YLYL NSFW Thread

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>>10991175
that was fucking magical
i did not expect to see that today

>>10991227
underrated af

>>10991227
>I'VE GOTTA SEE WHAT TA DO YA DINGALING

>>10991186
Not funny.

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>>10991256
Then fuck of before i hit you

Finally right way to use fidget spinner

>>10991222
youtube /watch?v=cBQiLh9N6kg

>>10991262
>>10991262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmwQD1Y2k6g

>>10991275
Why do you fucking faggots always break the links.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBQiLh9N6kg

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>>10991153
hey thats my cock

>>10991227

American society compiled in one video

>>10991153

I'm only upset that I didn't think of it first. Also this dude is my dick twin. jfk I was confused at first.

>>10991237
there's a version where she's singing with a thick scottish accent

>>10991480
https://vimeo.com/184206731

>>10991153
the bearstien one

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>>10991199
Lost
>quality post anon

>>10991222
fucking niggers lol

>>10991471
>I have to make fun of america because they are the most influential society in modern history and my country doesnt add up to shit

>>10991175
Im in love

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>>10991227
But why tho

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>>10991512
One a 1-10 scale in buthurt how do you feel.

>>10991533
Ive never understood that ending "AND IN SUCH SMALL PORTIONS" bit. anyone care to explain?

>>10991227
I think those things have glass in them too. in order to separate the compounds

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>>10991517
It just a phase you're going through

>>10991552
I think the original video continues on but the point has been made, Gersh Kuntzman is the world's biggest pussy

>>10991563
Oh, I just assumed it was a reference to another kyke joke that i wasnt aware of.

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>>10991552
I have no fucking idea.
The capcha has now guy me leukemia.
4chan mods pls explain.

>>10991533
>AR-15
>loud like a bomb
Try shooing something higher caliber than 5.56

>>10991227

B E A U T I F U L

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>>10991227
>having a home phone in 2017

>>1099157
re-watch the video and look for the reporter's surname

>>10991206
wife material

>>10991262
Oh god I laughed so hard

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>>10991579
Englishfag, so limited to when I can use real guns.
Usually a simple theoben rapid 7 with tuning key.
80ft pound or a cerrian with under barrel power gauge maybe 90.
On the rare occasion I've used a 12g shotgun.
All will get me arrested and in jail for five years plus a left arm fire arms offence.
Planning a trip over to the states again this August.
> I need to shoot a barret 50,cal tactical rifle

>>10991606
>acting like it's 2027

>>10991503

fake subs but funny

>>10991533
Apparently someone sent the author of that article a custom tampon holster

http://i.imgur.com/9yeYLS6.jpg

>>10991222
Mike Tyson is the cutest terminator.

>>10991186
Great song, sause?

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>>10991725
Nice but let's not trigger anyone
>tampon holdster
>i now use this to trigger feminists on social media

>>10991810
>>tampon holdster
did they all dieded?

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>>10991719
Obviously.

>>10991559
They do, and the reason you "crack" them is to break the glass to mix the compounds.

>>10991552
I think it's a Woody Allen joke or something. Two Jews complaining about the food at some restaurant and then after saying how terrible it is one of them says "and such small portions!"

>>10991753
darude sandstorm

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>>10991813
No.
I shall spread this 'title' as far ad wide as I can.
But with help maybe some will have leathal fits or strokes.
In time maybe anheros.
>just the assumption of they have ovaries can lead to depression.

>>10991227
Kek

That was amazing

>>10991222
Is there anyone simultaneously so friendly and fucking terrifying as Mike Tyson?

>>10991880
Donald trump

>>10991890
If I was a commie, then sure I get that, his kino tweets are just too entertaining.

>>10991890
Spotted the ignorant liberal

>>10991206
Atta'girl.

>>10991982
Is there a single more easily triggered group than the alt-right? Holy shit you faggots cry just as much as tumblr pussies do, it's fucking hilarious.

>>10991227
What a fucking retard...

>>10991222
Why are blacks so racist all the time? White boy this white boy that

>>10991852
There's gotta be a better song to make this webm with than this shitbag group.

Jesus, only got famous for using a much better group's music.

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>>10991719
WAIT REALLY?!?!?!?!

>>10992087
Jesus, I think, the only positive thing I can say about this really, is how pink her pussy is.

>>10992020
Jesus, it's too fucking true. Blatant train wreck of a president and they STILL won't just admit it was a bad move.

"Durr, gimme dah liberal teerz! HURHURHUR."

>>10991719
>summer

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>>10991982
>you're just ignorant
Hmm. What other polarising political group have I heard use this retort frequently? If only I could remember.

>>10991753
sandrude stormer

>>10991206
would marry

>>10992020
I love this
I'm quite drunk and I post four word comment, and you're like "omfg, so triggered... You're alt-right and literally Hitler"
I want a new plague to wipe out everything

>>10992167
Goodness me you seem upset. Are you okay friendo? Did the mean internet man hurt your feelings?

>>10991227
Haha... amazing... from experience, that stuff burns after a bit and tastes like shit. I didn't get it on my awesome shirt though...

>>10991227
the dad sounds like he has to deal with his shit all the time
serves him right, fucking idiot

>>10992176
I thought this thread was dead, so hey you!
Actually, my feelings are constantly butthurt.
I hate the way the world is going, its not a momentary feeling. I just want science and fact to true everything instead of feelings.

>>10991603
my fucking sides

>>10991153
everything on this board is nsfw

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>>10992094
Huh?
Care to develop?

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>>10991227
>2:50

>>10992213
How so?

>>10991573
That was a slow burning kek. Thanks Anon, I needed that.

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>>10992213
OP here, human beans are designed to function in a state of perma confirmation bias and cognitive consonance that go into full damage control whenever the narrative of our life (ego/free will) is threatened.

Science will only bring extinction and that is the best fate we'll get.

>>10991227
>just keep flhuscghing

>>10991227
I think this fine gentleman has a bright future in politics ahead of him.

>>10991175
is that a welsh accent? what is that?

>>10991227
props to the dad that kid is legit retard and the only way he will change is if the dad shames his intellect

>>10992087
source?

>>10992513
Scottish, my deaf friendo.

>>10991725
Kydex, pretty useful.

>>10991227
>tfw i never had a dad

>>10991227
you don't know what to do lol water!?!?!?!

>>10991810
they obviously are having a lotto of trouble swimming

>>10992703
they're american anon they have to be told constantly how to do things, first person who wiped his ass successfully in usa had to see an overseas commercial in order to do so, this is a fact

>>10992448
boiiing

>>10992726
he thinks water will like make it worse lol

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>>10992737
Some chemicals can have strong exothermic reactions with water, especially in large quantities.

>>10992760
nice damage control burger

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>>10992766
When ever there is an acid or lime sulfur attack, the paramedic ALWAYS say DO NOTHING AND WAIT till they arrive.

>>10992802
except that you're a retard full of shit

>here let me just wait while my eyes are being burned to a crisp so I can be blind just in time for the paramedic to arrive

you ALWAYS have to try to dilute the reagent with water if it touches your eyes, the quantity of it that can get into your eyes is not enough for taking into consideration that possible exothermic reaction you're talking about

t. someone who actually knows his shit

>>10992802
Typical "french" people
kek

>>10992868
'' '' '''french '' '' ''

where is the nsfw part of this thread

>>10991503
these subs are much funnier than the original

>>10992737
There are situations when water, especially not distilled, might make shit worse. Trauma of the eye (physical damage) is one of those.

Also, in certain situations (for example, washing powder particles in your eyes) dissolving them in water through washing will make shit worse.

But I understand, chemistry is a faggot shit, better to make memes and learn football or something.

>>10991153
Have yet to see a webm of the snapchat hot dog dancing on a dick.

>>10991512
> A-at least we're influential.

The fact that you fucking retards parasite on the rest of the world and poison it with your degeneracy makes it fucking worse.

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>>10991227
Oh shit he has predator blood!!!

>>10992272
UNDERRATED

>>10991186
You motherfucker

>>10991222
Kek I'll fuck you til you love me

>>10992094
>the gunshots literally fit the gunshots in the song
>must be a better song

A.) there isn't a better song
B.) Make some OC you fucking cry baby

>>10991227
Are all americans this retarded?

>>10991153

www.meatspin.com

>>10991810
Story here? This is despicable.

>>10991603
newfag

>>10991323
that fucking asian dude looks like mike chang from six packs shortcuts
fuck mike chang

>>10993027
>oh shit, a boat! Let us get close, and then SCUTTLE OUR OWN VESSEL and use our lives as a gambling chip in hopes they will bring us in
>WOOOOOOOOOOW WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS FISHING BOAT REFUSES TAKE US IN CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE DROWNING? <glub glub glub>

>>10993027
Immigrants sink their boats in view of coast guard ships leaving with no choice but to rescue them and bring them in to their country. In that webm they mistook a fishing boat not equipped to rescue anyone for the coast guard and sank their own ship in the middle of the ocean with no one around that could do anything about it. Natural selection imho.

>>10993027
Refugees went to some fishing boat and capsized their own to try to scam them into taking them in, but as it turned out they weren't equipped to rescue people from the water so all the niggers just drowned because they sank their own boat.

>>10993027
>dirty Africans try to steal Europe of her culture
>poseidon angered.jpeg
>Africans get ded
> Eruo identity restored

>>10991512
influential with what? shitty overused hollywood action movies? or military? yea stick both of these up your asses and get the fuck out of my country please

>>10991523
wow... that was one sick video

>>10991523
this is actually extremely depressing.
Great post though.

>>10991227
Is the dad's ringtone Christina Aguilera?

>>10993053
>>10993027
Story is african """refugees""" trying to get a free ride to Europe pack onto a tiny raft, approach the first boat they find and intentionally scuttle the raft so that the boat has to provide assistance and they can't be sent away. Luckily for the people of Europe, most of them drowned.

>refuses to take us
You can see they've lowered a rope ladder. It's just that africans are so mentally retarded that they went full crabs in a bucket and tried to all climb it at the same time, pulling each other off in the process. So because none of them can swim and they scuttled the raft almost all of them drowned.

The boat was going to let them on but didn't have the equipment, manpower or training to stop them killing themselves with their own stupidity.

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>>10992980
top kek

>>10991186
Fuck you...

>>10992802
what is she saying?

>>10992881
" " " "french" " " "

>>10993205
Did you see that? Give me the camera

Source: common fucking sense

>>10991719
Nice Bait Anon!

>>10993018
KEK

>>10993018
If that is how refugees really are, they deserve to be kicked out of America and Europe.

>>10993053
>>10993097
I should feel bad, but I really don't. The morons shouldn't have sunk their only vessel until they made sure they were gonna be rescued

>>10993018
That video just proves how much lower these refugees are than common animals. They need to be purged for the sake of all.

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>>10993205
you serious there ousama
you serious there ousama

hey stop filming ""untranslatable insulte""
hey stop filming hey stop filming hey stop filming

>>10993205
"are you sure <boy's name, unintelligible >?"

Then keeps repeating "stop filming"

>>10992980
Kekd so hard

>>10991222
Tyson is pure nigger. Hell of a fighter but has the intellect of a used teabag.

>>10992760

Oh my god, this message board has a mating call.

>>10991222

Mike sure got fucked a lot by that turbo-nigger Don King.

>>10992213
>Defends Donald Trump
>Assumes he knows science

Then what's the difference between Sex and gender, hmm?

>>10993018
Worse than savage animals

>>10992020
Yeah, the marxist and leftist scum who gets offended by everything

>>10993422
>what's the difference between Sex and gender

Tumblr dot com

>>10992448
someone has a degree

>>10991186
Son of bitch....

>>10992020
>shills trying to divide and conquer

>>10992837
You don't know the molarity of the solution.
You would be right if it was less concentrated, but higher concentrations rapidly limit the amount of damage they can do by creating a layer of stripped material. Agitating it could lead to deeper damage to the muscles and ligaments.
EMT B fag here

>>10992837
Also, depending on how long its been since exposure, adding water from an unknown source to an injury right next to your optic nerves??
Really, really bad move.

Rules you learn in lab, i.e a controlled environment, don't apply outside of one very well.

>>10992760
One of my fave webms, not seen in a while, thanks anon

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>>10993582
>look everybody I have a degree and I can move the goalposts as I please

you're just another retard anon, you don't wash your fucking eyes by trying to pull them out of your sockets, you don't know shit

this is how you proceed in case a chemical/reagent splashes into your eyes kids
>approach to nearest faucet AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
>open up your eyes by grabbing your eyelids
>let a gentle stream of water wash the shit out of your eyes for 15-20 minutes

that's literally it, enjoy not being blinded

>>10993018
kek the raccoons wait their turn

>>10991222
Wrong category. Anybody who has seen a NatGeo special knows the male silverback always shows angry dominance when challenged.

>>10991227
What a nice dad.

>>10993609
Instead of having a civil discussion you lash out.
Ego must mean a lot to you.

Consider the following dipshit:
1. Most areas where acid attacks happen don't have immediate access to clean potable water, infection is a serious matter, especially considering any type of burn.
2. I never said to remove your eyes?
3. When somebody calls an emt, the incident may have happened a while ago. Not everybody has phones/people in the community tacitly support the attack and don't call. Try using a phone when you cant see and are in agony.
4. Medical degrees tend to carry weight shithead. Go see your shaman next time your sick.

>>10991186
oh man look at the time its 2017

>>10993644
Keep in mind that I speak from a perspective that deals with ACTUAL attacks, not accidental exposures. Shit happens in India and Pakistan far too often.

>>10991633
>>10992161
enjoy being married to an airheaded narcissist

>>10991523
well that ruined that song

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Somebody post the video of a chick getting throat fucked and when the guys cums in her mouth she rolls over and calls him a faggot. Please post it, I've been looking for ages. Dumping my 15 video folder of good stuff (my opinion) in return.

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>>10993682
Great start, wrong webm. No worries, good stuff is coming.

>>10993001
yes

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>>10993664
You're forgetting england and soon enough america.

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>>10993644
talk about ego, the guy that brings to life a post made 3 hours ago because he's an EMT fag and has some "legit" input

1. this is you trying to move the goalposts again. Most areas where "acid attacks" happen DO HAVE immediate access to clean potable water, because "acid attacks" outside a laboratory are just dumb people fucking up when cleaning the house with some strong stuff, so, as an EMT, you should know this
2. >Agitating it could lead to deeper damage to the muscles and ligaments.
3. exactly my point, wash your fucking eyes, then worry about calling emergency, the priority here is REDUCING damage and not getting fucking blind
4. my fucking balls tend to carry a lot of weight too, talk with your mom about this

>>10993664
disregard everything I said and fucking kill yourself, try talking about the actual topic of discussion next time instead of your LITERAL acid attacks in pooland

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>>10993705
>YYYAAAHHOOOOOO


Every time

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>>10993670
I will thanks

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>>10993618
thanks captain obvious

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>>10993729
>/pol/ irl

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>>10993708
You are not even worthy of /pol/, like it or not 4chan is internationally visited, possibly misconstruing what one person said in a public forum could end badly, not everyone is an entitled teenager in America.
Someone asked why emt's say to wait, I explained my training. You know we ask what you were exposed to right, because context is key.
I state this because people could get hurt you miserable cunt.
I'll wait while you provide an increasingly limited situation which might make your statements relevant/accurate. Without context both your and my statements are useless.

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>>10993745
End of dump guys, please post the woman webm I requested. /r/ is fucking useless.

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>>10992975
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>>10993682
This aint a motivation thread, but thanks for motivating me anyway.

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>>10991508
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>>10993701
music source?

>>10991573
My sides god!

>>10993708
>>10993752
Watch me ruin your argument in two words.
>carbolic acid
Checkmate fuckface.

>>10993752
I don't browse /pol/, I actually don't have a problem with you being a paki/indian, it's the retard part that gets on my nerves, you're also a newfag, and I'm not an american

someone said that the correct procedure is to ALWAYS wait for the paramedics to arrive, and this is not the case at all, and this is what was being discussed 2689298 posts ago, your retarded brain might have read another thing tho, can't really blame you for that

and my statements have been relevant and accurate since I started posting, so you could might as well sit real tight waiting for that sweet sweet "context", or just read the discussion again and regress into awkward silence, I will not mind anyway since this is the last (you) you're getting from me

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>>10991222
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>>10993414

>>10993754
FUCK MY EARS

>>10991222
The context of this is so great. Mike Tyson used to try really hard to be like his hero Muhammad Ali and speak deeply and philosophically out of the ring, but it was really obvious that he was borderline illiterate and had no idea what the fuck he was talking about. He would also have these outbursts of rage that were really weird, but he would always come back and try to keep it together.

I think this is the moment where he was just like, you know what, fuck it, I'm going to say the weirdest meanest shit I can think of. "I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot" is still the scariest thing any athlete has said to anyone, ever.

Imagine being one of Mike's opponents after this. He just went off of some guy saying he was going to "eat your asshole" and "fuck you in front of everybody, bitch".

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>>10993839
OP's regards

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>>10991262
It sounds like a fucking doorstop

>>10993813
I don't know which song in particular but it's somewhere in here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NeISli1JF8&index=1&list=PLQwj_UhZwNnyNaj4y07-WJepWqZRm5pKc

>>10993842
*** this is right before he fought Lennox Louis, and the entire speech was about a guy calling him crazy

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>>10993414

>>10993826
>muh thing I listened to my retarded chem professor say once

still wrong
http://www.webmd.com/first-aid/tc/acid-burns-topic-overview

>The most important first aid for a chemical in the eye is to immediately flush the substance out with large amounts of water to reduce the chance of serious eye damage.

>>10993847
+A

>>10993827
Fine you made your peace, and I do see your point.
Unfortunately, not all acids mix with water (imagine that) I would argue that the
>always wait
rule would only apply if you immediately called the parametics, as they will ask you of the smell, color, and sensation of an acid burn before giving advice.
Many acids have to be treated differently, some require dry brushes, some require alkaline, some require alcohol. His comment left room for interpretation. And if I missed some context, sorry, this is my third language. Try and resort to more meaningful means of discussion sooner, cheers (englishman?)

>>10993001
american here, the answer is yes

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>>10991153

WTF is with mods?

they just purged all non porn threads.

>>10993868
>http://www.webmd.com/first-aid/tc/acid-burns-topic-overview
That article proved my point....
At no point did you say use alcohol.

>>10991186
i feel old

>>10993878
ok man you sound like a nice guy so I'm sorry too for being so hostile, I agree that different chemicals require different treatment, but this is mostly in skin burns, when the reagent touches your eyes, ALWAYS try to wash it out/dilute it with water (spain here anon, third language too including catalan)

>>10993889
read all of it
>If alcohol is not available, flush with a large amount of water.
>Do not flush the eye with alcohol.
so if you can't use alcohol in the eye but you can actually use large amount of water as last resort, what will you use on your eye?
>inb4 semen

>>10993027
Parasites.

>>10993899
I liked this guy before I saw him wearing a white coat.

Chiropractors aren't doctors. They don't study medicine, they study "alternative medicine". This doesn't do anything.

His videos are ASMR kino though

>>10991719
wait wat?

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>>10993940
Fair

>>10993027
If it make you feel any better the average IQ of a sub-Saharan African is 67. That's determined using Raven's Progressive Matrices, which are culture blind.

A standard deviation of IQ is 15 points, which puts everyone below 70 in the bottom 2%. 70 is also the cutoff for being considered mentally retarded by most governments, which means that these people would come to Europe, be declared retarded, and then collect disability for the rest of their lives.

>>10991663
edgy

>>10992448
He zigged when he should have zagged.

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>>10993001
Not all of us.

Contrébüting

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>>10992556
HotKinkyJo

>>10992270
MIA's song Paper Planes samples The Clash song Straight to Hell. The Clash are listed as cowriters and get money from the song. anon spergs out.

>>10993075
make us.

>>10993982
Somebody's been reading my Race and IQ posts I keep putting everywhere. Did you hear that from a little baby with progeria by chance?

>>10993919
>>10993927
these are gold. how have I not seen these before?

>>10994098
Cause you're a summerfag, these have been around for a long time

>>10991476
John F Kennedy you were confused?

>>10993253
>I should feel bad
No, you really shouldn't. They're parasites who want to drain europeans dry.

Europe is being buried under these parasites and would be better off if every one of them drowned on the way there.

>>10993745
Andrew Bowser is the man. The Mother of Invention was such an underrated movie.

>>10991606
>Assuming this clip is from 2017

>>10993075
You can thank us for cars, skyscrapers, modern city planning, most movements in music since the 1930's, television, radio, phones, light bulbs, electricity, most advances in the medical field, the internet...

>>10993842
Incorrect. What's actually happening here is a classic case of a nigger not being able to handle adrenaline properly. Just watch any video of a nigger getting into a fight. They say the most retarded shit and usually just end up repeating one nonsensical phrase that has little or no meaning but at that moment in time in their heads seems an appropriate silence filler that will make them look rough n tough and not weak. It's an old brain/new brain thing. When fight or flight kicks in blacks are the absolute worst at thinking on their feet.

Lost

>>10991753
how new

>>10991512
Give it up dude. We lost any bragging rights we may have had when our fucking dumbass country elected the fucking dumbest orangest piece of shit in the world to be president.

>>10993884
Gold erry! Gold!

>>10991227
that whole family seems literally retarded. how are you fucking morons saying the dad is "nice" and "cool"... he sounds like a milquetoast faggot.. "aw gee whiz jack, i dunno what to do". WASH IT OUT FUCKTARD. Jesus Christ I hate you all so much.

>>10993718
"this isn't a beach it's a bathtub" was a kids senior quote at my school and they never caught him.

>>10994153
>our fucking dumbass country elected the fucking dumbest orangest piece of shit in the world to be president.

Aww its upset. We be prepare your asshole faggot for the next 7 1/2 years.

>>10992881
>>10992868
tell ya what, french canadians are assholes

>>10992955
Do you have the other pixel that goes with the one in that gif?

>>10994153
>I'm 12 and think self deprecation = self realization

>>10991186
thank you

>>10993305
Lucky bitch

>>10993205
HOW CAN SHE SLAP

>>10991982
Why would a liberal call Donald trump friendly you dumbass. Are alt-rights so insecure?

>>10993847
Kek

>>10993644
>"I has medical degree"
>grammar is atrocious
>asks a statement as a question
>no idea how to use a comma
>uses wrong you're
The age for medical school must have dropped considerably, because you type like a twelve year old girl.

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>>10991227
Yep, this is it. An effeminate retarded beta male dad and son who are literally two clicks away from porn, and a stupid small dick white fucker who will never fuck a girl and will both watch big dick porn till the dad and son have gay dad/son gay fuck fantasies and both eventually kill themselves while the mom is fucking huge cock spics and BBC.

>>10991262
lost

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>>10994261

>>10991199
Lost it at Come on and slam

>>10994276
Seriously though. It's that bad. It's literally like American Beauty or some shit

>>10991153
>>10991470
>>10991476

Im only here because it looks like my dick too... We have too much in common

>>10994251
Doogie Howser.

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>>10993847
lost
HARD

>>10994153
better than a career criminal

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>>10994289

Mine is even smaller, tinier, weird and annoying to look at. I was reproduced to be a doctor in my mom's fantasy after she fucked and reproduced alphas when she was young. Yeah... fuck that.

>>10991227
to be clear, the fact that the glowstick became about 5 times as bright is fucking awesome.
what the retard did wrong:
NOT USING SAFETY GOGGLES

the actual microwaving was not, in itself a bad idea.


like modifying fireworks.

>>10993027
>Story here?
>This is despicable.

Has no idea the background or context, happy to pass judgement. Fucking idiot.
Turn's out they scuttled their own boat after the fisherman lowered ladders.

>>10992020
>Bernie can still win

>>10993696
Name of ref?

>>10994331
Yes, playing with super-heated plasma inside a flimsy pressurized plastic tube, what could go wrong? Oh wait.

>>10993908
someone but this audio over the official video

>>10994058
hahahahahahaha dude what

>>10992760
am i unable to read her or is she unaffected by this man?

>>10991206
thank fucking fuck my wisdom teeth don't bother me

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>>10994390
Well mine fucking do.
FUCK YOU

>>10991222
IS HE CRYING???

>>10991227
The sad sounds like steve brule's brother.

>>10991663
<3 <3 <3 <3

>>10991186
You Fucking Cunt

>>10993696
>can clearly tell it wasn't aimed at anyone it just happened to bounce off someone who walked in front of it
>better pull my red card
Soccer is so fucking gay

>>10993705
Looks at how happy this man is. my god

>>10993001
No, there are a select few that have some brains, but 99.999999 are fucking retarded in some way or another.

>>10991663
BRAAAAAAP

>>10994331
>modifying fireworks
Wut nigger? Well we all know who's gonna be in the next retarded Amerifuck video.

>>10993018
You shouldnt feed the coons

>>10993947
If you think chiropractors don't do anything, you're the dumbest nigger to ever nig.

>>10993695
"Four Lions" if anyone is interested

>>10991471

Most of the country didn't vote for Trump. This is a good example of the kind of people who did.

>>10993813
you disgust me.

>>10993071
>Poseidon angered.jpeg

Holy fuck toppest of top keks

>>10994025
Kek

>>10991493
was that a kid in the background

>>10992980
people actually used time to make this happen

>>10993478
I bet that feels awesome

>>10991222
I don't identify as gay, I identify as dominant....

how much poop your dick touches while inside of another mans anus is totally irrelevant to sexuality

>>10991186
What a premium throwback

>>10994348
that shit is a liquid you retard.

the tube burst because some of it evaporated, transitioning to vapor.
this increased the number of molecules of gas (n)
as you should know from highschool chem:
PV=nRT
V is constant while n and T increase, therefore pressure increases.
hence the rupture.


>>10994493
it is only dangerous if you are stupid about it.
worst that can happen if you are inelegant about it are a few second degree burns.
the chance of failure is low and the injury minor.
you are the fool, letting yourself be ruled by your fear.

modified firework safety:
USE YOUR FUCKING SAFETY GOGGLES
use long sleaves and pants with thick, non-synthetic cloth
have a bucket of water AND a hose on hand
don't fuck around with artillery type fireworks (the ones you see in the sky)
STAND BACK after lighting the fuse

do these things and you should be fine.

>>10992087
holy fuck, i'm surprised the US military hasn't tried to weaponize this thing

>>10994399
Whats going on here?

>>10994662
liberals, that's what.

>>10993455
please don't insult racoons like that

>>10993705
HOW AND WHY>!?!?!?!?

>>10994662
angry fedex man stops a flag burning.

>>10991186
I love spoonfull

>>10993867
this isn't real right? please tell me this isn't real

>>10993842
Wasn't this just after he finished a pretty long stint in jail? He was in full penitentiary mode.

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>>10994261
"Bring your cunt up here"

I wish I could be that smooth

>>10994025
Good one boi

>>10993798
>...and cunt

>>10992187
Lost to this response.

>>10994662

Drumpf tards gonna tard.

>>10992448
LOST SO HARD

>>10993887
Maybe don't post worksafe threads on to /gif/ then, retard. The only threads that belong here is porn, nws ylyl, and rekt. We even gave you all an entre fucking board for worksafe webms.

>>>/wsg/

>>10994307
What's the music for this?

>>10994816
Doom - At Doom's Gate i

>>10991533
Fucking try an old Mosin Nagant carbine in 7.62x54R with a fucking steel buttplate you fucking pansy...he'd pass out.

>>10993011
Fucking lost...

>>10992087
>>10994661
60mm BonerKiller Mk.II

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>>10994399
Should have titled " Fed Up"

>>10992677
I'm sorry you were born a nigger.

>>10993455
Dubcheck, and
>>10994668
Yeah, raccoons are smart. Some study I shouldn't mention because I can't recall where/when it was done predicted that if/when humans fuck themselves out of a habitat, raccoons are clever enough and adaptable enough to be the most likely starting place for whatever takes over next. Sneaky little bandits.

>>10992448
Boy, they really got him over a barrel.

>>10993737
4chan has really went down the shitter

>>10994816
For real?

>>10993947
My parents are both chiropractors and it does actually work, only maybe if you have fucking cancer you should go to a hospital and not a chiropractor

>>10993847
What's her name though?

>>10993018
nice tits

>>10994943
yup I think it's about time to jump ship. Like the 7chan migration of old. Hiroshimoot will sell this place off soon. There's no way he can afford it at this point.

>>10993745
is this guy's content legit? I mean, do TV shows where he appears know that he is acting?

>>10993701
fuck with crabo you get stabo

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>>10991579
7.62 dumbfuck

>>10992094
Are you talking about how the beat is the same as the intro to one of The Clashs songs?

>>10992760
he looks like ricky berwick's dad

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>>10995078
>being this retarded
AR-15 shoots 5.56 or .223 you are the actual dumbfuck

>>10994686
>>>10993711
That's a legit story.

It's also complete and utter bullshit, but you knew that..

>>10992513
God no, Welsh people aren't this degenerate

>>10994660
Close. You physically cant increase the number of molecules if the tube is enclosed. As the temperature rises the volume tries to increase in order to keep the equation balanced and consequently breaks the tube

>>10994282
Same here. Can't handle the space jam

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>>10995173
Not my Army issued one in Afghan fucktard

>>10991663
You can get guns here. Get a license

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>>10993737
I want to mate with her

>>10993798
Kek
Ive just descoverd that I E deleted the exorcist scene with the same girl.
Anyone post plox

>>10994399
I wish someone loved me as much as he loves the flag.

>>10994882
Fighting style?

>>10995370
In its title

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>>10995277
Tried and failed.

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>>10994289
>>10991476
thats literally my cock

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>>10993745