How to avoid pregnancy?

Anal

Fap before sex
Pee before sex
Make her suck out all the remaining sperm inside your cock (a foreplay fellatio is what im talking about)

Now there's no chance your preejaculate contains sperm. Feel free to stick it in.

>>10792664
Dont think its possible for the average guy to pull out of something like that. Also need sauce

>>10792664
Be a biological male

>>10792664
>dump load
>kill cumdumpster

Dont have sex.
Wear a condom.
Plan B.

Did you not have sex ed?

>>10792664
What scene?
Fap before sex, condom, or pills.

>first girl
Always wore condoms, boring
>second girl
always pulled out. had a few scares, probably bought day after pill around 5 times in 6 months, she was always angry when I didn't pull out in time, the risk makes it kind of fun
>current girl
metal contraceptive rod in the arm, can creampie as much as you want

don't know the last time I pulled out but I kind of miss it, however when I'm going I never remember to do it

Don't have sex.

>>10792664
Can 100% guarantee you won't knock up a girl if you get vasectomy.

>>10792689
/thread

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Continue whatever you're doing. Your obviously not getting any.

>>10792712
Not always true! I know two vasectomy babies

>>10792664
Everyone on this site is to bust masturbating to get laid

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best way is to pull out in time as shown here .. sperm immediately dies in air

>>10792739
No, no it doesn't. It does not last long, but this is not true. Please don't stick air-exposed cum in someone you do not wish to be pregnant.

If this were true, sperm banks wouldn't be able to exist.

Precum contains sperm, so even if you pull out there's a good chance to get her pregnant

No contraceptive is 100% safe. Condoms break, they can come off, and pills / spirals / other means have a small chance to fail + come with a bunch of sideeffects.

Using a condom and a pill is safe as you're gonna get. 99.9%. If that isn't good enough, get a vasectomy.

>>10792739
False. No germs die from simple air exposure. Sperm lives for about 24 hours once it's out of your balls, 5 days if it's inside somebody, and almost infinitely if it's frozen.

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so this is no good?

>>10792752
if penis or sperm enters vagina, there can and will be babies. Sometimes your dick shoots some sperm without you noticing. There's pretty much always tiny bits of sperm stuck in your wiener. Even if you don't jerk off. There is always semen in your pee.

>>10792751
You are right. The safest way to have sex without worrying about pregnancy is to fuck a corpse. Dead girls are chilly so the sperm would die instantly inside a cold body due to its low temperature.

>>10792780
There's apparently a tiny bit of sperm inside your anus as well.

>never came inside
>never came before havng sex
>if u have a lot of pre cum, never fuck without a condom
>NEVER came inside

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The most reliable of the ancient, low tech methods is simply to take the babies in orally.

>>10792788
You forgot "never had a girlfriend"

>>10792664
Just fuck her in the ass. It's that simple.

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or I let her swallow all the babies

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or do this all day

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who needs girls to jerk off?

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uups, I came

>>10792702
>, she was always angry when I didn't pull out in time

How are you so fucking terrible at sex that you can't pull out?

>>10792664

Microwaving the balls 2 minutes at HIGh, then proceed to boil them for another 3-4 minutes should do the thing OP!

>>10792857
pretty fucking terrible

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Cumming again

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AND: Always wear a helmet!

>first girl I was having sex
She would let me start without a condom, and then put on like halfway through, usually would take it off and then finish me with a blowjob or
titfuck, and cum in her mouth
>second girl I was consistent with
Condom the entire time, don't even ask to go without one
>third girl
Was really indifferent just didn't want me to cum in her
>current girl
She's on the pill and wants me to cum in her everytime, but I'm really starting to miss pulling out, so I still do it sometimes

>>10792794
What is even the context here?

condoms.

>>10792739
You're an idiot, or 5 years old

Get your girl on the pill. Bust in her everytime with no problems.

>>10792739
RIP flying sperm

>>10792670
she clearly didn't get paid for it to hit the face

>>10792723
People forget that the vasectomy isn't 100% until about 1.5 months or 30 ejaculates

>>10792972
how safe is the pill really?
Also, is it safe to fuck during her period?

>>10792664
Sauce ples?

>>10792666
Sauce?

>>10792884
>that time Jim Sterling reviewed this overwatch parody

>>10792997
I've done this, when it isn't super heavy. It's fine though a little messy (bloody dick), just have something under her to catch any blood.

What the fuck

>>10792992
Also the fact that vasectomies can heal themselves

>>10792675
You're an idiot.

>>10792677
believe me, you can. Either that or pay child support

>>10792664

The pill seems effective. I've been having sex with my girlfriend for over two years now. I cum inside her every time, and she hasn't gotten pregnant. Then again, I do roast my balls in baths often (not intentionally), and that does have an impact on sperm count.

>>10792664
>pulls out
>stills spill cum on the labias
Is it safe or completely dumb?

easy. don't have sex

>>10793096
A girl can get pregnant from cum shot on her upper thigh, those swimmers can be persistent.

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>>10792664
cum on her mouth/face

>>10792997

The pill is totally safe and foolproof as long as its kept consistently. The only problem with it is that it is hormonal. So ive heard of some women who lose their sex drive while on it.

Its never happened to me, but its worth remembering if you go on it and suddenly find your getting less sex.

Its safe to fuck a girl on her period. That blood is the uterine lining, the tissue the fertilised egg implants in to grow. If thats not there or is being shed, it doesn't matter if you've fertilized an egg, it won't implant and will be passed out of the body like everything else.

Technically there's actually only a fairly short period a month where women can get pregnant. People used to figure out calendars based on the menstrual cycle to know when they could or couldnt have sex. Of course its possible to misjudge and is kind of a pain in the ass so condoms or the pill are easier.

>>10792664
Bang pregnant chicks. She can't get double pregnant.

>>10793142
What if you bang a chick and she was just fat but lying about being pregnant so you would have sex with her

>>10793015
>>10793123
False. Fucking during period can lead to infection in both males and females.

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>>10792889
Whore trying to keep it professional, Ahmed keeps trying to get lovey dovey.

Except the beginning of it is still a bit strange. Doesn't seem like he's paying her, more like she's just giving the pizza guy a tip? But either way she's clearly ok with slurping his babies yet gets uncomfortable as hell every time he tries to kiss her or hell, hug her. Isn't that just adorable? kek

>>10793142
Doctor here, Harvard School of Medcine '88. True, she can't get double pregnant, but you can get the baby pregnant by doing so. Intra-uterine pregnancy is not recommended as is affect the size of the eyes.

>>10792879
I couldn't be that chick.

>>10793256
who is the chick?

>>10792992
> 1.5 months
> 30 ejaculates

Filthy casuals.

fuck only men and/or traps.

>>10793007
fake taxi

>>10792787
Shieeeeet. That nigga got rekt.

>>10793193
Sex in general. Please elaborate.

>>10792997
The pill makes her lose the egg. As in, it physically leaves her body into the toilet. No egg, no pregnancy.
Of course this also fucks with her appetite, skin condition, sex drive, etc hormonal stuff. Most women (with a good reason) don't want to be on the pill.

>>10792675
Lol good luck with that

>>10792664
who is this?

1. Don't have unprotected sex

2. Don't have sex at all

Birth control.

>>10792664
only wimps pull out. Men impregnate

>>10792794
SAUCE

>>10793123
The pill is very effective but it's not 100% perfect. My wife used it perfectly, never missed a pill and was never late. She had an alarm on her phone that went off and she would take the pill right then. We are expecting out first child next month, she was unplanned. Our obgyn didn't blink, according to her she gets a few couples a year in the exact same situation. Don't get me wrong we went unprotected for years so it is definitely effective but it's not completely safe.

>>10792664
>abstinence
>pull out method
but if you cant control your own dick, i guess wear a rubber... like a normal person.
change it every 15-30 min and keep everything lubed up.

if you still worried
>double wrap . hotsauce in the middle.

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1.wrap it b4 u slap it
2.always pull out (condoms can get microtears)
3.never listen to a dumb horny slut when she tells you to nut inside
4. if a girl tells you to nut inside ask if she really wants to be pregnant in 9 months then bust on her face
5. tie yer tubes

Just have sex with a female (male)

Pull out.
Also if she refuses plan b, feed her lots of Vitamin C.

I'd be more worried about Herpes and HIV than knocking someone up

>>10794265
>change it every 15-30 min and keep everything lubed up.
lol what

>>10792664
Don't have sex. It's pretty simple.
You could also have your reproductive organs removed if you want to guarantee it.

>>10794265
What's with the rubber change, this isn't formula one!

>>10792664
Up ze bum no harmzy done

>>10792712
This

>>10793997

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1077754207

>>10792664
Easy, just be gay or unfuckable.

If that fails, use multiple forms of contraception like the pill+condom or pulling out+castration.

>>10793682
my boner and my sides were gone

>>10792664
Put on a fucking condom and make sure she is on birth control.

>>10792689
Plan b don't always work. Wife has two pregnancies

>>10792664
Always have both condoms and a plan b pill. $40 isn't a lot compared to the $440,000 you have to spend over 18 years.

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>>10792664
Follow her cycle.

She is most fertile the week or so after she finished her period. Depending on her cycle, she could ovulate day 10-19 (day 1 being the first day she starts bleeding). Sperm can survive up to 3 days inside her vagina and the egg must be fertilized within 24 hours of being released during ovulation or it dies.

Honestly I usually just pull out up to day 21 and then full her up with cum until she starts bleeding again. You can always wear protection if you're paranoid. And make sure you throw the condom away if she's crazy, she could always turkey baster herself into motherhood unbeknownst to you.

>>10792794

Holy fuck this is so hot.

As a delivery driver this is my ultimate fantasy

Mirena IUD

Also all but stops periods. Well, at least the bleeding part. My gf is still moody as fk during the time she'd normally be bleeding.

Still. No pregnancies.

>>10792675
Ejaculating before sex GUARANTEES that your precum has sperm, you fucking idiot.

>>10792863
omg LOL ahahahaha

>>10793636
Ashley Alban

b u m p

>>10792752
>HAL9000
sauce?

>>10792712
Wife still got pregnant after a vasectomy....Suppose my GODmode sperm just created a new bridge....

>>10792777
Sauce?

>>10792739
Yelp! I suppose it is summer in here again

>>10792674

Only 99% effective.

>>10792664
Don't have sexual intercourse until you are married to the woman you expect to be your lifetime partner and intend to raise children with. Easy. Next question.

>>10792997
The pill when taken correctly is very effective. Like 99.99% effective. That doesn't mean always, but it may as well be always. It's such a small chance of failure that it's not really worth being concerned with.

That being said, stuff does happen, and when it fails, it's usually do to user error. Either a girl takes it on a fucked up schedule and ends up missing a dose or two, in which case there can be a failure. Or they get on the pill and immediately start fucking before the pill can take effect (you're not supposed to have unprotected sex for at least two weeks after you start). Or they take antibiotics, and don't realize that it interferes with the effectiveness of the pill. I actually got one of my girlfriends knocked up that way. She had a wisdom tooth taken out, had to get on antibiotics for a week, and neglected to mention this.

>>10795055
So how is your wife and my kid?

>>10792702
>metal contraceptive rod in the arm
can this be removed, if you two ever want kids?

You cum inside. The ejaculate kills all the precum which, infact, impregnates the woman.

>>10794911
Quick google search...

You are most fertile at the time of ovulation, (when an egg is released from your ovaries) which usually occurs 12-14 days before your next period starts. This is the time of the month when you are most likely to get pregnant. It is unlikely that you will get pregnant just after your period, although it can happen.

>>10795098
what'd you do?

my girlfriend is on the pill, but a week late. starting to shit myself

>>10792664
Pulling out does not work 100%.

Best solution is to not let your cum anywhere near some bitch.

>>10792672
sauce pls

>>10795119
It wears off after about 3 months

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WRAP

YOUR

RASCAL

>>10792997
>pill
IUDs/implants are much more effective than the pill. Don't have to worry about taking the pill perfectly when the drug is already in your body being released constantly.

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>>10792702
>metal contraceptive rod in the arm, can creampie as much as you want
Until she decides she wants some kids, removes it without informing you of it, and get pregnant with a "miracle baby" — trapping you into paying child support for 18 years.

>never trust women when it comes to contraception

>>10792739
But what is the source, I wonder

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>>10792664
Or you could just fuck her in the ass and not even need to worry about it

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I don't know how someone can nut with a rubber on but apparently

>>10792708
>>10792708
can confirm this works

>>10795323
>removes it without informing you of it
You can literally feel it when you rub her arm
My wife has one, its awesome

>>10792666
name? can't find the video.

>>10793007
>>10795439
pornhub.com view_video.php?viewkey=ph5850069872ee6

>>10792664
Don't have sex.

>>10792675
>>10794996


...yes, but you're missing the part where he said fap, then PEE before sex. If you piss after you cum, it clears the urethra of any remaining sperm either by washing it out, or by the fact that urine kills sperm on the spot. The pull out method worked for me and my ex and we lasted 9.5 years without a kid. Still don't have one.. But I don't have her anymore either so lol.

>>10792831
I need them

>>10795469
or just wear a condom?

>>10792739
sauce?

>>10792664
Here's your advice. Don't get advice here.

>>10792675
your pre does not contain sperm

You can cum inside her as long as she's on her period or for about a week afterward. Otherwise just pull out and you're golden. This has worked for me for 20 years and I've never gotten anyone pregnant.

>>10794432
unwanted baby is worst STD buddy

>>10794265
>hotsauce

Lost hard

>>10795171
Yet still your google fu or reading skills fail. its 12th-14th day AFTER her period.

Oh and don't forget to calculate 3-5 days of sperm staying fertile within womb.

Don't get cum in the vagina

>>10795823
It's easily curable with a simple abortion.

>>10792712
she can still get preggers, just the baby's not yours.

>>10795772
Agreed

>>10792889
IIRC she was at a hotel, I thought she was streaming on a cam site, would always suck his dick but never fucked. Also thought there was a clip saying she wouldn't be there anymore.

>>10794606
Supposedly to keep it from drying/tearing, I remember it's advised to changed every 30 minutes.

>>10792888
>miss pulling out
nigga why

>>10794265
The effectiveness of pulling out (22% result in pregnancy) is very close to using a rubber (18% result in pregnancy).
Using a rubber is mostly to reduce the chance of acquiring STDs.

Wear a condom properly

>>10795823
>Plan B
>Abortion
>Heavy doses of Vitamin C
>Motor Oil

Nigga that's 4 things that cure a baby. Name 1 that cures Herpes. You can't have sex when you have Herpes, you can when you have kids.

>>10795946
>rubber 18%

lmao, if that was true all college girls would be pregnant by graduation

>>10792664
I find that using a fake name works wonders for not having any known children.

>>10795958
It's the numbers the CDC has published. The myth of rubber as an effective contraception comes mostly from its use in conjunction with contraception pills (9% result in pregnancy). Their combined effect decrease the chance of pregnancy down to negligibly low numbers.

>>10792664
use a condom

>>10795992
>sample size is 100

lmao

>>10793328
hahahhah WHAT??????

>>10796019
I understand your fear, but the 100 does not indicate the sample size. You might want to look at the image again or better yet read the article instead.

>>10792708
Works 100%

>>10795171
In a month consisting of 28 days, 14 days after your period starts is also 14 days before it starts again.

>>10792831
fucking faggot gtfo.

>>10792664
>>10792664
just pull out,
Im 30, no kids, never used condoms, pull out game is strong

gfs have always started out gettin on the pill and it always seems to make em feel like shit and they get off it after a year or so, but I hate condoms so I just pull out, that shit works.

(oh fuck what if im just sterile)
naw I'm fine

>>10794241
what the hell is an obgyn

>>10796112
It's Murica-speak for "gynecologists" I think.

They like to shorten words in silly ways over there. Like "Bill" instead of "William". Doesn't have to make sense.

>>10792664
don't ask for this advice in 4chan you irredeemable idiot. Use condoms, get your tube ties, get her to use birth control pills. All of them work fine.

>>10795411
Seriously. Wearing condoms is fucking horrible. I'd rather just not have sex.

>>10792739
sauce?

>>10796112
>>10796132
are you seriously that dumb? its OB/GYN
obstetrician/gynecologist

>>10792664
be a man. men dont get prego

>>10793940
Nigga you a dumbass. A woman will not ovulate while on the pill. No egg at all to fertilize. And most don't know that antibiotics render the pill as useless which is why some get pregnant even if they follow it closely.
Source: took pill for 9 years without getting pregnant and having sex frequently.

>>10796075
And you better pray that she's on a 28 day cycle consistently. Which is not common.

>>10796159
Nobody believes you're getting laid anyways

no have the sex

>>10792664
Is this what american education looks like?

You guys never learned about contraceptives at school?

>>10792689
This. I'm surprised how much of a meme pulling out has become. Are schools not teaching about contraception anymore?

>>10795411
>>10796159
Your cocks must be really fucking numb.

Sure the first few seconds feel better without one, but during the hard work you don't even notice it.

>>10795177
She can suspend her period by continuously taking the pill, it starts when she stops for a few days. Maybe there's something important coming up and she's skipping out on her period so she doesn't bleed on that day.

>>10792834
Noice, source ?

>>10796260
yeah , do you mean you're not just shown hardcore porn in school?

>>10796270
nah condoms don't work for me at all. i can pound for hours and never get off. shit sux

>>10792711
which star wars parody is this?

>>10792675
honestly this is what I would do and it worked for 2 years

>>10792664
use condom and lube, it will never break!

>>10795506
>Hurr durr the vas deferens and the urethra are the same thing

Found the kid who flunked biology.

>>10795119
It lasts 3 years and can be taken out whenever

>>10795411
Beautiful contrast in this one, love the way she gets filled up and her labia stretch.

>>10795506
congratulations you're sterile

>>10792664
just don't tell her who you are so she can't come after you
fuck a new girl every night with a different girl each time
cum deep deep inside

why have shitdick fucking her in the ass, plastic tearing up your skin and pubes, or have to worry about her being on the pill
also who the fuck wants to keep track of her cycle what the fuck are you, gay?
pulling out guarantees a shitty orgasm
not even worth fucking the girl if you can't pump your cum out full force 8 inches deep

>>10796459
*different name

>>10796270
same here. that said I dont deathgrip during jerking off so maybe that's it

>>10792664
>having sex out of wedlock for purposes other than procreation

abstinence only degen

>>10795506
AND you know nothing of the human body...the other 2 commentators are 100% correct. You will never be a dad, thank god as we do not need your stupidity spreading to children!

>>10795526
Condoms break and over time(especially in a wallet) deteriorate and allow sperm through, so no! Abstinence is the ONLY true way!

>>10792664
Well sperm lives up to 5 days in a vagina and the woman can only get pregnant for 24 hours once her egg comes down. If you get her pregnant you're pretty unlucky

How to proceed if wife doesn't: swallow, take it in the mouth, face, ass, nor tugs the dick?

>>10796525
find a good divorce lawyer and hope you had a good prenup?

>>10792889
context? free pizza bro

>>10796683
How bout you just hold your shit like a real fucking man, bitch ass cucks

>>10796728
only cucks give up the pleasure of emptying their aching balls deep into a helpless femanon out of fear

>>10795411
Sauce

>>10792794

>"No kissing but I'll suck your dick and swallow"

This shit writes itself.

>>10796508

a) always use new condoms
b) don't keep condoms in your wallet jfc
c) if the condom breaks, have her take plan b. you have up to 3 days.

sorted.

>>10792664
Dont fuck

>>10795323
Who hurt you, anon? I have yet to know (either biblically or in the normal sense) a woman who would lie about birth control. They want to fuck without having kids too. Why the hell else would they campaign so hard for access to affordable contraception?

>>10795323
i miss being 13

>>10795411
Sauce

>>10792678
underrated

>>10796812
You are an anon blessed by the stars for never getting into a relationship with a crazy bitch. No lie, this kind of shit is scary as hell.

>>10792664
>How to avoid pregnancy?
>Advice from the Pros
Okay, here we go. I'm only going to explain it once so pay attention.

Step 1: Be me
Step 2: Never have sex as a consequence

100% guaranteed not to get anyone pregnant.

>>10796812
>>10796884
Like, seriously, this shit isn't more common than a woman wanting to use contraception by a long shot, but it happens a lot and it's truly freaky. A perfectly normal woman who you trust to make good sexual decisions suddenly decides that she wants a child, and then goes to extreme lengths to have a baby with you without you knowing. It's insane that they expect you to stay with them afterwards (they 100% are insane, will 100% lie to you about it, and then expect you to still love and care for them).

>>10796884
I've dated girls who were diagnosably crazy before. None of them WANTED to get pregnant.

>>10796891
This may be because I am still in my early 20's and the women I have had sex with have all been my age (+/- 2 years), so they'd be both more pregnancy-averse due to generational differences and not feeling the biological clocks yet.

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>>10796886

4 the lulz

>>10796812
My crazy cousin purposefully got pregnant and with the guy she was obsessed with. She trapped him and its a damn shame for both of them

>>10796908
I feel like the guy in question may have very poor judgement when it comes to sex partners. Someone unstable enough to do THAT doesn't sound like they'd be aware enough to hide it.

>Be four years with a girl who has mostly-asymptomatic PCOS
>Must take birth control and estrogen to reduce risk of ovarian / endometrial cancer
>Would have a very hard time getting pregnant even when off birth control
>Kid would have a high probability of being retarded / stillborn.

BONUS
>Only gets period 2-3 times a year.

But landing with a girl who has PCOS and isn't a hairy whale is "unicorn" lucky. Doctor took a long time to diagnose PCOS because she isn't overweight or diabetic and doesn't actually show any cysts on an ultrasound. Eventually needed endocrinologist to diagnose.

Are all girls (aged ~20) scared shitless of pregnancy (crying after sex saying they fucked up) or is it just my ex

>>10792752
http://yourporn.sexy/post/571a0f5d41af7.html?sk=anabelle-pync---bound-to-ruin-two&so=0

>>10792664
WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM YOU DEGENERATE FAGGOT

>>10792664
Don't give her your name. Blow your load in her. Don't answer her calls.

>>10792831
Fuck outta here FAGGOT, fags CAN'T get pregnant

>>10792664
Get a blowjob.

>>10795411
Sauce

>>10792711
i second that,scene please!

>>10795411
Sauce

>>10792828
who is that babe?

>>10796764
>>10796863
>>10797136
Google: claire gloryhole

Don't have sex.

>>10792664
>Be OP
>Be intolerable faggot
>Never fuck
>Can't get your hand pregnant OP

>>10794241
Rekt

>>10792664
I'm either pull-out god or I'm sterile. I hit he last 7 girls bare. Only two were on birth control. I'm also clean. So, I think I'm just super fucking lucky or intelligent and skilled as shit. If your dick starts twitching, it's time to pull out.

>>10792664

sauce

>>10796269
From Georgia (and from a better part of the state at that), the answer is yes. Sex ed in high schools is a footnote and they focus way more on anti-drug shit.

>>10795949
>You can't have sex when you have Herpes

Then what the fuck are 99 percent of pornstars doing?

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>>10792664
>How to avoid pregnancy
Easy, don't have coitus

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Consult a doctor.

>>10792664
Evite el aborto, coja por el orto.

>>10795946
>18%
Yeah no fucking way. Some studies may show a higher percentage but most of the ones Ive seen are no more than 10%.

I have never seen such a bunch of dumb sex-misinformed motherfuckers in my entire life. Holy shit, 2/3rds of this thread needs to take a fucking sex ed class. Even one of those bullshit Texas ones might help at this point.

Use an implant

>>10797975
but that's how the illuminati controls you

>>inb4 the holy virgin mary

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>>10793682

The pill is simply dead sperm usually from swine. When the woman takes the pill it connects to the egg but because it's dead it creates a dead festus.
It takes 5 days for the dead sperm to go from mouth to egg. This is why girls stop their period when they consume the pill.
There has been one case where the swine sperm was still living and created a abnormal festus that needed to be terminated for the health of the mother.

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jumping after sex may be a good idea

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give a shit about the babies

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this should be save

>>10798043
Rofl wtf? Whoever told you that needs to be slapped. Its a mix of hormones that prevent ovulation.

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she needs to be fast

>>10792664

Please somebody fucking sauce this she looks like Olivia Munn lookalike.

>>10792831
Their dicks are identical
>Twincest?

>>10798071
Nah it's correct I'm a doctor.

>>10795506
>>10796373
You are all idiots

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>>10795055
>Wife still got pregnant after a vasectomy
>my GODmode sperm
>my sperm

Inb4 Mirena

Use birth control, and don't get the the sperm inside the pussy.

It's pretty straightforward.

>>10798123
I agree. Bitch cheated.

"SAUCE" ON OP IS LEA MAGIC (OR KAROL VENDULA) NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>10792664
Step 1: be a small dicked white boi
Step 2: thus never get any pussy

>>10798123
Vasectomy only changes the color of the kid, stay cool man. Its a natural phenomenon.

>>10792664
i use condom and i pull out at the same time.

how about not fucking putting your penis inside a vagina? I'm a virgin and I'll die one as well. Not a single STD or pregnant chick to worry about.

life is way simpler, mate.

>>10792675
Just use a condom

Holy shit, so many virgins posting...

Basically, don't cum in girls who are on the pill. When they 'forget' to take it, they immediately ovulate (within a couple days), and sperm will live in a uterus for around 5, sometimes up to 7 days.

If they have a more permanent birth control, like an implant or IUD, then feel free to cum in them.

Without birth control, women ovulate around 5 days to a week after their period ends. So you have to wait around 12 days after their period ends before cumming in them, and have to stop just after her period starts again.

Condoms are very effective, but nobody likes them.
You CAN fuck bare, just pull out before you cum, and afterwards go piss and then wash your dick with soap and water (to clear out the leftover semen, and kill the sperm who are riding on your dick).
I did that for nearly a year without incident.

Actual precum does NOT have sperm in it normally, only if you've already cum recently and haven't pissed, or if you actually semi-ejaculate (which happens while you're edging sometimes).
If you feel like you're about to cum, then pull out and bend your dick or something to keep yourself from cumming, then you will probably have sperm in your urethra. If you go back to fucking her, she'll get pregnant.
So, DO NOT EDGE if you're fucking bareback unless she's completely safe to cum in.
Just be very familiar with your own orgasm before using pulling out as a form of birth control.

And that's about it. I've been fine, you will be too as long as you're smart (and don't listen to advice from 4chan).

tips from the pros:

Yeah, forget gynecologists or basic facts that everyone should have learned in elementary school. Let's ask coked out porn sluts how they thing contraception works.

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>>10792664

>20 forms of easily affordable contraceptives
>people still ask how to avoid pregnancy
>dumb bitches still get knocked up

We're doomed.

>>10798916

Holy shit, laughing so hard

Only have sex with girls on their period

>>10798813
>overcomplicating life

you people are sad. either wear a condom or don't fucking have sex at all.

>>10798927

The US is one of the worst countries in the world when it comes to teaching people about sex. A large number of men in the US think a woman can actually "hold in" her period.

Dont have sexual intercourse with women

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Condoms.

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Pulling out isn't pleasurable for the woman.

>>10798560
underrated post

>>10794265
double wrapping condoms breaks them up through friction

>>10794911
You are wrong. Ovulation occurs between 10-14 days after the end of the menstrual cycle and is the most fertile period of time for a woman, lasting from 3-7 days.

>>10795107
Surprised no one commended this little gem.

>>10792664
personally i just control where and when i ejaculate and that method always worked
but average human is a pathetic fag and it will fail

>>10792712
not true. my ex has 2 sisters that were vasectomy and tube tied babies

>>10792973
topkek RIP

1) Look up how to properly use a condom. Seriously. Setting up the reservoir tip properly isn't intuitive for the inexperienced.

2) Try different sizes/brands until you find a condom that actually fits you right. Bad fit = more likely to break.

3) Practice breaking a condom fapping, so you know what it feels like and know to stop during sex if it happens.

>>10796189
He's talking about the morning after pill (Ie; Plan B) you take after unprotected sex where it makes the woman have an immediate menstrual cycle, dispelling the egg from the body.

You're talking about the birth control pill,the one women take on a daily basis to prevent pregnancy.

Fucking idiot

>>10792664
make the bitch take the pill, always!

>>10794848
Learn to wrap it up so you don't need plan b,
Pretty basic common sense.

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>>10798999

Hardly anyone here is so god damn dumb that they've never heard of a condom, Plan B, or the diaphragm. Sex is all over the place here (and everywhere) and sex education at school cannot be blamed, thanks to the internet. You can Google the fuck out of anything.

Fact is, barring rape and extremely rare contraceptive failure, if a woman gets knocked up it's because she wanted to take a load in her pussy and the guy wanted to dump his seed in her.

There's no excuse in the first world for this shit.

Well, condoms have the same risk as pulling out if you're doing it right.

>>10793164
LOL

>>10796459
Virgin detector is off the charts

>>10799294
Actress name?

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i've never had sex before. am i virgin?

>>10796171
Like I said... It's Murica-speak for gynecologist.

>>10799112
Condoms suck.

STDs suck too, bigtime, but I never have sex with a condom anymore. Not worth it to me. Just make sure everyone is tested, cured and clean.

>>10798123
>filename
kek

>>10792739
Absolutely false information

>>10792802
You would think so, but no. While the odds are extremely low, she could actually get pregnant while cleaning up after anal.

Fun fact - the Vatican actually encouraged couples to have anal during times of famine, to avoid the undue stress of additional children (middle ages sometime). They've sense gone back on it.

>>10799439
#2 add on - don't pretend that you need large condoms. As my health teacher forever ago put it, if a guy tells you he's "too big for condoms" run. She then proceeded to stretch a medium size condom all up her arm past the shoulder.
A condom that's too big is more likely to leak, and is less enjoyable for everyone involved.

Bonus fact - medium Trojans are exactly the same size as large Magnums. It's a marketing scheme to make guys feel more manly.

>>10799443
That is horrendously bad advice, from a health perspective. Plan B essentially makes your body think it's already pregnant by sending a rush of hormones into the blood stream. Relatively harmless if done infrequently. But if it's done too regularly it can actually cause fertility issues, irregular and/or early periods. It kind of reeks havoc on the reproductive system.

>>10796459
As stated by someone who's clearly never had a girlfriend.

>>10796891
Is your life a sitcom? This is not the kind of thing that normal girls do. That said, if she tells you she wants a baby and you don't, maybe it's time to break up. Or, barring that, talk about it and set a time line (ie not now, but maybe in a year or two...).


My best advice for avoiding pregnancy - talk with your partner. If you both have a clear understanding of what you're expecting accidents become much less frequent. Before you dive in ask if she's using protection (never assume). Avoid 1 night stands (an opinion I'm sure won't go over well) unless you already know her pretty well. Miscommunication is the root of all child support.

>>10799532
Kekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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>>10792664
I have a plan.

>>10798043
Please tell me you're not really this stupid.

The pill is series of hormones (estrogen and progesterone) meant to make the body think it's in early stages of pregnancy. Specifically, it begins to strip the uterine wall so that new eggs can't attach to it.

>>10799643

>Bonus fact - medium Trojans are exactly the same size as large Magnums. It's a marketing scheme to make guys feel more manly.

Most of your post is gold, but this is only half true.

>https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/priceless/201004/monetizing-the-male-ego
>The regular Trojan, the Magnum, and the Magnum XL all measure 2 inches wide at the base. The base has to cinch snugly to keep the thing on.
>The difference is in width of the shaft. Measured at the head, Trojans are 2 inches wide, Magnums are 2.5 inches, and Magnum XL's are 2.75 inches. Well okay, that's a difference.

The base being the same size may as well make it a cockring for a thicker guy anyway. That difference in the shaft is pretty substantial. It absolutely could make the difference between having a broken-condom accident or not for thicker dudes.

Not that this means you have to suck it up and pay the thick dick tax. Just keep taking the sizing seriously and find another brand.

>>10799670
Enjoy your HIV

>>10799699
Learn something new everyday. Thanks for the correction.

Bonus fact - India is the only country where you can buy small Trojans. Not they're not needed elsewhere, but it's the only country that's willing to buy them.

>>10792664
>How to avoid pregnancy?

Leave town.

>>10792831
sauce?

Luckily for me I never pulled out bc they were on the pill. Also cumming inside a girls pussy just feels too good to ever pull out. And even if I had sex with a girl that isn't on the pill I still wouldn't pull out.

pee on leg

>>10792666
Checkd

>>10800003
Pee inside her

>>10792664
Dont bust a nut in a hoe you aint trust

>>10800003
You're thinking of jellyfish stings

>>10792718
sauce pls

>>10792664
Just wear condom, I fuck my GF 3 about times a week and never got her pregnant in 8 years

>>10794432
Either I or my ex was barren or you can chalk another one up for the vitamin C meme. When ever her period was late she'd eat one of the gummy supplements every waking hour until blood was achieved.
Don't know about the kidneys though.

>>10799513
Chasey Lain

from the 90s

Thread fail

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>>10792739
>sperm immediately dies in air

>>10792664
don't have sex

>>10794994
My girlfriend got that one too but its literally not there anymore. I sugjest nexplanon instead.

>>10795506
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3564677/

Peeing doesn't change a thing.

>>10799440
He's also talking about birth control faggot. Go back to whatever hick town your mom abandoned you in and try to lean how to read.

Jesus christ this thread is pants on head retarded.

>>10792739
Congratulations, your bait was the tastiest for the kids who are dying to show they know all about sex, whilst never having got any.

>>10798813
>If you feel like you're about to cum, then pull out and bend your dick or something to keep yourself from cumming
Pulling out and taking deep breaths can be an alternate solution as well

>>10801055
>>10799513
She's a crack/meth whore now

>>10796886
>>10792664

amazing

>>10796105
>>10792664
same, im 25 last gf about 2 years together and never use a condom just pull out, body, mouth, face

>>10792888

My side girl used to have a coil in but we removed it during a sex game (actually very easy to do), and now the sex is a hundred times hotter because of the risk. She's married so if she gets pregnant she'll tell him it's his.

>>10793142
one of my exes might've got pregnant (not mine, another guy's), we occasionally hook up from time to time, so if it turns out that she is, I'm gonna give her the biggest nut possible.