YLYL

>>8594704
>Paula Jones, after finally having her mind returned to her after being possessed by the spirit of gluttony for many years, is rudely awakened to realize that her once slim and petite figure is forever and irrevocably now a fat tubby tub of lard.

>>8594704
what kind of drugs make you do this

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i was listening to an album on youtube and out of nowhere this downloaded itself and popped up

what mean

>>8594784
dude i fucking tried porn acting is my weakness, made it to the last second
>n-no mmm ok

>>8594792
Pcp, meth, acid or mushrooms, dmt maybe lots of/bad crack?

>>8594835
>implying good crack

>>8594792
Once had a housemate gets the cops called on him by a neighbor for eating a bunch of mushrooms and screaming at the top of his lungs for a solid 20 min. When they came he kept screaming, "IT'S OK, I'M HUMAN, I'M A HUMAN!!!"

>>8594792
aspartame

requesting one where it's the greatest orgasm ever over the speakers that shake an entire wall

>>8594843
I'm an aficionado of crack, a hipster of heirloom crack. There is indeed bad crack. If its not aged in an artisan plastic bag in a rare type of trailer (park) i turn my nose up at it.

>>8594847
The absolute madman!

>>8594859
His trial is still going on, i might go to jail for it. If he rats i sold him the boomers.

>>8594858
not sure if nose upturning as a sign of disdain or to sniff moar coke better

>>8594874
Disdain, but i do love me some coke that makes my eyes shake.

>>8594872
>seat offering intensifies

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>drugs

>>8594878
¿Por qué no los dos?

>>8594880
What does this mean, i am unfamiliar.

>>8594861
anyone know the song that goes to this?

>>8594777
Mother fucker, this is the second time I got tricked by this.

>>8594777
you motherfucker you got me, it actually spooked me because my wall to the right is the attic and my walls sound just like that. fucking thought there was someone/thing in my fucking attic until I replayed that with my headphones off.

>>8594777
You got me.

>>8594886
I aint doin no bad crack son, only good crack. And i will mix, /b/ermano.

>>8594847

ahahahaha fuck you, lost.

>>8594810
whats the song?

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>>8594888
I would tell you to lurk moar, but those trips deserve some respect.
picrelated is used when somebody is alluding to shady stuff, implying the mentlegan in the picture is an agent of some three-lettered-agency or another

>>8594803
Perhaps the greatest clip of all time

>>8594910
Was talkin bout drugs, not pedo. Did he do drug show too?

>>8594816
Thanks, Asian fisherman

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Does anyone know what song this is? Shazam keeps giving me different songs.

>>8594890
I'm pretty sure it's from one of the matrix movies.

>>8594919
Although drug lovers do love kids more than the average person does, drug loving in itself is not in the lower half of three-letter-agencies' priority lists

>>8594922
what's the source this shit had me laughing

>>8594941
>proceeds to describe anal fisting and eating the pupu
>THEN
>asks the children to step out

>>8594937
I do love my son more than anything. I believe that druga help. If i werent baked id probably get him drunk to put him to sleep sometimes. It gives me patience.

>>8594922
Wtf how do you get them so long?

>>8594908
Who's the girl?

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>>8594954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESA7yu1x4UM

>>8594931
is this real?

>>8594909
>>8594810

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE

>>8594951
can't tell if the complete reaction was genuine or he jsut tried to play off how scared he got by running away like that

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>>8594803
I've been through 15 different remixes and none of them are this one. Does anyone know?

>>8594930
sauce on the song? All I know it's Meshuggah

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>>8594967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvpbW7JRu0Q

That lady is a genius in disguise.

>>8594784

Kek'd internally.

>>8594803

Song name or at least where that instrumental comes from? I know the singing is from Nate Dogg in Eminem's "Shake That".

>>8594983
I think he was legitimately scared, then realized quickly he was okay, and then tried to make it over-the-top, possibly as a way to laugh at himself.

>>8594769
Context of second half????

>>8594968
thanks famzilla

>>8594803
>>8594803
Sauce on this remix. I cant find.

>>8594922

Fucking Norm Macdonald.

Holy shit my sides have transcended beyond the physical realm of reality,

>>8594925
Get ya hands up - theFunkyFr34k

>>8595006
Fuck you, more/sauce?

>>8594987

Yeah I've seen her in a handful of BBC shows in bit parts. She's funny as fuck every single time.

>>8594897
lost

>>8594922
>what's your computer
>"it's a mac"
>"mines a dell"
>cuts to wide shot showing two macs

top fucking kek this is fantastic

>>8594890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9s18rUaubc

I only know this song from that DOOM /pol/.wad

>>8594835
I've never seen this kind of shit from any psychedelics except high dose pcp/meth

>>8594827
i need this song

>>8595021
thanks bro

>>8594984
You Reposted In The Wrong Neighborhood By Shokk

>>8594984
you reposted in the wrong neighborhood kid its on soundcloud

>>8594816
Thanks, Asian fisherman

>>8595023
wut

>>8594772
fuck you, lol

>>8594803
gonna need sauce on that song

>>8595042
Norm is so goddam funny.

Watch this if you want to see a comedian that has nothing but contempt for everyone around him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A848xpsDJbw

"IF IT HELPS HE'S A FILTHY AYE-RAB!........One of them Aye-rabs...."

>>8595023
MOAR info plz good anon

>>8595006
Damn need part 2

>>8595088

Not sure what you don't get about the video. It's pretty self explanatory.

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>>8595077
>>8595088
>xxxvideo.avi.exe
>"ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO RUN THIS???"
>YES
>THEY SET US UP THE BOMB
>ALL UR BASE R BELONG TO US

>>8594792
SJW's

>>8595074
What song is he playing it sounds familar

>>8595083

"Look I'm sorry for bringing up Hitler"

>>8595094
Did Boomerang come back?

>>8595129
How the hell did the emus win the war?

>>8594897
Holy shit, lost.

>>8595121
yes, they float. I actually looked for the video on youtube to show someone a few mins ago since I was looking for the webm here but had not been posted yet. The song in the video is Territory by Sepultura.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5FZqK9SewE

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>>8595129

>>8594777
fuck that was realistic

>>8595083

"You're an acid tongued Arab."

>>8595147
lost, i was thinking of cheating on my girl today but his is awesome so naw

>>8594816
Thanks Asian fisherman.

>>8595147
Lol fuckin' lost

>>8595083

"No offense, but that sounds like some goddamn commie gobblydeegook."

>>8595147
is this real?

>>8594816
Thanks, Asian fisherman

>>8595183

Yes in the sense that it actually happened it's true. But was it an actual theft? no.

>>8595100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A-aL49F0Jc

>>8594816
Thanks, asian fisherman

>>8594704
Lost at "I'm so fat"

>>8594984
>>8595017
>>8595017
>>8595081
>>8594995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEh23bcf6SE&ab_channel=KingKestrel Is the loop used in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bDydG0MrrE&ab_channel=dlam Is the instrumental and as anon pointed out the lyrics are from Eminem's "Shake that"

>>8595228
I remember being obsessed with finding this remix for the longest time. Worst thing was the only version I had was playing over footage of a 13 yr old rolling around on a couch in her skivvy's, for scientific reasons, of course.

>>8594908
"What is clocks" almost fell out of my chair

>>8594777
sauce on video?

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>>8594861
DAMMIT I ALWAYS LOSE TO THIS.
>contrib

>>8595215
way to ruin this kid's life, bitch

>>8594704
looks like the average tumblr user

>>8594704
Anyone else immediately think of the turkey/chicken chewtoy noise! Kek

>>8594821
My uncle dying of cancer is funnier than that

>>8595015
CNN reporter was reading a Facebook message (Live on air) relating to a shooting

>>8595198

The japanese defense force everyone.

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>>8595167
oh my fucking god

Playing with a keyboard

>>8595256
Literally

>>8594968
I don't understand Hollywood anymore.

>>8595006
Saved by a weebo, i prefer die.

>>8595277
>rape_panties
How does this work?

>>8594827
>>8595050

So do I

>>8595239
Haha, nice!

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>>8595287
maybe the panties are connected to the internet cloud

>>8595008
As a novice stage actor who can't dance for shit. The amount of work that went into that is very impressive.

>>8595287
usually they have a vibrator set up to donations, every donation sets it off, and the more you donate the harder it goes. Clever trick to get people to donate shit tons of money

>>8595287

Go on chatturbate. Like 90% of the girls on there use these now.

It's called the "Ohmibod" or some shit and it's basically a flat dildo that lays between the panties and the pussy. It has a small nub that rests on the clit. It connects to the girls account so that whenever someone tips tokens it vibrates. The more tokens you tip the harder it vibrates.

It's an amazing gimmick to get lonely nerds who have disposable income to send it by making it interactive. It sounds like bullshit at first but I've seen a girl pass out from a 1000 tip and smack her face against the nightstand cutting a huge gash on her forehead.

>>8595050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIbOoYAL_oE

>>8595071
kek

>>8594972

I wondered the same thing and found this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g99h4qaCio

Apparently it's real.

>>8595307

That entire crew is just comedic gold.

Everything from The IT crowd to The Mighty Boosh is just fucking amazing.

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>>8594704

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>>8594922
"He died 50 years ago."
"He did? I didn't know he was sick."

>>8595161
What kind of night am I have that I lost to this?

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>>8594941
doing God's work

>>8595050
here ya go buddy
/watch?v=UIbOoYAL_oE

>>8594941
Black Michael Scott?

>>8594816
Thanks, asian fisherman

>>8595357
Machelangelo Scott? Demichaelus Scott?

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>>8594951

>>8595360
what context is this taken out of?

>>8595239
this is a prank right?

>>8595308
link to vid?
science

>>8594803
Oh god this is gold. Lost so hard.

>>8595221
I need me some source

>>8595308
>1k
>chatterbait
Good god..

>>8595198
>filename
kek

>>8595395
What

>>8595119
sounds like thru the sandstorm and flames by radude

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>>8595415
no telling what they were trying to do

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>>8594949

>>8595408
Elay Smith

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>>8595370
sauce

>>8595395
>>8595423
Slavs are like the greatest of American rednecks. I'm a bit jelly.

>>8595426
thanks

>>8595139
>>8595040
i don't get it

>>8595277
>>8595287
>>8595296
>>8595302
>>8595308

Ohmibod is literal teledildonics. What a brave new world we live in.

>>8595407
so subtle, so slight

>>8595436
I want her to spauz my galaugh

>>8594847
Funny, The mushrooms must've told him.

>>8595415
They are emulating the way russian infantry figths german tanks.

>>8595436
oh fuck. wrong thread m8 quality post

>>8595436
What are age of consent laws in Russia?

>>8594827
>what it's like to chew 5 gum

>>8595215
I mean just tell the kid its fucking normal to do that and then rape him. WTF is this bitches problem?

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>>8595466
it's funnier if you knew what they were saying. they are thoroughly confused how cameras work.

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>>8595483
it could always be worse

>>8595221
Losing

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>>8595296

>>8594937
what do you think of money?

Alphabet Agency is another name too. I like that one lol

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>>8595509
kek

>>8594816
Arigato, Asian fisherman.

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>>8595485
translate pls

>>8594773
Sauce!

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>>8594704
ONLY IN AMERICA

>>8594897
TOP

FUCKING

KEK

HERETIC!

>>8594972
What do you mean "is this real?" famdingo that was probably one of the best interventions since the whole damn show started

>>8595528
something like,
"did you get the shot?"
"it's recording"
"did you get the shot?"
"it's recording!"
etc

>>8595207

Thank you, anon. i am crying

>>8595499
Based Putin

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>>8595542
ok I actually chuckled when I rewatched.
At the end was she was like did you get it?
and the other girl was like yup! and she gets super excited and grabs it
Thanks

>>8595555
Impressive

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>>8595555
quads of truth

>>8595485
Clearly the girl recording is supposed to be taking a picture and doesnt tell her shes recording till the end. Dont need to speak Russian to see that

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>>8595492
FUCK NIGGERS

>>8595290
>>8595050
>Justice - Helix (Gesaffelstein Vision Remix)

>>8594816
sayonara,asian fisherman

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>>8595562
yo you replied to the wrong person dingus. Anyway I was distracted to say the least and have 0 knowledge of russian

>>8594816
Thanks, Asian fisherman!

>>8595207
Dogs are disgusting pieces of shit

>>8594784
how high is this guy

>>8594704
>stupid fat kid on public transit tries to be funny
> makes an ass of herself and just screams
Not funny. Made me want to genocide

>>8595239
oh shit that second part is filmed at ucsd i think. geisel library, second floor by the bathrooms in S&E

>>8595531
Adele-Hello

>>8595135
hahahaha not many would get that little historical fact

>>8594827
3spooky5me

>>8595188
Yeah lets get some geriatrics to carry the big shit.

>>8595521
Niceguys in a nutshell

>>8595266
Well it's the dumbass kids fault

>>8594784
Oh my god the face shw makes at the end is the same as "suspicious larry david" in curb

>>8594777
Living in an apartment without any wooden doors
>Feelsgoodman.jpg

>>8594816
Nobody's cheering me on, youwet gook

>>8595296
SO LONG GAY BOWSER!

>>8594965
this desu, smoke grass brother

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>>8594704

>>8595006
lol the ending is anticlimactic. Better to just leave it here. It ends with them just walking off.

>>8595521
they totally stole this skit from some british show
why do black people always gotta steal?

>>8594777
>I've been wondering who has been knocking on my windows all these nights

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>>8595612

>>8595161
wat

>>8595094
'STRAYA CUNT!

>>8595630

Ah yeah forgot about that...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t_070qAb5g

>>8595415
https://youtu.be/OVvoo1qFPDo?t=254
Something like this

>>8594949
Kek, just played through that part today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtfOt8emr_g

>>8595350
whats the song? The rap one

>>8594790
Vanity, definitely my favorite sin. Heheheh

>>8594941
>that guy taking notes

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>>8595277
Holy fuck I am laughing so fucking hard I can't fap oh my god that's hilarious.
>Gets on her knees
>Bucks her ass up in the air while flailing her arms
LMAO

>>8595581
Looks like it. Imma go visit the library tomorrow.

>>8595563
is that fuckin bam

>>8595591
You'd be surprised.
It's a meme over at /pol/ and /int/ now.

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>>8595692

>>8594827
Dude, that made me jump.
You need to put a warning on this next time.

>>8595528
sauce on girl?

>>8595239
kek

>>8594772
That's spot-on.

>>8595730
>Brunaboyz in Trukk

>>8594777
I knew what it was, but last time I wasn't wearing headphones.
Sheeeeiiit

>>8595528
Its jodie foster

>>8594777
u dirty doublenigger, i had to get my gun and check outside as there was noone at the door

>>8594978
Athletics

>>8595266
this shit hurts my heart. fuck these people for not knowing how to have animals. poor cat

>>8594922
How does Norm even keep a strait face during this shit? I would be struggling to keep my shit together at how hilarious this shit is.

>>8595207
lmao
thx anon

>>8595676

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9XpmVM81XM

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>>8595558
i don't get it
she could eat shit and still look gorgeous while most guys here could not even drink a cup of wine without making me laugh

>>8595423

would be better with the sound form that oppa bylat carcrash video

>>8595531

Francis Higgins

>>8595411
I know right!

putting the name of the song in the file name is hilarius!

>>8594816
Thanks, asian fisherman

>>8595296
nigger foreplay

>>8595640
classic

>>8595335
fuck. Got me off guard

>>8595066
sauce on this?

>>8595215
The file name should be moral oral

>>8595563
"you speak in threes?" fucking what is this thing

>>8595415
If I remember correctly, they are LARP'ing.

Camera dude yelling is the GM / DM.

The track machine is some beast

And the guy with the torch is a dwarf..

>>8594816
Arigato, asian fisherman-sama~

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Test

>>8594930
>>8594985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAXa3wTZjes

>>8595160
In tears.
Thank you, based anon.

>>8594835
DMT knocks your ass to the ground, so it's not that.
I've not seen psychedelics do stuff like this too much, freak-outs from shrooms/acid typically just look like the person is freaked out and thinking that he/she's going to die.
You can actually contain yourself well on meth, so all in all it's probably PCP

Correct me if I'm wrong, I don't know too much on this stuff.

>>8595167
I could watch this forever.

>>8595077
>>8595088
Rogueamp testing some ransomware shit.

>>8595188
lol damn shame about that statue I'm sure a couple months worth of collection money went down the drain in that single moment
guy who dropped it wasn't even holding onto it properly he was literally carrying it on his shoulder

>>8594908
omg she's pretty :(

>>8595321
What Song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZyakCta3Hc

>>8595744

gut 'une, anon,

>>8595705
Game?

>>8594816
Arigatou Fisherman-san

>>8594925
Usually if I can't find the songs name I try to google lyrics I hear in the video and use the best approximation of what I heard to determine a list of songs with the same lyrics, and then go through them possibly repeating step one by re listening and re googling lyrics until I find the right song, I then share sauce if someone else hasn't already.

>>8595782
>poor cat
Why? The cat is cuddle playing, they do this shit regularly, but they very easily get out of hand because they don't realize the power of their claws on skin.

They're not necessarily doing anything wrong and the cat is fairly playful in the scenario, if it wasn't it wouldn't have slowly jumped on him in the most harmless way it could.

In other words, the cat is enjoying itself, and the kid was too until the cat bit for the neck like they do when they play.

>>8595147
gta 6 leaked footage

>>8594985
Meshuggah - Obzen

>>8594816
Thanks, Asian fisherman.

>>8595212
I've seen this so many times and i still don't know whats going on

>>8595212
Gonna need that sauce/story

>>8596065
Probably bait, but I'll bite. Overwatch

>>8594816
is this naruto? it sounds like naruto.

>>8594784
The guy looks like steve-o
anyone else think so too?

>>8595904
Nice ass.