drunks

>>11227221
God, what a shit person, waste a beer and spill it everywhere and fall down leaving people to probably have to pick you back up

>Like the idea of girls under the influence in noncon scenarios
>Can't find videos or scenes of this stuff without it almost always being filled with girls puking and shitting everywhere
Should I be looking elsewhere? I'm not a big fan of girls puking and shitting.

>>11227199
She is not drunk she does this for attention

>>11228995
didnt expect a fucking tujurikkuja meme

>>11227199
Her name is Patricia Conde, she is an spanish actress

>>11229032
would have kekd if he had actually died

>>11229372
Song name? Thanks in advance.

>>11228989
I hope I never get to this point in life

>>11229909
been there..

>>11227199
Her mouth is MADE for dick

>>11227204
wtf? how does that work?

>>11228989
Damn, I'd rather the beer just broke

>>11228821
she had some dental work done prior to this and it was making her drool

>>11230754

Air is forced in which makes the carbon inside to react

>>11230775
that's pretty intresting

>>11230795

You can do it with pretty much every beer, but it takes a lot of practice to not break the bottle or spill the other person's drink.

>>11230754
>>11230775
Further expanded, the air that is forced into the bottle creates an oscillating pressure gradient inside the bottle. The change in pressure causes the carbon dioxide molecules to dislodge from the beer at a more violent rate. During fermentation, the beer becomes supersaturated with CO2 molecules due to the higher pressure inside the bottle, under normal atmospheric conditions, the CO2 naturally makes it way out from the beer at a slow rate, so the change in pressure essentially just makes the CO2 molecules wiggle free at a much higher rate. Just like how SCUBA divers need to monitor how much nitrogen is absorbed into their bloodstream. If they ascend too quickly, something analogous happens inside their cardiovascular system.

The use of gas to aid in the transport of fluids vertically is actually commonly used in the offshore Oil and Gas industry. In older fields where the pressure of the oil coming from the earth is not enough to move from the reservoir, to the seabed up through the conductor to the waterline (several miles vertically) natural gas is pumped back down at the bottom of the well and aids in the upward flow of the oil.

>>11230754
u need to get out more

>>11229032
Must be hard drinking that much water at once

>>11228989
>life.webm

>>11230754
Jfm

>>11230880
yeah probably.

>>11230866
you sure know about about the topic. Are you some type of researcher?

>>11227214
thats adorable

>>11227204
>top D of the month
>$2,779 CAD

fucking kek

>>11228801
Are you looking for real shit? If so, that's probably why you're finding real shit. Rape ain't pretty irl, boy.

If not, sorry, the industry hasn't hugely picked up on the fake-drugged fetish. We're kind of getting there with the "sleeping" fetish. There's a lot of incest material there too, often a drunk mom taking advantage of her son or vice versa. But the mom is topping a lot of the time, so you do have to be okay with femdom or search carefully.

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my favourite

>>11229032
*750mL
Any drunk knows that booze only comes in fifths and handles. (No smart drunk buys pints or beer.)

>>11229032
>edit between opening the bottle and drinking it
nice try

>>11230866
Studying fluid mechanics, huh? You a petroleum engineer, aerospace? You an ME? Us drunk engineers gotta stick together. (Even if I am jumping ship to computer science.)

>>11231038
Thank the gods for tile floors.

>>11231081
>>11230936
Quit my job as a subsea engineer and I'm currently an aerospace grad student (although I'm doing dynamics and control and not fluids). I do my best work drunk

Does she have a condition?

>>11231160
good job anon. very respectable job in the future!. if you drink too much you'll get stupid so don't drink too much

>>11231038
She looks so cute at 01:04

>>11230754

This is a fucking asshole move, that's how that works.

>>11231160
"Write drunk, edit sober," Hemingway said. Coming in to work hungover gets rough, though. Always make sure to change clothes, wear scents if you can.

I highly recommend switching teams to weed if possible. The rapid-fire thoughtchains help with creative problem solving and de-stressing, at least for me. Depends on if you're the more ADHD or more depressed spectrum of engineer, though. You probably wouldn't have gone to alcohol if you were the pure autistic flavor (I figure we're all a litte 'tistic in engineering).

>>11231160
Also be aware of getting fighty on the drink. I'm normally the chillest dude, nothing perturbs my calm, but man I have jumped down some people's throats over fucking nothing.

>>11227199
She's not drank. She's from a spanish TV show called 'se lo que hicisteis', her named is patricia, and is just doing some sexual things so his partner, the guy, can say funny things. All in show plot.

>>11231063
Or 1.14L

>>11228989
Lost. Seen it a hundred times and still lost.

>>11231160
Fuck you Mitch and or Max. Come back to work...

>>11230526
^This

>>11231038
Anyone have a source or a webm with audio? Tried looking but all I could find was the video with some shitty song playing over it

>>11230897
Oh really nigga? Ohh

>>11231063
I have a 1000ml chivas regal bottle sitting next to me. jimmys, rustled.

>>11227221
This is one of my favorites because you can tell she's a degenerate from this 10 second glimpse into her life.

>>11229601
enjoy the silence by either duran duran or depeche mode

>>11227221
love the way guy in background just moves his beer

>>11234756
Dude, that's a really good song and all, but I was talking about the song after the guy throws the bottle. It's some weird language so I can't find it anywhere.

>>11227221
Sometimes the shotgun does you...

>>11229372
She sounds hot. Not REAL hot, more like that fake Russian hot.

>>11230971
>todays top donator
>$1,391.82 CAD
THATS AS MUCH AS I MAKE IN 6 MONTHS

>>11227221
She died doing what she loved

>>11229037
Like you have to tell this fat fuck to get leftovers.

god what is so hot about bitches puking, it's so sexy

>>11238387
It is not

>>11229601
i can´t post the picture

>>11227211
>bongistani "women"

>>11227204
Am I weird for finding the fact that this whole thing was most likely planned just to get more money, repulsive?

>>11239835
Looks authentic to me but who knows...

>>11239868
shes actually pretty cute
would have taken care of her at my house, no questions asked

>>11239893
yeah I might just see things that are not actually there. I'm not sure either.

Maybe the "clinking" itself was genuine, and maybe the girl's reaction as well, but I feel like she realized almost immediately that she can "use this' accident.

Or I'm just paranoid. Fuck if I know.

>>11239914
After she tells him "I got to chug this" there is a pause as she looks up at him as if she is trying to give him some sort of signal perhaps.

>>11239914
>>11239941
She's just drunk talking. Girls like to pound em down and the fact that she's going to chug means she's trying to keep up with him

>>11239911
You probably wouldve forced her to eat a bowl of eggs

>>11228821
its a tv show, she does what plot says she has to do

>>11227211
aHA
Drinking is so much fun!

>>11228821
Just

>>11228989
bottle challenge, won!

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>>11240104

>>11227221
rip

>>11227199
Where is that from ?

>>11240785
Patricia Conde from Se lo que hicisteis

>>11240803
Thx i Google it

She hot

>>11240785
Is a Spanish TV show, called "Se lo que hicisteis..." and she is Patricia Conde

>>11227199
Fake as fuck mis amigos.

>>11239868
is she not wearing panties?

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>>11240104

>>11228801
There's some german website where a guy pays for prostitutes to get absolutely shit faced and just films them. They're all quite skanky though.

>>11231035
>Rape ain't pretty irl, boy.
lolno

>>11240104
> Adds 4chan meme only 4chan users will get
>Witty
>My nigga?
My Nigga!

>>11227211
>>11227221
>>11229372
>>11231038
>>11239868
This is why I only do mushrooms now. Fuckers can't handle booze but expect to be fine when they get blasted to the nth dimension.

Drunk chicks are repulsive.

>>11231038
how is she this small but full of so much piss?

>>11228995
>>11229011
>>11229013
>>11229017
>>11229023
all fake.

>>11229037
Iron fucking stomach. Some people have a right to be this fat.

>>11227221
this needs the "wasted" overlay

>>11231038
It's a shame she looks like a normal cute girl, but apparently has serious issues.

>>11229374
I really wanted to see *him* punch this dude. quite disappoiting

>>11230971
i wonder how real camgirls feel about a total tease like her making bank without having to do anything.

homegirlover here is taking a 13 inch dildo in her ass for money but all stpeach has to do is show some cleavage and act cute and the dosh is just rolling in.

This was a good thread.

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>>11240104

>>11231063
José gold comes in liters too. Wouldn't recommend.

>>11241217
>your body not handling a poison is the same as your psyche not handling a trip
you've clearly done neither

>>11230971
oppression

>>11229032
in all seriousness whoever watched him do this in the room is a piece of shit for letting it happen

>>11243378
nevermind, saw the edit

>>11231072
>>11243384
only the webm is edited
here's the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2ah-5Us_sg

>>11240104
good job anon

>>11241013
you fucking dork

>>11243448
and his hand/bottle go out of the frame. I did this with a splash of coke and some water to fool people that I drank a liter of tequila in high school.

>>11227199
I never thought someone drooling can be so cute what the fuck

>>11239914
No she's trying to use it at least, look at how she's reaching for the bottle after he takes it, and how she looks at her tits to see if they got wet to exclaim that, stpeach is a known attention whore so it could be staged too

>>11239868
Disgusting, seeing a guy in this position is repulsive but girls is on another level, if you can't handle it don't embarrass yourself

>>11229032
Fake although drinking that much water is rather impressive

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>>11230775

>>11230754
Water at the bottom of the bottle cavitates due to the sudden movement creating a shockwave within the beer once the bubble collapses. The carbonic acid in the beer is unstable and easily decomposes into water and carbon dioxide (this is why soda fizzes when you shake it). The shockwave causes ALL of the carbonic acid to decompose at once causing it to fizz up like crazy.

>>11227204
I don't care that she is stupid, I just want to see her tits.

>>11243633
There's the real answer.

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>>11230866
Actual science fag here.

Air being forced into the bottle has nothing to do with the physics involved in this trick. You can induce the same effect by hitting the bottom of the bottle as long as you compress the liquid as a column. The energy transferred to the liquid is done so through the glass. The sudden downward movement of the glass bottle creates the shock which causes the CO2 to return to a gas upon rebound of the compression (relative negative pressure). The pockets of gas expand as more of the gas is released in nucleation and the beer is brought out with it

TADA!.

>>11228989
*KA-CHING*
I AM THE ONE, DON'T WEIGH A TON
DON'T NEED A GUN TO GET RESPECT UP ON THE STREET

>>11244149
id smash for sure

>>11240104
Did not expect that. Good job anon.

>>11241332
no fucking shit, it was on TV here, some funny comedy skit for new years eve

>>11228989
DAB !

>>11231063
Liters of alcohol is the preferred size for international travel.

>>11244149
More? Source, info, details?

>>11229032
Fake as fuck why did he cut from opening the bottle to drinking it at 0:08?

downy cunt.

http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1504962716442.webm
classic

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>>11240104

>>11229032
goodnight

>>11241332
Oh boy

>>11243690
THANKS, SCIENCE!

>>11246237
See >>11243448. Not fake.

>>11240832
JAJA SOPA DE MACACO

>>11244149
Is this rape?

>>11229963
Damn... Must've been a hard time. Are you fine now?

>>11239893
you think wearing a low cut top and shoving a beer bottle full of foam in your mouth is "authentic"?

do you think that girls spend their time having pillow fights while wearing lingerie too?

>>11229963
I'm still there now.

>>11247349
considering the 21 year guy clearly was not interested most likely harassment