Dildo riding thread

tell one of these girls you would like her to help you find a gf.
either she succeeds and now you have a gf, or she falls in love with you in the proces and now she is you gf.

>>8362241
process*

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>>8362241
both have bfs
one is serious about it, the second might fail at it, so I hope I can get a chance with her in the future.
I never specifically asked to find me a GF, but I asked the first one to help me with it. She helped me alot about talking to girls, but I don't have a place to meet them. I can talk to girls when I know them, but I have trouble starting convos, without thinking, that I sound like a creep.
I tried tinder and okcupid, but I dont get many matches, most likely, because the type of girls, that use theese are not interested in me, and vice versa
>CS student
>decent job
>intelligent
>total geek

>>8362259
>I can talk to girls when I know them, but I have trouble starting convos, without thinking, that I sound like a creep.
I'm just like you man

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sorry, no more dildo riding webms :(
but if someome points me to flv to webm converter, i can make some

>>8362317
>>8362242
>>8362259
>>8362238
>>8362228
>>8362224
>>8362218

Whatever this position is, we need a lot more of it. Love seeing the feet while she's riding.

>>8362331
this is a series, that keeps appearing here, but I personally never saw any more like it.
but maybe it's just that people never made webms of it?

>>8362380
sauce??

>>8362465
http://www.phicatube.net/video/24672/delightfulhug-suckfuck

>>8362498
never saw this one
sauce?

>>8362212
source/girl ? pls ?

>>8362241
you tall slim and look like you lift? if not get there.
read models by mark manson.
get an interesting hobby.
dont look misery poor if youre not an artist.

>>8362528
>tall

Never had a chance.

>>8362212
I used to fap it raw to this vid. I dunno why, but I fuckin loved it.

For those who want sauce look up KASIA'S NEW TOY.

>>8362528
tall, pot belly, skinny arms
but since I have a lot of school and work, I have only time for like a tv show a day and sometimes a pub with friends.
after i finish batchelors, i want to start doing some exercise to loose the excess weight, but i dont want to lift. too much work for little gain... yes i would look better, but that wont help me, since girls go for worse looking guys then me, and leave better looking guys

>get and interesting hobby
I actually thought about this
I might meet some girls on cons, one of my friends goes regurerly cosplays, so she has a lot of cute geeky friends

>dont look misery poor if youre not an artist.
define this... i wear nerdy tshirts (good quality), jeans and a brand hoodie
I wanted to try flannel shirts instead of the hoodie, but I cant tell if it will look good
i dont want to go the blazer + jeans way... its just not me, and i dont want someone that is atracted by that kind of look

>>8362546
me too annon, me too

I'll share some links
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph558ba8ad19fbe
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1363840785
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=476245856
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=681319744
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph562fcfcd80f22
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=789906713
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2144374498
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1297719460
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph562fcfcd80f22
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1810126901
http://www.youporn.com/watch/9689331/malena-morgan-rides-dildo/

>>8362331
gingerpuss aka puddems

>>8362292

name?

>>8362498
This totally looks like a girl I work with.

Nothing from PrettyKittyMiaows?
C'mon guys, step up your game.

>>8362317

Sauce on this?

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>>8362212
>>8362216

+ audio

>>8362739
are there any webms of her?
if not i will makes ome tomorrow, i am too tired today

>>8362397
Souce on this?

>>8362827
Fuck why did she have to quit.

>>8362878
Got older probably lost her teen look

>>8362522
TeenKasia I believe

>>8362317

for the love of god source.

>>8362581
It's right there on the webm you limp-dicked faggot

>>8362212
*asocial

>>8362946
meh
english is not my first language
what i meant is that i dont go meeting new people
i usually hang out with my roomate, or go to a pub with friends
only time i meet new people, is when someone brings them to the pub

>>8362317

plz, sauce

>>8362560
Are you confident? That'd be the first one. Step out of your comfort zone more often til you're more confident. Fake it til you make it. You definitely have time to be physically fit too.

>>8362560
Weight is all diet you faggot do you even /fit/? If you want to lose weight that's fine but you can lose as much as you want and still not look good unless you put on at least some muscle

Wtf are you me?... goddamn. i relate too much. I guess im not really looking for gf tho

>>8363152
Sauce?

>>8364014
Fuck wrong one

>>8362330
> if someome points me to flv to webm converter, i can make some
xmedia recode. It's kind of a poorly translated buggy POS but pretty easy to make webms from any source file.

>>8364022
And yet, I still want the sauce

>>8362212
This video is old as shit. Remember watching this like a decade ago. That bitch is in her 40s now or dead

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HanamiBlossom - SchoolGirlHana2

>>8362317
>>8362798
>>8362941
>>8363125
hashtagyoloswaggang or sluttyslutslut, if you can't find it on streams I can upload it later.

>>8363120
>HanamiBlossom
Source: http://spankbang.com/fp1v/video/hanamiblossom+shower

>>8362212
>26 yo virgin
>pretty much the same deal
>know that feel, bro

>>8362241
anime isn't real freindo, this will go horribly
you can't finds a way

>>8362465
who is this girl??

>>8364106
I doubt that you watched this a decade ago because that would make her 16 at that time. She's from 1990.

>>8364964
>20 yo virgin
>Short, as in 5'4
>One girl finds it cute
>Das good
>Girls who would do shit live either in different countries or across the fucking country

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>>8362330

>>8362842
ConnerJay on MFC

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>>8362406
NataliaGrey on MFC

>>8362330
>>8365272
And one more

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I wish more girls would ride yoga balls. One of the bigger name MFC girls (maybe it was AspenRae or RavinTavin) did a show on one, but I only saw it once

i swear these webcam sluts be amateur cinematographers with their use of mirrors.

I can't jack off when i'm thinking about how well the framing is

>>8363850
nope, but working on it
dude im in last semestr of school, working my ass off on thesis while going to work half a week... i will have time in 2 months or so
>>8363948
i stopped drinking soda, because that was the biggest factor, why i gained weight (i had about 65kg when started college, now I have 75kg at 185cm with little muscle), cut down on pastry and side dishes, eating more vegetables

i just dont want to become the type, thats defined just by going to the gym... i dont even know where to start
i guess ill need to visit /fit/ sometimes

>>8363108
Sauce?

>>8362259
Why no sauce?

>>8364014
Sauce

>>8365523
see this
>>8362580

>>8364068
ok for converting
can it automatically cut the source into more webms?
btw whats the size limit on 4chan?

>>8362290
Get over your ego you pussy, learn to love yourself. Not in a narcistic type of way but simply accept the way you are, and embrace it.

I know this sounds like some bullshit but if you cut all the bullshit it comes down to this.

When you truly love yourself, it shows and people will notice. And the girls will want to have a piece of it.

>>8365546
true, and i realize it
but seeing all my friends paired up in the last few years makes me depressed, so ill have to work on it harder

>>8365010
>>8362475
Learn to read, her name is in the link.

>>8365552
Do not measure your failings by others success.

>>8365976
Just suck him off already and fuck off faggot

>>8362953
>claim to be antisocial
>going to a pub
>with friends

Sounds like you're just a pussy who's afraid of getting rejected. No wonder you can't get a girl.

>>8366277
It's really only on 4chan where I've seen antisocial = no friends. Everywhere else, it just means you spend most of your time alone, but you still have friends and spend a bit of time with them.

>>8366277
Of course I fear rejection, but that's because I don't have many opportunities.
And antisocial/asocial just means, that I don't go out meeting people. That doesn't mean, that I don't have friends from school, but since they don't go out either, we just stay home, or go to a pub.
Nevertheless, I don't think I would meet someone I would be interested in in clubs and/or bars. I like introverts like me. Maybe I should just some girl in dorm, they could be the same, since they are most likely CS, chemical or elektortechnical students.

>>8362259
Why do you want a girlfriend in the first place? Is it just to have sex? Cause prostitutes are totally a thing, man. And if it's not just for sex, why that girl(s)? If you can't think of a better reason than 'they're there', then do everyone involved a favour and move on.

Seriously, anon, just do fun stuff that you like in a public group. Either you'll meet someone, which will be awesome, or you won't, which won't matter cause you're having fun. It's like falling asleep: the more you think about it the worse you're gonna be at it.

>>8366858
>Why do you want a girlfriend in the first place?
Mostly just to be with someone.
>why that girl(s)? If you can't think of a better reason than 'they're there', then do everyone involved a favour and move on.
What do you mean? Those two are just my friends. One I do have feelings for, but they are fading away, since we want to be just friends.

It might get better after I finish the fucking school, and have more free time to do stuff. Now I just code, code, code and play a game or two once in a while.

>>8366303
We're the cream of the crop here you know, not merely "antisocial".

>>8366874
"We want to be just friends"? This masochistic cuckolding is just that, just admit it and move on.

>>8367004
I admit it.
Doesn't mean we can't be friends though. Better then th alternative. Plus she has cute cosplayer friends I can meet.

>>8366991
Truly, pinnacles of the human specimen, every one of us.

>>8367004
To be fair, there was at least one girl I had feelings for but would never make a move on because she was batshit insane.

>>8362390
Name?

>>8367230
Seriously man?
kati3kat
It's right there on the fucking webm

go to concerts and have a genuinely good time regardless of women. That's how i get laid. The reason why you act creepy is cause you care too much. If you can't fuck em, fuck em.

>>8362878
>>8362888
Who is she?

>>8367381
How do I not care too much.
If i try not to care, I care about trying not to care too much.

>>8362259
Im a cs student, no friends in uni, Im not good looking, started lifting and I will never stop.
I dont want a girlfriend, I'm hollow.
I just wanna fuck but going with a prost would make me want to kill myself, Id want to be able to make it.

>>8362259
Also yeah, I just cant initiate convo. And I stutter so anxiety kicks in and i cant keep it going. Even though my self confidence has risen by leaps and bounds, I still dont know how to into just talkinh with random people.
I thought I would start going to different places: the gym is one, lots of girls but I can never think of a way to approach one without sounding like a creep, since I look like one, with my unemotional ugly face.
I thought about joining or just going to some chess place, or something related to movies, that at least is stuff I like

>>8368455
Damn man, sorry to hear that.
I have mostly psychical blocks about how to start a convo, but if I think of something I usually can keep it going.
I have more trouble thinking about the stuff to talk about, wanted to try internet dating to work on that, but if you say something not perfect, they just stop talkling with you online... Guess I'll have to practice face to face.

>>8362286
>>8362286
>>8362296
Fucking lovely

>>8362528
>tall
>get there

ill get right on it

>>8362330
search for "ellen rides sybian" and make some webbums of that please.

I've never seen it posted here and that's one of my favorite scenes.

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>>8362498
oh fug, who is that?

>>8364407
D'you got some more Hashtagyoloswag ? Couldn't find links anywhere.

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>>8364964

>24 Yo Virgin
>Above-Average Looks
>Used to be outgoing, became Anti-social
>Had gfs in the past but always ended up failing
>gf was my best friend at one time but fucked everything up
>Now alone with no friends
>Think about an hero'ing almost everyday

I just want a gf who likes to play actual video games and looks decent at least.

>>8362212
>>8364964
>>8370299
>28 yo virgin
>fat as a fatass
>extremely antisocial
>too much to to go gym
>fap all day erry day

thanks /gif/ youre 90% of my daily workout.

>>8370312

30 yo virgin
317lb fat ass
neckbeard, antisocial, glasses, ugly
zero friends...

>>8364936
The video in the link isn't playing for me, nor any video on spankbang. any ideas?

>>8364407

You mind sharing those links? I found a pastebin with some of her stuff, but it's not a lot, can't find the source of that gif in particular.

>>8370381
just conjure some friends with your wizard powers idiot

>>8364014
Sauce?

>>8362943
I dont know to read Cursive letters. you dumbfuck, not every ones mother language is english.

You guys are all pathetic


But so am I, right there with you

>>8370862
Alexis Kline.
Tons of people ask because they're not even looking at the file title or watermarks, that's why he reacted like that.

>>8367999
File name. But since I guess you're on mobile I'll be nice. It's Kasia.

>>8364106
i miss her, little kasia
>>8362212
>>8362216

>>8370312
>>8370381
fix one at the time. to lose weight you dont need gym. just walking and caloric deficit. read the sticky on /fit/

>>8365013
Well, she may be 16 on this video, i used to fuck 13 yo (but i was young too - everything legal;p) and she looks more adult then she

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>>8370259
>>8370481
I'll upload some videos for you'll. Might be a while though. Link for the pastebin, I'd rather not waste time uploading duplicates. Dropping some links to previous uploads while you wait.

>>8362286
>>8362292
>>8362296
>>8368645
>>8362581
Download link for Alexis Kline The Prequel:
mega.nz/#!ysk2HCDB!S50hChAdpGso_8KyQRT325s8WISjXH7D_boALyolfeA

>>8364407
Download link for HanamiBlossom - SchoolGirlHana2:
mega.nz/#!eltGXKbJ!p-eoEAv_ZKcnEYcUQyaWF6MckVCXpMyrvnXKlb99Uu4

>>8365262
Download for Clearly Aroused:
mega.nz/#!658kXJjC!awL6ujf-LDn4ysSKtFT8kU_5KfpLTt24snprUNcN6ZQ

>>8369865
Download for Fridge Fucking:
mega.nz/#!T5UyXTza!gvAVxQUHoRKaL5nm7OPzQdznCSNtcyfXwR7sapdLNV0

Holy shit, fuck off to >>>/adv/ with this goddamn bullshit.
You are not a special snowflake. You are a fucking creepy loser who needs to stop rationalizing, stop making excuses, and just fucking talk to a girl.
Goddamn, it's not hard.

>>8371972
this

>>8371322
much appretiation

>>8371322
do you have the hashtagyoloswaggang #5132015?

>>8371322

perfect fucking pussy

God damn

>>8374160
mega.nz/#F!FU4WSSIQ!LVyiL2104VFfUIn5riZb-Q

>>8362498
Does someone have sauce on this one?

>>8374219
you da real mvp thanks senpai

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>>8374219
you're a hero I've been looking all over for this

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Giuliahoot - Dildo Riding and Fingering
mega.nz/#!3lNXVDzY!e2mt9zZvAXfZSeUvypNzIViuZkO0MpPwGLZdcXXSwGM

>>8373980
You're welcome

>>8370481
>>8374160
Here are more videos of her, check back later. I'll be uploading more videos.
mega.nz/#F!axF0lbrJ!GnwF6O77-FzADOXznn4Zjw

>>8374219
Thanks for the link, my upload has been super slow today.

>>8362212
what are those?

>>8374219
I cant belive this exist. Thank you so much anon

>>8363164
>>8363164
Does she have more?

>>8365500
Do you have a Y near you?

>>8362397
Elven/10

>>8362212
>>8362259
>>8362560
>>8363952
>>8364964
>>8365062
>>8366828
>>8366858
>>8366874
>>8368455
>>8368495
>>8368443
>>8370299
>>8370312
>>8370381
>>8370892
This is not your fucking blog. Fuck off to >>>/adv/ and continue your pity party circle jerk over there

>>8375858
>responding to almost two day old posts

Remove yourself

>>8375877
>blogging on /gif/ in the first place
For what purpose?

>>8375320
sauce?

>>8371322

I throw my hat in for you anons as well.

Princess Benwa
https://mega.nz/#!AUsElToK!Q3m-C-qW4Ia7q6UBQO-_xrmYjrbU1rxKq-zjCnGXQ3E

>>8362546
You don't know why?
Are you an idiot? It's fucking hot. That's why.

Fucking dildos. Wow.

>>8375858
I already fucked off to /adv/ two days ago you dipshit.
Turns out that after 6 years of 4chan I'm still a fucking newfag, since I had no idea /adv/ even existed.

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Caylin - Riding And Cum:

mega.nz/#!vstiyTrR!xNl91dntTGWwwVj4gztlzBLTCleD2Xhvwl7CDxp8H7o

>>8376096
Awesome, thanks anon. Here is my Kline folders in case you don't have any of these.

mega.nz/#F!CgNSGDAJ!09vpBvEUHvi4Q5-6o8paAA