Ass Clap Thread

This is amazing!

>>11114937
Who's this senior ass

>mudshark mating calls
>single-mom serenades
>coalburn chorale
>landwhale love lyrics
>shitskin soul-tunes

what I wouldn't do to see my mom doing this

>>11114994
afterwards she can do that to dry off

>>11114943
moreee

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absolutely

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disgusting

>>11117493
>>11117496
WHO

>>11117493
>>11117496
perfect specimen to be bred by bbc and id love to watch quite frankly

>>11114937

clap in my penis = death of my penis

>>11114937
clap in my penis during anal sex = death of my penis :(

>>11114937
she's obviously clapping with her hands...

>>11118570
explain when she reached up and touched her damn titty then, moron

>>11116836
kek

>>11118605
she recorded the audio separately

>>11114937
>Tells wife to do this while moaning in a room alone.

>Cumming buckets to cuck fetish without her fucking a nigger.

so whitebois how does it feel
fapping to white girls clapping they ass
knowing they do it to attract bbc

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>>11117572
>>11117493
>>11117496
>>11114937
>>11114939
>>11118448
TuttitheBooty, You can find her stuff in anon-ib on /ass/

>>11114994
this is the stupidest thing ive ever seen, but i have an erection for some reason.

>>11118545
who???

>>11121116
welcome, brother

>>11121116
yeah, that's why I like it. it's hard to explain. it's kind of degrading or something.

>>11123001
yeah its kind of disgusting because my misogynist side knows that these dumb skanks cant do anything but flash their bodies but the sound of the ass clap just gets me horny because it sounds like fucking. I wanna berry my face in it. But i also want to spit on them for being so degenerate.

>>11123020
>my misogynist side
A glimpse into the mind of tumblr

>>11125551
no, i dont mean like that. I mean i am 100% misogynist. but i do love a female that i can fuck. I personally know girls that are decent human beings that i can talk to that i prefer not to fuck, but girls like this that do anything for attention because its "sexy" irritates me to the point of disgust, but apparently arouses me.

why am i explaining myself on the internet? I guess i have to validate me own beliefs as to find comfort in my meaningless existence so that i can maintain my ego.
I guess i should mention that im also narcissistic, bi-polar, demi-high functioning aspie lover, otherkin, forest nymph, vagabond hetero-normative.

/lulz

>>11123020
While you're berrying your face in it, you should eat some buries.

>>11127964
ill be munchin on those dinglburies yah ist gut

>>11126019
thats a lot of words that can just be summed up with "fag"

>>11123001
It objectifies the shit out of their bodies. Nothing draws attention to the fact that big asses are just useless sextoys than slapping them fleshy cheeks together. It's pure cumdumpster mating call shenanigans. It's the lewdest shit I've ever seen. God I'm fucking cumming.

>>11126019
>I guess i should mention that im also narcissistic, bi-polar, demi-high functioning aspie lover, otherkin, forest nymph, vagabond hetero-normative.
A glimpse into the mind of tumblr

>>11123020
>>11126019
>>11131638
I'll never understand Amerifags, both the feminists and the "mysoginists".

You all seem to think that a woman has to be completely sexless and prudish or else she's a worthless sex object that can't be taken seriously. The idea that a girl might like showing off her body, and at the same time be a competent and valuable human being doesn't even cross your fucked up minds.

>>11134058
swedecuck detected

>>11137077
Nah m8, Swedecucks got even crazier feminists than you Americucks

>>11134058
I bet you don't even have any fetishes you neurotypical dweeb.

>>11118058
Fucking gross

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>>11117614
>ass clapping
>dress

Diamonds.

open all the webms at the same time with sound on.
It's the most epic standing ovation you'll ever hear

>>11114937


>>11139669
You got bad tastes there, anon.

>>11140051
i need the source please

>>11118545
sit on my face

>>11115283

t. pedophile

>>11142003

who are you replying to?

>>11142003
>disliking obesity is pedophilia!

tumblr everyone

Why is this so great?

>>11118058
Sause

>>11130805
Kek

>>11140157
I'd appreciate clapping so much more if it was done like this by women