Comedic rekt thread

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>>8679709
Bump

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He just got zozzled

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>>8679709
>If you're gonna post some ISIS shit, it has to be top tier.
Say no more.

>>8679717

Fake

>>8680156
fucking camper

>>8679709
that's straight from looney tunes cartoon

>>8680264
Needs the music.

>>8680298
Yeah, you can tell because Snoop dogg just 'appears', ya know? And where'd the money come from?

Definitely fake.

>>8679717

Fakest knock-out I've ever seen using the fakest angle. Also, one does not simply start a fight with a spinning wheel kick. They are notoriously hard to land and when they land, it does not look anything like that, it typically gets you knocked out into another universe; you drop like a heavy bag of shit and often show the fencing response.

>>8684323
Fuck that's funny

>>8680107
Is this fake?

>>8684323
>tries to pull it out
no No No NO NO NONONO

>>8680156
When T rush but you're alone

>>8680253
savage.

>>8680107
Fucking angular momentum.

>>8680107

Someone needs to slo-mo this and add I Believe I Can Fly. I'd do it, but I am absolute shit when it comes to editing.

>>8684323

I hope this guy gets shot in the face with a double-barrel loaded with rock salt

>>8679709
what happened?

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>>8679709

>>8687380
is that paint

>>8680253
I bet that happened in Guantanamo Bay.

>>8681961
lost my shit goddamit

>>8680264
Need film name.

>>8684323
holy fuck wots wrong with chinks

>>8679717
fake
still a good kick though

>>8687380
kidneyfailure.jpg

>>8679709
The actual fuck? for a moment I thought it was a missile.

>>8687518
How have you never seen Robocop?

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kek

>>8687692
what the fuck

>>8687692
Nope, not watching it.

>>8687692
when it just pops out on the ground holy fuck

what would compel someone to do this

>>8687697
top fucking kek

>>8687692
fake

>>8679709
>>8680107

these needs this sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUL5w91dzbo

>>8680264
Nobody understands your stupid overated shit webm and we'd all be better off if you just stopped.

Any ISIS acid bath shit?

>>8687762
she looks like a mii character

>>8687762
Machine that turns humans into Mii characters

>>8683735
I can't tell if you're autistic, or just retarded.

>>8687380
lmao

>>8687518
UNDERAGE

>>8687726
It's not his testicles. Most likely either fake or some concretion/cyst. Testicles are attached and don't just pop out.

>>8687692
Typical male feminist

>>8687888

Where was this? Was this guy a politician or something?

You don't normally see people jumping in to help someone like that. If that guy was legit just some random dude, kudos to those other people.

>>8683735
It's fake. I know the dude who does the spinkick, he's a massive fuckhead fucking eshay with some blood disease.

>>8680264
Good vid. Wrong thread m8.

>>8687939

Bradford stadium fire

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradford_City_stadium_fire

The guy was just a fan, he didn't survive but yeah those people were pretty awesome to at least try and help.

>>8687771
My heart skipped a beat, at first I thought that was a big deep-fryer and the cat jumped in it.

>>8687963
>filename got me

>>8687963
>That curb head first
I get neck pain looking at it, wew.

>>8680273
>>8680264
More of these

>>8687692
This is fake, they can't just pop out like that, they're attached.

>>8680156
Fun fact, the first gunman through the door got shot in the back by the two gunman behind him

lol

>>8688286
That's just sad.

>>8688293
Lolest

>>8687963
That poor Stormtrooper. Just goes to show, Speeder Bikes are never safe

>>8688293
>Doesn't own a Camaro SS
I'm done with this video.

>>8687697
imagine fucking her at that time :D
what would she do? :D how would she react
I really want to know D:

>>8688263
Nothing like die hard Brazilian fans crying to make my day.

>>8688323
What is he feeding him with?

>>8688286
This is what the West does to asians.

>>8688373
>>8687692

>>8688373
It's a raspberry.

>>8688445
Why is it looking so confused, is it high or something?

>>8688373
I'm pretty sure that's nerve gas

>>8683735
>Notoriously Hard to land
>Take TKD and not be a retard
>Never miss
You fucking retard do you have any idea what you are talking about. This one is fake and gay indeed but spinning wheel kick is easy as fuck to land. It's a diatance closing kick and meant to land with minimal force but great accuracy

>>8687720
Man, I stopped right in time before ruining my sleep

>>8687888
>on fire
>beaten to death by well-meaning crowd

>>8687720
there it is

i fucking lost.

you win.

you win...

>>8688472
Hamsters don't have hearts made for pumping blood vertically like that, it's basically just getting a head rush from sitting down too quickly after being vertical.

>>8679709
post context when you know it

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>>8688075
you sick fuck

Welder gets blown up by sewer gas.

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>>8687888
this guy was on some Pink Floyd album cover

>>8688075
I honestly assumed it was a vat of acid.

>>8680107
whats that green station wagon in front of the camera

>>8688346
>this post

>>8688638
>some Pink Floyd album cover

>>8687721
ditto

>>8688283
Holy shit yes. that kid fucking thought of everything.

>>8688312
basically how I felt during the TBJ vs KCR match.

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>>8688655
wat

>>8688323
Hello Darkness my old friend..

>>8688612
looks like sewer gas caught fire and blew him up and out

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>>8688679
it's stop, drop, roll faggot

>>8688656
C R U N C H
R
U
N
C
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>>8688788
This is the funniest god damn thing I have ever seen.

>>8680107
Looks like Fallouts Physics engine

>>8688034
He didn't survive? Dang, he was really engulfed, I know that, but I thought that they helped him fast enough.

>>8688312

This one always makes me laugh. That guys face after everyone around him starts yelling at him.

>>8688286
that's not going to grow back

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>>8688803
/rekt thread
/you post this
dafuq

>>8688742
what a woman

>>8688566
Was this the first and last year they had a women's event?

>>8688696
Jesus, my dog had cataracts, arthritis, and a bum hip and he could catch food better than that.

>>8688302
she should drill a hole through her skull next

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>>8688858
she think she can take on 4 guys and it will be allright

>>8688742
I'm in love.

>>8688696
Why is this even here

>>8688696
roflmao, gets me everytime, taco lol

>>8688847
>what is greentext

>>8688685
Story?

wow 54 video responses and only 2 have sound

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>>8688881
I like how it's a tv show but nobody gives a shit.

>>8688742
bitch reminded me of this
oglaf com/neversurrender/

>>8688742
I want to beat her half to death and have my way with her. Ykno, just to show her who's daddy.

>>8688576
Did he died?

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>>8688958
He's living with the mermaids now.

>>8688290
He was so determined to fuck him up

>>8688595
lost my shit!
poor guy...
icing on the cake: dat sloooow fall of the sign at the end

>>8688888
checked

>>8688618
heh heh heh heh...he had that WHOLE mat....heh heh heh hehhhhhhh....

>>8688283
That's one smart little nig.

>>8688685
what the fuck, who the fuck kicks an old lady in the face... fucking subhumans

>>8688685
lol that punch and kick to that old womens face

>>8688566
That's women for ya.

>>8688967
Can somebody explain

>>8688323
>You think this is a fucking game?

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>>8688969
this bald fag acts like he is gonna catch it at first

>>8688846
ug. ma. gawd. thats gross

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>>8689055
almost the WWF

>>8689037
This mat be the best thing I have ever seen ever

>>8687771
...and some people chirp dogs for being a little dense some times...that cat is straight up retarded.

>>8688595
If he just stayed where he was.

>>8687963
Fucking isle of man circuit

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>>8688960
dat filename omg

>>8688595
Oh god I have tears in my eyes

>>8688927
judging from the guy's looks theyre slavs - not humans

>>8688893
Filename was enough to find it:
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/apr/29/son-beaten-british-family-never-return-thailand

>>8688263
Deutschland, Deutschland, öber alle

Also, i've never understood this degree of fanatical devotion to anything that was this unimportant.
In Brazil's case, it makes sense that people are supportive of the soccer team because they don't have many other sports that they are noticeably strong in. The part I don't get is when you have political corruption, cartel related activities, a relatively severe poverty problem, mounting national debts, etc. but your population is so dedicated to a sport that they'll cry when their team loses but largely leave the real problems alone.

Ignorance displayed by people on such a grand scale always astounds me

>>8687963
I believe i can fly

>>8688323
Nerve gas

>>8688881
what is going on here ?

>>8688618
Just fuck my shit up

>>8688685
kek that last kick. Old grandma fell like a sack of potatoes

>>8688895
a guy doesn't deserve a beating like that for graffiti in a shitty slum like kensington market of all places.

If i were the tagger I would sue that fucker for assault or potentially attemted murder based on how bloodied he was in the video

>>8688828
died on the hospital. probably smoke inhalation contributed the most

>>8689112
>clemson

>>8688346
>I just discovered 4chan and want to appeal to the oldfags and be edgy :D

>>8688881
story?

>>8687721
ditto ditto

>>8687380
It's cartman in real life.

>>8689279
:D

>>8688629
lulz

>>8688312
I don't understand what is going on here? I thought people took foul balls

>>8689024
kek what is this from?

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>>8688901
me everytime i hear "wuurrldd staarrr"

>>8687963
oh god my sides

>>8687016
watche the fuck out we have a tough guy over here

>>8687888
People understand the concept of smothering a fire, they just lack the execution. Beating the shit out of the fire is not as effective.

Nice trips

>>8689363
It was a fair ball.

>>8687692
Is that what a circumcision looks like?

>>8688728
story?

>>8688323
looks like he broke his own neck

>>8689363
The ball bounced in the field first so it was in play when he took it.

>>8683735
>spinning wheel kick
it's called a roundhouse you twat.

>>8688293
now thats a childhood memory

>>8688979
Solid headbutt

>>8684323 The Chink Unicorn is born.

>>8688960
>Chinks actually giving a shit.
Must be Vetnam.

>>8688286
Thank god it was just their hair

>>8688670
what tf did this dubass just think...

>>8688780
That's what you get for dyeing your fringe fucking blonde

>>8688679
another dumbass.

>>8689055
>mirin that parry

>>8689155
did he die

>>8687443

Same shit. Everyone and their mother knows ISIS was created by the US and is trained by the CIA. Everyone other than Americans, of course.

>>8688939

HAHAhAHAH FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT

>>8688685
Obviously the british thought they could just claim the Philippines for crown and country.

>>8689157
What is the story ?

>>8684737
Same
>DONT PULL IT OUT
If you die because you pull it out I'm not when gonna feel sorry

>>8688972
based rune

>>8687688
I don't understand that if you have all those people knowing you're gonna die anyway, ehy not try and Fight back

>>8688950
>
Context?

>>8688566
>>8688854
>>8689016
It was a competition to be Hillary's top supporter.

>>8689162

Hi, im from Germany.

>Deutschland, Deutschland, öber alle

>Ignorance displayed by people on such a grand scale always astounds me

Yes. me too.

>>8689162
Über, not öber you fucking mongoloid.

>>8689066
bad wrestling

>>8688656
The longer version is way better, the kids face says it all.

>>8689019
If I remember correctly he was trying to kill himself. Why he tried it that way I'll never understand.

>>8689046
ouch

>>8689534
If done right, it'll burn off before he even really feels it, maybe he'll feel the heat a bit.

Niggers can't into science, tho.

>>8689162
I can't claim to know Brazilian problems, but in Mexico we have a similar situation. Politics are corrupt as fuck, cartels control sizable portions of the country, national debt is enourmous, culture and education get less and less money every year and people always cry more, celebrate more and know more about fucking football soccer than anything else.

>>8688881
... what a F***er, ... I think its a game show, the last one who touches the car, wins it....

>>8688847
have you even watched the whole webm

>>8689019
If I dont remember incorrectly, the black gentleman is drunk as hell and suicidal.
He's been threatening the cops that he's gonna kill himself, and he already pour gas in his car.
When he sits down he ignites it, with the intent of killing himself

>>8689588
Because if they fight back and they dont get killed instantly, theyre going to get tortured before being killed. So what would you rather have. Killed or tortured and then killed

>>8689094
Its actually the North West 200 in Northern Ireland

>>8687697
at least she doesn't need make up anymore...

>>8688950
way to go gurl

>>8687692
totally fake, but men...

>>8680107
did he dead

>>8689292
Who keeps his hand on the car the longest, wins the car.

>>8689066
Haha, first thing that made me lol here.

>>8689066
Sir, please wait, i was not ready to smash your head.

>>8689155
i saw that on TV, he stood up later with no harm.

>>8687720
this seems like a great idea

>>8689761
she

>>8689094
dats Portrush in N Ireland senpai

>>8689513
MOOOORE!!!! So fucking funny!!

>>8688858
Funny how all they do is block against her, restrain her and literally release her. She doesn't get a single shot in in this vid, but ever seen a woman fight? Dirty as fuck, all hair pulling and ball grabbing and throwing shit. I don't think I've ever seen a cat fight start without something being thrown first, and I don't think I've seen a guy fight start with anything but fists.

>>8688587
lol she barely hit the ground is acting like she is 'knocked out'
why do women do this all the time? for attention?

>>8687939
>You don't normally see people jumping on to help
You do in a civilised society you fucking savage

>>8688685
>we dindu nuffin its whitey's fault!

>>8688895
>>8689243
>A JAMAICAN GUY TOLD ME IT WAS COOL
>does it quick and makes to gtfo
>cries like a bitch and let a guy kick his shit in
Yeah, no sympathy... Darwinism at work.

The guy that took the vid should probably be persecuted under the law, but the other guy is a piece of shit.

>>8688566

This track was made for men who ride bigger bikes, the guy that made it actually got in big trouble cause he fucked up and used the wrong plans. Still funny

>>8689556
Nope. He walked off like a man. I think that was Tim Brown. I know it was X games a few years ago...

>>8687771
That cat is a fuckin idiot.

>>8688815

this is probably the hardest I've ever laughed at a TV show

cuck jokes aside, louie is bretty fucking gud.

>>8687721
ditto ditto ditto moon

>>8688735
why is it always white people who do this shit?

>>8689112
player for clemson. can confirm some people will do crazy shit in the name of their school. it's the same ride or die mentality that gangs have

>>8688881

slavs truly are the niggers of white people

>>8689244
yeah the bigger problem is inhaling the hot air and get your lung burnt, it cannot serves your body enough oxigen

>>8689419
>>8688901
>wurrrlll sturrr!!11!!!11!
It looked like a pretty decent take down from a bystander in the heat of the moment, too... fucking niggers, ruining everything.

>>8689169
why didn't he just run to the right or left like wtf

>>8688685
why anyone thinks it's a good idea to take their families to places crawling with subhumans who despise westerners is a mystery to me. must be part of the diversity/multiculti brainwashing they receive in their home countries.

>all cultures are equal

>>8689913
I might be wrong but I thought they were south americans and the white guy was just there to interview them

>>8688979
I've driven a motorcycle for like 6 years, and I'm nowhere near that guy with that badass perfectly timed headbutt, but this
>>8688974
is just retarded.... there's plenty of road for all of them and none of them were even going that fast. Either on drugs/drunk/retarded or all three.

>>8688742
goddamn does this turn me on every time

plus am I the only one who things the other bitch had it coming? i mean edited video for sure but she elbows her in the tit, grabs her shorts.

alpha queen just went above and beyond

>>8689292
>>8689199
Girl is insulting him, his family, friends, saying a lot of hardcore stuff just so he snaps and takes it on her, and stops touching the car of course, and worked like a charm.

>>8689460
>chinamen

>>8689866

Yeah the women are totally not at fault.

>>8688595
>Final destination 7

>>8679709
Educated fags we need your help.
How hight did the poor cunt went up?

>>8688822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufwfZLNg0dM

>>8689959
>subhumans who despise westerners
Deude, they were not in Japan.

>>8688969
anyone know if the bitch sued?

>>8689952
Russians dont give a fuck

>>8688126
yeah broke his neck, ded >>8687963

>>8689066
to be fair that was TNA

get your shit together

>>8689513
>you know who grimmace is?

>wat wahhhhhhhhhhhh

>how do you stay fit?
>I run
>from the cops
(for context the above was a nog)

>your still stupid but nice ass

fucking hilarious. not going to lie though the cross eyed burger chick made me feelz a little

>>8689513
Nice copilation

>>8689572
He is a "professional" dog whisperer, talks with dogs, teaching them, taming them. If there is a problem with the dogs, family calls him. It was a shitty show. He shuld know how to handle dogs.

>>8689913
betcha don't have the balls to say your race.....

>>8689888
>Tim Brown
kek

It was Jake Brown, he walked off but he was seriously injured.

>>8689013
Wish this had sound. I'd love to hear that phone convo lol.

>MOM... I was pseudo-camwhoring for some guys and the cat fucking popped my eyeball. Pls respond.

>>8687692
It's not his balls right?

>>8689157
>kicks the dog

what a fucking fraud

>>8689809
Fucking faggot

>>8689667
>>8689697
>>8689019
Actually the dumb cop on the passenger side of the car ignited it because he was taser happy. When he tased the driver, it caused an electric spark which ignited the accelerant. Notice the driver is doing the electric boogaloo. They continued to tase him to the end of the video.

>>8688679
How do you explain this to the doctors?
>He threw some alcohol over himself and then lit it on fire
>Was it a suicide attempt?
>No...

>>8689572
>>8690090
This. I've dealt with overly aggressive dogs before, and while his reaction wasn't the worst he's definitely not a fucking professional.

>>8689157
he even kicked it LMAO

>>8689513
That first one was sad. Good stuff though.

>>8689243
taggers are human garbage and deserve whatever befalls them.

>>8689513
The first one was just mean

>>8690174
:^)

Sorry, Hillary... men are just better, deal with it.

>>8690227
That was my first thought lol.

I've had times where I hid some pretty serious injuries from EVERYONE because I got them in such stupid ways, that guy must've been really hurting.

>>8688780
I don't get it, have twats evolved wheels?

>>8689464
Are they that fragile?

>>8688751
dat file name tho

>>8690446
Of cource not, he's moving okay in the end. He's just disappointed.

>>8688960
I like riding my gike but I'm positive 99% of accidents involving bikes happen because of the biker is being an idiot

>>8688699

Should've gone to specsavers

>>8688656
The Charles Xavier Origin Story

>>8689442
watchi out we got a rad guy over here

>>8688958
If I had to guess...yes he probably died. What happens in those situations is that water spilling over the road or causeway creates a kind of vacuum as it cascades down, like the area under a waterfall, and it creates a kind of cyclone underwater that is very difficult to escape from. Couple that with the fact that this guy clearly didn't want to lose his motorcycle (he gripped tightly to the handle bars the whole way into the water, even when he could have easily bailed and only lost the bike) he probably held on to the damn thing while he was drowning underwater in the hopes of salvaging it.

>>8687852
>>8688233
how are they attatched tho? He seems to be cutting the skin and then cutting something on the balls itself

anyone got the one with the

something BLAKAAAA

>>8688263
WTF ARE THEY DOING
the brazilian defense is just standing around half of the time and when they are not busy contemplating whether they left the stove on they just jump over the fucking ball

>>8689534
So the trick he is trying to pull is called "Flash Flaming" where the combustible substance is rapidly burned away and you can quickly extinguish it before it does any harm.
But he didn't do it properly: #1 you have to do it fast...almost immediately after pouring the liquid on yourself it will evaporate and create fumes, if you let those fumes build up for even a few seconds it will just explode, also if you let the liquid sit on the skin it can be absorbed into the outer dermis which will then burn just as rapidly as the liquid. #2 The amount he poured on himself was ludicrous, it was nearly the entire bottle of nail polish remover. #3 He let the acetone soak into his clothing, which means his clothing will now burn. #4 They conducted this in an enclosed room, which was probably poorly ventilated so the fumes were able to accumulate even more rapidly.

>>8680107
i'm guessing no seatbelt was worn