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>>8096693
perfect dick
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>>8096699
if i saw him on the streets i would totally just have assumed he was a fat lesbian

she is hot though...sauce on her?
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>>8096688
Bump
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>>8096699
keeeeeek
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>>8096699
Sauce?
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>>8096699

sauce!!!
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>>8096699
Good for him.
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>>8096688
Killing myself now. I will have my revenge when you bitches show up. enjoy you're pain free life while you can. You're asses will be mine forver to rape without rest.
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>>8096699
Stupid fat cunt deserves this. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS? REALLY NIGGA? HAVE YOU NO SHAME? YOU LET WOMEN WIN YOU WEAK ASS CUNT!
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>>8099192
What an adorable old lady.
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>>8099198
>>8096699
It's nice to see realistic male bodies being represented in porn
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>>8099358
fuck I been she seen a lot of small dicks in her life but for a fucking gook to laugh at your cock size I would literally an hero right there and then
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>>8096699
sauce please
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>>8096699
anyone got link?
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Dumpan
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i look like john holmes compared to these guys...
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>>8100522
nice
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>>8100619
how does 1 piss with that?
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I always feel better about my dong after seeing these threads
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>>8100639
my thoughts exactly
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>>8100619
lmao at 1:34
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>>8100507
wtf? that cock is actually tiny, and its a normal pornsite, not some fetish jap shit.
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>>8100666
Yeah it WAS her boyfriend and she only did scenes with him. All her early shit is with him. That's not the case anymore though.
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>>8099192
That fucking hipster fuck that hits her should be imprisoned.
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>>8099267
underrated post
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>>8096699
This is surprisingly hot.
Given that i hate porn with older fat dudes.
Anyone got sauce?
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>>8100619
what a nightmare
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>>8100670
ouch
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>>8103722
woops wrong one
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>>8099192
Based
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>>8099267
Nice fedora
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>>8099135
source on that vid?
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>>8096688
Anything smaller than 15 cm is not a dick, its a disgusting bump of a sissy beta cuck.
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>>8105252
Video game dunkey
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>>8105263
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>>8100513
Who is she?
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>>8100525
Sauce pls
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>>8105364
No idea the name of the girl. I didn't make those.
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>>8096699
SAUCE?
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>>8099192
Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>8100676
I laugh at this comment that comes up every time the video is posted more than I do the video, the dude literally nudges her.
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>>8100554
Source?
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>>8100554
>Source?
Giant ass tag in the corner. I'm not going to google for you and give you a streaming link because you are on your phone and too lazy to do so.
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>>8105373
>>8105252
>>8099119
>>8099374
http://stream-mydirtyhobby.biz/view/queenparis-unglaublicher-teenysex-mit-jan-18-in-der-dusche
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Hey guys, I'm around 4" soft and 7.5" hard.

Any drugs or techniques I can use to keep my dick *softer* during oral? I'd really like to watch my girl fit the whole thing in her mouth but right now she just gags.
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>>8099232
Literally what the fuck are you raging about?
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>>8105426
Poor guy looks like he just been raped.
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>>8096693
sauce?
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>>8100670
What's his name?
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>>8105522
Does it matter? He's not going to continue in porn with that cock. He's only in the vids he's in because of her
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>>8105522
>>8105531
In some vid titles he's Sean
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>>8103722
damn that's one small penis
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He might be a g-grower
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>>8105221
Thoroughly average cock
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>>8100566
Source?
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>>8105591
No idea but goddamn I wish I knew. Found it posted here. All my searches turn up nothing. I have one more.

>webm related.
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>>8099267

Sing it brother
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>>8100581
ew, blow your nose
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>>8100504

Every GH Shelby has done is fucking gold. You see every guy spray on her tongue and she smiles. DIAMOND.
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>>8100517

At least trim your shit dude, you don't have to shave but at least clean it up.
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>>8105625
I think the inside of her nose is just shiny. Mine is the same way. It's lighter color and kinda thin skin.
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>>8100507
>>8100504
>>8100511
>>8100513
>>8100522
>>8100525
>>8100532

See, I have a normal sized dick, so most girls won't throat it all the way. These guys have a small dick and the girl won't even fucking put it in her mouth when it wouldn't even cause her any annoyance. Jesus that fucking annoys me. only
>>8100536
is doing it right
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>>8100518
source
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>>8099267

... no.

Its not.
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>>8100530
source?
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>>8100592
sauce????
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>>8105252

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeHjN4oWVfk
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>>8100522
Never knew Dodger did GHS.
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>>8105384
He lost.
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>>8100619
Wow it takes some balls to do that (metaphorically).
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>>8099232
oh look another kid who thinks cursing is cool
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>>8096693
i'm average, slightly bigger than this guy, but cock looks very much alike.

lately, too much porn has made me feel insecure about my average penis.

and now, porn have made me feel good again about my average penis. thanks.
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>>8100549
>>8100623
http://xhamster.com/movies/1756640/woman_with_big_tits_sucks_small_cock.html
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>>8099267
17/12 well fucking played chap.
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From the Sara Jay BangBus episode.
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>>8100558
sauce on this ?
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>>8100522
source?
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>>8100566
that guy must have shitloads of money
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>>8100562
so lucky
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>>8099267
10/10
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>>8100558
fuck that would feel amazing
>tfw no prepubescent penis
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>>8100544
Sauce
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For science
>Measurements vary, with studies that rely on self-measurement reporting a significantly higher average than those with staff measuring. As of 2015, a systematic review of the best research to date on the topic has concluded that the mean length of an erect human penis is approximately 13.12 ± 1.66 cm (5.17 ± 0.65 in).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size
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>>8109512
If you're not giving correct inch fractions, you're a mainstream faggot.
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>>8110168
>inches
yeah, i remember those US backwoods units
(google says it's 5.1653543 inches)
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>>8099267
20/16
get with the times people!
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>>8105385
He clearly startles her. She's a hundred years old for Christ's sake. If she wants to Heil Hitler, take your tattooed hand and shove it up your ass.
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>>8099135
kekd
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>>8100544
salsa
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>>8100619
It's funny because they probably don't know he gets off on them laughing at him, and are doing exactly what he wanted.
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>>8109512
It amazes me that the average could be anything lower than 6. It just seems so small.
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>>8114563
well, reality is boring.

>average could be anything lower than 6. It just seems so small.
I now you realize that more than half of the cocks out there are smaller than 5.17 inches.
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>>8109512
no fucking way 5.1653543 inches, my dick seems tiny and its like 7 inches
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>>8115378
>my dick seems tiny and its like 7 inches
well you just learned you have a large penis.

due to porn we're all conditioned to believe that 20 cm are average
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>>8114563
Imagine the development of modern humans, how many years of rape, warfare and competition for basic food resources were there?
Big dick is disadvantageous, more difficult to fuck girls with (to completion and without tearing her pussy in a rape situation possibly leading to infection/death) were more vulnerable to damage (chimps regularly attack each other's genitals) plus it requires more blood and slows you down.
Not saying I wouldn't prefer a large penis in a modern setting but it makes sense historically that we don't all have donkey cocks
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MORE PLS!
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>>8114563
>>8115378
porn stars are manlets with tiny legs
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>>8096688
>Average
yup that's average :^)
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>>8115712
I'd imagine a large penis would allow for easier impregnation? as in, it would physically place the sperm closer to where it needs to be than a small dick.
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>>8116769
you just need like 3 inches to penetrate dude
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>>8105644
ok.
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>>8100536
source pls..
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OC
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>>8119015
Dats gay man
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>>8100543
can someone please tell me how this hairy, fat bastard can get such a beautiful and amazing woman to take his disgusting penis into her mouth?
Like, honestly how does such a thing even happen?
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>>8120946
he has money
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>>8099358
source?
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>>8100517
source
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>>8096688
>biggie smalls
kek
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>>8120946
I remember the dude posting, she's some Brazilian who likes to suck dick. Most women will have sex with you if they really like you.
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>>8120946
ikr. must be the confidence, i'm betting. i consider myself a 7, and a bunch of girls say i'm actually a 8.5 but i have no social life. the girls i know are only due to years of awkward coexistence which led to friendships. the last time i had a social event was in highschool, for a class trip. not even kidding. i'm 24 now and literally a kissless virgin.
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this thread makes me feel good because my cock is actually bigger than almost every cock in the thread. Years of porn full of 10-14"cock has made me feel like I am tiny as fuck. Nice to know I'm not alone with my 5.5"
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>>8121908
Name?
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>>8122041
Kalyn Arianna - AKA: Barbie, Evelyn, Kaylen, Kayln
here is a different vid she did
http://www.free18.net/video-kalyn-arianna-anal-fucked-watch-18521.html
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>>8122107
Thanks anon
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>>8122118
of course. the webm is a clip of her as evelyn for "amateur allure"
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>>8121908
>Shallowthroat
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>>8120946
being "ugly" is not an instafail
being "handsome" and rich isn't an instawin

both ugly and handsome men fail to understand that

try to get close to a lady you're into because of more things than finding her sexy and treat her neither as superior or inferior and it can happen

as soon as I stopped judging people and tried to accept them and have fun I started having sex
I'm poor, ugly, have a small dick and live with my mother

also, of course, lower your standards, both visually and intellectually

and don't give up everything just because one girl didn't want to talk to you
try to talk to 20 girls until you start one conversation
start 20 conversations until you get a good conversation
get 20 good conversations until you get a kiss
get 20 kisses until you get sex

in short, talk to a 100 new girls and you'll probably get laid like 5 times

and before you think it's unfair, ladies have a lot of trouble getting a dude that is not a rapist and can make them cum
it's hard for everyone
as soon as you accept that, the sooner you'll get laid
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>>8100507
I have a thing for tiny dicks and fat nasty guys. I don't know what it is. Just something I fantasize about..
I'd definitely be all over this guy. That dick curve would hit the G-spot like crazy
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>>8114556
its funny because one of them probably has an IQ of 80, and the other one has some kind of heart problem she'll die from at 40
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>>8120946
you obviously dont know what love is
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>>8100507
Fuck man, I bet it feels great to have your gf hold your whole cock with one hand
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>>8100507
my cock at least fits in both my hands and i thought that was small baka porn has got me depressed
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>>8105263
>t. 15cm dicklet
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>>8105412
This webm is old as fuck and yet everyone here refuse to sauce it. I tried many times to find it with no avail (free steaming that is). You can search the link but it takes you to some premium website.
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>>8100536
holy fuck his dick is literally half of mine. I have no idea how you guys can fucking make a girl orgasm PIV. Goddamn this thread is awesome. big confidence booster haha
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>>8122678
>try to talk to 20 girls until you start one conversation
>start 20 conversations until you get a good conversation
>get 20 good conversations until you get a kiss
>get 20 kisses until you get sex
>in short, talk to a 100 new girls and you'll probably get laid like 5 times

Sorry but 20x20x20x20 is 1 out of 160000, not 5 out of 100.
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>>8105603
SAUCE
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>>8126627
You don't read well do you? No one knows
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>>8096693
thats my dick except im brown
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pretty funny that most of you guys are so mind-warped from watching professional porn that you equate having a normal sized cock with guys who have micro penis. sign of the times i guess.
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>>8100507
sauce?
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>>8126712
literally the filename
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>>8124829
that text doesn't mean what you think it means. it doesn't say that every 20th girl will talk with you. it means that you talk with 19 until one responds positively, after that you might have more luck.
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>>8099371
I too would an hero. Instantly
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>>8096699
she's trying... but not that hard.
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>>8122678

I would be super depressed if I had a 5% hit ratio
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>>8100517
His erect penis is the size of my flaccid penis. I feel so bad for him.
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>>8103724
>some loser actually spent a part of his life making this.
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>>8126996
well other losers also paid him to
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>>8126883
that's not an erect penis
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>>8115378
I feel the same way being ~7. But for me sometimes it seems big and sometimes small. Makes no sense from a psychological view because it's almost always the same.

Sure, sometimes it's not exact, but it's never an inch difference.
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THIS THREAD CONFIRMS IT
SMALL BLACK DICKS ARE A MYTH.
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>>8129320
Nobody wants small black dick porn, thats like, small horse dick porn, who do you think searches for that? Interracial is all about the humiliation and disgust of it its basically beast porn. Nobody wants to be reminded they are people by seeing an average black dick. It would be like seeing one of those starving african commercials in porn form.
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>>8126883

his erect penis is smaller then my flaccid one
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>>8122678

it was just an example, don't get worked up over it
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>>8126846
you'll never know your hit ratio, just keep talking to chicks
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>>8105603
yeah saucer
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>>8122678
lol. no. you should aim higher than that. you should try to fuck the hottest chicks, always. that's why i'll die a virgin, because I'm fucking ugly, smallest dick I ever seen, and not a single hot chick wants to fuck him. I won't settle. They sure don't.
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>>8129320
I tell ya, being a white guy with a small/ave dick would be prree bad.
But just for a second imagine you're a black with a small dick.
Oh dear
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>>8129320
>he doesn't know ruggasmalls
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Anyone save that closeup creampie webm where its just him fucking her pussy closeup while she spreads it and she laughs as he cums in her?
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>>8099192
that's hilarious. My grandma still gets sad when she thinks about germany losing the war. It's interesting how history is never really that far off
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>>8115712
>humans could have had donkey dicks if we werent all so violent and insane
jimmies rustled
>>8116769
well why dont women just make their vaginas shallower? and if your raping them, wouldnt they not be aroused, and not have their vagina extended anyways?
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>>8099192
granny is like 200% serious and everyone is just laughing. this is the best
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>>8096699
this fat piece of shit with a tiny dick isn't a virgin and i am
life isn't fair
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>>8105603
sauce?
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>>8105486
From what I See he fucked her. With 18 I was a minute man at best ... I was tense and horny and my cock wanted to shot that load ... Respect for the chubby doing this all in front of the cam, keep it hard and going ...
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>>8110168
I'd say imperial system is for idiots. 12 inches make a foot while 3 foot make a yard. 63360 inches or 5280 feet or 1760 yard make a mile. No wonder NASA lost a satellite for this ... We just add nulls when going from small to large. OK, how many inches are 52543,45 miles? In your head ...
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>>8134520
It's less fair for the dude born with the tiny dick you autistic fag
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>>8109182
I can tell you it's Brandi Belle
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>>8121908
I have never wanted sauce more in my life
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>>8134484
Hot damn thats fine!
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>>8100595
this is definitely someone giving themselves a handjob
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>>8122839
I'm sensing some bitterness
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>>8121890
sounds like me, feel sad
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Awesome. I feel a lot better about my self now.
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>>8100566
she's beautiful
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I need more of this
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>>8136823

sauuuce
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>>8115378
>its like 7 inches
>and its like
>its like
>like
you have a 5.17 inch penis faggot
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6 inch dick here. I'm obese. If I lost weight, would my dick be 8 inches?
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>>8138047
probably like 6.75 or something
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>>8096693
How big would you say that is? 6''-6,5''?
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>>8099192

Stop laughing at old people assholes. It's fucking ridiculous that is her family that's doing this
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>>8121908

this loops obscenely well
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>>8096693

im gonna go out on a limb here and say that this guy doesn't have a small penis, or even an average penis. this man has a large penis.
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>>8119015
>Scars
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>>8138523
Probably 5.5 inches? I've got a 6.5 and it looks gigantic compared to this guy.
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>>8120946
look its elliot rodger
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>>8105443
mdma
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>>8105221
Anybody got the sauce pls?
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>>8120946

You mean you, a straight man, finds repulsive a naked man? OH SHIT WHY GOD??
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>>8138610
you're either a manlet or have never seen your dick from the side
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>>8096693
that looks just like my cock
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>>8133362
Eh, old people kinda get deadpan a lot, they make jokes without laughing, either due to lack or energy or boredom with it.

In America we often joke about racism with members of older generations, I'd imagine it's the same thing in Germany and she knows they'll find it funny.
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>>8100566

That guy ain't even erect, wtf.
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>>8115401
This, I'm 24cm, but I still somehow feel inadequate.
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Whenever I need a self esteem boost I just come to one of these threads
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>>8129320

video6664394
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>>8138610
Manlet or skelly detected.
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>>8140219
nice memes
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>>8099232
Wat?
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>>8134520
Settle down, Rogers.
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>>8138547
>Stop laughing at old people

You must live in a retarded stone age society, where you would get offended if i called your mom a slut. So yeah... You're mom is a slut
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>>8134484
>curvy

OBESE
FAT
HAMBEAST
WHALE
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>>8096699
Looking on my dirty hobby but i can't fucking find it.
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>>8096699
Daviddo-kun?
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>>8136823
name? i can see bangbros
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>>8096688
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>>8100566
HNGGGG THOSE EYES
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>>8105443
Poke a bunch of holes into it.
But yeah, i like that too, getting limpy sucked just feels better.
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>>8140560

fucken Gaben. Then again.. I'm sure the real Gaben gets all the sex he wants.
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>>8100619
At this point this is almost literally just a big clitoris.
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>>8122678

>ladies have a lot of trouble getting a dude that is not a rapist

what the fuck dude
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>>8140680

If it's sex they regret, it was rape. Keep up.
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>>8122678
>and before you think it's unfair, ladies have a lot of trouble getting a dude that is not a rapist and can make them cum
Wait, so if a woman fails to make me cum i was raped?
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>>8115401
I also have a 7" but because I'm tall it looks smaller
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>>8140705
I don't think he's in 2015 - 2016 yet
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>>8115378
Same. After all these years I still feel like I'm measuring it wrong.
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>>8100518

so the guy just leaves his condom behind huh....
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>>8099358
Can we talk about growers here?
i lose my shaft entirely when im soft
on hot days, i can even hide the head
but i can manage 5-6 inches when hard
who else camera-lens cock here?
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>>8109512
I don't know, it seems very hard to believe.
Surely there most have been some bias involved?

I'm 17cm, and I feel like I'm on the small end of average.

I've sucked one dick in my life and it was like thrice as thick and 1.5 times as long. At least it felt that way.
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>>8141586
Pretty much the same. I go from tiny to 6' real fuckin' quick. Kinda fucks with my head sometimes, because I'll be like "Wow, I have a tiny dick." but then when I get hard I'm like "Actually naw, you're alright."
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Is there any truth to that "gain an inch for every 20 lbs you lose" meme?

And how do you jelq?
Every time I attempt jelqing I just end up jerking off
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>>8141682
>Is there any truth to that "gain an inch for every 20 lbs you lose" meme?

nope. none whatsoever if youre obese enough you can gain size two things:
1) from the fat pad going away
2) slightly smaller gains from improved bloodflow.

youd have to be an absolute landwhale to gain an inch.

20lbs would be too slight of a change to make a difference anyways. plus your genetics would require a loss of all pubic fat, not from other places fat collects.


> And how do you jelq?
> Every time I attempt jelqing I just end up jerking off

with an "OK" gesture with index finger and thumb.

you shouldnt be fully erect jelqing to begin. if you get hard, let it die down for a sec.

PS: jelqing as part of a PE routine DOES create gains, but done properly, these gains are temporary. "cementing" is a myth. any permanent gains are tissue/nerve damage, and you wont get as hard anymore.
IMO, PE is only useful for two groups....
1) the slightly below average guys trying to break average
2) the above average guys 6.5-7.25" trying to break into "big" cock size. really only useful if youre fucking size queens and sluts regularly.
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>>8141595
>>8115378
the scientific average will always be lower than the realistic average - or, what women come across during their sexual lifetime. ill let you guess the MANY reasons why this is the case.


>>8115712
evolutionarily speaking, there was a lot of sperm competition in our early history. a bigger dick is better able to fill up a vagina and scoop out competitors cum. this is why our cockheads are shaped the way they are.
it is also better at implanting the cum closer to the womb.


vaginas in a rape situation lubricate themselves. this is evolved.. women actually orgasm twice as much during a rape than consensual sex, unfortunately.
this is done to preserve their breeding. if it didnt get wet, that woman wouldnt bear children.
ever wonder why so many women have a pseudo-rape fetish??? its their most popular fantasy.
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>>8100562
Who is this?
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>>8141847
>temporary
how long exactly? could i not just jelq to maintain size?
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The fact that many of the posts here have much bigger penises then me and the fact that i'm the hairy fat fuck hurts. It's hard for me to fap most times because its impossible for me to self insert
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>>8099192

sober up faggots, she may have dementia, where parts of her memory are hazy, she maybe thinking that Hilter is still there and may have forgotten the ruin Hitler brought on Germany.
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>>8096699
A male facial expression has never been funnier in porn
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feelsgood to come in here and see a webm of myself this thread
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>>8142200
Hitler had a deformed micropenis, no wonder he was so mad and jealous of non-whites.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/wtf/medical-records-reveal-adolf-hitler-had-deformed-micropenis/news-story/70934b033c441d262481f8bd4c456b48

Typical. This thread proves it too.
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>>8114556
>you've activated my trap card!
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>>8122678
>get 20 good conversations until you get a kiss
ITS JUST A PRANK BRO
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>>8138589
Was about to say that
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BUMP!!!!
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>>8100592
fuck i watched this one first and did not expect him pull out that tiny nubbin i roared with laughter
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>>8141586
Yeah I know how you feel.
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>>8100554
source???
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>>8141586
Genuinely curious how common this is
and i don't just mean people with 2 inch floppies
I want to hear about dissappearing shafts
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the fact that make me mad is, those boys with small dick fuck a lot, i have a 7", 7" 1/2 and i didn't fuck yet. p.s. sorry for my english
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>>8145199
Improving your English is better for you than getting laid tbqh
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Dun ran outta dick: The Thread
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>>8099358
That look of resignation.... That prostration of despair.
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>>8121908
There used to be more gifs of her as Evelyn, but I haven't seen them in a long time
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>>8099192
If i saw this in the restraunt I'd smile and join her, give respect to you elders and whatnot
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