"Count the Cumshots"

>>11065264
Know the sauce?

good thread op, i i cant help myself but also count that shit subconciously.

>>11065288
Where the fuck are her eyebrows though? XD

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Guess he was having an off day

>>11065310
>>11065368
Who is this guy? These are the best facials

>>11065498
name?

>>11065440
sauce me up

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>>11065649
"The Japanese Sperm Whale"

>>11065659
sasha foxxx

>>11065706
What is the studio that does these? Never see any watermarks

>>11065749
Sauce for god sake

>>11065973
Rio Lee

>>11065769
It's a clips4sale studio

>>11065327
sauce please

>>11065749
strange commercial for glasses but i guess it works

>>11065495
Source?

>>11065310
Question for you guys
Do you prefer to have the pride of an 7-9 inch but the burst of a 99 cent water pistol and the refractory period of a musket from the American Revolutionary war in 1776
or
Do you prefer to have the shame of a 2-4 inch but the burst of a super soaker and the refractory period of a semiautomatic handgun

>>11065532
Anyone know which actual video this is from? I mean, obviously it's Naughy Alysha, but I haven't found the scene.

>>11066605
Here you go bro
http://porneq.com/video/189966/naughty-alyshas-i-fuck-my-fans-3-xxx-dvdrip/

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>>11066488
seeing as how I have a huge cum fetish im still gonna go with that 7-9

>>11066488
I have a 4 inch and want to kill myself

>>11067284
unironically move to asia

>>11066488

Without the facial fetish, having a tiny dick that can spray gallons is pretty pointless. Plus that guy would have more perceived length if he just stopped being a fat fuck.

>>11066969
Anyone got sauce on her?

>>11065264
If you're just gonna spit it out immediately after it goes in your mouth, close your mouth bitch

>>11065649
>>11065706

I think that they must take advantage of the pixels and use fake cum.

but of course, that's just like, my opinion.

>>11065452
She has a few of these high volume facials. Hot af.

>>11065368
sauce???

>>11067852
Nah, just supplements that increase volume. Zinc, L-Lysine and a couple others.

>>11067354
>>11066969
it's from an amateur vid

filename is an mless code

>>11066584
Who is this?

>>11068100
Sauce? or name?

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>>11065346
This needs sound.

>>11065371
she was so fucking hot

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OC, more than 8 shots plus some dribble or whatever.

>>11068308
Wrong, it's fake cum. Tiny transparent tube goes under his cock. Notice there's always a cut between the fucking and cumshot. A depressing number of studios are doing it. I don't know why because it's so fucking obvious. It's like they think we haven't seen real cum before!

>>11069932
Get out of here faggot

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>>11069932

"Holy Grail of Cumshots"
Sorted from highest to lowest importance/effect.
>1x Zinc 50mg (HUGE load increase, this is the most important one)
>3x 1200mg lecithin (load volume)
>1x 1000mg L-Arginine (sperm volume)
>(feel free to get an L-Arginine/L-Citrulline combo, they're functionally similar do what works for you/what you can find)
>2x 500mg Pygueum
>1x 750mg Horny Goat Weed w/ MACA (increased urges/sensitivity)
>1x Tribulus (increased T levels, increased urge)
>1x Yohimbine HCL (increase urge, load volume)
>1x Saw Palmetto (increase urge, load volume)
>1x Alpha Lipic Acid (increase load)

Mark from Mark's Head Bobbers and Hand Jobbers Advice:
What kind of advice do you have for guys that want to shoot ropes like we see in your videos?
I try not to ejaculate for at least three days before I shoot, to ensure I have a good first pop. Some male performers take zinc pills to help out.

>>11065459
Name?!

>>11065495
does this couple have more?

>>11065508
awesome, his cock still throbbing at 0:51

>>11065364
Cousins

>>11065330
not sure about pesto but the whole clip is hot af

https://www.pornoeggs.com/watch?v=x5xHjAdv8rP

>>11065452
Sauce?

>>11070752
Britney Amber

>>11068748
it's a dark kight rises parody

>>11065368
How is this unhealthy fuck cumming more than I do in 2 weeks in one shot and I work the FUCK out.

>>11065371
Sauce pls?

>>11070667
More like output am I right?

How the fuck do I cum like these guys?

>>11067914
>>11065452
Any idea where those other ones are?

>>11066584
>>11068729
has some videos as jessica sweet

>>11074793
Lose your virginity

>>11070705
This is BS

>>11067253
Kellyanne Conway on the right

>>11065440
source please

>>11065508
I love it how she really loves it

>>11072443
he be eatin' all dat protein yo

>>11078802
dude should go into porn
12 big spurts is impressive

>>11065264
Instantly ruined when she spat it out. Either swallow it or keep your fucking mouth shut. God.

>>11065264
Best thread on /gif/ in a long time.

>>11066488
as a member of the former group who isn't planning on impregnating anyone anytime soon, i'll stick with a penis that women can actually gain pleasure from

>>11065495
dude has a big ass red (bump?) on his dick head AND the chick clearly didn't like the taste of his cum...L's for everybody in this video

>>11066488
Proud to say I'm at about a 6er with burst of a spray bottle on the stream setting with the refractory period of about a revolver

>>11066488
im happy with my 6" and the burst of a super soaker and the refractory period of a machinegun

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>>11068748

>>11068748
Elle Hughes?

best cum thread in a while

>>11065495
source?

>>11085219
Any idea who this girl is? I think she was in one of the first porn scenes I've ever watched.

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I have a challenge for anyone here.

I have this theory that for whatever reason black males have really weak cumshots. I watch a lot of porn and have never ever seen a black male produce a cumshot like those seen in this thread.

So if you could kindly disprove my theory, go ahead.

>>11065706
Roby Rick.

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>>11065264

>>11085238

God, I used to beat off to this video so fucking much.

>>11087578
Name?

>>11065440

Pretty sure that's Epic Cumshot Guy, who went by ECG and is now unsearchable. IIRC, I think he spent a lot of time with European escorts.

>>11085229

Jesus Christ, don't fucking STOP. Useless twit.

>>11066488

I prefer to have the length of an sks...the recoil of a magnum.......the firing range of a lapua, the refractory period of a six shooter, the smell of a beretta and the popularity of a 9mm.....

>>11066488
I'm halfway those 2

anyone have the one where the chick points to some spilled cum and says "thats lunch"

>>11088435
/k/ommando represent

>>11085241
REKT

>>11065264
God damn that guy needs to do something about his phimosis. Looks like he can't retract his foreskin even when he is flaccid. Amazingly forceful jets though.

>>11070705
i took about that month lecithin for a month straight and could hardly get erections anymore, once i quit taking them i came back to normal after a few days, fuck soy lecitin

>>11065495
This reminds me.
>Be me
>be dating cute little 5'0" brazilian chick with big boobs (DD->DDD) and great ass.
>4 years into relationship, have never cum on her face, just never really had the balls to try
>One day, walking up stairs to apartment she out of completely nowhere goes, "hey, promise me you'll never cum on my face"
>"wat? What made you say that?"
>"It's in porn all the time and is weird"
>"but what made you think of it"
>"I was thinking about sucking you off"
>"wow, okay, well, awesome."
>"Why do guys like that, anyway?"
>"I dunno"
>"Do you like it?"
>"Yeah, kind of a fetish of mine"
>"we've never done it"
>"I didn't think you would like it"
>"You just don't want to with me?"
>"No, I totally do."
>"Why?"
>"Because you have dark skin and a pretty face, and I cum a lot, so it would be really hot."
>"Oh. Okay."
>30 minutes later, she is giving me the single sexiest, most teasing, insane deep throat-gagging wtf porn mind-blowing blowjob of all time
>"What has gotten into you?"
>"I want you to cum all over my face"
>"I thought..."
>"Do you want to?"
>"More than anything I've ever wanted."
>"Okay. Cum a lot."
>"I'm going to."
>had been hard all day
>super long dirty BJ
>"Okay, going to cum"
>gets on knees, perfect angle, pulls hair back out of way and sticks out tongue like perfect porn star.
>"hnnnnggggggggg"
>Erupt cheek-tingling omfg splashy super-load at least 10+ big squirts squirts
>Hit forehead, cheeks, tongue, mouth, neck, hair, eyes, drenched.jpg
>she takes it like she's done this 5000 times
>Cum is dripping from multiple parts of her wet face and she's rubbing it on her tits.
>"Oh my God was it good, anon?!"
>"Best. Thing. Ever."
>Cumshot way bigger than one in vid
>stay hard
>she takes shower
>I jerk off again

Single best sexual experience of my life, and got to do it many more times afterwards.

>>11068100
Is that like, 11 squirts from a gigantic cock on a cute redhead with awesome nipples and glasses?
Fuck.
I mean. Fuck.

>>11065613
do you have another one of this but with the audio?

>>11070705
>>1x Zinc 50mg (HUGE load increase, this is the most important one)
>>3x 1200mg lecithin (load volume)
I heard good things about this but after trying it out for a week or so it did absolutely nothing for me.
Now my cumshots are far from small as long as I've saved up for a day or 2 and edged a bit, but it would've been nice to shoot even more.

>>11072562
Eva Notty

>>11087578
This is exactly what I think. I fucking approve this.

>>11078802
please go into porn

>>11087516
Valentina Blue

>>11087652
same, one of the clips that got me into cumshots

>cum gallons and more than a meter
>5 inch dick
cmon bruh thats just cruel

>>11085232
Steph debaggis?

Sauce?

>>11065310
>noisy cricket.webm

>>11065310
Sauce?

>>11085238
This one is something I missed, source? having a hard time finding it

>>11094437
how is this even possible?

Lads, we must all practise unloading as much as possible so in the future dudes evolve to unload for like 3 minutes straight through evolution.

>>11065310
i need someone to cover my face like this omg

>>11095056
thats my dream, i want to jizz like they do in hentai

>>11091222
fuck off

>>11085299
Kek'd, same here though

>>11066488
I'm a solid 7 but dribble like a slug trying to cross a freeway. Impressive until the party poppers at the finish line

>>11066488
Would you rather be asian or black, you mean?

>>11065452
Who is she?

>>11095029
one of two things
a. he injects fake jizz into his dick (yes this is an actual thing and can be done)
b. he edged for hours just building up cum

>>11065566
Sauce???

>>11087650
Source?

>>11095029

I'm a guy and that is not fake cum! Anyone that is over the age of 12 knows that.

As for the amount, even in my horny prime never shot that much. He should be proud.

>>11091222

BusdriverfromBillyMadison.jpg

"No no no i didn't..... But you can imagine what it'd be like if i did"

>>11087650
>when you cum so hard you dribble

>>11066488
Solid 8 incher
Hand grenade tier spray
Refractory period of a bolt-action rifle

Shit's not that great when I learned that the longer I edge to the cum point, the larger the splash radius is due to the pressure buildup and a tight tube that never empties fully.

When you get gelatin like shit in long strings coming out you know that you need to keep the pressure down.

>>11065429
name?

>>11065480
i like her finger action

>>11085238
it would be awesome to see the whole vid...

>>11070411
>Notice there's always a cut between the fucking and cumshot.
that's when they take the condom off

>>11065438
swe_sara on phub

>>11066488

since I'm not getting laid anyway, might as well go with the 4 incher and have a more pleasurable orgasm while masturbating alone in my room

>>11097321

kek, I can actually remember a couple of times

>>11072443
what makes you think working out helps with the amount that you cum? just google it dingus

>>11065310
Anyone knows the code???

>>11087488
>Getting the file format in the filename
>mfwjpg.jpg

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This is the first thing I thought of when I saw the title of the thread.
It's from Fashionistas Safado: Berlin.
I'm currently on some medication that makes it impossible for me to cum at all, so cumshots have become particularly arrousing for me. Can't wait for those negative side-effects to wear off...

>>11095029
its called edging. it takes discipline and patience. It takes a lot of self control to not just nut when you're stroking and you feel like your about to go over the edge. Stop and repeat. If you do this for a couple hours...even stretch it over the course of a week, you'll cum like this. maybe not the volume this guy did....but if I edge, i get a good 10-15 pumps out. It feels fucking amazing.

>>11085238
>>11087652
>>11095018
>>11097885

This one is from Avena Lee, one of my favorite bitches

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=451758084

>>11103025
Been looking for this for years. Sauce??

>>11097713
Wifey

>>11085354
i came here to jerk off

>>11066488
ok guys we get it, everyone in this thread has big dicks and big cumshots. no one wants to actually answer the question with the two options given.

well almost no one. id rather have the big weenie than the small smokie

>>11066488
i have a solid 6" maybe a centimeter over, but i can't cum like this. it's a fantasy of mine though. i know there are a lot of things people do, but i've never tried any of them. so yeah, it's like, satisfied with my size, unsatisfied with my loads.

>>11087578
it does seem like a pretty consistent thing. any theories on why? maybe nutting on your women was introduced in Europe earlier than Africa? talking way way back, obviously.

>>11103662
He says in the post where it's from, you dumb cunt.

>>11103944

wasting semen = evolutionary advantage

wat

>>11095056
that's not how evolution works though

>>11065706
Bullshit there is nothing in google and porn sites about it.

>>11104193
just because something differs between populations does not infer that there is a distinct advantage to the characteristic. For example facial shape. The only possible way you can say that's an evolutionary advantage is by saying it's because of sexual selection, and women find [x] trait attractive in a certain population and so it's propagated. If that's your claim than we can easily say that in european populations, large loads are attractive and sexually selected for, whereas african and asian populations may not find it as attractive and so it was not selected for.

>>11072443
think about it
short ones have a genetic imperative to shoot hard and far

>>11065264
when she spits you slap. Thats a bad girl.

>>11085229
Source please, is this excogi?

>>11078802
I still cant figure out if half of it is grip, do you squeeze and wank, or is there a trick

I will have to make some webms today. I have a bunch of videos with 15-20 spurts

>>11065495
More

>>11070705

HCL = acid = death

>>11114520
Diphenhydramine HCl, has HCl in it too. It's also known as benadryl you mongol. Learn basic chemistry.

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>>11065264

>>11113281
what if there is no trick and its just a dude that cums a lot

>>11088060
Kacey Jordan. The greatest vagina in porn.

>>11114795
more of these two please

>>11113346
please hurry

>>11065353
who is this?

>>11065473
With her dignity

>>11082314
me too.
so bad, i want girl like this!

>>11117149
Will post more when I get home. Any requests?

>>11117157
I will eventually!

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about 10

>>11078802
>biggest cum ever.webm
>pretty damn big cum

>>11115781
Sauce?

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>>11117149

>>11065486
Sauce??

>>11119414
Sauce

>>11065264
Most of this flew right over her head. What a waste. So sad. If I were her, I'd make sure I caught it all.

>>11065264
Is it possible to learn this power?

>>11065264
13

>>thread

>>11117903
Just more massive cumshots

>>11065467
Sauce

>>11120396
I remember her, does she still does porn?

>>11119567
Shit son, sauce?

>>11117185
sensual jane

>>11121505
It's me!

>>1106

>>11065749
ray charles wyd nibba

>>11078802
fuck me and fill me with cum daddy wow

>>11120477
Sasha Foxx

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