Tell me about that one time

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>>8273194

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>>8273244

last one I guess

This is one thing I hate about women. They all cheat. Every single one I have gone after, who claimed to be in that final relationship, they have all cheated. And I don't get why, I don't find myself to be attractive, yet they always have no problem cheating.

And I hate it, every single one makes me loose faith in the rest. Just give me that one that won't cheat, that won't lie, that won't give me reason to leave. But they don't know how to do that. Maybe one day I'll just let myself lie about it, pretend that shit doesn't happen, but everyone knows they do.

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>>8273258
maybe one more

>>8273291
That's true, so you just gotta be the guy they cheat with, not the one getting cheated.

This girl and I had hung out a few times before I met my gf. I hit her up while I was dating my now ex and fucked her in her car 5+ times, can't really remember how many times.

Pussy was way loose, but headgame was off the fuckin' chain and she had HUGE titties and BIG ass.. curvy as fuck too

I still fap to it

>>8273204
>>8273235
>>8273258
i thought this was a cheating thread?
if hand/blow jobs were cheating my wife would be cheating ever time she goes out.

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>>8273365
kek

You can get around the inevitable cheating if you wife a bi-girl and have mff threesomes.

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>>8273291
>every single women you have gone after
see the common denominator?

>>8273291
Breh

>>8273291
It's an evolutionary trait from hunter gatherer days, men would hunt in close bonded groups that would rode and die with each other while the women would forage with a larger communal group and try would lie and cheat to ensure their family receive more nuts then the next it's why women can love but they can never be truly loyal

>>8273365
c
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>>8273291
Mate. That feel. I have zero trust and respect for women now. All I ever wanted was one that was trustworthy, but they inevitably end up being avaricious whores.

>>8273186

Used to meet up with a female coworker to go down on her whenever she wanted it (would have been several times a day if it were up to me). Her boyfriend didn't like doing it, but she liked receiving it and I loved giving it. Does that count?

>>8273291
>y I'll just let myself lie about it, pretend that shit doesn't happen, but everyone knows the

You're so wrong, this is just a childish manner of thinking.

went on tinder found some sluts and fucked them. every once in awhile run into them and fuck them. repeat and rinse. just dont fuck them more then 5 times or they become attached or get another idea

also for a girl not to cheat. you have to be the one in power and make sure she doesnt want to lose you. the person that cares less in the relationship wins the relationship and has more power

>>8274009
thats what you think... if you are the one who has all the power, they'll get the idea that they need to prove they have power... and how do they do that? by fucking someone else.

>>8274026
at that point dump her and move on. she shouldnt feel the need to do that. if you are alpha enough and not a betafag then that shouldnt happen

>>8274047
seconded. if youre secure you basically have the world at your feet, your girls faithfulness is a piece of cake

ITT rampant sexism.
Nice, assholes, nice

Did I accidentally go to r9k?

>>8274144

Yeah a lot of this is borderline sociopath shit

>>8274144
in this internet
rampant sexism

>>8274180
tru

>>8273194
source please?

>>8273291
desu you seem like you deserve it...who knows, maybe soon you'll get into it.

>>8274144
go cry on reddit faggot

>>8273365
Im so sorry, anon...

>>8273186
>have gf
>10/10 personality, 8/10 appearance, 1/10 sex life
>she's incredibly reserved
>kinkiest it gets with her is oral sex
>best friend and ex-gf is 10/10 personality, 9/10 appearance (half black), and an 11/10 fuck
>we only broke up because I was moving 3 hours away back home
>move back to school to finish
>I have new girlfriend, she has new boyfriend
>we can't help it
>start fucking again
>like every day after our classes
>she let's me cum on her face
>we both love voyeurism
>fuck in the mall changing room
>fuck in the park
>fuck in the bathroom of the bar I work at
>she breaks up with bf
>we get drunk that night and end up having a 3some with this chick from her theater group because she also broke up with her bf apparently and was upset
>next day tell ex-gf I love her and that I'm gonna end it with current gf
>go home that night
>gf is asleep
>crawl into bed and start fucking her one last time
>dump her next morning

I'm a piece of shit and I don't care. Sex matters

>>8273816
Thats why they got nuts and we got real food.

>>8273186
>go to a party at one of my best friends houses
>another friend brought his girlfriend for the first time
>shes clearly really shy and I showed up already drunk
>I thought hey why not try to ease her into the friend group start talking to her
>make a drunk idiot out of myself the whole night
>who cares she likes it, finds it funny
>she adds me on facebook the next day, i apologise, we start talking
>two weeks in shes told me about how shitty her boyfriend is
>a couple days later we're hanging out
>cant remember what the context was but went in to hug
>she goes to kiss
>waitwhat
>from there on things progress real fucking quick
>start fucking literally every time we see each other
>shes still shy around the rest of the group only really getting to know me
>because of this she doesnt like showing up to our parties alone
>asks if she can come to mine first so we can go over together
>we fuck every. fucking. time
>one time the boyfriend is at the party
>Im having a good time chilling getting smashed
>me, the girl and her bf are talking in the kitchen with a few other people
>everyone else starts to filter out
>just me and the bf left
>before we follow the rest out he grabs my shoulder
>ohshitheknows
>'hey anon... thanks for being friends with *gf* shes finding it hard settling in'
>'oh yeah of course man I just try to make sure shes happy'
>as he walked away smiling I had never felt better or shitter
>continue to fuck her until they break up

I'd been cheated on multiple times in the past and lost out to other guys (hotter friends) commonly so even though it was a shitty thing I felt pretty proud of myself for some reason

>>8274964
naw man, youd be a piece of shit if you stayed with that chick and led her on

i think if your willing to cheat then maybe your relationship isin't that strong and you shouldn't be together anyways. its the people that cheat but hide it and continue lieing and wasting someones time that they could have used to find someone better

>>8276214
kek ,that poor bastard

>>8274964
>9/10 appearance
>(half black)

kek

>>8273554

This.

>My relations with the opposite sex tend to follow a clear pattern that distresses me
>Woe is me, clearly the world is just messed up and all men/women are terrible

You sound like that crazy girl everybody knows who's always crying about how all guys are assholes. Stop projecting, faggot. The one picking them is you.

>Learning about relationships on a porn website.

I did'nt think to expect this.

>>8273186
>femanons
>Implying femanons exist at all.

>>8276214
I wonder if this is something common that women do, I was in a very similar situation to that with one of my friend's girlfriends not long ago. It ended up lasting roughly two years, and she ended it when I made a fucking retard of myself and developed feelings from her. Should never have mistaken sex with a useless slut for anything more than that.

>studying engineering and its boring as fuck
>try to find some girl to flirt or talk to even if it doesnt leads anywhere
>found one
>talk to her about music and shit
>she's 2 years younger than me but dont care
>nothing happens.
>3 months later i asked something and i dont know what was it but she told me her bigger sister (in same age as me) would help
>meet with same aged sister
>becomes my gf, but she made me promise to not say anything about this to her sister (because she made this kind of shit before)
>okay for me
>we're the same kind of crazy, sex is great
>i dont remember but she gets mad at me for some reason
>she tries to make herself hate me(she even said that)
>thisIsNotFunAnymore
>she acts crazy at her own house too, so her sister is upset about her
>meet with sister
>she still doesnt know about us
>give her a shoulder to cry
>fuck the sister
>little sister told to gf about this
>and gf told about us to little sister
>they called me 30-40 times on phone next day
>hundreds of messages
>block them both
>play new paradox game called europa universalis 4

and my only regret is little sister was way better. this happened 2,5 years ago and i'm still single since. my hand hurts

>>8279567
my nigga with EU4

i hate girls, every one will cheat you sooner or later, my ex girl cheated me with a my old friend. they did it for months, I had some suspicions but they weren't enough for destroy a 3-years relationship but i swear you i felt a half-man, he saw me with arrogance as say "you aren't good boy tonight I'll fuck your girl". now I understood get a good live, fucking all girls without remorse

>>8279758
So close.

>>8279758

If you aren't man enough to murder both of them then you deserve it. No wonder we live on a world where this is commonplace

>>8275641

Woooah most underrated post of 2016

>>8273816
That is true. Take a look at that discovery program "Naked and Afraif XL". The women group got filled with drama like it was Highschool while the Alpha team trived and fished 4 anguilas

i think we just have to fuck around without problems, we should not believe to everlasting thing

>>8274210
lol every time some retard makes this joke it's as embarrassing as some reddit user going "b-but 4chan is scary :("
Have you been to Reddit before? All its main boards are becoming fucking /pol/ 2.0

>>8273291
heaps of chicks say that exact same shit about dudes. Many times I've been in a discussion with chicks and they're going on about how and why all guys are assholes, until I tell them that my ex girlfriend of 4 years who I planned to be with forever cheated on me with my best-friend.
Some people use it as a scapegoat out of unfulfilling relationships, some have poor impulse control, some just have poor moral fibre, but there's plenty of men and women out there who won't cheat on principle.

>>8276290
this

>High School, senior year
>Girl I've liked since freshman year, dating someone else.
>She calls me her best friend
>You might think this is a "friend zone" story.
>We go on a long road trip together, just us.
>She tells me she loves me on the second night, and I reciprocate.
>That night we go all the way, I've never had sex before but I manage to not totally fuck up.
>We fuck twice or thrice a week for months, while she's still dating this guy who she sex with maybe twice a month.
>I never have to take her out or pay for her dinners.
>Nothing bad ever comes out of it, she broke up with him a few months later and he still likely works a dead end job at Burger King, we never pursued a greater relationship.

You know, my only experience with cheating wasn't that bad. Then again, I wasn't on the shitty side. I honestly don't know how I've handled it, but none of my relationships have ended that way yet. If anything, not pursuing the relationship with the girl in my story is one of my biggest regrets.

>>8276290
so much this.

>>8279992
If she cheated with you, she will cheat on you. You dodged a bullet, anon.

>>8273385
sauce this gif

>>8280038
You've hit the nail on the head, if I continued with that relationship i'm sure i'd be a paranoid asshole, so while i'm regretful I didn't continue, i'm glad years later that I chose not to stay with her.

>>8273204
Not that it really matters, but this is kinda funny because in that video, her boyfriend on the phone is the one telling her to fuck that guy.

>>8274964
That's exhibitionism, not voyeurism.

>>8279397
so u still love her huh?

i was the "lover" of a cheater lady friend, we started fucking about 6 months after she got a bf and continued fucking for as long as their relationship lasted (which was about 3 years)

i could be more detailed about how it started and everything if you wanna hear it, we fucked minutes before she went to her bf, we fucked while she was talking on the phone with him, she used to send me nudes from the bathroom of her bf, i thnk we were just too mean to her bf, althought he never found out

sucked this guy's dick and let him fuck me while I was on lots of molly and xanax. told my boyfriend I got raped. bf still with me, blocked the "rapist". happy ever after

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Does anybody have that webm/sauce where the latina girl is talking on the phone while getting ready to fuck/fucking? It's clearly fake but very well produced and acted.

>>8280112
dude, you gotta put yourself in other people's shoes... then your exhibitionism become voyeuristic....

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>>8280570
Oops wrong webm

Not sure if I've ever cheated.

story goes like this
girlfriend finds my lack of sexual interest bothersome
apparently talks to one of her friends and gets him to flirt with me
he flirts with me but i don't notice, just think he's really friendly
gf notices i'm being more sexual
tells him to make an advance
he "accidentally" shows me his hard dick
start randomly getting hard ons when seeing him
gf confronts me, leaves in fit of rage
guy comes over unannounced
ends up fucking me
gf shows up next day asking him what happened
confused
gf planned whole thing
gf is now mistress
guy is now best friend
i am now happy

>>8280590
>Nvm found it
http://www.xvideos.com/video15389545/alexa_rydell_serina_is_a_dirty_little_cheat

>>8280590
SAUCE?

Never been cheated on, never cheated (although I have had women that actively pursued me whilst in a relationship and outright saying they want to fuck me). If someone is not satisfied in the relationship then it is time to end it.

I never sleep with someone in a relationship either? Have had girls that wanted to sleep with me that were in relationships and I just told them that I didn't find them attractive. Cheaters are scum without morals.

>>8280411
You wouldn't happen to be from NY by any chance?

>>8280755
You could have easily been cheated, never say you haven't been cheated on with 100% certainty.

>>8280590
Any sauce?

>>8273954
You were lapping up her bfs cum. You were cucked without even dating the lady

>>8280570
Does this thing works? Is there any secret to this?

>>8273291
>gets cucked repeatedly
>doesn't stop to think for one second that it's somehow got to do with him

>>8273291
As someone who regularly sleeps with girls with boyfriends I tell you it is much more fun on our side.

>>8280720
>>8280951
sandra torres is her name

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Sorry about the shitty gif but I didn't want to post without an offer.

I've cheated a few times but the worst was with my ex who is dead now.

We had dated for about 4 years throughout high school but when he left for college we couldn't see each other that often and I started having sex with his older brother who graduated college and moved back the same year he left.

It was odd, almost like I upgraded to a sexier, more mature and all together better version of him and the relationship only ended once I got pregnant.

I had an abortion fairly discreetly but their mother found my unused pregnancy test hidden in his room and phoned my bf asking if he knew who he might have gotten pregnant.

I think he must have suspected something because he started asking if I was spending time with his brother or at his house and how I was feeling. I never confessed but maybe his brother told him because he killed himself about a month later and his brother and I officially began dating about 6 months later.

>>8282449
This might be the most fucked up story, and quite honestly, you deserve to go to hell if this is true.

meh, I guess I can go
>company party
>decide to leave
>leave with coworker who claimed to live close to me
>go to taxi stop
>seems every car just left
>oh well, it's not that far to where we live
>start walking
>a few minutes in, she starts getting clingy
>finally forces herself on me and kisses me
>I'm drunk so fuckit.jpeg
>"your place or my place"
>go to my place
>whiskey_dick.webm
>wake up next day
>"anon my phone is dead"
>hand her a charger
>not even 10 minutes later, a call
>"oh it's my husband"
>wtf bitch, I thought you were single
>"ok anon I'm gonna leave"
Well at least she had a nice body. Early thirties is good age for a woman.

>>8273365
do you consider it cheating/do you like when she does that?

>>8280344
Honestly, yeah maybe. It's hard to say whether it's like "gee I really like this person and miss them" or just "fuck I am angry at being made a fool of" or some combination of the two or possibly even "I really want to continue putting my penis in that". Either way, I'm heaps dissatisfied with the way it turned out.

>>8279567
EU4 represent

>>8279930
Yeah. Fair point. Lotta couples go on and get married and live unremarkable lives and shit. I suspect that we probably hear so much about infidelity because it's dramatic. No one's gonna have crazy huge stories about those five thousand times they didn't cheat on their partner.

>>8280041
Czech gangabang 16 I think

Not necessarily a cheating story but still one worth me going to hell for:

>Junior year
>Dating boyfriend L at the time for two years
>Relationship is at the end of its rope
>Start hanging out with man-friend E and his friends
>L is busy with university while E and myself were still in Highschool (E was a Senior) so I saw E more and more often
>Lots of sexual tension with E, end up kissing and sleeping (not fucking) together after a party
>Tell L what happened, break up
>Start fucking E on the regular

>L and I are still friends
>L hates E with a passion
>We try "being friends" still
>End up fucking one day
>L admits that he still loves me, both not ready to date again
>"Do you still talk to E?"
>Say no
>"If you meet someone else or start sleeping with someone else, tell me and we'll stop doing.. whatever we're doing. And I'll do the same"

>So I'm still fucking E
>E admits feelings and wants relationshit
>lmao no
>Now fucking L and E simultaneously without either of their knowledge
(L happened to move in literally down the street from E which made this really easy and risky at the same time)
>This lasts for three months

>E leaves for Army camp (gay af), tells me he loves me
>"You're not going to get with anyone else while Im gone, are you?"
>of course not

>Take his best friend's (R) virginity a week later
>End things/break up (he thought we were dating lol) with E day he comes back
>Fucking R on the regular, hes still friends with E
>E apparently now has depression and only ever talks about me, doesn't know about R and I.

>Now fucking R and L simultaneously, having a great time
>Eventually lose contact with R because work gets busier and busier and don't have time

>L and I decide to get back together months later.
>E blocked me on all platforms, never hear from R again.
>Life is good.

I've got another story if anyones interested but its not as good.

>>8282449
>>8282639
Yeah the morally correct thing to do here would be to end your own life. You've already killed two people and destroyed a whole family's happiness. The world would be a better place without you.

>>8282909
Does this story take place in a trailerpark by any chance?

>>8282958
I may be trash but not that trash

>>8283004
no, you are way trashier

>>8273186
>me still virgin
>have a first girlfriend ever
>after one mounth met random girl at party
>fuck her same day
>next day girlfred want me to make our first time
>she'll never know

>>8280832
Well when you never been in relationships you can day that

>>8282449
>>8282639
Would you say this if she were a guy?

And honestly, that moron was right to kill himself. Anyone who takes being cheated on that badly doesn't deserve to live.

>>8280094
sauce?

>>8282050
any stories?

>>8273291
Fuck a dude lmao, might find it better

I'm sure I'm not alone but it would be nice to see if anyone else can relate.

>me in highschool
>extremely confident, would only target girls with boyfriends for the extra challenge
>around 1 in every 5 would actually cheat and fuck me
>no one ever cheated on me once
>21 years old now, studying for university
>not much time for anything, got a few friends but I havent focused on girlfriends because Im also poor
>random day I think about getting a girlfriend
>massive phobia out of nowhere, karma will bite me in the ass real hard from my high school days
>proceed to always be nervous and now lose confidence in front of women. Can't find a way to fix it.

I went from being one of those cocky assholes in highschool to just being a normal, yet extremely paranoid guy with relationships because I feel like it'll all come back to me. I destroyed lots of social relationships with my cheating, one guy even went to the hospital because he drank bleach over his girl. Now I'm scared I'm gonna get fucked if I want to try and settle down. Can anyone relate? It stresses me the fuck out sometimes.

>>8273365
tell us more

>>8283328
Yes I'd say that to a woman, guy, a shemale, a kid, an old man, a nigger or a paki.
>he killed himself about a month later and his brother and I officially began dating about 6 months later.
And the brother is the worst one, actually.

>>8282449
Fucking hot.

>>8283629
karma isn't real and nothing's going to happen to you. quit being a faggot

>>8282909
I want to hear more.

>>8283629
no cure for being a cunt

>>8283629
Karma is a bitch and may hit you, but it mostly depends on what kind of girl you'll chase for a relationship; if it's the same whores you fucked in high school then yes, probably they'll cheat on you.
And if it happens, just accept it, because at least you'll know you deserved it.

>>8283597
Nothing spicy.
Its mostly just not asking girls if they have any bfs or husbands and then when it later comes out it was my fault because I "never asked"
I had one girl being called on her cellphone after sex, still naked and sweaty, and she gave such a convincing performance to him that I was actually impressed.

One time I found out later that the boyfriend was actually someone I knew and that time I felt like absolute dogshit.

>>8273365
back to the graveyard, rodney

>>8278933
Don't you have some math homework to be doing or something? You take your PSATS next year, that shit's important.

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>Junior in HS
>dating 4/10
>2/10 personality
>0/10 sex
>literally feeling like killing myself to get out of it.
>find out she's cheating on me
>she sends a video of her fucking another guy
>when i'm at work
>she says she can't stay with me
>shout "YES!" at the top of my lungs
>Pic related.

>>8282909
Who had the biggest dick?

>>8276282 I'm laughing at your dumb ass right now...

>>8282449
I just seen a lot of posts of guys that cheated an no one gave them as much shit as this.
1.-The cuck took it too seriously
2.-I'm more angry at the brother, he's a piece of shit.

>>8283756
>One time I found out later that the boyfriend was actually someone I knew
yeah ok you didn't know.....you piece of shit.

>>8283886
Hey he wasn't a close friend.
Just an acquaintance.

>>8283859
I was in a similar situation.
Sadly she never actually cheated as far as I know

>>8280058

Yup. If a girl (or anyone, really) considers cheating a viable option, in all likelihood you'll suffer it just like the previous schmuck did.

Women sometimes delude themselves thinking they can really change someone (including a cheater). Don't make the same mistake.

>>8282449
Why not just break up with the first guy? This is what I'll never understand about cheaters. Just tell them the relationship is over. You don't even need a reason. Just be a decent human being, inform them, and go do whatever the fuck you want with the next person.

>>8282909
Hey if one day you ever think that you want to do good for the Earth in any way or whatever, just kill yourself

>>8279567
>▶
EU4 All the way!

>>8273403
Exactly

>>8283950

Because breaking up takes more courage than cheating.

>>8282639
Oh well.

>>8282925
>someone on 4chan telling me to kill myself.

How delightful.

Also you are retarded, I technically only killed a fetus and his suicide wasn't necessarily my fault, after he went to school he rapidly became more and more emo about everything and he may have never known about the cheating.

>>8283732
Thanks.

>>8283950
I would have told him if I was sure his brother would have stayed with me.

>>8280411
Anon yup. Definitely be more detailed about it

>>8284189
Not gonna say anything was your fault.
You're just a shitty person.

>>8284189

Go on weakly trying to justify yourself. You're scum.

Cheating is the tool of cowards too afraid to risk ending up alone to do the right thing and end up a relationship before moving on.

>Relationship with GF is pretty much fantastic
>I'm essentially the one that she's always wanted since years ago
>She cheated on her ex at the very very tail end of the relationship when she knew she was going to dump him (bad relationship, didnt have sex any more either) instead of dumping him first then going elsewhere for sex

Despite being trusting, it still makes me a bit wary. It's probably worth it to keep eyes in the back of your head. Things are real good but I know that life is weird and some situations and circumstances can lead to bad things no matter how much "trust" you have.

>>8282449
Worthless ganga, going between 2 brothers makes you judas.
Kill yourself.

>>8283866
L had the thickest at 7inch
R had the longest but not as thick at 7.5

(but E had the best tasting cum)

>>8273186
Honestly people there are good girls out there. You just have to approach things with the right head. My gf now would never cheat on me intentionally. Maybe if she was at a party drunk as fuck and got down with some guy. I dont really know but shes extremely good willed and intelligent. I have had hoe ass girlfriends before but thats because i got sprung on stupid bitches that caught my eye and my dick before i caught their minds. You just have to wait it out and dont lose hope. Not all women are that way. My girlfriend tells me to go through her phone whenever i want but i havent to this day because shes that cool. Just hang in there anons youll find one

>>8285053
Give it a couple of years. It'll happen. It may not happen until you're old as fuck and your dick stops working, but she will cheat at some point. The moment a better prospect presents itself (and it will inevitably) she'll be on the dick faster than you can say "disappointingly predictable mating habits"

>>8283328
really bitch?
>hurdur sexism

I'm actually about to. Met this girl at work, we chatted, hit it off, became friends, I accidentally sent her a text meant for my femanon, she thought it was meant for her, wanted to keep it a secret from her husband.

>>8286013
"Accidentally"

>>8286029
Amazingly, yeah. I genuinely didn't mean to, don't regret it one bit

>>8276214
a true bro

>>8284189
>I would have told him if I was sure his brother would have stayed with me.
Being insecure and coward is a common thing among cheaters.

>>8282909
>If you meet someone else or start sleeping with someone else, tell me and we'll stop
At least he was actually a decent person

>>8285421
Nice projection you got there my cheating friend.

>>8282909
wow, you're a cunt... moar?

If you believe in karma, the more you think about something the more you are actually creating it. Through micro actions based on your thoughts. And if you are at a point in your life where you don't cheat you can find a girl with the same mindset. Just remember if she's got a banging body and alot of sex appeal girls battle alot of temptation from alot of good contenders. It's hard to balance just gotta find the pretty one who's a homemaker not a adorable fuck monster with *insert sexual desire here*.

>>8279397
it is

>>8283739
>>8287219

I'm the "Lover" in this scenario & was also during the time (2 months!) E was away.

>Attend backyard party with group of friends
>Party has glowstick theme, Green = Single, Purple = Complicated, Red = Taken
>Most of us go for green, friend D (guy) takes Purple.

>Bestfriend and I are losing at beer pong and doing shots
>We're drunk
>Phone call, it's D.
>Police are here and D is looking for us
>"Anon I'm in the foresty area come meet me here and bring everyone"
>Best friend, other friend and I meet with D, quite far from the rest of the party
>Best friend and +1 can't contact our other friends so they go back out to find them so we can go home

>So its just D and I and we're shooting the breeze in the bush
>Opens up about his girlfriend, they're not happy, things are bad etc etc
>We're complaining about our "others"
>He leans over and kisses me
>"But.."
>D takes off his purple glowstick and tosses it, kisses me again. This time hands are all over eachother
>We hear friends coming back

>"D?? Anon?? We couldn't find the others and we didn't know if you guys were still okay back here!"
>Its dark so they can't see anything
>D tells them where the others probably are and that'd we'd meet them at the house. They say OK and leave
>He turns me around against a tree, skirt hiked, we're fucking
>Holy fuck he's good
>Eventually we hear more people coming towards us, we quickly compose ourselves
>Grabbing my hand, we manuever through trees and shrubs into someone elses backyard
>Jump the fence, we're now enroute to home
>He invites me to spend the night at his house instead of our friends
>I do

(We did go to their house first so they knew we were safe)

>Commence night of sex and more drinks until we both pass out
>Wake up next morning hungover as shit
>I ask if hes gonna tell his girlfriend
>"No"
>We agree to never tell our friends group about this, make up some elaborate story that they actually believed
>Our secret to this day

>>8273554
As Katt Williams once said, "if all the niggas you fuck with ain't shit, what is it about you that attracts ain't-shit niggas?"

Applies to everyone.

>>8276282
found the 12 year old kek

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I cheat regularly on my bf with his best friend who was put in charge of "taking care of me" when my bf's new job started taking him away two weeks out of each month.

He awkwardly would call me up and ask how I was doing or if I needed anything. My immedate thoughts were to abuse this and I had him doing household chores for me that I had trouble with, like push mowing the lawn but eventually the amount of time we were spending together led to him fucking me in the back yard.

It was really weird the first time, he almost threw me down and I thought for a moment he was going to beat me up for kinda flirting with him moments before but instead he jumped on top me and started ripping my clothes off and pulling out his dick. He banged me hard for a bit then almost decided he shouldn't and started like apologizing and telling me to stop but I wrapped my legs around him as hard as I could and pulled him back towards me until he kind of gave in again and went back to fucking me full force.

He sometimes tries to call things off between us but never sticks to it. Even when he is dating girls he'll blow them for the weeks my BF is out of town and we spend the week together fucking like animals.

A few times my bf seems to have noticed things but he maybe too good natured to realize what exactly is going on. Once at the gym together he noticed my scratch marks down his back and made jokes about him fucking a harpy and even said that I used to scratch the fuck out of him like that but have mellowed out over the years.

>break up with gf who i dated with for over a year
>about 6 months later she calls me, asks if she can crash at my house cause she's "depressed" and would like to catch up
>hesitate but eventually say yes
>she's dating this guy by now, i'm still single
>took only two days for us to start fucking again
>sex is great, she's way kinkier now
>we keep meeting up at my place and fucking on the low
>eventually she gets drunk and tells her bf about this
>they break up
>about a month after i see them at a festival, she's clearly a mess and he's still with her

thank god i dodged that bullet

>tfw she asked me if i wanted to meet up and do something the other day

Been dating my man for about two years now. Things are going REALLY good between us.. have our tiffs but we just leave it at that.. Hes not the problem..So Ive got this awesome job. The owners son has such a thing for me. I know. He knows I know. My boyfriend even knows.. God DAMN do i wanna fuck him.. I mean seriously. Im too much of a puss so I wont do anything about it, but if he tried I wouldnt stop him.

>>8288775
So proud... how can you fucking live with yourself?

>>8280972

She had implant birth control, so her boyfriend's big horsecock was dumping loads in there constantly. I was addicted, couldn't help myself. Used to do chores around her place to earn the right.

>>8279567

3 was better

>>8273291
Just enjoy it bro. It's fucking hot when your girl fuck other guys.

>>8289252
>but if he tried I wouldnt stop him.

If you betrayed me like that, I would literally kill you.

>>8283892
Well come on dude, they're all somebody's if they're cheating.
Quit being part of the problem, and expose them.

>>8273554

I knew there was going to be that faggot.

If scientists were to operate on your calculus, nobody would ever find anything out, you fucking faggot.

If his hypothesis is true, there is no way for him to falsify it, if he were to go by your rationale.

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>>8289546
It's really easy to live with myself. I have a cute sure hard working boyfriend who takes very good care of me and is nice to take to things. Then I also have a really sexy secret fuck buddy to keep me entertained when he isn't around.

Life is pretty good and it's easy to live good lives.

>>8279992

What kind of retard lets his girl have a male best friend, let alone go on a trip with him.

It's like you're begging to get cucked.

>>8280423
HAHAHAHAHA you are my hero

>>8289920
Hope you literally end up in a trash can.

>>8273291
This guy literally copy pastes his previous posts. Kill yourself.

>>8282925
whoa dude, calm down

>>8284189
So yeah, you killed 2 living things and feel no remorse. Not even mad, wish I could be that sociopathic

>>8289920
>good
that's evil, Stacey!

>>8283654
>>8273365
seconded

Anyone else reading this and thinking "damn, I've really got to learn some game?"

Like, all women despite how they come across are going to cheat if the right circumstances come up, but if you're good enough with women to hit it and quit it regularly you don't have to worry about trusting anyone, and for emotional support you can just learn to produce that from within.

All in all, relationships just cause you to stay weak, albeit with another person to share your mediocrity with. They're a load of horseshit.

>>8283743
Except a shotgun in the mouth, that is.

>>8290129


No... this is porn.

Get off the internet and realize most people will not cheat.


I say this as someone who has cheated in the past and been cheated on.

My GF was at college and I was hangin out with my buddy and my ex. It had been like almost a year since we had dated. So we're hanging out at my buddy's and decide to watch a movie. Well... The lights were off and my buddy was on a couch by himself and me and my ex we sitting on the love seat. I was sitting up and she was laying on her side watching the movie. She had a blanket over her but her feet were across my lap. I get bones super easy and I've always had a thing for her physically. So my dick got hard and she felt it on her leg. I know she felt it because she started to rub me with her feet. She scooted down a little towards me on the couch. She was wearing a dress and leggings so I stated to rub her purse over her leggings. She was very responsive so I pulled her legging down just below her ass so I could play with her pussy. I fingered her till she came. She never made a sound and my buddy never noticed because she was under the blanket and it was dark. After the movie she gave me a ride back to hlmy car. She played with my cock the whole drive there (while she was driving) when we got back to my car we made out an she let me fuck her from behind.


I think we hooked up a couple more times after that over the course of a year or so. Shes a great girl. And very slutty when she wants to be. We've never talked about that night or any of the others. It just kind of happened whenever we were hanging out.

>with my own gf for about a year
>start working at this place last year, all guys except for this one petite girl
>her bf works right next to me
>she doesn't like me at first, i'm kind of a douche until people get to know me
>we all talk to each other through skype for internal messaging
>start chatting it up with her, eventually we sorta hit it off
>find out their relationship isn't all that great
>suggest going to a nearby mall one day, we talk a good while and end up sitting in front of some dude's garage door
>11pm, all dark as shit
>can feel the tension
>kiss her, sit her on top of me and make out wildly for about half an hour
>talk about it with gf, ask her if she minds if i go ahead with it
>always assured me she wasn't jealous, says ok
>girl lives with her bf, go to their place one day without him knowing
>make out again, but no sex
>convince her to come to my house one day after work
>we sneak around a bit so the rest don't see us heading off together
>my family's not home, fuck hard all night
>she's a squealer
>go to work together next day
>repeat about four times
>she's falling, torn between bf and me
>after a while find out she wants to call it off
>she asks me to meet, act unaware
>right before she can say anything, bf calls her
>he "hacked" her skype, saw convos
>he built like a football player yo
>comfort her, tell her it'll be ok
>go to work next day expecting to have some bones broken
>bf can't do anything cause he'll get fired
>would lol but i'm not THAT shitty
>i work there for a couple more months
>they're still together
>my gf threw a jealous fit for a while, after all
>we're still together too

Whew, that's a long one.

>>8283629

dude u have done it for some time, so u know what kind of girl may cheat. use that knowledge to choose the right girls

>>8280590

Source for vid? My reg sites dont have this vid for Sandra Torres

So basically,
>Be me, just finished school, mediocre grades but I'm a talented guitarist.
>get into college easy enough with my shitty grades
>My GF goes to another place
>Still strong as ever, meet up every now and then
>We skype and play games all the time, Gmod, CS:GO
>Listens to me play guitar at night to go to sleep
>ForTheLoveOfGodDoesTheTrick.jpeg
>Months go by of this and I'm in college with my cool musician friends.
>See this 7.8/10 walk past
>exactly my type, short, Curves like a b0ss, sarcastic asshole
>TheOne.rar
>Do the usual Facebook tracking
>Find her through a mutual friend
>Bingo Nigga
>Send friend request
>cool stuff, go back to playing guitar.
>couple hours later she accepts
>Bingo Nigga x2
>go to profile, see a status seconds after friend request accepted.
>"Someone new talk?"
>Get my skates and shin pads on because I slide right into them DMs senpai
>Hit it off immediatly
>Been watching Hannibal so i know how to manipulate like Adolf Hitler
>Second night of talking start getting flirty
>find out pretty quickly she likes bondage, she's sub
>At this point I embrace my nigga side (I'm white but I listened to a NWA song once so I'm black) ready to beat this hoe up
>next day I dont message her. dont want to seem too eager
>next day tell her I was playing guitar all night (shows commitment)
>find out she has trouble at home
>Watching Hannibal turned me into a psychiatrist
>take her problems on as my own
>the connection grows closer
>all the while maintaining my relationship with GF
>Keep talking to this girl (We'll call her Rosie)
>As we grow closer the sexual tension grows so thick its like pubic hair in 7000bc
>She wants to meet up
>I'mGameNigga.org
>She gets a bus to my place (bus stop right outside my street)
>walk her down dont say a lot because by this point I've made myself look like an introverted musical genius...
>It works
>Rosie fucking eats that shit up.

1/?

>>8290413

2/?

>I keep being cute and flirty but by this point she requires dick
>she lies ontop of me both of us fully clothed with her tits over my cock
>lolkaycmonluvletsdothisen
>grab her by the throat, lift her up and kiss her
>Start intense making out and we get naked during the kissing
>she grabs my cock and starts jacking me off like I never have been before
>I think I just ascended to the spirit realm and shaked Jesus' hand
>My world turns inside out, I stop her before I cum and throw her to my bed
>My tongue becomes the rotary blades on a Black Hawk as I eat her pussy
>I think she just ascended to the spirit realm and shaked Jesus' hand
>She starts losing it
>She is gunu cum
>lol not yet kunt
>I ease backwards, beckoning her with my finger.
>see her eyes nearly role back in her head
>I grab her shoulders and throw her backwards into missionary
>this is why I like short girls, you can throw them around like a fucking frisbee
>start pounding
>ohmy.yes
>Pussy feels divine, she's having a whale of a time
>So am I lol
>feel myself about to cum again so I pull out and grab her by the wrist
>bend her over infront of the full body mirror
>I grab her by the throat and make her watch herself get fucked by me.
>Mum comes home so I pull out, Mum knows I have a GF, knowing about Rosie would be very unfortunate
>Rosie is very disappointed, decide she wont come back for round 2 if I don't make her
>start teasing her an infernal amount
>she loves it
>its 10pm, have college tomorrow, Mum gives Rosie a lift back to her house, me in the car.
>Rosie gets out, drive home, no questions at all
>Thank fuck for that.
>Keep talking afterwards, more flirting, more teasing through messages.
>drives me insane, have to meet up again.
>organise everything.
>same deal, bus stop outside my street.
>she's 10 minutes late "hey you okay?"
>no reply
>30 minutes late "where are you?"
>no reply

>>8290505

3/?

>40 minutes "If you didn't want to come you should of said :/"
>THANK CHRIST A FUCKING REPLY OHMYCUNT
>"sorry parents were fighting, I'll be there in 30 minutes"
>40 minutes or so goes by "you okay?"
>Bus pulls up as she's mid message
>she walks across the road, cute as ever.
>grab her hand, small talk ask about day.
>Get to mine, OH WELL LOOK AT THAT WE ARE HOME ALONE
>I make her tea because she likes liquid comfort
>I will be giving her liquid comfrot later...ayy
>finish making tea, she is unimpressed, I don't care though and hand it to her (It's tea wtf you can't taste it its just sugar water)
>she's hungry, no food though. Smoothly tell her that her main course is in my pants
>thatdidthetrick
>She pulls out my dick, start ripping each others clothes off
>I'm a lot rougher this time, feel like I know her better aswell so that made it less awkward for me
>pull her hair, choke her, spank her.
>not full on bondage but soon... ;)
>Same deal, we fuck missionary, pussy feels amazing, just as tight, shaved.
>she curves her ass as I pump aswell
>areyouapornstarmiss?
>we go into doggystyle with her neck rested on the metal bars on my bed as I push down on her neck
>she's loving it, I'm loving it, I'm loving her.
>enter mother cock block
>hear door open and close downstairs "Hellooooooooo"
>pissed off, we stop fucking but she isn't done teasing yet.
>she makes me lie down and covers my eyes.
>Best blowjob on the earth proceeds
>hello again jesus i'm back...
>Hear my phone go off, I can see under blindfold slightly
>see her grab my phone and check it whilst she jacks me off
>uh oh that's not okay. Don't say anything and I let it slide because I have a password so I don't care
>check it later and it was some of the people I play games with asking to play Hots
>lolphew.moba
>She keeps jacking me off and sucking my dick
>I cum, none gets on her and she's disappointed
>OMG my own little cum whore
>lay down with her for a while

>>8289920
Honest question, do you ever feel guilty?

My boyfriend and I have been together for three years though we took a 10 month 'break' last year where we were still hooking up and going on dates etc but without the officiality, but also in that time I got around and fucked three or four new guys just because I could. I've continued to hook up with one of them since getting back together with my man (who is like yours, hardworking and treats me great) a couple times and we've even planned a rendezvous next month to a cabin for a weekend up North. I feel guilty as fuck about it and every time I try to end things but there's just something about it thats hot as hell, yenno?

Been cheated on before. It sucked. But I ended up making a positive out of it I guess? Before I decided to break up with her, I said let's do a three way with the guy you cheated on me with. We did, treated that bitch like a little slut. Next thing I knew, it was 7 years later and I just got done having her and some other chick suck me off while we made the other chicks husband sit and watch

>>8290583
Keep going fuckboy music slave.

>>8282909
lara?

>>8290583

4/?

Only just realised how long this story is, goes on for a few months

>Mum makes us pasta
>ohyesmynigga
>we eat. she finishes it all. Thank christ a girl who isn't like "EW IM FAT"
>we kiss passionately after food, havent felt this way in a while.
>since the BIG EX!!!! :O
>Mum had a glass of wine and isn't a shit parent so my step dad gives Rosie a lift back to her house
>I'm in the car too
>Get to hers, she gets out.
>"trying to juggle 2 girls are you?"
>FUCKINGFATCUNT...calm...
>"no man"
>goes on a lecture about it.
>says "just don't get caught"
>mynigga.donttouchmeinmysleeppls
>Get home, go on computer.
>Go on Hots, play TL, me, 3 friends and my GF
>whole time I'm thinking about Rosie.
>OHNOIMIGHTBEINLOVE
>christmas rolls around, don't talk much for 2 weeks over christmas
>tells me she met someone else
>lolkay.feels
>get kinda depressed, GF is great and is there for me even though she has no idea I love someone else
>late january
>send Rosie a message "hey you alright?"
>Catch up, get close again
>"it didnt work out with that other guy, I'm sorry"
>okay let's do this properly, spend the next few months talking.
>Ask her to go on a date.
>She says yes
>the date rolls around
>she cancels "suprise family visit"
>don't do this to my emotions nigga
>she's really sorry
>re organise
>Bingo Nigga: The Return
>Thank god I'm a good guitarist, get asked to be in the session band for a play
>All I have to do is play pinball wizard at the end
>Easy enough
>Oh but guess who's in the play?
>ROSIE NIGGAAAAAAAAAAA
>get even closer, backstage flirting and groping
>feelsgoodman
>Our date is the night after out last performance of the play
>Theater is packed
>Everyone did really well
>pinball wizard was great
>got really close with all the people in the play.
>my love for Rosie at this point is just bubbling
>my friend, we will call him Kurt (he's greasey and plays guitar)
>Me and him hanging out after the show waiting for Rosie to get changed

>>8290656
Fortunately for you, I am not she.

>>8289920
>>8290611

Just by the way if anyone believes that these loser samefags are anything but disgusting fat 33 year old neckbeards that live with mom you're deluded as fuck. There are no girls that frequent /gif/ or 4chan for that matter, and the very rare few that do are so fay beyond subhuman the most beta of virgins would never go anywhere near them.

There are no hot sluts cheating on amazingly successful guys getting fucked by "that hot dude from fifty shades of grey" on /gif/. These are the same disgusting cucks that make the captions for these gifs. They get off on making up these weird stories because none of them have been in an actual relationship in their lives and were ridiculed by the hot girl in school/work/life since they were born.

You guys really need to wake up and get a job, this shit is so beyond depressing that if you killed yourselves it would actually be a happy ending for you and everyone you know. Seriously. Get your lives together. But you won't out of spite, right? Because I hurt your feelings? Just like you do with your dad when he just shakes his head in shame at the sight of you?

>>8290720
Was with a girl in a very similar situation but we were in an open relationship. I didn't care what she did and vice versa. She ran a blog and labeled her guys she was with buy letters.

>>8290611
If I were you I would kill myself. I could not stand living your life for even a second. Most humans with self respect and a conscience would literally prefer ending their lives than to live with doing something like this. Your not evil or edgy or anything, you're actually just a disgusting cunt. To even address you as human feels wrong.

>>8290683

5/?

>Rosie's dad didn't show up to the play. She's really upset and doesnt want to go to date anymore.
>Kurt suggests we go to the park because its dark and its peaceful.
>The 3 of us go to the park at like 10:30pm after the show
>have a laugh, I'm less awkward because i have Kurt to bounce off
>she says that she feels like she is third wheeling
>I grab her cheek and kiss her. She starts to smile.
>3cute5me
>we keep walking, apologise to Kurt by text for making him witness my gayness
>also say that she's mine so hands off
>its kay he's dating a cosplayer
>Kurt has to go home
>bye bye oh greasey one
>me and Rosie get some chinese food and have a heart to heart
>finish food, share a romantic kiss
>she makes a comment about how she's not used to having someone else hair in her face (I have long hair suprise, suprise)
>its really cute...I think she's the one
>She has to go to the train station to go home
>I walk up there with her and wait for the train
>her hands in my sleeves and my hands in her sleeves to keep them warm
>We kiss some more, laugh and joke.
>fuckmantypingthisbringsbackfeelsholyfuck.thanks/b/
>her train arrives, I wave her goodbye.
>Walk home with my guitar, quite a while, thinking about her.
>Message her
>no reply.
>okay no worries its late.
>next day, I message her. Excited to talk.
>no reply
>Ohnopleaseno
>she replies the next day "Hey xx"
>I want to meet up again but i dont say it right away
>feeling a little heart broken again I start to ease away until I get her to come over
>finally comes over.
>expect it to be awkward and shitty.
>ITS NOT!!!!
>hit it off again, have a cute time.
>watch mad max furry road
>cuddling the whole time
>feels divine...hey jesus, how you been?
>We find another film to watch, don't remember.
>I say I'm hungry, she's not
>I say that I still need to eat and start kissing down her clothed body till I get to her pussy.

>>8288775
>>8289546
>>8289920
see
>>8290726

>>8273292
You know what else feels good?
Heroin.

>>8290753

6/?

>She's suddenly turned on, I start to pull her jeans off.
>feel like this is the time I brake out the belts and tie her up and do it properly
>she looks down and pulls her jeans back up
>she says she's sorry but she can't.
>She's on the blob...
>Oh well, doesn't matter to me. I get to spend time with the girl I love.
>watch this other film that I can't remember
>mum makes us food, its pasta again
>she doesnt finish it this time
>I finish it instead.
>the way she smiles at me.
>I just love her. It's getting late.
>My mum gives her a lift back to her house.
>get home and I message Rosie.
>no reply
>oh okay :(
>My heart doesn't want to get broken again.
>I start drifting away
>she starts getting weird, doesn't reply to my messages and when she does she's blunt
>I kinda get the feeling she doesn't want to get hurt again either...
>I don't say it though
>I break up with my GF, after all of this time we've been slowly drifting away. I'm getting really busy with college and with all these emotions I can barely cope
>Keep trying to get through to Rosie.
>decide that if she cares about me she'll message me...
>It's been 2 weeks since either me or Rosie messaged each other.
>After breaking up with GF I saw that I had broken her heart, she loved me and didnt care that I was busy she just wanted to know I was there
>still not told her I cheated. Me and her got back together. We are happier...she is happier
>I still love Rosie but I guess she's moved on.
>I play more guitar now than I have in a while to take my mind of things
>got 3 weeks away from college now for easter.

If you're going to cheat, I recommend it. Just don't fall in love xD

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>>8290611
No, not really.

He is a good guy and all but I likely wouldn't marry him and if I'm completely honest if it weren't for the regular time away from him I would have probably be completely done with him. He gets irritating after a short amount of time.

>>8290129
Someone sounds like they've been cheated on XD

Tbh you're wrong, as someone who gets chicks to cheat on their bfs it's pretty hard when they're emotionally connected with them. It leads to them feeling ashamed which closes the door for you. No matter how hard you try it won't open again for you. Women are way more emotional than men are so you basically gotta see how they make most of their choices, emotionally or logically. The logical chicks are scary because they know how to manipulate people to get them to believe them. However emotional chicks you gotta see if it's a good relationship or not, if it's shitty then you have a way in. If it's soild, you're pretty much fucked.

>>8290748
This is actually funny to read because he/she doesn't know how fucking terrible this world really is. lol

>>8290799
>>8290753
>>8290683
>>8290583
>>8290505
>>8290413
What are you, 10?

>>8290802
>>8290611

You fucking whores are why we can't have nice things.

>>8273204
SAUCE ON THIS I'VE SEEN IT ON ADS FOR PORNHUB AND IT LOOK 100% LIKE A GIRL I KNOW

>>8289920
>Tattoo
>Navel piercing
Nothing to see here. Dude should've known better

>>8290785
ikr

>>8276290
thissss

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>>8290833
I am a nice thing.

>>8290854
Right?

>>8290890
No. You're a whore.

Lol. Like there was one time.

All these people coming into a cheating story thread and being upset by what they saw. Talk about triggered.

>>8290611
I fucking get it girl. This is why my wife and I are in a poly-amorous marriage. Its hot to get your rocks off with other people and that feeling of taboo makes it all the better. The only people getting mad in this thread aren't getting enough ass.

>work in grocery store
>23 years old
>Hot Milf transfers to my department. 39 at the time I think.
>Tasty and flirty as fuck, but she's married to a police officer
>Met the guy once a total fucking asshole cop type
>She tells me her marriage is going badly, he got fired for some shit, they plan to divorce
>Tells me she hasn't had sex in 8 months, she clearly wants some dick
>casually mentions her husband will be out of town taking her son to a hockey tournament
>There's a downtown festival that weekend, tell her I plan on going she says she is too.
>once sufficiently drunk I shoot her a text that we should meet at a bar and I'd buy her a drink
>she's in a sundress, she knows I fucking love sundresses.
>we have a couple drinks, bar was packed and rowdy so we leave.
>give that sweet little ass a slap, she tells me to stop in that way that girls do when they're daring you to go further.
>tell her I can't believe her husband hasn't fucked her in so long I can barely keep my hands off of her at work
>he's tried, she's denied him
>you're not gonna do that to me are you?
>gives me that look
>Queue making out in a filthy alleyway
>Drunk drive to her place, fuck her on her husbands bed, in his office room, got a blowjob on his favorite recliner
>Defile his pretty little milf wife in every room of the house he paid for

>>8290890
>Right?
totally, you just look a trashy meathole, and not even a nice one. Your bf must be either mentally handicapped or just a happy cuck like this >>8290969 guy.

>>8290985
*look like

>>8290985
I'm happy, very happy. I've had mff three-ways and experience sex in ways I never would have otherwise.

>>8291007
You don't know what happiness is. You will die miserable, like a lot of others.

>>8281484
No it doesnt. When you watch the whole video you will unterstand. The guy is a fraud and his back massage He does before this clip looks medically unsafe. The girl is just very sensitive. AT the beginning she is trembling from a light touch before He does anything.

>>8291022
Medically unsafe how?

>>8291013
Oh, okay then buddy. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>8273186
I never cheated but holy fuck I need the sauce of that gif, please tell me there's a video?

>>8291043
I'm not your buddy, friend.

>>8291057
I'm not your friend, compadre.

>>8291069
You really are a worthless whore.

>>8291085
Now I feel bad. An internet man who doesn't know me insulted me!

She had just got back from studying abroad and my girlfriend had already been back in her country for a few weeks. I offered to pick her up at the airport and drive her back home. She said I should crash there because it's such a long drive. I'm texting my gf where I'm spending the night and don't worry we're just friends while me and this girl are getting pretty drunk. Eventually I stop replying because my hands are busy. She doesn't want to make me a real cheater tho so I can't stick it inside. I think I put as much cum in her body that night as I have in every other girl combined

>Be me
>A month ago
>House Party for this guy birthday
>got drunk
>Meet this girl
>short with decent boobs and good ass
>She is sober
>We eventually end upstairs
>she gives me a bj
>we go downstairs
>half an hour later a guy comes in and punches me in the eye
>I charge him and while he's on the ground I start punching him
>I break his nose
>He goes away
>Finds out it was her boyfriend
>we fuck about a week later
>we still fuck sometimes

(One of the few posts I made on 4chan, also english is not my native language. I hope the greentext works)

>>8273186

>Be trap
>Getting old for trap (24 now)
>Start getting depressed
>Settle with 4.5-inch dicklet of man because he's nice and doesn't push me to pretty up every day
>get even more depressed because I'm becoming less girly because no motivation
>Long distance relationship because grad school
>Get fucked by fat dicked guy
>Get happy again
>Push myself to be more girly
>Cycle repeats
>Eventually break up with boyfriend
>We're "Just friends"

He still doesn't know I fucked about 20 people while we were still dating.

>>8291090
well. maybe not worthless. but you are a slutty whore. as hot as it is you're using somebody. i hope to god your "boyfriend" is nailing at least 8's on the side because from your alex gifs you are maybe a 5.

this is a completely different anon too so now you have two random guys insulting you :)

>>8291136
If he doesn't know someone mentally ill enough to be a "trap" is a degenerate cumbag then you should kill him because he's too stupid to live.

>>8290832

That was kind of my thought too. The sad delusion of someone that spanks it to porn to much.

>>8283004
yeah that's totally what I got from your story...

>>8291153
I'm not that chick. I'm the dude who's banging chicks with my wife. Learn to follow a conversation.

>>8283629
>>8283736

Fear of karma is nothing more than you knowing you deserve to be treated how you've treated people and being afraid it will come true.

>>8291194
And now this dude is out. This thread's derailed.

>>8273291
This isn't where you air those worries unless you want an even more broken mind than you started with.

>>8283629
>no one ever cheated on me once
lmao so alpha wow

>>8284189
Why can you not just come to terms that you dont love people, you truly just use them.

>itt: literally no true stories

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>>8290920
A very nice whore.

>>8290985
Well, he is actually a very smart person but we are sufficiently sneaky.

Also I'm quite sure he would never willingly be a cuck. He is immersed enough in 4chany internet culture to be aware of the fetish and has expressed hatred for it.

>>8291153
You weren't talking to me as that guy pointed out but objectively I'm no less than a 7. Alex is in my opinion an 8 and my actual bf is probably 6 or 7 in the right light.

I wonder if the sound will work with this.

>>8291363
>objectively I'm no less than a 7
Yes, cause rating appearance has ever been an objective thing. You should seriously consider killing yourself, for the better of mankind as a whole.

Props for admitting you're just a sexual object though.

>>8283629

>no one ever cheated on me once

Yes they did, son. You just never found out about it.

>>8283859

>In a relationship you don't want to be in
>Too fucking beta to get out of it
>Girl fucks some other guy and sends evidence to you because you're pathetic
>Have any other reaction than killing yourself

holy shit wow

>>8291363
Fucking hell Alex, stop skipping leg day.

>>8282639
ur a fag

Cheating fantasies are sexy. But you guys are fucking naive as fuck.

There is nowhere NEAR this amount of cheating going on in Adult relationships.

Granted, the relationships need to be happy ones, and those CAN fall apart and make for great stories and tabloid fodder when celeberities do it.

But some of you ass hats act like it's a guarantee.

There are honorable men, and good women out there who won't cheat for two simple reasons if you're in a good relationship.

1. They love you. Not love "being" with you. Or love "how you make them feel". Real love. The love where you would die for someone else. Where their feelings are more important than yours. Deep fucking shit.

2. Integrity. Now, this may blow your minds, but I don't cheat not because it will just hurt my partner's feelings -- but because I'd be disgusted with myself. I stay honest and loyal for ME. Cause I want to be proud of the person that I am.

Besides. If I want someone else, I'll just break up and be single. Fuck whoever I want then.

>>8290288
>>8280951
>>8280720
Her name is Sandra Latina, the vid name is "The Neighbors Whore", but it's hard to find.

>>8291136
is 5.5 a dicklet?

>>8291439
4chan is a bitterness and trollness pit in a world with some men and women are bitter or trolls. None of what happens here is true except for these two categories of human

>>8291136
dicks or gtfo

>>8273186
is that little caprice?
sauce of vid?

>>8291363
>He is immersed enough in 4chany internet culture to be aware of the fetish and has expressed hatred for it.

Ah, well hopefully he sees this thread and your distinctive tattoos and piercings and outs you for the morally bankrupt and objectionable human being you are. If we're lucky he'll do the right thing and end your worthless life.

>>8274964
>she lets me cum on her face
bruh if that was your girlfriend why you even have to say that , might be acceptable if you said came inside her but just sounds like you dont get pussy

>>8291363
your posts are good, thank you

>>8284189
You kept fucking your boyfriends brother after he literally killed himself because of you.
There is literally no justification on earth. His brother is a fucking dirtbag too who should have his fucking head kicked in. Don't fuck with family.

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>>8273186
Im not sure if this counts, because everything sex and relationships related is fairly paradoxal and unusual for me

the only time I tried to get into a relationship with a guy irl, he chose my best friend over me while I just moved into a different city: since then ive mostly ended up in relationships, or something like relationships online, not necessarily to any good end considering the first one was a fat lesbian catfish and the second one was a 25 year old sociopath (I was 15) who just lied to me for a year for nudes etc

Im also saving myself until im engaged (although I masturbate alot) so its not really about being slutty irl either, but now whenever Im talking to a guy online, and it borders on, if not straight up is a sort of relationship, I cant help but "cheat" on him with hundreds of people online

tl:dr- whenever Im in a "relationship", I cant help but let my libido take over and have hot dirty talk with hundreds of strangers on omegle and kik and fetlife etc

Im also pretty sure I have a cheating fetish, although I think I have enough self control to never ever act out on it, if I ever have the will to end up in a relationship anyways

sorry i dont really have anything on topic to post file wise...

>>8293467
tits or gtfo

>>8288266
>implying half-niggers are attractive

>>8282449
Darwin strikes again
You fucked up with the cheating and getting pregnant but that guy killing himself? Totally on him
Carry on ladyanon, but wear a fucking rubber

>>8289920
Does he regularly nut on you like that?

I don't even know if this counts as anything but I'm currently seeing this chick who has a bf. But I'll tell her im coming into town and get a hotel, pick her up from her dorm and fuck her brains out all weekend and get multiple BJs from her while she whines about school or her bf or whatever.

She sucks dick real good so it's worth it in my opinion

>>8282909
>R
>L
I see what you did there. You're talking about your hands.

>>8282909
LIE...

>>8288775
>>8289920
>>8290802
>>8290890
>>8291363
Upload the full video somewhere.

>>8280755
I like people like you.

Had a hall pass, so not sure if it counts,but anyway. Met a much younger guy I couldn't get over, S/O said go for it. This boy's cock is a dream, I get excited just picturing it. He's a virgin, I sneak off with him one night during a party and start off with a few mins of BJ... but what the hell he has his whole life for that and I want him to fuck me. He's down for it needless to say. He fucks me hard, selfishly, and bareback since we're both clean, might as well. I didn't cum from it but I didn't care. It's been a couple years and I still let him fuck me whenever we get the opportunity.

Femanon btw.

>>8293467
Holy shit. This could have been me, right down to the fat lesbian catfish.

Anon, get out there and have you some goddamn sex. After saving it for so long and now being stuck with someone I love but who's losing his libido, my one regret in life is not having more sex with more people.

Don't make my mistake, anon. Go have you some goddamn sex right this fucking night.

>>8284189
>I technically only killed a fetus
You people really believe this? Pray tell, what species was that fetus? A dog? A cat? You know "fetus" means "baby" right?

this is still currently happening

>meet girl at convention
>shes 31 and im 22
>fuck her at convention because we hit it off PERFECTLY
>me and her have a little bond, and one time she even pays for 30% of a traffic ticket so I can go see he 5 hours away from me in Pheonix AZ to fuck her and hang out for a couple of days
>find out a month after seeing her that shes married
>shes just getting a divorce because he saw our texts
>she moves 1 hour away from me so we see each other all the time (literally pure coincidence)
>8 months later she falls out of our love phase with me
>I still have emotions for her, but whatever, I can deal with it
>she meats some schmuck in West Virginia that she hasnt fucked yet, but they text each other like lovers and she swears she wants to be commited to him
>I'm the best fuck shes ever had in her life, and able to give her multiple orgasms in a row (she hasnt has somebody thats been able to give her one for 6 years)
>I love to get drunk with her and fuck her multiple times in one night
>when she gets overly drunk I like to read her love texts to her "boyfriend" in west virginia behind her back when she passes out
>she tells him how much she loves him, how commited she is to him
>get even more turned on that I'm fucking her whenever I want while he hasnt even been inside of her yet, being 2000 miles away and unable to come up with funds to see her

shits so cash, and its so fucking hot.

>>8288775
Your bf should man up and beat the ever loving shit out of his friend... Make an example. But he probably won't.

>>8290802
Honestly, I hope your bf leaves your ass. He deserves better.

>>8295870
What do I have to gain from lying anonymously on the internet

>>8273186
t'was on the day of never
cuz that one time
never happened

>>8273186

I've slept with quite a few women with boyfriends or even husbands, but I've very rarely cheated on a girlfriend myself.

The last time I cheated, (almost the only time) I was dating this girl and it was a long distance thing. One of her relatives asked how we made it work, and remarked how we wouldn't know if the other was cheating. said that it was just a matter of faith. My girlfriend laughed and said that I wasn't smooth enough to cheat.

Well, that kinda got to me. Made me wonder if she was cheating, if she thought I wasn't smooth enough to cheat on her.

Talked it over with a friend who is a waitress, right as she's getting off work. Walk her out to her car, as it's dark. She was pretty, but had a boyfriend and was quite a bit younger than me; we're just friends.

We're talking in her car, and she says, "you know what's smooth? This hand lotion." Which seems really weird to me, but she takes it out of her purse, and starts rubbing it on her hands. And before I know it, her hands are in my pants.

I slide them off so she can really work my cock. I tried to kiss her, but she wouldn't have it. She keeps pushing my hands away too, and told me to just relax, and think naughty thoughts. She flipped the lever so my seat was all the way back.

I started humping her hands, and then she got on top of me and pushed her breasts into my face. Usually, I like being dominant, but it was like she'd taken control, and I was smothered with warmth. I came, and she kept stroking, saying "there, there" over and over again.

After, she gave me a couple of kleenexes from her purse and told me she had to go home to her boyfriend. I said thanks, and drove home where I slept like a baby.

I spoke to the waitress after that, but she never seemed down for sexy times. Eventually, her boyfriend got her preggers and I lost touch.

Oddly, I felt better about my relationship after cheating.

>>8296492

you're a horrible human being who instead of having self esteem to know you're good enough to get a girl other than your girlfriend you went out and cheated on her.

>>8296136
>6▶
>Had a hall pass, so not sure if it counts,but a
tits or gtfo

I've cheated on my wife. We were fighting and I met this other chick and proceeded to be banging her for a couple months before I broke it off. Wife and I getting along great now.

What's up whores.

>>8296708
Bad news anon, she was doing the same.

>>8279803
^^
Remember to bath with their blood, that will calm you down and remove all stress you had accumulated

>>8283859
Top cuck, but top kek also

>>8290890
Yes, yes you are. And if you want to give your gorgeous body to 1 man or a hundred men, go for it.

>>8291363
I would sure like to see you suck some cock and your tits need to make an appearance plox

Femanon here. Fucked and sucked guys off on the phone with bf. He shouldn't be so needy and quit with the fucking accusations!

>>8297444

why is the bf for?

>>8297457
Prop.

>>8273347

sounds like kerry

>>8297444
>sucking other guys off
>quit with the accusations

>>8282909
>not a cheating story
>cheats dozens of times
kek

>>8273347

First letter of second name of girl with huge tits / big ass?

>>8297444
If you're telling the truth, fucking die

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I think I've cheated on every girl I've dated.

My junior year of HS was the first time. This cute Jewish girl was flirting with me in math class, and I invited her over to play Scrabble (because I genuinely didn't believe anything would happen). She showed up in a low cut top and short shorts, and I still didn't believe she'd try anything, because she seemed like a huge dork. Then she took her top off and proceeded to give me some of the best head of my life. It was so good I stopped her and legitimately considered losing my virginity to this girl, and she was down too. She stripped down and laid on the bed, and I remember that red, shaved snatch of hers as the first one I'd seen IRL (my girlfriend was very shy), and thankfully had the presence of mind to turn her down. She finished the blowjob and left. I later found out that like many of the other girls in band, she was a huge whore. The part that shocked me the most was that I didn't feel anything. No guilt. No sadness. Just the emptiness of drained balls.

I later lost my virginity to her my sophmore year of college. It was awful. The condom made it almost impossible to stay hard, and I got so little out of it that eventually I said I had to use the restroom and used it as an excuse to head home. We hooked up on and off for a while after that, then she went to Israel to become one of those legit Jews.

I miss that head. That girl could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

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>>8297444

got fucked up the ass by a black guy at a bar. technically it wasn't cheating though since my bf didn't have anal with me before yet. didn't plan on it, just couldn't help myself, had to try it once

>>8273204
who's she?

>>8273186
he was out of town and I went drinking with an ex-flame that I thought I was over. I wasn't.

>>8282909
Cheating in a gif: hot
Talking about cheating: I want to strangle you

>>8297824
sure

>>8297824
keep telling urself taht

>>8298200
truth

>>8298132
Whore.
:^)

>>8297824
Why is it so obvious when it's a man writing these?

>>8273291
Hunh, never been cheated on. Maybe it's your choice in women?

>>8290802
Why don't you leave him for his friend then? Oh, I guess the money is too good.

For your man's sake, I hope he's getting some on the side when he's out too. You're just too much of a whore to deserve a man like that.

>>8273347
You're the bro man. Damn I men that cheat on their gf are soo cool.

>>8273554
>>8276290
>>8290877
>>8280015
>>8279942

S-S-S-S-S-Samefag

>>8274204
>>8282034
>>8282050
>>8289691

I don't know why I expected basic reading comprehension on 4chan of all places...

>Every single one I have gone after, who claimed to be in that final relationship, they have all cheated

He is saying that he got girls that where in relationships to cheat WITH him, not cheat ON him...

God...

>>8282449
>>8284189
Honestly, it makes me happy thinking about all the horrible shit you're going to go through.
People like inevitably bring fucked up shit into your own lives. You're like magnets.

Just too bad the guy had to meet you.


Well, good luck...

>>8289803
>there is no way for him to falsify it,
But there is, stop chasing woman that are taken

>>8273186
I haven't cheated on anyone, I think it is fucking deplorable.

That being said ALMOST EVERY girl I know would, or has cheated. I don't get why, fucking they give up a solid happy relationship for a one night fling.

And i don't help, get a few drinks in me and I jack any girl in the bar, and I always go after the ones in relationship. It is probably why I don't get into relationships. The two or three girls I do know, who wouldn't cheat. Problem is they don't want me.

My problem I think is there is not enough women in this world, just lots of girls.

Sorry needed to vent, sick at home and not able to do anything makes you think.

>>8296492
You probably felt like you had something to prove. You got baited fucking hard by what your girlfriend said, I understand if your girlfriend takes a potshot/looks down on you like that it can be irksome.

Like when a girl says "you'll never break up with me" in a smug fashion, I feel there's some sort of instinctual need to prove them wrong in a way, but it's just a dumb thought you shove to the side.

Hot story, but sadly you done fucked up.

>>8291439

>I don't cheat not because it will just hurt my partner's feelings -- but because I'd be disgusted with myself. I stay honest and loyal for ME

While I wholeheartedly agree and can personally relate to that statement, I have to say that your post is 'naivety' itself.

>There are honorable men, and good women

And this line sums up your naivety quite well.

Honor, integrity, love. You refer to these things as if they were objective facts like the laws of physics rather than subjective ideals.

An honorable man is only honorable until he isn't.

A good woman is only good until she isn't.

You seem to disagree:
>But some of you ass hats act like it's a guarantee.

It may not be a guarantee, but neither is it unlikely.

When it comes to relationships, neither loyalty nor disloyalty is guaranteed.

Only one thing is guaranteed:

People change.

Believing that they will change for the better (a view you seem to hold) or for the worse (the predominant view in this thread) is a matter of personal opinion; not provable either way.

In short, you have no right to criticize anyone here for the 'naivety' of their beliefs, at least not until you sort out you own.

>>8273186

Got cheated on before by my then Fiance's bellyjock coworker, the relationship was dull and had lots are arguing cuz we were too much alike, but we had more good than bad.

One day doesnt come home after 2 hours off work, dafuq.jpeg.

Come to find out, after this dickweed congratulated us on the engagement, she went directly to his house and fucked. Dun goofed.

Immediately begin code blooded plot for revenge. Realize plan is futile without being buried with respect, and got over it like a boss.

Karma showed me a sign, Bellyjock lurks quite often and leaks her nudes on here a shit ton.

NoFuckingWay.stoneslab

she doesnt like having nudes taken, and definitely doesnt know theyre online.

Be a year later now, Have enough blackmail, personal information, and evidence of scum to fill a harddrive. Her family would completely leave her if came to light

Find out that he also fucks her best friend ALOT, and always taken in a different location. MFW they are both cheaters, KeK my dick off every single time i see him post more.

Keep digging your grave. :)

>>8300899
Code blooded, hahahaha

>>8289079
They broke up but you saw them together at a festival? You stopped fucking her for what reason? What bullet did you dodge? Why didn't you do her the other day? Where are your parents?

I was on a break twice with ex, fucked girls both times, ex still flipped out mainly because she couldn't get a lay. Glad I got rid of her, bitch was petty and toxic.
Fuckbuddies is where it's at. All of the sex and none of the drama.

>>8300132
>Hot story, but sadly you done fucked up

No, that was the weird thing. It really didn't change anything about our relationship, which surprised me because I expected to feel absolutely guilty. We did break up two years after that (because she just got more and more childlike/toxic) but it had nothing to do with me cheating.

Funny enough, to hear her tell the story, I was the one who was mean to her.

Anyway, I think some women out there are good, and would never cheat, but I fucked ones that I'd never suspect would cheat, sooo, yeah.

>>8280570
"no one noticed the strobe light on set until it was too late"