I fucking hate people who feel the need to make sure we can all hear them dancing their fingers around their keyboard to make them feel more pro, nobody fucking cares how loud or fast you press your keys retard fuck off.
I was expecting, and hoping for, a punch to their face.
Why the affection. I don't know any girl who'd let a guy do that. Probably into bad boys, probably going to find out too late why they're called bad boys...
It is by definition impossible to assume an identity while not having one. I.E. you can't anonymously come out of any "closet". Nice grasp of logic there friend. Keep trying on the internet so people don't recognize your autism in public more than they already do.
Someone add this song
I'm thinking about cutting this one into something unfunny
good god this took me forever to make a webm because the files kept turning out too big