sex toys

>body pillows
>jello fuckdoll
Pretty cringy, but post more

>>8306664
For heavens sake. More.

>>8306684
how much do these go for? I need to know for research purposes.

>>8306671
>>8306684
>>8306702
>>8306659
>>8306664
I always see these, but never them being fucked? Like hello?

>>8306712
930 usd

>>8306727
Where can you order them from? I checked Pipedreams site but I think they only sell to resellers.

>>8306653
bump

>>8306664
More

>>8306741

er, no i'm not placing that fucked up hairdryer rejig underneath my crown jewels thank you very much

>I still jerk off manually

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>>8306653

>>8306653
this is hilarious

>>8306814
Fucks sake

>>8306653
does anyone else think this is hilarious?

>>8306731
Fuck, that looks painful.

>>8306724
I guess they are insecure because of their dick size
it's obviously the reason why they got that

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>>8307284

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OC

>>8307289
I hope these are made in the USA,
because
MAKE AMERICA GREAT

>>8306653
>>8306654

I found this informative, thank you.

>>8307252
nah

>>8306653
>>8306654
>>8306658
>>8306731
>>8306735
Do you think their parents know what they do for a living? Do you think they're proud? Is this what they grew up wanting to do with their lives? I came here to fap but now i just have questions.

>>8307707

I'd be proud of my kid, he must be making fuck tons. Sex sells as they say.

>>8307707
There was a documentary about LoveHoney (UK sex toy company) on TV a while ago (called More Sex Please, We're British) and there's a mother and daughter who both work for the same company.

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>>8307459
Sorry for potato quality. Haven't got the hang of getting the filesize down

How do these people keep straight faces?

>>8307787
I actually got the same thing, best 10 bucks I ever spent on amazon...

>>8306814

first thing i thought when i saw op's image. thank you, citizen.

>>8306814
kek

>>8306777
you can find more gorillas and monkeys at your local zoo

>>8307284
All I can see is the fingers twitching, like it's thinking, "please god kill me."

>>8307274
why would that be the reason for getting one of these? the fuck you on

>>8306658
OVER 25LBS OF PUSSY AND ASS

>>8306653
>>8306654
How much do one of these cost?

>>8306658
>you can bend her over, do doggystyle
It's more like comatose disabled style rather than doggy since she has no legs nor arms.

>>8307707
Most people don't have delusions of grandeur or shitty ideas of what life is about.

>>8309772
r/atheism is that way, fedoraman. no one should be using sex toys anyway.

>>8309723
Fuck that, how much does this dude get paid to be the Hipster Billy Mays knockoff for sex toys?

>>8309799
That's something somebody who rides a 24 volt motor up their arse would say.

>>8306734
Try these guys, they sure as hell don't sell for almost a grand.
http://www.bedroomjoys.com/fuck-me-silly-sex-toys/

>>8307284
>>8307289
>Being this fond of your sister's barbie dolls.

>>8306659
>>8306671
>>8306684
>>8306702
Those gigantic panties always get me.

>>8309824
I like the cut of your jib, anon

>>8306658
Ah yes my serial killer/necrophillia fantasies come true.... who buys two thirds of a woman?

Got my first sex toy the other day, it feels so wierd instead of my hand

Was it good idea to cut a hole at the end of it so it can flush out when I clean it? otherwise I got paranoid that it wouldn't 100% sure it was cleaned

>>8308249
Whats its name? I may be interested in purchasing one...

>>8309740
This is my fetish.

>>8306653
>20 LBS OF PUSSY AND ASS.JPG

>>8310456
why not, cheaper than a whole woman. not like arms, legs and head add much anyway

>>8309722
he forgot about the tits. ha

im trying to sell my used bad dragon currently D':

its been used like twice with condoms, but people arent interested. where can i go to get some desperate furry to buy it

>>8312795
well where do you live, for starters
and are you a guy
and is it a dildo or a hole

b-bump

>>8306659
whats the name of those asses?

>>8307284
first tim3 seeing one of these, gotta say... I'd fuck one

>>8306735
>women: "apparently just a regular kettle wire"
Men: "apparently just a pc power cable"

I WANT A BIGGER ASS TO FUCK

>>8310456
>who buys two thirds of a woman?
guys who hate actual women

>>8306653
$459.95

>>8306814
lol

>>8307284
>>8307289
Where do you buy one of these?

>>8306653
Did the EpicMealTime guy get a new gig?

>>8306654
The little slap and proud smile at the end gets me every time

>>8310456
Someone who can't afford a whole woman... Bitches're expensive yo.

>>8306659
>>8306664
>>8306671
>>8306684
>>8306702
Okay I need one of these now. Where can I buy one just like this?

>>8314532
Not sure about this particular one, but there are ones that are similar called Dollho onaholes. They're compatible with Dollfie, a brand of custom doll-making kits. Dollho +Dollfie is like Lego x Barbie for perverts.

>>8314650
Shit got hard once all of his friends left him

>>8312983
Washington, female, it's a crackers, so dildo. (It's mini died, and in firm) (about the same length and girth as my boyfriend so it isn't enough for me rip)

>>8314974
Mini sized*

>>8314974
used dildo? gross as shit
> it isn't enough for me
so why did you buy it cum for brains $5 whore?

>>8314974
i'm in wa. nobody is going to buy a used dildo fyi.

>>8314246
It's in the webm filenames.

>>8314715
Again, Google the filename and you should find the official site which sells them. Hope you have nearly a grand to burn though, because they cost $930.

>woman buys a dildo and no one bats an eye
>man buys a butt and everyone explodes
kill everyone in this thread

>>8307707

a job's a job's a job's a job's a job.

>>8306814
This is so unbelievably funny if you pretend that all the terms used are obscure euphemisms for sex.

"WITH ROTATING ACTION"

>>8306814
gold

>>8315017
>>8315076
There's actually a market for used BD toys since you can boil them to sterilise them. Doesn't change the fact that they've been inside someone else, but there's not really a rational reason against buying used.

>>8315168
>"It has the power to chop nuts"

No thank you, I'll pass.

>>8314974
You're probably not here any more, but, uh - depending on how much you're selling it for, I might be interested? My email is [email protected] in case you are, though.

with a fleshlight, i dont understand how they would feel better than your hand. wouldnt they be cold rubber? that would feel terrible, how do they feel good at all?

>>8307289
>>8307284
creepy as fuck.

>>8315924
They get warmer the longer you use them, also, you can heat them pretty quickly. They'll withstanding boiling water poured through them (heats to body temp quickly), but it's best to leave them in a sink of warm water for a few minutes so the heat is longer lasting.

A hand doesn't even come fucking close.

>>8315969
Fuck off cunt fleshlights are TERRIBLE! its literally like jacking off with a bike tube

>>8315981
>angry woman jealous of something that offers what she does without all the unwanted bullshit

>>8315017
I bought it before dating him ;)

>>8315076
i only sell online, i dont sell IN washington
>>8315907
sent an email :) my email ends in seorus to confirm its me.

>>8316470
also im amazed 4chan wouldnt want something thats been up a vagina

!

>>8316470
so if that dildo is too small for you then you must hate your poor bf

>>8316473
yeah because no one wants remnants of your gross vag, gtfo

>>8316475
-nah i love him to death, been dating over 4 years

-ah im just used to seeing women online who make a living off selling used undies, dildos, socks, condoms, ect.

>>8316482
Wait a minute, are you trying to peddle a used 4 year old foot long dildo? What the shit man (yes man, because there are no women here).

>>8306731
thing looking like a fuckin belt sander

>>8316483
damn i was hoping you wouldnt question

im lying my ass off to you.

>>8306731
i wanna see her give a demonstration on herself now

>>8306718
sauce?

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>>8306653
>"can go at it with a friend"
>Anyone who buys this has friends

>>8306664
That's a lot of fucking hair.

>>8316512
I dunno, if it wasn't stupid expensive I could see getting one for me and my fuck buddy to DP.

Balls WOULD touch.

>>8315981

Hey - that bike tube was the best fuck I ever had, and I loved her deeply.

>>8316496

She is hot...

>>8316506
it's right there on the webm name you dingus

>>8306658
Around $500 at my local porn store. I think that's about 1/3 the cost of the cheapest semi-life size sex doll I've seen online, and who knows how much shipping adds, or if those companies are legit.

>>8306724

I can only imagine they aren't worth fucking. They probably feel loose as shit.

>>8300382
what is this toy called?

>>8306724
he's a professional shitposter on /jp/'s onahole threads
a lot of people are spamming "PLS POST MORE ASSBRO" and the tripfags are super annoyed because he has contributed nothing apart from the webms reposted here

>>8307289
>>8307289
>>8307284
This feels wrong.

>>8306814
lost

>>8317878
The whole thread's existence is wrong!

>>8306664
moshe kasher

>>8310537
Doc Johnson UR3 Vicky Vette Double Ended Realistic Vagina and Ass (Flesh Pink)

>>8306653
fuck this cracked me up

>>8316674
10 years ago I walked into a porn store in Tokyo and there was a video playing of a girl getting it with an electric eggbeater. This is the closest thing I've seen to that vid. Thanks anon!

>>8306731
That s a very generous length of power cord.

>>8321508
Why would you fuck a doll?
i would so go down on your furry cock and take a load of you inside me.

>>8321508
>>8321513
>>8321515
>the only way they'll ever be a "big guy"

>tfw my fetish is when guys cum inside sex toys
please post links, webms, gifs

>>8323976
Now that's fucking creepy

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>>8324077
yea some people are so weird.

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>>8324087

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>>8324095

>>8306664
and I thought MY arms were hairy

>>8321522
for you

>>8310530
Very good idea, a lot easier to clean that way. It's not impossible to do with a closed end, but takes longer and is more of a pain in the ass.

Femanon here that gets turned on by watching this shit. Am I weird?

>>8323998
>>8324014
>>8324015
dem bouncing titties
unf man

>>8324087
>>8324095
>>8324100
>water into wine?
easy as shit
>breast milk into alcohol while still IN the breast
now THAT'S a miracle!

>>8324031
>>8324036
>>8324041
Please more titfucking these sex toys. Holy shit.

http://imgur.com/muZALGQ

ME

>>8325501
Literally gagged and lost my boner.

>>8325501
>http://imgur.com/muZALGQ
That is just sick.

>>8325367
>on 4chan everything is weird

what's the turn-on?

>>8321520
Would take a doll over a crazy bitch anytime of the day.

Also not interested in guys.

It is funny how all these trolls come out to say shit about male sex toys, I don't see anyone shittalking dildos or any female sex toy.

Go fuck yourselves bunch of double standard hypocrites.

>>8306814
>even has the muscle to crush ice
>6 carbon steel blades
>rotates and chops and never misses a thing
>only tears you'll cry are tears of joy!

oh god

>>8326775
Are you blind? >>8306731

>>8324087
Hello Lucy, had a busy night?

>>8310530
I wouldn't advise it. Those things fall apart pretty quickly, and cutting it only accelerates the process. I went through two already that have just torn through; one started tearing pretty much on day 2.

On a related note, why the fuck do they all seem to make the holes so goddamned small? It was actually *painful* to use until it started to tear a bit, and I'm entirely average sized.

>>8326775
Nobody wants to see your nasty dick covered in cream cheese pouring out an ugly doll. Kill yourself.

>>8314496
$459 THATS A HELL OF A DEAL
GOIN DOWN TOWN

>>8306664
DUDE shave that DICK

>>8324021
If I pull off the mask, will your reputation die?

>>8316674
>Those screams of torture.

>>8324031
What is this called and where do I get one??

>>8309772
ebin post, i bet you're a champ

>>8331061
i need this for research and my fetish where can i get one

>>8331256

First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then...repurposed for later batches.
They take the dingle bop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all the fleeb juice.
Then, a schlami shows up, and he rubs it...and spits on it.
They cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way.
The blamfs rub against the chumbles, and the...plubis, and grumbo are shaved away.
That leaves you with...a regular old plumbus.

>>8331287
Rick and Morty's great

>>8331287
genius

>>8315924
Fleshlights are shit

Way too heavy and a pita to clean

keep using your hand

>>8306814
>Puts his finger in that black rubber vagoo
>"FOR GRATING ALL TYPES OF CHEESES"
I'm fucking losing my shit over here

>>8331361
don't use fleshlights. use one of doc johnson's masturbators. much much cheaper, i got one on sale for like 15 bucks. it degrades after a couple of months but just toss it and get a new one.

it's good, ridges you'd never feel in a woman. a good alternative if you are suffering from death grip, but of course get addicted to it and a woman's vagina will feel too subtle.

>>8331256
http://www.kanojotoys.com

>>8307707
have at it, if it helps the curious or perhaps socially disabled... not for me to judge what goes on in any other bedroom than my own.

>>8306814
/thread

>>8307284
At least she is wearing her fitbit, gotta get those steps in.

Cleaning is what I worry about. Putting that thing in the sink and rinsing my jizz out of it would not be fun or dignified.

>>8306814
Thank you for this

>>8306653
Expecting Sham WOW guy does porn. Got gay guy sells plastic cunts.

Can someone redub with the Shaw Wow guy voice?

>>8331061
in all of /gif/ that's the most disgusting thing i've ever seen fuck

>>8306814
IT FITS, fuck my sides

>>8306814
>It has the power to chop nuts

>>8334195
>>8306814
that's enough

>>8331061
What is this even? For people that want to fuck a hermaphrodite toddler?

>>8335120
>hermaphrodite
Anon I only see one type of genitals there.

>>8331287
where can I buy a plumbus

>>8306731
what the fuck.

>>8307707
Proud?
Most parents these days are happy if their kids aren't fucking useless.

>>8307274
I'm a virgin with an 8 inch dick. I can't exactly pop into a club and say 'wanna sit on my big cock' now can I?

>>8306653
How the hell does he keep a straight face?

>>8316674
Are they sanding her pussy? :)

>>8336078
fuck no they arent
they're using some vibrating toy attachments and she's putting on for the camera
if they were using real shit that bitch would have dislocated her hips trying to get away

>>8336074
Its a job mah nigga

>>8336092
Oh Thank Christ
I wasn't sure

>>8335569
The way her face face receives the dick and then stretches with each thrust is incredibly disturbing.

>>8306658
>>8306658
>>8306658
I bought one of these, nothing but regret, its made of one of those hard rubbers and access to the holes down at the crotch area are extremely hard to get to if you dont prop it up with blankets or some shit. Not worth the money, like at all.

I want to buy a fleshlight of amazon. which one should i get?

>>8338753
>>8338756
>>8338759
What we really need is this doll giving the dude a handjob.

>>8331361
get the smaller fleshlight go surge.
it's still fine if you are under 7.5" and weights less.
http://www.inbedmagazine.com/fleshlight-go-vs-regular-fleshlight-comparison-review/

cleaning is like rinse with water and then let it dry for 5h (go surge). so just let it dry over the night.

>>8337622
amazon is full of fakes.
get it from fleshlight directly.


anyway those are more topics for
>>>/jp/15005341

>>8338753
>>8338756
>>8338759
imagine the clean, but be nightmare

>>8340005
>remove onahole
>clean it
not really harder than cleaning a fleshlight

>>8317844
Sonic screw-vibrator.

[spoiler]I fucking tried.[/spoiler]

>>8306741

I bet you could use that to fucking sand a deck.

>>8321508
where's his penis

>>8306731
You sure thats not a fucking powertool

>>8306653
ahahaha oh man, i love it how he tries to keep it cool and professional, but after 30 secs of slapping and talking about "fuck me sillys" and "fuck my black butts" he starts panting. priceless. looks like a fun job.

>>8306653
They need to bring back Assy McGee and make him a sex toy

>>8316489
It literally is.

>>8309801
he might have grown a beard just so he can hide half of his face

>>8307745
Reminds me of that one webm/gif I see fairly often in the dildo factory. Sure it's silly but god damn, that shit is made in America and I'm glad for it.

>get in thread
>expect gifs of chicks riding crazy machines
>instead there are s bunch of dicks and anime dolls
/gif/ is really gay at this point

>>8306814
completely lost my shit at
>IT HAS THE POWER TO CHOP NUTS

Holy shit, it's been a full minute and a half and I still haven't fully recovered, I woke up my pupper, and tears were streaming down my face

I still haven't finished the whole thing either, I paused it as soon as that line came out because I would've woken the fucking neighbors, holy shit

>>8343893
ZOMBIE ROODY-POO MIDGET DETECTED

>>8321513
>>8321515
>>8321508
these are just fucking horrifying

>>8334207
this

>>8335569
this guy's voice is alpha male deep, how did he lower his standarts to real dolls?

>>8306735
good to know ill be sticking something more powerful than a washing machine next to my crotch

>>8316999
does it feel good?

>>8306653
>If you-when you wash it
jej

>>8335569
By the way that he talks, that guy has watched way too much porn.

>>8331287
Autism.

>>8306653
I kek'd

>>8346448

?

Whats so bad about masturbating?

>>8306671
but why does he have two?

>>8306814
my god...
>Chops nuts
>has the muscle to crush ice
>keep tapping!
>just rinse it, or put it in the dishwasher

>>8328468
You do realize entering these threads is optional right? And it seems a lot of people like it so, yes still recommend you go fuck yourself and be happier elsewhere.

>>8328468
Actually, I do.
I actively seek onahole and dollho fucking.

Create a "women with sex toys" thread if you feel like it.

>>8307289
getting a full wax down just to film yourself fucking your doll.

LMAO

>>8306735
>average kettle wire
>more powerful than your average washing machine.
She's attractive

>not having an Ipad with your waifu linked to a fleshlight to provide feedback to your fucking

>>8346448
I'd say he sounds less like an alpha and more like a psychopath.
He should just stick to the doll.

>>8335569
Fucking lost it laughing.

>>8306814
>SIX CARBON STEEL BLADES WITH ROTATING ACTION
>IT'S FASTER THAN A KNIFE AND THE ONLY TEARS YOU'LL CRY ARE TEARS OF JOY
>IT'S THE BEST GRATER YOU'LL EVER USE

dear sweet god please no

>>8307284
>>8307289
>God's Eater Alisia
Good taste.

>>8353836
Why not just fuck the bitch?

>>8354023
If that blows up, would it hurt?

>>8354046
>BANG
would your dick shrivel up all acme ashy?

>>8354046
>>8353836
> just tried it for the first time,
glove is really durable, very smooth and tight but zero "containment"

> took me a few tries to make
> kind of want to fill it with water and see what happens

>>8354046
>it would be very painful

>>8306653
I got one of these and it's the greatest thing ever

>>8354023
>>8354236
Fuck I wanna try this

>>8354023
This is very popular in prisons. So I've heard.

>>8354034
variety

>>8336068
Yea you can, whores love it

>>8306653
Keemstar now sells sex dolls?

>>8355476
You're a virgin too?! What a coincidence!

>>8306653
Let's get roooooooight into the news

>>8335569
jesus fuck i havent laughed this hard in ages ohhh man

>>8354023
The Food Emperor

>>8307289
Why would he get full naked to do this? Why wax himself to do this? Why make it weirder than it already is?

>>8306814
>The only tears you'll cry, are tears of joy!
lost

>>8331287
I always wondered how plumbuses were made

>>8316968
>>8352309
Are these attached to something or are they just a pair of disembodied tits?

>>8356538
lol

>>8356984
ahh japan only you would take things too far

>>8327543
>On a related note, why the fuck do they all seem to make the holes so goddamned small? It was actually *painful* to use until it started to tear a bit, and I'm entirely average sized.
funny you say that mine had to be "broken in" too

>>8314532

aliexpress. Bunch of different stores have them, all the same actual supplier it looks like. Just look for 65cm sex doll and you'll get results. They're $400+ though. I haven't been willing to pull the trigger on one yet.

>>8307787
Our dicks are oddly similar

>>8354023
Does it come with rotating blade action?

>>8354358
You're a big guy

>>8306653
>>8306654
True professional.

>>8306731
Do you think Black & Decker gets royalties for this thing?

>>8354236
Def fill it with water. I do this in the shower all the time

>>8336078
theres no sandpaper on the sander, those things are removable/replaceable

>>8335569
i feel fantastic

>>8357242
where should i go to get one custom made?

Not the same anon btw

>>8358483

Ask these guys.

http://dollforum.com/forum/index.php

>>8331061
I want to see it blow up like a balloon.

>>8321508
>Dick also to scale

>>8354023
/b/ros, i tried it and i recommend so much, it makes me cum a lot and it feel nice, hard to manage but it worth the expended time

In Japan I saw a life-sized child sex doll.

It was beyond fucked up.

>>8358318
hey hey hey

is there any good way to make an onahole from homemade shit?

I know the whole sponge in a cup trick and the rubber glove wrapped in a towel, but idk if there's any better alternatives

>>8361754
One day I got curious and made a mock cup to masturbate with.

Used Glucomannan Powder and hot water in a cup. The Gluc powder thickens into a gel like substance and has a slight slippery feel to it on your fingers. Worked like a charm and i just threw the thickened powder in the trash and washed the cup afterwards.

>>8362595
Oh, my god, he's so hairy, it's like a bear's fucking that thing.

>>8361754
We really need a thread on this somewhere.

>>8362595
Fuck that's scary

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this thread is going to give me nightmares and it's the best one I've seen on 4chan as a whole in like a year and a half

>>8306814
clean ups a breeze just rinse it and put it in the disk washer.
>>8331061
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>8335569
that thing is more scary than it is appealing.
>>8356984
robot wifu>real wifu.you only buy robot wifu once.(yobrwo)

>>8321513
>has actual sexy face and not creepy dead pan doll face
thank fucking god, why is this such a rarity?

>>8323998
>>8324014
>>8324015

Does anyone know where to get one of these? Or at least a name/brand? The tits on these ones are amazing compared to others, they actually move and jiggle, pretty sweet.

>>8354023
Just tried this. Came a lot. But... Not worth the troubling thought that I just came inside a surgical glove.

4/10

>>8364222
try
>>8364143

wtf

>>8316674
>No blood

Wow just wow... :O

>>8364143
/watch?v=J-iXP5QTDFo
i had a huge cum

>>8306711

>>8364143
What is that? How did you set it up

>>8335569
you funking Asian cock sucker!

>>8366865
i posted how to do it here
>>8365910

>>8364143
The fuck is this?

>>8363736
Anyone? Please.....