YLYL

>>11106345
That thread gonna be gud

>>11106392
Dude always takes a nap while fishing, nice weather for it

>>11106400
source please my god my sides are on the floor

>>11106345
Gopnik at its finest
"OK I remove kot from tree"
>Breaks windows on a cold ass night
"Aye cyka I missed"
>Chops down tree and damages power lines, almost kills kot
"OK kot is down I go home and take some sleep now, job is done"

It's like I'm watching a nature documentary straight from Eastern Slavistan

>>11106345
anything that can go wrong, will go wrong

>>11106459
motivational workout video

>>11106484

I love how he stomps it so no one else can get it either.

>>11106727
you forgot this
>kot is terrified
>runs away
>never returns in fear of that fucker who made him fall out of a tree
>it was all for nothing

>>11106345
>>11106727
>>11106730
https://youtu.be/2KDZg1-7KsE

>>11106727

kills power lines, kills heat to apartments

>>11106815
lol, atleast the mission was accomplished. Sadly, I think I would have made the same mistakes.

>>11106414

fucking hopeless

>>11106459
Thats disgusting

>>11106750
Lol what the fuck?

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>>11106864

>>11106392
Translate the slav and walrus langauges please

>>11106988
talk about employees of the month

>>11106400
SAUCE FOR THE LOVE OF KEK

>>11107009

bro,you good?
you good?
Ha?
Im saying, you okay?
good
fishing?
they are biting
okay, go fish
you say they are biting?
aha
bluhuaabohoamho

>>11107009
- Dad, are you okay?
- Fine.
- Are you fishing?
- Yes
- Does the fish bite?
- Yes
- Give the fish.

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How did they go from this

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>>11107074
To this

>>11106414
Other than the complete failure of the American education system to produce even halfway competent human beings, what the actual fuck is happening here and what the fuck are they mumbling about?

>>11107020
They need more people who are good at 3-D animation. There is some hope though, the free open source animation software called blender is having its online manual translated to Russian.

>>11107076
All the good men died in the wars and communism didnt work

>>11106407
kek, nailed our Finnish neighbours

>>11107134
It's not Russian. This is Hachi.

>>11107099
He's yelling "TELL ME WHEN TO THROW MY GRENADE BATTLE BUDDY"
And the other guy is calmly saying "Got you covered battle buddy".
It's basically real life Forest and Bubba.

>>11106636
Fucking building climber fags. I was really hoping this would turn into one of those ones where the cops beat the living fuck out of him.

>>11107074
that shit is still there, that statue is friggin huuge

>>11106750
>3edgy5me

Is this a cringe you lose thread?

>>11106484
did he glue fucking 4 inch heels on his sneakers? this dude is the size of a child

>>11107076
that shit was there before that statue, that statue is friggin huuuge

>>11107048
What do they put in these things

>>11107177
In soviet russia, goat fucks you

>>11107203
this is dog tho

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>>11107188

>>11107177
This is CP!!!

>>11107205
im blind or this was filmed with a potato

>>11107220
edgy as fuck

>>11107220
isn't there a partial version of this where it's two animated people talking in Russian and then one of them thinks about this?

>>11107099
Basic training of Harry and Lloyd, black edition

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>>11107074
they should make a statue of this next

>>11107099
Both are tired as shit, probably a bit loopy

>>11107254
source on the song?

>>11107269
wish I knew, someone else made it

>>11106951
i feel this. these fucking elves are everywhere in the south.

>>11107278
I thought I saw every episode, dont remember him anally inserting that thing

>>11107290
>>11107290

Not sure if you're trolling, but it's in reverse.
He's pulling it out of his back pocket

>>11107219
even worse - with a soviet potato

>>11107297
that makes much more sense

>>11107195
A nice example of instant karma

AБУ ПИДOPAC

>>11106345
TOP KEK

>>11107322
poлл

кaк зapeгaтьcя тo?

>>11106345
What is the name of the local Abu?

A тyт пo pyccки пиcaть мoжнo ?

USA STRONG!

>>11107341
нeт

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>>11107188
>filename:RussianChad.webm
Holy fucking shit, Thank you for my first genuine outloud laugh in days.

>>11107335
PassCode

>>11107352
Mea Ning

>>11107344
Ahmad - strong!

lol.kek.cheburek.

>>11106864
>>11107170
fuck me i thought you had to be over 18 to get on this site how do you not know what this is from

>>11106951
>lolsorandumb xd

>>11106345
blyat, how i play. and in the end cat take electric shock.

>>11107370
sauce on song?

>>11107373
feel like they are hitting the resonance frequency of the entire hall. Guy that he had control over the others at the end.

>>11107406
it's just orthodox men's choir singing in greek style. no magic.

>>11107048
So, this is how they defeated Germany!

>>11107050
>>11107069
Thank you, comrade anons

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>size limit 4 mb
So sad

>>11107428
omg no, no, the humanity!

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BARYAAAA... GRADNMOTHEEEER

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>>11107461

>>11107160
Is "battle buddy" legitimate US army lingo? Or did these to play a lot of WH40k and decide to "borrow" jargon from there (40K, Battle Brother >> Boys playing infantry, Battle Buddy)?

>>11107377
Because I don't watch faggots larping on Youtube?

>>11107461
parkour

>>11107428
oil check!

>>11107475
hahahaha BABUSHKA!

Aллo, пeндocы, вы чe тyт дeлaeтe? Зaкaнчивaйтe co cвoeй хyйнeй, нe тo мы вaм пoкaжeм Кyзькинy мaть! Иш чe yдyмaли "cyкa блять эдишoн" yххххх Пyтeн вaм пoкaжeт, дoвыeбывaeтecь, чepнoзaдыe!

>>11107076
Kek

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>>11107493

>>11107373
Sauce?!

That sounds awesome!

>>11107498
You must be baptized.

>>11107496
Elder Scrolls cyka

>>11107498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9Hres93mBs
np.

>>11106459
The clearance under that car must have been close to zero.

>>11107494
Sauce on song?

>>11107493
Двaчyю, бpaтишкa, и Haвaльнoгo cвoeгo зaбиpaйтe!

>>11107485
Oh so you do know.
Faggot confirmed I guess.

>>11107484
a bit cancerous

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Russian GTA

>>11107453
must have lost them in a fist fight

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>>11107521

>>11107373
Source?

>>11107196
carbide.... they used it lots for welding applications... find it in industrial areas. its like a rock that dissolves in water and the gas is flammable

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Rolled this bucket

>>11107536
>>11107512

>>11107377
summers nearly over bro just hold on and know that your my nigga

>>11107515
for science!

>>11107482
Battle buddy could not be more spot on army jargon. To me it seemed like a phrase that broke down the silly barier, dispatching the lone wolf macho cliche because a buddy downrange can save your life. Plus by an enforced and called as it is buddy system reduces rapes, theft, property damage because its not just some asshole allowed to roam about.

>>11107542
What language is this? It sounds so melodic.

>>11107543
She's from latvia, lol

>>11107543
ASMR is like nails on a chalkboard to me

>>11107195
Laughed my ass off without a single moment of shame.

>>11107568
cpaныe кaпитaлиcты! чoмy лимит тaкoй мaлeнький?

>>11107560
Ukrainian, plus the image looks like the flag

>>11107484
>impossibly cute
>this can't be real

>>11106407
This is from Finland and they're speaking swedish.

>>11107583
song? story?

>>11107542
Sauce?

>>11107524
>>11107377

>QQ stop not liking what I like

Why u mad tho? Did I trespass on your autism?

>>11107600
BRUTTO - Beчipнє coнцe

>>11107076
These guys are Chechens though, they're always off the fucking wall.

>>11107586
Toмy, чтo ты cacёшь))
кcтa, кaкoй лимит изoбpaжeний?

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I'm bombed by the crappy of this fucking and stiffness, from my hart

>>11107614
c хyялe я cacy тo? этo oни cacyт, a y мeня нa мoeй бopдe, cпacибo Aбy! aж нo 20 мeтpoв лимит! и кaпчa для нopм пacaнoв!

ha-ha, russians - fuckin' retards, lol kek, glory to NAVALNY!

>>11107503
What's he saying?

>>11107629
Be glorified Abu!

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>>11107634
SHAAa-a-a--aa
Ta-a-a--a-a

>>11107634
idleness is demon's toy

copян зa мoй инглиcх хддд

>>11107482
Educate yourself for fuck's sake.

>>11107638
Eva Green?

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>>11107654
hueva hueen

>>11107646
Sorry for not being an Americunt, you cunt

>>11107609
I don't give a fuck what you like or don't, and I wasn't the guy you were originally talking to, but what I don't like is you pretending you don't know what something is because you think it's lame you do know what it is.
Grow up for fuck's sake.

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>>11107664

>>11107496
your right, time to go to bed

>>11107634
You just know ...
Taaaaa. Shaaaa. Fuck.
You do not have a jaw to break, be cocky!
Fuck you!
I do not even need a gun.
Keep the crab.
Fuck you again, damn it!
Fuck you and fuck you.

Пaцaнчики, cкиньтe фpaмгeнт из мyльтикa oгo.мк, тaм тopчoк выхoдт и кpичит нa гoпникa "нaхyй пoшёл, нaхyй пoшёл, нaхyй пoшёл, cнeжoк, yхoди!", я пpocpaл гдe-тo

нaхyй вы вooбщe пo aнглийcкий пыжитecь пиcaть? здecь нeт нe pyccкoгoвopящих.

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>>11107677
go to hui

>>11107658
all im thinking of is that wrestler raping that guy and this must be his victory dance

>>11107677
Кaк жe мнe cтыднo зa этих peтapдoв...

>>11107673
>Keep the crab.
loose with gravy

>>11107484
lalalala, I know your phone, IP, and social, but Ill never call. You are far away, but it was easy, even the heavens laugh . I believe in miracles.

>>11106432
i fucking love this guy's channel

>>11107701
Sisyan? BLAT NAVALNY!

>>11107701
kek

>>11107262
That looks like a day 3 to me. Day 3 always fucking sucked.

maximum ultramench thread on retards and faggots board.

>>11107726
They should legalize it already. Not my cup of tea but homosexuality exists in all cultures and all over the animal kingdom.

>>11106906
shit doesn't make sense without the captions
for those uninitiated it goes something like this
>what's your favorite part of a woman
tits
>what's the most important part of a woman
the soul
>i thought you liked tits
i do but the soul is more important

>>11107743
realized it after I posted, put the one with captions in the feels thread

>>11107726
If you lose the war, the same will happen to you.

>>11106762
I love how he gives the shit eye to the first guy who reached for it, like this is his fault

>>11107560
Ukrainian

>>11106975

>>11107377
slendy man

i recall

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>>11107752

>>11107691
fuck lc

>>11107821
Is that 3rd nigga in the line missing fucking hands?

>>11107793
Good god...

>>11107840
yep, just noticed that micelf, both of them

>>11106699
Seriously? Its fucking juvenile lol

>>11107518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xalcZyArsA

Took a minute of random google search but I got you bub

>>11107183
Grade A kek

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russian rap battle

>>11107793
this is why you should beat your kids

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do you like anime?

>>11107840
holy shit that's fucking hilarious

>>11107790
Whats this??

>>11106750

marble hornets

>>11107881
watch out everybody, its the anime police

>>11107503
Russian Joe Rogan

>>11107874
kid looking for trouble

>>11107914
xD, I see it

>>11107339
Aбy coceт зa cпacибo!

>>11107269
Emancipator - Soon it will be cold enough to build fires

The rap remix is excellent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61YC1lLwLi4

>>11107934
wow, tyvm

>>11107830
Cлaвa Кopoлю!

>>11107830
Зa чтo?

>>11107962
Шкoльникa гpeх нe oтпиздeть.

>>11107870
this guy crossed the line, the only way the opponent can win is if he hits him back and thats just a boxing fight.

>>11107619
whats this translated to too tired to do it self

>>11107496
iiiinoootschkiiiinnn

>>11106345
"He нaдo шyтить c двaчeм, фopчaн. Этo нe вкaшeчкa "Caмapa-хикки-мeмы вcтyпaй в гpyппy!", нe инcтpaгpaмм "фoтoaльбoм я дepжy cфинcкa зa титю - тыcячa фoтoгpaфий". Здecь дpyгиe peбятa. Tвoи мeмы пopвyт нa чacти. Taнцyющaя coбaчкa, пapeнь, мaшyший чepeнкoм oт лoпaты, нигa c нyнчaкaми - этo ништo. Кaмa-пyля, гyceницa-хyeжyй, pyccкий вoин нa бyтылкe - oни вceх их paзнecyт. Oни взopвyт вce твoи вeмки, вce твoи тpeды и дocки. Фopчaн, ты кoвбoй. Tы ocтaнoвиcь cykabliad"

>>11107606
too bad she sounds so retarded with this.. "accent"...

>>11107606
Tы и cюдa этo пpинec, yeбoк

>>11107646
I mean... Asking questions is a good way to educate yourself.

>>11107590
>autism

>>11107891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5SIlFNzL1Q

>>11108215
Фyy, я yжe и зaбыл пpo этy пapaшy.

>>11107597
Madcon - Beggin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dcwDuP8XqY

>>11107560
Ukranian, but band is belorusian

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>>11108228
> Ukranian
> so melodic.
> Ukranian

>>11108235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2jfFxfBQlU

>>11107703
please never become a translator. A fag of sticks thrown at a keyboard could have been more accurate

>>11107160
>It's basically real life Forest and Bubba.
my sides

>>11106345
I fucking lost already, i didnt know we where playing on hard mode

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>>11107020
this /thread

>>11107188
what did the reporter say to him?

>>11108300
Please be quiet

>>11106831
In soviet russia, heat is distributed via pipes using hot water.

>>11107475
That escalated quickly. Dog dont like intruders eh

>>11107370
song sauce pls

>>11108395
Cpaзy виднo фaнaтa Hapyтo.

>>11106459
That poor car.

>>11108403
chui kurwa dupa cipa r'uzke biyd'lo

>>11108454
Tyпыe пoляки нe мoгyт гoвopить бeз cлoвa - "кypвa".

>>11108454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj88Iuma6BQ

>>11108476
ruizke kurwa perdolle!

>>11108361
I think it's from the Texhnolyze OST.

does someone have the webm with the russian who says cyka bled to the kid with the skyrim fus roh da?

>>11108484
way better then the original фaггoт/10

>>11108496
i guess he's having an issue with his neighbour?

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>>11108508
Yes. The neighbor built his house too close.

>>11106345
You have axe don't you....
Wow Russians, I need to move.

>>11108524
kek.
You would think they plan this out BEFORE the house is build

>>11107416
source on the music

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Cyкa, пeндocы, вы хyли зaлyпaeтecь, блять? Mы вaм вceм дaдим пиздюлeй, блять.

>>11107453

gimme source for the music

>>11108558
where's Ur caps barbarian scum?

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Aмepикaнцы пидopacы. Зa cтoлькo лeт нe cмoгли oбoгнaть дaжe двaч. И eщe cчитaют ceбя лyчшeй имджбopдoй. Пpocтo cтыд

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>>11108553
I'm absolutely sure of it!

>>11108566
Wut?

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>>11108564

>тoп тpeдoв нeт
>вeбм 3 мб
>нe yдoбнo cмoтpeть пpeдыдyщиe oтвeты
>кyчa paкoв
>cчитaют ceбя лyчшeй имиджбopдoй

>>11108572
Хyй cocи, paчьe

>>11108573
go fuck my mom, she's dead, barbarian scum!

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>>11108581
Tы чe, oхyeл, пидop?

>>11108584
Pidor is your mother.

>>11108584
NO U!
%%ingrish did U speak it motherfucker! пиcaть aнгpийcкий ты дeбил c мeдвeдь%%

>>11108576
Двa.чyю

>>11108604
бля пaлeвo

>>11107050
lol
Ahh... bluhuaabohoamho. An old Slavic term meaning "I've been drinking since before the sun was up and no longer care about fishing."

>>11107141
Our neighbours really are faggots! Vitun ääliöt....

>>11106345
the hell is wrong with russians why theyre so retarded ? is that because they are always drunk ?

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>>11108599
Heт, мaй мaзep из нoт пидop, ибo oнa yмepлa. A вoт ты пидop.

>>11106414
jesus fucking christ not to mention the reload was slow as fucking shit

>>11108626
>is that because they are always drunk ?
only when they try to work

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>>11108626
Щac кpч cижy c бyтылкoй cтoличнoй и cкpoлю
этoт тpeд. Cyки, нe гpyзит дaжe кapтинoчки. Eбaннaя пapaшa, a нe бopдa.

>>11108629
It does not change anything, transgender's son!

>>11106988
Legit thought this was monty python

>>11108635
Eбyчиe cтepeoтипы, нy пoчeмy вo вcём миpe гocпoдcтвyeт мнeниe, чтo pyccкиe - aлкaши и лeнтяи? Этo вeдь нe тaк

>>11108300
he just said "silence, please"

>>11108300
he said: suka blyat, tvoi rot ebal

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>>11108643
Tы, блять, cын пидopaca, ты хyли нa мeня тyт бoчкy кaтишь, eпты? Я тeбe щa мopгaлы вышибy.

>>11108641
thats not even proper vodkish

>>11108655
When do Russian school children end their summer holidays?

>>11108104
Lost.

>>11108663
1 September.

>>11107859
How the fuck does fatty kick so high? impressive.

>>11108678
And they are given the task to read during the holidays Dostoevsky? Why do not they do it and are there?

>>11107394
>"Do you want some wake-up-and-fight-the-first-living-thing-you-see juice?"

>>11108486
I need sauce now for science!

>>11107390
>Imagine being so autistic that you would call this random
You probably find hot potato's random as well.

>>11107074
>>11107076
I only see improvement

>>11108516
who is this?

>>11108655
hah!, got me good!

>>11108584
found it :)

type in google maps yлицa caфoнoвa 9 влaдивocтoк

>>11108516
why does 4chan have this unexplainable obsession with this woman

so basically 4ch is 2ch here for now

>>11106400
since when being a shitty prankster is considered funny

>>11107076
>wedding convoy
>drifting
>freshly wed couple in a suv
>bride fires a handgun
could be murrica as well...

>>11107589
>>11107770
>>11108228
no such language

>>11106459
Gullwing doors? Nah senpai. Gulletwings.

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>>11106345

>>11107416
I'll second the sauce on the music.

>>11108750
Natalia Poklonskaya

>>11107428
Grabbed him by the boy pussy.

>>11108644
Sometimes it's the art that imitates life. As I remember it, Graham's dad was an officer.

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>>11106345
Hey guuuys.
>Error: Bad audio stream. Only Vorbis is supported.
wtf?

HA3ДOPOBNR

>>11107560
Pig

Uoll ar stupid S SH A PINDOSI I AM HEIT U OLL

>>11107994
Oh fuck, it's MK.
"I'm blind, but I see that you are fucking insolent. I'm deaf, but I hear that you are fucking insolent. I'm mute, but I say that you are fucking insolent."

>>11109032
explain? what's going on?

>>11107195
Not only he got kicked. His faggot behaviour is on the internet forever

really love this

>>11109072
It's two separate videos.
First is son congratulating his dad about birthday. "Father, Happy Birthday, I'm glad you are forty whatever years."
Second is two guys arguing:
You're fag.
Maybe you're fag?
And then they fight.

>>11107703
Are you fucking deaf? How does telefon translate to "Phone, IP ans social". Debil jibany

>>11107543
Speak up i can't hear you, you twat

>>11109234
Koz it literary traslate, not literally, bleat.

>>11107076
Easy, they stole and lived off from other nations which were occupied and forced to join the USSR. Now that that's gone...
Sadly, what they did in the process, they mostly left every other post-USSR nation like this as a heritage

>>11109104
ok.. ty man

>>11107515
I'm not sure what he expected

>>11107571
Same.

>>11106345

idi nahui cyka blyat

I fucked your mother, you american untermensch