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Happy ending

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post similar gifs - no obvious fake setup shit
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and another one
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last one
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>>10718519
underrated thread
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>>10718528
What is she saying?
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>>10718606
Agreed.
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There was one I saw years ago that's always stuck with me, but never bee able to find. A blonde middle aged women giving a guy a massage, he starts to lightly brush against her with his hand and as she doesn't protest he eventually persuades her to take her top off and feel her up. She gets really into it, but I can't remember if he gets a happy ending.
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>>10718647
bump
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>>10718647
want this too
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>>10718647
bump o rump
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There are a couple of places nearby to my place that do rub and tugs. I go occasionally because its pretty cheap.

One place, the women are older and not that nice, but they give exceptional massages and then amazing hand jobs. The other the girls are younger, but the massages are wildly all over the place depending on the girl and the hand jobs...do the trick? I cum, but its nothing hugely special.
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>>10718519
these waxing vids are all shit but I bet it feels fucking great
I get a happy ending like once every few months, chinks really know how to use their hands
>step 1
go to ANY chinese massage place. Rent is high, do you really think these places can pay the rent and staff wages by doing authentic massages?
>step 2
get fully naked and if they ask if you've been here before say yes
>step 3
say it feels nice when they get lewd like if they touch your balls/arse
>step 4
enjoy your handy
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>>10718635
> Before you finish...

She wanted him to tell her when he was gonna cum and he just wanted her to get a handfull of babies.
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made these earlier
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>>10720769
sauce
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>>10718528
source please
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>>10720154
there will be another negotiation before handy.
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>>10721096
Always wondered what costs typically looked like for services. I'd assume depending on the gal and what she does it can get up there.
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>>10720769
That's great, full video?
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do you think theres a higher chance if youre handsome?

im pretty young, athletic, white, above average size.

do you think shed find it flattering and act on her own accord?
id prob try and act shy to make her feel like she has control
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>>10721820
Do you think a hooker will give it to you for free? What are you 12?
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>>10721640
>Happy ending Waxing/Massage happy ending
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57b57766a2713
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>>10721820
fucking moron
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>>10718606
Indeed
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>>10721820
What are you a fucking idiot.
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>>10720154
no the fuck it doesnt. i saw this shit last year and decided to give it a try. it was one of the most horrible things i have done. THAT SHIT HURTS. like really. like if you are feeling randy, then reach down there and yank some hair out. its like that.
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>>10720262
no she said "before you were faster"
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Please keep this thread alive until I get home :(
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>>10721820
ur a fukin faggot
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>>10721820
lel 4chin
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>>10718522
MmmmHmmmmm she is working hard for that nut
>tfw no middle aged homely Chinese lady to service your cock
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>>10724384
go rent one dumb ass its like 80$
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>>10718519
that shit hurts, how does that guy manage to cum during all that pain
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>>10718635
she said, "before, you fast."
he came fast last time
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>>10724567
He managed to cum BECAUSE of all that pain.
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No more webms ? I'm sad now
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https://pastebin.com/ryQ9uE6E

someone make the video link in this pastebin into a webm!!! it's not an asian chick but it looks real/not setup.
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>>10721820
It's work you fucking moron but i get the jist.
Probly more pleasant giving ronaldo a handy then giving trump one.
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>>10718522
>those titles and diplomas on the wall
>master of blow style kungfu
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>>10720151
How would you ask? Is there like a secret knock?
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Been to a couple in my area. Pay for a massage and you give them a tip afterwards or before your "release"
$60 for an hour and usually $40 for a handy. Lay down naked, and get rock hard when they turn you over. Theyll generally ask
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>>10718519
Wow, I actually never heard of a waxing happy ending. Didn't really know there was a market for that...
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bump. very interesting.
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these things are everywhere here in the states you just need to know what to look for. I used to go to them all the time in guam, where there is one about every 10 feet.
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>>10718519
how do you find places that do this?
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>>10721146
usually it's around $60 house fee, $40 tip for handy. More for beej/fucking
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>>10726571
Was always a concern of mine finding myself short at the parlors, so I refrained.

Though where I live I'd imagine it could fetch lower. I'm not in a big city, but there's certainly asian massage parlors that are open pretty late.
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are there tell tale signs if a parlor is down with this? how awkward would it be to hint at it and get rejected
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>>10726804
if you're rejected just give them more money. Or leave and never go back. Simple.
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Bump bump bump
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This is my very favorite type of thread, let me post some vids I've converted myself to keep his baby going. Where do you guys go to find your videos of this stuff?

Check out this chick's two handed technique, the guy shoots so far it gets on her shirt sleeve.
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>>10727251
Here comes number two, the wacky camera angles on some of these make me question whether or not to upload them.
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>>10727277
Here comes a third, her thumbs up really makes me smile, she seems like a fun woman.
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>>10727347
Last one for tonight, hope to see more tommorow.
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>>10721820
i'm younger and generally considered handsome by women I'm not paying to give me a jerk session, i've been to a few and have gotten compliments each time, one girl actually jerked me off again after the first cause we were flirting back and forth and told me she'd like to see me again (that's part of the job of course but it seemed a tad different).
went back and asked for her but she was "gone to san diego" she's probably gone or dead desu.
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>>10727347
Nice girl
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>>10718534

Is that a mans hands?
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>>10718534
Need sound
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>>10728305
Getting a hj aint gay, unless there's eye contact. Its giving one thats gay.
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>>10727277
Love the way they encourage it. So hot. Cant tell if they fake it or actually genuinely enjoy it
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>>10728810
It’s economics.. The faster you cum the less time they have to be touching your dick.

Since so many of you are asking price.. International Sex Guide. Thank me later. Welcome to ISG.
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I went to one 2 days ago and got a happy ending for the first time
>2nd time going to a massage parlor
>first one nothing happened
>this time go to one that someone said they got a happy ending at
>go there
>20 something girl with short demin shorts leads me to room
>pay 50 for 30 mins
>gives back massage with oil and all
>her thighs rubbing on my hand after a while just ask if I can hold them
>she says sure and I can't take my hands off of them
>flip over and asks me what I want, nervous so I just point to my dick
>pay her 50 first
>she brings out oil and gives me a nice handy at a good medium sped with a really good grip
>she wouldn't take anything off but I could touch
>lifts her bra and touch them
>reach in her pants and grab her ass
>couldn't rub her pussy
>went like 10 mins over but she didn't have a problem with it
I really want to go again, but I have to scrounge up around 140 this time so I can do some more besides touch over clothes.
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>>10718519
anyone got the "massage your sasuage" video. she goes "you wanna cum uh uh uh uh uh"
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>>10718635
She's telling him he should take care of it before he came there. Obviously no one in their right mind would do that
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Best thread ever
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>>10728916
>$50

try $40, I've found that's standard for a handy
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Bumping whilst pumping....for faps sake, helpz.
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>tfw no massage parlor nearby
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>>10720764
>>10720769
>>10720772

Wow, this is very good shit. From where is this from?
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>>10727347
This one looks nice, is there a video somewhere?
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No offense but chicks give the worst handjobs
I would only ever try for a happy ending if it meant a bj or better
not a stinking handjob. Dude you give yourself the best handjob you'll ever get anyways
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>>10731624
(cont.)
unless of course professional handjob chicks are way better at it than normal chicks. Anybody want to chime in? are massage parlor handjobs better than the average chicks handjob?
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>>10731640
They are absolutely better. I've only gotten them from the older middle age asian masseuses, but they are the only women who have ever made me cum from just their hands. So I'd say they're definitely better than most, and they clean you up nicely after, which is always a nice touch.
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>>10731640
much better. most of them have been doing it for a long time, and know just what to do to milk you. they also set the mood nicely with a nice massage to start, and they tease enough where you're already hard when they flip you
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>>10731666
My ex used to give me amazing handjobs when she was on the rag. I enjoyed it more than blowjobs even. We'd be like missionary, forehead to forehead and she'd look me in the eyes and beg me to cum. 10/10 experience
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>>10721820
this boards 16&over kiddo
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>>10720769
she has to be considering giving him a fuck
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>>10721820
just go get a Brazilian/cock waxing, lots of women do it and if you get a boner they like it because it's easier for them. if you cum it's not your fault so just enjoy getting your dick groped.
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bump this nice thread
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I work in a massage therapy / hair removal clinic in west Hollywood. It's honestly a pretty enjoyable job, but there is a ton of gossip about what each employee does with/for certain customers
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>>10733027
> So just enjoy getting your dick groped.

Yeah I'm going to enjoy having my pubic hair ripped out
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>>10733117
>That feel when you aren't one of the 1% of people who like this but don't find out till they get a Brazilian.

FeelsBadMan
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Nice thread
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>>10728916
so you payed 100 for a massage + handy?

lmao
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>>10733114
Well what do you do ?
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>>10726897
>http://1f.al/d/7tKr
MODS
MODS
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How common is this in asian massage places?
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>>10722000
HOLY SHIT, wait till 0:55 and turn up the sound
I got a heart attack
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>>10733911
Haha sorry to disappoint but I don't give handjobs myself. I've had multiple guys cum during sessions though. It's so common there's proper work protocol for it.
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I used to call massage parlors and ask them what kind of massages did they offer. After they tell me I would say, "well, I'm looking for something extra special." I always had luck with the places that would say they couldn't talk about it over the phone.
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>>10721820
>im pretty young, athletic, white, above average size.

Oh, aren't you just a precious little snowflake. Too bad real life doesn't work with internet-based entitlements uh :(((.
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>>10734108
What do you do when this happens? Do they look at you? Do they "tip you extra"? Do you encourage it or enjoy it? Also, dude or girl [spoiler] must be girl, right? [/spoiler]
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>>10723353
You're autistic. If you just want a handjob go to a MASSAGE place don't ask for a fucking wax man
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>>10718522
Wow! is that here college/HS Grad picture on the wall? or her daughters?
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>>10720772
noticed the wedding ring
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>>10718528
fucking cunt stopped jerking way too soon. Isn't she supposed to be a pro?
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>>10734608
nvrmind. didn't have sound on.
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come on someone post the mighty PACHIPA!
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>>10734435
I'm white, so I generally get talked to a lot more than the other girls there. So I'm usually talking to the clients a lot of the time.

I've been tipped plenty extra a few times, but you never know if it's for that reason or they're just generous. It's Hollywood though, so generosity is highly unlikely.

I don't mind it, honestly. surprised me the first few times, but never really been uncomfortable.
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>>10725301
They advertise on the internet, go from anywhere from a rub and tug to full service.
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>>10724567
>that shit hurts, how does that guy manage to cum during all that pain
You haven't been here very often, have you? Some people actually enjoy genital pain.
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I'm hunting for a women that used to do a series of this theme. She would massage men and women and record just their lower half (cock/pussy/butt/belly/thighs). I saw one webm with that and tried searching for more, I just can't remember the series name.
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>>10734734
Do you mean cum clinic? That chick is hot, her muscular boobs are incredible.
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good fetish. I've been going to a private masseuse for three years now, it's even better when you have a rapport and friendship with your servicer. Great massage, great hj, hangout sometimes, have a beer.
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How the fuck do you even find places that do this anyway? I've been wanting to go to one for a while now.
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>>10733879
Some people have disposable income, and they use it to have a good time. There's a difference between jerking yourself and your cock being practically worshipped (if she knows what she's doing)

You fucking cunt.
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>>10733978
lmao same
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>>10735764
Check rubmaps, any asian massage place that is open too late after 5 pm are probably going to be willing to tug your knob.
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>>10727467
Nice fantasy, got anymore stories?
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Wonder if a woman has ever asked for a happy ending
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>>10735662
>ur fingers already in there?

he has me dying
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>>10734667
Dang. Have you ever sensed like they deliberately push themselves on you, as in purposely shove their dick your way, touch you etc? Have you ever been turned on and given them 'extra' or deliberately jacked them off? Please share stories. Hot.
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>>10735662
agreed on the muscular boobs. Awesome!!
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>>10736012
Is girl. I went to a massage place that was open late because I needed a massage, and my work schedule is afternoon to night, so nowhere is open without me going in during sleeping hours.

I was given a massage by another woman, and it was good, and after the rest of my body she asked me "do you want to be totally relaxed?" which I didn't realise was code for "do you want me to finger your pussy as well?" I agreed because I assumed it meant a spa or something.

I was pretty surprised when she started massaging my tits, but figured they're muscles as well, and then even more surprised when she moved onto the exterior around my vagina, but figured that it was probably common enough. What really stunned me was when she started rubbing my clit and fingering me, but by that time I was so relaxed from the massage and horny from the rest of it that I let it go and got my very happy ending.

I keep going back there and seeing them. It's a nice way to get relaxed and have someone get you off.
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>>10736997
I've had multiple guys try to make a move or such. Tilting their hard dick into my hard or against my arm and so on.

It's always the same type of guy too. Over 30, coming in 10am to 2pm. Usually the businessmen type, away from his wife most likely. They are always the ones who you can expect to try something.

Younger guys usually aren't so bad. My location is popular with the west Hollywood gay crowd, so I do get to work on a lot of hot younger gay guys.
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>>10728916
Kinda how it happened to me. Second time I went there they wanted to make sure I was old enough, then the massage was over before I knew it.

They had table showers so I asked to try it out and that's when she asked how much I'll tip her. Wasn't sure how much to give so I just told her 80 or something.

So nervous I couldn't get it up before she let me suck on her tits, tried to get her to give me a bj, but she didn't.
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>>10737080
About as believable as the holocaust. Nice try dude.
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>>10724384
That's a man
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>>10721820
damn bruh these guys are all haters haha. I've been to a couple girls like this, im handsome, athletic, charming, big dick, and above all...I fuck them like it's my last fuck on earth.

Had a few of the youngers ones give me their personal numbers, 2 or 3 have given it up to me on the regular. Best part, their hookers, so they don't expect me to give a fuck about them.
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>>10728948
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>>10737154
So how true are the video I've seen of waxing on porn sites. When a guy gets an erection do you grab it like a handle to stretch the skin more tautly? Should I die of embarrassment if I get an erection while getting waxed?
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>>10737317
I have to say, the conversations with the masseuses are my favorite part. Such genuine interactions, they usually make the guy seem like a jerk though. Like the way this woman clearly doesn't want her face filmed and he keeps pointing the camera at her.
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>>10732036
Quality woman right there. Why did you leave her?
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>>10737360
It's extremely common for guys to get hard, don't worry about it at all.

It makes it much easier to actually do our job if it's hard, to be completely honest.

Your dick will be getting grabbed the entire time, so you need to be prepared for that anyway!

The only thing that makes it weird is if you really react to it. Most people used to waxing get one and completely ignore it, we're used to seeing them a lot.
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>>10737317
How often do they let you touch them under their clothes like that?
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>>10737360

First off, like 90% of situations where people feel embarassed they shouldn't be. Remember that if you have confidence embarassment is something that happens to other people.

Second, people get erections in massages and waxes all the freaking time. If someone is directly touching your junk, chances are something is gonna spark off.

They've seen it. A thousand times before. Just apologize politely. Or fuck it, don't. They probably don't care one bit.
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>>10736012
No. Never. It has never happened.
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>>10737409
Usually they're okay with it as long as you ask and go slow.
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>>10737404
Wow, that actually sounds like quite a thrill. I think I might get one just for the experience of it now, thanks.

I'll keep dumping now to keep this thread going.
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>>10720961
pornhub dot com slash view_video.php?viewkey=ph569f88ebdf373

>>10737556
Lets keep with the waxing theme
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>>10718534
It he black in white makes it so artistic. Now all we need at the end is a clown sitting ina corner with a single tear coming down.
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Anyone have the girl-on-girl one?
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>>10737674
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>>10734383
Fucking gold! Top KEK right here.
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One of the most original threads ever.

Good job, OP. Seriously.
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toasting in an epic bread. aaa
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How much of a tip would it take to fuck?
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>>10735788

Disposable income or not, you have to be lonely and socially awkward as fuck to spend your money on something that was barely worth asking for when you were 14 and horny.
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>>10725234
so glad i clicked this. easily the best video on this topic i've ever seen. this is the rarest kind of woman there is, one who dives in to actually capture all of the cum
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>>10725234
>>10740107
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>>10740107
>>10740114
that drip of cum down the shaft...
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>>10740107
>>10740114
>>10740137
dear fucking god sauce
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>>10727467
Lol every parlor down here in San Diego is a rub and tug. There's seriously like 20 within a .5 mile radius. It's insane
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>>10740285
San Diego here, very true. Came back from daisy spa and bit expensive but oral first visit
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>>10740114
damn...

i really want to believe the bj was unplanned(since the oil) and she just reacted because she was really into it and thought she'd give him a little treat
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>>10733114
Even medical/dermatology places have unspoken experiences within their walls. One of the managers/PA had a list of her personal clientele. She drove a car no worse than the MD who did actual medical procedures
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>>10740107
>>10740114
>>10740137
I'm usually not the one to call aids, but AIDS?
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>>10737080
are you in a relationship? does he/she know?
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>>10740722
probably
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>>10740239
>>10740722
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57feeab6a265d
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>>10740864
>"HAPPY ENDING IN KENYA"
>Speaks very clear english..
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>>10734108
What's the proper protocol?
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>>10737317
the way she repeats the word is so annoying
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>>10731640
Yeah. They know what they're doing.
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>>10724567
Haha, boy you've got a lot to learn about the world!
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>>10740285
Dana point here. Yeah theres a ton here too. It's awesome.
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bump plz
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>>10740979

You are an idiot.
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>>10740285
I'm in New Mexico and I can vouch for this...hell even when I lived in Denver. They're all like that.


Guys, the whole point of massage parlors is for the happy ending. I'd say well over 95% of any given "strip-mall" massage parlor gives happy endings and its cheap too, usually about $60/hour and $80 for 2 hours.

They'll start you out on your stomach and then they'll ask you to flip over on your back. Once they get to that part they slowly tease the genital area while caressing your entire body then to finish they just jerk you off. Noone goes to a massage parlor for JUST the massage. Just gotta be careful with the chicks that want to suck your dick, either have them put on a condom or stick to the hand job, you don't want to get an STD. There's no telling how many unique dicks they have in their mouth in a week let alone on a monthly basis.

BTW it is illegal because you're basically paying for sex, but its kind of a law that is rarely enforced, like jay-walking, because the places advertise as massage services and you can decline the happy ending.

The only massage places that won't do happy endings are the high end massage parlors with fancy websites or if they're a national chain of parlors. But if you see some questionable looking massage parlor off the interstates with their rates in huge letters painted on the window, you're good to go.

the best part is, if you go to one and she sucks....as in, she give a bad massage or inexperienced with hand jobs, there's bound to be at least a dozen or so more parlors in a 30 mile radius o experiment with. This one parlor I went to when it was time to get to the happy ending she just started massage palming the head of my penis and it hurt like a MFer because that shit it sensitive.
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>>10731640
Depends some just think of it as work others fucking feel like a mouth.
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Imma go ahead and bump this
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Not so sound ungrateful, I enjoyed the thread and I fapped, but personally I would NEVER pay for a handjob. Full fuck or nothing for me. Might as well just turn on the computer at home and give a handjob to myself.
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>>10747054
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>>10747464
I think it's more about the entire experience rather than the handjob itself.
Never done it myself, don't think I would either, but it's not so difficult to see appeal of it.
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>>10747464
Here in Florida, most of the korean places offer full service.

In Orlando, they REALLY get into it. One chick wanted me to choke her and everything. Another does rimjobs- haven't been there, not into that.
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>>10747809

>tfw live in Orlando

I'd love to find a place like that, but I have no idea where to look? Got any recommendations? Any areas?
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Ive been living in Okinawa Japan for about a year now and ive gone to four different parlors. One specifically more than the others because it has prettier women and better quality messages and happy endings. One of them even fingered me while jacking me off. It was very pleasing. This is what Japan is all about! Anyone else in Oki?
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>>10747839
How much compared to America prices?
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>>10737908
Doesn't matter if they're japanese, taiwanese, Korean, etc asian woman had the flattest ass ever (except for chinese they thicc)
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>>10747834
Cherry Blossom on N Bumby is one. There's another off Colonial, in a strip with an asian market (don't remember the road, but it's the building north of a CVS or Walgreens)

Tampa has a shit-ton too. At least 5 that offer full service, not to mention "lingerie shops", and "barber shops", for white and latin chicks.
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>>10735662
fake shit
leave nigger
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>>10747809
>>10747809

I live off bumby and 50 in colonial town. Any recs for the places on 50 by the publix
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dallas here. hear places here are sketchy af. Most are sting operations
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bumping bread
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>>10748163
see >>10748101

I live in Tampa, only know those two, stop by on occasion on the way to/from Universal. I know most of the other places around I-Drive are super expensive, tourist trap places.

The other place is on woodward and mills. Cherry Blossom is on Bumby across from some a biergarten, across from Kilgore st
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>>10748195
>>10748163
As for any other places on Colonial, I'm sure they all offer at least happy endings, as asian massage parlors do. I'm with the above guy, though, don't see the point in paying for a handy.
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Any experiences on getting footjobs as part of the package?
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>>10735662
theres a few vids where she gets guys to sit on sybians and she slow jerks them and its an explosion every time. i would totally want one if they werent so loud. I have a magic wand i just need attachments for it
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Anyone have tips on finding a legit one of these in the Dallas TX area? That isnt a sting?
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>went to a massage parlor at uni recently
>woman probs in 40's with fake tits greets me
>pay 70 dollars for an hour
>get showered and everything
>asks me about what we wanna do with "that"
>"that" is a raging boner
>ask for a BJ, she doesnt know what BJ means
>motion with my hand, she understands relatively quickly
>sucks me off
>finishes massage after, get dressed
>only brought 80 dollars with me
>got a blowjob for 10 bucks

FeelsGoodMan
I probably can't go back but, it was nice
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>>10748246
usasexguide.info
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>>10748195
What places do you know in Tampa? Looking for Latin chicks with decent bods
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>>10748331
Expose.

There's a "barber shop" called Expose off Cypress and Himes (like a block east). They have a sister site on Wesley Chapel, east of the Bank of America and some storage joint (in an office block, tucked in the back.

Another one on N Dale Mabry or something, don't know where.

Also, Ritz on Kennedy sometimes has latin chicks (and white, and black).
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I'm thinking of trying the Geisha house in Madison, WI.

Anyone have experience there?
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>>10748466
>Geisha house

go to sex guide usa
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>>10748500
I found a few positive things, anything in particular?
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>>10748503
no, I've never been there. it's just a good place to look and see what you can expect when going to a rub n tug place. you can see what's on the menu, and know procedure and stuff
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>>10737296
They're whores; they like pretend to like you because it's their job. They want your money, not your dick. You moron.
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>>10748533
Ok, thanks.
All I can find are a few forum comments casually mentioning though.
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>>10740979
You absolute fucking moron
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>>10748538
yeah you'd need to register with the site, then you can use the search function. Use rubmaps to search for names of parlors in your area. it's paid to see the details, but it'll give you an idea about what they offer. usually, the more sure things are the ones with a lot of reviews.
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Chances of getting some kind of disease from these places?
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>>10748717
depends on what you do. If you get nothing but handjobs, odds are pretty low. blowjob, still low, but increased; bareback fucking, increased odds still
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>>10740285
I'm in Anchorage, and we have a fuck load of Koreans. I can probably think of 8 decent $20 jerk off places within 20 minutes of my place. That along with the loose gun laws and legal weed, I'm surprised we don't get more tourists.
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>>10740979
>google "kenya national language"
>English
huh
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Around the CA Orange County - Garden Grove.
Jesus christ it is a hot spot. Little Korea and Little Saigon are next to each other. 150 massage place within a 10 miles radius.

Some places are like $15.00 an hour and they massage you really well. $20.00 private room. They look like military beds next to each other and they are HIGH volume. Soaking feet, hot stones, they do a good job. I tip $15 just because that is the only income and they work hard. Those are legit places but a good patch me up for not breaking the bank. Hell yes.

The other places $35-70/hr are interesting and every color for every flavor. It is crazy. There was a tucked away mini shopping center up stairs and down stairs filled with massage places. One bar and 6 massage place all next to each other. The wife and I use to park while eating some Korea food across the street and watch all the creepy guys go in there. We would make up stories. They all got shut down for obvious reasons. They did not have a proper lic to even do massaging etc. Human trafficking which is pretty fucked up. And illegal activity.
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>>10737317
"ufff beautiful tits"

there goes my boner kek
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>>10737080
>>Tits are muscles
Virgin highschool boy detected. An actual woman would know what her own tits are made of.
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>>10740622
You know PAs make really good money, right? Friend of mine pulls down like 130-140k
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>>10744284
Shit ton near me. My wife and I always try to guess which ones go that extra mile.
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Huh... So you guys are actually paying for a handy ? That's sad. The only similar experience I have was with a ostheopath student. She was in her last year and I jokingly offered her to practice on me. She didn't help with my back problems but it was a nice fuck.
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>>10749115
Because Anchorage
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>>10749474
You're either a virgin or have had a real sad sex life
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>>10749474
They satisfy my fetish so it's worth what i'm paying..
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I actually went to one yesterday in Garden Grove. I paid 60 bucks for an Hour. The massage was great for 60 bucks. Close to the end she runs her fingers all over my body very lightly thought to the point i get goosebumps. She then turns me around and massages the front part of my body. She then gives the universal motion for sex (thrusting motion) and giggles. Long story short i end up fucking her and we agree 140 bucks. I go to the ATM machine to pull it out. Push cancel. Tell lady i have to go to the car and get my other card that has all the money. Shes hesitant but agrees after i tell her she can go with me. I walk to the car as she walks behind me. Skip twice to get a bit ahead of her and dash into my car start it up and drive off. Her face in confusion i look back and shes walking back to the shop with her head down imagining what the hell just happened. Am i going to hell?!
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>>10750701

No not really you where just being a dick.
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>>10750701
You sound like a cringy beta
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>>10737674
I dunno. That looks like a fake cock to me. This seems more like a gender reassignment surgery, either that's a prosthetic cock or an embarassing cock the guy is going to get removed.
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>>10750701
if you don't go back and pay her, the justice on your head will be a case of gonorrhea like you wouldn't believe. It will happen to you some time this year if you are such a cheap cunt.

More likely, you are a troll. And you are already damned because of it.
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>>10749403
Women don't even know they pee from a different hole.
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>>10750701

No, you're going to jail, she'll just report you for assault instead. Your bodily fluids and suspicious behaviour whilst leaving should secure a conviction.

Best go back and pay up.
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Is it worth it to try and get a happy ending if you're super ticklish? I hate massages because everyone always tickles me or the massage too hard and it hurts. I don't want a massage. I want some old Asian lady to rub my cock.
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>>10750701
you fucked up.
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>>10750701
And the Beta Asshole of the year award goes to...
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>Paying money for a wrinkly whore who has been a cumbucket since she was six to jack you to a warty, leathery climax.

>Paying money for any sexual activity.

>ching-chong-rub-a-dong?

No thank you. I get massaged by men. Much better at sports massage and won't try to rape you halfway through.
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>>10748460
I'm in Tampa too. What are the best places for a first timer?
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>>10728305
totally man hands
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>>10720772
"So how's everything going in the states?"
"Oh, not bad. I wax balls and jerk guys off for tips".
"Nice!"
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>>10740107
You've got to be pretty fucking hard up to drop trou in some African witch's hut for a handji. Lucky to come out of there alive.
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>>10750958
No, a massage would be like burning money in your case. Just google thai sex and your zipcode. If you live in a city you will have plenty of options to choose from. Personal advice: Don't pay to much for a Thai girl. No offense. Just go with the market
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>>10747464
It's the psychological appeal I think of I'm paying you and you have to do this ... ? I don't know. Empowering in a sense. I can see the appeal of it.
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any good rub and tugs in vegas?
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>>10752118
see >>10748500
go to that website and look at the forum posts
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>tfw have ever video posted in this thread
if you guys are interested, come check out the dickflash forums. we have mega threads for massage, real train/bus groping, cumming on chicks, hidden cam waxing, flashing, and everything else that fits under this general umbrella.

i'm about to crash soon, but i'll come back and contribute a bit tomorrow. and i'll make one more webm after this before I go, since the ass on this massage girl is going to make all of you want to go out and get a happy ending.

this webm is one of my favorites. guy kept leaking cum, and she had to stop and clean the head 2-3 times. love how she doesn't wear gloves and puts her head close to his cock, as if she's not afraid of taking a an accident cumshot to the face.

i'm also surprised you guys haven't posted that one popular scene of the guy accidentally cumming during a wax, and the wax girl laughs it off and starts pumping his cock while telling him she likes it, and thinks it's sexy. if it's not posted by tomorrow, i'll add it.
>>10718534
this is one of my favorites. girl is japanese, and the guy is a foreigner. he mentioned that she wanted to keep going and jerk him off, but started to feel shy about it.
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>>10752199
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>>10750701
Nah, you're fine.
But it's somehow funny how this story triggers people.
And by funny I mean pathetic...
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>>10752199
nvm, bored enough to stay awake and dump a few.
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for you guys that like it rough, dude has her twist his nuts while jerking him off. biggest regret with this one is that he never gets her to put it in her mouth.
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part 1 of my favorite. for all of you that enjoy the conversation between customer and whore, this is one of the best. at least 3 different times she had to buck him off. she later got pissed when she found him trying to fuck her with a broken condom(love when these dudes stealth, that shit is the best)
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>>10752277
wat
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>>10752115
why not pay them to lick your asshole? It's empowering and it's something you can not do for yourself
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>>10752302
part 2 of this great clip. just an fyi to newbies, these girls do not enjoy being fucked hard if your cock is average or bigger. and even when you're not so big, they still might give you shit for doing it too hard/fast.

this guy is a damn stud the way he treats this parlor whore, but where he fucked up is by letting her see that the condom was broke. you can hear the talk between him and mamasan as she tries to kick him out. lucky for him the girl comes back and finishes him with her hand while sitting on top of him. not the finish he likely wanted, but he's lucky they didn't ban him.
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small clip for you flasher fans. i've actually done this a few times, it's great when the girls laughs and walks over to give it a kiss. rarely happens, but it does happen.
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not your traditional parlor scene, but one that got me curious about backpage hires. he found her on craigs list job hire, and convinced her to naked massage at his place sorry for the rotation, I can't be bothered to fix it.

another interesting thing about this one is the game they're listening to. I assume its a divegrass, event, but not sure which two teams are playing.
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this next clip makes me legit sad, since I know it will be hard as fuck to find any place in the states willing to give this type of massage.

she uses her tongue to massage him all over, and ends with an ass lick/blowjob. i'm not a huge fan of having my ass licked, but the all over licking would probably feel amazing.
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>>10734710
>>10743948
It's not really like a fetish, is a common thing cumming due to pain even in hospitals, special in burn units
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>>10748101
The one by the CVS got busted in March i think. Maybe April. Either way its gone now. Cherry Blossom is still the place to go but its pricey. There's a new place on 436 called Golden Gate that's as good as CB but I feel like they aren't going to last long. My second time there a therapist lead me upstairs to the massage rooms and as soon as I look up I see she isn't wearing anything under her dress. They need to learn to be a little discrete.
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>>10752463
Then why not go to some shithole like india or the philipines to have your body licked?
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this next one is boring, but I thought many of you would like to see it, since it's so incredibly hard to get. japanese guy secretly records session at a soapland massage. you're not allowed to penetrate at these places, but the girl can get you off any other way. for any of you turbo weebs looking to visit japan in the near future, this is what you'll receive if you visit one of their parlors(and if they actually let a foreigner in)
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>>10752309
I could cut my own hair too, but it's usually better when someone else does it.
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>last year
>was on 2 day business trip in dallas
>finished up work at around 3pm and my flight out was at 10am next morning(had to be at airport at 0830)
>since its 3pm and im bored with time to kill I decide to goto strip club
>eat lunch, chat with dancers - flirt with cute server but no luck
>leave strip club still feeling horny
>it's 10pm now and the same road the strip club is on is just packed with adult stores/massage parlors/strip clubs
>decide to visit massage parlor
>extremely petite asian chick (90lbs 4'11) is my masseuse
>she starts the table shower and we're flirting heavily - the chemistry and attraction is real
>go back to room, shes about to put condom on for bj - I ask her if she can do it without
> she says "okayyy, im only doing this cause you're cute"
>great bj, progressing into sex (with condom obviously)
>sex was mindblowing, she was pulsating on my dick and it was just incredible, she couldnt have enough of me
>have more convo with her - shes 28 and shes new in town wants friends
>tell her we can hang tonight if she wants
>she does, tells me to wait for the parlor to close at 1am and she'll come out to hang (apparently she had to keep it a secret from mms and has to be back at the parlor by 7am)
>connect with her, talk to her, give her a great night, go eat some dennys
>she wants to stay at the hotel next door with me (currently 2amish)
>she pays 100$ for the hotel, we check in the room
>proceed to fuck like rabbits, the type of fuck you get sore from
>amazing night, we cuddle and doze a bit at around 5am
>I set my alarm for 0645, wakes us up and I feel like a zombie, gather my senses and realize holy shit I have to literally take her now or I will miss my flight
>literally 1m shower, drive her back to the parlor
>make it to airport at literally 0845
>returned rental car then took bus
>checked into flight with 2m to spare
>made my flight

sorry no pics/proof; it's all real though and man I'm glad I had that experience. she was really cool
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>>10752463
This is heaven, m8s. I got my shitter tonguefucked at kundalini spa in México city. I came buckets, I almost shoot my eye off with the force of my cum. And all for 75 USD. I rub her anus too and I keep her smellz on it. Pretty sweet.
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>>10752557
Any in tijuana BC?
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>>10752199
Please post url

Gods work, anon. Gods work.
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>>10752514
Dat ass tho
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>>10752557

which one in Mexicy City?
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>>10752556
Dallas native here. Which parlor did you go to?
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Just got back from a place in the SF Peninsula. Full massage - kissing - ball / ass rubbed - dick sucked - Fucked. Good time. 10/10 would do again.
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>>10750701

This didn't happen, btw.
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>>10753505
i live on the peninsula, what city??
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>>10752589
Just got to Adelitas or the club next door to it. You might have to pay more, but you can get anything you want...
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>>10753822
Even rimming?
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>>10725301

You go in and they ask "have you been here before?" You always respond with yes.

Its a dance, sometimes you can be up front about it, sometimes they are. Get completely naked and get on the table. Rearrange yourself a bit, have your arms off the table and as they walk past you can surreptitiously have your hand stroke their leg.

If they want to signal to you that more options are open they will often run their hand up or down your body/leg while walking from one side to the other.

If you feel that they are willing, feel free to stroke their leg and ask if that is ok. Usually they will then ask if you want anything extra. Say yes and arrange what you want.

So far i've had a happy ending each time, half the time its fully nude.

I'm in Australia, though, and its not illegal here.
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>>10752277
kek
there goes my boner
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>>10753738
San Mateo area
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>>10748466
Looking for a place in Madison, too. Kek.
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>>10718647
I think I know what video you mean, but I hate to tell you that it's staged. Look up "Spy Tug" on xvideos
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>>10727420
Hey this is the music from the secureteam10 youtuber!
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>>10737690
Kek
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>>10752556


>connect with her, talk to her, give her a great night, go eat some dennys

great night > go eat dennys. Hahahahahaha
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>>10750938
not so long ago i had to explain to my 68 year old grandmother and mother that women do NOT pee out of the vagina hole but a seperate hole. so it is very true
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>>10718519
Those are some wrinkly ass hands, bro. How old was your Asian "therapist"? 50? 60? Fuck man, that's just.... sad.
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>>10728606
>sexual contact with a man isn't gay
>sex with a man isn't gay
>sex man gay
>gay
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>>10752254
>i'm sorry
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I was recieving a happy ending from a good looking woman... I was a little drunk.. it was good and all.. but i felt id not be able to cum unless i jacked myself off... (against the point i know)

so i told the woman to show me her breasts... she looks to the door... 'i cant'… so i put my face in her cleaveage and keep jacking off... she gasps and pulls her top apart a little.. then pulling my head into her tits.. i start to lick her skin.. and she keeps turning round to the door.. (i found out her boss.. a female.. has strict rules... wam bam in and out hanjobs only)

suddenly she reaches round her back and her bra falls off... shes got the most beautiful erect nipples... right in my face as im sitting on this massage bed... i start to lick them and i can hear her wimpering..

so basically I instantly start to cum... really hard... right up the side of her body... her arm..right up to her chin down her clothes and over the massage bed..

she calls me 'really naughty' and starts to clean up.

Im quite a good looking guy and never really needed to pay for sexual contact... theres just something I find more exciting about paying for it when you are on holiday.
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>>10740137
Of course she swallows. They don't have a lot of food there. Proberbly her only decent meal in days.
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>>10752364
Got moar?
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>>10752199
What's the site? And can u post some cumsharking at the appropriate time!
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>>10755437
>Im quite a good looking guy and never really needed to pay for sexual contact.
You paid a girl to jerk off in front of her.
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>>10755437
I'm good looking and pay for it, simply because it's part of my fetish. I could easily have my wife do it, but these parlor sluts are what turn my cock to diamonds.

even better when they don't like it, or make that wince noise each time you stroke them from behind.

using people feels so damn good.
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>>10755596
Well actually the cost of her stroking my cock then having her tits in my face while i came on her clothes... added to the price of a 40 min massage was still way cheaper than taking a girl out for a drink in my home country.

Dunno.. was very enjoyable. I then went on to continue drinking. Met a kiwi/chinese girl later that night and slept with her the next night.

So... just felt like sharing my most recent experience with that kind of thing.

Made me sigh as ive been in a relationship for 5 years and its not quite got the same buzz to it ;)
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>>10718519
I got a lame story

>be me, hairy manbearpig
>go to waxing salon near me, its a local chain but has a good rep
>ask for back, shoulders and buttocks
>face down, nude but under towel
>lady is brazilian I think, cute, smells amazing
>i've been waxed before so I know the deal but It's been a long time
>start getting turned on for some reason
>not into pain, but her legs and butt are amazing and she smells so good
>after about 10 min full hard but face down
>uncomfortable like this and worried about what happens when it's over
>she starts on my ass
>pressure of laying on my dick is increasing
>suddenly buckets of cum, she rips a strip while I am cumming
>sweating and now worried as hell
>stop her and she asks if it's hurting
>embarrassed I tell her I came
>she's not shocked at all
>she says it's ok and to get up
>takes a small towel and wipes me off, changes the towel on the table and tells me to lie down
>waxing continues till over

>next wax time, I ask for same girl because she was sweet
>i go into the room to undress and lie down and she's placed two small towels and put them over the large towel on the bed right at crotch level
>she comes in, says nothing and wax begins
>turned on again, this time more so because she knows and it's sort of "ok"
>gets to ass and I am very close
>ask her to stop
>she stops and asks in her sexy accent "It happens again?"
>say "no, but I am close"
>"it's ok sir, it happens"
>"but I don't want to make a mess"
>"no problem. you want me to leave?
>"um ok"
>she hands me some paper towels and oil and leaves me to jerk off I guess
>try to cum thinking of her ass and legs but after she is gone I can't make it happen
>she knocks after 5 min or so and I say she can come in
>i am face down again
>"ok?"
>i respond yes
>wax continues but I don't cum
>tip her well
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>>10755795
Cont.

>next time
>no extra towels this time
>i lay down and she starts
>finishes back and says, "if you feel a problem, tell me and I will stop"
>"ok"
>working on ass again, dick is diamonds
>say, "sorry" to let her know to stop
>she stops and asks me to get up
>get up, still very hard and she sees there is no cum on the table
>"it not happen?"
>"not yet" I reply
>"you want me to leave?"
>I say no and cover myself "just need a minute, sorry"
>"it's ok sir"
>she busies herself cleaning up and such while I sit there with a hand towel over my hard cock
>she eventually turns back to me and sees that it hasn't gone down
>she laughs a bit "its not going away" kind of half a question and half a statement
>i say sorry again
>she says "i can't touch, sorry"
>"no, no, no. i am ok. it's not your fault it's mine."
>awkwardness ensues
>"ok let's just finish" , and I lie back down
>waxing is over
>after I get dressed and tip her she says "next time try to take care before?"
>beet red, "yes, sorry"
>she smiles "it's ok, I like, you are good customer"
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>>10755796
concl.

>next time
>everything normal, I did jerk off before though
>she gets down to ass and by then I am hard again
>she stops and moves the wax and strips off the table to the side and taps my waist
>turn to look back
>she taps again and says "is it a problem?"
>i have no idea how to properly respond
>"lift" she says
>I lift my hips a bit and she sees my erection
>She smiles a big smile "You did before?"
>i nod
>"and still?" she says laughing
>"roll over"
>frozen with fear but turned on, wondering what will happen I hesitate
>"it's ok, roll sir"
>i roll over and cover my erection
>she puts her hand near my covered crotch and looks at me and asks "I can?"
>she moves the wax and strips and small towel onto the bed between my legs
>"you want me to wax?"
>i say no and she says, "ok, must look like" and smiles at me
>and with that she oils up my cock and jerks me
>she's quiet during but looks at my face from time to time and smiles
>she asks "ok?" and I nod
>cum within minutes
>when I start cumming she smiles a big smile and mimes a ssshhhh with her finger to her mouth
>she cleans me up and I roll over
>waxing resumes and finishes
>at the end I have a pretty good semi
>i get up, no longer embarrassed and feeling amazing and she sees it
>"again?" with a big smile. "Poor thing."

>from that point on she gives me a handy part way through
>never escalates beyond that although sometimes she has gloves on and sometimes not
>moved and couldn't go over to that location again
>never was able to get another girl to do it
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>>10755285
>not so long ago i had to explain to my 68 year old grandmother and mother
Your mother is also your grandmother? Explains a lot
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>>10755798
Where?
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>>10755186
Best place to go at 3 or 4am in the morning
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>>10737317
you want my cum? you want my cum? you want my cum? you want my cum?
you want my cum? you want my cum?
you want my cum? you want my cum? you want my cum? you want my cum? you want my cum?
you want my cum? you want my cum? you want my cum? you want my cum? you want my cum?
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you want my cum? you want my cum? you want my cum? you want my cum? you want my cum? you want my cum?
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>>10721820
yea seriously hop off the retard express
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Exactly, Dennys was the best option at 2am! Thanks for the support anon!

The name of the parlor escapes me... but the strip it was on was W Northwest Hwy, there are a lot of them there. But regardless, the chick kept in contact with me and she is no longer in Dallas. I definitely have mixed feelings about the whole thing, as she definitely caught feelings just from that one encounter and kept contacting me months later welcoming me to visit her or that she would come by NYC (where I live). I hope shes doing well.

I have a lot of experience going to AMPs as I was bored and travelled for my old job (no longer work with that company). That was definitely my best experience - it was literally 40$ out of pocket (she paid for a hotel night with me) for a 10 hr girlfriend experience. I just got really lucky and it might have helped that we were both young (she was 28, I was 24).

I've stopped travelling so I don't do it anymore, but it was fun and I've definitely had great times. I also know a buddy who was in an AMP during a raid, lol... so not all experiences are good ones. If anyone has any questions feel free to ask.
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>>10752556
>>10753404
>>10755186
>>10755841
>>10755956

sorry I'm a major lurker (10 years), literally made only like 2 posts so I didn't know how to quote my stuff
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>>10755972
which parlor though
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>>10748246
eccie dot net
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Everytime I go to one of these places I get the same comment: "did you masturbate at home?" No, bitch, it just takes more than three strokes for me to cum
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>>10756425
holy shit, so many videos of that. could upload a webm of a bitch saying something like that to the guy. it was like "did you take a pill?" these bitches must be used to dudes coming in and blowing their load the instant they put their hand around it.
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>>10752514
TURBO WEEB
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>>10756425

I had a girl almost refuse to finish me off because I took too long but I told her I'd take my money back and she started sucking my cock
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Does this stuff ever happen with attractive women or just old Chinese ones
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>>10758828
the one I go to has cute Asian girls in there 20s
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So, let me get this straight, ITT a bunch of guys share videos of mostly old-ass Asian bitches stroking men off for money (illegal in most places, but w/e), maybe a little suckisuck for a few quid extra.

Is this an educational thread concerning the best ways to catch herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, or any number of other STDs?
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where can I get waxed in the Denver area with a happy ending?
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>>10759066

ITT at least one guy who thinks you can catch STDs from a hand job.
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>>10759146
>ITT at least one guy who believes that health care professionals wear latex gloves when working on or near people's genitals because it's fashionable.

Stay ignorant, anon, it will surely serve you well in future.
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>>10759178

They wear them on the job only. Are you sharing secret knowledge of magical bacteria and virus strains that cause STDs only inside the hospital? Because I am pretty sure those same professionals do not wear those gloves in other interactions with people outside the hospital.
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anyone know of any places in NZ i only know of one
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>>10727251
>some children's tv chime shit
the fuck is that music
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>>10759216
>implying that interactions with other people routinely involve handling their genitals
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>>10752277
nothing makes me laugh more than cbt, I dont know why
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>>10755505
LOL
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>>10752277
Thought he had 2 dicks
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>>10751680
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I'm a long time massage parlor visitor in Tampa, and I'll tell you some places, the classics are Yoshiko, Orange, or Kim's ( Now Bay FL or some shit. But I don't really need to list, all of these and whole shit load of these asian joints are on or around kennedy and dale mabry intersection
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I have a video of myself getting a happy ending on my iPhone. How do I make it a webm and upload it here?????
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This site seems legit
https://www.rubmaps.com/alabaster-massage-parlors-al
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>>10760475
drop the video on your desk top and upload it to http://video.online-convert.com/convert-to-webm
it needs to be less then 4mb to upload to 4chan
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>>10718519
Bump
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>>10748101
LOVE me some Cherry Blossom. "Julie" used to be my main girl but she left and can't figure out where she went. Loved having her nipples sucked - though I'm sure the $100 I tipped her every time helped with that.
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