Impale thread

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>>8220817
does my daily workout routine count?

great thread idea wish i could contribute

>>8220817
This is one of the best feeling and most satisfying positions as a man imo. Is there any other term for this other than impale? Nothing to contribute though sadly

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i think its bout time we got some bonus points on this thread

>>8224688
Suspended Congress is the particular jargon I think

>>8223914
who's this?

>>8224719
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAUCE!

>>8227025
http://www.porntrex.com/video/9699/tiny-4k-angel-smalls-my-18th-birthday

Your welcum

>>8226985
Thanks Mr Skeletal

Can anyone tell me how to do this position properly? I have a small/lightweight gf and holding her isn't a problem, but every time we try it ends up awkward and we cant really fit together. Have any of you guys done this successfully?

>>8227836
Sit your lady down on the arm of a couch or on a table so her legs are hanging over - like she's on a doctor's table. Stand in front of her and flex your arms and hook your elbows underneath her knees. Place your hands under her shoulders or by holding her at the hips, and have her hands over the nape of your neck or draped and hanging on by her shoulders. The rest of the positioning and standing for you depends on each of your proportions, so you need to customize as necessary, but maybe this position isn't for you and you need to quit obsessing and try something else.

>>8222737
This is why i lift.

Fucking so hot.

>>8225894
chick is natalia starr, guy is Johnny Sins if u r into that

>>8227836
Yeah it's pisseasy. I'm skelly as fuck but can do this.
>>8227881 is one way to move into the position, here's mine.
>Have sex on bed, her on top cowgirl
>Move to the end of bed, dropping your feet to teh floor
>bring her legs around the front and hook your elbows behind her knees
>Sit up
So you're now sitting on the bed with her on your cock facing you, the next bit is the trick
>stand up

That's it.

>>8222737
>have a date witha 5 foot skinny asain this weekend.

I cant wait for this

>>8227836
only did this once so dont know if theres a better method
>have her sit on the edge of a table
>start fucking
>she will automaticaly hold on to you
>grab her but/lower back
>pull her from the table
>fuck her in the air

>>8228043
thanks mate. she looks like someone i know. those are the best porn stars arent they.

>>8222737
Sauce?

>>8226985
Disgusting lack of buttcheeks.

>>8226985
Doot doot

>>8227077
>>8229821
She does seems to need calcium. And proteins too. And pretty much all nutrients, srly someone feed that poor girl.

>>8223914
You can tell he is in it for the work out

>>8221075

sauce jesus christ

>>8230482
Conan the barbarian

>>8230484
wanted sace, kek'd

>>8227636
Sauce?

>>8230737

Momoko and Eric Lewis, probably Wow girls or Wow porn

>>8227891
Is not so fun in reality

Honestly i came here expecting gore.

>>8221075
fuck this girl is hot as fuck

>>8226985
thats disgusting