Mom Audio Thread

>>8567787
>tendies
Wait, what?

>it's a mods delete xevkino episode

>5 more GBP for you

th-thank you mommy

>>8567805
ho ly... sauce?

>>8567802
Sauce??

>>8567805
Sauce!!

>>8567822
>>8567833
Tara Tainton - It Can Happen So Fast When Its Your First Time

>>8567842
1 million Internets to you, sir!

>>8567787
sauce?

>>8567787
Sauce please. Name the girl !!

>>8567918
Xev Bellringer

just gonna post this here 60F9090

>>8567802
He sounds like the medic in saving private ryan when he dies

>>8567923
thanks, you da real MVP

>>8567924
>60F9090

thats pretty depressing. especially the ending

>>8567953
ya it is depressing but atleast sounds cool that atleast someone really scor3d with their mom and is legit

>>8567928

kek

>>8567966
Can we please sauce?

>>8568041
Just for one night - Jodi West

>>8568052
thanks

>>8567805
I just watched this entire art of the source video. ASMR pov intimate sex without the guy talking needs to be more of a thing

>>8567953
What's up with it? Mless doesn't work too well on my mobile.

>>8567966
why the guy from Avatar is in a porn?

>>8567787
Does anyone else cringe when she says chicken tendies

>>8568371
I cringed HARD. Her stuff is hit or miss with me. I love how enthusiastic and in character she gets, but sometimes she goes so awkward that I can't ignore her resemblance to Gary Busey.

>>8567787
>Chinken tendies
neet

>>8567818
Lmao

>>8567787
>good boy points
>tendies

there goes my fucking boner

>>8567805
>>8568062
>ASMR Porn

I need more of this type of stuff

who is the girl in pink?

>>8571747
Xev Bellringer.

>>8567787
So she knows about /r9k/? Or is it her boyfriend that put that in the script?

>>8571640
Kek

>>8567787
Kek, saw this posted on Emp. Seen someone tag it with "meme magic".

Which one of you faggots was it?

>>8572596
Emp?

>>8567966
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAUCE

>>8572315
you can order custom clips brah

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>>8572596
There was interest over at /tv/ to get her to do a full "meme lover" style scene but nobody wrote a script, so the tendies reference was thrown in to an unrelated scene

I think she's still up for doing a full meme script if it's written.

>>8572681
Jodi West, the name of the video is "Just for tonight"

>>8572657
Empornium

>>8567802
sauce?

>>8572864
>900 dollars an hour

>>8572979
>being poor

>>8572982
you can pay a very good hooker to actually fuck you while doing whatever twisted shit you want.
>being dumb

>>8573015
yeah but you can you watch it over and over again in HD?

>>8572864

I wonder how much she would charge for a night together. I'd pay quite a bit.

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>>8567787
>tendies
Ok thats a nice lil coincidence
>good boy points
pic related

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>>8567787
I came here to fap not to laugh. Fuck you guys this whole thread was funnier than the lyl shit.

>>8567928
Hahahaha

>>8567818
You just made me realise
GBP = Good Boy Point or Great British Pound
that answers a lot of questions

>>8567787
>Some chicken tendies
>chicken tendies
>tendies
Rip, my sides are in orbit.

>>8573015
yeah but a hooker won't get me (you)'s

>>8567810
>>8568371
Fucking kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbvXwJU6BbE

>>8567787
>Tendies
>Mommy
What is this R9Ks wet dream?

>>8567802
Is this guys autistic?

>>8567787
SAUCE

This shit is amazing, it's like a green text story acted out for real
spankbang com/jwn3/video/a+sticky+mess

>>8567847
>calling people 'sir' on the internet

>>8567966
>That music

A E S T H E T I C

>>8567966
Little Marco at it again.

>>8567802
how is his dick so small my finger is bigger than it

>>8573019

yes, it's called bringing a camera

>>8567966
>Just a little bit, BUT DON'T MOVE IT
Fucking kek

>>8573064
What is the sauce?

>>8574168
It's called maybe like 5% of sex workers will let you video them in any state of dress, and even if you find one who cares so little about their future that they're happy to oblige, it's usually extra cost and they film it on their own camera and send it to you later by post.

>>8573064
source?

>>8574233
>letting them know you are filming them

What is this madness?


>>8572864
For real though, any actual HC from her?

>>8567805
Wow...

>>8567805
I found the full link, its glorious if you are into mom talk, but really messed up if you think about it. Feels like a grown woman imagines that her boy is fucking her but none of it is real.

http://www.xvideos.com/video20364585/tara_tainton_dirty_talking_milf_joi

>>8574408
>really messed up if you think about it
Where do you think we are?

>>8567787
>tendies
>good boy points

I can't handle memes in my porn. it's just too much.

>>8572864
>handjobs and blowjobs only

REEEEEEEEEEE!

>>8573062
sauce plz?

>>8573062
Here is sauce:
http://www.xvideos.com/video8610821/angi_ramirez_1

>>8573673
>it's like a green text story acted out for real
It literally is. Some guy from /tv/ sent her the request and paid for it.

>>8567787
hahaha what the fuck

>>8567966
Lmao this is my fucking favorite
Been fapping to this since 8th grade

Man I had this clip on my old HDD. I think I found it on reddit but it happened on 4chin and vocaroo and people were begging for sauce on reddit.

It was some betamax kid who was turning 21 or something. He still lived with his mom and months before he turned 21 his mom jokingly asked if he was still a virgin and he said yes. Long story short the mom jokingly said if he doesn't get laid by his 21th birthday she will give him a blowjob.

Needless to say the beta dude didn't get laid so he recorded what happened on his birthday.

First in his living room he made like a 20 min recording of him asking his mom if she "remembered that promise she made him". She was pretty shocked but she said she'd do it tomorrow.

Again I don't remember the details but it went down. He made another recording of the mom coming into his room and saying "are you ready" and shit like that.

What sold me on it being real was that after his mom started blowing him she yelled "what's that on your penis?" and it was some kind of birthmark apparently. The spontaneity sold me. So after like a min and a half he came and his mom walked out to spit.

I think I still have the HDD intact and working but I'm too lazy to find it.

>>8574879
You might be the last owner of a gem clip. You need to help it spread for the sake of horny /b/tards that might in turn help it get around.

>>8574879
It's on mless

I hunted out a zip full of all the pics and things, deleted it long ago, but you can search it out.

>>8574099
>not memeing as well as him and being jealous.

>>8574978
Somebody find this!!!

>>8574879
>>8575028
>>8574978
C3E48FD

That webm is some /r9k/ shit

>>8567787
RIP my sides

>>8574408
>http://www.xvideos.com/video20364585/tara_tainton_dirty_talking_milf_joi

she's hot, but this is so fucking creepy

>>8576627
yep and boring

>>8574978
>>8576367

Can't find it

>>8573060
WHO IS SHE!?!?

>>8567787
>good boy points
she browses /r9k/?

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>>8567966
You've just given me the perfect fap material for the rest of my life.

>>8574408
http://spankbang.com/k075/video/tara+tainton+it+can+happen+so+fast+when+its+your+first+time

Here's a higher quality version if you're a high quality snob like me.

>>8572868
thank you anon

>>8567787
>chicken tendies
>good boy points
Top fucking kek

>>8567966
Jodi West

>>8567805
she kinda sounds like sandra bullock some of the time

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>>8567787

>Tendies
>GBP

My sides

>>8567805
>pov
>without the dude talking
i didn't know stuff like that existed

>>8571691
So it's fine if you're into it that way but...how do you get horny watching ASMR? Any type of ASMR turns me off completely and just relaxes me.

>>8567966
http://www.xvideos.com/video8060594/xvideos.com_171cf81e0238ad9f34535d216017c21e

>>8567928
fukin rollin

despite having only maybe 3 webms, they fucking made the whole thread with 120 text posts, today anons delivered

>>8573673
>>8574783
you chuckleheads have given me a horrendous/glorious idea.
What if we hire custom-clip people as actors in crowd-sourced/funded legitimate productions, say... greentext reenactment, or /tv/ movies, with proceeds in excess of cost going to fund 4chan?

We steadily work up to b-list low-budget horror movie stars, then washed-up action heroes, then kinda-famous TV people, and eventually actual superstars, and make some kind of serious big-budget theatrical release, to be known forever as the most overproduced movie ever.

>>8578004
I should've worded that better. We should hire pornstars and make the most overproduced movies in history.
Have a link. 9AAF74D

>>8573064
Sauceee plzzz

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>>8577628
>this is about a lonely woman who never had children finally going crazy and hallucinating one

>>8577512
Same

>>8568371
I honestly didn't stop cringing once during that video

>>8567787
I can only think that Xev Bellringer thought "Well, at least they paid me in actual money to say this stupid shit."

>>8574212 >>8574250 >>8578208
Searched for a little bit, here you go...
http://www.xvideos.com/video16539841/xvideos.com_dcec2e28e79ffde6218d6bee7ec0d33e

>>8573060
Sauce?

>>8567787
>goodboy points for holding a fucking bag
shit i clean my room for those

>>8573081
sauce?

>>8573081
That's a face only a son could love...

You guys hungry for some chicken tendies?

For anyone wondering a robot from r9k orders custom erotic videos and this was one of his latest purchases (not all of them are pornographic). He also had a fetish for fruit being trampled on and squashed.

The r9k fetish thread might still be around as it was only created a few days ago.

>>8581795
Meant as a reply to OP's webm >>8567787

>>8581529
>>8581738
>>8573081
first time i ever found the sauce yay!
http://www.xvideos.com/video9803581/big_tit_milf_fucked_double_penetrated_by_blacks

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>>8581738

>>8574836
same here

>>8567787
Whole thread and no SAUCE yet?

>>8579953
I wish Xev would to a normal scene with someone not-crazy, say Peter North, for example. Big dick, lots of cum, but she won't get the shit beaten out of her either. I'd pay retail for that.

>>8580724
>>8577361

The title is the name of her blog.
You're welcome.

>>8567787
I can't believe someone just made porn that caters to r9k

>>8567966
That guy's acting and face prevent me from fapping. Shits too funny yo

>>8578004
>>8578041
>tfw /pol/ could finally get the jew and minority free movie industry they've always dreamed of

http://www.xvideos.com/video14856449/hermosa_chupadora

saw this, ive seen the gif but no one ever has source.

here it is, maybe itll help someone else out in the future

anyone know her name or have more of her? came across this by accident

>>8567966
This is why young metro has trust issues.

>>8574132
ikr, i spent like 2 hours looking for the source but couldn't find anything

>>8577916
ASMR alone isn't erotic. But ASMR in porn was pretty nice

>>8567787
lol, didn't expect to laugh.

>>8567918
>Xev Bellringer
"A sticky mess" on kickass

>>8567787
Jesus I would fuck her SO hard

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>>8579213
cannot unsee now