Midget thread

>>10716780
lost

>>10716799
What is this?

>>10716779
Sauuuuuuuuuceeeee damnitttt!!!

>>10716779
Dude, who the fuck is this?

>>10716780
he can't keep getting away with it!

>>10716782
>>10716784
>>10716786
>>10716789
>>10716791
>>10716793
Ear rape

>>10716779
>>>10716780
Alexandra Uchi

>>10716979
I don't know the song, but i recognise the midge. It's a group called Little Big.

>>10716782
Ever since I randomly saw their show on TV the other week I've wanted to fuck a midget. There is a handful of good looking ones on the show but than you also got this freakish obese one, killsnall the boners.

>>10717281
>killsnall the boners

Conan's retarded cousin

>>10717177
Olympia Ivleva!

Looking for that non porn webm of that gorgeous brunette one I saved frome here. Know which one I mean?

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>>10717306
Found it. Look how beautiful she is omg.

>>10717334
Nigga you are thirsty as fuck. She is average

>>10717334
She seems alright. Nothing special to me.
Seems like the awesome friend type, but not I would fuck.

>>10717359
>>10717457
You're crazy.

>>10716802
Who dat?!?

>>10717512
They're being jerks. She is definitely attractive

>>10716802
Diana Blake. Not actually a midget, but she's a fucking hot shorty at 4'9".

In the last year she's lost a tonne of weight, looks more like a bimbo than anything.

>>10717457
>the awesome friend type, but not I would fuck.

Friends with that midget booty. Would 10/10

>>10716800
She's nice!

>>10717555
She is. But if not for her being a midget we would be average as fuck.

any asians?

>>10717334
this is the sauce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud0rEF_4joA&index=1&list=FLzyTagZfRjBlfTF7hKlUgCA

>>10716979
little big give me your money

>>10717555
I never said she wasn't attractive. Just me personally find her that awesome looking.
I'm just not into girls like that.

Not even a midget thing as I've seen plenty midgets I would just fuck like a ragdoll. Figuratively speaking.

>>10716795
fucking hot. lol

>>10717359
>>10717457
>>10717512
I would say she is definitely beautiful for a midget. That one dwarf suicide girl is probably the most 'beautiful' dwarf I can think of and she has a great body too.

>>10718180
Can you post it?

>>10718180
Could you post it?

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>>10718258
>>10718267
I don't have any videos of her on hand but apparently her name is Jemma Suicide. I know she's a stripper so there has to be videos somewhere.

>>10718292
Thanks. Not as pretty imo but stilll, whoa...

>>10718326
lmao in my haste to convert that to a gif I sort've made it end up looking like she has oatmeal for skin. Thank you for your appreciation c:

>>10716779
Damn that ass, shes like literally half ass and tits, . . .cutr face too usually midgets look wrtecked as fuck, her and gemma. . . they can hop on this dick any day

>>10716779
green? why green??

>>10716782
>>10716784
>>10716786
>>10716789
>>10716791
>>10716793
wrong board for this sfw garbage

>>10719889
because green midgets float
fuckwit

>>10716780
Anybody know who this girls name is?

>>10717781
I don't think I've ever seen an Asian midget

>>10716795
she thicc

>>10716795
Apparently be they midget or normal sized, dancing to a beat only they can hear is intrinsic to white girls.

>>10716780
Dave grohl

>>10716780
Wow, the singer from Foo Fighters is getting pretty fat

>>10720027
hurrdurr

>>10717298
kek

>>10717334
There's a midget like this interning where I work. She's got a completely normal head and a thicc, midgety body. Her face is quite pretty but she kind of wobbles around like most midgets tend to, so there's a weird combo of horniness and humor when checking her out. Her tits and ass are totally on point though, so I'm actively trying to fuck her.

>>10716800
link?

>>10717773
Who dis?

>>10720184
Bridget the midget.

Can midgets handle BBC?

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>>10720161
>Her tits and ass are totally on point though, so I'm actively trying to fuck her.
How's that working out for you, anon?

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>>10716802

>>10716780
sam hyde has let himself go

>>10717334
she is one of the lucky ones with a normal sized and proportioned hea/face

>>10719930
And if you lose a fight to a midget you become a midget yourself...

>>10716979
Russian group called Little Big. The midget is hot. Lots of videos on YouTube.

>>10716802
10/10 would wreck

>>10719889
lol he doesnt know why you paint midgets green

>>10719990
I hope you get cancer. Like real bad. In your asshole.

>>10716779
LOL alexandra uchi isn't a midget

>>10720161
>but she kind of wobbles around like most midgets tend to.

I bet she doesn't fucking fall though. Call her Weebles, that'll get her in the sack.

(((dwarves)))

>>10717567
4'10" and shorter is considered to be a midget.

>>10720755
how tall do you think she is? She's like the ideal height woman to me

>>10720161
>there's a weird combo of horniness and humor when checking her out

bust your gut while you bust a nut

>>10716800
source?

>>10716802
Diana Blake, what a fucking woman.
I would travel 5000 miles to make a wife out of someone with a body like that

>>10716779
dude! I'd fuck the shit out of that midget

>>10716779
shes not a midget though shes normal female height

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Cheers

>>10717457
But dude, she's like a human shiba.

>>10719937
porn name - "midget helen"

pretty sure this is the full Jemma album imgur.com/a/4Tsoc/

>>10716779
omf. sauce??

>>10721325
too bad these guys were holding back

imagine going balls deep

>>10717781

they're all fucking midgets you retard

>>10721196
i think shes about 5'3" give or take an inch or two

This whole thread is making me kek so hard hahahaha

>>10720296
>https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55abc3d241681

>>10716780
THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG

>>10717334

I would straight up hold this bitch down and use my 8 inch dick to hurt her in every way i could possibly think of with it and watch the absolute agony or xtasty on her her pretty little midget face

>>10721325
>that face
Where did my boner go?

>>10718292
sadly those tits are shooped

>>10716779
Sauce?

>>10722787

How do you know that?

>>10722084
Autism speaks

>>10720309
hnnnng april

>>10717000
lel

>>10716779
Am I thinking of someone else or did she have a sextape on pornhub or something?

>>10721325
SAUCE

>>10721325
sauce?

>>10719950
They're already short, if an Asian midget existed it my very well be a torso and head

>>10723389
I need a break from the internet.

>>10716780
haha that's fucking torbe

>>10717334
Damn I wanna live with a little person, one as fuckable as her and have a bunch of cute little things in our home.

>>10721325
helena renata is the midget
nacho vidal is the dude
It's hard to find, but I managed to track down the whole movie and download it from some obscure site

>>10723122
I've been looking for the source to this bridget video for too long.

>>10716780
source is "La enana ninfomana!"

>>10716809
awesome movie

>>10722787
>>10722842
They aren't, nigga is just retarded and hungry for attention.

>>10716779
where do i meet hot midgets

>>10720161
just don't tell her you have midget fetish.

>>10717457
>friendzoned by a webm
How fucking beta can you be

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Lol

>>10720510
more like this guy really let himself go and now he's Sam Hyde

>>10724655
rofl. guarantee you she was paid in drugs

>>10720309
Good, I think. She's coming to my apartment this weekend for a party.

>>10725156
good luck lad, make us proud

>>10724655
Good God, his body looks like the thing from Basketcase.

>>10724655
Hoggle cleans up nice.

>>10718180
>>10718292
I think this one is by far the hottest midget ever

>>10723122
sauce

>>10724655
Laughing my ass off the entire time

>>10717035
Fuck, I just read all those messages...
>Are you reading these?
>Get a life

>>10724655
Is that just dwarfism?

>>10724655
damn, this isn't ylyl

>>10718292
that can only get her so far, when will she start taking dick on video?

>>10723389
>black
>red clothes
>green bucket

FUCKING TALKING WATERMELON

>>10717035
best episode

>>10726661
Nah, that's Judaism.

>>10716800
salsa?

>>10726661
Looks more like brittle bones.

>>10726069
>Hoggle
You bastard, you thought I'd forget who that son of a bitch was
My fucking sides are in orbit

>>10716800

When did Jackie Chan get a sex change?

>>10717807
i could definitely steal her from her balding midget boyfriend

>>10716800
salsa por favor

>>10723122
>bridget the midget
I can't unrealize it

>>10721950
ill give her an inch or two

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>>10729320

>>10724655
>8-chan trying to please 4chan

>>10716779
any sauce? name

>>10729089
i think she likes to have a midget boyfrind
because of her I wanne be midget lol
what a beauty

>>10724655
Hey there, Lord Farquad!

i'm looking for an asain pornstar i think her name is ava. she has big natural tits and shes been in a video with tony rubino. if anyone knows i would love it!!!

>>10717334
FUck french turns me on even with midgets apparently

>>10716780
Her face is pretty fucked, but she's actually pretty fit for a midget. That ass is taut.

i laughed so hard when i entered this thread hahahha wtf is my life

>>10724655
fucking Pinocchio is at it again

I can't stop laughing at this shit lmao

>>10717334
She French Canadian or just French? If she's in France she has probably been kidnapped and locked up in a muslim camp by now.

>>10716800
Goddamn, she is such a loving wife. I gotta admit I am envious.

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>>10716780

>>10720010
i said the same thing!!!

>>10733014
This isn't a YLYL thread but damnit I'm glad this is here.

>>10733014
Make America Niggerless Again!!!

>>10734369
go back to europe

>>10733014
noice I made this webm

>>10716809
thumbelina!

>>10726797
YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT

>>10722084
Scientifically speaking.. your almost 4" would definitely feel like an 8" on a midget. Sadly.. they will still be just 4". Sucks to be you anon.

bump
post more cuties please

I tried finding a full sex tape with beetlejuice, just to see how funny that shit would be, but can only find like 2-3 minutes worth.

I thought there would be literally hundreds of hours of him getting laid, with Sean cracking jokes in the background.

>>10733014
HOLY SHIT I'M FUCKING DYING HAHAHAHAHAHA

>tfw no midget nympho to use as a horny lawn ornament

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does flippergirl count?

>>10735530
life can be very cruel.

>>10735336
I could pretend she kinda looks like rhianna I guess..

>>10724655
Tyrion went full GoT in this one

>>10717334
She is pretty for sure, nevertheless, life is still horrible tough.

>>10721786
you realize they're no different except for arms legs and maybe skull

>>10723122
Banging Midgets is the legal way if you've got pedo issues.

>>10735646
they're rare as fuck though. something like 90% of them get aborted, basically the only people who keep midget babies are either small themselves and butthurt about it or crazy christians. This is a dying breed in the western world.

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bumping with some truly strange shit

if I die prematurely I sincerely hope somebody just takes my hard drives and shreds them. should probably put that in my will.

>>10735530
Oh man :/ So pretty too.

>>10733014
what does he say at 0;50
????, i came just like you asked for.

My ear got damaged guys

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>>10716779

>>10735956
Sounds like
>Hey, season premieres
>*cut in video*
>I came, just like you asked for

>>10721698
Brilliant!

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>>10720010

>>10723389
lost the game

>>10716795
I didn't know I had this fetish

>>10717334
I'd date her, she's a beautiful girl. The fact that she's a midget turns me on even more.

>>10735530
She is beautiful

>>10735530
Not my proudest fap

>>10716795
>all the small things
>midget
Kek

>>10735530
its like a fucking necromorph from dead space

>>10724655
>Im going to cum! mmmmm CUM!

>>10735370
she is the best midget

>>10735530
so easy to just pick off the street and rape

>>10735612
If only Chris Brown had a little bit more time before the cops showed up.

I'm gonna fuck a midget tonight, real talk. Gonna eat that little pussy, spank that round ass, stuff her wierd-big mouth full of cock. Hope you fags can one day know my joy. Actually I don't care about you.

Midgets just have short arms and legs. They've still got the body and head of a normal woman. It's not like their vagina will be any smaller or tighter.

Totally pointless.

>>10740889
Gonna pretend I didn't see this.

gnomes in world of warcraft have left me some fucked up fetishes

>>10736525
God dammit. I heartily chuckled out loud

>>10724655
Human ninja turtle

>>10743225
Goddamn.

>>10735336
... fuck. does this mean I like midgets?

>>10735530
Would still smash, realize how lucky I got, love, marry, have child with, and live out life with until she sadly faces her mortality before I do. And then refuse to remarry, because my perfectly awesome flipperwife was the best, and no normie shitter could ever compare to the mother of my child.

>>10736402
Welcome to the fold, brother.

>>10732941
She's french. Stop saying shit, stop watch your TV and Come drink with us

>>10732941
>>>/pol/

Some midget girl was interested in me in hs but I was too worried what my friends would think if I dated her.

>Tfw missed out on a once in a lifetime opportunity to fuck a midgit

Also her father was my teacher in grade school who was an asshole so I would have liked to take her virginity just to stick it to his grumpy ass.

Why did I care so much about what my peers thought? I'm an idiot. Now I fuck everything that moves

>>10717567
In one of her videos she talks about how she orgasms easily due to brain damage her father caused. I remember because for whatever reason that really turned me on

>>10735336
Song? id like to practice the dance.

>>10743225
that's not a midget, neither is the op girl

>>10721163

wtf i thought the cutoff was 5'10

>>10716779
big ol jangly booty

>>10744799
>manlets

Bitches the cut off is 6'3

>>10724655
Who's the girl? Plump and nice titties.

>>10743225
she's short af, but she's not a midget

>>10724655
That guy's probably dying inside.

>>10733014
The Best WEBM EVER!

>>10743225
Slob. Clean your environment you filthy whore.

>>10744976
It really is.

>>10720161
Do it for us Anon.

Godspeed

>>10744699
>stating the truth means you're from a board i don't like
Fuck off, retard.

>>10743957
You'd only consider yourself lucky because she wouldn't be able to run away from your clearly autistic ass.

>>10740889
Easy now Omar.

>>10743225
sauce man

>>10745263
>talking about muslim rape gangs totally belongs in a board focused on T&A

No u.

Any creampies?

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post moar midgets

>>10716779
Looks just like my woman

>>10716795
Went to high school with her

>>10745275
Kek

>>10735530

Jesus the person filming is just watching this penguin lady hobble over into the pool where she'll just float like last night's turd until she drowns

>>10743225
I'm guessing the midget was in one of the shoes on the floor? I don't see the midget.

>>10745423
how does this work? they dont even piss on him lol

>>10716779
Yet no sauce on this?

>>10745423
The fuck?

>>10745275
fucking lol

>>10717000
ahahaha

>>10746109
You guys are killing me today

>>10723389
Life in plastic, it's fantastic

>>10735399
HOLY SHIT IS THAT DSP?

>>10745423
sick kubrick referance

>>10743225
I kind of feel like the real story here is how the TV ended up on the floor. This is a good indicator of a extreme level of poverty...just dont like broke bitches..

>>10745423
>>10746190
>>10746206
>>10746568

the full video is a cinematic masterpiece.

https://xhamster.com/movies/1769801/the_shining_parody_bizare_midget_porn.html

>>10735530
I cant even begin how they dont cut off the floppy appendages and suit her up for some artificial legs. There is not enough lotion in the world to keep her appendages scrape free on the pools cool decking.

>>10716802
Oh fuck.
This is some Incase-tier porn.

>>10729428
Bro I see this guy everyday in Union square fuck

>>10716779
This is the first hot midget I've ever seen. My dick isn't sure how to react

>>10735530
can't wait to her to become cyborg.

>>10716795
That was genuinely uplifting:)

>>10716997
Alexandra Uchi.

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>>10746847
>Who is she?
>What is she?
>Where does she come from?

>>10746559
dsp?

>>10744733
take vid of it and post, pls

>>10746749
lol. looks like he doesn't give a shit about anything

>>10735530
I feel an immense sadness when I watch this, I'm glad she's happy and all but fuck, how can there be a God if this happens to people.

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>>10726680
/jemmasuicidem
/status
/713874813492862976?

TL;DR : her ex got vids, they probably out there some where

>>10747393
her parents probably believed in god a little too much and refused to abort, even after seeing the ultrasounds.

>>10723824
Isn´t he in jail?

>>10716800
Who is she?

>>10725156
god speed brotha

>>10716779
What the fuck is wrong with her mouth? I can't believe there were like 20 replies but no one is addressing the issue of her having some kind of vampire blood trail on the side of her mouth.

>>10747549
She's not retarded, she just has some physical genetic disorder. She didn't need aborting. Fucking weirdo.

>>10747665
yep, tax evasion and vague claims of abusing girls

>>10736525
kek

>>10748682
It's probably a Halloween party you fucking retard. Women dress up slutty/sexy on Halloween and there are no rules for the outfits.

>>10733014
best in this thread

>>10735530
I'm unreasonably angry that it cut off before she started swimming

>>10723122
human flesh light

>>10748729
There comes a point where you have to question how low of a quality of life is still worth living

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>>10736378

>>10735530
I bet she can jill herself with her flippers

>>10720931
I don't think I've ever seen another human much less an anon make a reference to weebles wobble but they don't fall down. This mad me weirdly happy.

>>10735530
>ive got no strings...

>>10735554
This is a midget porn thread, not a ylyl.

>>10745345
Kekekek

>>10716797
>>10716799

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uTMTyqQxl4

>>10719914
>wrong board for this sfw garbage
dont you see the background titties?

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>>10745979

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>>10726797
underrated post

>>10723127
lol the foot just killed me

>>10719914
Where the fuck do you work?

>>10732941
You do know that statistically you're twice as safe in a bad neighborhood in France compared to a typical American city?
This is why citizens living in those areas vote left massively, and those secluded in the countryside, who are never in contact with any Muslim and just watch the news, vote far right.

>>10717334
I want to penetrate that midget mouth

>>10735530
Just lob the knobs

>>10747524
website?

>>10752742
thanks anon I had a good laugh

>>10735745
that whole video is pure comedy gold
someone please post the link

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>>10718292

>>10721325
DP'ing midgets is cool

Why does it seem like all the good midget porn is from the 90's?

>>10747301
He doesn't.

>>10716799
This is the only little person I would allow near my dick.

Moar Little Big.

>>10735745
That was straight up nightmare fuel.

>>10716779

This is the closest to irl shortstack proportions I've ever seen.

I want her to cosplay Fell Queen Chromie.

>>10743225
where is the midget?

>>10753295
Moar

>>10716779
She has to have some leaked vids.