Swingers Thread

>>8666752
holy shit this is really fucking hot

>>8666775
sound? source?

>>8666795
You have no idea. My wife and I have been involved in a number of parties like this.

>be me 20 years ago
>meet wife as a teen
>marry young with limited sexual experience
>have babies
>babies become teens
>sex is great, but the same for 20 years
>wonder what sex is like with others
>have friends who married young too
>agree to watch each other have sex
>turns into oral swapping
>then full on sex in less than a month
>realize this shit is cash
>kids already born, whole world of bodies for us to conquer
>still conquering and loving every minute
>and are madly in love with each other, especially after every new conquest

> My wife and I were both curious about swinging so we started watching a show on PlayboyTV called "Swing" where each episode an amateur couple goes into a house with a bunch of veteran swingers. Show was interesting and gave us an idea of the rules both spoken and unspoken and how to deal with certain situations. After awhile we decided to look up some on-premise swingers clubs in the area and went to one. Our first night out we fucked another couple and loved not only the experience but it turned us on so much that we fucked like rabbits for a couple weeks afterwards.

>>8666866
>>8666883
bless you

>>8666906
I love this lady! :)

>>8666752
wait....what???

>>8667103
>google translate
>english to retard?

>>8667009
where can i go to find a [place] like this?

So my gf and I have talked with this couple we're friends with about doing this sort of thing.
All four of us are bisexual.
But when my gf and I try to imagine how it would go down, we can't picture it.
We can come up with scenarios involving three people but working the fourth person in seems difficult.

>>8667220
If you are in Florida, you can go to a place like Caliente or Paradise Lakes in Tampa. In Georgia, they have a place called The Cove. In Tennessee, there is a place called Pandora's Forest.

You can also join SLS or SDC and check out the parties in your area. Good looking, respectful single guys are always in demand.

>>8666763
moar....need maor

need sauza

>>8667228
It is difficult incorporating a fourth person, unless it is a full swap scenario. The MFM scenario is usually good for the girl because all of the attention is paid to her. The FMF scenario works because the girls get to play with each other and they can play with the guy at their discretion.

In your case, with everyone being bi, I think the foursome could work well because everyone can play with everyone else.

>>8666752
holy shit this is really fucking gay

>>8667377
Go back under your 1990's rock you homophobe.

>>8667462
Have fun with your AIDS, queer.

>>8667467
The swinger population is VERY careful about AIDS. On the websites SLS and SDC people rate their experiences with members, just like on ebay. If anyone got any sort of disease from an encounter, it would be on there in minutes and that person would be shunned by the lifestyle community..

So now you know.

>>8666768
fuck.

sauce?

>>8666768
That's amazing, sauce?

>>8667215

One of my favorite replies on here so far

>>8668153
No sauce anon, sorry

>>8667228
>>8667303

In terms of difficulty yes and no. Honestly sex in general is ridiculous as it is so it doesn't matter how many extra people you bring to the table,

If you move away from the expectation of someone needing to be the focus of attention, and just let people get involved however they want to all your problems fade away. Let sex just be natural.

The more bodies you have the more body parts you have to touch and play with, there's no reason why everyone can't be receiving something, and watching is pretty hot too. Obvs just be sure to communicate lots before and during and you're set.

>>8666752
We call this act... The Aristocrats!

>2 guys 1 girl
That's just straight up interactive cucking, guys

>>8666837
looks like she's doing the filthy frank face when she eats that ass

>>8668320
I almost forgot /gif/ was a cuck board

>>8668326
No it isn't. /gif/ is a place for momma's boys who can't get laid to come and call people enjoying their sexuality 'cucks'.

I can't imagine how pathetic you must feel in this age of sexual revolution and easy pussy that you cannot get laid and feel the need to put down others who are getting laid.

Seriously man, I pity you. Kill yourself.

>>8668335
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE, RIGHT?
fucking brolicious, i love fucking my girl with my bros dick in her mouth man, totes not a cuck

>>8668344
>fucking your girl

Yeah, right. Die faggot.

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>>8668352
>faggot
Says the one that wants another man to fuck his woman

>>8668365
Ummm, while I fuck another woman in a party like atmosphere. Not that you've ever been invited to a party.

You are cancer.

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>>8668365

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>>8668369
>normie cucks bragging about being normie cucks

>>8668377
>implying papa franku would be a cuck

>>8666768

..Where he oh-so-casually slides his hands off the guy's knees onto the girl's waist. It's way too late brah.

>>8666752
sauce ?

>>8668038
Omg sauce

>>8666752
holy shit this is really fucking weird

>>8666752
>>8668424
Here's some hot sauce my fellow fags.
http://www.youjizz.com/videos/wild-hot-bi-sexual-orgy-14195481.html

>>8666866
somehow one of you get the hiv, or worse hpv

>>8668797
Not yet. Everyone is careful or they get shut out of other encounters.

>>8668806
thing happens

>>8668751
Sauce?

https://youtu.be/hrkm3EvH72g seems friendly tbqf

Wife and I are bisexual and have been swinging for 5 years ask away.

>>8668948
How did you get started in the lifestyle?

>>8668948
How do you feel when you are swinging with a guy with a bigger dick than you?
Does your wife enjoy watching you doing things to other men or them doing things to you?

>>8668948
Were you bi before you started swinging? I have always wished I could be bi. I love cocks, balls and cum, but I don't like the big, hairy guys that they come with.

>>8666752
Not *quite* swinging, but
>living in an apartment building, going to school part time and working
>been married (she's my ex, now) about 9 months, living there six, both 21, both 8 states from where we grew up
>My ex was one of those girls raised in a super-strict Pentecostal family; dated me (a long-haired atheist) to piss off her dad. She was a freak in bed - liked doing it with the curtains open (we lived on the top, 4th floor with only part of one other building in the complex able to see us)
>Anyway, my ex becomes friends with a 24 year old that lives in that same building that can see us, call her Heather
>Heather's husband is a Pentecostal like my ex, but believes it. Heather starts coming over to hang out; her husband won't come over because we drink actual alcohol.
>After about 3 months Heather starts bitching and moaning about how her husband only has sex with her once a week. Anything else is sinful, he thinks. And he wears his PJs and makes her wear her bra
>After a month of this my wife says, flat out 'I know that the Pentecostals think, I'll talk to him'
>IDGAF, so sure
>She goes over on a Saturday and is there for hours
>Comes back with a gleam in her eye
>"I got him to give Heather permission, *in writing*, to 'meet her needs with a decent man' to save their marriage because divorce is a sin"
more

>>8669027
moar!!

>>8668983
>>8668991
We got started when we crashed at our friends (couple) single bedroom apartment we were all drunk and horny we fucked while they fucked next to us it was super hot watching them and being watched and we started going to swinger clubs after that so we could get watched again and it went from there. The other couple never did anything like it again.

The whole dick size thing really doesn't matter in the real world. Usually big dicks hurt her but when they don't I love watching him slide it in balls deep and fuck her senseless.
She loves watching me fuck and suck men and watching me get fucked and sucked.

>>8668991
>bigger dick than you
I'm not him, but in a similar relationship.

If you have the right kind of personality (i.e. are secure in yourself) and she has the right kind of personality (i.e. secure in herself), shit like that just doesn't matter. It's pretty much the same thing as couples who talk about who the other finds attractive with each other. Like her being able to say to you that some random guy is hot and you being able to point out some girl is hot without either one of you being worried about the other running off to them.

>>8669005
No swinging made me realise I was bi
I don't find men attractive just cock if that makes sense

>>8669027
>So I spend Sunday with my ex and heather rolling around in bed, giggling and fucking
>Heather wasn't within 3 leagues of my ex - the ex had DD's, an hourglass figure, a round ass, and a 7/10 face and she was eager and athletic and willing to do anything: Heather was flat chested, flat-assed, no hips, only up for missionary, and wouldn't suck me.
>Soon we had a schedule - Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays hether would come over. We'd all have a drink or two and then go to the bedroom. My ex would strip down and start blowing me as heather watched for a while, then my ex would take off heather's cloths
>I'd move Heather to the bed and start fucking her missionary while my ex played with her tits and kissed me
>After Heather came 2-3 times she'd sit up, I'd take off the condom and the ex would clean off the spermicide, then the ex would lay down, her head in Heather's lap, while I fucked her. heather would play with my ex's hair and talk about how beautiful she was.
>Every now and then the ex and I would play a trick so that I'd cum on Heather, but she never relaxed
more

>>8668991
>>8669055
That guy gets it

>>8669056
Totally, I am the same way. But I don't think my wife would be into me sucking another man's dick.

>>8669027
This is a cuck story.

>>8669060
>Heather is happy and her husband seemed relieved she wasn't bugging him anymore, but it was damn near a job for me
>After about 6 months of this I come home one night and there is this girl in the apartment with the ex
>Amy lived on the 4th floor in Heather's building
>Amy had seen us fucking and seen us with Heather
>Amy was Bi
>Amy was my ex's bonus for the fact that heather laid there like a pillow
>Amy's build was a lot like Heathers (A cups, maybe, boy hips and ass) but she had a pretty face and was very athletic
>She was as freaky as my ex, too
>Pretty soon she was our 'Monday, Wednesday thing'
>We'd get home together, fuck through combinations of me fucking one of them while she ate out the other, swap, then they'd ride my face and dick, swap, then one of them would jerk me off on the other's tits.
>Then we'd shower, have dinner, and Amy would go home
>it really made pillow girl worth it
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>>8666837
sauce

>>8667467
>implying that you get aids from being gay
>implying that being a swinger makes you gay
>implying there's anything wrong with being gay

>>8666752
>nigger
Didn't know this was a bestiality thread.

>>8668369
Why the hell do you autists fall for such obvious bait...?

>>8669072
>So this didn't go on for very long before the ex had an idea
>One Saturday heather came over, like usual, and we started off, like usual
>Then we stopped, told her we had a surprise, and brought in Amy, naked, from the spare room
>She was a little surprised, but Heather decided to go along
>Pretty soon I am fucking heather while Amy is eating out my ex
>The ex is REALLY playing it up, too
>Heather is obviously flustered; she's even moving her hips a little!
>Then the ex and Amy switch and Amy starts moaning and talking about how good it feels to have a woman tongue you - while staring Heather right in the eyes
>Heather not only came but instead of a little shudder (her usual) she moaned very loudly
>As I pulled out, Amy dove in and started eating out Heather
>Heather started to object, but my ex just started tongue kissing her and I was rubbing my dick on Heather's tits
>It is about 2 minutes and Heather is moaning, gasping, and obviously about to explode
>The ex starts pumping me and with some sort of lesbian/bisexual telepathy she times and aims it so I am shooting my load all over heather's face and into her mouth as she screams out a huge orgasm
>Heather is swallowing my cum, laughing, and crying all at once while Amy is telling the ex "we got another one"
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>>8666780
Is that Alex DeLarge?

>>8668326
Was gonna give you a brochure to cky
>>8668335
But anon beat me too it

>>8666752
>swinger thread
>full of cuckold, orgies, and gang bangs

I don't think most of you know what swinging is.

>>8669127
>Pretty soon the ex and I are only seeing Heather and Amy on Saturdays. The rest of the time Heather just sees Amy, which explained a lot
>I had received an offer for a new job in a different city, and the job had education benefits, so we moved. The ex staye din touch and told me that within a few months Amy and Heather were fucking Heather's husband twice a week and he had opened up under Amy's enthusiasm - turns out he thought all women just acted like a pillow, like Heather.
>About a year after we moved I divorced the ex after we visited her parents' place and I lost touch with all of them

>>8667833
Fucking lucky bastard

>>8669087
MOAR

>>8666752
ive been to a few adult theatres before to see what it was like. 99% of people are bi or gay dudes. but 1% are couples (the guy usually bi) and they go in and the chick gets fucked by about 6 dudes. now these places seem like a breeding ground for stds, especially hiv with the gay dudes around. i wonder how these couples handle it. ive never seen a condom used in there

>>8668793
lmao that was good until

>SUCK MY DICK!!!!! :[

>>8668974
Sauce ?

>>8667485
but HIV takes 6 months to be testable...

>>8666768
>>8668416

it gets worse.

'honey' reaches up to grab top guys ass cheek

>>8667234
How active are those websites?

>>8667485
this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

the porn industry is as anal about STDs as possible, and there are still outbreaks and AIDs on occassion.

An ebay analogy would be seeing a seller with 100% good feedback going back years, so you buy your XYZ from them. It works great and you leave a good review. You buy more things from them in the following 4 months.
This timewhen you go to buy from them again, however, there is a whole host of negative reviews "I bought from this seller a year ago and the XYZ he sold me just exploded and killed my boyfriend!".

You go to check, and all of the things you bought from him are exploding and setting fire to your house.

As the inferno takes over, you rush to your computer and with the last of your strength manage to type "1/5 gave me aids didn't get symptoms and had heaps of unprotected sex after"

>>8669713

lel nice try, 2/10 plz logic again.

For an industry entirely based around people fucking, the fact that the incidence of STI infection is lower than the general population says everything you need to know. Next you'll be saying mandatory testing puts people more at risk of contracting STIs. topkek.

But dont let this stop you from believing whatever conspiracy theories have obviously influences your evidently highly informed opinions.

>>8666906
there HAS to be more

>>8666876
MAS POR FAVOR
o salsa

>>8669818
maybe try making a point with your post instead of just straw manning and relying on ad hominem

>>8669818
My point was that the porn industry is AS ANAL AS POSSIBLE, meaning they use every test available to their fullest extent as regularly as possible, and YET even they get outbreaks from time to time.

The guy I was replying to was saying that because some swinger websites let you rate the sex you had, that they're going to be safe from AIDs. Which is demostrably false, and so I gave him an example that would help him understand.

Honestly I'm not even sure what you were saying in your post. Testing makes things safer? Has anyone ever say anything to the contrary?

>>8666775
who dat

>>8666832
who is this?
>>8667080
the brunette is monica roccaforte

>>8669898
The porn industry doesn't use protection and they eat multiple loads of cum a day and still have extremely minimal cases.

When you work in mining you risk assess every possible action first you look at what could go wrong then you look at how likely it is that it might happen then you take action to prevent that from happening.

Extreme example:
An asteroid could fall from space hit the bulk fuel storage causing mass death and damage.
Now as this is possible to occur it is extremely unlikely so we don't bother building asteroid shields around the fuel storage.

So how does this relate?
What's the hazard?
Catching an sti .
How likely is it to happen?
Medium to high.
What control measures are applied?
Sti checks, condoms, only play with people who seem trustworthy and legitimate. Don't swallow bodily fluids.
How likely is it to occur after control measures are in place?
Very low to low.

Bonus fact not everyone lives in Africa or aids ridden ghettos

>>8669657
SDC and SLS are extremely active. There are millions of swingers out there who are members.

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At these swinger resorts, they typically have shared shower accommodations. This is a scenario that has happened to my wife twice and was a huge turn on for her.

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This is a place called Rooftop Resort in Hollywood. This is a common thing to see there and usually you can find a couple to join in with or a girl there who is sucking everyone's dicks.

>>8670382
*Florida

>>8666752
>that guy sniffing the black guy's dredlocks

>>8670260
This was hugely satisfying for me.

You know what I love about these videos? I love how HAPPY the women always are! It feels good.

>>8667831
This is so beautiful, I want something like this in my life

>>8666763
amateur, nice.

>>8670567
Holly fuck.So hot

>>8666775
nice tits

>>8669948
holly michaels

>>8666876
Wasnt sure for quite a while if that was in her pussy or ass. Weird.

Bumping for more!!

>>8670567
name?

>>8670197
Do you have personal experience?
How does the process usually go for single men?

>>8672801
On SLS, most couple's profiles include the statement "Single men, we will contact you if we are interested". You probably wont have as much luck as couples or unicorns (bi girls by themselves). But you will have a lot more luck than if you did not try it out. My girl and I use SLS and we have met up with a few couples. Our trouble is it's tough to find attractive couples in our area since our standards are high. If we had normal to low standards, we would be able to find at least 1 different couple for sex each week for the next 20 years. It's fairly active on there.

Note, I am not the person you were talking to, just another person who uses the same services.

>>8673064
>unicorns (bi girls by themselves)
That sounds a bit off, I see ads looking for bi girls ALL the time both on SLS as well as Fetlife.

>>8670382

so like what's the etiquette here? how would i approach this and get involved?

more of bisex

>>8668038
ew gay

>>8666785
i have some news for you

>>8672801

Agree with what this anon said >>8673064
I would add that being clean, friendly, able to hold a conversation and respecting boundaries goes a long way toward getting in with an attractive couple.

It is worth a try! Good luck!!

>>8669114
>being gay doesn't automatically give you aids, but makes it much easier
>you are gay if you swing and have sex with other dudes
>being gay is an evolutionary dead-end and a mental illness.

>>8673275
I would go there and lurk for a little while and see how the vibe is that day. Try making small talk with a girl or a couple there without being pushy. At a minimum, usually there is a BBW in a corner somewhere giving blowjobs to anyone who asks.

>>8674172
It's fun when partners fuck at the same tempo.

>>8666775
daphne from scooby doo?

>>8673752
I wouldn't say it's a mental illness, in humans i'd say it's more of an evolutionary solution to over population

>>8666752
>dudes getting fucked
When you swing too hard

>>8667234
SLS? SDC?

>>8676059
Google it faggot

>>8666775

she so young in that one...

>>8675070
>it's more of an evolutionary solution to over population

So why is homosexuality officially promoted and defended in parts of the world with a low birthrate, whereas places that have massive issues because of a high birthrate (mostly in Africa) tend to ban homosexuality? Why do Western governments more worry about transgender bathrooms than the 'gay rights' in non-Western countries which aren't threatened with a boycott or mere public shaming? Why was the US government offended when a German court banned circumcision of non-consenting boys while it is silent on human rights in Saudi Arabia?

Could it be that promoting homosexuality (gay marriage etc) in white majority countries is actually part of an anti-white genocidal agenda?

PS: Homosexuality occurs with an increased chance when the mother has certain health issues that aren't common in nature, like smoking and drinking. That points to it being some sort of defect that will be more common in dying, decadent societies with a lot of drug abuse.

>>8669135
Underrated post.

>>8673752
>gay is a mental illness

Dude shut the fuck up. Building skyscrapers is a mental illness. Art is a mental illness. Blasting into fucking space to go walk on the moon is a mental illness you pillock.

>>8676226
This is a CIA plot to reduce white population in western countries.

>>8666754
any more of this?

>>8667234

Sorry to burst your bubble, but Caliente and Paradise Lakes in Florida are upscale but traditional nudist resorts that do not have open sex parties.

Perhaps you are thinking of Hedonism II in Jamaica or some of the places in the Dominican Republic?

For the love of clits, do NOT perv out public nude beaches, or else we will LOSE them. Period.

>>8670567
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pls sauce holy fuck

I went to a swingers party once, it sucked all the couples stayed together and I barely got any ended up jerking most the time

>>8677620
LOL anon, you have no idea what you are talking about. Have you ever been to the conversation pool at Caliente after 11 pm? I can assure you it is a sex party. Paradise Lakes you don't even have to wait until after dark... anytime in the pool area you can see sex happening.

>>8680110
Well it isn't always an orgy. Most of the time, it is what you described until you make a connection with someone. It doesn't have to be a lot of work, just a little bit of interesting convo to both the guy and the girl in a respectful manner. I can assure you most couples at swinger parties are willing to let you join if it feels right for the girl.