Bring it bitches
He must not be doing a good job if you think "on" and "at" are synonyms.
i only do 100 today, it is after 1 am i need sleep. I will resume tomorrow
thats it for tonight it has been a pleasure
this is extra funny because a co-worker of mine did almost this exactly when he got locked in the employee bathroom
got on the sink, removed a tile, found a sturdy place to clamber up he could fit in, and when he tried to navigate around a pipe, he hit a weak spot and instead of nicely descending into the hallway outside the bathroom he wound up crashing through the dish pit ceiling and landed on a counter covered in dishes, sending most of them smashing to the floor
fucker was lucky he didn't land on a pile of knives or something. And it took me all of a minute to figure out how to fix the broken lock from inside the restroom
>just pretend to be working
>i'll look stupid though
>we're the professionals here, just do as we say
as someone who's been on the news, trust me when I say that guy probably hated every second of that and regrets it even still
>DON'T MAKE ME ASSUME MY ULTIMATE FORM
>Buttmad skank makes an ass of herself talking that tired "lol u dont get laid" shit
>Lads carry on as normal, proceed to drop the most savage line in the whole bit
Yeah man, totally rekt.
Damn. that pure accent tho.
Was always my dream to pull some shit like that during some diplomatic negotiations.
>your interpret is struggling to find the right word to translate some complex idiom over to the other side
>He starts babbling a somewhat proper substitute
>You give the exact substitute over him
>Sort of shit that proves that not only you KNOW the language, you mastered the tongue.
>early part of his KGB career
If I recall correctly, 10-20 years spent in Dresden, DDR, grooming foreign investors in order to boost Soviet development.
It's not just the fact he had access to KGB shit later in life. He was no 007, strictly speaking, but had so many contacts among industrials and entrepreneurs... basically his job at KGB made him into the statist he is now. With all the pros and cons of the story.
It's illegal to move your car into water (puddles) with the intent to soak people. It's also dangerous if you was to loose control while water planing.
It's also illegal (or against road laws) to move your car out of the way of a large puddle, in case it causes other cars to react/cause accidents/damages etc etc.
white/black middle-class American sense of humour.
Like shaving your friend's eyebrows if he's passed out, etc.
99% of the world would find that stuff weird stupid or awful but it's funny to them.
Takes all types to make a world, innit.