Eye'm a genius!
>>11111111
>A board dedicated to GIF-quality porn
>>11111111
I hate you.
there it is
All hail Cirno, the blacked fairy.
>>11111111
>only eight 1s
better luck next time cirnig
>>11111111
Congrats on the meme magic... faggot.
>>11111111
As if getting eight 1s wasn't enough, the time also ended in 11.
This was the most stressful GET I have ever attempted, but in the end, seeing the result of my focus and planning makes it all worth it.
>>11111111
>>11111111
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
>>11111111
to be honest, it'd be more impressive to see a non-cirno get than a cirno one these days
>>11111111
Let me tell you something about Cirno:
-She's the strongest
-She's the cutest
-She's the smartest
-She's always right
-Suck her cock, dude
>>11111111
Who dis ugly bitch?
Disgusting
Go back to /a/ weeb faggots
>>11111111
>>11111230
lurk more new fag
>>11111111
Checked
>>11111111
nigger
>>11111237
fuck you piece of shit virgin
kill yourself nigger
>>11111111
Cirno really IS #1!
>>11111261
nice buzzwords
Only .gifs are allowed in this thread.
Any .webm or anything like that will result in permanent faggotry.
>>11111271
fuck you nigger faggot
>>11111279
nice meltdown kid
>>11111279
Really stretching the limits of your vocabulary there aren't you?
>>11111111
Roll to win!
>>11111287
>posting cirno on /gif/
>>>/a/
kill yourself disgusting nigger
>>11111296
Cirno goes wherever she wanted, whenever she wants.
This is a privilege of being the strongest.
>>11111274
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
ANIMEZ
>>11111306
>it took 30 posts for a porn image to be posted in a thread on /gif/
Is this some kind of new record? WOW.
>>11111230
spotted the redditard
THE
STRONGEST
>>11111314
>>>/a/
>>11111111
oh my fucking god
>>11111111
This is not even animated
I cannot see why anyone would like Cirno other than if they're an ironic weeb or an ebin dank memer.
>>11111111
YOU CAN'T BE FUCKING SERIOUS
>>11111351
>>11111111
this thread is bakas
Such an epic occasion ruined by some random anime pedo shit
Wew
>>11111111
>literally the only thread in all of /gif/ that isn't porn
This is like dropping an ice cube in a volcano -- an incredibly dense, extremely durable ice cube that lowers its temperature just enough to make it comfy.
>>11111412
The REKT thread is not porn as well
>>11111185
did you almost forget to set up your script you found on tampermonkey? did you only have 90 seconds left to put your greasy fingers onto the command prompt, type the comment and desired number, and press enter? was it that stressful to fight against the clock having to type some text?
go back to wherever you came from and stop stealIng other boards' GETs
>>11111447
>go back to wherever you came from
>wherever you came from
even i'm not this stupid
>>11111126
retard
>>11111447
>needing a script for a board this dead
>>11111111
>>11111447
i've seen dubs on /b/ move faster than this board at its fastest point. you can call him an anime weeb all you want, but implying you need a script for a board like this is just shows your ignorance.
leave this thread and go bust a nut to some cuck gif :^)
>>11111456
don't you find it really disrespectful to just check getwatcher.net all day to keep starting instances of your script whenever one comes up, no matter where
this GET should belong to /gif/, not to fucking /jp/ or [s4s]
>>11111462
it's always the same 2 lines
either someone's a scriptfag or the board is dead
go fuck yourselves it's always going to be hard to GET big GETs no matter what fucking board you're on (except /vip/ maybe)
unless you use scripts that is :^)
>>11111111
>>11111111
ZETA PAYS THE COCA!
>>11111479
>>11111487
Alright, you need this copypasta, so read up:
Layer 1: Blind Post
This is the most legitimate GET of them all. You come to 4chan with absolutely no idea what's going on, post somewhere, and, BAM, you got a GET. Your post is just some random post in a random thread, with or without a picture. These GETs are mostly deemed as failGETs, but without a shadow of a doubt, these are the most legitimate.
Layer 2: Post Number Monitoring Through Page Refreshing
This is when you're waiting for the right time to post for a GET, so you refresh the page over and over again. Then, when you believe the post count is correct, you hit Post and get the GET. This is slightly less legitimate than Layer 1 because you refreshed the page to monitor the post rate, giving yourself a greater advantage than someone posting randomly. Does this make this GET illegitimate? Not at all. In fact, this method is the method used by the majority of people going for GETs.
Layer 3: Post Number Monitoring Through A Post Number Updater
You can use either an in-browser greasemonkey extension (the method I personally use) or an external program to monitor the board's post rate. When the number reaches the general range you want, you hit Post. This is less legitimate than Layer 2 because you are going for the GET with the aid of something beyond refreshing. Whether you wrote this program or not, THE PROGRAM instead of 4CHAN BY ITSELF is telling you the post count. Does this make the GET illegitimate? People have been arguing this for months now, but the general consensus is that no, it's not. YOU are the one hitting the Post button, so it's still up to you to correctly predict the timing of when to post. Update lag, server lag, jumpy Internet connection, and overall random influx of posters can severely detract from this method, but if you're really good, this method is the best method to use.
Layer 4: Automatic Script Posting
I used a script from September 25th, 2011 to July 22nd, 2012 (yes, I'm THAT autistic to record the EXACT dates) to test out its functionality. This was the high period of when scripting was going on in 4chan. The advantage of a script is that it automatically posts for you when the post number reaches a certain number, meaning you no longer have to watch the post rate. However, you have to program the script to post at the time you want it to post. This can lead to highly accurate GETs on boards that have a STEADY POST RATE. However, one major disadvantage to scripts are their inability to adapt to high influxes of posters and random changes in post rate. This is why GETs that are sextuplets or higher on fast boards like /b/, /pol/, etc., are almost impossible to script on. You have to factor in how many people are posting, your own Internet upload speed, 4chan's Internet upload speed, and the possibility of 4chan upload server lag due to how many people are going for the GET. This GET is obviously more illegitimate than Layer 3, and most people consider scripted GETs to not be "real" GETs. There are no known public scripts available at this time.
Layer 5: ModGET
A ModGET is when a moderator obtains a GET through post self-insertion (like when a moderator changes the text and/or image of a post), pre-programmed self-insertion when a mod's post just magically appears at the perfect time, or when a mod moves an ENTIRE THREAD onto a board and one of the posts in that thread gets the GET (like what happened with /bant/'s 77777). These GETs are 100% illegitimate since it was impossible for anyone else but the inserted/moved post to get the GET.
>>11111111
>>11111111
>>11111498
>>11111504
look mate i wrote what is probably the most powerful script to date, thanks for the pasta but i already know this sort of stuff
what does this have to do with GETiquette?
>>11111532
See >>11111504
>There are no known public scripts available at this time.
Are you lying just to troll, or do you have an actual functioning script that not only monitors the post rate but will automatically post for you at the time you set it to post?
I've yet to see one since 4chan updated its code back in 2012, so I'm genuinely curious.
>>11111111
probably some chinese Leaf.
>>11111111
I greatly approve of this post.
>>11111111
impressive
>>11111547
Self-made console application in C#.NET, posts fully automatically (heck, I could give it a list of images and OPs and it'd just attempt to GET every major one out there)
It's actually quite easy to make a script (as long as you have a Pass and don't have to deal with captcha), it's just hard to make it fast and smart enough.
>>11111585
>as long as you have a Pass and don't have to deal with captcha
There was once a script out there that tried to work around captcha, but it failed after 4chan did some more updates.
>it's just hard to make it fast and smart enough
This is the same problem I ran into when I was using scripts in the past. They work great on boards that are slow/medium and steady (ironically, like /gif/), but they just crash or don't work at all on the faster boards (/b/, /pol/, etc.). I've gotten so good at predicting, so I've had far more success just doing it myself. I do use GET Watcher to monitor the post rate, but I'm still the one going for it, not the program itself. Unlike some others who might use an automatic post script in secret and claim they got it randomly, I own up to each and every script GET I have ever gotten.
Looking back, I can't help but laugh knowing that I had literally a 13 second window to get 11111111 since that's how much time was after 11111110 until the next post. You said "this should have been a /gif/ GET" but literally NOBODY was going for this. I'm glad I kept it low-profile and didn't try to tell other boards about it.
tl;dr: GETs are srs business, much stress, very excite :^)
>>11111316
big things here
>>11111336
sause NOW
>>11111111
>caring this much about GETs
>>11111631
Hmmm, if you got an anticaptcha subscription you could easily work around the captcha, you'd just have to deal with the indian workers taking however long they want and the captcha expiring after 30s
but for now ill just use a pass, also saves some bytes off of the request payload, makes everything go half a millisecond faster :^)
biggest problem i'm running into myself is 4chan itself uploading to its CDN, it can cause up to 200ms of delay which is way too much
i should probably also get some vps which is closer to 4chan servers so I can get a better round-trip speed
>didn't try to tell other boards about it.
others sure spammed it everywhere lol, that's how i found out anyway
oh well, it feels good to know the GET was actually in the hands of an OK person and not some /pol/tard trying to make cirno the 4chan mascot or some shit
>>11111111
fuck i was trying to get it
>>11111336
nutted
>>11111419
speak for yourself
hell yeah
>>11111111
Cыpнo!
>>11111111
>>11111111
>>11111111
fucking script faggots
>>11111111
S-S-SCRIPT!
am i cool yet :^)
>>11111111
>>11111111
DAMN
>>11111111
AVE MARIA
>>11111111
>>11111111
What a waste of octs.
Octs? Octos...? Octoroks?
>>11111111
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>11111631
Stupid question, but could you please share the source?
>>11111111
Checked good
>>11111532
Prove it.
>>11112145
Dude, wtf is that filename
>>11111111
Witnessed
>>11111253
The expansion will never be translated will it?
>>11111111
sauce of pic?
>>11111111
Holy fucking shit. The gods are with us today.
>>11111111
Shiet
>>11111111
Holy shit that's impressive
>>11111111
>>11112274
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64097142
Would post here, but it's a PNG. :^)
>>11111111
I'm fucking dying squirtle
>>11111111
Nice desu ne
>>11111111
>>11111111
...
but there are only ones
>>11111111
Cirno a cute
(° ∆ °)
>>11111111
God is real...
Her name is cirno
>>11111111
Witnessed
>>11111111
checked
>>11111111
CIRNO DA GOD HAS BEEN WITNESSED
>>11111111
Ill take some of those dubs
>>11111111
This is functionally identical to porn.
witnessed
>>11111316
SAUCE ON THAT MONSTER, PLEASE?!
>>11111111
Just passing through to say WHITNESSED
>>11111306
sauce?
>>11111111
get fuckin got lad. nice.
>>11112474
Vibrating Panties <3
best girl
best get
>>11112655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdGQmB5WQMc
fsum
>>11111111
This is screencap material boy-o
Based Cirnoposters
>>11112705
What?!? This has been wasted with such a crap thread...what a fuckup
>>11111111
>>11112721
Some of the greatest things in history have been accomplished purely by mistake. This thread is the retarded shining turd of that philosophy. All hail based (possibly scripted) Cirno.
>>11111111
>Touhou GET on /gif/
>on the same day Touhou officially turns 20
Nice.
>>11111111
holy shit
>>11111111
Can eye get digits as well?
>>11111111
9/11 desu desu desu desu desu
>>11111111
ill take two 11
Impressive
>>11111111
We've been blessed. Praise (9).
Witnessed
>>11111111
Fucking witnessed
>>11111111
omg check'd .
God is that you ?
wastes it with a shit gif
>>11111111
WITNESS
gimme that screencap nigga
Holy fuck
get me in dat cap
holy shit it's the real KoG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOhrKmYzFC0
>>11111111
>bruh
>>11111111
Well done.
A bunch of retards admire 8 numbers that happen to be the same. Fucking tards, kys
>>11111111
Today it's the beginning of the end
all these (You)s
>>11111111
well played op
well played
played, well
>>11111111
nice
>>11113228
truly awful post
>>11111492
I already saw you, Negro
You can defeat them as long as you have the energy!
>>11112493
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJah1LDGNQELKwRfiMZBFhQ/videos
MODS PLZ PUT CIRNO MUSIC ON THE PAGE.
TRUST ME
>>11111419
Sometimes get hard on ones
>>11111111
O_O !!
/a/ rules, /gif/ drools
>>11111111
Checked. May many share in the Quint and Quad glory.
>>11111111
Look at that baka.
cirno will dominate gensokyo
Is being an OP the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than being OP. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing yourself for 20 years solely so you can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into yourself - eating 30 bags of Doritos a night, making your way out of your parent's basement once a day, making sure to clean the cum rag, dropping out of high school, playing with yourself. All of it has one simple result: your body is more obese than any other man that will eventually fuck you in every hole.
Became a wizard? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way you grew up, who gives you AIDS. He gets to fuck your prolapsed boipussy every night. He gets the detriments of your personality that came from the way you were raised.
As a man who is an OP you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a (you) for another man to enjoy. You is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically OP.
>>11113721
>>11111111
woah
>>11111111
W I T N E S S E D
>>11111111
/gif/ BTFO!
unanimated .gifs should be a bannable offense
OH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I CAN'T HANDLE IT
>>11111111
why do you keep doing this
please stop
cyka 1111111
>>11111111
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMINGAND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
>>11111111
>script-get
>>11112485
think its mazzeratti or something
>>11111111
nice digits sir
Witnessed. aaa
>>11112226
google "booru"
>>11111111
>>11111111
OCTUPLETS! woah!
>>11111122
doubles! woah!
>>11111233
doubles! woah!
>>11111288
doubles! woah!
>>11111355
doubles! woah!
>>11111477
doubles! woah!
>>11111644
doubles! woah!
>>11111666
triples! woah!
>>11112299
doubles! woah!
>>11112444
triples! woah!
>>11112655
doubles! woah!
>>11112899
doubles! woah!
>>11113077
doubles! woah!
>>11113099
doubles! woah!
>>11113311
doubles! woah!
>>11113422
doubles! woah!
>>11113833
doubles! woah!
>>11113899
doubles! woah!
>>11113999
triples! woah!
>>11111111
Ichi ban Fucking fucker fucketty fuck fuck anal cunt nigger jew white cist moist crevasse inbred backing trey
>>11111111
Grats on the biggest /gif/ get ever.
>>11111111
g-great digits sir
>>11111111
>>11111111
neck urslef
>>11111111
haha, oh wow
>>11111111
best get
>>11111111
Eye fetish confirmed as most patrician fetish
how will /gif/ ever recover
>>11111111
HOLY SHIT OCTUPLETS
>>11111111
very nice
I want to marry Cirno
epic
>>11111111
Yes ewe are :D
>>11111111
Why is it always Cirno?
>>11111111
>>11111111
checked
>>11114623
i want to cum inside of cirno!
>>11111111
>>11111111
>checked muh nigguh
mfw dat wasted get doe
Fucking animu faggots
>>11112552
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE someone tell me that this was not filmed in America!
Jesus Fucking Christ. Is this what we've become? Is this what we've made out of "the American Dream"? Is this our future?
Put a bullet in me now, I don't want to live on this planet any longer.
>>11111111
Checked
>>11111111
bruh
truly a sacred time
Don't know why this surprised me, it's always a cirnoget.
>>11111111
Witnessed.
>>11111111
Chiruno is cute! Beautiful! A genius! The strongest!
>>11111447
>>11111487
where can I get this script?
>>11112485
sauce ?
>>11111111
holy fucking shit
c h e c k e d
h
e
c
k
e
d
>>11111111
Checked.
>>11111111
>>11111111
I was here
>>11111111
O_O
>>11113721
>>11113737
It's pasta, you faggot.
>>11111111
Glorious
>>11111111
What a time to be fapping
>>11111111
>>11111111
fake
8×1=9
>>11111111
Fucking bots
have a screencap, in the appropriate format too
holy FUCK
>>11111111
what the fuck
>>11111111
holy mother of everything
>>11111111
do you have that pic/gif in a larger size? :v
>>11111111
get got good
>>11111111
That's...that's beautiful.
I wonder if I will ever be alive when the time and thread number ever align.
>>11112474
fapped
>>11112552
sauce on vid?
>>11111111
Will we ever unlock the true mystery of the Cirno?
>>11111111
>>11117067
nicce
>>11111230
Kill yourself, clown
>>11111111
OCTS!
>>11111111
All hail.
>>11111111
Eye did it.
>>11111111
>>11111111
Don't forget to put me on the screencap!
>>11111111
yes
>>11111396
>Being this new
>>11111111
holy fucking shit man
I'd give my left hand to be you
>>11111111
O shit
>>11111111
So this is it.
The moment 4chan stopped giving a shit.
I'd say it's beautiful but it's honestly fucking gay as it's always been.
>>11111111
ohhhhhhhhhhhh
>>11115923
shut up nigger
>digits on screen is what excites kids these days
read the rules
shit thread is shit
>>11118055
NEWFAG
>>11118068
>actually thinking that means anything
How do I save this thread it's opaf
what a let down
This thread could have been epic.
>>11111111
kys op
>>11118068
Who actually uses newfag unironically?
>>11111111
Broh you're the best!!
>>11111111
/a/nime wins /a/g/a/in.
>>11111111
What a calculated post!!!
gay
>>11115923
Yes it is, Brazil.
>>11111111
Put me in the cap please.
>>11111111
better than porn
>>11111111
Whom's't'd've calling a genius?
>>11111111
>>11111111
Cirno now owns /gif/ until next octo
>>11111111
I want to be on the screencap too.
>>11111111
N o i c e
>>11111111
checked>>11111111
>>11111111
Never thought I'd see shit Ike this on /gif/. Nice get
>>11119569
Gilbert Gottfried Raped
>>11113523
I'm a hard core weeb and anime is all I do aside from LoL. Even I have to ask what the fuck this is.
yay 2hu
>>11111111
AAAHHHHHHHHHBBBBBNBHHHHBBNNVVV
>>11111111
FUCK ME
>that time
>>11113721
Bro I don't think you know what cuck means. Getting cucked is when your wife fucks another dude. The word you're looking for is homosexuality
>>11111111
Sasuga Cirno.
>>11119646
>I'm a hard core weeb
Apparently not. KMB sure isn't entry level, but you're the one who set the bar with such a claim.
>>11119661
Actually the word is "faggot" which is what one is usually called when replying seriously to obvious copypasta. Faggot.
>>11111111
WITNESSED
>>11111111
you cuck
>>11119658
Christ you're right
>>11111111
Great Lord of the Cosmic Void truly is the God of Chaos
PRAISE BE
R
A
I
S
E
B
E
>>11112485
Maserati
>>11111111
>>11119569
Sweden.webm
>>11111111
EUROPE WILL BE A FEDERATION
>>11111111
>>11111111
i call that a waste
>>11111111
fucking weebs
>>11111111
>>11111111
heh
>>11113523
>>11111230
>>11111296
>>11111336
>>11118174
Cirno is /jp/, not /a/. Touhou is a Japanese game and has no official anime or manga.
>>11120981
KoG is /a/ though and that was KoG's get.
>>11111111
WITNESSED
>>11111111
nice
>>11111111
Great job!
>>11111111
baka baka
>>11111111
Put me in the cap niggas!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nice ice
>>11111111
Wow....
>>11111111
Holy.Fucking.Shit
>>11111111
W O A H
>>11111111
worst get ever
>>11119591
>https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64097142
thanks my dude-
>>11111111
noice tunisia mexico
>>11111111
>>11111111
hot
>>11111111
history
>>11111111
Eye'm liking this get
>>11111111
sexy
>>11111111
BIG GET
gay