mother nature killing shit

>>10930150
holy motherfucking shit! Do you have some source?

>>10930150
>me no can read rules
>me post only one webm
>everyone else do the work for me

Fuck yourself OP

op here soz having trouble with internet

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>>10930159
im

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>>10930159
fuck you im trying

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op here. im out

Anyone got the one where the lions take down the wildebeest? and that one lion chews his junk off?

Natural causes eh.

And people say hunting is cruel.

>>10930366
kek

>>10930160
>literally eating your face while you are alive

>>10930183
when i was a young warthog

>>10930492
insects can actually survive way longer without head than other animals cause theyre invertebrates, so they dont have a "brain"

>>10930366
>black_lives_matter_feminists.webm

>>10930155
Gila woodpecker.
Youtube it. This is one of the first vids.

It gets sadder when the baby bird left in the nests survival instinct kicks in and it tries desperately to fly away but it isn't grown enough yet.

>>10930515
thats not what invertebrate means

>>10930517
Ugh god... you try to shoehorn in any possible reference to racism into any situation you run into online, don't you?

I'm not saying you should live your life for women, but do you have a gf? If you are like most miseraboe clueless cunts on this website, I'll assume not. If not, are you lonely and would like to have gf? Think critically: do you think a personality like yours that constantly references racism is attractive to the opposite sex? It doesn't matter what's right or how passionate you are about "muh proud heritage" or whatever, you are negative. You are a negative cunt, and it turns people off. Only negative people like negativity, and you tell me, is it healthy to surround yourself with negative people?

Have your opinions, debate them all you want, but do it in the proper forum. Hamfistedly trying to smash a BLM reference into some stupid animal violence thread on an image board, to smart people, just makes you look pathetic and smallminded.

Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss news, small minds discuss people. How often do you discuss people in your day to day habits?
>hurr hurr but they aren't people herpy derpy doo
Yeah, real original. Elevate your thinking. Don't be a troglodyte hick.

>>10930550
Holy shit I can't tell whose a bigger faggot you or him

>>10930550
fresh pasta

>>10930550
You may not be wrong.
>But you sure are a faggot.

>>10930174
The boi bambi is getting his ass eaten! Damn!

>>10930176
Oh shit did he actually did from that

>>10930515
Are you actually retarded?

>>10930522
xD

>>10930183
Oooh... Poor Pumba :(

>>10930550
>Read the first line
>Skipped the rest

Your an idiot.

>>10930550
>SEETHING

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Now, as i'm shit with remembering what i save, this could be anything. It says it's saved as "Snake Pit" but for all i know this is a toss up between snakes or porn.
So apologies in advance if it's not mother nature killing shit.

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>>10930878
Well that answers that. And the only other thing i have with animals in it is this if i remember rightly.
Again, either that or porn.

>>10930517
Jesus fuck must you degenerate fucks spread your shitty politics in every thread?

>>10930171
this is sosad man. I never can handle with this video. ITs still alive ffs. Nature is scary.

>>10930515
... let's say that that's wrong and dumb and just leave at that.

>>10930885
May as well give up senpai. You're pissing into an ocean of piss. People who browse /pol/ are spread across all red boards and at least half of the blue ones.

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>>10930171
I love how these animal lovers all want to make me believe predators kill fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOXPjV1y51o

>>10930878
kek
would be interesting if it turn out it was a porn

>>10930878
Do you think an animal might remember the adrenalin rush and go back to that place to feel it again like us bored humans?

>>10930885
Easy (You)'s are the reason it would appear

>>10930947
In my opinion no. I think animals are hardwired to put survial first in most situations.

>>10930176
Fake
Food in his ass

>>10930947
There has been some interesting research on animal memory, but I don't think it's clear that they have the same sort of episodic memory that humans have.

>>10930174
is this that African rape gang thing i keep on hearing about out of europe

>>10930496
i would feel bad for this big because it looks like my fat ass dog but then i remember warthogs are absolute cunts

>>10930150
nature is never cruel,it's just following the rule of nature

>>10930882
I thought male lions don't hunt. o-o

>>10930916
I grab the krokko and I take the krokko, then after I eat the krokko

>>10930550
Is this a new copypasta?

>>10931147
ah you must be an anthropologist i never thought to look at it that closely

>>10931157
That's just feminist jew propaganda.

>>10930183
Sounds like a circular saw going through lumber.

>>10931229
I guess it's a whale shark. Eats plankton like a whale but is a fish belongs to the sharks.

>>10931229
cgi whale shark

>>10930171
2 seconds in, already closed the vid, holy shit thats terrifying

Birds are fuckers

>>10931263
Yeah. There was massive outrage when this video came out, but I suppose being soulless Chinamen, they didn't know any better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRFyKbKHxqc

>>10930171
Are we all the other penguin?

>>10931229
Looks like a whale shark or something like that

>>10930150
mother fucking bird

>>10930171
fucking intestine spaghetti at the end fuck man :(

>>10931229
Out of all the fucking sharks you could have killed it was the fucking gentle giant. Asia can suck my dick man.

>>10930550
hey how about you stfu whitey and let us enjoy this thread

people come on 4chan to be dicks to each other. if you don't like it senpai then you can fuck off back to tumblr or reddit or wherever you come from

>>10930550
This is why I hate summer

>>10930550
bait

>>10930885
It was a fucking joke, jesus christ. You liberals are ridiculous

not every time, there are exception in everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM
please do a webm, i'm too leazy.

>>10931315
nu wan tummeh sketti why huwt fwuffy ;-;

>>10931157

Its bollocks

Truth is the most of the females are more than eager to go kill something for their alpha male, who is in turn more than eager to protect said females from the others lion males who tend to band together in their younger years as to survive and if they managed to get near another alpha male pride, will kill their every cubs as to impregnate the females present. Because little else than another male will keep the younger and hornier ones at bay. And also being pregnant is quite a drag on a lion body, if they get repeatedly knocked up it can easily mean the end of the pride as they'll die of exhaustion before coming to term.

Kind of like a pimp, yeah he is a cunt but he is protect his hoes from others competing pimps who would love to break his hoes as to make them work for them instead. Some a loveydovey with their hoes, others beat them around like a punching bag, the females either learn to see the difference or suffer to a savage one.

>>10930183
Did he die?

>>10930496
lol

>>10931157
It's not all black and white. Females do the majority of hunting.

>>10931157
>this is what the matriarchy wants you to believe
men do everything

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>>10931147
>>10931215
lmao

>>10931768
have seen it b4 but noticed doggos flesh wounds now, did doggo make it out alive?

>>10931850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIRT7lf8byw

not wounds, just stupid low res

>>10930878
>the first time you stumble on /d/

>>10930159
it was two fucking minutes, guy...

>>10931879
alright good for doggo, those kangaroos can fuck ppl up badly

>>10930150
animals are assholes
vegans are faggots

>>10931157
He was just tired that the wife didn't make up her mind

>>10930183
is it weird that i have a boner right now?

>>10930550
>where_do_you_think_we_are.png

>>10931366
It was a shitty joke. You fucking suck at humor. Stick to laughing at other people's observations because yours are more cliche and low hanging fruit than arnold swarzeneggar impressionis and Michael jackson jokes. Not even liberal.

>>10930878
NO. 1 draft pick

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>>10931960
Animals aren't assholes.
They just do what they feel like helps them survive and we just apply our arbitrary moral system to them.

>>10931393
Because fuck you that's why

>>10930878
The song is what makes this WEBM awesome.

>>10931157
Male lion usually doesn't hunt because he needs to walk large swathes of land to consistently defend and mark his territory.

Males are actually superior hunters, mostly because they're forced to form small bands or even hunt alone in their youth where they don't have the upper hand of numbers and tactics. This means a male lion NEEDS to have superior strength and speed to be able to survive his youth, this includes beating other predators into submission by himself and stealing their meal.

>>10930159
That five webm rule is dumb anyway. Why shouldn't I be able to start a thread about stuff that interests me if I have less than five webms? If I had plenty of webms I wouldn't be starting a thread.

>>10930916
Khajit > Argonians

>>10931229
Fuck you whare and Fuck you dorphin.

>>10932047
No, it's ok. At least we know now where does JAV soundtracks come from.

>>10931253
kek yea it does

>>10931380
Worth every second...That shit was intense

>>10931077
made me lol

>>10930570
Surprise!
It's actually you.

>>10931153
>>10931960
>>10930916

Animals don't have concept of morality like humans do.

They do things based purely on instinct, does not matter what.

>>10930588
and you sure are a newfag who doesn't know greentext conventions

>>10931850
>>10931768

It's a red handlers harness bro, doggo made it out fine. The guy is a national hero for saving his pooch but some sjw's had a winge and demanded he give up his job as a zookeeper (I'm not making this up.)

>>10930882
It's like a black friday sale with the genders reversed
>man: hmm, whats the best blender for the money?
>woman: SALE!!!

>>10930183
> graphic scene warning
> crying pig getting eaten by a kitter
Cmon

>>10931366
Look man, I was going to try and start shit with you but >>10932058
Did the job waaaay better than I could've

>>10933693
Did the case go anywhere?

>>10930550
>can't tell if came from leddit or bait

>>10931229
Oh my fuck. Kill it for fuck sake.

>>10930171
Seagulls are fucking disgusting horrible creatures, anyone who lives on a coast can confirm. They cannabalize each other as well. Whenever a huge flock has been settled on a beach for a day or two and moves on, you can always find numerous half-eaten gull corpses.

>>10930882
honey....just pick one....JUST PICK ONE!.....FUCK ILL DO IT MYSELF rawr

>>10931229
yum!

>>10930851
>your an idiot
>your
Learn how to spell nigga.

You're an idiot

>>10931272
If only man, if only

Although honestly it very well may have met the same fate at the jaws of other animals as sea, but desu that doesn't make this any less revolting.

>>10931330
And this is why I hate you

>>10932058
you shit up the fucking place when you decide to right little bitch replies like that. Why don't you just shut the hell up because no one gives a fuck about you or your half-assed opinion about others opinions.
Fucking faggot.

>>10933804
you too faggot.

>>10933829
Awww, it really feels like we're bonding now ;)

>>10933823
M8 y u so mad

>>10933722
He kept his job. Most Aussies had the common sense to back up the fact that the fucking thing was about to eviscerate his dog and thatt a jab to the snout was in fact the most humane way to handle it. Roo didn't get hurt, they box each other all the time.

>>10930550

On election day, vote #10930550 for 4chan president! He's tired of it all too!

>>10930183
Weird how it doesn't go for the throat

>>10933864
God damn Australia. I don't know anywhere else on earth where people get into brawls with the local wildlife, or lose military campaigns against large flightless birds. You magnificent fucks.

>>10931229
Fuckin Japs....should drop another bomb on their ass for good measure.

>>10931229
ILLEGAL TO KILL EVEN FOR RESEARCH

>>10933878
Probably was satisfied with its hold, and didn't want to risk getting closer to the tusks. Also looks like a young leopard, so maybe just inexperienced.

>>10933864
I mean I don't think he should lose his job or anything ridiculous either, but the dog was long gone by then. He probably should've tried to just walk away first before clocking the thing.

>>10930176
scripted god you are fucking dense

>>10933674
99% of your decisions are made purely out of instinct.

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>>10931380
that buffalo was going to die but the other brought the entire fucking crew to fuck up those lions

holy shit that was amazing, I always thought herd animals were pathetic, but not after i watch these buffalo fling those lions around like they were paper bags.

>>10934032
lmao thats the best thing I have ever seen

>>10933763
Watched one lift a crab up in the air and toss it down over and over until it died once, was somewhat rad to watch tbqh.

>>10930550

What a faggot, kek.

Be more salty

>>10930515
Their brain it's more distributed, in some species the antennae or the legs can also "think" in the sense that it can display independent logical behaviour.

>>10931393
holy fucking shit i completely forgot about this shit

>>10931229
Fake!

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>>10930550
YOU'RE BRINGIN' ME DOWN, MAN!

>>10933995
Those things can kill you, you Buddy Holly-glasses-wearing faggot.

>>10930916
That's badass, considering it could have gone for something a lot less challenging if it wanted.

>>10930550

The sad part is, the jaded virign neet hivemind will totally ignore it because they choose not to consider any advice or idea from people because their world view is so perfect and consistent.

>>10930893
I agree. You should leave.

>>10933674
that's what makes them assholes, faggot.

>>10934496
That's what makes US assholes, FAGGOT.

>>10934465
If anything this very thread should prove to you that your idealistic liberal bullshit ideology is completely wrong. Survival of the fittest, motherfucker. Nature ain't fair.

>>10934500
sure, some of us. Especially retarded vegans.

Honestly Hitler should have included you fuckers in the final solution

>>10930550
>>10930885
fuck off you butthurt samefag nigger

>>10930947
you're thinking of what im thinking arent you

>>10931285
people like you call them souless but you have no idea who they are or how they live, you weren't raised in that type of society. your rules and opinion doesn't apply

>>10934512
lol I'm sorry someone hurt your feelings so bad

>>10934710
lmao shut the fuck up you dumbass pussy, just because I hate you doesn't mean somebody hurt my fucking feelings. God get a grip you worthless cocksucker

>>10930150
Brainzzzzzz

>>10930550
You have to go back!

>>10930550
Looks like we gotta spicy meatball here boys

>>10931768
why did he lose karma?

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>>10930150
ten years here...... and that is some fucked up shit if i have ever saw it.

>>10931285
Those motherfuckers throw their own live babies into the harbor in the city for Christ sake. You think the starving country ones wont gut you for the meat that you are made of? Let the subhumans have their fun.

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daily reminder humans are apex predators

>>10932458
That'd be a request

>>10931960
You could say the same thing about humans. Does that mean I can kill and eat humans?

>>10934949
Satisfying as fuck.

>>10930916
I sadly lost it, but there was a similar one where a jaguar fucking kills an anaconda.

And then it turns out the jaguar was hunting the anaconda for his pregnant mate.

>>10932688
Even if not, Khajiit are the most fun race in all TES.
>I am going to pickpocket so hard from you, you are going to lose you shadow, I am then going to take so many drugs I'm going to do to the moon.

>>10930550
Can't decide if this is a baited trap or you are a faggot of the estival wave

>>10934949
>roast boar with tire tracks and multiple pellets
shitty hunter desu

>>10931295
kek
, no we would be filming it

>>10930878
He survived because the snakes got greedy and tangled on themselves.

>>10934949
HHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

>>10934949
A lot of animals prey on humans so by definition humans are not apex predators.

>>10930174
The other monkey looking like
"Henry, that was fucked up!"

>>10934949
daily reminder that humans are pieces of psychopathic shit.

>>10930550
Anon, I want you to know im saving this.

>>10932058
>Not even liberal.
You walk like one, talk like one, so you must be one. We can tell.

>>10935069
Wild hogs overpopulate the fuck out of areas, dumbfuck. You either kill them or let them destroy the nearby ecosystem.

>>10935069
daily reminder that hogs are pests

>>10935059
no, what, no animal actively prey on humans, most will only attack if threatened and other confuse humans for their actual prey (like sharks).

>>10935014
Thats not hunting, its land management.
Hogs are an invasive species in the US, and they totally destroy land. They'll even absolutely everything, even the roots of trees. A patch of land that hogs have been at looks like a bomb went off on it. They'll take a green field and turn it into a desolate brown patch in just a couple weeks. Any small animals, bugs, weeds, they eat every last bit.
They reproduce so damn fast that they'll likely never be fully wiped out, and the money farmers lose every year to them is immense.

The only effective way to deal with them aside from just putting out poison which would kill indiscriminately would be an aerial shoot. If we could put a small firearm on a drone with a thermal camera we could find them when they're bedded down and take them all out without any being able to run away. Thats pretty much the only workable solution, but even then the amount of time it would take would be ridiculous. If the FAA and ATF would step out of the way we'd at least be able to make some progress. Farmers can't afford to keep losing 10k or more per year to crop loss from hogs.

>>10935069
Only a fragile leftist would post this.

>>10935059
Some definitely aren't, but in my opinion, some humans, like Bob, are apex predators. Considering that Bob getting attacked by a tiger doesnt count if Bob shoots the tiger.

>>10933674
So that explains negros.

>>10935199
o

>>10930878
fucking scripted

didnt he get bit? before the tangle

>>10935301
turkish interracial

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>>10935301
...what the fuck?

>>10933967
both

>>10935199
>hogs are an invasive species
this
they're destructive, huge, poor meat, breed like rabbits, and aggressive.

>>10930996
>>10931026
birds, especially parrots, are know to do this.

>>10935311
kek

>>10934949
not gonna lie that looks fun as hell

>>10935342
>poor meat,
thats unfortunate

>>10930174
>Tfw Rafiki eated Bambi's ass
Damn I didn't knew KH3 is gonna be Rating M

>>10930150
Been on here since '09...

this one irked me.

>>10935342
>poor meat
i doubt africans would say that....
In australia, people kill Carp in rivers as they are considered 'pests' and apparently these type of carp don't have 'good meat'- i doubt hungry people around the world will care whether the meat is good or not- its a source of protein, so its good enough for them

>>10935374
You can make some decent breakfast sausage or even pork-ribs if their young, but that's about it.

>>10934949
go swimming of the coast of south africa, buddy

>>10933674
That's way too debatable to just flat out say no.

Like we have to cover what constitues as a moral or set of morals, what kind of behavior can be considered to fall within a defined set of morals, and what the notivations of animals are when they take actions that can be considered moral. Each of those aspects of morality are super debateable, and it's not too hard to imagine situations where animals check some or all of these boxes.

And then remember the same line of questioning can be applied to "moral" decisions that you make. You're an animal too, and it's not too hard to argue that many of the moral decisions that you make are at least partially motivated by a subconscious interest in surviving and reproducing.

>>10935402
are you suggesting that someone starts a charity where they exterminate invasive hogs and put the meat on ice to ship to starving peoples in Africa? Because that sounds both retarded and fantastic at the same time.

>>10934512
Hitler was a vegetarian you dumb fuck.

>>10935199
same goes for feral dogs in australia, fuckers are huge and will tear you apart

>>10934906
Don't you ever talk to me or my kid again!

>>10930550
This post here is right

Humans are not just an apex predator, we are THE apex predator. We could wipe out every species of animal if we so choose and we can do it just for the sport. We're so above any other animal that we farm them. We can enslave entire species of animals and breed them as a source of food. If you don't think that's apex shit, you're literally fucking retarded.

>>10935455
Not Roaches... :^)

>>10930916
>youtube
was hilarious

>>10935175
Tigers used to rip people out of their houses in Indian villages bro

>>10930550
you could've just said faggot and went about your day

>>10935464
>smells like ass in here

>>10934906

>this not getting replies

>>10930171
wow i'm rea,lly sad now

>>10932286
that was a joke because it's water right? The doggo seems fine. I freaked out a bit until I saw he was ok.

>>10930174
This one is MUCH better with sound beause you can hear it screaming and yelling in pain the entire time

>>10935434
should've gassed himself

>>10934949
was about to lose my shit cause i thought those were dogs until i read the filename

>>10935019
He would too, if he could.

>>10930171
>
I like how that other penguin just watches as his friend gets eaten. So far from what I'm saying is birds are fucking Savage

>>10930150

That's a woodpecker eating some sparrows. I actually saw the video like a week ago. Here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4oEM0W6mhM

Here's another one of a woodpecker killing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ESV4WkLf9A

Here's the woodpecker getting karma:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ESV4WkLf9A

>>10935573

Oops, here's the Karma one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSMYBXsHkgk

>>10935523
Shut up faggot, i bet if it had been a bunch of pigs or some shit you'd say
>HUR DUUR, STOOPID PIHGS >:)
God i hate the summer

>>10930366
checked and keked

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>>10930150
This thread is god-tier.
God bless all of you who are providing my kek material for the night.
<3

>>10935309
Constricting snakes generally aren't venomous. A bite would hurt but not incapacitate.

>>10933897
They're Chinese and even there this was illegal.

>>10930550
all of you falling for this, kek

>>10930160
hmm, interesting. My pet mantis liked to go straight for the neck, and leave only the heads of crickets on the floor of his tank

>>10935491
It's water, Anon. Don't worry, doggo is okay :)

>>10930183
oh, yea, yet i'm the dick because i use a rifle.

>Guess who's the more humane hunter now, faggot.

>>10930160

Does anyone else fear the universe being a living breathing thing that we are all a part of and that we experience it at all forms of microscopic levels and that as humans we are only lucky to live this niche of it out and that next time around this could easily be us...

>>10930550

> small minds discuss people

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>>10931157
males dont hunt after they got their haram, before that they got to hunt like anyone else, all beta males (im saying unironically) do not get to breed in a pride, so they set out, make their own territory, once they start getting women their job changes from hunting to defending territory

>>10930150
that's not cruel. he immediately stunned the brain to eliminate pain. God gave them such an instinct so that no unnecessary pain occurs.

>>10935719
Let's not evolve or anything, let's just stay the retarded primates we've always been

>>10935429
yes.
But it sounds mostly fantastic to me.
Some food is better than no food right? dem niggas eating crickets breakfast lunch and dinner.!

>>10934906
i eat, jon, its what i do

>>10935740

>Lions
>primates

anon...

>>10935301
why??? does anyone really get off on having bugs placed in their pussy or asshole? this is just for shock value. still entertaining though lol.

>>10935470
Key word in the sentence Indian villages.
We are talking about humans not Pajeets

>>10935740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWxCM6llL60
ehh primates aren't retarded.

>>10935740
anon you okay? what the fuck you on about?

>>10933995
Based retard.

Once a roo claws you with his hind legs, you rip open like a pack of skittles

>>10935199
"Fragile leftist"
Ohhh boy. Why is everything always a sweeping generalization

>>10931153
RULES OF NATURE

>>10933763

I think those are albatrosses

>>10935760
>>10935798
>>10935825
>tfw people miss the entire subject matter, and subject itself, of a post

>>10931153
Magnetic force!

>>10935859
?

>>10933752
they are you dumb fuck
what do you want them to do, shoot their brains out first??

its a fucking fish, they dont feel pain

>>10935658
what irony level do you think this fucko is on

>>10935757
I hate alarm clocks

>>10935724
>unnecessary
If they did feel the pain, they'd fight back, having survived with minor injuries

>>10935658
well you are probably a human so you are more humane in general than any non human

>>10935576
kinda fish the mother died along with the chicks

>>10930878
This one works perfectly with the "Never Give up" motto

>>10930947
Yes, like fish more they get caught and release less easier they are easy too tricked later.

Wisdom comes with age and experiences.

>>10934464
It's not rare for jaguars to go for caimans
and other animals eat them too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l56K8eAtCig

>>10935309
Constricting snakes try to bite you to hold you, then they strangle you and crush your bones. Then they eat you

>>10931555
How beta lions survives then ?

>>10935969
>Yes, like fish more they get caught and release less easier they are easy too tricked later.
you said yes but I think you brought a counterexample. Was it irony lost in bad English?

>>10935982
they don't

>>10935199
was angry, but your post makes so much sense now

>>10935777
you didnt fap to this? are you gay?

>>10935983
Fishes love being manhandled!
Plus free food.

>>10936013
they make great fleshlights too

>>10935724
>>10935930
are you for real?
Can somebody post the lion biting of the dick of a buffalo while it is fixated by another lion?

found a vid on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOs450q7OMw

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>>10935846
>expecting everyone to be a gold medalist in your mental gymnastics
anon no one gets your non-sequitur ass

>>10935059
>apex predators
Yes but we can prey them too. So.

>>10930171
>>10930150
Man... fuck birds. fuck em.

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>>10935987
They starve to death ?

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>>10936048
I fuck em everyday

>>10935301

>>10936087

>>10936089

>>10936092

>>10935881
That's a misconception. They do.

>>10930150
nature is satan's church

>>10936064
It's survival of the fittest not a welfare state

>>10930878
In the words of Sir David Attenborogh "there was more than one iguana"

>>10931229
asians need another fucking bomb

>>10936115
they would just become more fucked up

>>10934949
LMAO Humans are not apex anything. Without guns we lose. There are hundreds if not thousands of animals that could kill/maim us in the blink of an eye. We're weak and have very little combat power against a real predator.

If Humans were on a tier list of S rank to F rank, we'd be somewhere around D, MAAAAAYBE C- for the more fit or trained.

>>10936122
not possibru

>>10936125
retard. tools, resourcefulness and intelligence trump everything.

>>10930366
what was the song at the end?

>>10936125
>LMAO Tigers are not apex anything. Without claws they lose. There are hundreds if not thousands of animals that could kill/maim us them the blink of an eye. They're weak and have very little combat power against a real predator.
Our brains are what make us the top predator on the planet.

>>10935069
It honestly surprises me that somone could see all the shit in this thread and conclude
"Yep, human beings are the bad ones."
Like seriously dude, did you not see that fucking baboon eat a baby gazelle live?
Animals are animals, they don't care about you or anything else but themselves, fucking, and anything that lets them keep fucking.
Ironically your misplaced outrage has already proven that you're better than they are. Animals are not people, they don't have rights. It is impossible to treat them unethically because they are unethical by nature; that is they don't have ethics.

>>10936129
louis armstrong - what a wonderful world

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a classic
>>10936159
cute

>>10936125
>american education
Humans are top tier predators. Not in the way of strength or speed, but in endurance. Primal humans hunted by literally chasing animals to death by exhaustion. Humans are only animals that can actually hunt in this way due to how we exhange heat and are able to carry water etc. to replenish ourselves during the hunt. We are solid A to B+

>>10936125
Guns make us apex predators retard.
Nature doesn't care about how strong you are. We're smarter than they are, and they die for it.
Find me an animal that could actually pose a threat to us as a species and come back to me.

>>10936170
>dat cheeky, satisfied smile

>>10936180
carefull what you wish for son

>>10930550
Nice post my dude, can't wait to paste it everywhere.

>>10935685
yes

>>10936173
Holy shit. They are really smart.

>>10934949
>dislike the idea of taking lifes for fun
>know how much of a plague these fucks are

>>10935500
Yeah that sure sounds better you fucking loon

>>10931229
Soulless fucking animals, jesus christ asia

>>10934949
This looks fun as fuck, not gonna lie

>>10936224
but the seal still managed to escape :)

>>10935311
Kekd and chekd

>>10935751
>kill one invasive species to feed another one
Really stupid fucking idea, I'd take hogs to niggers any day

>>10936125
Humans are pack animals with highly advanced tactics, able to use tools and adapt to any environment on the planet, or adapt the environment to their own needs.

The human makes calculated decisions, but is also able to rely on his primal animal instinct if need be. Humans are the master species of this universe, not get the fuck off my planet xeno scum

>>10936168
What is this

>>10936350
ribbon worm

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>>10935458

I call bullshit the Russians would take Turkey down in a heartbeat if they weren't interfered with.

>>10936180
Humans- ~6 million years
Guns- ~300 years

>>10935598

what a nice doggo :)

>>10936377
That fucking jump scare dude

>>10931239
Top Kek

>>10930882
literally most accurate description of the sexes ever

>>10930550
I came here to Jack off not see you bitch about muhh soshall jussice

>>10936159
explain pls

>>10936301
Navy Seal

>>10930550
>using a low-blow personal attack against a racist reference
seriously, back to the kikebook

Anybody got the lion with the stroke? Sad af.

>>10936653
Neal McBeal the Navy Seal

op here. thanks for good thread.....i did post most of the stuff tho...still good read

>>10935069
Hogs are invasive species that fuck up the ecosystem. No limit, no season.

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>>10936125
>Without guns we lose.
>without the products of our apex intelligence we lose

>>10936399
Before that the bow, before that the atl-atl, before that the spear, before that a sharp rock, before that some point sticks.

>>10936397
You beat me to it.

>>10930366
CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD MOTHERFUCKER

>>10936815
Exactly my thoughts. Wolves would go down the list if they couldn't be packs, same for big cats if they couldn't be stealthy... We're not talking about a deathmatch in a ring with no weapon, we're talking about who kills who in the real world

>>10936166
KS'd.webm

>>10935311
KEK

>>10935059
>prey on humans
This is incorrect. Eating/attacking a human is not the same as actively hunting human. No animal actively hunts human. We are apex predators because we have a means to kill any and every creature, we dominate the food chain absolute.

>>10936125
>Without guns we lose.
But we have guns, so we win. In fact, guns are overkill, we hunted large game before the bow and arrow were invented, it was a group effort. Tracking the animal, waiting for it to take a vulnerable position, fashioning tools from healthy wood and manipulated stone, then striking at the soft and vital areas.
Today, a skilled hunter still wouldn't need a gun. It would be dangerous (in that he would sustain non-lethal wounds) but we have so many more resources to trick and attack animals.

>>10930590
so hot

>>10936867
Even then we have intelligence, we know what to do to get away from predators and how to kill them with other means. When it comes to other forms of hunting we either chase it until it is too tired to move, or we jump it.

>>10930882
i keked of title

>>10931229
Who took the fin, that's a fuck ton of soup.

>>10935424
The fact we have laws like age of consent, age of adulthood, rape laws, and laws against murder says a lot about humans.

We have instincts but we earned how to not be driven by them only.

>>10930217
>>10935658

you guys kill an animal for no reason other than because you think its fun. These animals kill because they need to eat

>>10930550
some girls like racist men

>>10934906
HOLY SHIT XD my sides!!!

>>10933667
#Triggerd my nigger

>>10930550
A great example of a triggered bitch.
Also you are a bigger autistix faggot that the guy who wrote muh rasis remark

>>10936170
what the fuck is this?

>>10937917
Please tell me you're not an american.

>>10937946
what does it have to do with the fact that I don't know what it is?

>>10934380


took me a while to realize he wasn't speaking another language lmao

>>10934685
butt hurt much?

>>10937959
So you are.. Dont get offended, it's not your fault, youre the victim here. But... where I'm from, they teach that stuff in elementary school. And I think they have been doing that for at least 100 years.

>>10937984
do they also teach how to be cunts? you must've been top of your class
I'm not American though

>>10937994
I was expecting an emotional reply like that. I was being nice so it's not justified. Goodnight.

>>10938018
damn, some people just have too much free time

>>10935685
I don't fear it but I am an agnostic pantheist.

>>10936301
The full footage shows that they weren't hunting, but practicing with a younger whale. They'd let the seal go so they could practice again and again.

>>10936399
We've literally circumvented the food-chain due to our use of tools. Take the great white shark, we've hunted a species thats considered an apex predator to near extinction and now they're only at vulnerable status and we werent even really trying.

That's why humans scare the shit out of me. If we really wanted to we could make anything we wanted extinct.

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>>10936224
>they are really smart
You don't even know.

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not killing, but close to it.

>>10935491
>>10935655
No it was liquid nerve gas. It doesn't work instantly like in movies and shit, the dog went into paralysis and later cardiac arrest off camera.

>>10935685
no next time around mate
not for you
not for anyone
Enjoy your one time, because this is the only time you're ever going to be.

>>10935844
yeap, clearly some seagulls in the foreground
look nothing like the albatross
kids just saying stupid shit their parents say

>>10936643
It makes you think its rekt, but it's actually just cute.

>>10936168
The fuck!?