UNDERWATER SEX

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here ya go anon

>>11259663
yeah, probably.

underwater sex is pretty much garbage. since water isn't compressible, you're basically hammering fluids up into her cunt. also, that water is going to wash away her natural fluids, which make much better lube than water, so tears and rashes are more likely for both of you.

so yeah. it seems like a good idea, but it's shitty in reality.

>>11259663
Actually, it was kindof a fetish for my first gf. Not mine, but I never complained about the extra enthusiasm.

>>11259820
>We get it, you vape

>>11259843
So... virgin or just lacking in experience?

Its called water proof lube. I recommend silicone base... uber lube is good stuff.

If you're moving with your partner, rather than treating them like an ona hole, you're sliding in and out... not forcing water up inside.

It's a much more sensual experience.

If you're looking to jackhammer the fuck out of someone, yeah... water is not your cup of tea.

Still, I'm with you OP... Sex in the water is awesome.

>>11259843
if you are sub 5" you are prob pulling out too far
> 8x6" masterrace reporting in

>>11259886
You have no idea what you talking about...

>>11259820
the other guy slowly back away as a cloud of jizz drifts towards him

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>>11259886

virgin detected.

anyone here have shower sex? sounds like it's gonna be fucking dope, but it's like trying to fuck a slip and slide rawdog. pussy juice feels better for both of you 100%

>not claiming to be a sexpert
>just actually have had sex

>>11260038
shower sex is overrated

>not enough room
>shower only hits one person
>lube washes away immediately
just fuck in a bath tub

>>11259843
depends on the person. some pussies can take it, others can't. what I think it comes down to is that as long as you actually listen to your partner there's a safe way to do both underwater and shower sex. instead of going at it like an inconsiderate douchebag, as long as you take it slow, let the vagina get used to the motion (you do know right, that vaginas need "warming up" before you can go 100%, right? right...?) and are considerate, I don't see a problem. there are so many factors to take into consideration so if you can't do it one day, it doesn't mean you can never do it. I know this must be a lot to process for all the man children inhabiting this cesspool of an internet forum.

honestly reading some of the shit you people post here makes me feel really bad for your "gfs". it seems like nice guys almost never post here and we only get to hear from opinionated and egotistical douchebags most of the time.

k, so have fun "ripping me a new one" 4chan regulars! I won't be reading your replies <3

>>11259820
Weee are the champioooonssss my frieeeeend..

>>11260038
>troll

>>11260038

Done that (webm). It's as fantastic with a dick. Damn I miss that hot tub.

>>11259874
HAH!

>>11259843
this.

never cared for it. shower sex and tub sex are just cramped, lacking in good lube, too much trouble. Mostly just porn fantasy.

>>11260390
My wife and I are long term members of a "Couples" resort called Sybaris. They have these heated pools that we have sex in multiple times during our visit.

So I am speaking from experience.

It's best if she wraps her legs around you and you hold her halfway in the water while you penetrate her.
Don't go all porn star and ram the hell out of her, as the water does affect her natural lube.

Go slow and steady, maybe even walk around a bit while you do it. If the water is 5 feet deep and warm it is a great experience. I always last longer too.

>>11260684
If you have a shower that has a sitting ledge it can help quite a bit actually. She sits in your lap and the water pours over her back and on you.

>>11259843
Shower sex does work but it needs 2 things

1. for the dick to go in with as little water as possible then staying in. A seal is created no more water goes in.
2. A vagina that naturally lubricates itself more than usual (think the vag that doesnt need lube).

Shower sex is nice. The hot water makes it good.

>>11260689

Pretty much this. Wife and I do it this way or from behind sometimes on pool noodles. Tight as fuck and I always cum extra hard from it.

>>11260577
>another virgin

This is the best we have until we get porn made in space

>>11261309
russia had a married couple in space :/

its happened