cunnilingus

>>8816376
that may have been the worst placement for an animation ive ever seen

>>8816441
more like the best

>>8816441
it was a spectacularly awful transition

>>8816441
i'm with >>8817327
i woulda done the same transition!

>>8816376
>that transition
the entirety of my being has met its end

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Years ago I had a bad experience going down for my first time on a girl (tasted awful (sort of urine like), I instantly recoiled).

I've finally warmed up to the idea that not all girls are like that so I'm curious to try again but how can I psych myself up more to be more interested in doing it? Can I ask her to wash herself first? Is that going too far and washing away the flavor, as it were?

>>8816376
Why isn't this a thing

>>8820433
This is amazing. Is there a version with sound?

>>8816402
Sauce?

>>8824164
You need to psych yourself up? Wow, I don't consider it sex unless I get to eat pussy

>>8824109

basically this

that was amazing

>>8816460
Sauce

>>8824164
bro, if you instantly recoiled it could be that you two weren't genetically compatible at a base level- Pheromones ect..

like how some girls think certain guys smell really hot when they sweat, as if they are attracted to their 'musk' - its the marker for genetic compatibility at our lowest human level

I've read some pretty interesting stuff on this topic not all based in scientific fact though

>this was a shot in the dark

>>8816376
That fucking transition wew lad

>>8828731
What's with the open mouth, teeth clenched inhales. I always see girls do that. Looks so dumb and sounds stupid.

>>8826928
Thanks for the help bro, but I've been thinking about it and I think the real reason is that I'm gay.

>>8825362

SEX is eating pussy. Fuck balls, there is nothing sweeter than the taste or the scent of a woman. I'd rather eat my wife, drink her juices, than fuck. The man that can satisfy a woman totally with his mouth is the true master.

>>8828731
Source?

>>8829454
maybe ur just into guys

>>8824164

>Can I ask her to wash herself first?

That's.... kind of mandatory.

I mean, I fucking love eating pussy, but goddamn it needs to be washed first. Like fuck, it's like sucking a dick that hasn't been cleaned. Would you ask your GF to do that? Of course not.

>>8820433
Source please this is my fetish

>>8824164
Honestly I love to eat pussy. I dont give two fucks if she sucks my dick as long as I can go down on her. Its about being selfless. And making the girl melt in your mouth. >ask them to wash.
Unless you really like there stank ask to take a shower together.
>she should not smell or taste that bad.

>>8816376

Jesus, that transition blew my god damn mind.

>>8816376
Who the hell thought asshole swipe was the best transition?

>>8826861
are you retarded

>>8816376
Laughed my dick soft, thanks OP

Bamp

>>8831979
Hey so... totally just asking for a friend
How do you clean your dick, or how do you tell if it's clean enough?

>>8835025
>Who the hell thought asshole swipe was the best transition?

it was the best possible thing to do at that moment

>>8838936
holy shit, how can you be this retarded. do you just sit in shit everyday

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>>8842223
Almost quads

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>>8842227

>>8817327
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>>8824073
it was offcenter.

>>8816441
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>>8835025
That transition isn't even in the original video.
16EB4B0

>>8816376
NEED MORE PORTAL PUSSY!!!!!!

>>8831890
Thank you for clarifying that for me.

>>8842924
if you squint, the redhead looks like Sophie Turner.

>>8816460
London Keys is thick just the way I like, she never ceases to get me hard.

>>8824164
When they're growing up, a lot of vagina owners are told not to perform any kind of maintenance on their apparatus. Since the device is 'self cleaning,' they are cautioned against attempting to perform any home repairs or upkeep, lest they interfere with the automatic functions, or potentially even cause damage, or void their warranty. Despite the widespread belief in this idea, it is a myth, pure and simple, and a potentially harmful one. Neglecting regular maintenance can lead to a catastrophic breakdown of secondary and even primary functions.

The real reason for the continued spreading of this misinformation is an attempt by manufacturers to limit after-market uses to only those they have approved. What begins as a routine tune-up can easily transition into off-label use which many manufacturers take issue with, including uses purely recreational in nature.

If you are engaging in collaborative use of a vagina with its owner, you should do all you can to counteract this misguided propaganda. Your trepidation in broaching the subject is not unwarranted; many owners will view attempts to subvert conventional wisdom as accusations of improper care or personal neglect. Nonetheless there are a variety of ways to diplomatically approach the issue, and what works best for you will depend on the owner in question.

>>8843479
/pol/ is that way, "expert" ->

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>>8842233

those transitions and all are awesome, thanks for them

>>8838936
Run warm water over it and rub it with your fingers. Then smell your fingers. If bad, keep cleaning.

You shouldnt need soap, unless you have been lazy.

If you are uncut, try to clean as soon as possible after sex (especially with a condom) cause holy fuck will that reek after like 12 hours.

>>8843690
What the fuck are you talking about, "if you're uncut"?
Wouldn't it reek more with the foreskin housing all the sex juices and shit.

>>8843733
Just realised my own stupidity.
I'll hold dat L

>>8843273
>That transition isn't even in the original video.
IT GOT BETTER

>>8843733
Uh, no. Haven't really been smelling other peoples dicks but I can't say mine really smells. It's not that hard to clean your fucking dick. Pulling the foreskin back once in the shower and passing the showerhead over it briefly is enough.