Throwing my hat in the ring. I have one more, but I'm not quite as confident about it.
There shall be no dirty momcest from me, i aint into that shit.
My personal favorite, and ive got more coming.
That is all for now, if the thread stays alive i will post more.
This is all for now, if the thread stays alive, ill post more later on. G'night gents.
What can I say?
Am I supposed to go on in *every* thread about my brother and I's years-long sexual relationship?
Am I supposed to do greentext after greentext about the first day he shot his load in my mouth? Or the Christmas he first fucked me, so soon overwhelmed and spurting inside me?
How about times he came all over me, bouncing and grinding on my cock as he tried not to moan?
I can't just come in here all the time and talk about times like a month or two ago, when I drove down there on a whim and he bent me over his bed and railed me until I made quite the large wet spot, all over his sheets.
I have a life, damnit, I can't go telling you every little sexual adventure of it.
Stop posting this shit
had a dream last night about my brothers gf, in the past few years i've been very attracted to her because she is pretty and has a very nice big ass, in the dream i was just in her kitchen with her and her friend. we're not really speaking much but she asks "what's up" i just say it, "i'm really horny" she palms me off and tries to forget i even said it, but her friend leaves and she whispers "we can't do it now, but i will wank you off one day, and you're going to cum on my big ass the i know you like" i actually wake up then with the hardest cock i've ever had.
i remember this one time, i was out back ready to go home with my bike and it had a flat tire, she came out and helped and her ass was so big that she had that gap at the top of the back of her jeans, she squatted down in front of me with her legs spread wide, all you could see was her pretty white thong, she kept fiddling around with the tire as i was just staring at her asscrack(shit like this gets me really turned on) to test the wheel she got up onto the seat but it was way to high, the same thing happened again and her asscrack and thong was in plane sight, i wanted to rip her jeans off and fuck her right there but i resisted until i got home and had a hard wank in the shower thinking about her.
there was another time when she was in the shower and i was in the spare room staying the night, she'd thought i'd gone to sleep by now and cam into to turn off the tv, she was wrong, it was pretty dark my end of the room but light enough to see her figure so she couldn't see weather i was asleep or not, she bends down in a small white towel to turn off the plug and i see her ass peek out, my cock got hard instantly so i had to try and hide it, i let her leave and went and jerked off in the bathroom.
i swear she does it on purpose though, there was one time it was me and her in the house (everyone else was out) and she left the bathroom door open when she was using the toilet but when i walked by the bathroom and saw her there on the toilet she said "oh sorry" and closed it the door.
Need sauce, dumping tumblr shit in return
anyone have that one of the "brother and sister" laying down with the sister rubbing the brother's dick into her pussy? I used to see that one all the time, but I haven't seen it for awhile. It's one of my favorites.
This kinda threads remind me that the sexiest ass I've ever seen (seen clothed, the closest to bare ass situation I have been is bikinis and shit but, hotdamn) is my aunt's. dammit I wish she posted sexy photos of herself in facebook but she ain't like that... don't get me wrong, she loves the dick but she only acts whore-ish in real life not in facebook
These would be so much better without the wall of text that accompany them.
Learn to be succinct.
>When we go on family vacations we spend a lot of time driving and our twin daughters get up to all sorts of things in the back seat
Fucking circumlocutory garbage. My brain fucking hurts. Try this:
>When our family goes on vacation, our twin daughters get up to all sorts of things in the back seat during the long drive
BAM! Fucking literary master piece! Oh? What's that? Too fucking long? Try this:
>What our daughters do when the family vacation drive is too long
POW! How's that you fuckers?! Too fucking long still?! Try this:
>How the twins stave boredom during long family trips
I just was saying it needs to be succinct but . . .
>You hear a moaning coming from your room, you enter to see your mother sitting at your desk finger fucking her wet cunt. "The the fuck are you watching mom?" you ask but she keeps watching the video and masturbating her sopping wet pussy. You look at the screen and its a video that your school bully made of you being bashed to a pulp. When the part comes on of you crying and begging your bully for mercy, your mother lets out a moan and has an orgasm right in front of you.
. . . Jesus fuckin' wept. May God bless them with lightning and save them from their autism. Try this:
>You investigate the moaning in your bedroom and find your mother at your desk, rubbing her sopping wet pussy. On the screen is that viral video of you being pulped by the school bully. You sob and beg for her to stop masturbating, but she ignores you as she climaxes hard, watching you on screen begging and sobbing for the bully to stop.
Meh, kinda long, but still a fucking class above.
. . . ya know, I came here to masturbate? No lie.
>I took my daughter and her friends to play some bowling after school but they spent more time fooling around than bowling. They spent the whole time talking about sex and they even argued about whos pussy looked the nicest. That's when they pulled up their dresses and showed me their tight little cunts and asked whos was the best.
. . . augh. I did come here to masturbate. I swear. But I can't just let this wall-o-text shit continue. Try this:
>I took my daughter and her friends bowling after school, but they spent the whole time, talking about penises and arguing over whose pussy was prettiest. They even flashed me and asked which was cuter. Fed up, I yelled at them to stop fooling around like a bunch a' goddamn twats and bowl a fucking game like they're suppose to.
Like I'm trying to jerk off, but my own fucking obsessiveness can't turn off.
>Daddy was still up when I came home so sat wih me while I complained about how I just can't connect with any of the guys I date. He was so sweet and listened to everything I said while we undressed. I'll always have my Daddy and when he pushes himself into me so deeply, I think he's all I'll ever need.
. . . rather, I imagine she's earing a promise ring on her finger instead of a wedding ring. Try this:
>When I got home, daddy was still up. I complained to him about how I just can't connect with any of the boys I date. He was so sweet and listened to everything I said while he thrust deep into my pussy. I'll know always have daddy, and I think he's all I'll ever need.
Done. Maybe I should get on Fiverr and do this shit for money.
Not really a GIF or webm to reply with but lately a cousin has been dropping hints that she wants to fool around with me. Lately it's been getting me hard as diamonds thinking about railing her the next time we get some alone time. Best thing is she is like 4'10
You know what you need to do, right?
I think it has to do with the fact that in most father/daughter material, the dad is always like 200lbs and fucking a little twink of a daughter. Looks pretty rapey tbqhwy.
Doesn't bother me though since I also have a rape fetish. I just don't find father/daughter stuff hot, regardless.
don't give me thoughts anon! iv'e jerked off to her plenty of times and cum hard and lots, just things when i see her like thong/nip slips get's me going, especially when she bends over in black leggings and i see her ass through them...oh don't get me started.
Just because you think older men are inherently rapists by default doesn't mean it's the porn's fault.
>"I don't go to work because there are women there and I don't think that women should work!!"
to give you an idea, her body is very similar to this.