wildlife rekt thread

you're trying to post interesting shit here, OP
this board is for naked celebs and girls farting on people

>>7698645
lol ya my bad

>>7698604
I just like the, "aaaaaaaaaand close.." when it's jaws shut slowly xD

>>7698620
i never comment on these threads but.....holy shit

>>7698678
THAT PERCISION

>>7698678
fucking savage

>>7698678
360 NOSCOPE

>>7698686
that fucker is huge

>>7698586
Swallowed a huge load.

>>7698591
KEK

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>>7698587
>NOPE

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>>7698647
Well, that guy has a story to tell.

>>7698602

I love this clip so fucking much.

Man those gators are dumb.

>>7698587
Was expecting a snek but this is okay too maybe

>>7698598
>>7698620

holy shit

>>7698604

Being a crocodile must be the easiest shit ever.

You have no natural predators and everything you eat somehow has no fucking clue how to look out for you despite the fact that you haven't evolved in any notable way in millions of years.

>>7698602
ah fuck, i can't believe you've done this

>>7698789

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mrbI5xHypE

>No natural predators

Did you forget felines exist, nigger?

>>7698797

>rkoouttanowhere

>>7698789

I think its the whole 'vision is based on movement' thing.

A human can look at a croc and think 'yup, four feet, load of teeth, tail, nervous system directly wired up to teeth and nothing in-between - its a croc'

But a lot of animals just seem to go on 'it doesnt move = it isnt alive'. And crocodiles make not moving an art form.

Humans need to kill all the crocs, alligators, snakes, and sharks. They can all go instinct.

>>7698631
Classic animals. Survival of the fittest.

>>7698823
>filename

sides. gone.

>>7698802

Oh please. That's a bloody caiman.

Sick clip though, that cat was smooth as fuck.

>>7698620
Holy fuck is there a source video?

>>7698815
Woah that's so mean and low. Someone tell the referee!

>>7698806
Humans have really good colour vision compared to a lot of animals, not to mention a croc sitting in water looks vaguely like a dead log. Assuming the water is even clear enough to see them (it usually isn't). Also note how a crocodile's snout is raised so if it needs to breathe it only has to lift its nostrils out of the murky water.
Also, humans have developed language and can tell other humans where crocs like to live and to be wary.

>>7698814
>>'instinct' lmfao

>>7698828
Gnarly.

>>7698814
>They can all go instinct
>instinct

im off to bed now, hope to see this thead alive when i wake up

>>7698868
>takes down the calf
rofl

>>7698868
Remember, don't sacrifice yourself if you know the person you are trying to save is too dumb to make it on their own.

>>7698868
>Literally scared the shit out of the mom

>>7698843
holy shit, that was practically an rko

>>7698868

what a stupid calf

>>7698620
jesus christ

>>7698754
>someone had to set all of those cameras up and hope that the frog fell down in front of them

>>7698772

top kek

on some final destination shit

>>7698815

oh gawd muh balls

>>7698980
That lung is pretty cool

>>7698611
little guy has the look of PURE FEAR.

>>7698629
Goddamn aerial assault cheetah

>>7698847
what animals were those?

>>7698754
had In Bloom by Nirvana playing in the background when i saw this, shit was hilarious

>>7698776
savage

>>7698825
Horse nigga...you gay

>>7698616
This one makes me sad. Poor guy was gonna take a little nap and then he gets snatched up.

>>7698973
why did this arouse me a little?

>>7699092
how the fuck did that cat live?

>>7699092
Guy could've thrown a towel or something for the cat to climb on.

>>7699103
cats have low terminal velocity because of the way they fall.

>>7698623
That teamwork tho

>>7699103

Cats can fall from ridiculous heights and be okay. First of all, they have a low mass-to-volume ratio and generally pretty light. Also, they have a cool trick bred into them, probably from eons of tree climbing. If they're falling and reach a pretty good speed, they sort of flatten out and go flying-squirrel mode to slow down. Ironically, it's actually worse for them to fall from two stories than it is from four or five. They kind of flail around for a few seconds (or the first twenty or thirty feet) and end up injured. You can actually see this effect in this video, where the cat freaks out for about a second and a half and then just sort of goes into landing position.

>>7699044
probably hogs

>>7699103
Cats can fall from ridiculous heights and be unscratched because they'll reposition their four legs to cushion the fall.

Also they're very light so there won't be as much force during impact compared to a human falling from the same height

>>7698620
no wonder why archer was afraid of them

>>7698768
That filename

>>7698776
'lemme eat yo dick.'

>>7698825
this gave me a boner for some reason

>>7699196
>Gets boner off two males fucking

Nothing to be ashamed of

>>7698620
Croc thought they were all brahs but naw

>>7698768
D'FUCK WAS THAT

>>7698913
No that's the after birth. The calf is new born and the mom is tired as shit

>>7698623
what's nicer than being ripped apart alive?

>>7699226
Bullet Wasps, they fly into target at great speed, then call on his brother to feast on the remains of whatever he split apart atom by atom.

>>7698825
Just imaging the horse sounding like Mr. Ed saying "That's right Alan! You're my bitch now! Hold still while I tear that fine ass of yours apart!"

>>7699255
THE PAIN
THE PAAAAAAAAAAAIN

>>7698843
Beautiful

>>7698613
mmh nice, take it slow. let the chicken enjoy it

>>7698797
LOL

>>7699103
it definitely wasn't running properly, probably broken legs.

>>7698797
SUPLEX! SUPLEX!!

>>7699103
This cat ran off with broken legs. You could see the staggering in the full video.

>>7698815
That's brutal.

>>7698864
"On the great gray-green greasy limpopo river, all set about with fever trees..."

>>7698747
holy fucking shit turtles are no joke

>>7698935
that's what I'm thinking about half the time with these wildlife films

>>7698864
No natural predators.
But if you're gonna start shit, you better end it

>>7699377

They usually include some how-its-made footage at the end of the episodes now and it takes like half a year for them to get that 3 minutes of good footage.

>>7698823
looks like a canadian destroyer

>>7698776
Niggers

>>7698973
these are ctenophores, by the way. comb jellies.

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>>7698973

>>7698825
But did the donkey cum?

>>7698611
That is fucking sweet. Lizards are badasses and that's an awesome shot. 8/10. Docked 2 points for not being longer.

Anyone have the webm of the tiger fucking mauling and killing the dude that fell into his cage with Steve Irwin talking over it?

>>7698616
That proves it. Big cats are dicks to anything. Even crocs and gators.

>>7698961
GAAAAAAAAAAAAHH YOU'VE FOOLED ME ONCCCCCCCCCCE AGAIN

>>7699103

It broke its legs, but >>7699130 summed it up nicely. There's a high chance a cat will die if it drops from a 2nd to 3rd story window since it takes about that many stories for its instinct to kick in. After it figures out that it's falling the percentage drops dramatically that it will die on the spot, but it definitely didn't get away from it without damage.

>>7698776
Humans really do come from monkeys. We are savages as much as them.

>>7698835
This was the most gruesome thing yet for me...slowly pulling its face in. And then slowly gnawing off your face and head ..

Bruhh

>>7698598
Fuck

>>7698825
Brown: hold still you blonde bitch
Blonde: please be gentle, it's my first time with another horse like you.
Brown: "horse like me"? What the fuck do you mean? Am I different from anyone else? You trying to say my colour makes me different somehow?
Blonde: no, I mean-
Brown: shut the fuck up! Not another NAAYYY from you, you fucking donkey! Take my cock inside of you now!
Blonde: no! Don't! Please don't cum inside of me!
Brown: you are my dumpster now, you fucking twink of a horse. Don't you fucking forget that.

I think I am starting to understand those pony fuckers. I think it's all about making funny dialogs about horses fucking. Is that it?

>>7699520
Nah thats just the gateway

>>7698587
Oh hell no fuck that shit mane

>>7698973
And that's where that agario comes from

>>7698747
>
watch teh pigeon, his chest is flexed and he has no idea who hes walking up to

>>7698864
I saw a picture of a croc/alligator dead in a tree. Apparently this happens a lot and always because they attacked an elephant.

>>7698747
>turtles are slow
Yeah...okaii then. Also that neck speed though.

>>7698815
Lemme bite on deez nutzz

>>7698604

dat casual close of the jaws

>>7698854
no, this was recorded with a webm camera

>>7698961
ice cold water of course...

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>>7699092

>>7699597
You must be over 18 to post here

>>7698835
Not a bee, but a bee fly or soldier fly

>>7699513
Hey, would you rather get eaten face first or ass first?

>>7698776
thats funny cus its closest relative of humans

>>7699585
>turtles are slow

Those are tortoises, faggot.

>>7699691
someone say caturday with inmortal cats?

>>7698604
That's not a turkey.
That's a kiwi.

>>7698602
Did it just rip the other ones arm off?

>>7699750
Thought the same thing for a while, had to rewatch it several times. Don't think it did though.

>>7699750
with a twist too. oh snap

>>7698835
NOW KIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS

>>7699691
The electrical resistance of the tree was probably just high enough to prevent instant death.

>>7698815
That's what you call taking the bull by the balls.

>>7699691
more like Catsputin

>>7699255
>citation needed

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>>7698980
what's the point of ripping its guts out when he chomps down the whole thing in three bites?

>>7698620
hoooooooooooly fuck

>>7699820
digestion

>>7698843
that was badass

>>7699044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUyQqJi1_DY

>>7699447
There is a whole documentary of this little fellows life. very fun and interesting to watch but i forgot the name :/

>>7698616
My fucking god why can't I stop laughing.

>>7699036
Obviously a leopard you fucking retard.

>>7699061

"Nature is a whore"

>>7698776
JUST KILL THE FUCKING THING FUCK!

>>7698768
Thats what happens when you hold in a fart

>>7698586
On one end it's rekt, but the other end is a snack.

>>7698825
does he pull out because he came or because he realised he's fucking a dude?

>>7699714
>>7699501

baboons are monkeys, its apes that are the closest things to humans, specifically the chimpanzee... niggers

>>7698872
fuck me that was satisfying to see

>>7698774
That motherfucker is fishing. Birds are the next humans.

>>7698598
goddamn rip and tare

>>7698686
Please someone do the math...how fucking huge is that monster?

>>7698587
Imagine fighting aliens like that in the future.

>>7698591
Endor Speeder chase?

>>7698602
Bro, wtf?

>>7698629
DEEP STRIKING

SPACE MARINES ON THE FIELD

>>7698825
Didn't even have the goddamned common courtesy to give the guy a reach-around.

>>7699820
had to be head first

>>7698776
For the most part , humans kill things before eating them, animal kingdom is all about eating other animals alive is some sick guro Attack on Titan fetish and revrlling in having the victim still screaming, moving and shitting as you swallow them.

>>7698868
I thought only the females hunted

>>7699165
>Anonymous 11/13/15(Fri)22:08:22 No.7698620▶>>7698701 >>7698782 >>7698854 >>7698934 >>7699165 >>7699220 >>7699822
LOL thank you for that

>>7698828
Thanksgiving!, this hog has smaller hogs in it!

It's like atuffing a roast pig with mc ribs

>>7698789
>fact that you haven't evolved in any notable way in millions of years
>fact

that's not how evolution works.

>>7699354
Rhino's are seriously the roughest fuckin meanest animals on the planet.. hippo's try to fuck with them they get worked.

>>7698868
That was afterbirth.

>>7698868
I always hate it when hippies or anti gun people say animals are better than humans...I've seen some cold hearted murderous gang members in my time, but they have standards and kids are off limits

>>7698957
More of a hood moment to be honest.

>>7698960
Land Oysters

>>7698980
Chaos cultist here.

These turtles love to tear their prey in half.

>>7699024
>Ending the video there

We can imagine in our heart that he made it out.

>>7699092
Well, fuck. I guess it's true.

>>7698608
holy
shit

>>7699766
No, it totally did, it even did the death roll.
The arm loos so much longer before hand.

>>7699196
I would have prefered seeing a human female near by but there's always Hentai Foundry for that.

>>7699884
...ha.

>>7699724
What? That looks nothing like a kiwi

It's a pheasant or something

>>7699781
cat grabs 2 phase with 2 legs each. nothing to do with the tree. you clearly can see that when the cat grabs only one phase, current is not flowing. But when its shortcuts between two wires, its have a definitely high possibility to die, because its a small animal. Anyway its interesting if I have my rubbershoes on, the 230AC does not fucks me up if I only grabs the phase, so you are partly right.

>>7699404
now they don't, they set up the cameras then roll a frog down the hill

>>7698629
out.
fucking.
skilled.

>>7698604
>>7699724
>>7700053
It's a quail, you retards. Have ever seen either a kiwi or a pheasant?

>>7698613
That's not healthy for the snake though. Good sign you can tell it's born from several generations of captivity, is that it's lost its instinct to kill its prey first.

>>7698587
cute!

>>7698587
Thanks for the nightmares fuckface

>>7699044
islamahogs

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>>7698686
Well that's a saltwater crocodile. They get to be about 20 feet long tops. The largest ever recorded was 23 feet long. So it's like 3 of you plus probably about 500 more pounds.

>>7698586

That thing is huge.

If that thing comes near my house, I shoot it, and then it would eat me.

Fuck.

>>7698961
>not using the filename LIQUIIIIIIIID!

>>7698678
The surface of the water got miraculously still extremely fast, didn't it?
Almost as if they filmed it later, as they dropped an insect into the water...

>>7698629
SURPRISE, MUTHAFUCKA!

>>7698843
"RICHARD SHERMAN WITH THE INTERCEPTION!"

>>7700197
You're suggesting the fish doesn't hunt this way? And was what, spitting out water just for the fuck of it?

>>7698631
You don't have to outrun the wolves, you just have to mow down your friend.

>>7698797
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CHEETAH!

>>7700207
I know what the fish does, I'm saying the little clip isn't a document of the fish hunting, it's set up...just google "Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom" scandal, etc., to get the idea.

>>7698868
Hahaha oh wow, I am laughing even though this is kinda horrible.... Mother tried to chase off the lions just to get fucked up. Calf ofc didn't bail, but stayed by its mother like saying "Mommy, please, let us go, please stay with me" and then suddenly the third guy, hidiing in the bushes, comes for the calf. From behind.

Brutal shit man. But damn, that's nature. And male lions don't have their reputation for nothing.

>>7699803
> citation needed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullet
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Anglo-Saxon_Protestant

>>7699044
Muslims.

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>>7698587
this is my worst fear in life, the thought that I might go out one day to a giant spider twice the size of me just.... Eughghiehf I cant....

>>7698587

Duuuuude... so like, does it's owner have to scrape out a graveyard of mice bones every so often?? So fucking cool.

>>7698616

Poor little guy knows he is about to die and just accepts it.

>>7699750
jip he got a piece

>>7698935
>>7699377
>>7699404

A lot of the time they'll actually find these animals and cause encounters. They're not supposed to, but it's easier. The time is in locating the animals, but once they find them it can be easily staged.

>>7698591
>when youre just not having a good day

kek at the cheetah that ran right past the gazelle

>>7698843
ROCK NO
NOT THE ROCK BOTTOM FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE
NO ROCK NO
BAUGH MAH GAUD

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>>7699092
fukk yoo im outta here

>>7698815

> it casually looks up at the end like "did i do it, guys?"

>>7698872

FUCK YEAH HERD ANIMALS

>>7698961

Now I want to fill a balloon with alcohol and get a snake drunk as fuck

>>7698806
>And crocodiles make not moving an art form.
Next time I meet a crocodile in person I'm going to challenge them to a do nothing contest and post it on youtube

>>7698825
this is actually kind of adorable

>>7698820
thats another fucking shark

>>7699975
In a pack only the females hunt, lone males will group together though and still have to eat.

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>>7698843
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOOOOOORLD...

>>7698623
always check those corner, brah

>>7699103

The smaller something is the less it weighs, obviously. The less mass something has the less damage it takes from a sudden deceleration, like hitting the ground, and the slower its terminal velocity (maximum falling speed) is.

A human would die. A cat would only break a bone or two. A spider would be stunned. An ant wouldn't notice the fall.

>>7699691
>>7699092
Will I ever see a cat die in one of these vids? Fuckers always live.

>>7699989

What are you talking about?

The word evolution literally means change gradually over time.

The entire order Crocodilia (Crocodiles, Caimans, Alligators etc) are considered living fossils, in that they haven't evolved noticeably over millions of years - because their current form is more or less ideal for the niche in which they have found themselves.

That is exactly how evolution works. Survival of the fittest through natural selection won't change a fucking thing if any change will only take away from the success of the species.

>>7700296
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>7699520
Excuse me sir, can you continue the story? Do you have like a blog or someplace i can read your stories?

>>7700205
Fuck off faggot

>>7699884
No. That's what happens when you chew 5 gum

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>>7700580
Thanks for just reposting the same exact shit, really helpful

>>7700606
>doesn't have sound turned on

>>7700513
Close encounter with a passing train

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>>7698835
Ideally, if something like this were ever to happen to me, I'd like the rest of the squad to be out of the hive and the explosives to be primed.

>>7699712
being thisautistic

>>7698872
love a good underdog win

>>7698815
>>7698825
>>7698835
>>7698843

Kek file names

>>7699691

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KDZg1-7KsE&x-yt-cl=85114404&x-yt-ts=1422579428

>>7698815
topest kek.
Hyenas are god tier animals

>>7699891
Why is this important for you?

>>7698591
Audible laughter

>>7700186
>saltwater crocodile
Saltwater crocodiles live in aussie, that's a nile crocodile.

>>7698616
Fuck sloths. You're just another victim, kid.

>>7700000
nice number dude

>>7700231
>>7698909
>>7698931
Lol dipshits it was literally born seconds ago.
There was another webm of a deer just getting born but it's mom fucking abandoned it when a mountain lion came.
That's survival of the fittest the mom knew she could just make another unlike this dumb cow.

>>7700619
still sucks, dude.

>>7699036
Cheetah's can't climb trees.
that's a Leopard.

>>7698913
She is deploying flares, man.

>>7700197
No, it's true, there is a aquarium zoo thing about 1 km from my house and they put shrimps on small sticks on a small tree wich was in these fishes water puddle and they spitted a stream of water on the shrimp so that it fell, but it happend in under half a second so it was hard to see but easy to understand.

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>>7699972
you're fucking retarded.
>animal kingdom is all about eating other animals alive is some sick guro Attack on Titan fetish and revrlling in having the victim still screaming, moving and shitting as you swallow them.
there are no fucking kitchens in the wild, no time for heating up the oven, no room for error. you kek ass weeabos and your autistic ass perception of reality is whats killing this planet. we did the same exact shit for centuries before we were smart enough to think to ourselves, "hey if i kill this shit then move it to somewhere safe, maybe i can eat it without something else killing me and eating my and me.
i fucking hate you. i hope you fucking die. you are so god damned stupid. fuck.
>my jimmies
>rustled

>>7698961

>"LIQUIIIIIIIIID"

>>7698825
you white bois jellous bout this big dick nigga takin all u wymens!!! haha fukin crakas

>>7700390
Lol that was my first thought.

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>>7700000
dem digits

>>7698961
why the snake reacted that way.?

>>7700000
Holly fucking quints.

>>7698623
DAME NATURE YOU SCARY!

>>7699249
not being ripped apart alive

>>7700478

Just means the found perfection, senpai. Can't evolve further than the top.

>>7699691

Holy shit that was hilarious for some reason. Just blurted out in laughter and spat all over my expensive new monitor.

>>7700848
I lol'd

>>7700905
You mean why did the snake react like a fucking snake?
I wonder man it's like one of life's greatest mysteries.

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>>7699621
Fuck i should of known

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>>7698823
topkek file name

>>7698611
Source is Hidden Kingdoms.

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>>7701120
Last one. Thanks for the new videos guys and gals.

>>7701120
what a twist!

>>7701079
>Tons of helpless herbivores skipping around.
>"Fuck it, I'm going for that cold-blooded 700 lbs killing machine made of scales, teeth and hunger."
Fucking cats.

>>7701083
bobbit worms... fucking scary

>>7701120
OOOOOOOOOOH SNAAAAAAAAAAAP, didn't see this coming
damn nature you awesome. and scary

>>7701156
I love that it takes the thing back into the water too.
>>7701175
It's all scary
>>7701148
Yeah spooked me pretty good first time I saw it.

>>7699972

Most non-carrion eating animals like to eat alive animals because it's evolutionarily healthier. Dead things can have parasites, diseases, and other problem that their bodies can't handle.

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>>7698802
>Leopard
>Crocodile

>>7701109
Moms spaghetti

>>7700367

Not adorable for the horse getting its ass raped and torn up

>>7699099
ur into vore

>>7698598
Oh fug....W-Walk it off, Chris Rock

>>7701215
>Stop horse rape!
>Male horses can't get raped. Only female horses can.

>>7698756
What's the gif from?

>>7699092
this makes me happy. i hate cats

>>7701130
AND HE PUTS HIM IN THE SLEEPER HOLD!

>>7699226
Prairie dog hit by high velocity rifle bullet.

classic
https://streamable.com/06hw

>>7701371
no wait
i guess this is better

classic bear eats deer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzwbOZKfrUQ

>>7698815
Perhaps a fate WORSE than death!

>>7698828
The fetal ones are the tastiest.

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>>7701375
>>7701375

>>7698645
where do people post stuff like this?

Are there any webms of the Khoisan people running for hours after an antelope?

>>7698754
That was tactical fall?

>>7698828
jeesus

>>7698754
Predator spotted.
Initiating NOPE sequence.

>>7701507
>white people
>"Omg call somebody!"

>>7698789
>You have no natural predators

Except, you know, your own kind. Crocs don't mind cannibalism, mang.

>>7698686
You know, for a long time I held the idea that civilization is kinda lame and we all need to get back to nature a lot more, but holy fuck, I now know why we decided to build cities.

anyone has this or any other Cassowary video?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7da_1231519960

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>>7698847
this is a waste of an opportunity to put an "ALLAHU ACKBARRRRRR" audio clip in the background.

>>7701507
What do you mean call somebody?

Fucking liberals.

>>7698598
sometimes you just have the need to feel the breeze between your rubs

>>7701507
>Using his phone to film
>CALL SOMEBODY

really dude?

>>7700208
kEK

>>7701109
whoa what?

>>7698613
wtf, is that a mouse tail in it? Did the guy tape a dead mouse and baby chicken together?

>>7700296
what happened?!

>>7701091
is that bee pulling his wounded comrade to safety??

>>7700214
i lol'd

>>7698815
fucking matriarchy

>>7702797
hit by train

>>7698747
Franklin no

>>7698768
Sandy cheeks plays fallout

>>7701507
fucking cool

>>7698961
You're pretty good

>>7702758
underrated post
>bonus points for 'baby chicken'

>>7699922
the rule is something like 1-1.5 inches from between the eyes to tip of the nose equals 1 foot in length, looks like 15-20 inches so like 15- 20 feet

>>7698868
lol, i just noticed the mother is fucking shitting/jizzing as she was getting eaten out.

>>7701507
I can't tell whether it was eating the deer or fucking it.

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>>7700186

that's a fucking Nile Croc you Steve Irwin wannabe

>>7702366
>>7702035
He/she was saying call somebody, refering to the Police so they could move the fucking bear away from a populated area you dumb fucking children

>>7701083

hell nah

>>7702366

You can't just kill a bear. Dude could've gotten fined out the asshole if he would've killed it right there in the neighborhood.

>>7698623
Looks like somebody hobbled it then sent it out there to be eaten. Show for the tourists.

>>7699265
>Alan
Wilbur. Alan was the actor.

>>7703405
>Dreams of nothing but murder.