Anal Sex Machine

>>10829029
a true artist.

>>10828955
Where'd you get it from and how much did it cost?

>>10828955
Are you cute, op? If not, spare us your man ass and enjoy it in solitude -- or write about the experience

>>10829354
I guess I went on vipon.com and got a discount from $90 to $42 for amazon

>>10829029
Good ol' Roxy Raye, never disappoints.

>>10828955
nobody cares
404

>>10828955
you can always return it before opening the box

>>10829600
Any fucking machine that costs less than $100 is going to be terrible. Do yourself a favour and get one of these. If you're going to be a faggot you might as well do it right.

https://adultrepdao.com/buy-sex-machine-orgasm-fucking-machines-for-sale/

>I bought an unused one from two hot lesbians in a motel room for like 200 bucks..
> I brought it home to my wife said I had a surprise for her in our room she's like is it a puppy? at that moment I was like oh shit.. shes gonna kill me.
> lo and behold she opens the door and there is a fuck machine sitting there set up and ready to go her jaw drops.
> fightthenawesomesex.jpg
> she still brings this up at parties and shit.

>>10830523
"fightthenawesomesex"

why do people do this shit? stop the passive-agressive shit, for fuck's sake.

You can't just fight and then have sex. If you fight: break up. That simple.

>>10830653
ahahahahaha

this site is 18+ you know

>>10828971
Stuff like this is my fetish

>>10830653

>friendzonedguy checking in!

>>10828955
>I'll post some OC when I get to use it.
what would possibly make you think anyone wants to see some faggot fuck himself with a sex machine?

>>10830653

I've never had a girlfriend: The Post

>>10829029

That's up there with the hulk smash gif.

Post more please!

>>10830713
Lmao

>>10828955
>I got drunk one night and bought a sex machine and when I noticed that I did it in the morning it was too late to cancel the order.

Machines like the ones in the loops ITT cost 1000s of dollars, so LOL if this is true.

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One of my all time faves

>>10834093
Fucking Darth Vader creepin in the corner.

>>10834116
and she cant see him
based Jedi Fap tricks

>>10830706
probably 4chan fags

>>10834093
Source?

>>10830653
Jesus I don't know weather to laugh or cry. Laugh cos this cunts a mong, or cry because the under age fags learnt how to post

>>10835816
top kek, best anon

>>10830653
Found the virgin!

>>10828955
Name!!!

>>10830653
So you think relationships are only good when you never fight? Fighting is what builds a good relationship, you mongoloid.

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>>10835816

>>10835971
Natalie Mars

>>10830653
If a couple fight is because they care

>>10835577
Anna Molli

>>10830653
>You can't just fight and then have sex.
that's where you're wrong kiddo

Fuck the haters. Bring on the OC.

>>10838538
Wow here's the jackpot on Anna Molli
https://embedy.cc/movies/WE9HelBRNDhESnJHb3N6Qk1IcFE3Qm9IYzZjWXJudDFjdmlDUHl3N2JlST0=

>>10829029
That's some nice ass grool

>>10828955
You a dude or a chick OP?

>>10828955

Why does Natalies dickhead look like its been through a garbage disposal? One of the grossest looking dicks I've ever seen.

>>10829029
perfect girls don't exi-

>>10830653
Angry sex is great. I mean, it's kind of fucked up. But it's fun.

>>10834093
>dat pussy juice

Damn

>>10830706
i do

>>10830653
You've got a lot of growing up to do

props to
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>>10830701
>>10830713
for the lulz

>>10830653
makeup sex is great dude
best sex ive ever had

Doe anyone here own a fucking machine? If so are they good? I was thinking of buying one but i'm worried about where i'm gonna hide it.

>>10840522

I have one of those adultrepdao ones. An earlier model. Goes fuckin hard, I had to buy a beefier drawer slide to replace the standard one that came with it... Cum buckets when it's pounding my ass at max speed.

>>10828955
we're still waiting

>>10840522
They can and will literally fuck you to drath

>>10840749
Death

>>10834116
2 separate threads both have star was related kek
FOR THE EMPIRE

>>10835816
>a weapon to surpass metal gear

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>>10840694
>>10840749
Sounds good

>>10828955
Sauce?

This thread is pretty nice.

>>10829029
BBBBRRRRRAAAAAAPP

lol, fuck off people. fighting means there's something wrong.

"making up" after a fight means you're going to PRETEND things are allright when in truth they're not. couples who fight eventually break-up. that's a god damn fact.

>>10840970
She really ruined her tits by getting those stupid bow tattoos on them.

>>10842697
Every couple fight. Not every couple break up.

>>10828964
Sauce?

>>10842697
no you fucking idiot.
fighting means the two people disagree and in that moment they can not tolerate it. if disagreeing is a problem and the relationship should be ended, then very literally (and i cannot stress how literally i mean this) not a single relationship works and they should all end. because you only every agree with yourself. not anyone else shares same opinions about everything.
the problem behind most fights having is a bad day and thus having tolerance for reasonable differences being too low.
you are a fucking idiot
i cannot believe a 16 year old half autistic virgin moron made me stop fapping for 2 minutes to write this
if you are a troll i fucking congratulate you, you managed what you tried

>>10835816
>Oh Johnny 5, what have they done to you?

>>10832603
>>10828955
Seems like one could be made but low speed electric motors are unobtnium

do it fag

>>10830479
does anybody have any experience with this machine? is it actually good?

>>10829600
Name of machine? Reeks of sneaky advertising since when I put in sex machine, it doesn't come up.

>>10840283
>TFW too stubborn to have make-up sex
My ex used to try and bait me into arguments in hopes of make-up sex. Instead of having make-up sex with her, I'd just tell her to fuck off and behave like an adult.
That used to piss her off, but I don't like someone trying to start an argument with me just to make sex more passionate.

>>10842697
If you never fight then you're simply avoiding a basic form of honest communication. If you've NEVER fought, something's wrong. But, yours is the sort of comment which would come from someone with no relationship experience ;)

>>10835816
top kek

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biologically engineered for porn

>>10830653
This. People that are into the love hate shit are shit people, that might end up having children, so they have no business having sex at all.

It's like they're trying to mutually rape each other. It's illegal to mutually fist fight, so, what the fuck?

Gas. NOW

>>10847876
why would you align yourself with a poster that was already roasted into oblivion? are you also an autistic virgin?

>>10847699
'today at work i had 5 guys and a fuck machine inside me all at once!'
also.....moar

>>10842719
She needed to do something that helps draw attention away from her busted face.

She takes that robo-dick like a champ though.

>>10847705
Obligatory "Where is her bellybutton?" post.

>>10844046
>https://adultrepdao.com/buy-sex-machine-orgasm-fucking-machines-for-sale/
you dont need low speed eletric motors, just a strong 24v motor and a gear box to slow it down and power it up, of course that means you also need something to convert mains to 24 pref something that can output at least 6 amps at continuous usage.

>>10847967
omg it was only 4, shes not a slut

>>10847699
thats the most gay ive seen non gay porn be lol

>>10848075
where is it tho?

>>10848689
>>10848075
Seriously wondering where it is here too, i don't understand

>>10847402

it is highly recommended all around reddit's sissy subs.

My... uhhh... friend told me shutup im not shopping for one

>>10830479
I agree with this guy. Faggotry takes dedication and ambition if it's to be done right.

>>10849728
So the entire Reddit site endorses it?

>>10842719
I always say the same thing about linetrap's ridiculous bow tie tattoos. He got his on his legs though.

>>10847876
>People that are into the love hate shit are shit people

Fucking this is so true.

>>10847942
There are plenty of shitheads in the world just like you that like that emotionally abusive shit because "it's passionate". People are going to fight yes, but turning into a kink, dysfunctional.

>>10840888
https://www.manyvids.com/Video/420328/Fuck-Machine/

>>10829029
Holy shit, DIAMONDS. I need a folder of sexy cum farts pls help. Kelly divine and Proxy Paige have some sexy ones

>>10835816
Made my whole fucking night. First I had a boner, now I'm laughing harder than I ever have. And now I have both, and it's a great feeling.

Anyone know the one where it slips in the wrong hole?

>>10849763
paywall

>>10847699
That's the gayest shit i've seen, like even the fact that they're fucking a chick cant compensate for how gay it is. Like straight up 4 dudes fucking each other with the last one being fucked by a machine would be only slightly more gay than this

>>10830653
agreed, you are mentally immature if you do this, and to all the people defending this, I might be a 'nice guy' but you are all just knuckledraggers in comparison, you are the problem in society, you ruin women and relationships.

>>10835816
Fucking passion right there.
why can't I find a awesome career like that where I build 1:1 scale practical sets and r/c robots and fucking machines.

>>10829300
I read this comment just as she farted. Many keks were had.

>>10849759
nobody said anything about a kink, retard. that guy had an argument with his wife. you're projecting.

>>10828955
On another episode of things that never happened.

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>>10828955
I keep trying to build up the courage to buy one and commit to fucking my ass regularly.

Which one did you get?

>>10830653
Idiot.
If you're in a relationship and never fight one of you is lying.
If you're the one that doesn't fight and can't get over it, get used to mastrubating, you ain't ready for an adult relationship kiddle.

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>>10852441

I'd give anything to be strapped in place and pounded by a fuck machine

>>10830523
I think the better question is why would a lesbian couple need a fucking machine. Why don't they just find a man and stop being fucking faggots?

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>>10852479
I thought you were dead

>>10830653
I wish I could kill you and not go to prison.

>>10842801
kittydarlingg

>>10828955
When is it supposed to arrive OP?

>>10829029
What do you guys think roxy raye's parents think of her career choices

Which one did you get and how much was it?

>>10852469
That's like saying why men fuck women up the ass and should find a man and become proper faggots?

>>10828955
Anyone got full vid

>>10829029
Moar asscum. Don't make me say it twice

>>10853475
well I mean, you have a point there

>>10828955

I did the same. Bought a F-machine pro. I tried it but didn't have much success...tried it again months later with a better setup and holy fuck that thing rocked my world

(M)

>>10852445
To bad you aren't in Las Vegas, I know a couple of people that own a couple of them.

>>10843370
>I've Been with my GF for over 3 years now.
>We have lived together for over 2.
>We have never fought once.

If you two fight, you either aren't meant to be, or you need to calm down a bit.

>>10840862
I need sauce on this one

>>10847876

>It's like they're trying to mutually rape each other

Sounds like the hottest porn ever bahaha

>>10853475
nah, kuz dicks go in women.

>>10853223
Maybe they don't know

>>10835816
Grant Imahara is a legend

>>10850483
First of all, lmao.

Secondly, it's not that simple. Sometimes you disagree heavily on things, but you respect eachother and still desire and harbour deep affection for one another. The conflict generally comes from wanting one another but not always agreeing on the how. You argue, and then eventually realise that your egotistical, preconceived notions of how you should be wanted don't always line up with reality, and this person who you already know you want just wants you too. So you say, fuck it, I'm tired of arguing.

If you think things are always so cut and dry, black and white, clearly defined-- you're the mentally immature one.

Yeah, lots of these assholes are idiots, but the surest sign of a functional relationship is two people who get along at their worst. Not two people who get along at their best.

>>10852438
Sauce?

>>10861189
Sauce?

>>10849742
>Faggotry takes dedication and ambition if it's to be done right.
Underrated

>>10830653
Are you underage or a virgin? You are one or both

ALL couples fight, If you don't EVER fight/ argue then one of you is repressing some serious shit and its gonna break up down the line, vent and let your stress out, fuck to make up, then chill

>>10834093
le epix darth vader from le star wars xD

>>10850466
I'm sure the girl in this video feels a lot of things, but gay is probably not one of those things lol

>>10828969
SAUSCE!?!¤=I"#

>>10835816
ABSOLUTE SUPREME KEK
"that input i did not need" ~johnny 5

>>10840888
>>10853813
https://kickass.cd/natalie-mars-fuck-machine-02-06-2017-tt17960915.html

>>10829029
Can you buy these? How much? If reasonable I want to buy one for my slutgirl. I'll tell her the hours every day she has to use it and check up.

>>10855069
No. That means one of you is just surpressing all your own personal issues, and constantly agreeing with the other just to avoid a fight, and to prolong the fantasy world in which you are living. And if it's you, I highly recommend you quit lying to yourself, and your S.O. and get your shit sorted out, mate.

>>10852469

because then the the dick would come with a man attached to it, dumbass

>>10855118
brooke belle fucking machines

>>10830706
Transgirl wants to see too. ;)

>>10839977
Called being cut

>>10857823
underrated

>>10842697
nice bait

>>10835577
star wars

>>10830479
That demo video killed me. Fucking gold.

Is there such a thing as fucking machines.... fucking other fucking machines?

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>>10848075
What.. the ...fuck

>>10828955
>I got drunk one night and bought a sex machine and when I noticed that I did it in the morning it was too late to cancel the order.
Oh fuck off.
"I didn't mean it, I was drunk!"

You wanted that piece of dildonics. Don't pussy your way out of it by blaming alcohol.