Ding Dong Thread

>>10838800
I'm not a doctor but I don't think black and blue is a normal dick color.

what's going on here? is this like a philipino with a super thick dick?

>>10838826
Its a faggot wearing a fake dick cause he probably has micropenis

>>10838835
more like synthol injections

>>10838800
>>10838805
>>10838811
suace is this all the same guy?
injections right?

>>10838800
he literally has blue balls

that's a lot of deoxygenated blood idk if that's a healthy color

>>10838800
who's she??

>>10839564
Bailey Jay, you're fucking welcome

>>10839572
Nice try I have a sub on her site already

sauce???? who are the girls in these gifs with the bratwurst??

thai girl gom

>>10838805
hot this made me cum

is there no insertion?

>>10838835
>>10838882
>>10839532

FarangDingDong, you guys must be new here. No injections and not a fake dick. This guy pumps the shit out of his dick and uses rings and shot to super inflate it.

Gom has possibly the best tits I've ever seen, it's too bad they are wasted in this frankendick.
She should do good porn, gangbang porn.

>>10840477
>No injections
Yeah keep telling yourself that. The guy is a borderliner or something and what he does to his dick is edging near self mutilation. It's just painful to watch this freakshow.

>>10841074
nah he doesnt use injections but he definitely has a penis pump

>>10838800
First time Ive seen a big dick and havnt wanted to have it as my own, feels bad man.

>>10838800
>>10840477

I was just wondering if his penis was ok, white legs and penis in such state looks really unhealthy. Girl looks great, but I feel like his penis is almost dead.

>>10839750
>watching another man's cock thrusting made you cum
you might be gay senpai

>>10838825
Well, you're not a doctor. So your opinion is irrelevant.

>>10841220
>watches straight porn
gay
>watches lesbian porn
queer
>has sex with women
closet homo

>>10841284
>4chan Crusaders logic
Cancerous.

Where can I find the vid where he an another girl are in the shower?

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>>10838825
>>10841254
Holy crap man

>>10838800
>>white thigh, dark purple dick
That cannot be good

>>10841074

Everyone agrees that FarangDingDong's dick will fall off because of what he does. But research has shown that it ain't injections.

>>10838800
Girl name?

>>10841530
literally any basic bitch with light skin nigga

>>10841284
the only straight sex is taking it in the ass from a woman

>>10838825

guy has a fetish for giant dick in tiny asian, so he uses dick pumps.

If he doesn't knock it iff he'll have to get it amputated, since he's destroying the capillaries and veins and shit when he does that.

>>10841372

Underrated

>>10838805
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

SAUCE

>>10842657
OP didn't quite name his thread correctly, but all these girls with fake foam boobs and this dudes pumped dick is all from "Farang ding dong". Search your favorite torrent and porn tube sites and you'll find some of the most boring videos you'll ever see, with the occasional elephant snout being sucked on.

>>10838811
Sauce ?

>>10838800
cant believe no one's looked at the side of this girl's tits yet

>>10842881
im fucking dead

>Ding Dong
here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r6tkoOVc0U

>>10838800
Congratulations anon. For the first time in my life I've seen a big dick that I do not want to have myself.

>>10838800
Poor guy has to use elastic or whatever to stay hard, too much fapping to faggot cock.

xvideos.com/video22610115/farang_a_ding_dong_-_www.farangdingdongfull.com

Mooore!

>>10842959
holy shit wait her boobs go past his legs wtf

>>10838805
this is the only hot one

sauce me pls

>>10838800
>Ding Dong

and JUUUUUULIAN ?

>>10845232
What if Mario was dead the whole time?

>>10842959
cause its only gays in this thread
no straight man wants to watch a giant cock as the focus of their porn

>>10838800
ding dong BANNU

>>10845232
>>10845548
This thread is rated T for Thrombosis

>>10845548
>>10847003
Dracula and his son....

>>10847003
Haha...he never said that

>>10841088
that's clearly a saline injection in his junk

>>10839577
>her

>>10845232
have a boy

Ol' Potato dick, they should put that thing in a museum when hes done with it

https://www.xvideos.com/video25256179/fdd-trailer_dec_2016_crubat_big_boobs-porno_oppai_tetonas_hentai_

I think i want to direct a spy movie about this lol what is this shit with the music etc lol

>>10838800
>>10841530
>>10839564
>>10839532
https://xhamster.com/movies/6541030/farang_ding_dong_mo_facial.html

her name is mo
hate how he makes most of his girls wear those ridiculous fake tits

>>10845232
YOU CANT SAY THAT

>>10845232
YYAAAY an Oneyplays fan!

>>10847031
Hitler didn't kill that many jews

>>10845232
Of all the fucking places?

>>10849850
"My parents are first cousins, I only talk to the people I met in high school, I hate women because they don't find my attractive, I've never read a book or newspaper or article in my life and I get all my news from Infowars, and I was thinking... Hitler wasn't that bad really though, was he?"

- average /pol/ post

>>10850087
>projecting this hard

nice

>>10841254
I'm Doc-tor. I think you are opinion is unrelevent.

>>10850190
Someone is to blame for introducing /pol/tards to the word projection, but, in true /pol/ fashion, they completely misunderstand this Freudian concept about placing your own internal conflicts onto other people.

Long story short: you're dumb.

>>10850323
long story short, you got rekt

>>10842959
They're foam makes. He makes them wear them because he's a fucking nutjob

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>>10849790
>fake

Well...

https://xhamster.com/movies/1014903/farang_trailer.html

>>10850087
>My parents are first cousins, I only talk to the people I met in high school, I hate women because they don't find my attractive, I've never read a book or newspaper or article in my life and I get all my news from Infowars, and I was thinking... Hitler wasn't that bad really though, was he?"
No parents, I talk to anyone, I hate women because I got cheated on a ton, I read this site and some other news sites...Info wars I never cared about and Hitler was a great man.
Even fucking general patton said we killed the wrong guy.

>>10851200
Good for you Mr./pol/, really breaking the mold there. Why tell your life story on /gif/ though?

>>10850087
>not getting the joke
-Average reddit post

soo what the fuck would be the appeal of this?
hentai IRL?

>>10838805
sau7ce

>>10845232
WHOA

>>10839572
What i thought was a bitch was nothing but a man

>>10840477
You guys must be new here, not acquainted with a dude pumping his dick with syringes and shit like I am. I'm a totally not gay guy.

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Not enough webms

>>10845232
all i came here for, thank you

>>10845232
Fuck off, Chris

>>10839572
Her dick isn't that big

>>10856242
>>10856237
>>10857034
>>10857039

Jesus Christ she looks about 13 years old

>>10841432
hahaha

>>10857073
right, you can tell by the tits

>>10857073
Given the country he's in it wouldn't surprise me if a few of them were underage.

do they ever fuck

>>10857151
If I recall, there was a couple girls that let him throw that hog in their hole, but it didn't go well for either party and seemed awkward

>>10857073
Asians, man...

that mans dick is gross and probably won't be functional soon

Does he ever do any penetration or is this all potato dick masturbation?

>>10857667
https://www.xvideos.com/profiles/farangdingdongfull#_tabVideos

>>10857667
If you could call it "penetration". Kind of sticks it in and smashes it floppily against. Sometimes it goes in and out.
>>10857884

>>10839783
I doubt that's even possible. Maybe he could get the head in but the foreskin would probably pool into a squishy, purple mass on the outside.

>>10858706
Some videos in the link have full penetration. He doesn't pump as much but it's still a purple mess. Some are just squished against since it's too pumped.

>>10858804
Yeah I have seen full insertions before

His dick isn't even technically "big". It just looks like someone took an average/small penis and injected it full of pig fat and then cut off the circulation. I feel like someone who would do that to their dick is just really insecure about its true size.

Also, could the girls be LESS interested or MORE uncomfortable while he's cumming on them? I've never seen such disgust.

>>10857120
that dick would stop working in a few years

>>10841372

Play that film if you're so great

>>10845232
what if hitler was cloned from the dead then he poured boiling milk in jesus' eyes

The guy's voice is hilarious to me, makes me imagine him as a very creepy old German guy.

Kinda feel bad for the girls though, I imagine that they must be very poor or something to be accepting this guy's offers, and even then they are uncomfortable with it.

But still, these Chernobyl-tier looking mutated monsters manage to somehow arouse me.

Isn't the whole point of having a dick being able to fuck someone with it?

>>10857188
Still wanna see it

>>10850886
Yes.

I've seen a lot of depraved porn, and this is among the worst both in quality and content.

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lol this guy's dick looks like the Gromble

>>10845232
Where is my BOY?

>>10838800
This dumb degenerate probably has zero sensation left in his dick after abusing it like this, lmao.

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>>10840477
>rangDingDong, you guys must be new here. No injections
>uses rings and shot to super inflate it.

>They're not injections, he uses shots.

>>10847031
Frankenstein!

>>10860795
annnd he's got a gun!

the fuck is this blue dick?
I had a dick like this but that was when my balls had an infenction and it spread to the dick making everything large and so much skin i had to remove the ball with the original infenction, i think there is sommting wrong with this fag

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>>10859515

>>10860685
I'm not even that guy and I can tell that that is a typo of shit. Which is also what you are at reading internet posts

>>10860886
kek

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Now, where was I?

>>10845232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M-9wAmdMWI

>>10857073
>>10857132

In thailand they all look like that.

But yea he absolutely has fucked kids, just doesn't sell videos of it where he can get caught.

this thread... its just... this is really, REALLY weird, the gigatinc balloon tits, the purple penis...

>>10860886
Great webm
Great subject

>>10845232
this threads been a real graveyard splash

This thread is really fucking disturbing. Is this guy going to post vids of thai girls sucking the 2 inches of protroding urethra that's left after all his junk is amputated?

Is there videos like this without weird dead dick or weird silicone shit

>>10857120
jesus christ its like a tumor

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>>10864039
What do you mean "like"?

>>10863153
This!!!!

Is there any way to watch full clip online for free?

does he ever actually fuck them. theres the one where hes just bumpin the puss puss. can he pull back all that.. meat to show his real dick

>>10838800
It looks like shes sucking leather. What has happened to that dick.

>>10857222
thats too much for me

Why do they all have those disgusting monstrous tits? Who paid for them? Does he mantain the girls? because I doubt they did it on their own will, they wont be able to work as anything but as what they're doing, not even in normal porn.

Did he actually buy them? They look like they could be bought at some thai black market.

>>10864649
They're balloons, you knuckle dragging ape.

Does he get to actually fuck any of these girls?

>>10851200
He are a retard

>>10856242
Its like that scene from the alien 3 wtf

This entire thread is one of my least proud faps.

>>10841088
nigger you are blind

thank you for this.

>>10842222
Checked

Post the sex shit the fucking head is pathetic

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>>10866656
poSt tHE SeX sHiT thE fuCkINg hEaD iS pathEtIC

>>10866689
You have to be 18+ to be here. Banned.

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>>10866719
yOu hAvE to bE 18+ To bE hEre. bANnEd.

>>10838800
literal blue balls... Fuckin weird yo...

>>10841372
I mean, i'm no doctor, but man that was a clean cut

Why aren't I doing this already,

I can buy hundreds of hookers each month without a sweat.

Thailand when.

Best thread ever on /GIF/

>>10845232
Context for the retarded? Asking for a friend.

It feels like I've laid my eyes upon something no man should ever see.

>>10857132
What do you mean underage? Not every country has the same laws as USA.

>>10867569
OneyPlays on YouTube

>>10863444
>>10863708

It's threads like this that keep me coming back to 4chan, despite all the 12-year-old anons. Sometimes you just need to one-up the weirdest thing you've ever seen.

>>10866733
I call bullshit that that thinv could fit up any of those girls as is.

But never the less, if he's actually doing penetration stuff with them, then where is the gods damn tit fucking, that's all I really want from that ding donh basterd, he does tit fucking with those giant fake boobed girls of his I'll pay for whatever for his site

>>10863300
she took that like a fucking CHAMP, didn't even flinch!

>>10863311
Asian Chloe Moretz - fucking diamonds

wtf, this is disturbing, this makes me glad i have an average size dick.

>>10863311
>>10863330
sauce

>>10870550
Say what you will about this guy, but he's obviously living his dream. That's more than many of us can say.

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>>10860886

>>10845232
heyo

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Hi again Someone, really thankful for your contributions. I'm still seeding your collections from /t/ and have thought about putting up the magnet URLs again some day.

Just curious, will you be returning to provide content again, with the promise of more pussyfucking on the horizon? Whatever your reasons were for stopping, I don't blame you.

>>10871735
Pls provide

candid ding dongs >>>> farange ding dongs

His dick looks like someone chopped an old moldy gummi worm in half or some shit...


It's like he's got the Gary Busey of dicks, you see it, and you KNOW there's something wrong with it.

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>>10871789
Yeah, eventually, I gotta set aside another night for putting the magnets together and generating thumbnails. Plus I kinda wanted to know what OP thinks of the endeavor.

Once I have cash flow and better wherewithal for creating torrents on public trackers I might take up the cause myself.

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>>10871735
Hi and thanks but no, I don't think I'll be returning.
I will be still posting some webms, though. They're more convenient

>>10872448
ఠ_ఠ

>>10856242
>that face of despair
she looks like a future serial killing or dug addict

>>10857127
she's sucking on air

>>10870457
finally a real blowjob

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>>10872407
Thanks. You're a cool dude.

>>10860886
Funny thing is. This is exactly how memory works

>>10850608
4 days later, he has no response

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>>10838800
no fucking way his nerves work in his dick

This is some of the cringiest shit I've ever seen on /gif/ lol.

This shit is straight up retarded

Anyone have the candiddingdong videos?

>>10872855
You can see in the various cumshot scenes that yes he can in fact ejaculate.

Wonder he hasn't creampied these girls to hell, though. Didn't anyone tell him about the stack?

>>10863153
Her smile and happiness: gone.

Why does this garbage exist.

>>10863153
She looks so worried and sympathetic. "Oh you poor man, no wonder you hire prostitutes"

>>10866733
>>10871735
>>10872270
>>10872612
I love you Anon, no homo

This guy's dick is like a really thick purple corndog. That shit is such an abomination and scary desu

>>10871735
This is unironically the size that really pleases women,even her stomach is bulging a bit.
Dont listem to coping dicklets,if you want to please a woman you neeed to fill up all of her vagina till the end.

>>10857120

>that skin coloration

>What kinda dick you want?
>Just fuck my shit up senpai

>>10871735
>that stomach bulge
This isn't something you see very often. Shame, because it's so fucking hot.

why do all these women have those hideous boobs

>>10838811
such a nice guy, he made the dildo look almost like a real human penis

>>10857073
Look at his adam's apple brah.

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>>10874294
are you retarded, senpai?

Farage Ding Dong - FDD volumes 1-27

https ://mega (dot ) nz/#F!XpsmmSAB!QlI_tAv9aCJnl9j-EjTALQ

thank me later

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>>10875555
My volumes! You saved them! Well done


(But it's Farang, Farage is that retarded brexit bloke)

>>10870557

/thread

>>10872720
>funny