Let's do it.
>>11159419
okay. I lost
>>11159419
Top fucking kek, lost hard
>>11159419
niggers deserves worst.. bunch of monkeys ans apes fucking around and shitting on the floor
Please, does somebody know the one prank call where he says "put the phone down" and the other person gets all giddy "I'M NO'T GONNA PUT THE PHONE DOWN!"
I'm trying to find who made it, please, it's so good xd
>>11159618
THEY ALWAYS DISCONNECT DAMN IT
Haven't made webm but fresh oc here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRtGDQ4ACp0
>>11159593
is the most cute
>>11159405
>fucking niggers
>>11159419
every fucking time
>>11159561
i am the only that lost on this one ?
>>11159913
I just wanna say as someone who identifies as a National Socialist; every religion believes this.
>>11159926
>>11159913
Not only that, but given context it could also be excusable. For example if the country collapsed and we descended into anarchy.
>>11159593
Hood music with cute anime shit is like a drug to me.
>>11159618
should be in the rek'd thread
>>11159618
>you both like dick
>you both like reddit, rape
>you both like tumblr
>>11159618
Lol, well I lost.
can someone upload that webm when girl is giving bj and then suddenly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WAOxKOmR90
forgot to save.....
>>11159338
>>11159963
>>11159934
>>11160297
>japan has anime
>europe has puppets
i swear almost every other show they make has a puppet in it
>>11159561
god fucking dammit, my sides. iv seen this so many times but its never had that ending part before.
>>11160344
>i swear almost every other show they make has a puppet in it
America has The Muppets and Washington DC.
>>11160344
>>11160372
>>11160403
wtf?
>>11160403
>>11159618
GOTTA GO FAST
god this thread sucks
>>11159405
I can't breath.
>>11160297
context:
>EuroVision song contest
>Ireland votes Dustin the Turkey to represent them
>Dustin is popular Irish kids tv show presenter character
>a puppet sings at an event that singers would consider an prestigious event
>loses
>has a dick for a beak
>>11159587
He does a lot of prank calls. He is on YouTube, try searching for "I scratched your car prank call" and find it from there
>>11160475
so does your contribution
>>11160486
Further Context:
>Ireland was nearly bankrupted after winning EVSC like 3-4 years in a row.
>Put on pure shit for 15 years to make sure they didn't win again till they wanted to.
>>11159405
OH. MY. GOD. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
>>11159585
Can someone rape this guy's family already?
>>11160512
>shit talking japanese game shows
Get the fuck out of here.
>>11160554
you're a gullible idiot
>>11159405
Holy fucking shit!!!
>>11159913
No shit.
There is literally a verse in the bible where God tells the Jews to kill all the men, slaughter the children, and rape all the women.
>>11159419
I wasn't used to lose so early in the threads anymore.
>>11159419
Lost
>>11159585
>Shitting on the floor
Are you sure you're not talking about India or the PRC?
>>11161235
ok this one got me.
>>11161067
a fellow ashens/barshens watcher. nice one anon
>>11161067
I like Ashens
>>11160475
Well your post is in keeping with the theme of the thread then.
>>11160018
Amazing, lost
>>11161321
45 x 3 = 135
Not 180
>>11161157
Fucking no time for caution...
>>11160552
>>11160540
>Hotline Saigon
Who is the singer?!
>>11159585
enjoy hell you racist shit. You will be made black in hell
>>11159419
this is too much
>>11161619
>implying that black is inferior while calling others racist
a highly curious case
>>11161548
$45 for 3 months
3x3=9
I don't know if you're unaware, but there are 12 months every year. No more, no less.
It's 45x4=180 you retarded nigger
>>11161675
Fucking lost.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>11161675
lol what the hell
>>11161727
newfag detected
>>11161740
so?
>>11161675
tfw no wall, no plans for wall, and Mexico ain't paying for it a full eighth of the way through presidency.
>>11161783
tfw the wall was never a real thing
>>11159419
Fucking Lost !!
>>11159587
this looks staged.
like, this guy is walking slowly, not looking at the car right behind him?
hmm.
>>11159934
>if we didn't have a government it would be morally permissible to murder children
Hello Chaim.
>>11159587
>>11161321
daaaaaaaamn.jpg
>>11159963
probably why you will die a virgin
>>11161548
female detected
>>11160620
>>11161619
thanks to prove anons right you dirty apes
>>11161321
this is funny? fucking 15 y/os have taken over
>>11161067
Is that guy a fucking retard?
>>11161619
>>11161675
>Turompu
>>11162087
what the shit is that
>>11162077
actually, トランプ is literally to-ra-n-pu
>>11162116
what the fuck
>>11161161
Wut.
>>11162087
This makes me lose everytime
>>11161813
> what is training
Does your mommy tie your shoes for you too or do you use velcro?
>>11162110
>>11162116
I've seen the one where she tells him not to cum inside but now that I've seen more of the guy...
It's just even more cringey and worse
>>11159926
>identifies as
Kill yourself.
There's no "identifies as".
You either are or are not whatever the thing is.
>>11161919
lost
>>11162049
I don't get it. It's just a bad rap video
>>11161157
Now THAT is a blowjob
>>11161859
Fucking lost hard
Here's my OC. We need more of these! Meme the shit outta this to turn the mainstream tide against these fucks
>>11162244
go back to /pol
>>11162244
10/10
>>11162253
fuck you
>>11162116
da hell?
>>11159405
BOMBOCLAAAAAT!
>>11161619
>implying hell is full of blacks
>implying being black is hell
Really Bilbo's my Bagginses
>>11161209
The difference is that specific verse is against a specific nation and group of people at that time because of context, it's not a blanket statement OKing genocide in perpetuity.
The talmudists on the other hand have essentially built their entire religion around circumventing their own laws, that's why he is saying "in certain rabbinic opinions" There are very few absolutes in their religion because if a Rabbi can offer a compelling argument for something then it is deemed acceptable. It's pretty much the source of all moral relativism.
>>11161603
Gook girl #1.198,183,893
>>11162326
I lost
>>11161859
holy shit, is this normal pope worshipers? I thought they just sprinkled the kid, not fucking waterboarded them.
>>11162116
this guy is a legend.
>>11162406
It's an orthodox baptism. They dunk the kids.
>>11162137
or even to-ra-mh-pu
>>11162116
I dare you to fap to this.
>>11161919
holy shit lost
>>11162087
i lsot
>>11162406
pretty sure those are orthodox
>>11161859
lost
>>11160403
>>11160408
I'm interested in the source of this. This seems like non-brainlet entertainment.
For those who don't understand, up until the end of the Renaissance philosophy was all about being correct and shitting on religious values and that feelings were less important than facts (eg; it is better to be cruel and efficient than kind and impotent). Immanuel Kant (a very religious person) came out and said that being correct or efficient isn't as important as being nice to people. Kant got shit on, however, for being Christian and not a 'mentally-pure' atheist. In Europe, a young, very anti-religious Karl Marx thought Kant's book was pretty good and turned Kant's ideas into what we now call Marxist theory, which is the basis for all social sciences and 'humanitarianism'. Basically a way of saying that Kant's ideas weren't Christian but were 'human'.
Later, Friedrich Nietzsche, the final-boss atheist, came out and said that humanitarianism was stupid because we all die and that letting anyone decide what you do or how you act is stupid. He said you can be as mean or as nice as you want, but that acting like it was philosophically correct to possess 'humanitarian' values was as dogmatic as the religion that Karl Marx was trying to get away from--and, bonus stupid points for Marx, it was exactly what Christianity had been telling people to do anyway.
Unfortunately, the Nazis were big vocal fans of Nietzsche, and now it is *super* taboo to talk about him in schools or colleges. So when your humanities professor discusses the history of a field, it usually always includes Marx and Kant for establishing 'the humanities' and never includes Nietzsche because according to him the entire concept of trying to enact social change is retarded (which by the way, it is, and the only reason it happens is because the government steals from you to pay for it).
>>11162253
>being this butthurt about a nutshot
>>11162508
I love it.
>>11159587
phone losers of America, specifically brad from the snow plow show
>>11161783
jokes on you, contract bidding and planning is going on right now.
>>11162244
The timing is crap on this one, the music needs to start once he gets hit in the balls.
>>11160018
Fuck, that car caught on fire! Quick, put in the wipers!
>>11161783
budget is allocated by the government, bidding going on, planning going on, and mehico will pay for it with tarriffs or they risk collapsing their whole economy
educate yourself, stay informed, don't be a tool
>>11159913
lololost
>>11162507
>>11161157
chooooses combat gear lolol
>>11159338
NAACP ALWAYS DELIVERS sorry nazis this year will go black strong as obama just wait you ain't gonna see justice like this and pis your pants since O.J got off
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/naacp-official-nfl-take-boycott-threat-seriously-181539233.html
>>11162660
Yeah, and Mexico is planning to pay for it?
I swear, this is the dumbest shit.
>>11162708
>>11162736
>>11162738
>>11162749
>>11162756
>>11162760
>>11162753
worth it for tiddies
>>11162753
damn
>>11162032
Fuck off you white cracker.
>>11159926
i guaran-fucking-tee you that is legitmately wrong. you dumb fucking cunt. kys
>>11162780
I don't get it
>>11162792
Ask your parents.
>>11162756
Fucking based lol
>>11162729
What's dumb about it is the fact sanctuary cites still exist, without them there is almost no incentive to make illegal entry since they'd be losing their safe zones against ICE. Anyways the wall isn't even built yet and illegal entry is way the fuck down, eliminate sanctuary cities and you could argue a wall probably wouldn't even be needed anymore.
And obviously Mexico wouldn't and frankly can't pay upfront, this part has been settled for a long time now so I don't know why you people still bring it up.
>>11161603
Just search drake bling viet version and you'll see a zipperhead youtuber that goes by vietenglish or some shit.
>>11162792
There's nothing to get
>>11162253
/pol/ is God to you faggots.
>>11162240
You lost when you were fucking born, dumbass.
>>11161603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9sGhNoSG3o&ab_channel=VietglishFun
>>11162500
It's not like you ever achieve anything significant in your life anyway, you fucking retard.
>>11160552
Hearing OI BLYAT in the distance at the end killed me
>>11162753
Fuck you
>>11162753
Oh no
>>11162809
>>11162792
The joke is that when the question is read aloud (what would you do?) the guy on the left (can't remember his name atm) looks at Kari or whatever her name is.
Look at his eyes the moment he is done asking the question.
>>11160297
Fucking Dustin the Turkey. He is a national treasure.
>>11159405
Ya know i was unsure of the Ghostbusters 2 (2021) plot, but maybe ill come around
>>11159934
Consider suicide.
>>11162753
fuck you
>>11162870
Exactly. Nothing to get.
It's fucking retarded
>>11162746
WHAT.IS.THE.AGE. PLEASE TELL ME I JUST FAPPED TO IT
>>11162738
no more squishin and squashin, or flippin and floppin
>>11162137
When N comes before certain sounds such as P, the N can be read as both N and M. The more you know.
>>11161919
>>11161919
>>11162987
>>11162753
kys
>>11162987
>>11161919
>>11162753
Fugg
>>11162991
>>11163002
Fucking legends
>>11162738
Literally the first 2 seconds is what got me, FUCKING LOST.
>>11159926
Not Christianity
>>11162253
/pol/ is funnier then 90% of these threads
>>11162753
Good job.
>>11162753
Aw shit. A negro.
>>11162507
fake & gay
>>11161067
>Shit I watch on youtube for a sexy voice.
>>11162746
FUCK YOU
Christianity made my mother a flat earther. Thanks Jesus, you cunt.
>>11162792
>>11162780
>>11162809
>>11162870
>>11162918
Oh god this joke is layered but here I go.
Obviously both Grant and Tory (the guys) answers would be to "do" Kari. Being dumb as she is, she doesn't realize that comedic connection they have and instead asks (specifically Tory) for literal clarification on the question, but in Tory and Grant's mind it seems as if she's disappointed that Tory would last just seconds in bed, This also reinstates my theory that Tory and Kari were seeing each other during the production of mythbusters. Plausible
>>11162792
>>11162809
>>11162780
I think the joke is simply that Kari answers the question by just going "seconds...? Only seconds?" Which implies that if she would actually be confrontonted with the fact that she only had seconds to live, she wouldn't do anything besides saying "seconds?" in utter confusion.
>>11163144
consider >>11163141
>>11162508
Nietzsche, Schmietzsche.
"Ooo, why can't I do what ever I want without consequences, waaahhh."
Because fuck you, Nietzsche, that's why.
>>11162746
fuck you
>>11162736
haha
>>11162753
mo
>>11162753
oi
>>11162352
He didn't imply any of that, Mr. Baggins. He implied the other anon will go to hell for being racist, and that he will be made black as a means to bolster his suffering since he hates blacks so much.
>>11162798
Because then we have to pay for it dumb fuck.
>>11162753
Darn.
>>11162753
aw yea
>>11162753
(You)
>>11162746
holy fuck me man made me jump
>>11161859
Lovely stuff.
>>11159587
that music just makes me sad. simpler times
>>11162087
Is there a version of this on youtube? I want to send this on Discord.
>>11162753
love her too much
>>11162110
I thought it was going to be a comedy bit when with that beginning talking about Floppy Disks. I was pleasantly surprised to be proven wrong.
>>11162753
kys
>>11161919
The guy who answered the phone sounds a bit like Squirrely Dan
>>11161859
I remember when I first seen the original. Dude was dunking a line of babies like a fast food joint.
>>11162753
mommy
>>11162928
If you notice that it is made by hegre-art.com, their studio make legal videos.. dumass.
>>11159561
I just realised how much I miss bevis and butthead
>>11162116
lmfao i need more of this epic man
>>11162991
Look at the size of that shit. This must've been from the day when downloading viru-- I mean porn from Kazaa was cool.
>>11161161
lost it
>>11162753
Hope you die from Kidney Stones, fgt
>>11163473
ohmygod lost
>>11162116
>>11162110
Proof that you retards don't need 8+ inches to get laid, nor do you have to be ripped.
>>11163490
>>11162508
sorry buddy but you did not read kant if that's what you think, nor did you go to college if you think nietzsche isn't a huge topic on campuses.
>>11163493
>>11163497
>>11163500
>>11163503
>>11163505
>>11163508
>>11163510
>capcha: verify grapes
>>11163513
>>11163516
>>11163517
>>11163518
Wasn't aware that "OC" means not funny.
>>11163520
>>11161157
>>11163517
fantastic
>>11162746
jokes on you, i was already looking at the door
>>11159405
i'm dying, please send help
>>11159997
Youtube is the best place.
>>11162753
damn it
>>11162753
please no
>>11160540
My god the F4 Phantom was a beautiful aircraft
>>11161157
>no
>it's necessary
>>11162753
nice titties
>>11162753
kys
>>11162753
>:(
>>11162508
This is from a German satire show with Jan Böhmermann who also got convicted for hate speech in a shame poem against Erdogan (luckily he kinda won the lawsuit9.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY
>>11160486
Eurovision is a political tool. You could send anyone they wont give a fuck how good your song is.
>>11162508
This is wrong on many counts. Kant was actually a closet atheist, and there is private correspondence where he admits this.
The only reason why he appears Christian is that his whole ethical endeavor was to ground Christian principles in purely human reason. He knew that by his time the Church's power was truly waning and worried that with it, the values that the church taught would also dissolve.
There is also no embargo on Nietzsche in schools, and least from my perspective in the US. He just isn't taught in philosophy departments because many academic philosophers don't belong to the same tradition in which he wrote.
He is studied very much in literature however, especially as it relates to the individual.
>>11162326
>i have a snorkel
lost
>>11161919
Call 911! Call the cops!
Fuckin yanks
>>11162928
Emily Bloom, thank me later
>>11162753
dang
>>11161157
This is called a Red Velvet, it's a prostitution service offered at the high roller hotels in Macau
>>11162508
If you really believe what you wrote you are beyond retarded and it's clear that you've never seen an establishment of higher education from the inside.
>>11161235
the thud got me
>>11163723
I think this is some sort of 'troll' or inside reference to this... >>11162756
>>11162753
shoot, you got me!
>>11163751
I'm inclined to believe it's genuine. I hang out with a few alt-right guys it never ceases to amaze me the mental gymnastics they'll go through to justify having no higher education. Yet they have no shortage of opinions on it.
>>11163792
Going into dept seems like a bad idea
>>11162110
This fucking guy, Jesus
>>11163802
get your bachelors at a community college they're not expensive. Keep your grades above a C and you'll get a pell. I think my net cost for college was something like 8k after grants and financial aid. If you're going for law or something that's different game all together
>>11163792
>philosophy
>politics
>higher education
You literally just read their shit, and you're done.Woopty do.
>>11163817
>they don't grade or test you on your understanding or implementation of the material or anything
>>11161919
oh fuck I lost... we need a fucking plague
>>11162753
No don't do that
>>11162753
fug
>>11162753
I hate you people more than life
>>11159798
>>11159963
kill yourselves.
>>11162753
hi
>>11162753
cunt
>>11162753
Fucker
>>11162077
lost
>>11162753
Ok.
>>11159926
>someone who identifies
>>>/tumblr/
>>11160554
>>11160554
I'm from Ireland, This is true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg
>>11163503
What anime?
wait is not giving back results
>>11163924
It's not an anime, it's from the Super Smash Bros. for Wii U opening.
>>11163483
the guy clearly has paid them, you whop.
>>11163905
they're a Nazi, they really don't belong in tumblr
>>11162507
what accent is that? hackney?
>>11162753
why did i even klick this after reading the replies?
>>11160297
Producers managed to sneak a jew flag in there.
>>11162753
meme me harder
>>11163483
That´s because the girls thought they would get big in porn industry,
>>11161919
that was funny
>>11162784
tfw this is accurate wtf timeline is this?
>>11161161
On a scale of 1 to Willie Nelson, how high was he during this video?
>>11162746
>>11162868
lost
>>11162753
kyssss
>>11160475
lost
>>11162753
You fuck
>>11162753
fuck
>>11161675
Song name?
>>11161209
I hope you understand that the old testament is the part of the bible the jews follow yes? new testament is where Christianity comes from.
>>11159338
kek
>>11162753
god dang it
>>11161157
tfw you will never get a blowjob this awesome
>>11162753
y fck u
>>11161548
you obviously dont have a dick
>>11162753
lol
>>11162077
kek
>>11161746
lurk moar cunt
>>11162753
.
>>11162753
fuck
>>11162244
>Meme the shit outta this to turn the mainstream tide against these fucks
Kill yourself Kekistani
>>11161919
holy fuck these people are genuinely retarded
>>11164009
who? sagan?
>>11162753
dumb cunt
>>11162991
Lost, and will do this next time I get a telemarketer
>>11162753
mom no pls
>>11159419
>>11162746
holy shit my heart skipped a beat..
>>11163585
this is currently my favorite webm, i lost to it like 5 times... don't anymore but i still love it lmao
>>11163581
>>11162746
the first one sounded like it came from my window
two stories off the ground
when nobody else is home
talk about a heart attack
>>11162753
>>11162753
fuck you asshole
>>11162753
done
>>11162746
lost
>>11161675
Is this for or against Trump?
>>11162987
>my name is still Roy
>>11159419
>if you're happy and you know it clap your hands
>claps only one hand
>can't even follow instructions can they?
>>11163517
This is where it was from. I had this tune stuck in my head for a week or so and couldn't find it.
Did he record this song?
>>11162753
nice
>>11164456
who gives a fuck, it's just silly
>>11162753
Those aren't big at all.
>>11162746
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
You BASTARD!!!!
>>11162756
underrated
>>11162753
Reply or you will die today for putting up a "Your mother will die" fucking vid you cunt, bitch, retard basement living piece of shit!
>>11162753
LMAO so funneh xd
>>11162753
Nublis
>>11163472
KEK! now I feel old...
>>11162753
fuck you
>>11159618
WIN EHHH LOSE
shit
>>11161161
is this supposed to be wrong or wat
>>11162110
the first girl is even hot
what is she doing with him
>>11162753
HAHAHAHAHA
man I saw all those replies and I thought wow this short 5 second clip must be amazing!
I couldnt wait to find out what it was
So many replies, that means it must be good! Hahahahaha oh boy was I bamboozled when I saw that epic text for the first time. haha if you dont reply to this post, man, that is some legendary 4chan shit. First time i've seen this. Very funny bro!
>>11162792
its a women wasting precious time as usual and its so funny cause she doesnt notice it
>>11164661
Tyler the creator's dad?
>>11162116
>>11162110
>>11163050
hey retard, read this: >>11161209
i hate jews but all abrahamic religions are barbaric
>>11162753
nuuuu
>>11162753
just to make sure
>>11162753
cut my life into peices
>>11159587
The chest sound as the boot opened fucking ruined me.
>>11162753
hehehe
>>11162753
Zzz
>>11162110
"Make noise" is the sex equivalent of "Please clap".
>>11163508
hah sandniggers
>>11163233
Good job mate maybe this wil teach him a leason.
>>11163500
The 2nd 1 was the best
>>11162868
sleepycast ...i miss it
>>11162753
:(
>>1116275every fucking single time
>>11161746
>so?
Can you believe this guy
>>11162753
Can't risk
>>11162753
Damn
>>11162753
cunt
>>11164456
>Sieg heil and swastikas behind trompu
>Nukes fly all over the world
>Trompu robot destroys world
If that doesn't give it away, I don't know what what will.
>>11161783
It's amazing that people thought when Trump said Mexico will pay for it that he meant they would literally fund the project. How retarded are you?
Mexicans will pay for the wall in that they will pay the consequence of not being to sell drugs freely in our country and overpopulate.
>>11162753
Faggot.
>>11163963
Aussie wog
>>11162738
Runescape world 2
>>11164307
what the fucking fuck
>>11162753
fucking. dank
>>11159405
Pussy lit as fuck
>>11162753
Good, I've been waiting for that bitch to die
>>11165521
Wait...fuck
>>11163144
This is the real answer. Other people are just horny niggers.
>>11162253
>>11164218
do neck yourself niggers
>>11162508
We're not laughing any more because the punchline has become a reality, and the US suffers it every single day.
>>11161783
>tfw new trade tariffs have already made mexico pay for the wall more than once and many times more in lost business
you fucking idiot
>>11162782
amazing what the human mind can achieve
>>11162753
Am I the one that think theese post should be fucking deleted? Thisis bullshit, go burn in hell piece of shit.
>>11162753
sheeeeit
>>11165583
fucking kek
>>11161919
This is fucking hilarious
>>11162508
Jesus Christ you are retarded.
>>11165277
me too man..
>>11161859
lost lmao
>>11162087
lost
>>11162760
You could call it.................................
HOUSE MUSIC
>>11166097
I don't get it
>>11161675
what is the name of this song
>>11164164
And just like that, the last 18 seconds ruined a perfectly good webm.
>>11164572
>im so above that question I'm too cool
thanks for answering the question buddy
>>11160475
Okay this was amazing when he just kept getting hit in the balls.
>>11166259
Hah, burn!
Amirite leddit?!
>>11163490
Does this dude not have some compression engine's servers to maintain
>>11164491
I hope so. Devin is a goddamn genius. him just fucking around for a crowd on the fly is better than anything I could do with weeks to prepare
>>11165277
we all miss it boi
>>11162110
>>11162116
I LOST!
>>11161321
Holy shit I love Gus
>>11162753
source tho
>>11164188
Fucking shit I haven;t lost this hard in a long time
fuck yoy
>>11165277
>>11166356
>>11165946
The next one will be out soon... right?
>>11162868
Zach's voice is a gift to humanity
>>11162777
I may need more of these
>>11163380
Not anymore. Was deleted.
>>11162725
Good one
>>11161859
lost
>>11159587
Is that fucking Minecraft?
>>11163050
>dumb christfag who hasn't read the bible
wew
>>11161157
That's some high-level Asian...I'm not sure.
>>11160552
Fucking Kevin.
>>11162116
>Physically not even entering the vagina
holy shit, i'm done
>>11166259
why didn't he just grab onto the upper bars?
>>11166310
Glad I wasn't the only one thinking that.
>>11166412
Cunt.
wow so do I win? not one chuckle. what a waste of time :(
>>11164661
I wonder who keeps pulling all these gay videos to meme.
>>11161321
I lost. So, damn, hard... I still feel the burning.