Women cumming

>>7825911
Cuc.ks will believe anything.

>women cumming
no such thing

>>7825994
>>7825996
this makes no sense to me. Why rub yourself when you could rub each other.

>>7826679
Or maybe you just suck so bad they couldn't cum.

>>7826728
>2015
>not mutually masturbating with sexual partners to avoid rape accusations

>>7826728
Because then its not 'I feel myself" (but "I feel someone else").

>>7826728
These are newbs/total amateurs who signed up for a "solo" scene, not a "lesbian" scene.

Yeah, its a fine line. . .

>>7825890
She looks like Buster Bluth.

The female orgasm is a myth. Those girls are just pissing and faking. No woman I have ever been with have ever came, ever. It's all acting you dupes will believe anything.

>>7827057
>No woman I have ever been with have ever came

Fleshlights don't cum.

>>7827057
You must have a small dick, or terrible sex skills. Because all the women I've ever been with have came hard and multiple times.

>>7827057
"IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY THAT ALL WOMEN EVERYWHERE ARE IN ON EXCEPT THE ONES I'VE BEEN WITH, WHO TOLD ME."

>>7827057
If you pass a baseline of sexual competency it depends mostly on the women you're with. My current girlfriend can only cum in a specific position from masturbating. When we have sex I can make her twitch and spasm against her will to the point that she loses control of her bladder, but she still only has orgasms from masturbating with a specific pose.

>>7827057
A girl I made out with came from grinding on my crotch. It happens, you're just a faggot.

>>7827181
Dude. You have got to fuck weird. Just sayin'.

>>7826000
checkd
>nice music too

>>7825901
man i wanna fuck to Physical Graffiti now

>>7827060
Kek

>>7825916
>dude is still limp even while a girl is having an orgasm WHILE sucking him
Shaking my gawd dang head family

>>7825911
burn victim eyes

>>7828026
>a weapon to surpass Metal Gear

>>7825994
>>7825996
>>7826728
>>7826857

Google: i feel myself quartet

>>7827057
You know when they cum, sometimes you can even see. My ex would twitch, grip things and shake and more juices would flow so you don't know what your talking about lol

>>7826878
fucking americans and their windows to brick walls

>>7827777

Always humorous when a retard catches quads.

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oc

>>7827057
Yeah, that sounds like solid science.
Except for all the science that says you're an idiot

>>7825901
sha has a great cunt

>>7827057
this guy knows

>>7825996>>7825994

the fact that the girl is masturbating with her clothes on is really hot actually
Is there more like that?

>>7826861
>>7827608
>>7829703
Aspen Rae

>>7826000
Love her just for floyd

>>7827981
Hello there

the angel from my nightmare

>>7826728
It feels different

>>7827999
sounds like a squirrel and leaks like a hoover dam... I'll call her Hoover Squirrel

>>7827777
Quads checked

>>7829549
oh, moar of this fat bitch
diamonds

>>7827057
being this bad at sex

>>7829610
A window's purpose is to let in natural light.
View is just a secondary commodity of a window.

Why do you think they put tiny windows in basements?

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volume up

>>7829778
>He insulted a nigger in porn. He must be retarded.

>>7829786
nice.

>>7827266
dude, same

>>7826861
MORE REPS MORE REPS!!!

>>7827987
>My hips are moving on their own!

>>7827057
It's kinda based on the women you are with. Had a gf that never came, only from masturbation. She probably needs a bigger guy or some fetish to cum, idk.
Another gf came really easy though, you can feel it. The vagina tightens and it gets all squishy/water-kind wet. Most of the time she needed a short break and was really sensitive.
Another girl i dated came by just petting / touching. It's really based on your girl, your appearance and ofc your dick. MOST of the girls I slept with didn't cum. Most of them lie when they say they did. Like i said, you can feel it. There are things that can't make me cum either. Most of the handjobs for example. Idk why but it really annoys me how unpredictable the other person is. Probably that's the reason why men always and women rarely cum. They can't predict your moves and use them in their favor, like a dildo (and are too shy to tell you).

inb4 "I make all of my girls cum"-virgin.

TL;DR
it's possible

>>7836398
No but really why would you piss in your floor like this?

>>7827057
>all those people taking this bait
This was so obvious it's more satire than bait and yet people still replied seriously. Fucking Poe's law at work.

>>7836610
Yeah, squirting exists, but this isn't that.

>>7826000
Time to come

>>7836715
this!

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>>7838215

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>>7838239
Wrong webbim, my bad

hey faggots, I'm going to fucking enlighten you because I'm feeling generous

yes, women can orgasm. No, squirting is not some magical liquid from a wizard organ. It's piss.

Here's why women piss when they cum: men would piss too, but we have a prostate. When we cum, our prostate blocks us from pissing. Women don't have a prostate. So, if a woman has urine in her bladder, and she relaxes her muscles and pushes, or "bears down" when she cums, piss will come out.

So there you go, now you know. Go back to fapping, faggots.

>>7825924
fucking great scene

>>7826861
dat gash

>>7827060
rekt

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>>7827060
mfw

>>7825897
Is that Geddy Lee with a pussy?

>>7825904
that's a nice pussy bro ;)

>>7828004
thanks for the posting. Is there more to this video? Who is the chick? Love the nipple piercing

>>7825897
She looks like one of my mates

>>7827057
>I CANT MAKE EM CUM THEY MUST BE LIARS :(((((

FTFY

>>7825924
How do you have a safe word for this?

Is it like "Make dolphin noises" or "Make an elephant sound" ?

>>7827060
savage

>>7827057

Check the thighs. If they're twitching, she's cumming. It's an easy thing to spot, and nobody has the kegel control to clench and unclench them that fast.

>>7836513
Men always cum because it's highly advantageous in an evolutionary sense. Take the gender that deposits their gamete and doesn't carry the young, then have them cumming on and into anything that moves means, and the species will propagate itself much faster.

If you have 1 guy and 100 girls, and if guy has 90% chance to cum you'll have roughly 90 babies.

If you have 1 girl and 100 guys, and the girl has a 90% chance to cum, you will get 1 baby assuming there aren't twins, and a fuck ton of Jerry Springer episodes

tl;dr

survival of the fittest

>>7825890
>women coming
>op posts fake orgasm
>no signs of abdominal or leg spasms

>>7838831
>and a fuck ton of Jerry Springer episodes
lmao

>>7827978
didnt see the stick at first and had no idea what was moving that dildo

>>7838799
They can hold a rubber ball in their hand and let it go to stop the scene

>>7827266

It's a damn good album

https://www.reddit.com/domain/eroshare.com/top/?sort=top&t=all&count=26&before=t3_3pzbot

Welcome to the goldmine

Speaking as a lesbian, women do cum, you just have to find out what makes them cum. Dicks and strap ons aren't the best for making a woman squirt, but every woman has a gspot, and you have to find it and stimulate it in different ways, depending on a woman. I've been with my girlfriend for 4 years and can make her squirt within seconds, back to back to back. You can't fake a huge wet spot bigger than the size of her ass. And don't tell me that it's piss because it does not smell like piss, has the color of piss, and does not look like piss when it dries out. Guys, if you really want to make a woman squirt, you have to get to know her and her vagina, and watch her body language as she reacts to your movements.

>>7839117
is it possible to make a girl squirt if she cant even make herself squirt? how can I know what she likes better than she knows herself?

>>7839354
Most girls can't make themselves squirt because their fingers usually don't reach that far or are not at the correct angle... Fingers are the best way to make a girl squirt because you can move your arm very quickly and you can also move your fingers up and down accordingly...not all girls are the same, all vaginas are shaped a little differently, but for my girl, the trick is to get her REALLY wet, I'm talking taking it really slow, kissing her everywhere, teasing, eat her out well for at least 15 minutes, and then start fingering slowly, and please, do not just go straight in and out, you have to do a "come here" motion with your hands. Once she's loose enough to take three fingers, insert them, palm facing up, feel for a part of her vag at the top that feels a little rough, ribbed. Once you found that, stroke that for a bit, then start moving your fingers in and out keeping the same pace, while simultaneously pushing your fingers up. So, while you're thrusting in, the fingers are straight, and on your way out (don't go too far out) you're pushing your fingers up, saying "come here"...but this all happens very fast, so you have to master it, really. I found out about this by accident when I was really high, but just keep fucking, a lot, and trying new things, be all about her pleasure. It will take a while, took me 4 years, it might take you longer or shorter depending how good you are with trial and error. The true importance of all this is that the girl has to be very wet and very turned on so that she's a bit loose before you start, otherwise she will be in too much pain.

>>7839117
Its piss.

There is no anatomic reservoir that women have in or near their vagina that is big enough to hold more than a teaspoon of liquid EXCEPT for their bladder.

>>7839463
dear mr buzzkill

what is important is not the composition of the liquid, but rather the action that produces said liquid. if a bitch fakes an orgasm and pisses on you its one thing. but making a bitch orgasm so hard she pisses herself, well thats an awesome squirt mate

>>7839463
Pretty much. It's just a bunch of bullshit disguised to hide the fact that it is, and to get men and women and lesbians into water sports.
That's it.
It's retarded.

>>7839454
this

my method is a bit different tho. my target lays on her back. i kneel at her right side. my right hand works the pussy while my left works her tits. i shape my hand so my index finger and pinky are on her anus, and my ring and middle finger do the internal work. phase one, i hold my hand still and flex my middle+ring fingers up and down hard and fast. when she begins to cum, i hit phase two: i lock my middle+ring finger in an upward position, and begin moving my entire arm up and down, strong enough upward to almost lift her off the bed by her pubic bone, and down hard enough to mash her colon. when her pussy clamps down on my hand, I pull it out and spank her clit until she stops squirting.

buckets every time.

>>7839463
>hold more than a teaspoon
The fluid isn't being held anywhere, just like breast milk isn't held anywhere. It is pulled straight from the blood stream via lymph nodes.

>>7839489
YES THANK YOU! It really does feel like you're about to lift them off the bed

>>7839463
You've obviously never made a woman squirt because it does not look like piss AT ALL. It turns white on the sheets for gods sake. It doesn't smell like piss, it doesn't taste like piss, it doesn't remotely resemble piss.

>>7839494
i'm a fan of squirting but, you are very wrong. there are certain glands that lubricate the vagina that can produce liquid on demand, but only in very small amounts, such as one teaspoon per 5 minutes. but this is not the same as pushing a mix of urine and sexual fluids from the bladder.

protip: ever get drunk and realize you have to piss every 5 minutes, and when you piss its just water? same thing. rigorous sex quickly fills the bladder with non-urine liquids, mixes with a small amount of urine, then gets pissed out when she cums.

dipshits arguing whether or not its piss are dipshits, you're both right and you're both wrong

>>7839509
Well even if it does have traces of urine, it still argues the point that female ejaculation is real and is very possible. There are dipshits claiming girls fake it by just pissing.

>>7839509
"Squirt" was analyzed before and it was piss with a little lubricant.
You made a chick piss herself or she just pissed on you because that shit gets you off.

>>7839525
of course many women fake it by just pissing, doesn't mean they all do

fake squirt: woman pisses all over the place on purpose then jumps up and down screaming "look how much you made me squirt!"

real squirt: woman just peed before sex started, then you made her cum so hard she pissed herself. a mix of urine and other sexual fluids is expelled from the bladder, which filled quickly because of the rigorous sexual activity. the ratio of urine to non-urine in this mix depends on a lot of factors.

what dipshits think squirting really is: bladder is irrelevant. woman cums so hard she shoots sex lube from an unknown orifice attached to an unknown non-urine bladder

>>7839528
A woman can't fake an orgasm, her vag literally spazzes out. I have my fingers in her, I feel it. And it's much faster and much shorter contractions than a woman can do by her own will.

>>7839552
any woman can fake an orgasm if the guy is a dumbshit

>>7825961
more of her in cosplay please

>>7827057
Tou just suck at sex. If a girl cums, you feel it.

>>7839560
In those instances, yes, but I'm saying people can't tell me that squirting is a myth when it isn't... And then people will claim that the women are faking it, which is complete bullshit. Sure, there are some that would fake it, but the avarage woman would not piss herself just to enflate her partners fragile little ego. That's embarrassing to them and most women are hella self conscious about accidently pissing during sex anyway.

>>7825890
she looks like one of the retarded janitors at my school... we literally have retarded janitors as slave laborers

>>7839582
Arguing with people who don't know what they are talking about is like squirting in the ocean.

I've made women squirt who have told me it was impossible. Does it come from the bladder? Yes. Is it piss? Watered down, but yes. Do I give a shit? Hell no. Get that shit in my mouth, cause I'm jamming my pissy fingers in yours anyway.

>>7839597
Ugh, yeah I know, I just get so pissed every time I see or hear a comment about how it's a myth. I mean come on, try harder you selfish prick instead of being so sexually inadequate you have to lie to yourself that it's an impossible feat.

>>7838799
You could still make SOSOSOSOSOS in morse code easily. (dit dit dit dah dah dah dit dit dit)

>>7827978
was great until the pissing started...

>>7825904
fake and gay

>>7839494
>>The fluid isn't being held anywhere, just like breast milk isn't held anywhere. It is pulled straight from the blood stream via lymph nodes.

Sorry, but you have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

Breast milk has nothing to do with lymph nodes and doesn't come from them. There is no milk floating around in the bloodstream!

Milk is produced as secretions from the breast lobules, AND STORED IN THE BREASTS (in limited quantity) just before release. If you've ever watched a nursing women, you'd know the breasts are physically swollen.

With respect to "squirt" there is no organ in the body that

>>7839507
Dilute urine is not that dissimilar to water. In this case your "squirt" is mostly piss with a tiny amount of vaginal secretions mixed in on the way out that "flavors" it.

But hey, if it makes you feel better that you're bathing in piss and drinking it every time you have sex, you keep telling yourself its some magical secretion from a mystical organ.

>>7836715
Honestly. Are they legitimately retarded?

>>7839545
>> a mix of urine and other sexual fluids is expelled from the bladder,

The rest of what you posted is right, but there is no way for "sexual fluids" to get inside the bladder. . .well, not unless you're doing something exceptionally bizarre (like sounding the urethra during sex). If there is any mixture with vaginal or other secretions it occurs when the pee is already out of the urethra.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news for the gullible, but "squirting" is simply pee released when a woman loses physical control during orgasm.

This is an open secret in the pron industry. Every performer knows this is piss. . .they're just instructed to "play along".

>>7828022
love when they cream
she have any more?

>>7825890
>>7825892
i have the weirdest boner right now

>>7839839
Cont'd
With respect to "squirt" there is no organ in the body that releases fluid directly out of the bloodstream. Doesn't happen, because if it did, it would be pure blood coming out!

Tears, sweat, milk, urine, prostatic fluid, Skene gland secretions, bile, etc are all effectively filtered products that get their water from the bloodstream, but pass through other organs and pick up other substances first.

If a woman releases 300cc of "squirt" at once, that fluid MUST be stored somewhere before it happens. The *only* place it can be stored is the bladder.

Again, its pee. NTTAWT, but lets stop pretending that some chicks have some special anatomy that lets them expel magical girl juice.

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can y'all fuck off with this TL;DR bullshit and just post more webums pls?

>>7838799
For Kink dot com scenes like this, when they are gagged the safe work is "unh unh unh," said in the way that it is said in, " Unh Unh Unh, you didn't say the magic word."

>>7826878
Know this girl, used to hang out a bit several years ago. Search Kara D, she's done Abby Winters, Girls Out West stuff etc.

>>7838239
post the rest plz...

>>7840608
they're in the Relaxing Sex/Nude Webms (OC) thread

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>>7825916

>>7841134
porn hub with view key 1201105180 is what i could find, not sure if it included that scene specifically

>>7841134
Nice acting.

>>7840003
Fuck me christ I need a god damn sybian.

>>7827057
top kek

I can only imagine what girls say behind your back

>>7839925
This.


My blood is legitimately boiling over reading this thread. Feels like a bunch of dudebros who flunked biology or dyes who want to romanticize the vagina are fucking delusional stupid retards.


To produce semen among other things, a male requires testicles. A woman has only one fucking reservoir to contribute to her vagina and that's a bladder, yet there's this mystical fluid that materializes among "rare" women who simply fucking lose control of their bladder.


You're drinking fucking piss if she is squirting. It's urine. It's watersports.


Probably the same idiots who think a woman on a fruit and vegetable diet equates a strawberry flavored pussy with a vitamin c aftertaste.

And also congrats to the dumb fucks who derailed this thread because they don't know fucking anatomy.

>>7839895
weird how? are you a gay male?

>>7825897
this is the female version of death grip btw lads
not so appealing

>>7828022
she looked like rashida jones for a few secs

>>7825897
Looks like she's fucking an electric fence.

>>7841805
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skene%27s_gland

Indeed, a lot of the "squirt" in porn is really just piss or just plain water being held in the vaginal canal put there with a turkey baster or douche. But, female ejaculate is an actual real thing. And yeah, there is SOME urea in female ejaculate, just like there is some urea in male ejaculate. The skene's gland is analogous to the prostate.

Also, yes, some women who think they are squirting are indeed just peeing, but still, some women actually are squirting legitimately, it's just not verifiable in porn thus making it indistinguishable from watersports. But people who are into pissing like it because it's meant to be pee, as in a waste product. They like it for the same reason some people like scat, because it's taboo. Female ejaculate isn't perceived as a waste product and so they don't feel it's just a piss fetish veiled as a squirt fetish.

>>7839885
>but there is no way for "sexual fluids" to get inside the bladder
It's a function of the kidneys to filter fluids into the bladder. In many cases (such as drinking alcohol or caffeine, or rigorous sexual activity) the kidneys can filter plain water into the bladder. the sexual fluids are likely building up via the urethra, as it's usually a tiny amount compared to the amount of water/urine.

>>7835059
>pomf

>>7825916
That squeal holy shit

>>7838311
why isn't it yellow

>>7825931
sauce to full vid?

>>7828022
sauce?

>>7825973
>>7825967
>>7825961
>>7825955
>>7825947
>>7825944
>>7825941
>>7825937
>>7825931
do you have the full vids? can you upload them somewhere?

relevant to your interests and highly recommended:
http://hystericalliterature.com/sessions

>>7836398
Scientist have studied Squirting fluid and found its literally just piss that slips out during the convulsions and spasms for having an orgasim in some women.

Shes just pissing all over her floor...

>>7842304
most of them are on empornium

>>7825904
luv that glass plug

>>7828022
luv her creaming pussy

>>7828022
good gaawd y'all

>>7826861
HIP DRAHVE

>>7827060
WEW

>>784205
"Female ejaculation is the expulsion of fluid by the paraurethral ducts through and around the human female urethra during or before an orgasm. It is also known colloquially as squirting or gushing,[1] although these are considered to be different phenomena in some research publications.[2] The exact source and nature of the fluid continue to be a topic of debate among medical professionals, which is also related to doubts over the existence of the G-spot."
Also known as
Grool threads on here tend to be female ejaculate. Not a large amount of fluid. Squirting? Pretty much piss.

>>7843657
was meant for
>>7842075

>>7827970
Sausage?

>>7827057

Hat off to you, sir. That was a masterful ruse.

>>7838311
Small tip buddy guys do piss a very small amount just before they cum to help sterilise the opening

>>7829786

Juicy

>>7842907
i dont have an account and apparently you need an invitation to make one. can you upload them somewhere?

>>7826874
damn that looks stupid and ugly

>>7845169
That is a bunch of horse shit.

>>7846175
there are a few on anon-v.com and camwhores.tv

>>7846233
>the one clip in the whole thread that has an actual woman actually masturbating herself to actual orgasm.

Haha, I get this joke.

you're goddamn right. more of this please i vote!

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>>7827978
sauce?

>>7827060
Where the fuck is the chill?

>>7829610
She's Australian, dumbshit

>>7825916
cuck

>>7827057
>
masterful b8

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More like this

>>7847350
who's she? I've been looking for her, but I couldn't find her name. It's for a home work.

>>7828022
sauce?

>>7847393
Janicexx.

>>7838799
the safe word is keep going

>>7845845
no orgasm here

>>7827976
sauce plz

>>7847393
Janice Griffith

>>7825916
bahahaha worst bj ever on a limp dick. You cucks have no standards.

>>7827057
the autism flows straight through you

Jill Off.

>>7849589
Nah senpai. Best blowjob because a white girl is blowing a black man. It's 2015. Get with the times.

>>7827970
This is gold

>>7827973
Does anyone else see a horses face in the first 4 seconds of this video?

I wish you guys wouldn't argue so much in EVERY female orgasm thread.

It makes it hard to find the webms.

>>7825916
>>7825911
they just fucking grunt. wtf is with niggers

>>7851614
1. turn on Fappe Tyme
>profit

>>7851738
You'd prefer them to moan "I love you" over and over?

>>7827777
I'm always semihard when I'm getting sucked off. Rock hard when I'm actually fucking her but never when I'm getting a blowjob. Its not like it doesn't feel great. I don't know why its like that but apparently I'm not alone.

>>7827060
A1 response anon. Never press that chill button

>>7841805
>You're drinking fucking piss if she is squirting. It's urine. It's watersports.


My wife did it once and it was glorious.
If she shat chocolate icing when she came I'd fuck her on the kitchen counter and wipe her ass with a cupcake.
>IDGAF if it's piss, would do it again.

>>7832490
don't push

>>7828066
Meaning it's not just another nuke.

>>7841821
Just what I thought.

>>7842857
Piss while orgasm = squirt

squirt = piss.

squirt + piss + still hot.

Can I just enjoy my fetish without constant scientific discussion plz?

>>7851892
>If she shat chocolate icing when she came I'd fuck her on the kitchen counter and wipe her ass with a cupckae

The absolute madman

>>7827057
lol I'm sorry that no woman will ever have a gratifying sexual experience with you....

>>7841805
>>7842075
>>7839925

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25545022

SCIENCE FTW!!!!

>>7827057
Well, 0/0 is 100%, so technically anon's not wrong.

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For knowledge :
http://slutyfukt.com/grooled-on-her-dildo.html

>>7829786
Tianna?

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>>7827057
>mfw my girlfriend came when when I pushed it in last night
Perfect girl, only issue is sometimes she's too tight so I have to use lube and go a little slower to not hurt her, and this is after getting her wet enough to leak grool.

>>7842075
>skene's gland is analogous to the prostate
it's actually not
stimulating that gland doesn't produce as much pleasure
the female prostate is still either the gspot or non existent because they don't have anything like that near their rectums/bladders

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>>7852513
>0/0 is 100%

>>7852513
Oh, you went to public school, didn't you? Please show me your mathematical proof to demonstrate how you can rationalize 0/0 to 100%. I'll get my popcorn, cuz this gonna be good.

Fucking moron.

>>7826728
And for me mutual masturbation like this is super hot... I love ofcourde lesbian vids but if i want to watch some i search for them...

>>7847350
Kek'd on the file name <3

>>7832884
Who dat?

>>7851871
that would be nice