sex toys

Fuck, I know what my graduation present is going to be.

>>8263437
jesus fuck are there more webms?

This thread is so sad. I mean, really?

>>8263533
Lol

>>8263409
any webms of these getting fucked?

>>8263485
> HI BILLY MAYS HERE

that's all I heard when I started the video.

>>8263591
hot

>>8263564
>>8263564
Never really have been much on sex toys, but this would be fun to pull out on a partner.

>>8263573
toppest of keks

>>8263573
It looks like wants to die from the beginning. Lol

>>8263573
that 35 second chump, from a fucking doll

>>8263564
lol when girls use those floor sander powered vibes and desensitises themselves so much can't feel shit when with a real guy

>>8263485
so how the fuck are you supposed to clean it if its not water proof

>>8263818
he said at the end of the video, it's because of the foam core. it has an opening on the other side, when you submerge it in water, it gets flooded. i guess if you keep that part above water, it will be fine.

>>8263457
Well, does the chimpanzee arm come with it?

Also, I wanna see it fucked

>>8263457
this fuckin guy with his hairy fuckin arm. can someone watchable do something with these obscenely expensive loneliness diluters

>>8263533
how is it any different than a woman sticking a plastic dick in her pussy?

>>8263597
these things never go 50/50 and i always feel like the one taking less in their throat is cheating

>>8263457
My nigga that arm looks disgusting covered in unclean hair shiet

>>8263747
Well it's not like you gotta wait for it to cum too

>>8263597
That catch at the end was great.

Just bought a bad dragon dragon muzzle for my boyfriend. 150$+ it's crazy...

I may have him use my Nova on me tonight idk

I am a stim gal, rather than a penetration kinda gal

>>8263409
>>8263437
>>8263447
>>8263457
>>8263475
Please fuck them on cam and upload.

>>8263565
>>8263567
>>8263570
these are fucking hilarious. God damn.

>>8264339
>I am a stim gal, rather than a penetration kinda gal

no, you are a faggot that like to pretend to be a girl

>>8264207
Its men. Wanting to see another dude fuck a rubber ass.

>>8263573
Didn't realize they made a Lolitabot doll.

>>8264372
Or she is a gal and you're just a bitter, close-minded fuck shaming someone anonymously on the internet. "Grow up or get out." - the Future.

>>8263485
kek, this is awkward to watch

>>8263573
How aggressive

>>8264406
Oh, did you forget what site you were on? That's cute.

>>8264406
cuck

>>8264487
you realize it's only the porn boards and b that act that childish, right?

>>8263573
Am I supposed to be laughing this much that my sides are in another galaxy far far away?

>>8263457
Shave your fucking arms you monster.

>>8263485
This man! How does he do this with a straight face?!

>>8264547
No it isn't, retard.

With love, /jp/

>>8264144

I lol'd Anon. Thank you.

>>8264406

>m'lady

>>8263573
This is frightening.

>>8263591
sauce?

>>8263485
>Fuck my big black ass
I thought this thread was for porn, not laughs.

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>>8264566
that is....a very goood question.....

>>8263409
>>8263437
>>8263447
Can someone explain why they have to have such a huge fucking bulge? Looks like a big fucking ball sack under those undies.

>>8264629
P U F F Y V U L V A

>>8263573
"Kill me please"

>>8263818
Stick a hose in one hole, it gets flushed out the other. I'm sure the interior is water proof otherwise you'd quickly get spunk fungus (spungus?) growing in your big black ass.

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>>8264406
>>8264547
Here's your (you)

>>8264594

http://fapality.com/1657/

It is truly incredible.

>>8263485
>hell, you can go at it with a friend

wat

>>8263564

thats a malfunktioning power planer

>>8263758
lol cry more about how unsatisfying you are to women

>>8263565
Does this guy have two holes in his dick!?
IS THIS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET YOUR DICK PIERCED!? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

>>8263485
This man is a salesman god!!!!!

He could sell a katchup dildo to a woman wearing white gloves

>>8263409
Looked it up, these run close to one grand each. Still want one though

>>8263573
"Christ not this shit again"

>>8263409
id be too embarrassed to buy one, but this looks amazing to fug

>>8263573
I found this way too disturbing for 2am, how its nose bends and distorts freaks me out.

Holy fuck this thread.

>>8265640
cutebois prefer to fuck plastic

>>8263573
He's dominative, I like.

>>8263573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4D3UdxM3OU

>>8263564
Dude, they literally just strapped a dildo to a fucking orbital sander.

>>8263573
Well, no sleep tonight.

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>>8265610
>>8265640
>>8265667

>>8265610
>>8265640
>>8265667
>>8265705

source!

>>8265769
>viewkey=ph55ddcb8220e3f

>>8263485
he's a professional. so serious

>>8265779
I dont fucking now the url of every porn site in the web

>>8265826
Literally type that in on google you dopey cunt it's the first result

Also it's pornhub, all of their videos have that url, so it's not unreasonable for him to expect you to recognise it

>>8265862
I dont go to pornhub so much

>>8263409
>>8263414
>>8263437
>>8263443
>>8263447
>>8263457
>>8263475

The asses are ok, but it's really the pillow that seals the deal. I'm jelly as fuck

>>8263409
>>8263437
>>8263447
>>8263457
>>8263475
Any webm of these getting fucked?

>>8264385

It's the reverse. I want to see that big rubber ass get fucked. The man is a necessary evil.

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>>8265610
>>8265640
>>8265705

This fucker got paid to fuck his waifu. Holy shit man, when will it be my time?

>>8263573
this made me fucking die laughing

>>8264947
No, it's just that the middle part of the hole is narrowed and it looks like there are two holes. I know because I have the exact same thing.

>>8263409
Can you fuck that thing? I feel like there's no videos of it being fucked.

>>8263573
Never laughed so hard in my life

are these really worth it? like idk man i feel like it has alot of requirements no offense single,living by youself have enough money to get it, what happens when you get in a relationship and these just go to waste idk

>>8266242
Go to waste? You can always fuck it while she's not home.

>>8266242
if you had one of these why would you want to be in a relationship?

>>8263573
this nigga....
this nigga got serious problems...
and he's just walking around somewhere...

>>8266158
Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator

>>8263573
My sides hurt.
>>8263747 lmao

>>8263577
Well.. that... was.... fast.

>>8264612
That was fucking epic lmfao.

>>8266337
He could have been fucking that thing for hours.

>>8266344
Perhaps.

>>8263409
Oh that looks neat, I wouldn't mind owning one of tho...
>$950
Welp, looks like it's back to ghetto hookers for me

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>>8263457

>>8266284
Right?

i just want to point out that the rubber used in those toys is toxic

>>8263567
Who the hell buys a fleshlight... and cuts off most of the shaft? That's like 3 inches of fuckable space left

>>8266532
Well that's still twice as much as I need

>>8266289
Actually, no. seductivemidnightcandy

>>8266481
No, it`s not!

>>8266481
source?

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>>8265985

>>8264240

how long have you been a virgin?

all whores are unique and deserve complete exploration

the whore with the smaller throat makes sure that the whore with the larger throat has her throat in completion of its purpose

it is not the length that matters, but rather feeling the fullness of the filling

>>8263485
>you can go at it with a friend

What did he mean by this?

>>8266532

>3 inches of fuckable space
>3 inches

Just answered your own question there champ

Why is everybody cuming so fucking quickly?

>>8266675
Too much masturbation I think.

>>8266675
no pressure to last for a long time, same with me when I fuck my Meiki, I barely last 2-3 minutes, but with a real girl I can last as long as I want. Last time I fucked was 2 years ago though, fake pussies = life now

>>8265659
>>8265661
>>8265662
>>8265665
I love how its fucking censored... God damnit japan. get your shit together.

>>8264612
LMAO my stomach fucking hurts now

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>>8264612

>>8263573
Look. He almost lasted 30 seconds. Proud of him

>>8264589
YLYL thread's over here bud >>8266186

>>8266598
Source on the music?
Really digging that music.

>>8263447
goddamn i saw this on /jp/ and they look so appealing. though theyre so expensive.

I just want to worship the ass

>>8263591
>>8263597

Let's just stick with fake girls please or else I might vomit.

>>8264905
>>8264853
life like texture ;_;

>>8265174
Why? Its not like you have to go to a store in person to buy one. Im sure it will be shipped discreetly

>>8263409
>>8263437
>>8263447
SOURCE?
INFO?
BUY LINK?
IF OC MAKE MORE

>>8269447
google the link of the webm for fucking sakes. Stop being so fucking useless.

>>8263409
Any vids of the Junk-In-Da-Trunk from pipedream?

>>8263447
is that Eren Jeager's mom?

>>8263581
So I invested in a fleshlight and I really fucking like it.
How does a real doll compare?

>>8265143
What are they called? Where can I get one?

>>8268845
look at witcher 3 soundtrack something like that.

>>8263485
This was so informative, thanks ;)

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>>8263485
hahahaha oh my god, I wonder if that guy thought in his wildest dreams that he would say "fuck my big black ass" in front of a camera before.

hahahahahah

>>8270006
What?

>>8265167
kek

>>8265954
Jesus, more of these?

>>8270712
Looks good for prone bone but not much else. And why are the lips bright orange on an african woman?

>>8270656
>>8270665
This guy is a professional

>>8263573
kek

>>8264406
*vapes aggressively*

>>8263409
Where can one simply buy one

>>8264629

I was thinking the same thing. I thought it may have been a toy of a trap at first.

>>8264947

I have a friend who had something like that but for whatever reason, his dick didn't completely close up at the tip.. He was able to put on a ring as if it was pierced but it was just how his dick formed. His GF liked it apparently.

>>8263577

kek. He jerked off way longer than he was fucking the doll.

>>8269727

THAT is a good wife.

>>8263485
>>8265059
>>8270665

Someone has got to merge this with some ad that Billy Mays did. It would be epic.

>>8264947
>>8266024
>>8271829
I have a "friend" who has the same thing. It's just normal variation.

>>8264547
No, actually
The other boards sure are better, but don't for a second think that you can actually say shit like
>close-minded fuck shaming someone
>"grow up or get out" - the Future
You'd get laughed at. The only board that might not laugh at you would be /lbgt/, but they'd still want you to get the fuck out.

>>8272027
/co/ and /tg/ have no problem with it

>>8269727
What kind of toy is this? I know it's a massager but what style/brand?

>>8263475
>>8263437

Can someone give me source on the pillow characters?

>>8272401
just a regular old vibrator

its been quite awhile since i last seen it. Does anyone of the greentext of a anon finding a ass shaped sex toy in a ditch covered in grime? I recall it leading up to him leaving to go find it.

>>8272467
http://myfigurecollection.net/item/229490
http://myfigurecollection.net/item/248330

>>8265610
>>8265640
>>8265667
>>8265705
holy shit if you're gonna make a fucking webm atleast make the audio mono and come through both left and right if you cant make it stereo. it fucking irks me when i can only hear something in my left or right ear.

>>8265497
Kek nice glutes

>>8270665
The generic metal music at the end makes this even more hilarious.

>>8263573
kek, reminds me of that Kazoobie Kazobo webm

>>8265610
>>8265640
>>8265667
>>8265705

It was interesting for about 10 seconds. Even with two girls, the way the guy and girls sound they make sex sound so boring it would be more interesting paying your taxes or getting your teeth cleaned. Lost my boner to boredom.

>>8263577
>>8271838

I've seen a couple of these before, so you can't cum inside a real doll worth thousands? I read you can bring them in the shower or bath.

>>8272685
No reason you can't, but a lot of guys like the visual of cumming on instead of inside. Thats why there is so little creampie porn compared to facial porn.

>>8263485
i'll fuck that 3rd hole

>>8266284
he even post this...

>>8272556

Thanks, man.

>>8263758
not true, the clit doesn't work that way

>>8270712
>anime girl unboxing
omfg ahahahahaha

>>8263447
>>8263437
Holy shit i'd never thought i'd fap to that one day

>>8263409
>>8263437
>>8263447
>>8263457
>>8263475
>$930
Fuck no
>But I would still buy one anyway

>>8264853
>>8264905
it depresses me that those gave me a boner.

>>8263485
lmao

>>8263457
My arm is about as hairy or even slightly hairier than his. What is the problem with body hair?

Can't stand a real beastly man entering your sex toy or what?

I never tried one, but I just can't see them being much better than using your hand. Unless they made one that contracts and stuff.

>>8264612
110% accurate

>>8272598
It's webms like these that make me happy one of my earphones broke so I cut it off

>>8275062
Who the fuck let you out of the barn?

>>8275062
there's a difference between being hairy and being a wookie

alright, I'm looking for something, and I just can't find it

I wanna see a girl eating out one of these fake asses. God damn that would be amazing, just her face -> fake ass

>>8266284
This guy could be any one of your friends and you'd never know it until he snapped.

>>8265985
Is that what was happening there? The audio was so bad I couldn't hear what was being said.

>>8264339

dude, so worth it. My gf and I have a medium kelvin, nova and tucker (I also ended up with a free large nova because BD fucked up).

she started using nova in her strapon and holy o omg fml, when that knot...

mind blown.

do that. do him a favour lol

>>8279978
He isn't up for anal, too painful or something idk

But yeah for me I crave clit play more than penetration, I'm hoping to get a lil' vibe of the dragon tongue.

I'm excited for his toy to arrive. We ordered a dragon muzzle in good luck colors (bright metallic green and gold)


I sold my Kelvin and crackers today rip. They weren't my thing.

>>8280000
Sorry I'm not very fluid in replies rn, tired as fuck

>>8275062
Settle down Sasquatch

>>8263409
Nice but too expensive for a fake ass, buy the real thing, that way you dont have to clean it when youre done.

>>8280000
checked.

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>>8280000

>>8263573
>17 seconds with a doll
Damn, son. That's sad.

>>8265826
You're the reason why I support abortion

>>8265826
google it you dipshit

>>8269486

it just brings up 4chan

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>>8266284
be glad he's taking it out on this on not a real human being

sexbots are gonna solve a lot of problems in the future

>>8266284
This whole thread makes me feel that shame is a very important emotion for individuals and the greater public.

>>8266638
>>8264720
It has an anus and a vagina. Two people can use it at the same time.

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>>8280000

>>8264853
>>8264905
anyone have busty aichan or any more tit webms?

>>8263591
I wonder if anyone has ever deep thtoated a dong and accidentally swallowed it and pooped it out.

>>8283284
that shit wouldnt pass through your digestive system tho

>>8283324
So what do you think would happen?
Surgery?

>>8273356
femanon that used to use a bullshit strong vibrator: wrong, yes they do. The desensitization is just temporary. Now sit down

>>8283334
I'm assuming it wouldn't get past the stomach; it'd be too big. So my guess would be you'd have to puke it back up. Or, if its completely stuck and it couldn't be extracted, then yeah, surgery

>>8275062
its fucking gross that's why retard

>>8264589
sauce???

>>8280000
Fuck whatever gay shit you wrote, but checked

>>8282307
google "25 inch seductive fantasia" the title of the webm. Stop being so fucking useless.

>>8275062
Just shave em, man. Unless you have a girlfriend into bears or some shit.

>>8263437
I need this because reasons

>>8285326
Not a single bit of footage of those being fucked.

Can I buy a $5 one from China or will it not work?

My bank account is tied to my parents and I can't randomly drop $130 on a fucktoy

>>8264207
usually the dicks aren't connected to plastic abs and chests.

>>8270712

>gloves

Why did I click the audio half expecting to hear "JEEELYE BEELYE PEET REHT GUMMAI CANDAI"

>>8266242
>what happens when you get in a relationship
You'd use it when you want some action, but she's away. You know, the same shit she does with a dildo when you are gone.

But let's be honest here, most anons don't want a real relationship and are okay with their waifu and fucking these things instead.

>>8285442
Buy a $30 toy (ask for the packaging to be removed if you are Canadian) and some good lube. /jp/ has a buyers guide.
Most companies deliver discreetly. Wrapped in black plastic, inside a brown box, with a label that has no mention of what's inside. Your bank account will likely show a purchase from some random tech company.

Your only challenge is getting to the door before your parents do. If they ask what in the box, lie and tell them you ordered some new computer parts.

>>8282489
>live to see sex bots become a thing
>continue to live until they start complaining MUH RIGHTS
This is the future we chose

>>8263409
>Anonymous 03/16
Source pls

>>8263437
Soooouurce

>>8267437
Fuck, why is this so funny? I feel like I must be an obnoxious cunt if I find this shit funny.

>>8279952
They strapped a virtual sex thing to his face, told him to fuck a girl while pretending it's the person on the VR device, then they had him fuck the fake ass pussy then the real girl to see if he could tell the difference. Then again this is all staged and basically an infomercial for the pornhub twerk ass toy the site created and keeps trying to sell you. I kinda wanna see them try this on an actual dude again. With better audio quality

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>>8263485
>>8263579
>>8271884
HERE'S MY BEST OFFER.

Having used a onahole, I can say that they are a waste of money. They rip easily if you use it more than once and cleaning sucks

>>8264339
>bad dragon dragon muzzle
googled this
went to the product page
STILL HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT THIS IS

>>8286927
whats this somethings making my dick hard
8/10 doll and cumshot

>>8263573
living the dream man

>>8286922
its this bad-dragon com/products/dragonmuzzle

>>8266675

cumshot vids

>>8286851
fucking one really isnt that great either. It's better than fapping but not by a lot. The only reason I bought an ass was because I have a huge facesitting fetish. God damn its awesome

>>8272685
You can, but it's easier to clean up.

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>>8287537
Can you recommend any that are good for simulated pussy licking? Pic mildly related

They're all from an onahole thread on /jp/

>>8287566
Source?

>>8288113
ghostbusters

>>8287537
you can't use any lube on them except KY and who would by that shit just for an onahole?

Hnnnng

>>8288676
You can any water based lube and most oil based ones, just not silicon based ones. I recommend Pjur lube.

>>8288760
There are no sex stores around here, got anything that comes from a dollar store or something?

>>8288774
You're on the internet, buy online.

>>8285442
Underage detected

>>8265665
Is that mami from madoka??????????questionmark

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Dog penis dildo

>>8286727
wonderfull

>>8272377
Both of which are basically /lbgt/.

Just leave.

>>8288862
Holy shit that vagina and ass have been destroyed.

>>8264612
i am dying

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>>8280000

more webms please :D

>>8263485
lmao
>if you wash this
>err when you wash this

>>8263409
I would buy one if I wasn't poor.

It seems like a comfy pillow.

>>8264629
They took a normal size one with a realistic mound size, then instead of making just the ass bigger, they scaled up the entire thing.

>>8263409
Can we see you nailing this thing?

>>8289870
It's not his. It was stolen from /jp/. If anything, OP here posted it here in hopes that someone who does have these would bang it for us.

>>8286922
It's a dragon mouth

Its like flashlight, except this one isn't pussy themed, and is meant to be a blowjob experience

>>8289954
Fleshlight* stupid autocorrect

>>8289347
This shit is why people laugh at male sex toys. If their own marketers are saying "if" you clean it, you know most of these toys will be gross and crusty after a week.

And you can't even boil these to sterilize them like a dildo.

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while the whole doll fucking thing is still creepy, I've got to say it has come a long way from what it was before

>>8263485
Lost

>>8286940
>>8286940
Is that a black dude?

>>8290098
>legs covered in hair
>palms the same color as the back of his hand
no, he's italian

>>8290234
With all that hair, he's Mongolian

I just got a Puni Ana DX. It's the bomb

>>8284223
its a vine. i actually knew the kid in this video

>>8263591
this doesn't seem hot, but it also seems way way less disgusting than it should, like hardly at all
>>8263597
this one is more... eugh
it must be the reactions, the girls in the first one seem fine with it
so weird
>>8264372
you know the porn boards get more femanons than most, and other than tit-flashers they skew towards the hardcore stuff, right? or is this your first day?

>this whole thread
>men with sex toys
baka desu desu senpai

>>8264547
/v/irgin here, lmaoing at your life desu senpai

>>8266623
How long have you been autistic?

Seriously, you sound like whoever the hell wrote that one greentext about the Eastern European amputee sex slaves.

>>8288862
I require sauce!

>>8291692
never mind i didnt see the tiny fucking tmblr in the corner

>>8268966
pussy lol

>>8263409
Just wait until that realistic robot technology becomes common and accesible then I can have my anime waifu give me a blowie without me having to do any work.

>>8263437
Neet

>>8291930
lol, wow. Just... Wow

>>8290054
and i gotta say i crymyself to sleep for 25yo virgin

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>>8291930
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

>>8291930
Holy fuck kek

>>8272685
It's easier to clean up, a lot of those dolls comes with fixed vaginas (you can't take them out) so if you screw that up you need to buy another doll. Mold and improper cleaning are the easiest ways to screw that up.

Always make sure the doll comes with an insertable option that lets you change the vagina that way when it gets worn out or you screw up you can get a new one.

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>>8292098

>>8263409
>>8263437
>>8263447
>>8263457
>>8263475
I want to see one of these get fucked

>>8273356
Lol, yes they do faggot

>>8288774
> Complains about the lack of sex stores
> WHEN FUCKING AMAZON SELLS LUBES, HOLES AND VIBES!

Wow I haven't seen a post this stupid in a while.

>>8291930
sauce?

>>8265779
based

>>8286727
Pretty good. I loved the part when he says "chops nuts"

>find a cute asian sex doll on that geek site for 19$, order it on a whim
>check the product rating AFTER the fact like an idiot
>multiple 1 stars, in various languages, saying the item isn't as described and is a piece of junk
Well fuck. I just want a cute plastic waifu I can dress up and then fuck silly without paying a thousand bucks

>>8263409
God damn. I am seriously considering dropping a grand for this. I'm deranged.

>>8265640
The age of cucking women over virtual girls has begun.

>>8291930
Dude what

>>8293383
Seconded

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>>8293383
scrubs

>>8291930
Lol i died