You are the GUY below your post

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>>10948589

>>10948596
Ohhh fuck you lol

>>10948600
where did you think this was gonna go? lmao

>>10948600
Phaffot detected

>>10948629
purple dick lookin ass

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>>10948739
I never laughed so hard in my life

>>10948629
SAUCE

>>10948604
>>10948629
Did you post both of these just so you could be the guy who's help up by all the girls?

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>>10948820
No.

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>>10948871
count those as one

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>>10948589

>>10948589
At least im not a fat fuck like that guy

>>10948882
sauce

>>10948876
>>10948871
source on this? its wierdly hot

>>10949564
Dunno, found on /gif/ some time ago

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>>10948589

>>10948591
source

>>10948589
wouldnt that be loud as fuck? they dont even flinch

>>10948882
Davido-kun ?

>>10949520
Hello, yeast infection

>>10950075
source?

>>10949601
You can see her put her hand next to her ear because yet it is loud as fuck

>>10950146
Evangelion daisuki

>>10950456
Which one

>>10948589
Time for some faggy shit but this looks like an amazing relationship to me. Like they had to be absolutely giddy preparing the camera for this shit.

>>10948629
Fucking japan. they can get away with making porn like this and much crazier but have to blur out the dick...

>>10950578
Exactly as much as intended?

>>10950544
sauce?

>>10948805
Any background here? Dud that dude just break his own fucking neck?

>>10948589
Shoots a nigger

>>10950587
No, it's most probably tea or coffee. But it's cold, don't worry, she's not really hurt.

>>10948604
Im gonna need sauce on this one

>>10948589
If this were YLYL, I'd have just lost. Fucking kek

>>10950429
Gee I wonder why the suicide rate for trannies is so high

>>10948845
I know the names, but anyone know the source video title?

>>10950456

Sauce?

>>10948844
is that kojima hiding there ? or was it hideo no place to hide ?

>>10948629
drem

Give me a cute one ;)

>>10948596
sauce pls

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>>10948739
>Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve mothafucka
topfuckingkek

>>10950297
Soya la panda

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>>10951132

>martial artist or cop
pick one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LkhVeW7VV0

>>10950541
it's because we gave them strict obscenity laws after ww2

>>10951162

Source please.

>>10951041
Sauce?

>>10951375
HAIL BLACK SALAMI

>>10950429
i made a huge mistake, can i have it back?

>>10950591
I think he took deep breaths and then flexed his muscles as hard as possible. So he passed out from lack of oxygen. Not sure though

>>10951162
>>10951388
Phoenix Marie - Sexually Broken

>>10950111
I regret turning the sound on...

>>10950578
Not enough because I was fapping to it

up until he burped

>>10948589
This guy knows the secret to life.

>>10949536
at least that fuck fuck has a mouth around his cock.

meanwhile you are still on a pile of crusty socks

>>10950297
soyacide

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You just raped some kids in your favorite game and just to remind them that you are a god you send their mothers this video and tell them to ground the kids you just destroyed after they're done taking your massive load, which leads to them giving birth to half-brothers that will one day grow up to have way bigger cocks than them.

>>10950717
the afro fuck

>>10951909
Man...I wish I could cum that much. Feelsbadman

>>10948589
>you will never be this alpha

>>10951397
MILD-838

>>10950544
Looking at that makes me cringe hard, especially since I was that much of a beta cuck with my first girlfriend in high school

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>>10948629
>How many japanese pornstars do you think you could fight off before you get raped?

>>10952650
source?

>>10948798
wut lmao

>>10948591
yeah im gonna need sauce.

>>10948596
If I could be a nigger for a day, whew

>>10953095
still waiting.

>>10952956
>Kid's fucking black
>You are not the father

Gee, ya think?

>>10953244
still here

>>10953371
>>10953244
You're not entitled to source, go to /r/.

>>10950429
this kills the man

>>10950429
i have never been more disgusted in my life, and i go on b everyday

>>10950456
I unironically think this is the biggest secret sexual fantasy of every black man in America, turning white men into "women" and rape the hell out of them like in this webm.

>>10949574
how does anyone not find that disgusting

>>10950456
sauce pls

>>10950591
no he just passed out

>>10953531
I wish...

They have plenty of actual pretty white women wanting their dicks.

>>10952956
Fuckingkek he really needed a DNA test for that?

>>10953585
Well in france for example dna paternity tests are illegal. So you cannot even fight.
And in canuckistan you can only make paternity test if the mother agreed to it (so much about my body my choice). So if the cheating cunt knew the kid is not yours she will deny you the right to confirm it, and you need to take care of her and the kid. And if you make the test without her consent, no court would count that as an evidence, and you might get fined for braking the law.

>>10948589
yes

>>10953276
>>10953585
millenials thinking jerry springer is real

>>10948739
so which guy are you referring to

>>10948739
The tranny stepped up where most dudes would have kept steppin
>pulling a dudes hair
Who's really the bitch here?

>>10953151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8EwzisBEHc

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>>10953095
>>10953244
>>10953276
Yeah, I'm gonna need you to get off your ass and look shit up, ya whiny dumbfuck bitch.

>>10952628
This is fucking with my mind

>>10948798
max payne?

>>10954478
Recucklicans in a nutshell

>>10953991
true

How can i be the guy if im a girl? Wtf is this gay thread? I can't accept your fetish of wanting to be a man, and don't believe anyone here is really male.

>>10953652
i wanted to believe that wasn't true.
why did i google that

>>10954525

what

>>10951909
Games are the only thing the owner of that dicks can use to destroy. Why the fuck is it so small?

>>10953371
>>10953095
>>10948591
You are a whiny little faggot for being so persistant on this, but im not one to neglect my fellow subhumans

https://www.xvideos.com/video25441665/gorgeous_stepmom_phoenix_marie_gives_her_loser_stepson_a_vigorous_blowjob

>>10954478
cuck porn is so dumb

>>10948591
pick. up. that. damn. guitar.

>>10948591
Is that the lead singer of Red Jumpsuit Apparatus?

>>10950429
this isn't a rekt thread

>>10950111
Milo's home movies.

>>10954478
Thanks for the laugh.

>>10948629
why is his dick purple? condom?

>>10948629
>>10950541
>why is his dick purple? condom?
>>10948757
>purple dick lookin ass

It's a dildo. Look at the way the girls bend in straight down and push it to the left. Also, in the next part of the full scene they go inside and fuck. The dark color magically goes away to his skin tone and actual length

>>10950541
USA should take partial blame for that. After tbe war they imposed laws as a kind of re-drafting of Japan's constitution. It still holds up today because no politician wants to be the guy who fights to repeal lewd laws.

>>10948749
This is the most alpha scene ever made.
Imagine beating your rebelious woman while thinking of obliterating your foes and then eating a steak

>>10959705
*raping

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Guess which guy you are

>>10953371
one google search and I found it, at least try anon

>>10950111
I had no idea Gilbert Gottfried was gay

>>10948882
what a fucking guido cunt

>>10960239
Onision

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>>10960239

>>10948798
this shit is so funny I dont even know why

>>10950111
I share country with this man is there a worse feel?

>>10950544
VAT DEH FAHK R YOO DOOING VAHT IZ DIZ

>>10954525
nice meme

>>10948876
>maybe well try again next month

my sides

>>10948876
This was a blog post on craigslist that had the exact same story and dialouge

>>10950795
Scary thought: Someone has actually done this. In the same world you live in, someone that may even be close to you, has actually done this. They show up to work normal af the next day. We discuss things with these people, we work with them on projects and in teams, what a disgusting thought.

>>10959705
I've said it before and I'll say it again, domestic abusers and rapists are not "alpha" they are pathetic sad little men that aren't worth being submissive to. Any asshole can beat someone but only confident competent people can be followed without coercion.

>>10948591
This is basically my dream. Alas, I am 6'1 and 210lb.

>>10948589
>when there are two guys in the video

>>10951129
Seconding this

>>10960342
unf. I'd let her, and I'm not even into CBT.

>>10953585
I've hea<rd the story behind this and it is basically that the wife is so manipulative and the guy is so insecure and weak, that yes, he did need this in order to completely shatter his illusion of happiness

>>10948596
i'm 100% straight but that guy has a nice asshole

>>10953991
looks like he's actually trying to subdue him and not beat his brains in, if he wanted to hurt the guy one of those hands would be leaving dents in his head while the other grabbed the hair.

>>10948882
sauceeeeeeeee

>>10953276
>>10953585

Well, if both parents had a recessive black gene, then their child would come out black.
And since the parents are probably related in some way, chances are high that they both do have that gene.

I'll post just because I'm gay

>>10963421
The only thing that woman had was black cock

>>10962842
what is the name of this position?

>>10963557
Top Dog

>>10950111
Jokes aside that feels effing amazing to get fucked by a black dick along with a energetic fucker

>>10948739
That womanly posture when fighting, that tranny doesnt break character LULZ

>>10951859
Fxk u made me curious now my head is all fckd up lol sounds like a damn karate movie

>>10950429
Ok enough internet 4 1 day.. i really hope i dont run into 1 of these things in real life 1 day baka that shit is scary

>>10963557
I call it leap frog my girl loves it hits the G spot

>>10953991
>hair

>>10948876
That's fucking sad dude.

>>10962842
Anal

>>10948589
>Having this much insecurity

Guy is so confident that we don't even see his 2 inches of flacid dick

>>10966042
Is this projection or autism?

>>10948596
>be a nigger
>or be a fag

F-fuck.

>>10948604
>filename
kek

>>10959705
>actual toxic masculinity
you had a terrible male role model or none at all

>>10954478
nigga looks like he's straight outta planet of the apes.

>>10949550
>>10963397
Queenparis

>>10951950
stop fapping for a couple of weeks, then fap and when you are about to cum, stop. Keep your threshold just a bit below and keep rubing really slow. Keep it that way for two hours at least if you can. You'll need new tapestry on your room after.

>>10954718
Everyone is male here. if you say otherwise you're just a faggot.

>>10953652
That's what you get when you let feminist dictate laws. I'm not a muzzie, but it seems your salvation is Islam.

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>>10950429

>>10950429
Or you could just do like any normal person would, when they want to pretend they're something they aren't, and play a fucking video game. Maybe roll a female elf on WoW or some shit. Fucking mental midgets, I swear.

>>10951869
black people are scared of burping?

>>10948805

this dude actually popped a vein from slicing it with a bone ending that was out of place because of how heavily his muscles were pushing it aside. pretty bad way to go.

>>10948589
this guy is a true american hero. Top kek.

>>10948629
Fuck, I wanna be raped like that.

>>10948882
>1 week later
>He last 100 pounds
>His dick grew 15 inches
>He is a millionare

All because he took the plunge.

>>10948882
His balls were the actual model for Peter Griffin's chin

>>10948882
queen-paris german pornstar/hooker

>>10950456
ts kimberlee or ts kimber lee

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I'll be nice

>>10964789
lovely

>>10952628
should be renamed "being liberal in 2020"

>>10954206

full name of girl? marta is pretty vague

>>10950429
Thanks. Maybe a better quality/higher resolution exists?

Also, HOLY SHIT!

>>10948876
This is fucking TERRIFYING!
Can you imagine being this Beta?
Look how he wants to continue after 1 minute but she just says no and he pulls out. This is horribly sad.
Should be on rekt

>>10966820
HA! HAHAHAHA!

>>10949520
Is this not dangerous?

>>10960275
Yesssss haha

>>10948845

Damn, I feel really bad for that dude.

>>10951375
OHH HHAYL NOE

>>10950821

Every nog's wet dream right there.

>>10948591
lol that's hilarious

>>10948882
ahah is this boy even 18 ?
this is a jailbait no ?

>>10950456
disgusting

>>10950544
>>10960559
WE WUZ KANGZ

>>10948805
He was playing the fucking pass out game. you like, crouch down and breath really heavy and then stand up and hold your breath and it gets you "high" if you're a stupid ass middle schooler that's to big of a pansy to just smoke weed or something.

>>10948876
The omega male. The worst part is his wife is probably a cow too.

>>10950795
I'm so confused about what he's doing.

>>10948798
i'd love to experience that

>>10956144
>USA should take partial blame for that. After tbe war they imposed laws as a kind of re-drafting of Japan's constitution. It still holds up today because no politician wants to be the guy who fights to repeal lewd laws.

We NEED this man

>>10952650
>>How many japanese pornstars do you think you could fight off before you get raped?
a random /r/ guy could probably beat 3-4 before they take him over ^_^

>>10953531
https://youtu.be/oPr-4DpoMIw
KYS

>>10968251
WHO DIS?

>>10948739
kill all the niggers

>>10953535
i don't find it disgusting until i start to worry about her skin ripping and her fake tits and flesh smack the ground in a mess of silicone and gore

>>10968648
my cake always comes apart

>>10962658
But aren't all ''alphas'' pathetic low-intelligent people?

>>10967407
ambadawnn

>>10954525
lmao im stealing that

>>10948798
Sauce without music?

>>10950456
is it bad that I got a semi watching this and wondered about what if it was me and also bent over in front of the mirror last night?

>>10966422
you know, when I do that. It just gets all watery, but it's a fuck load of it.
Lost two good white shirts doing that.

>>10968888
I don't know about bad but it sounds pretty gay senpai
Also checked

>>10968281
Eva Lovia

>>10950544
Reminds me of my russian girlfriend except her english is great. She often beats me up when i make an oopsie. It's for my own good, at least i know she cares enough to hit me.

A-and i still get pussy

>>10949601
The girl reacts, but if you are the one pulling the trigger you really wont flinch as you are expecting and ready for the noise. But then the ringing in your ear comes and its annoying as fuck

>>10967407
ashley Alban

>>10968819
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1562937161

>>10948604
Baka Lives Matter

>>10969527
boooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>10966245
tumblr pls

>>10948589
>haha duuuuuude alcohol, guns, and sexxxxxxx fuck yea im burping, slap my girl hahaha she likes it sexxxx

dude is an insecure fucking mess, who the fuck would even record this, and what kind of autistic equally fucked up girl would go along with it

>>10969746
nah, the guy knows he's playing into the stereotype and doesn't care
he's got a cummins diesel, guns, beer, and blowjobs

>>10948589
How to give your girl tinnitus 101

>>10970144
>>10969746
Do either of you know the cunt or are toy guys just making shit up to fit your agenda?

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>>10948589

These barbarians will be gassed regardless of their white skin. There is no redemption for open degeneracy.

>>10970220

shut the fuck up cletus we're just trying to rub one off

>>10970220
Lol you're not gonna gas anyone, pussy

>>10955790

Such beautiful German stock subjected to the (((porn))) industry, setting an example of degeneracy. "Oh I'm so empowered to take two dicks up my ass!"

These could be proud mothers of a glorious nation, but we'd rather masturbate to their images and produce nothing.

Degenerate.

>>10948591
whats up with this chick? why she so buff now

>>10962814
I'll trade with you, 5'2", 110lbs

>>10970255
Please consider suicide

>>10970277
Sauce please

>>10950111
>The Nostalgia Critic

>>10950544
ugly are these gypsies or something

>>10962961

>>100% straight
>>guy has a nice asshole
>>guy has an asshole
>>guy's asshole

Yeah, okay there Mr. Full hetro

>>10967756
>>10968198
I mean, you know this is their fetish, right? This dude is doing it because he likes it, not because he has to.

>>10970277
they're probably into weeaboo shit

>>10971127
what is happening here?

>>10950456
You ever wonder what these guys fathers think of them? They were probably thrilled to be having sons, only for this to happen.

>>10951375
legitimately impressive

>>1094879
kek

>>10952628
>You have entered... The Twilight Zone

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you have autism now. congratulations

>>10955065
>aphex twin does porn

>>10950578
Not scared at all. Hope you get some help with your low self esteem though man

>>10948739
AYO HOL UP HOL UP

>>10971273
Lol source he is dumb

>>10963698
>effing
>fucked
>fucker
why would you censor yourself if you're going to say fuck anyways?
gay retard

>>10971191
nigga jelous of wite bois tried to make his dick white

>>10951129
>>10962886
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2084614107

>>10966230
Or both

>>10948739
>that fucking nigger arm flailing

holy kek

>>10970968
lolllllll

>>10968105
don't, he literally declines fucking some of the girls at some point in the video

>>10950821
that's how to kill a man

>>10948589
small dick

>>10967769
$100 is $100

>>10949520
been looking for this since 1998

>>10970277
love that song from rad

>>10948749
Keep an eye out for ya, Stingray.

>>10948591
>she's 175 cm
kek

>>10950821
this kills the nigger

>be nasty as fuck girl giving head to hillbilly
>think its sexy when my obese slop ass gf gives me a blowjob
>think thats murica
>mfw
>both should be shot and pissed on.
>disgusting slob cancer.

>>10950380
sauce pls?

>>10948589
if this guy is trying to be as "manly" as possible, then why is he drinking a small can of light beer and not a regular sized can of regular beer?

>>10971923
who

>>10970220
Thanks Hitler

>>10949574
thats actually kinda scary to watch, they look like they could tear open at any second with all that momentum

>>10950111
Shinji?

>>10953531
I'm black and I unironically think you're retarded.
You need to get a grip on your sexual fantasys

>>10948589

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M

>>10954206
Ashley Alban

>>10971191
probably a caught rapist

>>10964813

After the wig comes off he starts pulling at his actual hair too.

>>10976534
looks like Vaas Montenegro to me

>>10954271
do you have the rest of what this guy dumped of this girl?

>>10966692
you're actually autistic

>>10953652
thats fucked up. norway has a good system, the child isn't legally yours unless you sign papers or you are married with the mother. if you refuse to sign the papers it will fall to a dna test in court if the mother press it.

>>10951432
salsa por favor

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have fun