Post the perfect woman

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Genesismialopez

This whole thread should just be gifs and webms of blank screens because the perfect woman doesn't exist

>>11130811
Who the fuck is this? Those tits are incredible

>>11130818
get out

>>11130777
they tried.

>>11130591

>Post the perfect woman

>Posts a cow...

>>11130844
>>11130867
>>11130876
It's Ava Addams

>>11130891
+1

>>11130597
her pubes remind me of hitler

>>11130890
typical american standard...

>>11130913
Just... perfect :,)

>>11130600
>cooking
>Hawaiian roll

dumb bitch

>>11130605
salsa pls

>>11130955
yes!!!

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>>11131079
Wow! Who?!?

>>11131123

Kelly Brook.

>>11130600
If you still eat your broccoli with cheese you're an overgrown child

>>11130925
yea and whats the british standard, bad teeth socially awkward and smokes cigarettes

>>11130591

who dat

>>11131270
>not knowing siri

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>>11131348
>goes into thread about something he disagrees with
>adds no files of women he finds hot
>instead just bitches and contributes nothing besides hurrr niggers
>????

>>11131223
http://www.xvideos.com/video26394099/anyone_slut_movie

>>11130890
I dont normally call someone a fag but youre a fag

>>11131376
she is a fuckin cow, you are just blind

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>>11131387
i don't think you know what cows are, she clearly isn't one.

>>11130600
shit dont even look good tho

>>11131395
She is fat as fuck. Het tits sag and her belly hangs. She has a nice face and l can understand why the concept of bi tits is interesting but Siri is an example of "big tits on fat chicks don't count".

>>11131387
>i have autism
that's obviously not a cow you hapless gorilla. reassess yourself

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>>11131400
she's slightly overweight, but it's not unappealing. there are FAR fatter women out there, and in porn in general.

Who's this?

>>11131415
Jesus Chrsit I can smell the BPD from here. I want to beat her.

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>>11131479
>hydrus client image name
one day i'll get around to tagging my webms with that

>>11130891
Thats nice

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>>11131491
she's a miracle of the universe, unfortunately her other wembs are on my backup hard drives

>>11130591
>Julia Boin
>Katy Perry
>Lucy Li
>Lacey Chabert
>Lola Monroe
>Jessica Lynn Valerio
>Alix Bromley
>Claire Abbott
>"Hottest Girl on tumblr" Demi
>Allison Stokke
>Gig Gangel
>Andrea Wendel
>SSSniperWolf
>Noelle Monique

Any of those bitches.

>>11130591
>perfect woman
everybody posts some random porno sluts

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>>11131567
>contributes nothing

>>11130891
Too bad shes some rich slav gun smuggling cum dump

>>11130600
That's not even that fucking hard to cook. Broccoli and corn practically cook themselves. Salmon takes under 10 minutes MAX and hawaiian roll? Hit me up when you perfected oven broiled steak.

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>>11131601
indeed. what are the chances they hardly ever fuck though? i can't imagine such a lifestyle being very conducive to having time for lots of sex. he probably keeps her for the prestige more than anything

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>>11130591
downy-eyed Samantha

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>>11131618
the gril from Bachelor Party, Tom Hanks finest film

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>>11131289
The fucking snozzberries guy is married to HER?

>>11131618
I swear if I had a harem, Samantha would be my favourite.

>>11131316

I think that guy's dick is broken, not getting hard when a grill like her is sucking on it

>>11131702
Fr, wtf? Probably takes rhinos LMFAO

>>11131623
Shes done hardcore

>>11131669
My favorite

>>11130777
Nice trips

>>11131779
Kendra Roll

>>11131590
nice plastic tits

>>11131519
sophie Dee is a babe/10

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>>11131289
i didn't get a big dick, life isnt meant to be fair

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>>11131843

>>11130891
She's all hot and sht
Until she starts speaking...

>>11130891
who is she?

>>11131289
Look at that smug bastard

>>11131928
Melisa Mendiny

>>11131429
Who?

>>11132015
Staci Silverstone

>>11130591
/thread

>>11132025
Nice

>>11130913
Top kek

>>11130811
Oh God, her back must be broken.

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>>11130591

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>>11131527
>Alix Bromley
Haven't heard that name for a while. Gif unrelated.

>>11130890
Master baiter

>>11132094
mah negro

>>11130591

That body will not age well.

>>11130818
Who hurt you

>>11130597
This bitch looks like a 30 year younger version of my mom, thanks for killing my boner

>>11132008
anyone know her name ?

>>11131289
he look like "yeah, i fucked her."

>>11132240
She's a fucking Dalek !!!

>>11132450
I want to be fucking that Dalek

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>this thread
>no Sensual Jane

shiggy

>>11132141
name of girl?

>>11130591
So, a fat tatttooed porn star with a 4/10 face is now seriously considered The Perfect Woman. Ok

>>11130591
>perfect woman
>fucks bbc on the regular
Pick one

>>11130777
Zoltan

>>11130777
chek'd
>>11130888
and chek'd

>>11130890
You'll think differently when you're older.

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Even with the lip job, she's perfection

>>11132233
Forest Nymph

>>11132461
Fucking love sensual Jane.

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I came to end this thread, bye guys.

>>11131289
>that snozberry smirk
god speed.

>>11132206
proof

>>11131222
uh

what have you got against cheese, you prick?

>>11131257
14 yo autist detected

>>11132880
jesus kill it with fire

>>11130600
If she is showing off after cooking something that shitty, and you're impressed, you're both fucking pathetic.
I can make something better with canned salmon, an egg, milk and flour. Fucking pathetic.

>>11132974
would yoh serve what you make to gorden ramsey? if not don't brag

>>11132880
The harsh life of a woman.

>>11132880
Nice tits. That's the end of it.

>>11132880
I hate myself for having such an obsession for these narcissistic blond sluts

>>11130895
shut the fuck up it's not ava addams u retard

>>11130591
u must be some desperate if ur conception of perfection is a 70kg women
just saying... there are million of girls better than pornstar a lot of them are ugly as shit but cosmetics make them look great

>>11132567
I couldn't post my another webm, /gif/ says it's a bad VP8 stream. Have a zippy link. It's a MP4 file.
>now /gif thinks my post is a spam. Just put the link back together.
http://
www48.zippyshare.com
/v/c1WmWeYz/
file.html

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>>11132461

>>11130600
>>11131611
>>11131399
>>11131222
First of all all these gets
Secondly this mediocre meal is more than most chicks can do.

>>11131825
thanks for ruining this gif for me you cunt

>>11130955
Miss Alice is perfection.

>>11132706
that lip surgery is terrible

>>11130651
bitch fineasf

>>11130811
ava addams

>>11133064

who dis

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>>11133590

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>>11133597

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>>11133599

>>11133591
kek

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>>11133601

>>11132094
Why is this skeleton always posted? Can someone show me a different gif where she actually doesn't look like a greasy teenager?

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>>11130591

>>11130811
MOMMY MOMMY MILK

>>11131411
no one

>>11130591
Curves, I like them.

>>11130591
Is the perfect woman hiding behind that fatty?

>>11130597
not even close wtf

>>11131828
At some point, you should just throw the camera across the room and get to fuckin'.

>>11130597
Sauce

>>11130777
I believe those are hot chicks.

>>11133597
>Gun waifu
>Not posing Mae
I am disappoint.

>>11130591
agh. can someone remind me this girls name

>>11132008
Forest Nymph

>>11132141
Millota

>>11133733
Siri

>>11130600
That's some microwave tier food. Then again she's a nigger.

>>11130591
>perfect woman
>posts fatty

This niggas trolling

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I've never seen anyone hotter than Stephanie Dahl.

>>11130777

>That scene cut

For all the anons giving sauce itt: thank you. You're the salt of the earth.

>>11131590
Who?
Is that Megan Rain?

>>11130591
So perfect!

>>11130651
YES!

>>11132648
why the fuck would you work out your arms that much as a woman? fucking gross

>>11133864
It wasn't a real popsicle; a real one would melt on the set, especially if they have to do multiple takes of that scene. So they recorded it going into her mouth, pulling out the stick, and cut to give the impression she swallowed it.

>>11133609

kek

>>11130890
This.

It's not that fucking hard. Cunts are fucking shit at everything they do, looking good and putting out is the one fucking job they have to do and they can't even do that right.

>>11133610
gonna need her name.

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>>11134098

>>11134154
Looks like Bettie Ballhaus.

>>11133748
>Millota
Thank you Anon.

>>11133924
Don't think so. She doesn't have a tattoo.

>>11133817
Is she around anymore anywhere?

>>11131400
lol if you think that's fat then you're in for a rude awakening kid

>>11133858
Yeah. I that particular movie when she walks in the room wearing an front open flannel shirt, oh dear.
https://jp.xhamster.com/movies/727691/stephanie_dahl_compilation.html

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Heather Lee.

>>11130597
I appreciate it, thank you anon. Here's some diamonds in your honour.

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THREAD OVER

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>>11134328
amateur

>>11131400
She's not skinny, but that's definitely not "fat as fuck".

Still, nobody should be giving her any money just for her to take her clothes off and show her completely average and unremarkable body.

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>>11134386

>>11134413
>>11134406
Now, see, this is what >>11131400 is talking about.

Get that fat worthless cow out of here.

The only point to fat cunts is that they're completely worthless and they know it and they know everyone else knows it too. So you can just abuse them and they have to take it because they know it's all they're worth.

>>11130597
Her tits have gotten smaller

>>11133064
who

>>11134427
Go away you bone collector of anorexia. Be happy with fucking marrow lubed femur canals.

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>>11130890
Got your faggot ass covered

>>11133594
>>11133597

>Dat trigger discipline

please stop, my dick can't take much more

>>11134678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ_qJ7esLZo

Fitting music

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>>11132461
Hot

>>11131738
Fucking eat a sandwich

>>11134678
who is that?
and where is the rest of the video?

>>11134678
People find this attractive?

WHAHAHAHA!

>>11132240
I was lost in her eyes

>>11134734

Peoples find skeleton attractive until you've slept with one

Because being stabbed repeatedly in the hips by the humerus of a skinny girl make any skin ship a painful endeavor. Did it once and never again, honestly it hurt so fucking much I couldn't focus on the pleasure and stay hard.

>>11134799
truth

>>11134738
Fuckable. But not perfect.
In fact, she's obviously going to fat. She should be in a dungeon somewhere being beaten and raped ten times a day not slutting around in public as though she were just all that and a bag of chips.

>>11130811
If this is ava addams, it must be recent af because i don't remember her rack being this phat

>>11134806
Finally, someone with some taste.

If this bitch can lose some weight then other bitches can do it too. There's just no excuse for cunts to not look like this.

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>>11134799
Not even that, look at the way they're built. No ass, no hips or tits, skinny thighs. It's fucking gross. Like starring at a little girl and trying to pop a boner

>>11134799
>stabbed repeatedly in the hips by the humerus
what were her arms doing near your hips if you two were fucking?

>>11134678
sauce

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>>11134846
>In fact, she's obviously going to fat.
t.low test trying to justify his attraction towards skinny flat twinks.

>>11131289
>dat smirk

mah nigga

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>>11134849
Maybe a fisheye app in cellphone.

>>11134873

Woops, I meant the femur, god it sound dumb as hell now that I've realize the error. It isn't like she was fisting me or something

ALMOST made it with no racist comments... shame on you ol sad men. Why the fuck would you put cheese on salmon!?

>>11134799
I guess everyone's experience is different because I just had a hard time trying to maintain raging hard on. The moment I sink my hands into bones is the moment I'm out.

Women that are shaped like iPhones from the front, the back and the side aren't attractive.

>>11131316
>sheet isn't drenched in a puddle of spit

nope. not perfect.

>>11134799
Yes.

>>11132880

imgur a/bzzCQ

>>11134902

>cheese on salmon
>implying its bad

Its suprisingly good, alas you need the correct cheese.

Also why the fuck are you even using a nametag?

>>11134880
I simply think that only cunts that actually put in some work should be deemed pretty.

Flabby cunts are common and unattractive and should not be rewarded when they've done nothing to earn it.

You're a desperate faggot willing to do anything to get even the shabbiest pussy.

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Damn it, Danni Ashe, a genuine properly curvy woman.

>>11134915
no, you're a pedo who wants his women to look like children, so they have to starve themselves and lose their womenly curves. you have shit taste and you like anorexia.

>>11134727
>>11134877

Here the thing, she deleted her IG and Twitter but there are still videos of her on the net.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOGhAV-84iI

Enjoy.

>>11134915

>Flabby cunts are common and unattractive and should not be rewarded when they've done nothing to earn it.

This is the entire reason why I have absolutely no respect for fatties and ''BBW'', as a guy who weighted over 215 lbs once to my current 145. Fucking bunch of lazy disgusting cunts with no genuine self-respect trying to make peoples who take care of themselves ashamed for being better than them.

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>>11130811

>>11134976
No we're getting somewhere.

No skellies.

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>>11130591

>>11132206

Pic of your mom?

>>11134980
holy... sauce?

>>11135004
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph575f1f9fca2da

>>11130597
She's pretty well preserved for a cunt that's way past her shelf life. She'd be useful for sucking my cum out of her daughter's ass and licking the shit off my dick.

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Shame about the tats tho

>>11130651
Is her ass fake?

>>11135049

Some girl get all the fat in the legs and boobs rather than overall, also she probably did lotsa squat with little upper body strengthening so the difference is accentuated. Also that corset/panties play a part in this.

>>11131079
need sauce on the vid

>>11133594

Fuck. I need this juicy sauce

>>11133594
Fucking diamonds. How can this clip not have sound?!

>>11131616
What's her facking name again?

>>11132880
She looks good, but damn that's annoying

>>11130591
>Perfect woman.
>Doing porn.

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>>11135248
i don't know, unfortunately

>>11134719
God damn

>>11130591
that feeling when my sister looks like her....
damn....

>>11135248
AlyssaAtNight

>>11134865
Sauceeeeeeeeee

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>>11136270

>>11130600
Why do people still insist on speaking like meme niggers?

>>11134894
It is somewhat amazing Ms Nova hasn't ascended to Goddess-hood given all the Japanese cum spilled to her...

>>11130777
Mitzi Martin...she's married to Josh Todd of Buckcherry.

>>11133590
>then /k/ showed up
And it was good.

>>11130597
who is she?

>>11136256
Now THAT is what you call ratio.

>>11134328
Name

>>11134894
Every time I see her I can't help but think she has bad breath.

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Don't judge me...

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>>11130890
>>11132195
>>11132583
>>11132590
>>11133625
>>11133838

GAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>11135046
Degenerate.

>>11134806
Awesome body... face looks like a chipmunk though when she gets that retarded smile though.

>>11131428
Your perfect girl is a fatass Hispanic chick with a nose rings and tattoos?

>>11134992
God bless her whole family, Its so rare to have a girl who had hotness and beauty and didn't choose to throw it away and freak out and get tattoos and various reductions but actually work to improve themselves, not only have a+ tits but also working hard to get a very nice ass that she didn't have before. Well done Kate, well done.

>>11130983
I have the most thunderous erection

>>11131289
He must have a 14 inch cock that vibrates and cums hundred dollar bills.

>>11136296
crazy bitch

>>11133858
MY!!! NIGGGGAAA!!!!!! YES!! I have beating my dick countless times to this woman.

>>11134894
I wonder if she ever became a lawyer like she said she was gonna...

>everyone posting sluts and whores
>nobody posting pure, chaste waifus

>>11130591
Those horizontal stripes aren't flattering. She was my favorite pornstar before she retired, and she straddled the line between pleasantly plump and fat, and those lines just make her look disgusting.

>>11130600
I wouldn't feed that shit to my dog, looks like a fucking downy cooked that salmon,and is that suppose to be parmesan more like fuckin dog vomit, cheese and broccoli are we in fucking elementary again, and thats a fuckin Hawaiian roll you can get for a couple bucks a the store. At least she didn't manage to fuck up the corn I'll give her that.

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>>11136620

He's 6'3 or so, that helps.

>>11136647
Who?

>>11130600
My God, there's very little in this world I hate more than the way black people speak.

>perfect woman
>europeoid female

pick one

>>11131828
>short hair
>tattoos
>wonderful big ass
you hit my trifecta

>>11136779
Is height that big of a deal? even to achieve things like this? Then I might have some hope

>>11130781
Sauce?

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>>11133006
>The harsh life of a woman.

reminds me of this

>>11131527
SSSniperwolf is attractive but something is wrong with her if she literally settled for a below average looking guy for him to apparently cheat on her constantly when she looks like that. She has to be a potato in bed or all around horrible to be with.

>>11134865
>diamonds but also impressed

>>11131417
sauce?

>>11134902
dude have you had well made lox? it's fucking de-lish

>>11132880
>the perfect woman
maybe if you sewed her fucking mouth shut

>>11136864
Cinthya Skyfall

>>11136910
even if it had the capacity to imagine such a thing never in a million years would a chicken expect this to happen with its body
>"ok lil chicken after you die you will be plucked and cleaned and then wrapped and chilled and sent out across vast distances to a grocery store where one day some dude will purchase you and take you home and pretend to fuck your body with his hands and feet and dildo in a parody of porn fucking and this will be videotaped and sent out online to be shared on an anonymous sex gif board where it'll be viewed in the context of women with perfect bodies"
>"cluck?"

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>>11134992
SAUCE!!

>>11131775
salsa

>>11132706
August Ames?

>>11133594
FIRING FOR ERECT!!!!

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>>11137035
Yes. A close second would be BlondBunny though.

>>11131417
10/10 would nut again

>>11130597
Who?

>>11132082
Horseface

>>11134616
Who is she?

>>11131123
WHO IS THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>11131123
More Please Just More.....

>>11131123
i lover her T H I C C C thighs

>>11130591
Post the perfect woman ... DAMN STRAIGHT SIRI IS HOT AF AND CAN GET IT ANY DAY ... BUMP!

>>11130605
a lil too fake for my personal preference

>>11130983
Sauce on this

>>11130891
This is the correct answer.

>>11133064
>Perfect Woman
>Collects weeb trash

No.

>>11130591
>>11130811
>>11131428
>>11132461
>ITT: Americans pretend fat women are attractive

>>11136256
Who Dis?

>>11137837
im american and find them repulsive, the people posting that thinking theyre attractive are actualy fat or slightly overweight themselves

>>11130597
>>11133694
>>11137375
>>11136340
>>11137152

boobpedia.com/boobs/Dawn_Allison

>>11130781
>>11136864

It's Danni Ashe
pornhub.com/pornstar/danni-ashe

>>11131289
I thought somebody had shat on her dress at first

>>11130591
OP, you allready did

>>11137847
AJ Applegate

>>11136990
/thread

>>11131623
>>11131723

Is that Tawny Kitaen? I'd forgotten how hot she was in the eighties. now all I remember are the ugly mugshots.

Nope, looked it up, it's Monique Gabrielle. Damn she was hot.

File: Monique Gabrielle - Evil Toons_VP8.webm (2MB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 640x480px

>>11140171
More Mo Monique. I found some harder stuff, but it looks like the hard stuff was when she was older and looked different, either that or it's a different Monique Gabrielle.

File: MONIQUE GABRIELLE NUDE_VP8_002.webm (3MB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 640x480px

>>11140171
Mo Monique

>>11137837
European here

Just not gay (you)

Ivy Doomkitty
No gif.

>>11130597
Thinking about replacing my internal doors with similar ones. Just not sure if it's worth the investment if I sell in the next couple of years though. Also reminds me I need to fumigate the place.