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could lick a pair of balls for a good story

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>>10851389
Okay

>Be me at 16, just left high school
>Family friend has an engagement party. She also invites girls I knew from school.
>Party is shit but I'm getting nicely drunk.
>Girls from school sat at table nearby. One (redhead) a bitch, one (blonde) I knew fancied me. Blonde gets up and comes to talk to me. Asks if I want to fool around.
>I agree and go to empty 2nd function room upstairs.
>She sticks tongue down my throat and then puts my hand on her thigh.
>I risk heading vag-wards, pleased to notice that she parts her legs to let me.
>I start feeding the pony and she's moaning in my ear. By this point I'm diamonds.
>She unzips me and pulls my cock out asking what I want her to do. I tell her to suck me.
>She goes to town on me with tongue, gagging the lot. I was a few good licks away from cumming when Redhead comes looking for her (having noticed her missing for about 20 minutes)
>Sees her friend gagging on my cock and was like "wtf???"

Continue?

>>10851508
Yeah

>>10851508
Please

>>10851508
yes please

>>10851508
>Redhead scowls at me and says people are wondering where we got to.
>I tell her to fuck off back down to the party and tell people that we've found a pool table and are playing a game.
>She gives me dirty look and then goes back down.
>Blonde seems to have gone off boil and starts rearranging skirt and shit.l ready to go back to party.
>I grab her hand and tell her some bullshit about not wanting to lose the opportunity again and that I fancied her all through school, just didn't have the guts to say.
>Winrar. She's back on me with a vengeance. Sucked me till I was hard and then straddled me on a chair
>Didn't notice the door going and Redhead coming back in until she was next to us calling me a dirty bastard.
>While still fucking blonde I tell her it's a shame she's beautiful because she's a bitch and to join in or just fuck off.
>She actually joined in and the next thirty minutes was a mix between passionate sex and oral with blonde and hate fucking redhead.
>Redhead was pulling my hair and kept telling me to fuck her harder and that I was dirty and how much she hated me.
>I'd had enough and threw her to the floor, pounding her until she yelped with a mixture of pleasure and pain. O could feel her orgasm shake through her body and she held on to me for dear life.
>That was enough to send me over the edge and I came inside her.
>We laid there for a while just staring at each other. blonde kinda made her excuses and left.
>Saw redhead for regular fuck and suck sessions for about a year before losing contact.

I'm a married anon now, but when I have trouble cumming with my wife, I think about that redhead and her tight Pussy and dirty mouth.

Not a mind-blowing story, sure. But it was true.

And there wasn't a trap or day in sight.

>>10851389
sauce

>>10i'd bag her thats about it eeww that face.

/r/

>>10851389
>>No trap shit.
>>Posts trap.

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>>10851389
op, are you the boy in this video?

>>10851389

Not really that interesting but some girl I met on some dating site added me on snapchat, we talked for abit but I didn't think there was a mutual attraction

>set my story to private so only sluts can watch it
>I've got a nice six pack and a big dick so I posted a topless with half my dick showing
>she invites me to hang out the next day
>take her to the cinema
>use my typical game of making out, neck kisses and thigh touching to get her horny
>she couldn't even wait for me to take her to a hotel
>asked me to join her in the disabled toilets lol
>really decent blow job, she almost deepthroated me which no girls been able to do before
>she said she was 18 but the way she was acting I'm thinking maybe she was 16 cos she was horny over nothing really
>I'm 25 lol
>she wants me to cum on her face
>it literaly takes me at least an hour to cum so that wasn't going to happen
>all the hotels are booked (fuck central London)

>>10851922

not private, I mean I blocked everyone who wasn't a slut from watching my story

Ex from last year, hope ya'll enjoy
(1/2)
>Be me 19
>Her, 19, beautiful Korean with a great ass
>We love sex with each other, she loves to deepthroat my cock and swallow my cum, very sexually compatible
1 year of happiness in
>Find out she's started talking to another guy in romantic ways
>Weeks of "competing" with this guy trying to win her over
>At points I am her boyfriend, in the end she breaks up with me over text
>Literally says she chooses the other guy
>Think it's over with, I accept it and move on, but obviously break up sadness emotions
>Few days later, work delivery job late
>Didn't bring phone for some reason that night, drive home with roommate
>As we're pulling up, friend who's driving mentions to me
>"Hey, is that C?"
>Think wtf is happening, why is she here, etc.
>She's sad, starts crying
>Doesn't know why she is even here, just wanted to make things right, etc.
>Bring her inside, comforting her, we are talking things out
>Feel the air change, and it gets quiet
>I look at her and know it's time to make a move
>Start making out, move to kissing her neck, that leads to her breasts
>Undressing her and lovingly kissing her breasts how I know she loves it
>This is where she starts slightly resisting
>She's just muffling through little "we shouldn't do this"
>Her hands are ever so weakly resisting my arms movements as I undress her, but she's also helping me
>As I get down to her panties, needing to taste her and please her further I say, "Try and stop me"
>She's done
>I am devouring her pussy and she is pressing my head into her
>She cums multiple times from my mouth and hands

>>10852079
(2/2)
>This is all happening on the couch immediately at the front door of my apartment, roommate went to another delivery job but didn't know when he'd be back
>Pick her up, barge into my room and through her onto my bed
>Make love with me on top the whole time, dominant and she's taking every inch
>I pull out to finish on her
>Returning to our previous routine, grab napkins to clean her up
>I am a machine and can go multiple times, she knows this
>She gets up, fixes herself up a bit in the mirror and looks at me
>Closes the door which had still been open and climbs on top of me
>Tells me "Remember this, because it's the last time for you."
>Rides me, and another love making session ensues
>End with our favorite, missionary with her legs pinned by her shoulders, and her taking my cum right in her mouth and swallowing every last drop
That actually wasn't even the last time, but a few weeks later she was finally gone.

>>10852079
how did the other guys dick taste, cuck?

>>10851569
>>10851508
shitty fake story. Incredibly predictable once i got to the fourth line

>>10851389
who is this semen demom

>>10852493
bump

>Nigger Jew
>Ass Fuck

>>10851911
Idgaf if it makes me gay I guess I must be gay as fuck then

>>10851389
>>10851576
>>10852493
>>10852499
Crystina Rossi

>>10852493
Mudshark McGee.

>>10851911
its my choice

>>10851389

She looks like a cyclops

>>10851911
kek I love how triggered people get over shit they don't have to participate in

>>10852512
You do you boo boo.

at least you admit it.

>>10851389
Fuck you.

>>>/soc/

>Be me 19, 6'6" athletic dude, still virgin
>Best friend telling me about that redhead girl being into tall, tanned guys
>Sending me her facebook
>We texted for a week, then she wanted to come over
>At my place playing some old N64 games sitting next to each other on my bed
>She leans on me, plus getting upset when is beat her at the games we were playing
>Beating her again, she sank into my lap, breathing at my dick
>Cantcontainmyboner.jpg
>She ignored it, yet kept her head in my dick , playing games
>Me having a hard time focusing on the games
>Not noticing me being rock hard
>She looking at me smiling, pauses the game and kneels in front of me rubbing my dick
>feelsgood.jpg
>Takes out my dick, admiring it being bigger and thicker than her boyfriends
>Starts sucking my dick and fingers herself
>Cilmbs on top of my before bending down infront if me sticking her ass up grinding her pussy on my dick
>Finally fucking her pussy
>so tight
>She came after 10 min
>Destroyed her pussy over 30 mins
>We met after that almost every weekend. Lost contact after 3 month
>After 3 years she send me a text to come over chill
> she missed my dick

>>10851911
This is so funny XD

> be me 20 years old
> working at trump tower as a bellhop two months ago
> called up to melania's apartment
> asks me how experienced i am
> tell her i dont understand
> asks me how many women ive been with
> tell her im a virgin
> tells me that the last virgin finished too quickly
> tells me i need to work out my cock so i can give women more pleasure
> tells me to drop my pants
> gives me a bj cum within a minute
> asks me if i enjoyed it
> nod my head
> tells me to go back to work and she wants me up there at the same time tomorow
> on my way back to the lobby come across one of the chefs
> he knows where im coming from
> gives me a smug look and tells me ' lady melania is sure is hungry for cock isnt she '

Continue?

This isn't much but I think it's sexy enough.


>5 hour roadtrip to go visit a friend
>we arrive at his place
>he's hanging out with his next door neighbour
>cute and sweet 7/10
>petite, small tits, bubble butt, brown blonde
>she doesn't pay much attention to me
>"what else is new, I could never get a girl like her..."
>anyway, days pass
>last night, my friends and I go out
>return home early at dawn, drunk
>make a small ruckus
>she hears us and comes over, in her pj's
>says she just got off work and can't sleep
>we all hang out, she's more talkative now
>find out she's outgoing and easy to talk to
>one of the guys is beat and goes to the bedroom to sleep
>it's just me, her and our host in the living room now
>someone puts some music on
>she immediately gets up and starts dancing
>breasts bouncing up and down
>can also see the shape of her nipples through her cute, tight top
>diamonds
>song stops and she sits between me and my friend on the couch
>says she was working all night and her feet hurt
>thisismychance.jpg
>"do you want a massage?"
>"yes!"

cont?

>>10853244
just post it

>>10853244

>she puts her legs on my lap and her head on my friend's lap
>I start rubbing her legs below the knees
>we all keep talking
>I keep rubbing
>she likes it
>she makes cute little sounds
>almost sound like orgasms
>my diamonds is diamonds
>friend falls asleep
>just me and her now, talking and rubbing
>I'm moving up higher, rubbing her thighs now
>she doesn't object
>I keep rubbing while we keep talking
>I'm rubbing her inner thighs, inches away from the puss
>no objection
>thisishappening.wav
>she sits up in front of me and asks for a back/neck massage
>we're basically spooning now
>no talking, only orgasm sounds
>"...that's it, I'm going in"
>I pull her hair to the side and kiss her on the neck
>she says no and gets up
>ohshitimsorryithoughtyouwantedthisimsosorryblahblahblah
>she says she likes me but she has a boyfriend and she's confused and she's sorry to upset me etc
>she is kinda upset and wants to talk
>my friend is still asleep right next to us
>she invites me to her place, next door
>we get up and go to her place

cont? is this interesting enough?

>>10853474
Well, if you end up fucking her, yes, but it looks like you're getting rejected as of now

>>10851389
lol that's a guy

>>10853498
Well, not exactly but you probably won't like it. I'll continue anyway.

>in her apartment
>we sit on the couch
>she's all emotional
>stuff bugging her and just wants someone to talk
>she tells me that she doesn't love her boyfriend anymore and doesn't know how to tell him
>she cheated on him once and felt awful afterwards and doesn't want to do it again
>I'm trying to calm her with hugs and sweet talk
>still trying subtly to get in her pants tho
>some boring stuff happen
>she reads me some of her poetry, awful stuff
>she even shows me pictures of her family and boyfriend
>dude is like a 4/10 wtf
>somehow we end up in her bedroom, don't remember how
>I offer another massage
>she lies belly down
>I lift her top and start rubbing her back
>she takes the top off completely
>thisisdefinitelyhappening.mp4
>I grab her breasts from behind
>she turns around
>perfect pink nipples
>I start sucking
>lots of making out and dry humping
>I try to put my hand in her panties
>she doesn't let me
>she only lets me rub her pussy over the clothes
>she also rubs my cock over the clothes
>this goes on for a while
>tit sucking, kissing, dry humping, over the clothes rubbing etc
>every now and then I try to put my hand in her panties but she always stops me
>morning comes and we stop
>we just lie down and spoon and talk some more
>I decide that this isn't happening and I'm sleepy as fuck so I get up to leave
>she follows me to the door
>one last hug and kiss
>she tells me to hug her tight
>she puts her legs around me and I lift her off the ground
>never been hugged like this :')
>I go out the door and never see her again


So yeah, this might be a little underwhelming and looking back I probably didn't handle it well. At some point she gave the "sometimes no means yes" speech which later lead me to realise that she probably had some rape fetish or something and I acted like a whiteknight fag and missed a huge opportunity. I'll never know. Anyway, I hope I didn't waste your time.

>>10853690
Fake as fuck.

>>10853690
>At some point she gave the "sometimes no means yes" speech which later lead me to realise that she probably had some rape fetish or something and I acted like a whiteknight fag and missed a huge opportunity.

You did the right thing. No cunt is worth a false rape allegation

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>>10853690
>>she reads me some of her poetry, awful stuff
>>she even shows me pictures of her family and boyfriend
>>dude is like a 4/10 wtf

>>10853241
no nigger fuck off

> Be me, 25
> Long story, but I end up having an affair with a married woman I met online
> Romantic as well as sexual
> Met up lots of times, did some stuff like fingering in a park, sex in my place
> One day she mentions in a text she's home from work
> I'm super horny so decide I'll risk a long lunch and go to her place
> The thought of fucking her in her home hot to me for some reason
> Get there, end up fucking her on her couch and on the floor of her living room
> Don't cum, don't think I have time
>Heading out the door, she gives me a look after my good bye kiss
> On her knees sucking my cock like her life depends on it
> Something about the urgency gets me there in about a minute
> I cum in her mouth, first time I've ever done it, first time she's ever let anyone
> Have to leave immediately to catch a bus, my cum dribbling down her chin

Our relationship lasted until I recently met my current girlfriend. We had plenty of other hot encounters, but that one stands out to me. I'm not sure why really. There was a special kind of energy to it.

>>10851911
i lol evretiem

>>10851898
>>10853681
She's a girl. Literally pregnant right now. I know that you'd probably prefer if she was a dude, but that's your business.

>>10854092
this guy knows whats up

>>10851389
>butterface gifs?

>>10851402

The fuck is this

>>10855373
der juden

>>10851911
if you are turned on by a dick you are gay lol

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>>10851389
why this bitch looking like a live-action miss piggy?

>>10851467
>instant denial
Kek

>Meet girl on WoW
>date for 6 months online
>Meet in NYC for the first time at age 16
>Her mother takes us around NYC in a car and decides to take us back to their place outside of NYC
>Get back to her place and immediately she takes me to see her room and then instantly pulls her yoga pants down and tells me she shaved for me
>awkwardly touch it not knowing what to do but she seems to be enjoying it
>hear her mother yell to her little sister to go see what were doing
>she knows
>Later that night father takes me back to hotel
>She comes with to talk to me while we go
>she starts getting frisky in the car
>puts a jacket over my lap and starts rubbing my cock
>I put my hand down her yoga pants rubbing and then fingering while she puts her head on my shoulder and pants a little
>see her father look back in the mirror
>he knows
>she stops me and looks to see what her father is doing. He's looking at the road and is busy
>she goes down on me
>heart is pumping like crazy
>nudge her to stop cause im nervous as fuck
>she just rubs the rest of the ride
>dont cum tho
>Dad pulls up to the hotel
>I go for the handshake and can tell he knows because he didn't even look at me
>she texts me and apologises for giving me blue balls and says tomorrow she'll release that all for me at my hotel

Needless to say those parents hated me.

>>10851389
One time I held hands with a girl for at least twenty minutes.. I only got a little sweaty.

>>10851400
"Wonna touch it?" That guy is a fucking god. Gets a girl to start holding his nuts by jacking off to her. Wish I was half as alpha.

>>10851400
Salsa?

>>10856844
next day please.

>be me 42 yrs old
>chat up 32 yrd old girl on OKC
>first date, great chemistry, cute face, thick ass n thighs
>1 month later, still dating & fucking, best oral I've ever gotten
>says he needs to tell me something
>uhoh.jpg
>explains she's a stripper on the side
>tell her that's hot, she gives private lap dance ending with incredible head
>week later, tells me she does cam work too
>hotter, jerk off while watching her cam live, then she comes and fucks me hard
>week after that, tells me she used to do porn
>hottest, fuck her while watching her scenes
>explains she wants to get back into the industry, asks for my help finding gigs
>turn into her manager, get paid to find guys to fuck her

It went downhill fast after that as we argued about money, but I regret nothing.

>>10856844
>Next day, her brother comes with her to NYC to go around the city with me.
>feeling horny as hell due to the day before
>she sends a picture of her panties in the morning
>She keeps teasing me whenever we go into stores groping me in aisles while im walking behind her.
>get to chinese restaurant and eat
>need to go to bathroom to take a leak and she decides to come with me
>we walk downstairs to the bathroom area and i immediately begin sliding my finger across her pussy under her skirt.
>we start kissing while i rub her pussy through her panties and and she rubs her ass on my crotch.
>hear the guy flush the toilet and start to exit. We rush to get into a normal non-awkward looking position where were not dry humping each other against a wall.
>wait till guy gets up the stairs
>Get into bathroom and tell her that we shouldn't be long so it's not awkward going back to her brother.
>i go for her panties right away pulling them down.
>bend her over then slide it in
>shes moaning and panting making cute sounds.
>Want to cum so bad but got used to my gorilla grip on my cock so need more friction to cum.
>decide to stop cause it was taking too long for me to cum (thought it would be in like 3 minutes)
>go back up to brother
>couldn't tell if he just didn't care or he really didn't know
>my cock is literally on blast mode ready to just explode if i took 2 minutes to myself.

I have like 20 different stories. that 1 week trip was wild

>>10856878
I came at this

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Idk if sexy but the best hookup of my life?

>close friends with girl
>she tells me I'm her best friend
>she's super hot, but doesn't seem to be interested in me
>probably because she had a boyfriend
>hang out a LOT
>one night she stayed at mine
>up until 4am just chatting about stuff
>talk about favorite positions in sex etc.
>she likes being dominated
>wake up in morning
>chat more
>I confess I think she's super hot
>she confesses that she wants me to kiss her
>start making out, slowly progress to fucking her.
>held her down and fucked her raw
>she isn't on birth control
>cum in her mouth
>she starts crying and leaves

Hottest memory I've got

>>10851389
looks like matty cranmer

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>>10856908
She's a hooker

i used to fuck neighbours wive almost everyday for a year

>be me, 25 and athletic body
>the wife was super hot brunette slim with big tits kinda dark skin, she was giving a gypsy vibe
>move in next door
>saw the dude first, he was ok, good looking and fit too, he was a security guard so he was absent a lot
>they had three kids all around 5-6-7 years old
>one day the door bell rings she wanted to help her open her door cause she forgot her keys
>i couldn't open the fucking door
>offer her to wait in my house till a locksmith comes
>she was going through some pictures i had on my wall
>lots of female friends in pictures
>''wow anon you have a lot of girlfriends''
>''its not like that, i actually don't have any luck with girls''
>true
>she starts telling me that i'm handsome and remind her her husband when he was young
>shit they were not that old wtf?
>she starts crying and saying that he doesnt give her attention any more and all he cares about is the kids and stuff
>awkward AF i was just looking her and not talking
>she suddenly hugs me
>tits pressing on my chest
>HARDONENABLE.exe
>she starts caressing my back
>i do too
>then all of a sudden she kisses me
>i kissed back
>we stayed there kissing for a long time
>groped her tits
>she rubbed my dick above my pants
>locksmith came and hit the bell

one day after that

>bell rings
>she wears a coat
>'Whats up?''
>she drops the coat in the middle of the hallway and she was just wearing her high hills and a thong
>grab her hand get her to my bedroom
>best fucking sex i ever had
>throat fucking
>anal
>swallowing
>deeply deposits
>light spanking cause she didn't want to have marks
>all these almost everyday for a year
>one day she came by pushed me on the sofa blow me, swallowed and left, we didn't even speak
>poor dude didn't even know....
>i will never forget the sex with this woman

>be me, 20 years old, 6 foot ottermode
> meet hot girl in my community college Spanish class
> 8/10 Mexican girl, 5 foot, tiny tits nice ass gorgeous face with a pixie cut
> we end up talking a lot, especially about music, she's got really good taste
> ask her out, she says no
> why not
> "well...I'm 30"
> oh shit
> she looks 25 at the oldest
> we still hang out a lot, the air still thick with sexual tension
> always sending me sexy/romantic songs, but rejects me irl
> flash forward 6 months
> we go to my coworkers party
> she drinks one beer
> gets horny
> I'm driving her home
> she puts on D'Angelo - Feel Like Making Love
> o fuck now's my chance
> "man this is total makeout music
> "oh did you wanna make out?"
> YES
> pull over, we go to the backseat of my car and make out with extreme passion
> tells me I'm a really good kisser
> more heavy petting, I slide one of her bra straps down her arm
> tell her "Hey you know my place is right around the corner"
> her: "I feel like if we went to your place we'd definitely fuck though"
> "it's up to you"
> thinks for a minute
> "ok"
Continued...

>>10851400
Sauce please

>>10857354
> go back to my place
> practically throw her on the bed
> making out heavy while undressing with our eyes closed
> her hand reaches my cock
> begin kissing her neck, feeling her tits
> she's moaning and grabbing my back
> I start sucking on her tits, playing with her nipples, every time I bite she lets out a gasp
> she leans in to kiss me
> whispers "I want your big cock in my mouth"
> my dick is diamonds at this point
> unzip dick, whip it out in front of her face
> 7.5 inches and thick as fuck
> she wraps her warm lips around it
> I could cum any second
> she keeps going further down the shaft with each pass
> deeper, deeper, eventually my whole cock is in her mouth
> I'm in disbelief, first time I've been deepthroated
> she keeps sucking
> I'm ready to bust
> cum down her throat
> she swallows it and ends with a "yum"
> I immediately tear off her panties and begin licking her pussy
> "I haven't shaved anon"
> like I give a fuck
> teasing her until I find her clit
> hot breaths on her labia, kissing the inside of her thighs
> start eating her out like it's my last meal
> "oh anon, anon" as I lift her ass up she grabs my hair
> continue working her clit relentlessly until my mouth is dry and my jaw is sore
> she's about to cum
> she lurches forward with a gasp, thighs still wrapped around my neck
> legs start vibrating, hips humping into my mouth
> "oh fuuuuck anon"
> as she's lying down collecting herself I start putting on a condom
> "we're not done yet" I say grinning like a motherfucker
> 6 months of sexual tension has lead up to this

>>10857476
> get above her and kiss her neck
> use my cock to rub her pussy, looking for an opening
> found it
> thrust in gently
> more gasps
> fuck her with just the head of my penis for a little, wait for it to open up
> say fuck it and push in deeper
> LOUD gasp
> "I'm only halfway in..."
> "fuck me deeper anon"
> fuck yes, with pleasure
> push my cock until I'm balls deep, she's super tight and wet
> fuck her like a madman, she tiny and light so I can move her around easy
> move from missionary to cowgirl, to reverse cowgirl, to doggy
>even fuck her against the wall with her legs in the air
> only had sex a few times in my life, didn't know I had it in me
> fuck her on a chair, her nails digging into my back
> she's letting out moans every second
> her pussy is so wet and tight I don't know why I haven't cum yet
> increase speed
> double intensity
> her moans are vibrating with my thrusts
> oh shit, here it comes
> push my cock deep inside and flex
> deepest I've ever been
> I cum and see her mouth is shape, eyes rolled back, moaning like a tiger in the summer
> finally exit her pussy
> she collapses on the bed
> "anon...that was amazing...I can't believe I waited this long"
> I'm all proud of myself and shit
> next day she texts me her pussy is sore and it hurts to walk
> we become regular fuckbuddies until shit starts to get too serious and the age gap becomes more obvious
> still the best sex I've ever had

Who is the girl in the post video

>room mate walks in on me naked about to get into shower (lock is broken)
>later texts remark about how he has seen better
>i go into his room high on cocaine and mdma and suck his dick and show him my erection
>mine is bigger
>he sucks
What a fucking faggot

>16 years old
>Added a girl on facebook
>Start chating, went to the cinema
>In the middle of it she starts to grab my dick
>Starts going down and sucking my dick
>I cum in the middle of the cinema with people near by

>>10851911
why does he keep zooming in his mouth?

>>10857335
damn I wish I could find someone like that, you're lucky

>>10857215
and? go on, what happened after?

>>10853117
>tfw when they come back

closest i've ever come to a 3 way

>be 20
>second year of uni, living in private flat with 2 girls
>lesbian couple
>first girl is super friendly and talkative, second is polite, but generally dismissive.
>both pretty hot, not super knockouts but definitely fuckable
>first girl invites me to hang out with them a lot, she'd cook dinner for all of us or we'd watch movies, nbd
>first girl always makes a big deal about never having been with a guy, but like literally 25 or so girls (apparently really in to "turning" straight girls, obviously sort of a slut)
>anyway, we're hanging out one night a few weeks before summer, when i'll be moving home
>drinking, smoking some weed
>first girl starts to talk about dicks for some reason, how she's never seen one up close
>says she'd like to see one get hard from soft, laughing
>i laugh along, but suddenly she's sitting closer to me.
>i see them share a look, second girl sort of pissed off, but first just smiles.
>get the feeling this is part of a larger conversation they've had.
>suddenly first girl is rubbing my thigh, asking if she can see my dick.
>to make it "fair", she takes her t-shirt off.
>really decent, at least b cup tits.
>i look over at second girl, expecting her to freak out, just sort of huffs and crosses her arms angrily.
>wtf??

cont.

>>10859034
yeah cmon

>>10851911
yeah but it aint gay tho

>>10859034

>sort of stunned, they always seemed like such a normal couple
>first girl (fg) starts grabbing my crotch
>finally come to my senses and start to pull my pants down.
>dick is mostly soft, thought i would die of shame.
>fg just grabs it in one hand and giggles.
>starts just talking about it, how it feels and shit
>i obviously start to get hard.
>out of nowhere she's making out with me
>pulls away and starts stroking my dick
>cant really tell if she's done it before, but its not rocket science
>again look at sg, she's staring me dead in the eyes, looking pretty mad, but hasn't said a word.
>continue making out with fg, rock hard at this point
>she straddles my leg, asks if i have a condom.
>almost freak the fuck out
>i have some upstairs in my room, tuck my dick away and pretty much sprint up to get them.
>calm myself down on the way back, don't want fuck things up.
>expect to walk back in to full blown fight, however fg is straddling second, making out pretty hard.
>notice me walk in, fgl pats the couch next to them
>as i sit down, she strips completely, much hotter body than i thought.
>she jumps on me again, kissing me.
>as we're making out, sg starts to strip.
>she's a little heavier than first girl, but much bigger tits.
>tempted to grab them, or kiss her
>meet her eye, immediately get the feeling we won't be having any contact tonight
>no problem, make out with fg
>they make out again as I'm putting the condom on

>>10859077
Moar!!

>first girl makes a big deal of sliding my dick in to her
>rubs it on her pussy first, grinding against it before slowly sinking on to it
>remains one of the hottest things a girls has ever done to me, and this from a lesbian lol
>she starts riding me, really getting in to it.
>not sure how much of it is for show, but she's talking about how hard it is, how good it feels, giggling
>keeps swapping between me and second girl, making out with both of us
>starts grinding really hard, digging her fingers in to my shoulders
>second girl starts pinching fg's nipples really hard, starts biting her shoulder too
>fg cums, again may have been playing it up but it seems to be pretty hard
>sort of slows down, giggling
>starts to climb off, says that was really good
>sort of awkwardly point out that i didn't finish yet
>she seems genuinly surpised by this, probably assumed all dudes are quick shots based on rumour
>i finally make a move and shift her on to her back
>just start fucking her hard
>second girl actually gets up and moves to other couch to give us space
>fucking and making out with first girl, watching second finger herself under her panties, big tits jiggling as she moves
>was too nervous to cum first time, now trying desperately not to finish
>finally feel that fg is close to cumming
>i bend down and bite her hard on the shoulder, pull her hair too for good measure
>we go off almost together, i'm just a bit behind her
>not sure if second girl came, but she's rubbing herself pretty hard
>pull away, me and fg are both laughing and panting
>quickly clean myself up while they get dressed
>first girl gives me a quick hug and one more kiss while they're leaving.
>second girl doesnt say much, but doesn't seem to be too pissed
>end of encounter

like i say, not really a threesome because i didn't so much as kiss the second girl.

they're still together btw, see them on facebook from time to time.

>>10851389
Ok but sauce ?

>>10851389
>Be me, 21 year old. lost my virginity a week before to some 6/10 chick. cute face average body.
>hanging out with unofficial gf i lost virginity to at her friends house. her friend is 8/10. Average face but nice tits and great body.
>Her friend is geeky and plays a LOT of video games. lives in her parents basement. find out they used to live together for a while when they were young teens.
>we drink beer and playing resident evil late into the night. Conversation turns to past boyfriends.
>Geek says "ive been with a lot of guys that say they have big dicks but turn out to be average."
>My unoffical gf tells her that i have a real big dick. and she start rubbing my dick through my jeans.
>Im thinking wtf its not that big. prob average at best
>geek looks me in the eyes and then at my gf rubbing my crotch. Shes getting hot.
>gf starts to unzip my pants.
>OMG is this happening
>im just standing there not believing but geek is down and gf tells her to come closer.
>Geek comes over and starts slowly rubbing my dick.
>Full blown diamond mode now. Shes just staring in disbelievement. "guess i do have a big dick"
>gf starts licking my dick
>geek joins in. take turns putting my dick in their mouths.
>tell them to slow down
>gf tells geek to get on the bed.
>while geeks taking off her jeans in bed gf whispers to me about not fucking her or something but im not really listening because hotness is getting naked.
>Reassure her that this wont effect our relationship and we both move to the bed.
>I immediately go down on geek. eating her pussy out. gf starts making out with her.
>shes making a lot of noise. moaning into my gfs mouth.
>she ends up stopping me. she came twice in what felt like 10 minutes. she curls up and is shaking, her pussy facing me.
>Tell me gf im going to fuck geek since shes just about had enough and then itll just be me and gf, and ill take care of her.
>She fucking agrees! no fuss about it.
cont.

>>10859362
>roll geek onto her stomach with her knees under her.
>Slide my dick in. Shes moaning again. I dont even remember what gf was doing at this point.
>fuck her till im about to cum. Pull out and shoot it all down her back and ass.
>gf is laughing about it. rubs it around on geeks back and between her butt cheeks. fucking hot.
>geek tells her to stop and gf pushes her over on her side. pretty sure she just passed out after that.
>Move to the floor. Gf is making out with me and asking if i still like her. worried im gonna leave her for her friend. Reassure her and tell her to suck my cock.
>Shes eager to please right now so she goes all out. Cleaning geeks juices off my dick. trying to deepthroat. When i get hard enough again i fuck her and finger her till we both cum. After we are spooning on the couch and shes still worried i might leave her.
I ended up staying with gf for a long time but broke up recently. been good friends with geek girl but never fucked again, even though she has dropped hints sometimes.
She has this weird habit of getting chubby when ever a MMO or something comes out. But she loses the weight quickly after. prob some kind of disorder. She was a huge druggy before i met her. Quit cold turkey when she died and was brought back to life.

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Not that sexy but idc, at least I didn't post the long version

>sexiest
>no gay

pick one

I've got a story. This girl and I were friends throughout highschool. We had feelings for each other but she was terrified of us dating for some reason. I even took her virginity at some point. Here's the night we finally fucked.

>halloween 2014
>background: I'm 23, slightly athletic, 5'7, 7 inch dick
>this girl is 8.5/10, my height, curvy, hourglass, great tits, great ass, naturally struts when she walks.
>We hang out occasionally but the sexual tension is so thick around us that other people can taste it.
>halloween 2014, she calls me up, shes with her thicc latina friend 7/10 but bigger tits.
>they're bored. asking if I know any events happening tonight.
>conversation ensues, we end up going to the beach for this huge halloween event.
>event is a nightmare, all bars have a 20$ minimum for cards, too many people, shoulder to shoulder
>decide to leave and go to another part of town
>just as packed
>end up at some shitty dive bar in a familiar part of town
>proceed to get hammered.
>conversation turns to sex
>girls talk about a mutual friend who tells them he wants a threesome with both of them
>says they wouldnt because hes not hot enough
>as the night goes on, the latina friend starts chatting more with the bar tender and my friend and I start getting more intimate and sexual
>gets to the point where we're too drunk to drive.
>her friend drives us home
>girl stays with me because I have a spare bedroom and her friend lives in a tiny apartment with her parents
>no biggie, shes stayed over before
>as soon as we're in my room she jumps on my bed and says she wants to watch a movie
>say we should go to sleep
>shes says "fine but I'm sleeping here tonight."
>ok I guess I'll get the spare bedroom then
>she says "no I want you to sleep here with me."
>I start to see where this is heading.
cont?

>>10859893
ye boi

>>10851389
I got laid once, and that's pretty much it

>>10859893

>we're in bed, clothed shes wrapped around me
>drunk talking in the dark
>eventually she starts talking about how well I treat her and tries to kiss me
>tell her this is a bad idea because she would always reject my advances
>says she doesn't care and keeps trying to kiss me
>eventually give in
>full blown drunken makeout session
>she starts to take my shirt off and says "anon I want you to fuck me."
>pull her dress over her head and toss that shit on the floor
>continue making out naked
>start making my way down to her vag
>she stops me, says she just wants to fuck
>finger her, shes already soaking wet
>drunk so my dick is maybe at 50%
>start teasing her by rubbing it on her pussy
>shes already moaning and throwing her head back
>dive in and start drunkenly pounding her
>no conversation
>just heavy breathing and moaning

>this many alpha dude sex freaks on /gif/
I don't like fiction lads

>>10851389
> Be me.
> Study in university live in a studio.
> A girl I know gets kicked out of the apartment because her roommate is some islamic guy who turned out to have crush on her and wants to marry her.
> I allow her to move in for a couple of weeks.
> There is only an sofa that turns into a double bed.
> We sleep on this bed for a couple of days and nothing happens.
> She wears those booty shorts and a shirt without a bra. Small tits though.
> I start flirting with her.
> She tells me that she had too many men that just used her, so she does not want to have sex until marriage.
> whatever
> one evening we go to bed and she is topless.
> I am like whatever I am done with your shit.
> She starts touching my chest.

>>10859950

>turns out shes a lot more flexible that originally anticipated
>bend her ankles behind her head and continue pounding her
>she starts clawing at me and screaming as she came
>cover her mouth because family is home
>keep going, switching positions
>missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl
>get to doggy style and she says "god anon you have an amazing dick" even though im drunk and have a slight case of whiskey dick
>keep fucking
>at this point shes 5 orgasms deep
>we start to get dehydrated from the sweat
>i still havent cum yet
>decide to move to the shower
>in shower, pick her up and press her against the wall under the shower head, still making out, still pounding away
>shes having a hard time staying quiet
>her legs start shaking from her next orgasm and I almost drop her
>we laugh but keep going
>after we finished showering we fucked against the bathroom sink
>push her face against the mirror and grab a fistfull of hair
>says shes getting close again
>bit down on her shoulder and neck area
>sends her over the edge and pushes me off

>>10859977
> (cont)
> I am like: "you want some fuck?" I take of my pants and starts rubbing with her, but she is not letting me in.
> I am like whatever. Put pants back on and go to sleep.
> Fast forward couple of days.
> We lie in a bed, she touches my chest and arms.
> Stars touching my dick very lightly with one finger.
> I am like: "If you continue playing with me, I am gonna tie you up and fuck you in every hole."
> She is like "oh noes" and turns away.
> Fast forward half an hour. I am half asleep. I feel like she touches my dick with one finger.

>>10859990
>(cont)
> I say nothing.
> Get off the bed, turn lights on.
> Take off my pants. Find and put a condom.
> Take the lube bottle put like a gallon of lube on a dick.
> Walk towards her.
> She stands on a bed and like "What are you doing?"
> I say nothing.
> She tries to run away in a different end of the studio. I catch her with one arm.
> Bring her to bed. She punches me not very hard.
> I turn her over. Take her booty shorts off. No panties.
> Take two belts and tie each of the arms to her ankles.
> Starts pushing it slowly in her asshole. Covering her mouth with my hand.
> She jumps like hell.

>>10860004
If it's true then it sounds like rape, bro. Please continue.

>>10860004
>(cont)
> I fuck her asshole a lot.
> Half an hour of ass pounding.
> Change the angles. Apply more lube.
> She has a gap of a golf ball size.
> Her saliva is all over my hand.
> Her face is red.
> Neighbors are across the wall, no noise isolation. She does not scream for help just cries and moans a lot.
> I change the condom. (Remember kids to always change the condoms during the lane change!)
> Turn her over.
> Start punding her pussy in missionary.
> Cover her mouth with my mouth in one long french kiss.
> She screams a bit in my mouth. Saliva is all over her face.
> She is all twitching and makes those smell-less farts cause she is gapping.
> She is all loose down there. But i apply a lot of lube anyway.
> I feel like her vagina starts contracting in spasm. she comes.

>>10859978

>says in between panting that shes never been bitten before and it felt amazing
>grab her and lift up onto the sink and start making out and biting/kissing her neck and chest
>she starts trying to do the same to me but my heads in the way
>carry her to the living room
>we're both still wet and naked
>close the big double doors that pretty much insulate any sound from the rest of the house
>keep fucking on the couch
>more doggy so I can keep yanking her hair and biting her back and shoulders
>still havent cum
>shes 8-9 orgasms deep
>says shes getting close again
>pull out and start teasing her because I'm trying to deny her this orgasm
>starts begging for my dick
>continue teasing her
>make her go down on me and she does
>still not close to cumming
>eventually dive back in
>whiskey dick is gone so full diamonds
>she gasps and says I feel bigger now
>duh
>since we're in the living room shes moaning louder now
>finally start to get close to cumming
>going slower but still pounding her
>she orgasms more leg shaking but this time I keep going because I'm getting close
>shes trying to push me off but I hold her down
>finally bout to bust
>pull out and shoot the biggest load I have ever bust
>literally drenched her back and ass
>both panting
>both sweating
>both tired
>we clean up and go back to my room and pass out for a few hours
>wake up and take her home
>we're both sober so I ask her if this changes things (I've always liked her but shes terrified of dating me
>she says it does, but she doesn't regret it
>she kisses me get out of my car and into hers and goes home.

She came over a few more times and we had more crazy wild sex but about 3 weeks later she disappeared to the Navy after telling me "I only slept with you so you could get over me"

We haven't spoken since then, but she is still the best sex I have ever had by far.

>>10860029
>(cont)
> We had many good stories while she stayed at my place.
> When I became bored I just through her out.

>>10858602
Yeah, don't leave us hanging.

>>10860036
>I only slept with you so you could get over me
This is actually generous.

>>10851911

Imagine being his neighbor listening in on that

>>10851911
This guy speaks nothing but the TRUTH

>>10851400
source me

>>10851389
>Be me
>Femanon
>Still friends with Ex
>He's married now
>Friends with his wife
>Wife doesn't know we hook up on the dl so I can blow him on the regular
>Start spending more time with his wife
>Getting more friendly with her when she doesn't know I suck her husbands dick gets me off hard
>Start getting real close with her
>Weird close
>Get drunk one night while he's out fucking someone else behind her back
>'Anon, you're pretty fucking hot, you know that?'
>Make out
>Eat her out
>I start tapping her on the regular behind his back

Fast forward a few months

>She is a dirty SOB
>Puts me to shame
>She knows what a slut I am, starts telling me to come over with a mouthful of jizz before we hook up
>I blow her husband before I eat her out
>Neither knows
>She gets pregnant
>Turns out hubby hasn't been fucking her in a while
>She admits she cheated
>Doesn't name drop me
>Decides to keep the kid
>mfw she's pregnant with his kid and neither realise it's theirs

>>10851389
I feel like this girl is like the gold/white black/blue dress thing.

Some people seem to be seeing a beautiful girl here somehow

>>10860338
>shit that never happened

>>10860388
I don't know enough about biology to know if a woman could get pregnant from a mouthful of cum spat into her slit, and I'm pretty sure that she's been sleeping around without telling me but:

>fuck you
>my life
>I get off harder thinking I got her pregnant with her husbands cum anyway

>>10860338
Wow, from the. Sounds of both of them, you should tell them, might become something epic...

>>10860228
>>10857378
>>10856945
Best I could do;
xvideos /video25422711/black_milf_watches_me_flash_cock_www.tsimpoukiakaigamisia.co

>>10851389
She would be decent if she didn't do shitty porn lmao

>>10855373
jewish propaganda

>>10860422
I've thought about it, and if they both ever came to me for a threesome I'd totally be down with it, but there's no way I'm going to pop the bubble. They're both super volatile people when it comes to their relationship, and finding out they've both been cheating on each other will probably result in murder, no jokes.

the last time I drank tequila.
>be me, 20 partying at my house
>"tequila night"
>gf brings her dealer over cause everyone wants to buy some bud
>he also brought coke
>I've never done coke before and neither have any of us there, and we're all pretty thoroughly sauced at this point so fuck it why not
>about an hour passes
>everybody leaves except for gf, roomate & his gf, and another couple who were friends with
>we end up in my friends room with dim lights
>everyone starts making out with their s/o
>we had always talked about having an orgy but never had a good time
>next thing I know we're all naked
>holyfuckitshappening.exe
>roommates gf 8/10 5'2 Mexican chick, friends gf is 9/10 white girl with tattoos,pierced nipples.
>roommates gf starts blowing me for like 2 seconds then decides she just wants me to fuck her
>mounts me and rides me while friend is fucking my gf
>tattoos and piercings girl starts to suck me off
>diamonds
>best head of my life, almost came
>each guy gets a turn with all 3 girls sucking them off at the same time
>you've all seen an orgy porn, this goes on for a while and everyone came on someone else's gf
>months pass and everyone is still together but we have a falling out with roomate and his gf (even though me and my gf had 4 ways with them regularly for about 3 months after that)
>no group sex for months
>cut to present day (almost a year after the orgy) and friend and his gf want to fuck me and my gf again

>be me at 17, last year of high school.
>Alway looking at the Huge cameltoe of My Spanish teacher.
>I wasn't the only one though(the thing was enormous).
>until 1 day she tried to go through a tiny space between the wall and my shoulder.
>Rubbing her pussy on my shoulder.
>while I look up at her with a face of "wtf! Is this really happening?!"
>she looked at me like saying "it's ok, don't worry"
>went through and keep the class like nothing.
>I thought it was an accident.
>couple day later for some reason I was at the faculty office.
>Me, another teacher (kinda apart from us) and her.
>she did it something similar while bending over to grab something.
>looked at her again, she looked at me.
>and this time I said to her in a joking
Tone: "if you keep doing it, I'll end up with an erection:
>she said: "it's not a problem, I can handle that"
>got an instant erection from those words
>she noticed and grabbed my pack while looking around, making sure nobody is watching.
>there we were, grabbing each other genitals
>until she says: u know where I live, come after class and I'll help u with your Spanish
>the only thing I thought about for the next 3 hrs
>the time came, went to her house
>scare as shit cause she had a husband
Went to her room, where she grabbed my dick and started sucking it
>after 3 mins of my dick in her throat, I came, she swallowed...
>my dick still hard as rock
>she stripped while I jerk off
>then pushed me to the bed, where she slowly climbed to me
>grabbed my dick and put it in her pussy
>noticed she was really wet, almost leaking
>for the next 8 to 15 mins she ride me like a porn star
>then switch to missionary
>I thrusted her for the next 5 mins until I came in her pussy.
>Next days we look at each other in the classroom trying to avoid it
>until we did it a 2nd and a 3rd time
>graduated and she told me her husban was suspecting something
>moved to another city, never saw her again.

FIN.

>be 20 staying at my mom's for the night for Thanksgiving
>Mostly family but there's a couple girls that are daughter's of my mom's friends
>Everybody gets drunk and the parents go to a hotel for the night leaving their daughters to stay at my mom's in the guest bedroom
>So my mom and her boyfriend are passed out at this point but I'm still getting the two girls drunk
Blonde and brunette btw
>So we're all sitting on the back porch smoking when the brunette says
>"Hey anon, we'll make out with you if you let us put makeup on you"
>First thought is uhh hell no
>They go inside and leave me to my thoughts
>Sitting there thinking bout it finally I'm like fuck it, put out my cigarette and go upstairs
>"Ok fine but it has to look metal no girly shit"
>So bout an hour later they finally finish, were trying to put fake lashes on me but I guess I kept blinking to much and they were pretty hammered
>Begin making out with both of them while they occasionally stop to make out with each other
>That progress es to them sucking my dick where I casually fuck the brunette's throat while the blonde is laying next to her
>The brunette after fucking her mouth for a good 10 minutes goes to the toilet to puke where she passes out with her face lying on the seat
>So finish on the blondes face and she wants me to join her in the shower which I do
>After we get out we help the brunette to bed and she soon follows
>Bout 2 o clock in the morning at this point and can't go to sleep so I go outside to smoke and realize I'm out of cigarettes
>So I walk to the 7/11 around the corner
>Go in buy a pack of Marlboro blacks and wonder why the cashier's not making any eye contact and doesn't even card me
>On the way back my eyes start burning really bad like wtf
>As soon as I get to the house I go to the bathroom where I then realized
>I just walked in to 7/11 looking like the fucking crow to buy a pack of Marlboro blacks on Thanksgiving night
FML
The end

>>10851389
https://www.xvideos.com/video24645835/crystina_rebecca_rossi_5

>>10851911
https://www.xvideos.com/video27489553/crystina_rossi_sucked_and_footjob

>>10859408
Ex-junkies re always down for some freaky shit fyi

>>10860036
>"I only slept with you so you could get over me"
That's a good friend anon

>>10860807
Didn't want to go into details cus I'm typing on phone and it's really slow
>They were both about 5ft, I'm 6ft
>The blonde was a lil chubby but not fat and the brunette was super petite/skinny with decent tits no ass
>When the brunette went to puke she told the blonde
>"If he cums in your mouth just swallow, think of it like milk it makes it easier"
The next morning the brunette was super pissed we hopped in the shower together while she was passed out on the toilet and got into this huge argument with the blonde and in front of everybody, mom, family members and all she said
>" Me and ---- fucked anon last night!"
Mom's boyfriend gives me a fist bump and a pat on the back mom's kinda pissed I fucked her friend's daughters but doesn't really care too much
Naturally the parents and their slutty daughters never came over for Thanksgiving again
Still think about that threesome when I have to jack off without any porn or the help of the internet

>>10860405
>my life
>shares story that is obviously fake

>>10860440
i agree, her baby daddy got big muscles, small thicc dick too but she fucks so bland
waited on a porn video from her for ages and when it finally came it was shit

>>10860440
>>10861135
That bitch did porn?

>>10851911
idk this was a ylyl thread. my sides are destroyed

>>10851389
how the fuck can you be simultaneously good looking and ugly?

>>10859968
kek

>>10857476
>> like I give a fuck

>grinning like a motherfucker

My man!

>>10857082
name of her?

>>10851569
>>10852451
I felt the exact same way. The situation isn't realistic. lol

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>>10857506
I wasn't ready for this

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(not a great writer) I was working at a truck stop for a while when this chick pulled up and asked if she could sleep in the dining area, its 2am and I really don't care, just counting cigarettes and waiting for my b
reak. She goes to sleep and I go about my duties, cleaning shit and sneaking smoke breaks in. About and hour goes by and she wakes up and buys some coffee, I just give it to her free since I get free drinks and I haven't taken one for the night yet and we start talking, she was moving to cali and had just packed up all her shit in her car and left, she asks if we have showers in the back and I said yeah, I was just about to go back there and clean them anyway so I decided to show her the way back (its a large place and I got lost a few times myself) so I head back there and open up a room for her, its gets bizarre after that, she doesn't close the door and starts undressing and so I go to shut it and she just looks back at me and smiles, tits out. I'm fairly young at the time so I sperg and shut the door. But I've got a good feeling about it so I don't just run back to the front, I just continue to clean the showers and I hear her jump in about 15 mins later she asks if there is any shampoo, by opening the door and standing there completely naked, so I bring some travel size ones from our supply closet and hand her some.. At this point shes just standing there and I kinda stutter out 'I have half a mind just to jump in there with you' - 'well you should' my mind blanks and I just walked in and started stripped, shes rubbing on my back and I'm already hard as fuck so she reaches around and starts giving me a handy, which transitioned into a blow job, after that she bends over the tiled sink and I just started fucking her with the thought in back of my head 'im so fucked I left the front completely unmanned, and I'm going to catch an STD from this homeless chick' so I'm just going to town for a while and when I'm about to blow.. continue?

>>10861377
just greentext, our attention spans are shit

>>10861391
I'll try

>>10861377

go on

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>>10857181
>Want to cum so bad but got used to my gorilla grip on my cock
KEEEEK

>>10857082
what pornstar?

>>10857354
> "it's up to you"
> thinks for a minute
> "ok"

Are you disabled? Serious question?

>>10851389
"No gay shit or trap shit or trans shit"

Posts obvious man

>>10857483
how the fuck do you remember all of those details anon
good shit, she did a good job... for a mexican

>be me 16 back in 2005
>barbecue with best friend in a field with random people, lot of punk, metalheads and shit
>at some point me and best friend are chilling in a group of like 10 people
>turn head to check something behind me
>turn back head and see my best friend laid down, one of the goth girl riding his dick
>wtf
>everyone seems ok with it
>my best friend is dropping cigarettes everywhere from the fuck shaking
>steal them
>5 minutes later i feel a huge fucking pain in my back
>turn around
>see one of the goth girl's friend biting my back as hard as she can
>WTF
>quickly stand up
>run back to my house
>still pretty drunk
>wake up in the morning to the sound of my mom violently knocking my door
>"yeah i'm awake"
>"the power is out, do you have anything do to with it ?
>"what ? no"
>sit on my bed
>blood everywhere
>puke everywhere, dripping down on the power line
>full box of defrosted icecream under the blanket
>i'm never gonna drink again

>>10861416
>I about to blow and thought my pullout game was strong
>she pushes against me and I can't resist
>I dump a weeks worth of built up cum and frustration into her
>I keep pounding for another 5 minutes and I finally give in to exhaustion
>she kinda kneels down in front of the sink and turns around
>I look down and my clothes are fucking soaked
>shower had over flowed and I'm pissed
>while I'm wringing my shit out she starts getting dressed
>fuck this is awkward
>'uh if you want you can crash at my place for a bit'
>WTF did I just say
>"oh, if you don't mind I am kinda tired of driving"
>I'm putting on my soaked as fuck clothes and run to the front
>no one is in the store and I forgot I locked the front door
>hell yeah, got away with it
>go to unlock the door and theres a fuck ton of people outside
>FUCKING BUS
>bunch of fucking chinese niggers
>run back to the desk and get a sign that said 'closed'
>didn't want to deal with it
>all this time this chick is getting into the food and not paying
>uh oh losing control of the situation and having massive post sex regret
>tell her to wait in her car my shift is over soon
>about an hour later other guy shows up and I blatantly lie about a system update so I closed up
>walk out to my car and she follows me back to my place
>immediate after getting back in we fuck again, she rides me like I'm going out of business
>fuck until we're both sleepy
>shit shit shit I'm falling in love its a lie, its all a lie
>wake up and shes gone
>PANIC
>nothing is stolen
>never. even. got. her. name.
>feeling heart broken and lonely
>its been 6 years and I still miss her

>>10852104
Don't ask questions you already know the answer to man

>>10853834
Why would he fake a story where he doesn't even get any fucking pussy? If it was fake he'd have plowed her ass like a Serbian farm and sh'd have been dressed as Leia Organa or some shit. This was the most believable story yet cause even the author was disappointed by it.

I fucked a lot of chicks at parties, but when someone opens the door every girl freaks out and stops everything. Except this one...

>b me, 21
>at friends houseparty, best of my life
>at midnight my female friend (R) arrives with a random chick (B)
>older then me, 24
>R wanted to B to meet me, idk why
>i talked with B, saw her lusty smile
>DIAMOND COCK MODE ENGAGED
>she said i'm too young for her
>drinked more, she changed her opinion
>we started making out in the kitchen, she grabbed my cock
>out of nowhere she said "come"
>went to a room
>iknowwhatcome.jpg
>she literally ripped my pants off
>started sucking my hard cock like a real slut
>my friend walks in, lolsorryshitmybad.mov, walks out, leaves door open
>want to close, she said: "dont bother.. they already now what we are doing.."
>keeps sucking my cock with more lust!
>i need to fuck her!!!
>spin her and started fucking her like a manic standing from back
>other came in: "shit. they really fucking!"
>they started to watch and filming it
>B gets more and more slutty, and that turn me on more!!
>fucking her like a jackhammer
>came in her deep
>she stands still for some seconds, then pops off my cock, and starts sucking
>friends still watching/filming

It was my best night ever! Some of my friends still remember to it, and saying: "You were the boss there, bruh!" I've got the videos, and I promised the girl that I don't upload anywhere.. Still someone did, so: Get luck, and find it if you want to see it..

>>10851569
nevermind the bollocks, that's a cool story

>>10862793
what is grammar and how do you english
>bullshit

>>10851389
worst face ive ever seen

>>10851389
>be 20
>be hanging out with my gay uncle in London.
>his birthday, his friends, meal in swank restaurant
>south african honey|possible fag-hag, 29/32 ish, her voice is like honey in my hears with that accent.
>make small talk with the group, chit chat and some more small talk with miss akrikaans.
>say brb I need to use the toilet, kind of bluntly
>she takes that as a hint to come join me in the toilet for a fuck.
>I oblige, figuring if this girl is gonna bang after just meeting me then she's prolly a bit of slut who can take it hard. So I fucked the shit out of her, flipped her round and get 3 pumps in her ass before I came, and had a rusty dick.
>I clean myself up and rejoin the table. Everyone knows we fucked but doesn't say shit including my uncles friend who looks green with envy.

still, was cash.

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>Be me
>16
>Been flirting all year with qt (pic related) in my AP English class
>She comes up to me one day and asks if I want to hang out with her at her house and help her on our essay
>Say yes and then she goes back to her friends and they giggle and glance back at me
>Drive to her house and bring my acoustic guitar
>Greeted at the door by her mom, who smiles and says she's in her room
>Go into her room and she's laying on her stomach on the bed
>looks up and gives me a smile like pic related but with teeth
>Says "I didn't know you could play guitar"
>She had already been writing so she wants to take a break
>Asks me to play her a song
>Shut door
>Start strumming and singing "Wonderwall"
>She stares at me with wide eyes the whole time
>When I finish she takes her shirt and bra off and just kind of pokes her titties in my face
>Medium size B Cups
>I start caressing them and sucking on the nipples
>She kind of moans and gets closer
>We start making out and she rubs my abs under my shirt and smiles
>We lay down together on the bed and she takes her booty shorts and panties off
>I ask "What about your mom?"
She says she already told her mom she was going to be having a boy over and understood
>Start massaging her ass, which is pretty large
>Making our more heavily and I get on top of her
Cont?

>>10856945
>Anonymous
http://xvideos.sexcache.net/profiles/spyros1974

>>10855373
Indoctrination

>>10863747
>bitch needs "help" with essay
>friend all giggle
>hurr durr betta bring muh gitar
>wonderwall

This better end with you sucking her dick faggot

>>10851911
garebareonline on instagram, he posts shit like this all the time

>>10851400
"I don't need yo dick, my man got 2 jobs!"

i have two, pretty recent because i had a recent breakup and started dating again

>on Tinder, match with some girl who's only in my city for the night
>i ask what she's up to, she says getting drinks with her friends
>i have no plans for the night, say fuck it, take a few shots at my apartment and take an uber down to the bar she's at
>get there and she's super fucking hot, really t h i c c, nice tits, can see her nipple piercings through her crop top, tattooed all over, has my ideal look (pale brunette with blue eyes), and to top it off she's wearing heels and her toenails are painted dark red
>i say hi and give her a hug, she introduces me to her friends
>turns out she's a republican and all of her friends are trump supporters, including her one gay muslim friend
>i'm sjw commie trash
>hang out with her and her friends, we met up really late so the bar closes
>we walk around the city for a bit, at one point she gives me a fucking rose out of nowhere and tells me to not ask questions around where she got it
>throughout the night i've been getting kind of close and touching her and flirting with her but haven't progressed
>4AM hits and they're like "We have to go back to our hotel because we leave tomorrow"
>nobody objects to me getting in with them
>she sits on my lap, her friends are asleep in the cab and she starts grinding against me
>i tease her nipples and grope her
>we get to the hotel, there's a small wet spot near where she was sitting because she was getting turned on
>their hotel room is not private, it's 2 beds side by side
>her 3 friends take the one bed, her and I take the other
>i sleep a little further away because i'm not super comfortable with public stuff
>she gets closer and cuddles up to me
>starts running her nails across my chest and whispers in my ear to take my shirt off
>pinches my nipples, bites my ear, and puts her hand around my neck, starts teasing my cock

cont...

>>10864560

cock
>i grab her hand and pull it away and pin it down, move on top of her as quietly as i can (it was dark but the beds were right near each other)
>start fingering her and choking her
>she's going nuts
>i whisper in her ear and tell her how hard it must be to keep quiet
>put a hand over her mouth
>ask "isn't it?"
>she quietly moans "mmhmm"
>make her cum, wetness all over my fingers
>she grabs my hand and brings it up to her mouth and sucks my fingers clean
>i lean over the bed and grab the condom i brought up with me and put it on
>spread her legs and start fucking her
>when i get close i tell her i don't want to cum inside a condom and i want to cum in her or on her and I pull out
>she grabs my cock, takes the condom off, and finishes me off all over her chest
>rubs it all over herself, licks her fingers
>we snuggle and fall asleep

she drove me back to my apartment across the city the next day, bought me breakfast, and we listened to American Football it was pretty gud

>>10864571

second one

>match on Tinder again
>she has the biggest tits I've ever seen, profile mentions a recent breakup
>she comes over and is wearing a floral romper that's super short and tight and i can see her ass and nipples
>we drink some wine and talk about communism (she's also sjw commie trash like me)
>i put on netflix, we watch something by i think hannibal buress, start cuddling close to each other
>because she's mentioned she just got out of a breakup where the guy didn't respect her limits, i've been very slow with her, have asked her if she's comfortable with me sitting closer and kissing her, etc. (this is relevant to later)
>we start making out more after i ask if she's okay being treated a little rough by me
>she tells me yes and that she really wants to be treated rough but her last partner never asked her and it made her feel violated when he did it
>tells me i can call her a filthy little whore
>go to my bedroom
>i pull her clothes off, biggest tits i've ever seen, she's fucking stacked
>start fingering her hard, she's super into it
>i tell her she's not allowed to cum until i give her permission
>grab her by the hair and pull her off the bed, throw a pillow down so she can kneel on it (i have hardwood floors)
>she starts sucking my cock
>i finish in her mouth
>pull her back on the bed and finger her more
>tell her to beg me to cum
>she begs
>i tell her to cum
>she squirts and leaves a pretty big wet spot on my bed
>we chat more and finish the wine and she goes home
>probs seeing her again this coming week

>>10860601
>FIN
At least you learned your spanish

>>10863747
>Take my shirt off and work my way down to her pussy
>Start eating it
>She's moaning now and says "More"
>Start licking around her clit while still caressing her titties
>I stop and pull her towards me placing her legs on my shoulders
>Ask if she has any condoms
>She says no but asks me to just pull out
>Start fucking
>She's really wet
>Missionary for about ten minutes, both covered in sweat
>Switch to doggy style and by now it sounds like I'm stirring macaroni and cheese really loudly while jumping on the bed
>She's moaning really loudly and saying things like "Pound my pussy" and "You're so thick" (I'm six inches in girth)
>This gets me off so I go caveman mode
>Start pulling her hair and slapping that ass while pounding a million miles an hour
>"OH FUCK ANON"
>Her legs start trembling and all of a sudden she pulls off me
>Lays there shuttering and moaning
>She recovers and gets on her knees and starts blowing me
>Licks around the tip and gives a few sucks before smiling and looking up
>"Tastes like coochie"
>Giggles
>Fuck.jpg
>She blows me for a few minutes before I blow my load all over her face with her tongue out
>She puts on some clothes and goes to the bathroom to clean up
>Comes back and she tells me it was the best dick she's gotten in a while
>Make out with her for a while and leave
Best pussy I ever got in high school and we hooked up a few more times for the next month before she got a bf

>>10856908
>this alpha
he looks impotent as fuck jackin his flaccid shit, this is probably the only thing that works for him.

>>10857506
decent kek

>>10859202
You swapped spit with fg, you technically kissed sg
It counts.

>>10860960
>Mom's boyfriend gives me a fist bump
Bro material

>>10861484
Free sex and no stds.
You won anon.

>>10851389
> Be me, living with a younger couple
> Guy is a loser, girl is 13/10, knew girl for years.
> Fwd 2 years, they've been fighting
> Guy works early, goes to bed, sleeps like a log
> Working in garage, girl finds me.
> pleasefuckmeeyes.jpg
> Start making out in garage, hand under her skirt, monsoon season
> drops to knees, takes my dick out, best bj ever had
> gonnablow.jpg
> stand girl up, put her against wall, lift her legs up, slide it in
> FUCKINGAMAZING
> She pushes me away, cock flops out
> wtf?
> "He's going to hear us"
> Grabs wrist and leads me to basement entertainment room. Shuts door.
> Throw her on pool table. Eat that pussy.
> Cums right away. She grins wide.
> Still on table, hike up her skirt, slide it in.
> STILLFUCKINGAMAZING
> Lift her shirt up. Suck on her F-cup titties.
> Starts telling me how long she wanted this.
> Gonnablow
> "I just came buckets in your pussy."
> "Good," she says.
> Me, post orgasm, disoriented.
> "No fair."
> Leads me to huge bean bag chair. Takes off skirt. Cum leaking from gorgeous pussy. DIAMONDS.
> Sits on my cock. Takes off shirt and bra.
> HOLYSHIT rides dick like a fucking banshee. Moaning like crazy.

>>10865117
> "You're going to wake him up."
> "I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!!" She cums hard.
> Asks "did you cum again, anon?"
> "No."
> Frowns. Starts riding me again. Hard. Harder. She's into it again.
> Tells me how many times she's fingered herself thinking about this.
> Gonnablow.jpg
> "Please not yet," she says. Starts shifting her weight, grinding her clit on me.
> She starts to orgasm, eyes closed almost crying.
> "Cumming in you,"
> Whimpers, "yes, yes, yes, I need it."
> Creampie that pussy second time.
> She still cumming. stops shaking, rolls off of me onto bean bag chair. She falls asleep. Lay there next to her.
> Proudofmyself.jpg
> Wake her up at 3 AM. "Your BF getting up soon."
> Roll back on top of me, straddles me, slips my dick in her. leans down, "this", she gives a couple thrusts, "is yours if you want it." Gives me a peck on the cheek.
> She goes takes a shower, goes to bed next to her BF.
> I go to bed too.

>>10865120
> Her BF goes to work 6 AM.
> 6:10 AM, she comes up stair into my room, in bathrobe, climbs on top of me.
> She says so embarrassed, never not used a condom before. Don't think i'm horrible. Knew you'd be safe.
> "Derp."
> Assume spoons position. She wants to sleep. Must be tired.
> What's this? Grinding her ass on my dick.
> "Just a little more please," she giggles.
> Gee, if I have to.
> Slide it in. JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST AMAZING
> Drop a huge load in her.
> She's half asleep.
> "Um, you okay?"
> "Yeah, just wanted you inside me, anon."
> Both take a short nap..
> Later that day, I go take care of business out of town.
>Come back late, is dark. BF's car in garage, but he's not home. Girl super awkward. Won't look at me. Looks grumpy as shit.
> wtf?
> "Broke up with him. Big fight. He's such an asshole. He left with buddies to drink, won't be coming back for a while. He moving out."
> k?
> "Don't want to go too fast."
> Think too late for that.
> Long conversation. Had crush on me 2 years. BF suspected whole time. Insanely jealous. No one fucking told me.
> "Anon, I'm horny all the time."
> YESfist.jpg
> "Oh, like i said, we always used condoms. I'm not on birth control."

2 weeks later, found out she was pregnant.
Wived her.
Best thing that ever happened to me.

>>10865117
>>10865120

this is so fake its even sad...

>>10865127
Sorry bro, totally not fake.

>>10865117
>>10865120
>>10865123
Cuuuuuccckkk

>>10861441
*she thinks for a minute

>>10851389
More of these threads please, I really tend to enjoy them. Feel like fresh air.

>>10852104
>anon thinks everyone is a cuck just cause he can't get rebound sex
lol

>>10865127
This :'(

>>10851400
"Yeah, I do this uh.. a lot."
Fuckin kek

>Hanging out with friends
>Have major crush on one of the girls who is dating one of my friends
>She knows I have a crush on her
>Sitting around at table in friends backyard
>She asks me if I want to go to the nearby 7/11
>Sure, okay
>Inside 7/11 just browsing snacks and stuff
>I notice a bit of her underwear poking out of her shorts around her waistline
>Keep staring
>She's looking at me expectantly
>We're walking back to friends place
>We stop for a second by a small loading dock just before our friend's backyard
>We're chatting a bit
>For some reason I just lean forward and kiss her
>...
>She kisses back and pulls me against her
>We're making out while trying not to be loud and obvious
>She undoes her shorts and pulls them and her underwear down a little
>I lift her up and fuck her while I hold her
>She squeals a little bit as her legs and arms wrap around me
>She's squeezing up her body as much as she can
>It makes me go so deep inside of her
>Her thighs are quivering and she's digging her nails into my back
>I pull her off me and shoot all over the ground
>We cool off for a second and return to our friends with Doritos and Mountain Dew

>>10864635
my fucking sides

<be me, 40 year old guy recently divorced
<Pof, recognize one woman
<6 foot tall Amazon woman, huge tits
<chat her up and get her to come over few nights later
<things going well, suggest to go upstairs
<in bed now eating pussy, crawl up to get my Cock sucked
<she says "oh ya fuck my mouth"
<go easy as this is first time with her
<she's grabbing my ass pulling me in
<awkward position moved in fir some fucking
<pound her for a bit but I know I wanna finish in her mouth
<her words "fuck my mouth" ringing in my head
< manouve around and end up on my side with my Cock in her mouth
< grab on and start fucking her mouth
<she takes my Cock like a champ
<do I tell her I'm going to cum?
<nope. Hold her down and drop a gallon
<swallow it all no complaints
< all my go to in my spank bank

We need more of those milf stories lads

>>10866214
BREH

>

WHY

>>10866096
and the entire neighborhood applauded

>>10866214
>>10866403

lmao

>>10863747
I want to believe this story is fake. It was so bad, anon... Bringing a guitar, really? And then she just takes her shirt off, right?

This seems like a very immature high school kid's fantasy, but good luck on your quest to have sex with her.

(1/3)
>Be me 22
>In college
>Out at the bar on Halloween night
>Goth chick (CS major), probably 19 and 95lbs. soaking wet
>A cup, flat belly, and a small tight ass
>My favorite body type, but couldn't get past goth shit and didn't care for her face
>She's been plotting on my dick for about a year
>For some stupid reason I had it in my head that I could do better and was rebuffing her advances
>She's dressed as Harley Quinn
>Bright red crackwhore lipstick
>Full leather with bondage gear including like a kink dog collar and some midriff-baring corset thing
>Sounds weird, but she wore corsets and collars on normal days
>I had to work right before so no costume
>We're drinking at the bar shooting the shit
>I'm fuckin lit and decide to throw whatever delusions of superiority I had with her out the window.
>Get kind of flirty and start moving closer to her.
>Start to wrap my arm down her back going for that booty.
>Felt emboldened by the fact that I knew she liked me.
>Finally rest my hand on that sweet ass
>She turns her head to face me
>She stares deep into my eyes trying to figure out if I'm genuine, just drunk, or if she even cares
>She turns her whole body toward me and leans in for the kiss
>Sweeps my hand from her ass around to her inner left thigh
>Guides my hand closer to the fuck hole
>Breaks kiss to whisper "anon, let's get the fuck out of her"

>>10867065
(2/3)
>I'm trying to drive and the whole time she's trying to reach over and pull my dick out of my pants.
>Make it back to my place and she's trying to take our goddamn clothes off on the porch of my apartment
>By the grace of the desolate one I was able to get her slut ass into the apartment before she was completely naked
>Already had the laces of the corset completely undone and was working on the buttonfly of the leather pants when I pulled her inside.
>On the living room sectional
>Before I can even get my shoes off she's standing in front of me black lace panties contrasting with her red lipstick and the moonlight hitting her pure porcelain skin
>This image of perfection is more than I can handle
>Pick her up and toss her to the sectional on her back
>She locks her knees together as she hadn't just skullfucked the very concept of modesty right on my living room floor not 30 seconds ago
>Grab a knee with each hand and make a big show of removing her panties and parting her milky thighs
>I love eating pussy and ass and I'm completely shameless when I do it
>Basically it's no fun if I'm not covered ear to ear in pussy juice
>After the second time she came from a combination of fingers and mouth she was ready
>"anon, do you have a condom?"
>I didn't. I find it too difficult to stay hard once they're on
>She looks very conflicted for about 5 seconds before a very distinguishable look of "fuck it" comes across her face.
>Walks to her purse and comes back with a bottle
>"Strawberry lubricant"
>Bitch carries lube 24/7, but not condoms. Go figure.

>>10867068
(3/3)
>Dick now slicker than Exxon-Valdez
>Stands on couch straddling me
>Squats directly onto my cock
>For someone so slutty she's remarkably tight
>She's got a gripper so with every stroke there's that extra little bit of friction.
>Roll to missionary
>I know exactly what kind of freak I'm dealing with so my hands immediately go around her bony little neck
>Squeeze my hands together with force. >Genuinely trying to stop her breathing just to show her I can
>Naturally her body protests, but mouthing the words "harder" made her true feelings abundantly clear
>Squeezed as hard as I could for about 5 seconds then immediately let go and passionately kiss her.
>She looked into my eyes with what I'd swear was genuine love. Something about sexual violence followed by care and intimacy illicits this response in some women.
>As her tight pussy gripped and convulsed with every stroke I could tell that my time was almost up.
>Grab a fistful of her hair and start fucking like mad
>Never say that I'm about to cum because it was obvious by the change in pace and intensity
>Start to groan and accidentally plant the first shot DEEP
>Manage to hold while she gets on her knees and then just brick right across her face
>She cleans my cock, grabs a towel, and we spoon naked on the sectional
>Wake up next morning
>WhatthefuckdidIdolastnight.jpg
>No trace of Harley except a crackwhore red ring around my dick and (I shit you not) a fucking Joker card lying next to me on the couch.

I should've fucking married that girl. She even wore a bright sun dress on my birthday after I told her she should try something other than black for once. I didn't even notice until she pointed it out. Long story short we had some fun times including an almost 3 way, but she got tired of waiting for me to figure out whether I could ever love her or if I just wanted to fuck. The way I strung her along is one of many reasons I fucking hate myself and feel like I deserve the loneliness I feel now.

/gif/ is not for reading

(1/3)

> 30 something Brit living in Asia. Open relationship with American gf. She's a a bit of a cuckqeen.
> Have date with a super slim sexy goth chick one night (thai / chinese). Been asking me to fuck her ass lately, so going to put her in bondage and do just that.
> Someone PMs an old craigslist casual encounters ad. Asks if I wanted to join a gangbang that night.
> Knew goth girl would be PISSED if I cancelled, so met her anyway.
> Ordered her to strip, strapped her down, flogged that ass, toys, vibes, etc.
> Fucked her ass first, and THEN her pussy. Came pretty damn hard.
> Kicked her out, grabbed some Cialis, and grabbed a bus.
> There are TWO girls at the gangbang. Both petite, slim and big breasted. One is milky white and Chinese. The other brown and Thai. Both about mid-30s.
> Other guys are a Frenchie, some 19 kid, and the two hubbies.

>>10867074
>The way I strung her along is one of many reasons I fucking hate myself and feel like I deserve the loneliness I feel now.

The fact that you recognize you strung her along, empathize with her feelings, regret hurting her, and feel repentant, is enough proof that you're not a 100% irredeemably worthless being... and maybe the best part of you is (or at least can become) worthy of being loved by yourself and others.

Beat yourself up if you want, but no more than necessary. To live with yourself you must not only control the bad, but also nurture the good.

The time I cucked myself

>me and this girl getting ready to go at it
>had been flirting with her for a week in class
>she comes over
>she's stripping
>my dicks out she's playing with it
>she says something funny
>i decide to joke back
>say "i've been told i make the weirdest O faces"
>she says "oh yeah by who?"
>not about to start saying names of people who she obviously doesn't know
>decide to be witty
>"your mom"
>she stops
>gets really sad
>apparently her mom was just admitted to the hospital recently for a rigorous round of chemo
>she gets really mopey and im sitting there with my dick rock hard and she's crying on my shoulder
>2hours of her crying her heart out and feeling she realizes she has to go home

We ended up actually doing it a month later

>>10867117
>ri
(2/3)

> Put out some toys. Other guys just standing around. Thai girl comes over and inquires about leather cuffs. Says they would look good on me.
> I'm like, sure. Put them on, and Thai girl orders me to the bed. Other guys are standing around. Hubbies are just drinking.
> Thai girl starts sucking me off, Chinese girl comes over too and goes at my balls. Both are taking turns and making out, coming up to lick my nipples and going down again. Both hot as fuck and really getting into it.
> Other dudes still standing around. Everyone watches while I get my personal double BJ for 10 mins.
> Eventually 19 yo kid jumps in. Get's blown by Thai girl. Comes in 30 seconds.
> I start fucking Chinese girl, and spit roast her with her hubby. Thai girl is getting the same with Frenchie.
> We swap girls and continue. Thai girl wants to do more than suck my cock, goes down past my balls, licks my ass. Hard as fuck. That Cialis was a good idea.
> No DP, but fucking for more than an hour. Everyone is dead.
> I didn't come yet, and one hubby points this out. (Side effect of Cialis sometimes - makes it hard to come). Both girls come over and go back to double BJing me.
> It's something straight out of a porn flick. They're making out around my cock. Licking my ass while sucking me. Sometimes one stands up to make out with me and I finger her.
> Finally come. Spray like crazy. Both have their tongues out and take it on their face. Not much cum though...
> Go back home. Gf already sleeping.
> Next morning I tell her all about it. She jumps on my cock and keeps riding it until she cums about three times.
> Cialis still working. My dick is about dead though.
> 4 girls in less than 12 hours. Plus anal, plus a gangbang. Thai / Chinese. Chinese. Thai. Caucasian American.

>>10851389
lmao she looks like David schwimmer

>>10851389
>Friend is fucking some slut he met at a strip club.
>Tells me he got one for me too.
>"I don't need the drips"
>Girl ends up fucking another friend.
>I've got a girl anyway...midway through them banging in the sluts house while I'm watching shit movies some girl walks in.
>9/10 Tight bod, great face, gorgeous eyes. WTF is this shit. She speaks...oh fuck it's some underaged highschool chick.
>2/10 manlet highschooler follows her in trying to hold her hand like she's his mommy.
>QT to me: "Where's hoe 1 and 2"
>"In the back getting plowed"
>"Oh should we come back later"
> "It's not my house I don't give a fuck"
>Underagebanned and manlet go to smoke some weed on the balcony after giving me the wtf face when I politely decline the invite.
>Jailbait says she's gonna go to bed soon and that her BF should go home before it gets too late.
>I pass out at some point watching shitty movie #3
>Wake up and cutie is huddled next to me on the floor with a blanket half over me.
>"Uh,what are you doing?"
>"My boyfriend is a shit lay, and my bed is taken. "
>" I'm sorry I've got a girlfriend, and you're too young for me. "
>" What if I just call you daddy will that make it okay? "

Never gotten out of a house that fast before, and I've been in burning buildings. This chick was probably 17 and a half at the oldest, more likely that she was younger. I figured that she was a friend of the sluts at first and had to be of age, but found out later that she had a fake ID and they snuck her alcohol and into strip clubs.

I'm not saying that if I had fucked her I'd have gone to jail but shit like that is why I can never trust women.

>>10867121
this is a quality response.

>>10867283
Just do it my dude, I had sex with a 16 year old at 21 and it was pretty fucking amazing.

>>10867096
IT IS NOW, YOU FUCK

>>10867290
I mean I play the situation over and over in my head and man sometimes I can see myself going for it, but there was something just oddly sketch about the situation, like before I got out I kept expecting Chris Hanson to walk through the door. Weird shit man, and my instincts have never lead me astray yet.

>>10851389
here it comes
>go to party with coworkers after our shift
>the guy at whose place we were wanted to fuck this short-haired blonde from England so he brought her over
>she does some small talk with me on the way there, don't pay much attention
>she sits next to me on sofa, smalltalk.mp4
>the host and another guy start doing their moves, she doesn't seem too impressed
>eventually she stretches her legs across the sofa and rests her feet in my lap
>start fooling around in a joking way - tickle her feet every now and then, run my fingers across her calves
>mention that I have to go and she insists I stay
>every time I go do something on the other sofa she doesn't stop looking at me
>get too drunk so decide to call it a night
>as I'm leaving she pulls me and nibbles on my cheek and kisses it afterwards
>next day at work
>host is angry at her cause she didn't fancy him
>she sort of ignores me
>whatever

will post second half in a bit

>>10867316
Yeah always trust your gut. I nearly rooted a slut from high school but then thought 'nah bro, she ugly'

Turns out she has herpes, so dodged a bullet there.

>>10867437
Actually fuck it, might as well ad a story here.

>be me, 19 years old
>some girl from highschool posts on facebook about needing to block a number on her phone
>send her a message explaining how to do it
>get chatting, agree to grab a coffee together
>go and meet her at local cafe, realise the ass is phat
>take her back to mine and fuck her brains out
>end up dating for a few months
>tells me she's pregnant and we decide to keep the child
>she starts becoming distant, only talking to me when I call her or when we see each other in person
>says shes going away with a few friends for the weekend, think nothing of it
>end up getting invoice for her abortion in the mail a day after she tells me that

So yeah, don't trust women kids.

>>10867397
>add her on fb, start texting
>find a lot of things in common
>go on a date after a shift, talked a lot
>don't fuck but still felt good to be out with her
>after next shift she proposes we go to my place and smoke weed [spoiler] she doesn't smoke [/spoiler]
>get her stoned on some hash, she likes it
>eventually lay in bed with her
>have a quick nap by her side as I'm stoned and tired beyond belief
>wake up, chat for a bit
>too beta to do my move
>she's getting frustrated
>eventually I bring up how she kissed me at the party, she doesn't react in the way I anticipated
>ask her if I can kiss her back, she nods
>make out for 10 minutes, tell her to bite me
>she's really into biting, wraps her legs around my waist while sinking her teeth in my neck
>took the opportunity to grab her tits, they were bigger than what they looked like underneath her t-shirt
>whip out the little man, she works it like a fucking pro, actually get worried I'll cum too soon
>we drop our clothes, I finger her while sucking on her tits
>put on a condom, ram it in her
>she starts bleeding from her cunt but I don't really care, she doesn't give a fuck either
>after 10 minutes we're both sweaty, she doesn't stop biting me and digging her nails in my back
>while she's on top I work her puss with my thumb
>she bites her finger while cumming, I grab her by the shoulders and pull her closer to me
>she shoves her tongue in my throat, licks my face, keeps repeating how fucking great she feels
>eventually cum, have another nap
>do some pillow talk afterwards, I go buy pizza
>see I have enormous bruises and bite marks all over my neck
>come back, she had put her clothes on
>we get stoned and eat pizza while watching True detective
>I rest my head in her lap, no idea how I didn't fall asleep again
>walk her to the train station, she fucks off
>keep messaging each other for some time, I actually developed a crush on her
>I quit work, we stopped texting, haven't seen her since, feelings faded out

>>10867445
sounds like she took one for the team
better show some respect and be grateful anon

>>10867455
I dunno dude, I was ready to be a father. The whole situation has made all my other relationships fail because she'll send me a message out of no where. Last one was how she can't watch a TV show because I remind her too much of the main character.

Great thread so far. Thanks bro's

>>10865123
pics of her mate, she sounds incredible

I'll tell a quick story. It's probably not as sexy as the rest here but it's the sexiest experience I've ever had.

>20, studying abroad in Spain
>Somehow acquired a Chinese gf
>Tall, skinny, and not very well endowed, but cute and soft
>Anyway, we had been fighting really bad for like a week and a half
>Meet up in a public park by the river to talk it out
>One of the last the last thing she says, red in the face, is, "You haven't been having enough sex with me..."
>Kinda gives me these puppy dog eyes and a pout
>hmmm.jpg
>Lean over, put my arms around her waist, give her a kiss
>Kiss her neck, bite her ear a little bit
>Put her jacket across our crotches, then reach into her yoga pants
>Pussy is already pretty wet
>Start fingerbanging her
>She reaches into my pants and starts stroking my cock
>She's giving off cute little moans, saying my name in a breathless voice of protest, but her pussy says otherwise
>All the while, a little bit in the distance, a few couples and families are out and about
>Once this couple walking their dog goes by us we kinda pussy out
>Her apartment is nearby though, and we rush over there, me trying to hide my boner and squeezing her ass
>Her flatmate is in her room so we can't make too much noise
>As soon as we got into her bedroom, we rip eachother's clothes off
>She pushes me onto the bed and starts sucking my cock, but I'm not having it
>(even though she gave amazing head, must be from practicing on so many noodles)
>Pull her up, press her down onto the bed, give her ass a spank, and furiously rawdog her
>30 minutes of some of the best sex of my life, just primal, lustful, rough, glorious fucking
>Have to stick a finger in her mouth to get her to shut up
>Finally I blow my load all over her tits and we collapse, covered in sweat and bodily fluids

It was glorious. I would still be with her if we hadn't had to go back to our separate countries. We had a lot of memorable sex experiences.

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>Summer break after highschool at music festival
>Saw this fat girl that I had an unstoppable urge to fuck
>Her friend was cock blocking the entire weekend
>There was a Trojan condom tent there, giving away free product
>On the last day I found her and said, "Hey, I got a condom. Want to use it?"
>Went back to my tent, where my friends were all packing up and about to leave
>immediately went to town. Started fucking her like a god damn monster
>We fucked for a while, I could tell she was close so I bent her over and started drilling her as hard and as fast as I could muster from behind
>She was about to cum when I heard her friend calling for her
>"SHE'S BUSY!"
>She stomps over to the tent like an elephant and opens the tent's flap to see her friend squirming and cumming
>She just stares in horror and arousal, trying to convence her that they have to go
>Have a big condom-filling nut as they start to awkwardly argue

Ah, to be young again...

>>10853241
Haha the funny thing is that after all of the psycholgoical abuse she suffered from being raped repeatedly by Trump throughout her childhood, I would believe this story is true. With the only addition being that her cuck bf is sitting in the corner of the room watching Melania do this.

>>10867290
I disagree. It depends on the age and the country.

TLDR:
I almost fuck a 14 year old girl without knowing is age.

> Be me, 23-24. Just broke with GF. Summer, everyone is out.
> Go to a summer demoscene encounter in the other side of the country before going to the beach. Meet online friend coders half-trip for first time.
> Get a train for the rest of the route and meet another coders, musicians, gfxs, etc... Everyone going to the same place.
> Hours talking with another team of 10 sitting besides us.
> One guy is in the encounter organization
> Sister is gfx-girl
> Blonde is their small sister. Younger than me. She doesn't create anything but go for the fun. 8/10, pretty face, B-cup, tanktop with shorts, skinny.
> FF
> After 2 days of no sleep someone organized a party in a pub. All my team is going
> - Anon! Come with us
> - I drink 4 days every week in my house. Really, I need to sleep after 1000km and 2 days. I will go tomorrow.
> I go to the dinner zone.
> Saw blonde dinning alone, I was smalltalking with her and her sister all the weekend. Sit with her.
> - Why are you alone? Where are your sister?
> - She and brother go to the pub, and let me here.
> Looksangry.jpg, moretalking.jpg
> Start raining. We hear thunders.
> - Anon! Storms scary me! And my fucking sister let me here to sleep alone!
> wehaveawinner.gif Thislookslikeafuckingbadpornmovie.mp4
> I get the coat to cover our heads and we walk to her tent.
> SomethingisrotteninthestateofDenmark.mp4
> - Hey Blonde, your sister said that she is making something for your birthday, when is it?
> - I will be 15 for Christmas
> Legal age for drink = 18
> Legal age for consent sex = 16
> Realize that they let her here because she can't enter in the pub.
> When we arrive to the tent zone I said some excuse and walk away slowly...
> Go to my tent, she doesn't know where is it, keep there.

>>10868074

> FF to the morning. Told to my tentmate what happen the last night.
- Why you don't enter in her tent?!
- She is 14.
OhMyFuckingGod.mp4 shecanbe14!.mp4
- You do it right Anon.
- Are you sure?

>>10851402
my penis getting mixed signals

>>10867445
What is she gonna do if you don't pay it? It's not like she can debort a foetus. You're golden son.

>>10855427
Probably because she's an octaroon. still, would blandaa

Can't say if it's hot, but probably my best memory:

>Girlfriend is out at some party with sister
>I'm playing D&D with my friends
>We get out and she asks for a ride back to my place
>I reluctantly pick her up because it was pretty late and knew she had been drinking so she was going to chat all night
>As soon as we get in the car she is all over me; telling me she's been dying to fuck since her first drink
>We get back to the house and I'm diamonds at this point
>We get in the bed and proceed to fuck like rabbits for three hours straight (dunno how I lasted that long)
>She's slobbering all over my cock when I ask her if I can eat her ass out
>She immediately agrees and startd moaning like a whore when I shove my tongue in her asshole
>Proceed to try anal for a bit before finishing off on top; telling me she wants to shove my cock up her ass and fill it up later
>Still haven't done anal since that night

Drunk sex is pretty damn wonderful and I regret missing out on it until then.

>>10868217
>Still haven't done anal since that night
..why

>>10867121
>>10867074
Holy shit someone on 4chan made a comment that was actually uplifting and not demeaning. The end is nigh! But in all seriousness dudes right. Everyone has regrets and has made mistakes just gotta own up to them and learn from them.

Play before reading
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gcHZqGVk2A

>in my early 20s
>had an on again, off again fuck buddy
>very experimental with each other and open minded
>went over to her place, located on the main street of a small town, on memorial day weekend.
>the plan was to basically hang out and fuck all weekend...which we did
>woke up early Monday morning and walked out naked to the living room to sit on the couch and read the newspaper.
>after a bit, while sitting and reading, she comes out, sits next to me and literally says, "I want to try something. I want you to eat my ass from behind while I masturbate"
>being the gentleman that I am, I folded up my newspaper and complied.
>this got things going and it escalated to where I had her bent over, knees on the seat, arms resting on the back of the couch, while I fucked her from behind
>behind this couch was a large window looking into the front yard
>in front of the window there were some large hedge bushes that went up to about shoulder height.
>what this meant was I could look out while taking care of business, but the people outside couldn't see what I was up to.
>So I'm pounding away while casually watching what's going on outside on Monday morning.
>little kids running around
>a man walking his dog
>some birds playing in the front yard
>suddenly a random parade appears
>"oh shit, that's right it's Memorial Day"
>watch the whole parade while fucking to the beat of the marching band music....

>>10860010
No it doesn't she was forewarned

> I am first year grad student and nerd.
> Never had sex. Most I've done is kiss and grope.
> My cousin is a real looker, and she starts as freshman at same University.
> She is instantly Miss Party Girl
> She invites me to several. I say NO.
> She finally says ... Last Invite.
> I suck it up and go. It is horrible.
> I can't dance. I'm not good at small talk. I don't like to drink.
> She disappeared after 10 minutes anyway, and I don't see her again at party.
> I am driving, and agreed to stay until at least 12.
> I wander the house. I find a quiet patio to sit down.
> I am on patio for about 15 minutes when Katie joins.
> Katie is a red-headed freckled soroity girl who hates parties as well.
> We start talking. Hit it off. She grabs a couple bottles of good wine. We continue to talk.
> We are there on patio until sunrise.
> As sun comes up, she straddles me and we start kissing deeply.
> I am trying to hide my erection. I don't want to blow it with her.
> She laughs. Pulls down her panties and rides me.
> it was too quick. But wonderful. We spent rest of weekend naked together.
> Dated her through grad school. Would have married her, but she died of leukemia her Senior year.

>>10868217
>>10868217
>>As soon as we get in the car she is all over me; telling me she's been dying to fuck since her first drink
At that point I knew,
Your girl fucked someone at that party and tried to make up for it with awesome sex....
I'm sorry, i almost regret posting it but i bet that now you imagine this perspective, the signs are pretty obvious...

>>10868344
That's a real shame man. It's sad when posts on threads like this one end like that.
F.

>>10868352
Don't be daft. All women aren't cheating whores: especially at Bachelorette parties.

>>10868344
F

>>10868344
>Never had sex. Most I've done is kiss and grope.
who did you kiss and grope?

>be 17 in senior year of HS
>start talking and having monthly visits with this girl from MA who's a junior despite living a few states apart
>really like this girl
>almost a foot shorter than me, adorable messy hair, extra thicc
>a couple of visits in we have sex, until then she was a virgin
>oh shit I guess we're dating now
>see her again after another month for a week long vacation upstate
>day before we leave we're watching a movie in her basement, everybody else is asleep and doesn't care that we're alone
>thank fucking christ
>not sure what engaged it but after a few minutes we were all over each other
>we both acted pretty innocent sexually until then but now the gloves were off
>we shut the movie off and she grabbed my hand and lead me up to her room
>clothes off, lots of grinding
>after a few minutes of teasing she starts begging me to fuck her
>my cock is now harder than vibranium
>go fucking nuts and start pounding her
>roughest and most passionate sex of my life
>she cums multiple times, every time saying "I love you" repeatedly in my ear
>thiskillstheanon.jpg
>pull out and cum all over her
>we clean up and pass out on top of each other
>fuck with the same intensity 2-3 times a day for the whole vacation

3 and a half years later we're still together and the sex is still perfect. desu lads I couldn't be happier.

>>10868344
expected hot incest, got commitment and leukemia. bad!

>>10853241
>be me 11 years old in 1992
>lost dad in airport
>takes wrong plane and goes to new york
>wander around and stumble in trump tower
>bumps into tall fat man with shitty hair
>takes me into his pent house suite
>he pulls out my 6ft cock
>he bends over on his bed
>fucks and cums in his ass but i still hard
>fucks his pussy and cums buckets
>leaves him as a wet mess and continue to find way back to family