selfsucking help

>>11039145
Get a hammer, bash out your toes. That helped me

>>11039145
set yourself an alarm everyday to stretch your back. eventually you'll limber up enough to go further. Also helps with any back or neck pain when you limber up.

>>11039168
when you say stretch my back, what kind of stretching are we talking about?

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also, I don't have a huge supply, but I'll try to post some obligatory selfsuck gifs

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another one

>>11039183
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-More-Flexible-Back

>>11039258
this is how i did it (when i was flexible) it's the easiest way cause you can pull your hips down with your hands kinda. Just be carefull if you go to hard you feel liek ur neck is going to break lol just do it agianst a wall so you can support yourself with your legs kinda.

>>11039145

Have you tried asking Steve bannon?

Took me a while to get far enough on my dick to actually feel good. Just have to keep practiceing and you'll get there. Unfortunately when you do get there you'll notice it's not that great and just regular jacking off feels better. You can't really get the good part of your tongue to match up with the sensitive parts of your junk.

TlDr it's not really worth doing it.

>>11040116
this. i used to be able to get halfway down my dick but i stopped doing it because it was really lame. its like tickling yourself.
the worst part of it is that i would always chicken out about swallowing afterwards. like, the only way i could actually cum was if id promised myself id swallow, only to have the tristesse and the saltiness of it gross me out.
and even when i did swallow i got nasty cock breath after.

>>11040116
>not that great and just regular jacking off feels better
Maybe you're just bad at sucking dick because it feels really good when I do it. I bring myself to cum without using my hands every time.

>>11040453

>nasty cock breath after.

>>11040556
> it feels really good when I do it
I used to be able to do it when I was a teen. I could get most of mine in my mouth, as a matter of fact. It took a lot of practice, but because getting in the position was so physically strenuous I never really got any pleasure out of it. I'd love to try again, but I'm stiffer and fatter now. :(

Please post more... I still hope someone saved me. Would post it myself but I'm on the phone

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Don't ask for source.

>>11039145
get a couple of ribs removed

>>11042380
would be so hot if it weren't for the cig. disgusting smokers should kill themselves.

>>11039528
extra top kek with kek sprinkles

>>11040453
naming my band "nasty cock breath"

>>11042404
they are killing themselves.... slowly

>>11042380
woah! insta boner.. ive seen many things but this is a wonderful first.

>tears of joy. beautimus!

Anyone know the minimum size cock in order to self-suck?

>>11042404
Somebodys Salty

>>11042426
Depends entirely on flexibility, obviously.

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>>11042380
http://shooshtime.com/videos/wtf/talent-is-this-girl-eating-out-her-own-pussy_149056/

Everyone here is a noob. I will explain exactly how to do this. I used to do this, in fact I did it when I was overweight, all it takes is about 1-3 hours of stretching. Keep in mind that your back will feel a little painful after doing this.

I am honestly hoping to hear back with results after anyone reads this.

First, what you're seeing in the webms and gifs above is the hard way to do it. You are doing something not meant to be done, think outside the box™. Here're the steps:

1. Find something soft to lie down on.
2. Lie down on your back.
3. Bring your knees over your head and attempt to touch the floor with your feet beyond your head. You'll be resting on the base of your neck so be careful. Make sure you're comfy and that you also continue to jack off, keep your chub up to understand how far you still have to go.
4. Rest there and slowly, fucking slowly try to bring your knees down to the ground past your head. At this point, if it hasn't happened already you might start having some difficulty breathing, it's ok - you'll be uncomfortable for a bit but you'll adjust.
5. Keep stretching, using the weight of your legs and pulling down on your ass with your hands to get your tip to your mouth. Latch on with your lips and keep the suction going to make sure you don't regress too much. It helps, trust me.
6. Continue trying to move your hips closer to your mouth. Remember, you're not looking for just the tip; We're after bigger fish. Go base or go home.

That's it really. If you have a wall or a pillow or a bunched up blanket it you can put it under your back to help you get into the initial position if you get too tired or uncomfortable. I'm about 7 inches and 5'10, for possibly useful stats.

I don't do yoga and I'm not particularly flexible. I just wanted to suck my own dick. With enough motivation you can do anything. I sincerely do want to hear back if someone else here does this. Good luck.

>>11042361
This is major

>>11042432
If you aren't "salty" because people are affecting the health of others due to their inconsideration and addiction then I bet you also think the IS has nothing to do with Islam

>>11042380
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>>11042448
You guys do realize that it's actually two women, right?

>>11042574
How does smoking affect other peoples health? Are you really that stupid anon?

>>11042481
Self deepthroating many, many years ago. 7.5" and 6'2"

>>11042663
Not the other guy but on average second hand smoke is closely related to development of lung caner and other health problems, plus it can be just as harmful as first hand due to double exposure from the smoke coming from the lit end and the smoke the smoker breaths out.

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1535610803002198

>>11042629
bubble burst. devastate

>>11042663
it's called second hand smoke. pay attention in school.

>>11042481
I'm trying but my torso still won't bend that far. Any tips?

>>11042481
OP here. I kinda did that when I got to lick my tip, but like you said, it got kind of hard to breathe so I stopped. I'll try for a bit longer tonight, and I'll try stretching beforehand as well. Any stretches in particular, or generic back stretches? I've got a bit less to work with than you. But if you could get to the base I have high hopes for progress at least. Thanks for the tips.

>>11042747

best tip I can come up with is to try and slide your feet along the ground away from your head. You're basically trying to flatten yourself out while being folded over. There's some nuance there that I can't really describe.

>>11042909

>stretches
Just lie there for as long as you can in the position you can't breathe very well. You don't really need to do anything besides let the weight of your legs do most of the work to make the position more comfortable over time.

For me it just took time for my breathing to become regular again and for my body to get used to the position. I took breaks but I always went back and tried to literally rest at the point I couldn't go any further.

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>>11039145
stay like 5 hours without eat anything, simply best tip

>>11042404
>leftswipethat

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>>11042746
The same school that taught the earth was round?

>>11039258
this one is god tier.

>>11039258
Is this Riley C Dennis?

>>11042361
selfsuckgia

Bump for more content

>>11042426
No minimum size. When I was teens/early 20s, I could do my whole length. These days (now 40)
I can only get the head.

>>11039258
thats the easiest way to do it

>>11042361
if I could do this, I'd never leave the house

>>11042481
Damn... Didn't think this would work but it actually did. Thanks! :)

>>11042380
really would love to see more of this

LAy down in that position where your knees are beside your head but when you stretch your legs behind your head put your feet on the wall and start to 'walk down' the wall. That the best way imo

Any asians

>>11039145
i don't want to be that guy, but source?

>>11041882
Not really worth it. Besides being in discomfort, you'll fell more like you're sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked.

>>11042481
Can someone draw this shit? I'm fucking retarded.

>>11050580
and who said that isn't the point here?

>>11050594
I was talking with one person specifically, and that's not you. He said he didn't feel pleasure from it back when he could do it, and since he's less flexible now, it won't be a good experience.

Also, sorry if that sounded way disproportionate. I know you weren't being rude.

>>11050588
put your feet/knees behind your neck and then push your neck down with your legs, while pushing your as closer to your face with your arms. Be careful and don't overstretch, as with any stretching exercise. Also do it on something soft, so you don't rub your spine on hard floor.

I personally just put my knees over my shoulders as a start and go from there.

Like squat down and put your arms trough your legs, near the knees, and up to your shoulders, then roll back, and lift your ass up.