REKT thread: NO GORE edition

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>>11164062

>>11164055
lol

>>11164082
>>11164087

Good god, why do people still do this shit? Real fighting isn't that stupid/dangerous.

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>>11164098
Because when it works, it is beautiful.

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>>11164275

>>11164114
*Retarded

>>11164082
>>11164087
>>11164098
>>11164114
The part they really need to fucking stop doing is the ridiculous/unnecessary stunts like jumping off of random things. It looks stupid, it's completely unrealistic, and it doesn't make any sense.

lol, wrestling.
[spolier]Some of the clips are pretty good, actually.[/spoiler]

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>>11164299
Very little in wrestling makes sense. It's a magical fantasy world but it's fun.

>>11164130
Is this John Zandig?

>>11164322
JEEEEEEEEEEEEZUSSSSS

(Yes)

>>11164019
Thank god she hits like a girl

>>11164087
Did he dead?

>>11164019
I.... I think that turned her on?

>>11164059
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>>11164052
Fucking gold

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>>11164033
rofl

>>11164047
HAHAHA i'm dead

>>11164047
Doesn't she end up with the knife in her chest?

>>11164050
what the fuck is wrong with asia. Asia, get your fucking shit together

>>11164321
as a european who never watches this type of wrestling...


i love it when i do see it. It's incredible acrobatics and it just looks cool. I think most people who hate on it simply have the wrong expectations going in. It's gymnastics for men without actual fighting; which keeps the ordeal light-hearted. Still love actual fighting too; but it's way different from choreographed fights.

>>11164059

he got circumcised by a .38

classic

>>11164279
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>>11164087
>>11164321
>>11164082

Gayest shit I've ever seen. Great when you're a kid in the 90s tho

>>11164803

Incredibly bad safety inspections. They just don't give a shit if it means more cash. Things like that are fairly common in China.

>>11164050
What happened? Snake? SNAKE? SNAKE!!!!

>>11164749
yeah

>>11164299
Wrestling... Unrealistic... Faggot.

>>11164114
Nope, its still fake, stupid and gay.

>>11164840
As a european who watched as a kid, I like to compare it to figure skating. Except figure skating is fucking boring.

As far as over the top jumps and stunts go, if people wanted realistic they should stick to watching real fighting. But generally a good wrestler is able to make a fight interesting without having to do dangerous stuff. Id rather see a good choregraphy than a massive jump.

>>11165449
>figure skating is also fucking boring
fix'd

>>11164055
Wife material

>>11165076
And people complain that engineer's over design shit here in USA... Don't see people falling through holes or getting eaten by escalators here, though.

>>11165046
these are some good stunts when you think about it

>>11164050
watch your step in china

>>11164114
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>>11164299
>>11164321
>>11164138
>>11164275


I don't like this shit neither, BUT, it intends to be theatrical. Not being an asshole is understanding this and respect people who like it. Here in México is very popular, but it's not seeing as a martial art or olympic competition, it's like Rambo to us.

Cheer's from tamales land.

>>11165281
Kek

>>11164114
Still looks fake. It's like someone saw a pussy soccer player do one of those fake flops and said "how can we turn this into a standalone sport?"

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>>11165923
Of course it looks fake. It's performed in front of a live audience where you can't CGI and edit in bullshit.

>>11164499
it turned me on

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>>11164098
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>>11165923

>>11164019
woman vs dyke
Dyke wins every time.

>>11164050
Damn that's one shitty sidewalk.

>>11164648
would be smashing if not for that faggoty watermark niggerdom

>>11164059
Crime doesn't pay...especially in gas stations.

>>11164067
why the fuck are you posting these in multiple parts, you fucking faggot?

>>11164114
fucking gay

>>11165962
For some reason I want to fuck that chinese girl.

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>>11166022
Asuka is awesome

>>11165046

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrX9Ca7LSyQ

Think this is enough said. Sure its "fake" but you got to be a hardass to take and make this kind of stunts in the first place.

>>11165962
Jesus Christ wrestling is so fucking retarded.

>>11164047
Police brutality bla bla
Fat lives matter
Domestic violence
Unequal rights
No respet towards woman

>>11166036
that ref has the greatest job in the world

>>11166030
>This is what happens when you shit in a street that's not designated for shitting

>>11164019
that made me hard

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>>11166391

S N A P C I T Y

>>11164087
My sides!!
>he,fucking crossed himself before,and still fucked up
Thank you jesus, god, mary, anti-islam, thank you

>>11166422

All the time in pub

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>>11164019
almost felt like a re-enactment of pic related until the last part

>>11166391
if she had been more focused on the exercise and less focused on trying to make a pathetic face

>>11164138
As cool as this looks, this headbutt resulted in permanent brain damage that ended his career and nearly killed him.

also fake and stupid and gay

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>>11166603
>his headbutt resulted in permanent brain damage that ended his career and nearly killed him.
>fake

>>11164033
>alternate reality columbine didn't go so well

>>11164082
Well looks like his athletic career is over with.

>>11164050
once fell through a roof like that before, shits fucking scary

>>11166609
she kinda looks like maisie williams in this gif

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>>11164087
From eating european taco my belly is bloated, my spine hurts, my ribs rage, my eyes shed tears and my obliques are turning into bruce lee.

If this is not proof that god is great then i don't know what is, you pray to be entertaining, he makes YOU entertaining.

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>>11165990
>>11165969
Dykes are good at mma and women are good at show wrestling so when you combine both, the show can't fail.

>>11164047
She dun do nuffin....... Oh what she is white so it OK no riots.

If this is the gayest shit you've ever seen, then you are a 5 year old. Welcome to 4 chan...>>11165046

>>11164098
So we can have rekt threads.

>>11165962
I know it was fake but it was still pretty cool to look at.

>>11164019
Who área they?

>>11166603
no way would it have you fucking retarded or misinformed. that part of the skull is the thickest with links to motor functions. wouldent kill you

>>11164055
FUcking golden

>>11167184
dude actually did crack his skull doing that headbutt

never wrestled again

>>11167184
>On April 9 at Sakura Genesis 2017, Shibata was defeated by Okada in the IWGP Heavyweight Championship match. Following the match, Shibata collapsed backstage and was rushed to a hospital, where it was discovered that he had a subdural hematoma, which required emergency surgery. Shibata's injury was similar to what killed boxer Tim Hague a couple of months later. The injury, caused by a stiff headbutt combined with dehydration, caused Shibata to also experience some paralysis on his right side

Rekt thread gay edition

>>11164017
>no gore
gae

>>11164275
>>11164279
fake

>>11167313
I would have murdered that guy if that were my kid.

>>11167313
Pathetic insects

>>11166528
Tf happened?

>>11166152
>still thinks wrestling is supposed to look real
shut up

>>11167324
maybe we want to see people die with out seeing the maggots that are eating their rotting flesh

or maybe we are gay like you said

>>11167348
if i had to guess id say one tried to light the other on fire and lit himself too

>>11167338
i wouldve murdered that guy regardless of whos kid it is

>>11166391
Seen this once and that's one too many times

>>11167292
http://memecrunch.com/meme/4RWJ6/that-nigga-dead/image.jpg

>>11167292
get ded... wow

>>11167301
This was TOO fucking perfect. He's just standing "I'm so fucking cool dawg." BAM! Fucking DEAD!

>>11164492
no he dieded

>>11167952

I hahaha'd

>>11164019
Oozing charisma

>>11164033
in 1999 steve was chopping wood

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So by no gore does that mean no blood at all, or just no flesh?

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I'm just wondering because I'm very restricted in what I can post if I can't post any blood at all.

>>11164067
If thats real, dude learned some major lessons.

>>11166972

isnt the br a tranny? basically a man how is that fair

>>11168184
IN THE CURRENT YEAR (YOU) DON'T DECIDE WHAT'S FAIR!!!!

fuckin nazi

>>11166422
What game is this?

>>11168158
damn that's some bad luck

>>11166422

Counter Strike

>>11164749
i remember watching a police commentary of this for an investigation. apparently she turned the knife into herself and yes, it went into her when she got tackled. she survived.

>>11164299
It's called entertainment retard, it's not meant to be real

>>11167301
assuming something was sticking out of the train and it hit him but what? freeze-framing didn't help

>>11168302
There is nothing entertaining about staged wrestling...
It's a fake "sport" that has no value.
The only people that are captivated by staged wrestling are children and retards/rednecks.

>>11168152
yo i could watch a 24h (or atleast daytime) stream of this and i wouldnt get tired of it

>>11168203
nerve gas is super dangerous. people need to be more aware

>>11168203

Guy get into car. I think "Great someone with brains is going to knock the rig away from the cables and save him"

Nope. The cunt just drives off.

>>11166030
that doesnt look like such a great distance but dat drop tough

>>1116831
my opinion>your opinion

>>11168215
Insurgency, but they added a new anti cheat thing, so the game lost a lot of players.

>>11168130
wtf. aren't they just kids?
did he kill him for fucking doto?

>>11168222
crazy how the guy with the towel is so close to getting shot too.

>>11168121
that pengu was cower with shit already. must have a fetish

>>11166528
Those fucking samsung 7s man.

>>11164050
Sinkholes are common in south-east Asia.

I will not go there

>>11168113
looks like he should have died with the first kick.

>>11168130
this is what happens when you steal my penta

>>11166391
>when everything goes wrong the guy grabs a boob
Kek
Also she lockerd her legs

>>11167313
>chinks

>>11166972
Gabi Garcia is a juiced monster. Would be cool to see her competing with men in real fights if she could actually fight and not do these idiotic clown fights

>>11168108
dude i love you. this happened to me the other day

>>11168306
>zoom in, enhance! rotate that image 360 degrees so we can see it from the passengers point of view

>>11168469
There's no point in being juiced like a gorilla when she has the reflexes of a dead badger.

>>11166560
If every MMA fighter laerned to chain punch it would be a lot more fun to watch

>>11167313
>>11167338
It's too fucking fake
There into a single drop of blood

>>11168222
Oh yeah..... The good ole let's rob the FBI Safe house gag. Gets me everytime

>>11164114
Everyone samefagging about how gay wrestling is. This shit was fucking hot-- you have no idea how hard it is to coordinate such a perfect move set like that. I wrestled for 5 years and 3 months doing countless matches with some of the best dudes in the business, but can't fathom the amount of work needed to make it far in this brutal business.

Yeah, its fake. I know plenty of dick-riders who mouthed off about that and don't look beyond that like the retard they are-- but when you make it look this fucking good selling moves and telling a story is commendable and downright brass balls levels of skills.

>>11168327
he was longpast dead at that point

shock from powerlines will kill you instantly if the elec goes to your heart, but the pure heat will kill you in a couple seconds just because its so much raw power. by that time it had been a good 30 seconds, he wouldve been crisp at that point

>>11164082
How fat and un athletic do you have to be to straight up break your leg from jumping down, what 6 ft? My god

>>11168140
Had kids with a Chinese girl. A lot of them are like this, just let the kids go and do whatever the fuck they want. Chinese women are fucking terrible parents

>>11164087
lost

>>11168767
Well, you know, there's too many of them so it's not that surprising that they let the natural selection to reign supreme.

>>11167313
god damn.

>>11164840
>as a european

fuck off you kraut

>>11168322
Yes, it is very relaxing.

>>11167313
Teaching him a lesson on child labor

>>11168203
only real solution to help would be:
Get in a car and hit the metal thing with it, to break the circuit.

Kicking it like that one guy did should also have shocked him seriously.

>>11168203
>
Dumb cunts should have driven car into rig.

>>11164130
I hope they didn't get wet.

>>11168999
For what? Body recovery?

>>11165962
She looks like the wife of the guy from Hydraulic Press channel

>>11168625
lol 360.....

>>11164059
Free circumcision? thanks grandma

>>11168215
CS:GO 2023

>>11168109
deserved it

>>11164114
>uk championship
>americlapping

>>11164050
Duunnna Dunnna Dunnna

>>11168292
as I recall, she won a major lawsuit because of something to do with excessive force, blah blah blah

>>11168709
>FBI

>>11168108
That ultra satisfying DINK of aluminium against skull. Satisfying

>>11168380
Rubber bullets.

>>11166391
I've seen this one dozens of times, it's fake though right? right?

>>11166603
>As cool as this looks, this headbutt resulted in permanent brain damage that ended his career and nearly killed him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHlhlt55fmY

>>11168155
that guy running....fuck

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>>11166022
same lol

>>11164055
B A S E D

>>11166391
this is why you dont lock your legs fuckin noob

>>11169562
ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATTA

>>11169562
Hope he dies assassinated in prison.

>>11169562
story?

>>11164114
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaame

>>11169562
What a roid-raging sack of shit.

>>11167313

Guy had schizophrenia iirc

>>11166006
Newfag detected.

>>11169562
what's the story about this?

>>11168155
What happened here? It looked like something was being carpet-bombed.

>>11164114
LIQUIIIIIDDD

>>11164019
Where is her mouth guard?

>>11164030
Fake as fuck. The Aligator barely moves and doesn't spin right after. Also it looks plastic.

>>11166006
Hi, welcome to 4chan you massive obvious faggot.

>>11169562
Alpha as FUCK but what the fuck did the guy do to deserve being murdered? I can only assume he issued a credible threat to kill the dude, otherwise mega overkill.

>>11164050

Cue the "bloop bloop bloop" sound when you go through the green pipe in Mario

>>11169648
Kek'd

>>11167952
Just... Go to jail. Someone is bound to do that to you, lol

>>11169807
>Women can knock teeth out

>>11169807
it fell out, look closely

>>11164492
he later died from internal bleeding

>>11169815
Nigger they cut away like a second after it bites down

>>11169468
really? dink sound from an inside the car camera? this video is fake

>>11168165
That is one hella skilled rider to not wipe on that!

>>11168163
why are the chinese so unlucky

>>11168215
Battlefield: Europe 2030 edition

>>11166528
Don't mess with pyromancers.

>>11168203
this is nerve gas

>>11168158
after living in Mumbai for a few months im surprised at the lack of accidents and death. with how shitty the vehicles are and shit the driving is.

>>11166218
beats stacking boxes at a big box cuck employer

>>11168170
damn navy battles and ships are so damn awesome. i wish we had more video of them in actually war.

>>11168729
wrestling is fucking gay bro stfu

>>11168163
thats some final destination type of magic there

>>11169876
karma for how they treat dogs

>>11167313
If this is China he probably got the death penalty

>>11168729
bruh u r gay

>>11169557
where's the fucking ref??

>>11168222
its a training exercise nobody actually gets shots here

>>11164803
>asia
china*

>>11166391
>locks her knees
darwin at its best

>>11169509
uh no lol, don't lock your legs

>>11168109
what the fuck is wrong with chinks

>>11168373
yes and yes

chinks see death on a daily basis so they have no regard for human life

>>11164332

THERE WERE FIVE OF 'EM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ7_5MMboo4

>>11168203

>Lawrence, the First Vicar

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>>11166218
That ref is death match wrestling legend Drake Younger... I've seen that guy in some absolutely brutal matches. The fact he can still walk and function is a small miracle.

>>11169340
I love the ref dancing along and Ruckus trying to keep a straight face in the corner.

>>11168121
I didn't think anything would make me actually laugh out loud in this thread. Why though? What bird behavior is that?

>>11169562
Story please

>>11169654
do you?

>>11170109
this is a rekt thread not a talk show thread

>>11164033
wut is going on???

>>11169992
But why would they be in that guy's house? Is he important or something?

>>11169992
>>11170213
It was actually the Russian equivilant to swat conducting a raid on that dudes house. It was a stinger (hence the guy coming down the stairs) and they were all shooting blanks, as is customary. They'd rather not spend money on rubber bullets I guess

>>11164050
this would be my fucking luck

>>11168069
1997

>>11164019

At first I hated that disgusting creature with the fury of a thousand suns

Now I understand that faggots like Fallon Fox are a blessing, for their obviously disgusting behavior only serve to show to the entire world how much of a bunch of insincere freaks these guys are.

All trans are mentally ills and manipulators who want both the advantage of being a man and of being a woman, without any of the obligation of either. Basically most trans want nothing more than to be the most stereotypical of whores. The saddest is how ironic its all is, they're fighting tooth and nail to redefine gender, as to become a living stereotype of the very gender they want to change to.

>>11168695
It looks cool but it's not a good move to beat the shit out of someone fast.

>>11168751

Actually if you watch closely her leg got caught in the legs of her opponent and when they fell to the ground her knee got dislodged by the lever effect, knees are just not meant to bend sideway.

>>11164114
faaaaake!!!

>>11167184

>HURR DURR BRAIN DAMAGE IS RELATED TO SKULL THICKNESS, BEHOLD MY LACK OF COMPREHENSION OF BASIC HUMAN PHYSIOLOGY

Jesus, you know that brains aren't static and kinda float around? And what would happens to that brain if the box its in shake one side to the other suddenly? Whatever in it is smashed against the sides. This is how brain injuries are made.


I think the only animal that is really adapted for this shit is the goat, even bulls can get permanent brain damages from dueling.

>>11166972
Now this is real figth not that wwe fake faggoshit, the pink beauty even look more manly that wwe faggocast

>>11167313
Sauce?

>>11169665
>>11169777
>>11170195

Not the guy who posted it but I remember seeing this posted on a certain Gore website. Russian kid was just talking shit to the other guy in front of his girlfriend. Cocky kid definitely deserved a punch to the mouth but not death.

>>11167292
Excellent DDT counter and he sold it well.

>>11168152
this needs sound effects

>>11169872

Dude, please be joking

Aluminum bat are hollow, and things that are hollow resonate. So what would happens if that same hollow aluminum bat would come in contact with a skull?

>>11168121
The color of that penguin isn't normal, I can asume his been taking that jerk shit for a while, in our culture he would blow his ass already

>>11164033
He looks like a white-trashy version of Putin

>>11168130
Fucking call of duty, it only causes friendships brake down

>>11164098
Well, it's like that in the movies

>>11168140
>>11168767
That because somehow they think the children must have to learn to be a good member of the society by thereselves, like Going to school alone, to store and shit like that, don't try to understand, is his culture, maybe is supposed to don't have logic

>>11168215
Call of Dooty
Looks like a 1v1

>>11170387
Thanks. Do we know what kind of sentence the nutjob got?

>>11167524
Newfag

>>11168215
Escape from Tarkov

>>11170420
>brake

>>11168121
I would've gotten up in the middle of the night, and pecked that fucker in the back of his/her neck until it stopped moving. Then I would shit on it.

>>11168203
I though they've hit a cable up there and he just got stuck. The other two guys seems to have been repeled.

>>11164098
Real fighting is of course more dangerous. The difference is expecting to maybe get your teeth knocked out ... or not expecting any serious damage and then bang broken leg, neck, etc

>>11170600
Yeah it was something like that. "Nerve Gas" is just another silly forced meme employed when people seemingly suddenly drop dead.

>>11169782
iirc it's a gas power station or something that had a malfunction.

>>11169876
They're the most numerous people on earth, if something happens to someone they are most likely Chinese.

>>11164138
kino

>>11164114
gay

>>11165962
this one looked kinda cool

>>11166528
Burning man festival

>>11168113
I hate bullys

>>11168152
This is why I only eat white bread

>>11168155
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>>11164492
>>11167791
>>11169860
No he didnt. He fractured his skull and broke his neck but is still alive.

>>11168215
Pavlov

>>11168695

ive done wing tsun for ages and while it looks cool, chain punches just arent very practical - thought theyre a great stamina builder

out teacher always made sure to teach us tons of grappling and punching in addition to the classical stuff

>>11166972
"Can't hit women" they said....
"You can be anything" they said.....

>>11165855
Here on Mexico? Im mexican and i fucking hate that are you 12

>>11168203
HUMAN ARC WELDER

>>11169557
THAT FUCKING ROO KNOWS JIU JITSU!

>>11168113
story?

>>11169981
If this is US he would get a counselling.

>>11169567
IM ONLY HAPPY WHEN IT RAINS

>>11169571
This soundtrack makes my dick hard

>>11168729
Must be pretty hard to coordinate their dicks entering each other's butts.

>>11168113
Can we get a translation or something? Why is that guy getting his ass beat?

>>11169557
HES HURT MIKE HES HURT

anyone have the one with the family in their car, explosion happens and everyone is screaming about being deaf?

>>11169557
shhh no tears now, only dreams

>>11171124
I remember the first threads
God, it was beautiful

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>>11168155
Anyone else see the guy low-crawling after the larger blast?

>>11170411
>in our culture he would blow his ass

>>11168306
looks like a rail or part of the train hit him. Im sure its a shit design and he kept moving back toward the train like a retard

he is 100% dead

>>11164098
>Real fighting isn't that stupid/dangerous.
Mostly broken legs\arms vs guaranteed brain damage over years

>>11171415
*descalated quickly

>>11168152
so I guess bread isn't vegan after all.

>>11168109
damn and grandpa was walking his grandson home from school too.

>>11167292
slick.

>>11168108
That'll teach ya to be a goof

>>11171056
Roo-Jitsu
ftfy

>>11167348
nerve gas

>>11166560
my uncles use to beat me up like this

>>11168108
>>11169872
Just reminded me of this:
https://youtu.be/kvvJYVL7Bpk?t=50s

>>11171430
No just you

>>11168203
did he die instantly? what the aftermath look like, are his soles gone?

>>11171415
Do you think he broke his legs?

>>11167146
it's a real technique though
https://youtu.be/JBK-8phKYPQ?t=40s

>>11166022
gay

>>11164019
HNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG that smile

>>11168108
is this letterkenny?

>>11166391
there goes her acl's

>>11173577
we're way past bump limit, dude

>>11173585
Okay, thanks.

>>11164050
>be Chinese
>fall into holes/get run over