Threesomes

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>>10861553

Honestly, don't force it. I've had multiple threesomes and the most awkward ones were forced. It's better if it just happens and everyone is okay with it.

>>10861561
We're both super into it. The only difficulty we're having is finding a third person. Any suggestions on that?

>>10861538
>Gf and I (both bisexual)
gtfo degenerate

>>10861663
wat

>>10861538
just find a guy desperate and pathetic enough to be willing to get his dick sucked by a gay guy (You) in order to fuck your girlfriend.

Also is the reason you guys can't find someone because one of you is a fat piece of shit?

>>10861538
Dont let her get fucked, instead let the other guy fuck you and you fuck her, and film it and post it on the internet. This isnt a tip its just how I like my porn

>>10861538
If you find a guy, make sure he views your girl as a slut and not potential partner material. When my gf and I started doing this I was quite shocked at how many men think they have a shot with someone else's woman just because they fucked her in a threesome.

>>10861538
start with another girl
always start with another girl

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>>10861553
I feel like this is the same woman in this vid and the other one I have. Does anyone have the source for these? Would love to see more this trio or just her.

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>>10861538

First time: a girl, bisexuality has a completely different meaning for women. To start with a foursome with another couple is even better I guess (if you're into swinging, I'm not).

I never did MMF with my girlfriend and don't know if I ever would but we had come good hot FFM nights.

First time my girlfriend was kind of shy and preoccupied that I would fall in love with the other girl or something like that so we decided that blindfolding me and not to kiss the other girl was a good idea. Everybody appreciated anyway. First round that night I lasted like 5 mins.

Second time (same girl) she was more relaxed than the first but once again I had to be blindfolded.

Third time (different girl), in Thailand, during that drunkish revel we were more than a couple, we were partners in lust with a finnish bimbo.

Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!

How do I get my gf to have a threesome, with another girl?

>>10861663
wow, i'm surprised you wrote "degenerate" correctly
and now fuck off subhuman

>>10861967

Take your time and grow together as a couple. Gain her trust. Don't cheat on her. Give her as much pleasure as you can. Then, start talking on having a threesome together underlining 1000+ times that there will be no love involved. It's just a matter of pleasure.

Problem is many girls often don't have that small amount of craziness to think that a threesome could remotely be something pleasant for both.

>>10861538
My first threesome was with my best mate and his then GF, we've also done it a lot of times with my GF, it's fun, but you have to be chill.

You have to know each other well enough to know you are not a little bitch that will start to obsess over it.

>>10861538
If you get a girl, fuck both girls. Mine was frustrated because, even if she came, she didn't have the dick.

Did MMF with my gf and an escort. Was fun all round, will definitely do again and FFM too.

>>10861994
We've been together for a year, and have sex 5-10 times a weeks, we both trust each other. I just think that's she feels like it's cheating.

>>10861874
Thinking they have a shot with a woman that wants to and did fuck them. The horror.

>>10861663
4chan is the degeneracy you retard.

>>10862019
Additionally, if anyone has any advice for the FFM threesome it would be greatly appreciated.

>>10861538
>both bisexual

keep telling yourself that.

>>10862026

One year is nothing, it's still all roses and flowers. How old is she? From 26 on it gets easier imho.

If you're going to do a threesome, just don't put your gf into it ... Except if you're a cuckhold, you can't possibly accept to see your gf sucking and getting pounded by another man's cock.
And don't even marry or even stay with sluts, sluts are for sex and fetishes, but they are toxic for relationships. This is the basic rule of life that every person on earth should follow.

>>10862117
>can't think of a way to make something work so no one else should try

if he can fuck another girl, her girl can fuck another man. simple rule, matey.

>>10862117
Disagree. I dated sluts and prudes and married one of the sluts. She is about way more than her sex... and she's still a slut which is a lot more fun than a prude or a girl who only gets kinky behind closed doors.

>>10861538
Sauce?

>>10862137
The good thing with a girl who gets kinky behind closed doors as you said, is that they can be sluts but only with you at a certain moment. A girl who's not obsessed by sex is trustable and loyal, but a slut ? You can't have a decent relationship with a slut, because you know that she'll have no problem to bang another man at every occasion that shows up. I don't know how you can have fun without being super, super jealous and stressed about it.

>>10862130
This is so retarded, I don't know how you can let something like that happen

>>10861974
Look guys, an anon can spell "subhuman" correctly. Almost like he has nothing better to do than insult someone in a fucking porn thread. Actually, it's exactly like that. Who would've thought.
Stop being a self righteous faggot, your autism is showing.

>>10862174
Kill yourself, broflake.

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>>10861538
Hahahahhaha Your relationship is over

>>10862223

Not OP, but been dating the same girl for seven years, and we routinely hunt people to fuck together.

You don't know shit, buddy. It's only difficult if someone in the relationship is being a jealous or uncommunicative cunt.

(I'm guessing that's you).

>>10862248

How do you look around for these people? When you can tell he/she is the right one?

I've been trying to bring the ffm subject with my gf for a while, she is kind of okay, but nervous with the idea, I think it would be nice to show her some videos...just to relax and make it less of a taboo. Do you guys have any light/vanilla FFM videos?

>>10862305
Feeld.

>>10862026
>I just think that's she feels like it's cheating.
because is is...

>>10861557
looks like Brittany Venti lol

>>10861663
Kys

>>10862248
>It's only difficult if someone in the relationship is being a jealous or uncommunicative cunt.
Why the fuck wouldn't you be jealous? You let other people fuck your gf dude, LOL.

>>10861541
I will never not bust a nut to this.

>>10862248
How does it feel that the person you love gets off because of another man?
Genuine question.

Story time
>few years ago
>friends with this girl, dated her in high school
>sexy as fuck, 5'5, blue eyes, blonde nice tits, big B's, perfect for tit fucking, long tongue, skinny and a perfect ass
>go out to dinner with her boyfriend and her
>get back to their place about 11:
>drinking and talking
>she tells her bf "anon and I dated in high school. He was the first person I did anal with"
>shocked but not really that she's tells him this i heard he was a cuck
>at this point she's buzzed but not gone
>bf goes to take a shit
>she comes over and sits on my lap
>"I want you two to fuck me"
>diamonds
>she takes out my cock and starts sucking
>bf comes back, takes out his cock
>holds back laughter
>he's 5 inches at best, I'm not huge but I'm
>she goes back and forth between our dicks
>flip her over fuck her doggy, while she sucks his cock
>she climbs on top and starts riding me reverse cowgirl
>2 fingers in her ass
>flip her around, feel her bf put it in her ass
>DP
>she's cumming nonstop
>bf is about to cum she gets off me and he cums on her tits
>fuck her in her ass
>about to cum
>ass to pussy
>"Cum in me anon"
>game over
>I go over there at least twice a week now, bf isn't always there but I told to bring her sister next time.

>>10862322
Vixen/Tushy and Nubile Films work is probs a safe bet

>>10861538
Yeah I would say do the girl first because after the guy you're not gonna be with your girlfriend much longer. :) Enjoy it though man.

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>>10862406
Why do you guys think the only three some are 2 dudes 1 girl? That is some mighty fine projecting there.

>>10862484
For the 1000th fucking time - look up "projection" before you use it.

>>10862450
Good story bro

>>10862210
Haha someone got hurted in the ass. You don't even know what broflake means i guess ... Are you offended by my point of view, or are you trolling me ? Do you even have a gf, or at least some cash to pay for sex ?

>>10862130
Nice cuck rule you got their matey

Yall are beta asf letting another dude fuck ur girl haha

>>10862985
Any post that ends with "haha" always seems sad af.

>>10862985
There are worlds beyond your wildest imagination little Christian dude.

>>10861648

It'll be easier and better if it's one of your girlfriends friends. Or a female friend you know so there's less awkwardness and more trust. Thats my experience.
Spend 60-70% of your time during the first threesome focusing on your girlfriend to make her feel comfortable and get her used to the idea.

Afterwards talk through everything. Communication is essential.

>>10862450

>Blond, blue eyes

When you lose your virginity it's going to be awkward as hell.

>>10861544
source?

>>10861544

>letting a nigger touch your woman, let alone fuck her

This retard needs to put his head on the nearest commuter train tracks during rush hour.

>>10863041
Says the guy who ends a post with "af."

>>10863321

Shes obviously damaged goods.

>>10862484
>he thinks his girl having gay sex doesn't count as cheating

>>10863102
Why are you assuming he's Christian? I'd go as far as to say any normal person would turn down a threesome. The idea repulses me & would be cheating outside of a random hookup.

>>10862493
he used it correctly you fag. he is saying those guys are prijecting theyre jealous bullshit tendencies because of the whole three way thing. go home summerfag

>>10863349
>jealous bullshit tendencies
nigga what are you talking about? Any normal person would be jealous seeing someone fuck their s/o, yes. You're both just cuckolds who are allowed to join in.

>>10862450
>big BS
>perfect for tit fucking
Cant have a "big" B dumbass. adn also you cant titfuck a B. Maybe wiht your tiny cick but most folks its impossible. also your bullshit story was lame you summer fag

>>10861663
THIS

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>>10862394

4chan is full of faggots these days.

>>10861538

Been happily in an open relationship for almost 5 years.

Communication, as others mentioned, is essential. Consent is sexy, and a quick 'Is This Okay?' can make a huge impact on everyone's comfort levels.

If you're trying to find someone, you may have luck on a website like FetLife, but otherwise it's best to involve someone you mutually trust and is definitely interested.

To ease some of the initial awkwardness, we've had a lot of luck meeting interested parties for dinner or coffee, talking about hard/soft limits, etc.

If you're both Bi, I honestly wouldn't worry too much about 'picking' either a M or F (Or anyone inbetween, for that matter). Discuss what interests you both the most, and let the attraction come naturally.

Especially for your first time, try to keep the focus on each other a good bit. Don't let it stop either of you from having fun of course, but it helps ease any initial jealousy that may pop up.

That's about all I've got. Be safe, love each other, and have fun!

>>10861938
I have the whole vid on my computer, not my phone (I am on now) but those 3 clips is it. It was two guys who found a girl for a one night stand

>>10863341
Faggot detected

>>10863361
>not knowing what makes cucks different
Its almost like you're not a fat basement dweller like the rest of us...

>>10863490
Upload as soon as possible, I've came to those 2 clips like 10 times

>>10863363
Probably bigger than B's probably C's. I can't tell tit size, but you can fuck any tits really. I'm 7 inches and have been able to any girl I've dated

>>10863564
It's to large but honestly, the 2-3 clips is all there is. Spit roast to that bj

>>10862459
the movie ''Love'' from 2015
it has a threesome with a couple and a female neighbour + explicit sex

>>10862322
>the movie ''Love'' from 2015
>it has a threesome with a couple and a female neighbour + explicit sex

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>>10861648
SLS dude

This last video sequence reminded of two other videos.
One where a russian or ukranian guy tries to have sex with 2 girls, but especially one of them is so disgusted by him, that she is seen go to the toilet multiple times just to puke.

And the other from a famous russian site where a fat old man sits in a chair and then two girls come and "play" with him

I don't have any vids to share though neither source.

>>10863243
Solid advice here

>>10861663
At least he's getting laid more than you

I've been in a polyamorous relationship for about 2 years in the past, so I had plenty of threesomes (we were FFM).

The only thing I can tell you is that it's harder than 'regular sex' in a sense, as you have to be more active about making things work well because there are too many variables going on. So don't be discouraged if it's kind of awkward in the beginning.

Otherwise, it's just sex. If everyone is into it, it's gonna be very good.

try the feeld app, its good for meeting girls who are down for threesomes and it will be super super easy to meet guys. most underrated dating app imo

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>>10863490
Its a about a swinging couple actually. She was from Hamilton, Ontario Canada... worked at cardealership or something. They had a popular tumblr blog, im not home either, but I can't remember the name but she's google'able.
Has a ton of photos, and MMF photos of her BF and the other dude, and some solo stuff with her BF.

There's multiple vids hamster and crap too.

>>10865014
also the tumblr got taken down, but there's archives around.

>>10863321
Unlike you he has nothing to be insecure about, get a better hobby.

>>10862484
The guy said they would hunt 'people', not women. Generalization faggot.

Hey OP I have had many relationships with two different partners and here is what I learned:

If you both want either another man or woman it is best to keep them out of any cirlces that you know about. Like don't chose one of your girls friends to fuck. That didnt go well after. I like to set it up with a person that we just met at either a club or bar, or some on the internet. Just use fake names and don't retain any contact info. I think it is better if it is just a one and done kind of thing. My downfall was that it was not with my most recent threesome and I decided to fuck the girl we brought in, behind my girlfriends back. Yeah I know. Well moral of the story, if she loves YOU, you dont have anything to fear. But opening up to a threesome requires a lot of trust and requires boundaries,space,understanding. I would suggest picking another girl for the fist time imo.

TLDR: Pick a girl for your first threesome and don't get attached.

Story time

I'm 21, out of community college working.
Get a message on facebook to fix a girls computer.
I tell gf at the time, 19, that a girl wants me to fix her computer.
I go to her house, her mom is home and I fix her computer.
Girl wants me to go to her friends house.
I say I need to tell my gf. She said she can come too.
Gf and I go with new girl to house party.
My gf and her are getting along, getting drunk high.
It's 1:30am now and I want to go home.
Girl says I need to drive her home.
Gf says she can stay at our place.
I thought to my self, there is no fucking way... no way.
We get in my car drive home.
Girls sit in backseat.
I am drunk and I cant drive fast.
I put on music and I cant hear the girls, focusing on road.
I check in my rear view mirror and the girls were making out.
I started to get excited. Little dude got up.
We get home and my gf says, you are sleeping in our room tonight sarah.
I freaked the fuck out I was like oh shit oh shit oh shit.
My whole life was leading up to this moment.
I fapped to everything for this day.
I go downstairs to find them kissing, getting undressed.
They tell me I cant come near them with clothes on.
My dick = diamonds
The girls guide me into bed, start kissing on top of me.
Laying down having two mouths on my cock.
I get up, tell my gf to get lay down.
I eat her out, othe girl is jerking me and masturbating.
Other girl starts to move closer, she starts to eat out my gf.
Never seen a more beautiful sight.
Other girl opens her pussy and says," fuck me"
I stick my dick into he tiny pussy, its so tight
I slowly get acclimated to this new vagina.
My gf is lonely so I pull out and start fucking her.
Other girl sits on her face, makes out with me.
Both girls get up, start sucking me off.
Girls finish me off with as blowjob.
Other girl deepthroats my dick so far I thought it was magic.
I cum buckets in her mouth, she coughs some up.
Sweaty bed, other girl goes to shower.

Two months later:
WE BREAK UP LOL

>>10862450
>dining with her boyfriend and her without anyone else
>bring sis

Good history.


Have you ever talked to a girl?

>>10862130
>if he can fuck another girl, her girl can fuck another man. simple rule, matey.

Is that what you tell yourself in order to cope with niggers fucking your girl?

>>10862174
I don't stress about it. Her being an unpredictable horny slut is why I married her!, duh! Sure, sometimes I have to reign her in and sometimes I have to kick some guys ass who thinks I am cockblocking him, but it is all fun and games most of the time.

>>10864348
What is this. Google gives nothing. Not op but similar problem. Dunno how to find a third person

>>10865524
Swinger Lifestyle. Check out SDC too - Swinger Date Club.

>>10862069
I think you're a little confused mate or don't get the concept

>>10861538
>Gf and I (both bisexual) are gonna have a threesome in the near future


prepare to end your relationship

>>10865639
>>10862069

Clearly confused. She is YOUR wife, but she is your threesome buddies slut. The FFM threesomes I have been in, the girls are always sluts in my mind... good for nothing but a good fuck because they are little whores.

>>10863332
Doesn't to me either. I couldn't be less worried about it.

>>10863321
Acting tough on the internet won't make girls fuck your pasty virgin she-cock.

Just start crossdressing and find a daddy to feed you your girl pills

>>10865026
Cucks of /gif/, please come up with a better comeback, this one was old a year ago. Even the /v/ babbies are more creative.

>>10865645
this

>>10861541
when will this dream come true?

How do i get my gf to doa threesome obv with a girl. she suggested it once a yaer ago but im afraid to bring it up cause she might get insecure?

>>10865158
Amazing lmao

>>10862416

Genuine answer - it's been both another man or another woman, and why would them getting off with/because of someone else bother me?

I'm secure in my sexual prowess, I'm secure in the relationship we have. I don't always imagine her when I masturbate - I almost never do - so I'm getting off "because of another woman" all the time. I know I'm not always on her mind when she masturbates. I don't see much difference.

There are times I've felt insecure or jealous. I talk to her about those, we pull back, focus on us. There are times when she's felt insecure or jealous. She talks to me about those, we pull back, focus on us.

She's the perfect wingman, by the way, because I'm loud and brazen and the center of attention, and she comes in from the side where they're not expecting her. It's like having a velociraptor around - clever girl.

>>10862305

By these people, you mean the people we want to have sex with?

We both actively maintain dating profiles on a few sites, we have a large and regularly refreshed group of friends, and we live in a college town. When we're out together, it's pretty easy to read vibes, and we can maneuver things that way. It helps that people know we're open to it, so a fair number of our female contacts have "experimented" with us.

Women are thirsty for it. You have to approach them right, and I'm not some fucking caveman saying "every woman wants it." EVERYONE wants sex, except for ace folks, and I don't get them. When women know you're cool, respectful, legitimately interested in having fun, and low-drama, they'll find an excuse to "give it a try."

You just can't be a shitbag. That's the big disqualifier.

If you're looking for men... that's both easier and harder. Easier, in that finding a man who wants sex is as easy as finding a man. Harder, in that men tend to be either a) "alpha" cunts who aren't going to handle things right, b) straight and uncomfortable, or c) "beta" cunts who catch feelings with the girl and start trying to be a third.

Seriously. Those guys can just fuck right the hell off.

>>10862406

Hooookay. First, my girlfriend and I find other people, and then we fuck them. We have fun doing it. We use other people for their bodies.

Have you ever watched three women look up from your cock? It's a fucking sight. Or feeling the new girl moan around your dick while your girl is four fingers deep in her, and leaving scratch marks down her back.

I don't "let" her do anything. We agreed to do things. I'm more into it than she is, but we both have fun. I don't own her sexuality, she doesn't own mine - we're consenting adults, looking to nail other consenting adults to the fucking wall.

And third, jealousy is based in insecurity. Insecurity, in this, is based in the fear that... I don't know, she'll find someone better? That someone will fuck her better than I can?

They can try. I have planted that flag pretty firmly. Even if they can, though, why would I assume I'm the best fuck she's ever had, or will have?

My self-worth isn't tied to being the best at anything, man. I do plenty good enough to keep myself secure.

>>10862484
>>10865041

We mostly have the same taste in women, so that's what we get most often. Sometimes, there will be a guy that pings both of our radars, and we take him home.

We're both down for most things. We're young, we're both bisexual, we both enjoy doing it.

>>10861663
You're not only on 4chan but also a porn board. Fuck off nigger.

>>10866670
Even if there is a better fuck out there (and there always is), if your girl leaves you because someone fucked her better, there wasn't much there to begin with.

spmebody always gets left out 33/3 its your beta ass...

>>10863102
Sorry dude it's me, ur beta I'd beat a dude ass for kissing my girl. Let a dude fuck ur girl lol you kiss her after he nuts in her mouth?? Dude I'd fuck ur girl n kick ur soft ass out the room haha

>>10863041
How u lil beta. Haha

>>10863473
And here we have a decent, genuine, helpful answer. OP here. Thank you for the input.

>>10867330
Obvsly you never tried it before. My wife and I knew each other since high school. When we were in school, there was a group of 8 to 10 depending on who was involved who used to all date each other pretty regular. No one was official but we all dated. It is five years later and some of us are still living nearby and are friends. I still fuck two of the girls from high school and my wife fucks three of the guys along with one of the girls I fuck. We just never stopped, it would be awkward to do so because we are all just friends. My wife and I are committed to each other yes but we are sexually the same people from high school. I fucked both girls this past weekend and my wife sucked one our friends off three times (she's on the rag til tomorrow). It is no big deal.

>>10861663
go back to your containment board fucktard

Outside of basement dwellers masturbating to 4chan, I think in 2017 most normal people are into threesomes.

>>10861663
Absolutely haram!

>>10867365

I'm not a prude, just (I think) older than you, seeing as you are 5 years out of highschool.

Trust me when I say I speak from experience; things will go fine until someone has a kid, catches an STD, forms a diad or any number of things.

Granted, most of these things can also effect a monogamous relationship. However, with the increased number of people the emotions always seem to run higher.

Tread lightly as you age.

>>10862450
Good fantasy bro

>>10862381
The people in the relationship get to decide between them what cheating is.

>this thread
>split between two kind of people
>actual peoples who talk about sex like this is a normal subject with human being
>4chan goblins who are so insecure and so represssed about sex, they can't even apprehend the fact that people can talk about their kinks, envies with their partners when you're confident enough. And despite the fact their is a risk in every pleasure and interactions, if you apply first group's advice then problems won't come from you. And you should rethink of your expectations about the person you intent to spend the rest of your life with, if those problem still happen.
>and btw jealousy is THE retard beta-willneverscorea5/10-leftalonetomasturbateandcryinginacave feeling

>>10867728
Inb4 some beta calls you a cuck.

>>10867728
I am affraid most of the people who really need to read your post won't : /

>>10861938
Dat hand grip

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sauce

>>10867491
Lol let me have a turn with your girl haha

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>>10861544
>that weird half-scream at the end
Probably high or worse.

>>10861550
Sorrrze

>>10861920
So true

>>10861956
sauce?

>>10862019
So you hired a male hooker? How did that go?

>>10867728
/pol9k/ is now eternally BTFO by this post

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>>10861557

Anyone have some more pov spitroast/threesome webms from the perspective of the guy getting sucked?

>>10861938
She doesn't even smile. She's the real Annie from SNK

>>10862450

I wish I could get my gf into a threesome. Pretty sure she's kinda bisexual, and she expressed interest in chicks at one point.

>>10867728

Personally I find threads are filled with these kind of people.

>Normies who get sex occasionally and post their experiences in a slightly over exaggerated way
>Normies with low self-esteem who really go over board to impress a board of strangers. Telling stories which are complete lies.
>Beta-cucks who get mad over anything as they ain't getting any.
>Silent majority who read or ignore the bitter arguments of retards.

>>10867827
Meh, we are all posting on a weeb-altright-summerfagging banana board so I don't intent to change people minds. AND nobody is supposed to tell the truth here cause y'know, "unturnet lol" and we are all deceitful niggaloveh-jewyfunded libtard.
But if enough people say they achieved a tricycle ride, maybe the not-beyond-redemption goblins will here it make one step out of their pit toward the light.

>>10863473
'consent is sexy'
Fuck off back to tumblr

>>10870315
in otherwords you are totally okay with rape. congrats summer fag edgelord. we are all so impressed

>>10861550
Source? Looks like a crush

>>10861648
Tinder or grinder will work, mostly on men. Women are harder. Me and my partner only had one so far, and we managed to do it after drunkenly flirting with some girl at the party I used to play in a band with. It'll happen dude, happy fucking!

>>10861994
This social engineering bullshit will never work. If you trust each other, use your mouth, and tell her what you want. If she's into it, she'll let you know.

>>10865558
Thanks anon. Downloaded feeld too. Hopefully things go better. Weve been coming up empty on finding someone for months.

>>10870575
In other words he doesn't find the word yes sexy. Go back to tumblr you rape culture believing goon.

>>10865158

The spacing of this post makes me want to fucking die.

>> 10861544 #
Salsa

>>10861538
>willingly allowing yourself to be cucked.
Kill yourself.

>>10861538
JUST

>>10871045
KEK

>>10861538
Ok get this. There is no such thing as a "mutual threesome", because its too awkward.

It should always be two people on one person.

MMF, is spitroast
FMF is you pussy eating and fuckin same time

>>10871143
what if I get my girlfriend and a sub boy slut so both of them can worship my cock?

>>10868886
So much this

>>10866634
I think I can understand your way of thinking.
I definetly couldn't do it, but hey, if you're okay with it, why tf not.

>>10861663
The bait is strong in this one.

>>10863473

Fetlife kinda sucks for finding new partners, I wish their interface was better tailored to finding people locally. We've been open for about a year and haven't found much of anything there.
Any suggestions for other websites?

>>10867728
Hey hey get out of my fucking nerd hole please

You're not one of us, there are Reddit for normal people

>Lol bait it was

>>10872932
"normal ppl scare me XD" get the fuck out faggot!

>>10861538
>Should we get a guy or a girl for our first threesome?

You and your GF need to decide that based upon your preferences & what you want to get out of it. You might want to consider a foursome with another couple if you're concerned about "fairness" in matching up sex bits.

I've been in a few group and 3-way encounters. Each has been pretty unique. You can't "just pick one out" as if from an online catalog and expect it to go exactly as the pictures show. The moment the clothes start coming off and first intimate contact is made, there is no script. Everyone needs to be into it, and those who aren't need to politely excuse themselves and get out.

Also consider setting a safe word or two, even if it's not a bondage-S/M type situation. That way you don't have to set a detailed list of rules up beforehand. You can all agree on a few basics before getting into the actual event, but if anyone attempts something that someone else is not cool with, a calm & firm safe word can head that activity off right away and an alternative can be explored.

A lot of this comes down to how well all the participants know each other. First encounter or three and there will be a lot of discovery. After a dozen encounters over a couple months, everyone will have much better instincts on what everyone else will be into.

>>10861967
>How do I get my gf to

(you) don't. If (you) try to "get her to" do something, (you) have mental issues that need to be addressed before (you) wreck her life.

If your GF wants to try it, (you) should have an open enough relationship that she will ask (you). Then you guys decide how to go about it.

My GF a few years back said she might be curious about another girl. I asked with or without me. She answered she wasn't sure. This was about 2 months before her 21st birthday, so I asked her if I should maybe find one for her birthday present, and she got excited about that idea.

I interviewed several girls after placing a few ads in some local swinger magazines & websites. Found one particular QT, invited her over for birthday dinner (I happen to be a fairly decent cook). Told her up front it was my GFs first experience and that she would be my GFs present for desert ... and breakfast. Plenty of mimosas for breakfast, and an open invite to stay for the following day & dinner, if everyone was agreeable. Also made sure to tell her that this was about my GF and her having a great birthday, so my participation would be/could be fairly minimal, barely more than observer if everyone was more comfortable with that.

Toward the end of dinner, I openly started molesting my GF in very sexy ways, then invited her to unwrap her present. I did not have cock-in-pussy sex with our third, but I spent a hell of a lot of time eating her out (one of my favorite activities). In fact, went down on both of them with the other eating her with me side-by-side. That went over really well. Was a long weekend, and several other weekends that year with great sex for all.

>>10873503
Fuck off back to r̶e̶d̶d̶i̶t̶ you cock sucking faggot cuck

>>10861538

> Should we get a guy or a girl for our first threesome?

Depends on what you are expecting or exactly wishing for...

MY GF is BI so we are getting girls. I love to fuck some bitch's ass while she's eating my GF's pussy. And my GF likes to watch me fucking other girls and dominating some bitches to deep throat my cock...

So i guess whatever float your and your GF's boat will be fine...

>>10862019
>literally paying a guy to cuck you

you cant make this shit up

>>10870641
>>10870575
>>10870315

I'm not him, but it only takes once realizing that you didn't have the person's consent to feel like a complete cunt and start trying to change things. For me, it was a woman who was too intimidated to say no once we had gotten past the point where she was comfortable (I'm a very... bikeresque? shaped guy. Tall, shaved head, beard, thick arms, broad shoulders. If I'm being honest, gut).

We talked about it later, and now I get active and recurring consent from people. Considering the amount of sex I have, the amount of partners I have it with, and the level of kink involved, it's kind of fucking important.

So, yeah. Consent is sexy. ANYONE in the kink community is going to agree, or be the kind of edgelord "dom" rapist that we all end up shunning. You're in a board for sexy gifs, in a thread about threesomes. If you're not jiving with good, giving, and game practices, you're the weird one here.

>>10870613

And even if she's not, initially, she can talk to you about /why/ she's not; she's worried about jealousy, or envy, or she's hung up on monogamy and thinks that's the only way a loving couple can interact.

If she has trust issues, you then take... I don't know, a year? Working on making yourself better and any of the things that could impair her trust in you. Then you can bring it back up again - not a "i did this so we can fuck new girls together now" conversation, but a "I've heard you, and I have been working really hard to make things better for you. That's not going to change. I was wondering if we could revisit this conversation, now, though, and look at it fresh."

>>10871169

Have fun.

>>10871143

This is the thing that a lot of people don't understand, and it's what ruins things. A threesome is ALWAYS going to have a star. In most long-term relationships, it's the new person, because novelty is hot.

And then the man will go down on her for a while, even though he doesn't do it that often for her, or the woman will be open to butt stuff with her, even though that's been a hard line for him, and all of a sudden the accusations start. "You only did this because you're tired of me!" "You want him/her instead of me!" "You clearly never do that with me, but you did with him/her, so you must like him/her better!"

Novelty is sexy. Accept that there's going to be a spotlight, and accept it moving. Let's say your girl gets another girl for you to share for your birthday - then YOU get the spotlight. Let's say your girl has always wanted to be with another woman - then SHE gets the spotlight. Let's say you both find the server at applebees irresistible, your girl works her magic, you're charming, she swings by your table after her shift is done, you get a phone number, and a week later she's in y'all's bed.

Then SHE gets the spotlight.

It's all gravy. You just have to be able to talk about it, with your mouth, like a human. You have to trust the other person, because you're relying on them to keep your feelings safe, and vice versa.

>>10871614

Hey, monogamy's not for everyone.

Hell, monogamy's not for MOST people. Monogamy means one sexual partner, forever. In western culture, we've warped that to mean one sexual partner AT A TIME. Serial monogamy is a weird thing as far as I'm concerned, but it works for people. But, for the record, so do other arrangements.

>>10873503

Sounds pretty similar to my experiences, though we've always been more involved together in picking the people.

>>10861538
>Should we get a guy or a girl for our first threesome?
Depends, are you a man or a cuck?

>>10862095
Yes if we can just start saying gay again that would be great. Grills can be bisexual. Guy who will be with another guy = Gay.

>>10863341
This is truly summer

>>10867728
That is a whole lot of words to rationalise your woman being fucked by someone else.

>>10873992
>>10873996
>>10874025

Wow, it got summer as fuck in like three minutes.

>>10873996

... right. Human sexuality is simple, anyone who deviates at all from the norm is the same, and why would you ever have to think about nuance? Those gays are all just over there in their territory being gay with themselves, and there's no chance that any of them might ever be important to you personally as a human being.

>>10874025

You get that your woman is a person too, who has to deal with /you/ getting ducked by someone else, right?

You don't own her, she doesn't own you. If both of you are down for something, you can do it together. If neither of you is down, this thread isn't relevant to you. If one of you is but one of you isn't, you're probably not right for each other.

>>10863363
Another kid who thinks a lower cup size = small tits. If her chest is bigger they could be big, e.g. 36b is like a 32 d/dd

>>10865016
Where are they? Do you a have a link?

ITT: fucking retards that don't understand that men and women are fundamentally different.

Newsflash you cucks: I'm not sure how much you were taught in sex education, but let me state a couple of facts real quick:

A woman can't unwillingly mother another woman's child.

A man can unwillingly father a child that isn't his.

For biological reasons, men that allowed their partner to fuck other men are beyond pathetic.

More truth bombs for you morons. Women find taken men more attractive. There are literally scientific studies about this if you don't believe me. Go educate yourself.

If you actually think your girlfriend will still respect you after she's swallowed Chad Thundercocks load then you're a lost cause. When you find out she's been fucking a dozen guys behind your back remember this post and then maybe you'll learn a valuable life lesson.

Here's what women think when they see a dude fucking his wife and hot friend: "Holy shit, that's hot, I wish I could join in."

Here's what women think when their boyfriend shares them with another guy: "Holy shit my boyfriend is pathetic, when I'm done fucking around and want to reproduce I'm sure as fuck not doing it with this pathetic beta male"

> Hurr durr, but that's not always true. Some girls actually still love their boyfriends even though they ride the cock carousel daily.

Yeah, and some people actually win the lotto jackpot. If you really want to take a gamble then be my guest, better off you cucks don't reproduce anyway.

>>10874086
For a lot of people that's the case. Doesn't apply to the people participating in this thread. We are in the minority and okay with that.

>>10861938
>>10861935
>>10861553
I got u senpai
motherless dt com /GA04726D /C0F8882

>>10874086
Wrong thread dude. Reading comprehension.

Where be the male on male with some chicks thrown in? MMF

>>10874086

Sounds like junk bro science, but okay. You do you. I'll be over here swimming in threesomes.

I've got a female friend who I've known for a while who doesn't do relationships at all.
She's also into BDSM n stuff like that. Keeps sex completely detached
Other night I was staying over at her flat for a party n we were sharing a bed, idle talk came up and I was joking about stuff n she mentioned if I was bored she could get one of her male friends over for a threesome.
I thought she was joking but she kinda got irritable after I laughed it off.

Should I bring it up another time? Kinda want a threesome but I'm not secure enough to share someone who's my partner.

>>10874130
Thnx anon. Luv this girl

>>10861541
Fucking incredible, sauce??

>>10874452
Maybe figure out if you want to do it first...?

>>10873519
nice b8 m8. i r8 8/8

>>10874086
You're an idiot.

>>10875117
Not sure what it is she makes me diamonds

>>10861541
WEWE

>>10873404
>>10867728
both of you can fuck right off

>>10875628
Not sure where the original was posted, but this is the longest version :(

My girlfriend and I have MFF threesomes. One piece of advice from experience is to make sure the other girl is on birth control. Cost us about $400 and a whole lot of headache and embarrassment.

203 posts and 17 gifs/webms. The word 'cuck' is mentioned 14 times. WTF happened to this website?

>>10874410

It's junk bro science that a guy can get multiple women pregnant but a woman can't carry multiple child from different men at the same time...

Holy shit you cucks are literally retarded.

>>10874086
Clearly, you've never been a part of the swinger lifestyle. You've never had a hotwife you shared, nor fucked someone elses. Everything you wrote on this subject is completely and utterly false.

Let me enlighten you:
Women like sex with men (and women) and don't need emotional attachment to have it.
Women like to be sluts with people they are comfortable with. They want the guy to walk away when it is over, not cuddle up or hang around and talk.
Women like to have real love from their partner who by default cannot view them as a slut because men don't generally fall in love with sluts.
Women who are in love with one man generally don't want to fuck the pathetic guy who comes across as 'loving them' because they already have love and are just looking for sexual fun.

>>10861663
This board and site are so deplorable I can't tell if thats homophobia, bait or ironic humour

>>10877914
original is gone, creator took it down :(

>>10861541
any names?

>>10879336
>Women like to be sluts with people they are comfortable with. They want the guy to walk away when it is over, not cuddle up or hang around and talk.
>Women like to have real love from their partner who by default cannot view them as a slut because men don't generally fall in love with sluts.

The think you moronic cuckboi's don't understand is that you don't need an extra dude to let out her ''slutty'' side. You can love them all you want outside of the bedroom, you can make love to them inside of the bedroom. But if she wants to let out her slutty side make sure she does it in a way that makes it obvious that she's YOUR slut. Through exploration you find out what her limits are and then once a while you throw her onto the bed and use her as you wish. After that she's the one most likely wanting to cuddle.

That's how it works for normal woman anyways. One's that are already part of the cuck/swingers lifestyle might be completely past the point of normalcy and any self respecting man wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole.

>>10879439
Well professor, when you've 'thrown her onto the bed' (oh that's such a great way to treat her like a slut, what are you a virgin?) several hundred times over a half decade of marriage, it isn't at all letting her be slutty. It is just sex.

My wife isn't my slut, she's my wife and lifelong partner. My wife is a slut for other men and other men's wives are sluts for me and I am all over them with my 6 inch pole.

Not only do you not know about swinging, it is almost as if you've never gotten laid at all. Go get laid and then we'll talk Einstein.

>>10879459
Might want to invest some time spend on reading comprehension instead of watching other guys dicking your wife. Also the fact that you're married is probably the cause of all of this isn't it? Afraid she'll take half so you caved in to her demands to fuck other guys?

Also do you want to talk more about your 6 inch pole? Do you have an inferiority complex caused by the fact that even though it is technically larger then average you still can't please your wife properly? Can't get it up anymore? I mean clearly something is wrong since you feel the need to bring it up.

>>10879489
You brought up not touching a slut with a 10 foot 'pole' genius. And I give my wife all the orgasms she would like Dr. Ruth.

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>>10861935
>>10861938
i made a better version of this

Hi hope I can help. My wife and I have a lot of 3some. We been with over a dozen girls (lost count). Sometimes it is a 1x thing and other time it is a lot. But at the end of the day they will fade away. Why? I'll explain that as well

How to meet:
>No real science behind it.
>You have to have a lot of fish lines out in various dating pools
>Stay away from personal friends and keep them separated from it.
>tinder / CL / local dating websites / people you meet (rare actually unless they are friends)

You and your gf/wife:
>Communication is key
>Are both of you allowed to flirt or do you have to wait for a sign
>what to do if you get jealous so you can avoid shut downs
>what do you want to do and various scales of this
>have a code or question if you want to take her home. Our is star wars "what side do you like in Star Wars? Dark or light? Dark means to end the night, light means take her home.

Talking / Setup a date:
>Shitty to say my wife and I been kinda catfished about a girls weight and it happens a lot so now I have to ask if the girl has some weight
>walk away if they can't answer it clean. There was a story when we met a girl and I could not find her. She was the fat girl. We had a few drinks and left. We both said no.
>It is okay to say no, it is okay to just be friends but if you cant see her face or just too perfect close up. She is fat. I been around this situations more times I can count
>Always meet the person at a bar together try to be transparent and expect the same and communication from her as well.
>Ask questions via text what she is interested in or this is her first time so that you can judge the situation and be on the same page

>>10879911

>Try to talk about sex in PERSON and not via / texting for a main conversation
>Go somewhere quiet and relaxed not a club scene so you can talk
>Keep this in your head. If it happens it happens. If it does not it does not. YOU WANT to keep it NATURAL and relaxed. Tell everyone this as well. Nothing like forced ideas because sex should be relaxed and natural. Don't force it to work. Sometimes it does not and for good reason.

Protip: CAREFUL on getting TOO drunk. Girls can over drink and say I can handle my drinks. Bullshit, I can count more times on my hands that I heard that line. You are human and you will be fucking sloppy drunk. I had one girl kept calling me names and hitting me. I put her to bed in our spare room because she was to drunk to drive. I told her later on in chat that 'do not hit me nor call me names that was a big turn off' She played "what did I do" card. Another girl kept puking and we had to help her. She wanted to do stuff we had to say no.

3some:
>the best lovers are the ones that have been the most chill and easy going and with the flow of it all
>the worst have been people who have been loud, insecure, introverted because it did not flow with our style
>our secret to good 3some is constant touching. Always be doing something and don't be a greedy lover or emotional as well. You are fucking, receiving, or helping. Don't stand and watch for a long time.
>it is all about the girls that can get along first before the guy will. that is key. If your wife / gf do not like her or just not feeling it...walk away from it and that is okay.
>WEAR PROTECTION I know heat of the moment but this is a must for you and everyone else. Have a stack of condoms because between your girlfriend / wife who wants it raw and the other girl.
>We got sick the next day or few days after because of all the bacteria or germs being passed around so be healthy
>eat high protein foods, carbs, cherries, red wine to help the hard on


Ask any question

>>10879911

You are a novelty:
>some guys go to black girls and they have chocolate fever
>asian with yellow fevers
>you are the 3some fever and people are curious about it
>people will come and go

Girlfriend / Wife Relationship:
>After the 3some a day or two later make sure you keep having sex with her to stamp out any jealous emotions or prolong waiting for another 3somes
>Do not talk about your problems to the other girl
>Do not talk excessively to the other girl without your partner because you should be a team in this together
>Do not listen to her problems constantly because that is a red flag and should not be doing that with her
>The goal is to have fun and enjoy each other


DO NOT HAVE POLY RELATIONSHIP
>It is not fun at all and I been there a few times I recommend against it
>fucking two girls is a lot of work after awhile and soon girl drama kicks in about 'spending time with me'
>keep your life fucking simple...two girls is not simple it is fun for a bit but it wears off really fucking fast
>it cost a lot of money
>cost a lot of time
>stupid bullshit drama and ranking between the two girls

>be me
>be 17 (day of my birthday)
>long time gf is coming to my dads house
>Dad at work
>She shows up with her best friend, who I had banged once a couple months earlier
>Everyone's horny
>I start hinting
>ohfuckyesthisgonnahappen.mpg
>lay on the bed with one on either side
>both hands full of wet pussy
>they get my cock out
>double bj ftw
>I lay back on my back and girlfriend sits on my face
>I can't see anything as I have a face full of pussy
>suddenly, I feel it...OH FUCK
>best friend just sunk down on my cock bareback
>ride 'em cowgirl
>too much stimulation for young teen
>I push her off in less than a minute lest I paint her uterus
>best friend sits on my face in place of gf
>feel gf start giving me a handy (told me later she would have sucked it but it was coated with best >friends pussy cream)
>best friend sits in chair and fingers herself watching while I fuck my gf and spray cum on her belly
>best
>birthday
>present
>ever
>not that great of a threesome, I was 17, but I felt like I stud
>girls start getting dressed, panties, shorts and just bras
>I put on my dad's robe like I'm hugh fucking heffner
>We walk out laughing
>round the corner
>mfw there's my father sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch
>he never said a word to me
>brofist dad 10 years later when I told him the whole story
>be 43 now

inb4 virgin...story is Truth Anons

>>10879945
The poly can work.
>I lucked out with a girl from work, who was interested in me, while she had another girl interested in her.
>We all got drunk one night. Threesome was had.
>start hanging out with girl that likes other girl. And casual sex with girl from work.
>after a month of building report, girl who likes other girl approaches me with "i like her, she likes you, i kind of like you to, but not as much as her".
>conversation was had between the three of us.
>we all found a house together (more for convinience then anything else because we all worked in the same area.)
>constant close proximity. Intimate things start becoming natural.
>after another month of living together, we're all in a wierd "only being like this with eachother" type deal.
>call it a relationship of sorts.
>lasts for well over a year before I move out. Still talk to them regulrary.
>only drama we ever had was girl I work with being an absolute twat on the piss.

You just need to be smart, have basic common sence, and be crystal clear about where you all stand. No miscommunication = no problems.

>>10879909
Is it me or does she look significantly hotter from above?

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Psychfag here. Just throwing up some general advice for everybody based off what I've seen. Probably applies to 95% of couples.

Threesomes of pretty much all sorts are fine, but if you intend on having a long term relationship with your gf, don't start anything MMF where you won't be on at least equal footing with the other male. It should feel like two bros railing out a chick together, not like another man had to come in to spice things up. It is even more vital that you try to seem more interested in the threesome than she is, even if you're not. Ideally, you would even be the dominant one, with you and your gf using his presence like a new toy rather than inviting him in as a person. Women feel differently about men than men feel about women, and that's just a fact. They're also much more unconscious about why they feel the way they do when it comes to their partners. It is an unfortunate reality that seeing her partner's masculinity pale in comparison to another male's can completely poison the well on her respect for you. It's not that she doesn't love you or thinks so little of you, it's just that she's a human and still has a stupid, impulsive monkey brain that can't help but to feel the way it feels.

>>10870315
I wonder if its just one poltard making all of the comments in this thread like "reeeee I don't like people to enjoy sex because I've never had it!"

POST WEBM AND SHUT UP YOUR MOUTH

>>10861834
kek

>>10861538
When I was 16 I used to have threesomes with my 9/10 gf and her 7/10 best friend. It was fucking awesome. God those were great times.
Have many stories if no believe

>>10861538
That girl is on heroin

>>10881275
fuck off cuckberg

>>10861550
is that Paige?

>>10864809
>At least he's getting laid more than you
Yeah, with guys

Don't expect both of you to be hard at the same time.

>>10878881
The psychology mate, not the biology

>>10865750
I can't believe anyone would be irked enough by that in 2017 to actually write a nasty reply.
1/10 u nigger

>>10866670
>>10867192
lol other people fuck your girl & you let them.

You people deserve to be lined up and shot.

>>10870648
Go for it, homie.

>>10866634
>sexual prowess
>I'm loud and brazen and the center of attention
lol you're writing about an elaborate fantasy in your head & in reality you're pathetic dude.

>>10867728
>and btw jealousy is THE retard beta-willneverscorea5/10-leftalonetomasturbateandcryinginacave feeling
Shit dude better let anyone fuck my gf then, some chump on 4chan said if I feel anything about it I'm a looser.
So is the majority of the population loosers according to you?

>>10861538
Just get another bisexual. He fucks your wife and you fuck him

>>10866670

Letting other men lay claim to your property is the definition of cuck. You can spin it anyway you want, cuckboy.

>>10883200
Actually a cuck is someone who has a wife/gf who cheated on them without their knowledge or consent. Threesomes are generally done with everyone's knowledge and consent so they by definition cannot be 'cuck'. Most people who refer to a threesome as swinging.

>>10883958
cuck

>>10865158
Just came to your story. Thanks!
It's been a long time since I had 3 or + sex. Most times relationship goes to shit, and I don't want to ruin my current one, so... will have to fap to this kind'a sh¡t and also remember my past experiences.
Yours was very similar to several of mine, so it was pretty easy to relate and cum fast (also I was horny as fuck).

>>10866653
>Harder, in that men tend to be either a) "alpha" cunts who aren't going to handle things right, b) straight and uncomfortable, or c) "beta" cunts who catch feelings with the girl and start trying to be a third.
KEK

>>10882967

Replied.

>>10883200

How is having sex "laying claim"? I don't own the people I fuck.

>>10884819

Hey, that's what happens. Your best bet is with a submissive man who is nonetheless secure with himself, because plenty of insecure men will try to use this as an in - inserting themselves in the relationship, sometimes even trying to use that as a springboard to be the only one with the woman.

The "I could treat you so much better, you deserve better" crowd. Fuck those beta fucks.

But yeah. 1) Douchebros who don't read the room, are bad at sex and communication, 2) Straight guys who think they'll be down but get weird with another dick in the room, 3) Sadsack betas who are occasionally also trying to sneak into a relationship.

Your only good options are 4) Subby bottom with good self esteem (rare), or 5) Someone who's secure enough not to be an "alpha," and even then your best bet is to split more than one woman with him.

>>10884846
All 3 or + sex I've had has always been with friends or friends of friends, so I've had no need to classify people for it, though it does seem like a very realistic classification.

>>10862381
It's only cheating if it's secret.

>>10865158
Didn't end with fresh prince, spilled spaghetti, or walking the dinosaur. 0/10

>>10861550
Somebody must know something about this guys
Pls

>>10861541
Holy motherfuckin deepthroatgoddess

>>10861538
Never had a threesome with a guy. My ex and I had plenty of MFF threesomes (and more). My soon to be wife and I have done MFF and threesomes with transgirls. Not all were fantastic but most were enjoyable. Just make sure everyone is getting attention at all times and I am sure that you and your girlfriend will enjoy yourselves and the person you invite to fuck with you two.

> a year ago
> call a buddy up and tell him I'm driving around with this hot asian slut sucking my dick as we speak and that we should fuck her
> intense daddy issues
> convinced herself that she is addicted to sucking cock
> loves being degraded and gagged
> we both went to high school with her, but I didn't know her until we matched on Tinder
> buddy says his bi fiance wants to fuck too
> hanging out for like 3 hours and his friend won't leave
> his friend falls asleep on the couch
> we all end up in my buddy's SUV outside of his apartment with all the seats down
> I start fucking my asian slut, he's fucking his fiance
> then a switch happens and his fiance starts riding my cock
> she's kind of aggressive and dominant but it's hot
> buddy is fucking missionary calling asian girl names
> his fiance is staring at them fuck while riding my cock, obviously getting jealous
> couple minutes later I tell her I'm going to cum, start to pull out and she doesn't let me
> slaps me, chokes me, tells me to cum inside her
> can't pull out
> came inside, so hot that I stayed hard and kept fucking her
> buddy also finished inside her after while asian slut cleaned me up with a blowjob
> 10 months later, asian slut is long gone, buddy has a newborn
> not sure if it's mine or not
> don't want to know

>>10877929
Oh thee ole unicorn abortion scam. I thought that was urban legend.

>>10882414
Mdma I think
Know them both well

>>10887063
Stayed tuned folks for this week's edition of shit that never happened with your host, 4chin.

>>10883068
said it was retarded. Biologically normal but still retarded. The roots of jealousy are our own insecurities (our own image , how people see that image) fears (to be alone) and resentments (whatever family, education, religion or social environment might add to the fucked-up pile).


Again it's normal to have it, and yes small doses of it can be sometimes useful in your relationship AS LONG AS you talk with your partner after it. Best if you can pinpoint the reason behind it, least is to make compromise about it.


99% of the time it's just toxic in it's consequences for you, your partner or your future related. But if you can be jealous without being a total ass about it, then, cool, as if I give two shits about people here.

>>10861834
lost

>>10881354
Highly believable

>>10889153
You care at least two shits about people here because you wrote all of that.

>>10874086
50% bait, 50% sad

>>10878015
Lotta things. A *very* short and simplified answer is young male aggression and resentment (spurred by the Great Recession as well), the human need for community, a failure of personal responsibility in 'anonymous' communication, and shit-stirring recruitment by wannabe tough-guys with low self-esteem and a lazy streak a mile long looking for easy answers since they're too scared and weak to embrace reality.

I've been here too Goddamned long, and can talk about wayyyy too long.

>>10881706
no u

>>10882950
Then either man up and get over yourself, or pussy out, grab your weapon, and get to work you sadsack edgelord.

Jesus, as I get older my patience for some of you summerfriends wears right the fuck out.

>>10883200
>property

Ah, there's some human trash / bait. Enjoy your (You), mate.

>>10890948

Ha, it's ok if the truth hurt you buddy.

>>10884827
>How is having sex "laying claim"? I don't own the people I fuck.

no but you own the person you're in a committed relationship with