Nude beaches

>>10894881
Moaar?

>>10894881
Please don't post this again,,,, EVER

>>10894903
why not?

>>10894927
>>>10894903
>why not?
> he's pretending to be her

>>10894927
probably because it's 53 seconds of absolutely fucking nothing

>>10894877

Holy shit. This bitch knows exactly what she is doing.

>>10895211
Yup lots of whores at the nude beaches. My wife is one of them.

>>10895211
>>10898042
lol clearly never slept in bed with a woman

>>10898053
Nope I haven't. Just the past 20 years which doesn't really qualify.

>>10894876
Now that's my kind of mommy. Please post more good looking older women anon.

op you fucking liar there are no women on nude beaches probably
i hit up my local nude beach and it was just full of old guys wandering aimlessly and pondering the same thing i was and that is where the puss at

>>10894977
Even if it were really her, someone would post it several more times anyways cause that's how we are.

>>10898100
I am at a nude beach on vacation for five days in Florida at a place called Playalinda. My wife sucked three guys dicks there today and then mine. Come join us and if you aren't a nigger and aren't fat or hairy, she'll probably suck yours too.

>>10894856
she looks so uncomfortable, yikes

Is sexual activity on nude beaches common?

> Never lived someplace warm :(

>>10899747
Yes at some beaches.

>>10894887

who is this goddess?

>>10894840
>ed women

What do you mean we can all go to nude beaches and see naked women? You think we all have nude beaches around to go to? or any beaches? I don't know what would happen if I went to one. I wouldn't be able to stop looking. I would be such a perv. I might get in trouble.

>>10900216
Take a trip to one. There are three in Florida. You would be fine there if you jerk off before you come.

I'm confused.
Are you allowed to just have sex at nude beaches?
Doesn't it violate some kind of decency law?

>>10900468
>Are you allowed to just have sex at nude beaches?
no
>Doesn't it violate some kind of decency law?
yes, but only if children are in the vicinity and others report it

>>10900696
what are children doing on a nude beach?

>>10900810
the same stuff as in a regular beach. besides nude beach doesn't have a strict code for you to be fully nude. You can have a towel around your private area. There's lot's of nudist families. Hell one even lives in my street.

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>>10894840
>This thread is a tribute to the women bearing it all on nude beaches.
>the women bearing it all on nude beaches
>bearing it all

This shit is kinda fucking disgusting. The whole point of naturism is that a naked body is a natural thing and not just a sex object. The assholes fucking at nude beaches are just pervs. Go to swinger parties or start doggin or something if you need to get your rocks off with people watching.

>>10901392
>naked body is a natural thing and not just a sex object.

It can be both. Why shame these people for enjoying their body?

Sexy is contextual anyway. Go to a different nude beach if you want to relax.

>>10901466
It is both indeed. Just saying that there's a time and a place for this shit.

Just to help people understand, yes most nude beaches around the world are just that and nothing more. The one exception is a notable place called Cap d'Agde in France where there's a giant nude beach that has a smaller section secluded away from children where adults go to enjoy the more sexual aspect of being nude. That's where most of the webms of people fucking in this thread come from although it's not always constant porno fucking and gangbangs etc, usually if you find a video of people engaging in sexual acts at a nude beach, there's a good chance it might be at Cap d'Adge. A lot of the time it will be like a regular nude beach except you might look over behind you to find a women giving her lover a blowjob/handjob or even fucking a bit. Even with all this it's still not technically allowed and you'll probably see everyone stop any sexual activity if a beach guard comes around although occasionally the guard might not care. Pretty much the people who go there are older exhibitionists/swinger type couples and usually during after hours they go to the nearby clubs looking for other couples to swing with.
Also people filming are heavily discouraged and can even be kicked out, most of the footage is hidden cam with a series called "Lola's Cap d'Adge" being the most popular.

>>10901509
Yeah and it's clearly at these beaches, dick head.

>>10901509
Well, you're saying it badly, because sex is also a natural thing. You think we invented it for the digital age? made it up so perverts would have something to do?

>>10902082
How am I saying that at all? Sex is natural and it's great. Just don't force anyone else into your fucking lifestyle. Some people just want to be naked and chill.

>>10901990
>>10901868
I get it. These beaches are for disgusting people.

Who's the most popular guy at a nude beach?

The guy that can carry a pot of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

>>10902458
>I get it. These beaches are for disgusting people.
Disgusting? Do you hate sand? Do you find it coarse and irritating?

They wanna have sex in public. They're organising with other people who wanna have sex in public. If there were a scarcity of nude beaches I'd get the disgusting part.

But in no way are these people destroying your concept of naturalism. You can be nude without sexualization in your home for free and on 90% of nude beaches, and in any party you wanna organise yourself.

Why you gotta call them disgusting? Why do you find the idea of sexualizing the naked body as disgusting?

What is the core of your point?

>>10894856
like a ham sandwich flapping in the wind

>>10898122
You're the worst kind of cuck

>>10901168
i'm lollin

>>10902599
>Why you gotta call them disgusting? Why do you find the idea of sexualizing the naked body as disgusting?

I never fucking ever said I do. I love sex and naked bodies.

The core of my point is that I don't like people fucking at nude beaches. Being at a place where nudity is allowed does not give one the license to fulfill your exhibitionist swinging fantasies. Dunno, do it at your own yard if you must.

>>10903697
100%, this guy knows

>>10895043
Is that Sofi A?

>>10897706
OMG i would love to smell and lick this sweaty tight asshole... i bet the smell is a mix of shit from earlier and salty sweat

>>10901868
Well, at least you acknowledge there something inherently sexual about being nude. Most nudists won't, probably because then they'd have to acknowledge the whole creepy child predator side of things.

>>10900251
sauce?

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>>10902458
You're a special one ain't you

>>10903884
angela white

>>10903936
Fuck yeah I am.

>>10903823
>1495017286276
Source?

>>10902082
Not the guy you're arguing with, but

>because sex is also a natural thing.

So is shitting and pissing yet you don't see me squatting down at the local nude beach and laying one big loaf infront of everyone right?

The thing that separates us from animals is the ability to reason, and that ability makes us create concepts such as decency and boundaries. You wanna be naked at a nude beach, go ahead. You want to suck off 3 guys while a fourth one cums all over your face? Get a room.


Next.

>>10904274
Well said!

>>10904274
boss

>>10904274
>decency and boundaries

I call those "Taboos"

>>10903823
her off center tattoo is bugging me

>>10904274
>ITS WRONG TO HAVE FUN.
Nigga that's why they're at a secluded, segregated beach. They don't fuck in the bread aisle of Walmart.

>>10900173
Kendra Roll

>>10905709
fucking degenerate piece of shit.

>>10905768
>Virgin or 'missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction' fag.

>>10905554

same.

Every part of a human body is sexual.
Theres nothing special from being nude over being in a bikini, you just get used to it immediately. Just like you're used to seeing naked people in public swimming pools showers.

>>10894849
That ugly scunt has made some terrible life choices.

>>10894856
>>10894867
>site called bikini-pleasure
>no bikinis on sight
Outrageous.

>>10903823
Is that Akuma's sister?

>>10903768
Moustache guy is awesome.

>>10895043
>sand in vagina

>>10903768
is that summit

>>10903862
>something inherently sexual about being nude

repressed american detected

>>10899729
gotta love c-section scars

>>10901401
primitive apes masturbating

>>10901377
Sad and pathetic.

>>10894877
She is super fucking horny>>10894862

>>10902599
>>10903697

why the fuck are you normies here?

>>10900255
I always jerk off before I cum

>>10901392
Who put you in charge?

>>10909310
I'm thinking you're the normie here.

>>10909737
Just my opinion, faggot. These dicks are gonna keep fucking on beaches no matter what I think.

ballekuk
>la8pv123

ilovethebeach account, not mine, found it by looking around a little. I don't know how to make webms, so have at it yourselves, you rascals.

>>10909955
you thought wrong you normie fuck, if you unironically think this stuff is "degenerate" or "gross" or what ever the fuck bullshit you say to feel better about yourself than you're a normie, fuck off

>>10901392
yeah, well, whatever

>>10908828
That is actually an appendectomy scar there professor.

>>10900850
in your street? that sounds dangerous

>>10906148
MESSATSU!

>>10903768
this dude

>>10910688
I didn't say any of this to feel better about myself. I said it because it is degenerate. Being a sex crazed animal, and defending those like you, is normie as fuck, retard. Go suck cocks at your local beach, if that's what you're into, faggot.

>>10902599
youre just writing from the perspective of someone who wants to view this type of footage not as someone who wants to use them for purpose. youre as selfish as the people destroying the sanctity of the nude beach

Ask someone who works as a lifeguard at a nudist beach anything.

>>10913937
how many naked grandpas have died in your arms?

>>10913937
What do you do when you see sexual activity at the beach?

>>10913945
None, but I had a lot of shit happened with them. They are either the chillest people on the beach that do nothing dangerous or some crazy motherfcukers that try to swim further away, do goofy shit or just brake themselves anywhere they find convenient. Luckily, nothing too dangerous for now.

>>10913949
-If there's kids nearby, we stop them
-if there aren't kids nearby and nobody complained and they make an attempt to hide it, we let them be.

It's pretty common, usually 1 or 2 couples a day fuck, more on weekends, but we're aware they don't mean any harm so we just stop them if we think some soccer mom will see it and start complaining that her precious kid is being corrupted

>>10913957
>>10913937

How many other lifeguards do you work with and do some call more than others? How big is the nude beach?

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>>10914000
Nice trips.

We're 3 lifeguards at our beach. We manage but it would be better if we were 4. Our town has another 2 beaches with 4 and 5 beach each one, but since the 3 of us here are fix and never rotate to other beaches I don't know much about the other guys.

>do some call more than others?
Usually me since I love walking around the beach patroling and call them out when I see them, but 2 of us have already worked here last year so we're used to it and we do it regularly. the third guy is from Perú and is new and, while a good guy and lfieguard, he's not sued to it and refuses to do it if he can.

>How big is the nude beach?
around 450m long, then there's 50m of regular beach. Altho legally you can do nudism wherever you want, the law was changed years ago, but people still uses "nudists" beach as tradition.

>>10913937
Do any of the girls there ever want to fuck you and do you let them?

>>10914063
kek no. This isn't porn. there's only couples, families, grannies and homosexuals here.

>>10913937
Do you ever jerk off watching the couples?

>>10914009
Anyone got some sauce?

>>10913937
do you have to be nude too while you guard lives?

>>10914197
Lol no. they are too open s0paced, everyone could see me jerking off.

>>10914218
>someone actually asked the question

Why do people think lifeguards go nude. We're there to save lifes, not have a good time. We have to wear uniform. Plus how would you tell who the lifeguard is if he isn't wearing anything

>>10914238
you could wear a sash or something. a hat even. sheeeit

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>>10914243
Do you realize how stupid that would look.

That question is a meme among lifeguards. Everyone always asks it.

>>10914251
>ask me anything but not that

>>10914255
Oh no, I never said you couldn't ask that question. The oppossite, I KNEW someone would ask that, it's just that people doesn't realize how stupid it is until they ask it, because they never asked themselves about that until that point.

>>10914238
I AM THE LIFEGUARD!

>>10914216
Unfortunately that's it.

https://it.justporno.tv/1/488989/giovani_lesbiche_sulla_spiaggia_guardato_da_guardoni

>>10905554
First thing I noticed

>>10903768
never thought I'd see myself on this site

>>10915040
same.

>>10901392
Why waste your time arguing with degenerate redditors.

>>10905709
>waaahh decency and civilization
>>>/r/eddit

>>10900216
And God help you if you get hard for any reason. Nudists are extremely puritanical about male sexuality.

>>10901392
>This shit is kinda fucking disgusting. The whole point of naturism is that a naked body is a natural thing
You know what else is natural? Sex.

>>10916133
>implying complaining about degeneracy isn't something retard /pol/acks do.

>>10914218
>be nude life guard
>have to constantly worry about rubbing your salty stiffy against drowning people while you drag them to shore

>>10901868
Cap d'Agde doesn't limit nudity to the beaches, though. It has a whole town for nudism.

>>10903823
Bump for more!

>>10917530
Yeah I forgot to mention that

>>10904274
>So is shitting and pissing yet you don't see me squatting down at the local nude beach and laying one big loaf infront of everyone right?

That's pretty hawt !

>>10895211
welp... this is the mentality that causes rapes

>>10918225

wow. such victim blaming. im sure you think the man who rapes here is not at fault at all. i guess i shouldnt be suprised someone on 4chan would be so ignorant. your probly a cereal rapist yourself, but dont even think you are because "she was asking for it" right?

>>10918705
Now this is truly kino.

>>10895211
getting an even full-body tan?

>>10918719
>Now this is truly kino.
What? A floppy dick that even the owner can't keep a grip on?
kek

>>10917327
yes, and this point has been discussed above, faggorino.

>>10918334
Re-read that comment from the perspective of replying to the one it's linked to...

>>10901368
looks like pure love man

>>10901394
this planet is weird, they're orange and fade in to existence..

>>10918909
lol that guy

>>10918879
>>10918890
>>10918899
what's those bitches' problem?

>>10919453
she's this anon>>10901392

>>10913957
>kids on a nude beach
all my what

>>10918350
I've never saw this full

>>10912830
FUCK YOU. i wasn't defending anything, i was saying "degenerate" and "gross" as in 1.these vids actually offend you or put you off 2.you are trying to have some glimmer of morality on 4chan of all places. You think you're going to change anything by whining on this fucking degenerate website with degenerate people doing degenerate things every goddamn day? go cry about it somewhere else you normie dumbass.

>>10919463
She isn't me. That's clearly not a nude beach, though, so I don't really have a problem with this shit. Just a public place like the middle of a street or a townsquare. You can have all the sex there you want, if you don't mind getting caught. My whole point was that nudity ≠ sexuality.

>>10919919
I know I'm not going to change anything. No point in crying, normieboy.

>>10920182
>That's clearly not a nude beach
yes it is.

>>10920192
everyone, except for the fuckers, seems to be wearing clothes.

>>10920208
and?

>>10920229
People tend to be naked at nude beaches.

>>10920236
you don't have to be naked if you don't want.

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>>10919919
being offended on 4chan, go back to a safe space snowflake.

>>10920251
That is true. But you do understand that it would be easier for me to believe that, that is infact, a nude beach, if there were some naked people there. Looks like a pretty touristy place.

>>10920270
If that webm is from Italy then it's real. Italy has the best nude beaches. Even secular ones

>>10920284
well okay then

>>10894881

love it.

thats making my dick throb

>>10903697
But they don't do it at nude beaches generally. They do it at specific nude beaches that are specifically used for that purpose. What is your problem with that?

>ITT
>Stop_liking_what_I_don't like.jpg

>>10920428
In an ideal world where this is 100% true, I don't have a problem. But as we heard from the lifeguard up there, these things happen on regular nude beaches aswell.

>>10921373
Not really. Ya fags can and will continue to like what you like, no matter what anyone says.

>>10919453
envy, i guess

>beaches
I believe it's spelled "bitches"

>>10920182
>I know I'm not going to change anything
pissing in the ocean are we?

>>10920259
>using that gif while calling me a normie
seriously can you guys just fuck off?

>>10916133
I feel like you quoted the wrong person. The guy I replied to was complaining about decency and civilization.

>>10920182
>She isn't me.
clearly she is you fucking retard

>>10919874
yeah this, how is that a thing my guy
>>10913957

>>10901392
>naked body is a natural thing and not just a sex object

the naked body is naturally a sex object

>>10901868
Ok moral fag. If chicks show their tits in public they should expect to be filmed. Dickhead.

>>10923519
I'm getting the feeling that you meant to reply to someone else.

>>10894849
Cx

>>10922649
>pissing in the ocean are we?
Every fucking day, nignog.

>>10923368
Suck a dick.

>>10923495
Sure, but there is this thing called context. Is taking a shower, for example, a sexual act?

>>10918350
sauce

>>10924039
>Suck a dick.

He tried to down the beach but you stopped him. Totes offends lyk

>>10918954
>faggorino

Sorry, I don't speak Italics.

>>10924039
>Is taking a shower, for example, a sexual act?

Nobody gonna fuck yo unwashed ass, so yeah.

>>10901392
But why not just normalize sex while you're at it? Being naked outside is a natural thing, and having sex where you feel like is natural too. Why should a naturist be offended by sex outside?

>>10924766
I agree and many naturists feel the same. In fact, if they see others having sex, many times that acts as a catalyst for those watching to also have sex with their partners. Or if there is no partner, they start masturbating.

Source: Been a nudist for over 20 years.

>>10924039
>every fucking day
enjoy your jizz coated beaches normie

>Sure, but there is this thing called context
there is also this thing called you're a dumbass

>>10924766
But that's just the thing. Thinking that being at a nude beach is any different than being at a public park. Or anywhere else for that matter. Do you honestly just have sex where and when you feel like it? Nude beaches aren't private sex clubs.

>>10924780
Perverts being perverts is exactly the problem.

Source: nudist for over 10 years.

>>10924916
is this normieboy again?

Thanks for bringing your excellent points to the table, retardino.

>>10924919
what ever helps you sleep at night, normiefaggot

>>10894847
I don't think that's how nude beaches work in real life.

>>10924921
Oh yeah, this totally helps, ya old queer.

>>10900209
i would throw a rock on them for this kinda shit

>>10894849
>gummer

>>10901392
Yep what makes it especially ridiculous is people defending it as if its normal to just fuck anywhere you pleaseand trying to deride any one who challenges their lack of civility.

>>10918334
yeah, you're a triggered idiot. re read all the comments that lead to yours

>>10901368
need them sauce!!

>>10918334
I rape cereal all the time. Mmmmm Lucky Charms oh yeah baby...

>>10894840
Everything about this is so hot! She is a bit chubby milf, she is naked, they are on the beach and she gets close to him to finish him. Hot hot hot fucking hot!!

>>10894840
Source?

I love nude beach stuff. Anyone have anything else? I just posted one post, that's all I have. (Bump.)

>>10900251
Pornstar - Angela White

>>10900251
Angela White - AW sex on the beach

>>10928681
yummy

>>10914362
Was that a spiderman 3 the videogame reference???

>>10924917
Naturists don't live by the norms of society. Saying "You don't just start having sex at a public park" isn't parallel to not having sex at a nude beach because naturists believe in the natural way of things. In nature, humans are naked all the time, and have sex in front of each other without thinking anything of it whatsoever.

>>10905743

thank you

>>10901401
Wow... those people in the back ground.... this video just honestly lowered my view of humanity. Just wow... Honestly i just dont get it... how is jacking your dick like that good?

>>10901401
sick people, especially in the background

>>10894862
The fuck is wrong with her nipple though

>>10903768
omg, that is my uncle Gill.

>>10929188
Nigga they're just inverted

>>10928963
This is a pretty perverted view of naturism.

>>10894887
that framerate gave me a boner

>>10894887
id give her my sperm

>>10928963
I don't always eat ass, but when I do, I do it at the kiddie pool. Fuck society!

>>10929172
This is what both men and women do who are naked when they see people having sex. I have been one of the guys jerking off many times if my wife isn't there and my wife has played with herself on the beach when she sees people playing around, though she is less obvious about it. It is a normal and natural behavior. We are monogamous, but we both have given each of permission to participate in masturbatory activities in group settings without the other person present because the urge is extremely strong and the feeling is so pleasurable. Sounds weird, I know but it is the most natural thing ever.

>>10908828
Easiest game of "spot the virgin" yet this summer.

I wonder where these vids are supposed to take place.
I know for a fact the nude beaches around here dont allow any sexual behavior period.
Cameras and boners get you expelled too.

>>10930254
They are not the mainstream beaches.

This spring/summer am going to the nudest beach by Noosa in QLD,AUS

I'm gonna drop Mdma and get over the size of my penis by seeing peoples honest reactions what I'm lacking. Any tips for nude beach veterans?

>>10904274
Yet you probs my think breastfeeding in public is acceptable

>>10906148
>>10912541
Kek'd

>>10918350
Burn the coal...

>>10929654
She wouldn't take it.

>>10900255
>e you allowed to just have sex at nude beaches?
>Doesn't it violate some kind o

Thank you for the advice, but why do you think I would be fine if I jerk off before I go? I just have to look, even if I'm not horny. lol. Know what I mean ? It's not that I can't control myself, it's just that if there are naked girls around and I go there for the purpose of looking at them.... Imo look at them. Even at regular beaches, I stare as long as I can, and the hotter the image, the more I try to look and take what I call "perv chances" that mean you risk staring too long or putting too much attention on them somehow. I wish I could just be invisible and perv out because it's so harmless. But if you get caught scoping people, you get shamed. It's so not fair.

>>10901392

lol. .... some people.
Whatever, suck balls. Some people are ok with pda. Some people, like you apparently, are ok with nudity. Others do not like even that.

>>10928681
sauce?

>>10929172

How is it bad, you fucking mong? EVERYONE there is clearly cool with it.

>>10902458

Yeah the people watching who are totally cool with it and free to leave or look away are totally being forced.

Please kill yourself.

>>10900209
I suppose there is a difference between nude beach and sex beach. I like sex beaches more !!!

>>10903768
Lol le mane see butte and him is make happy xDD

>>10919453
c'mom, do you really need to ask this? Didn't you see how big fucking whale she is? She is obviously jealous because no one, except maybe some weirdo who like stupid fat people, would ever want her so much to want to fuck her in the beach.

>>10904274

>So is shitting and pissing yet you don't see me squatting down at the local nude beach and laying one big loaf infront of everyone right?

Shitting and pissing is disgusting, sex is not disgusting assuming the people involved are at least moderately attractive. Wrong analogy.

>>10934666
Nice trips satan. You can look all you want, just be discrete. For example, some people will come up and talk to my wife and I and once we establish rapport, they'll sit down and talk to us and obviously if you are talking to someone, you can look at them. My wife is a perv, so when she is comfortable with someone, she'll actually give them a better view by angling herself so they can see her better or spreading her legs enough for them to get a look at her pussy. She's even had guys thank her for being so open. Just be nice, be yourself and don't be some kind of ahole and you'll be fine.

>>10935808
>>THIS

>>10935831
Different bloke

Doesn't matter whether it's disgusting or not, it's still indecent and distracting.

>>10918334
How did you manage to find your way to this thread?
Back to facebook, child.

>>10925025
spotted the Islamist

>>10901868
Would you by any chance know where the scenes filmed at a cliff by the sea? I have a feeling it's in the Ukraine or Russia.


This is what I'm talking about
http://www.xvideos.com/video16036127/cuckold_wife_fucked_on_public_beach_cuckold666.com

>>10923519
He wasn't saying that you should or shouldn't film it. Just that it's heavily discouraged there.

>>10930984
>rolling on a nude beach

Lord have mercy, because the police sure won't

>>10897706
this is high tier goddess

>>10898718

It's just the ridiculous pose

>>10935831
>sex is not disgusting assuming the people involved are at least moderately attractive

So is scat if you have the fetish

way to derail a good thread fucking normies

>>10903768

>Germany, c.2017

>>10903768
is that angry joe?

>>10901392
I agree. I'm a nudist and this kinda shit kisses me off. It gives nudists a bad name.

>>10938798
pisses*

>>10930984
whats wrong with now? is there any fun to be had out there?

>>10938798
You cant claim that the uncovered human body is natural and not something to be hidden and then tell people to hide the most natural function of the human body in the same breath without being a massive hypocrite.

If you truly believe that sexual organs should not be taboo, you shouldn't also believe that their natural functions should.

>>10937346
I rolled on a public beach at night time once and it gave me the most freeing feeling I ever had. I felt great shame combined with happiness the next day. I can keep my cool quite well when I'm rollan and avoid looking like a raving maniac but your post is giving me second thoughts. I would truly love to do it because I know it will help my personal growth and confidence in the long run however I am worried about how I will be received and the possible repercussions.

>>10939839

Good point but previous anon has cast doubt into me and its winter so the temperature isn't ideal

>>10914009

i mean shes hot and the squirt is hot

>but am i the only one that thinks this is kinda weird as fuck ? Especially with the kid in the background

>>10894877
Weird nips though

>>10904274
I get what your saying man but seriously, they have a secluded beach that is SET AWAY from the regular nude beacher.
I don't know why you are getting so angry about it.
Let them do what they want to do.

>>10936704
Imagine two dudes start fucking each other on the beach.

>>10928963
Have fun sex offender!

>>10904274
You know whats natural? Breathing. But dont come to my beach and breath right in front of my face you uncivilized scum.

>>10942468
WHY WOULD i DO THAT?

>>10904274
Shitting and pissing in public places is just very very unsanitary, sex isn't.

>>10898122
kek, that definitely excludes 99% of people on this board. Top kek

>>10898122
Im tan is that ok?

>>10903823
Shes getting off on this, so hot

>>10906058
Glad Im not the only autist here

>>10941494
I'm not claiming it should be hidden, but there's a time and a place for that and the people doing it at nude beaches are just exhibitionists and nothing more.

>>10942365
Would love and suck them anyway.

>>10904274
My wife does this regularly along with other women who also do the same thing for the men on the beach. Until you actually experience it and understand what is going on, how about you just fuck off?

>>10942468
Seen it numerous times and think nothing of it. Stop being a sexist scaredy cat faggot. You are a fuckin degenerate.

>>10944855
Yes but we aren't there anymore.

any naomi1 webms?

>>10936095
>erv, so when she is comfortable with

Oh.... that sounds good. I guess what I usually do is just look at people without talking to them. I don't talk to people, I don't know what to say. I just want to look at them, but people get mad and then I cry.

>>10919874
>>10923413
>kids in a nude beach

I think you're missunderstanding things. A nudist beach is a beach where nudism is permitted (altho here in Spain nudism is actually allowed in any public space, including cities, parks and such, but for obvious reasons nobody does it). Nothing more,nothing less.

it's a tiny beach, not even 500m, between two peaceful towns. Of course, a lot of families where the parents practise nudism come to the beach. Sometimes the kids go nude too, sometimes they don't.

>>10946519
I have seen enough guys come and hit on my wife to know something about this. This only applies to the nude beaches we frequent though it may work elsewhere.

Here is what you do: Look for something, anything, in common and talk about it. For example, we have these really fancy beach chairs and an unusual cart we carry them onto the beach with. Many guys come up and ask where we got them. Ask how much these things cost. How durable are they? How did you find them? Keep the conversation going. Be friendly, show interest. We have towels with where we went to school. Say you went there or have a friend or relative who went there. A very effective way to get in with a girl (or at least my wife) is to come up to her with a bottle of suntan lotion and ask if she'll apply it to your back. She has rubbed down numerous guys at the beach who did little more than ask. She actually really likes doing it (it is sexual but not really) and I benefit from this when we get home. :)

Once you've developed a rapport, hopefully over several different encounters, it helps to approach her while you are drunk. Compliment her hair, face, tits, etc. My wife has let several guys feel her up simply because they were drunk and complimentary. Then next time you see her, you can say you remembered it and that you went home and, for example, jerked off to the feeling of touching her tits. Mention how you jerk off at home everyday which she can relate to herself or because he husband jerks off too.

So where are you now? You've met an attractive girl using some commonalities. You've touched her tits when you are drunk. She knows you like her because you masturbated to her. She knows your masturbation schedule, which often leads to an 'offer to help' since women like to be helpful sexually.

That has been my experience with women when guys hit on my wife, so your experience may vary.

>>10908592
too tall

>>10918350

And this is why you should never get married. You can't trust these hoes.

>>10899747
No

90% of all people who go to nude beaches are over 55 years old

>>10894877
she's trying super hard not to touch her pussy

>>10908828

Either you're bait or just stupid. Google before you type.

>>10918879

That fucking jealous whale.

>>10924948
>t.normie

Do you think, If a girl lets sand stay in her clam long enough, does it gestate into a pearl?

>>10942468
>straight couple
>imagine two dudes
no thanks faggot

>>10948473
>90% of all people who go to nude beaches are over 55 years old

There's a reason for that. Younger people haven't matured enough to handle it.

>>10953398
Wife and I have met numerous couples there under 30. My wife has a knack for picking up young guys at the nude beach.

>>10904274
you're the authority on morality for all of humanity; thanks for your opinion.

Has anyone ever rolled or tripped on a nudist beach? Stories?