Celebm

i love when well educated, attractive, wealthy actresses play strippers in films

so

>>11109530
>well educated

Best aunt may

>>11109124
God, she's just so boring to look at. Literal definition of being plain

>>11109201
Who's this? I can find no Alexandra Horwath...

>>11114542
do you even know how to use google?

>>11114625
This is why I asked you fucking retard. Googling Alexandra Horwath yields nothing.

>>11114645
who?

>>11114682
Winona Ryder - Heathers

>>11114660
how about you try putting the words actress or webm. Use your fucking head, it's not that hard, you wont be spoon fed your whole life

>>11114690
thanks

>>11114691
You're a fucking moron. I wouldn't post if I hadn't already tried everything.

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>>11114751
Well Pinocchio looks like we're in a bit of a pickle here aren't we

>>11109201
Holy mother of god. Those are some tits.

>>11114751
tried everything except thinking

>>11114933
yes they are

>>11114913
>how to win an argument on the Internet

>>11114913

I'm monumentally amused

>>11108735
Is that Aunt May??

>>11114913
Fucking Flawless Victory

>>11114913
Do you feel good about yourself now?

I hope you choke to fucking death on your next Hollandse nieuwe

>>11108753
Ugh, so much body hair. Just a glimpse of something horrible.

>>11114913
Excellent work. Highest marks.

>>11114913
Genius

>>11108735
Stark found this clip while he was researching Peter.

>>11114913 You win the most win.

>>11108735
my spidey senses are tingling

>>11114913
I LOVE YOU.

>>11116038
Triggered

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>>11114913

kek

>>11114913
i thoroughly enjoyed this

>>11118229
Is that Reeses Withercup?

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>>11118260
Yep. Another version with different cuts in it.

>>11114913
SNAP!

>>11114913
The level of pettiness is hovering above 9000

>>11115105
Aunt Mei

>>11116208
welcome to the real world.

>>11118181
why

>>11114913
kek

>>11114913
Holy...

>>11114913
thank you anon

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>>11114913
oh my lord this brought me such joy, sick to fucking death of spoonfed summerfags

>>11114645
winona forever

>>11116208
Dude, it's a tiny mound of pussy hair. What are you, a pedophile?

>>11119371
Someone's new...

>>11118181
who let it happen? fuuuck she is ugly

>>11114913
Največ internetov doslej.

>>11114913

I love everyone reacting to this like he's a god when all he essentially did was highlight and right click twice...you people are actually retarded.

>>11120098
why is all that shit in front of the TV? what kind of retarded unbelievable setup is that?

>>11120186
he put in the effort to make a webm of him doing it, he could have typed the instructions into a reply but instead he did the equivalet of talking to a person in baby talk

>>11120122
>tfw no qt scene girl 00s gf

>>11116038
Lol take the L man

>>11120186
angery for the sake of angery. you are a cancer kiddo

>>11118181
nice tit

>>11120186
Don't get salty because you're a fucking retard

>>11109190
Ros and Missandei wins...

>>11114913


fuckin rekt lmao

>>11118181
KILL IT WITH FUCKING FIRE

>>11114913
The hero we needed

>>11114913
A Real Human Bean

>>11114913
You fucking beautiful bastard.

>>11111111

>>11120866
and a real an hero

>>11118214
That angle/pose is honestly just about my favourite thing in sex...

>>11109201
Scene is from a TV series called Válótársak. There's actually a sex scene. i found it before will try to find it again.

>>11114645
I had that same watch

>>11109201
Found it! Hopefully someone can make a WEBM.

http://filmsor.net/valotarsak-2-evad-itt-a-szexjelenet-amirol-most-mindenki-beszel/

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>>11116038
>>11120186

you're samefaggin pretty hard right now man. just give up lol

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>>11121302

also I'm going to watch this webm for about 30 minutes straight now and laugh for no reason other than I'm really high right now

>>11108735
Aut May needs to pay the rent.

>>11118173
She has the perfect nose job of the world.

>>11120583
>Ros and Missandei
>not Melisandre and fake Maergery
wew

>>11119492
There was a time when I would have crawled naked over a mile of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy that fucked her.

>>11114913
Fucking this

>>11120916
badly put together

>>11116208
A little tuft is sexy.

>>11120916
Needs audio and needs an actual anal scene since that's what she's supposed to be filming at the time while screaming "yeah fuck my ass"

>>11120186
that's why it's funny, autist

>>11116038
Kill yourself immediately.

>>11118182
melora hardin?

>>11118173

She looks horrible. Geez.

>>11114913
Fucking kek

>>11121951
honestly, you are old enough now to admit that you had been trying to repress your homosexuality behind a thin veil of worshipping an unattainable actress.
Please tell me that you have been honest with yourself about your desire for sucking dick and at least explored whether it is your passion in life rather than blindly telling yourself that if you could just have some hot actress your life would have satisfaction.

>>11116208
What are you fucking gay?

>>11108735
I don't think so, but if, definitely YES

>>11118266
From "Walk the Line" right???

>>11116038
el em ay oh what a fucking retard

>>11118261
Liz hurley, sean bean, and pete postlethwaite?

>>11118261
what's this from? is that elizabeth hurley? what a fuckin' rocket

>>11116208
u a bitch lol go suck a dick

>>11120916
what movie is this?

>>11114244
bud going to boston university is pretty educated

>>11121865
before she ruined herself

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>>11116038
lol get fucked you dumb nigger

>>11120186
>highlight and click twice
>made a webm to prove another anon was dumb
>not a god

Jesus fuck you're just as retarded as the anon that got fucking roasted lmao

>>11114267

Agreed. Millennials have terrible taste in whores.

>thinking any hollywood celebrity other than Katy Perry is hot

>>11114751

Hahahaha, knocked the fuck out.

>>11108753
who is she?

>>11108735

Stop disrespecting Aunt May

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>>11114913

>>11120122
who is that?

>>11114913
>Alexandra Horwath
wow slavs are retarded.

>>11125059
what are you on about?

>>11121102
what's that from?

>>11114913
Congration

>>11121865
Her hair? It'll grow back
or did she do something monumentally stupid and get the twins reduced?

>>11118236

unimpressive tits/bod in this but I still think she is sexy as fuck.

>>11114913
autism

>>11123751
I think it's Wild

>>11123873
>>11124035
Sharpe!! awesome show. youve got a treat in store

>>11108735
Aunt may was shaking it for dollars ,whoring around .talk about power and responsibility,id like to take responsability uncle ben can see why tony stark got hard fur that booty

>>11118182
Leiutenant Dan?

>>11125337
How many beers have you had?

>>11125411
Yes. Before he lost his pair of legs and Furiosa lost her arm

>>11118271
jack off to sackhoff, Bones is a lucky guy

>>11116038
Yea he's not Dutch.. Nice try though

>>11114645
God she was hot

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>>11114913
fucking kek

>>11125783
Oh shit yes. And in all honesty she still is.

>>11125616
what?

>>11118202

wrong sister

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>>11120093
I love assrape scenes.

>>11124931

heather graham

>>11118224
Underrated, great tits

>>11127109

literally perfect

>>11114913
A+

>>11108735
DAMN, Aunt May looks like THAT??!?

>>11116208
turn yourself in you fucking pedo

>>11121102
dude looks like logan paul

>>11120186
Enjoy your visit summerfag

>>11125020
Juno Temple

>>11118181
i'm so ashamed of myself for saving.

>>11127573

Inverted nipples are cool.

>>11109190
no sahara knite?

>>11116208

shut your complaining

>>11118173

damn she's freaky ugly

>>11122284
Those are some sad tits.

>>11108735
Aunt May

>>11114913
Holy shit

>>11114933
WORD

>>11109201
Don't know which is more impressive, those tits or that he was able to keep holding onto the glasses during the scene...

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>>11127220

>>11116208
The film takes place in the 70's also (filmed in the 90's), so pubes are to be a little more expected.

>>11109201
Damn, Elon Musk is a lucky guy

>>11114542
That probably has something to do with the fact that her name is actually Alexandra Horvath with a "V" not a "W"

>>11118182
Master Roshi?

>>11127997
troll

>>11120101
Body double?

>>11114913

/gif/ and /s/ aren't for comedy in general, but when they make me laugh, they usually make me laugh hardest.

>>11130226
Nope.

>>11118181
Wow she has surprisingly amazing titties

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>>11127748
I jacked off to this before if it makes you feel any better.

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>>11131108
Bonus butt

>>11114682
oven dodger

>>11109201

Hey look, everyone, a pair of perfect breasts.

>>11131108
>>11131112
god she's so fucking gross. but she's probably the only woman in the world who would be down for my ballbusting fetish considering shes such a feminazis

>>11114913

Even Ronda Rousey didn't get an ass-whoopin' half as bad as this one, holy fuck.

>>11120186
You're pathetic

>>11131108
You can't even see it holy fuck

>>11131176
The shitty American Millenium remake, with Daniel Craig and Rooney Mara

>>11124082
hands to my self music video

>>11114913
What screen capture program do you use?

>>11118173
is that jolie? jesus..

>>11127997

>Whenever I take selfies not meant for other people, I carefully avoid filming my face
>Also I make sure EXIFs don't match
>Also image resolution
>Also file naming order

But if you wanna help some neckbeard help creaming himself over the way he tricked you, feel free.

Btw, believe me, I would really like to see actual Emma photos, I'm not whiteknighting here. The actually real part of the leak was great.

>>11118173
God she used to be so beautiful. Time is a motherfucker.

>>11118181
Don't care what anybody says. I would love to fuck her ass and ride the waves.

>>11131210
>god she's so fucking gross

Yeah I know, but I have this fetish for ugly women

>>11118202
>>11118208
>>11118214
>>11118219


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zCANmzvqSI

>>11114913
lol

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>>11108735
Shes 55 and still looks fucking incredible

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>>11131878

>>11131108
>>11131112
Modern feminism, ladies and gentlemen.

>>11131954
That's some sad little worldview you've got there.

>>11115105
>>11118375

Oh Mei Oh Mey oh MAY OH MY!!!

>>11127573
who is this?

>>11131092
that's some low quality bait there bro

>>11114913
response of the week.

>>11131966
You don't even conceive the possibility of the truth about the world being something objective, do you?
What if his 'sad worldview' was accurate?

But of course you don't care. Believe what you need to believe to do what you have to do, and walk on !

>>11118181
shes still not funny

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>>11114645

old but still good...

>>11118173
Ringwraith

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>>11114913

>>11120101
why her char had to die?

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>>11114913

>>11127109
Name please

>>11118202
The superior Mara.

>>11114645
She was like 16 or 17 during filming of this movie, for the record.

>>11121294
>http://filmsor.net/valotarsak-2-evad-itt-a-szexjelenet-amirol-most-mindenki-beszel/

Did anyone notice the actual link to the sex scene where we can see those beautiful titties bounce?

>>11108753
I just saw Scream so thanks for this.

>>11114913
btfo

>>11132493
Jennifer Holland from American Pie 7

>>11132532
>implying

>>11116208
Milliennials will never know about women having pubic hair

>>11135019
Some millennials are in their early 30's. What the fuck are you talking about? We know what pubic hair is.

>>11114645
greatest tits never seen

>>11118224
I have beat my dick bloody raw over her for sooo many years...I would give my left nut for her to have sex with me

>>11121865
true before she showed us that she is only a brainwashed idiot

>>11131112
i have a better ass and im about half her weight.

>>11133337
super llleeeet

>>11114913
Wait,t he'res gorgle? What? Learn me

>>11109201
>>11121227
>>11121294

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph595d1c6dc95b8

>>11127904
I'd still fuck her. I don't even really know who she is, but I'm about to now. lol

>>11109190
Short hair wins

>>11131476
That is her, dumbass
Was easily proven

>>11114751
Jesus Christ dude. I haven't seen anyone destroyed like that in over ten years. You should seriously take some time to reflect on just how deeply you were ass fucked.

>>11114913
That was clean

>>11133435
Was too obsessed with her vengeance.

>>11114913
MAMAMAMONSTER KILL kill...kill...kill

>>11114913
Ponosen sem nate.

>>11118182
Chief?
McCloud!

>>11132667
Shut up faggot

>>11118202
>>11118202
Source on this? I thought I'd seen all of her nude scenes.

>>11120916
this looks straight porn instead of a show, is it a show?

any webms of Abigail Spencer?

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>>11109201
TITS

GOD DAMN TITS

>>11131878
>justin bieber with an ass

>>11131297
bandicam

>>11137681
Jst nisem

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>>11139117
DR.JACKSON HAS IDENTIFIED THE SEVENTH CHEVRON.

>>11108735
i saw this movie a few days ago oh shit i fell in love with her

So who's got some supergirl

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>>11139173
isnt this the girl from kids react?

>>11108735
>>11131846

Jesus Christ, she's born in 1964?! I was sure you were pulling my leg.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000673/

Source? more?

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Annie baby

>>11138983
im in love

>>11139304
HELL YEAH DUDE

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Anyone like some O MUNN?

>>11114913
so fuckin petty, 10/10

>>11136571
Tove Lo.

There are a shitload of vids on YT of her flashing her tits during concerts.

If you like her enough to want more, find the full version of her short film "Fairy Dust". It's basically just several music videos strung together with a bit of a theme.

She performs a scene running just under two minutes of non-nude masturbation during the end credits. If you're a fan, it's hot. If you're even reasonably sexually experienced, it's not worth watching.

If you want it, search for "Fairy Dust" on YT. You want the full 31 minute version to get the one-hand-down-the-panties, one-hand-fondling-tits scene.

>>11132715
Please tell us some of your favorite female comedians then. Go. :)

>>11142327
Not who you were asking but I was once caught up in the Schumer hype and went to a show. She was late. She complained that the venue was a dump. All that is forgiveable.

What couldn't be forgiven? She just wasn't funny. Now, any comic can have a bad night but have you seen her latest Netflix disaster "Amy Schumer: The Leather Special"? In theory, you don't put anything in a special unless it kills. Specials are to showcase your best work to get people to come to your live shows.

I didn't care that the critics panned it. I decided for myself. I watched the entire thing and got (I'm being entirely literal about this) two smiles out of the whole show. I did not laugh a single time.

When she was new, there was some novelty value and she deserves the success it brought her. As of now, though, she's just not funny.

But you wanted names, right? Here goes.

Should be on everyone's list as massively talented and funny:
Lucille Ball
Carol Burnett
Ellen DeGeneres

I doubt they'd make anybody's Top 10 list, but I like:
Maria Bamford
Morgan Murphy
Nikki Glaser
Aubrey Plaza (doesn't do much stand-up any more)
Sarah Silverman
Whitney Cummings

This post is already too long but the point should be obvious; it's easy to name a ton of female comedians who are better at their job than Amy Schumer.

Anybody got the vid where it's Jennifer Lawrence getting creampied by a fat guy I lost it when I swapped phones

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>>11114751
>>11116038
>>11120186
That fucking salt. You got owned little kid.

>>11134440
That makes this scene better

this thread needs some phoebe cates clips. i don't have any but she naked in paradise the whole time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgBfvIJuk-g

>>11143104
They should have had this playing on a big screen in Charlottesville.

>>11144015
what movie?

>>11136503
i have a better ass than that and im a bloke