Eye bleach

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>>10715259

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>>10715260

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>>10715267

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>>10715269

>>10715259
what is hte problem i'm confused?

>>10715267
So who the fuck is she? And why she is so goddamn hot?

Really need to know

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>>10715351
I had sex with what I'd call a 3... Ugly face and maybe weighs more than me, which would be around 200...

I think I could puke

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>>10715358
Abigail Spencer, look it up, idk her much

>>10715358
Abigail Spencer

She's in a TV show called 'timeless'

Not a bad show, and not a bad bod if you're into milfs. Her character is kind of a cunt though. Might be a good hatefuck?

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Lily Ivy

>>10715259
Have a pic?

>>10715369
>>10715378
Why does she has a porn video? I mean is there more?

fuken felt in love to that bitch

>>10715360
you dumb fuck
if you're not turning women down you're not doing it right
fucking someone who is ugly or fat is just self-polluting, you've permanently damaged your brain and your ego will be smashed into a thousands shards
fucking fatties is an illness
you need to self-immolate to purify yourself, use something that burns at a low temperature so your nerve endings can survive as long as possible

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>>10715535
oh yea she has more

>>10715484
this one is like injecting nitroglycerin into my cock using a blunt fucking hypodermic and a hammer
hnnnnnnnnnnnngnngfnngfnffffgggggg
I would jump out of a third story window to spear her ass hard

>>10715331
>Donald duck

>>10715452
who is she?

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>>10715555
CHECKEEEEM

>>10715577
Could be mandy kay??

>>10715452
Vanessa Bohorquez

>>10715309
When did this surface?

>>10715616
idk, should we be concerned?

>>10715259
I hadn't fucked in 3 years and was the ass end of my friend's jokes.

My ex was a great fuck, cute 7 or 8/10. Only downside was her handlebars/waist didn't fit her otherwise slim body

I wasn't really trying and always aiming high. Just this year I decided enough was enough and to lower my standards and fucked a 3/10.

She was a terrible fuck; too insecure to take her shirt off, only did a handful of positions, doesn't suck dick unless you shower before, was sore because I'm apparently large for her, and I didn't finish the first time I fucked her.

Plus she annoys the shit out of me. She deadpan told me this:

>"I like to live the high life"
>me: "really? how so?"
>"I treat myself to a restaurant weekly"

or

>"I wear luxury clothes, a lot of my clothes are Michael Kors and my mom bought me a [probably fake] LV bag"
>"I've never heard of Prada or Versace before"

>>10715591
who is she?

>>10715555
those fuckin quads tho

>>10715645
I feel you brother.
Some women aren't meant to be fucked
Though mine wasn't a dumb bitch like yours...
I didn't know even tits could be unattractive!

>>10715579

salsa

>>10715555
man the girl is hot but your comment is gold!
you are a poet sir

>>10715539
*tells other person he is loser*
*continues to fuck his own hand*

>>10715983
I think the point is you idiot that it's better to use your hand than to fuck a ugly/fat chick

>>10716142
you continue telling this to yourself

>>10716148
Don't worry I will. Enjoy fucking landwhales (if that's even possible)

>>10716148
He is kinda right cos if you fuck ugly and fat women other, pretty women wont want you cos they know you fuck fat and ugly ones, so in that sense he is right

>>10716176
Not true.
I've had literally tens of women throw themselves at me after going around with a fatty.
Don't know why, maybe they think "if he fucks that thing then he is an easy score with me".

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>>10715259
we runied you in a good way anon

>>10716262
Most likely you've only fucked max 4-5s congrats

>>10715269
sauce bauce

>>10715259
so goddamn true man. I was lonely, horny, and drunk. Went home with this chick that I was not attracted to at all. She is definitely a 5 or lower. I had trouble getting it up cause I just wasn't attracted to her. Tried my best to conjure up attractive women in my head, just didn't work. I regretted going home with her.

>>10716293
look at this cute little expert at putting grades to women! to all the women! on the monitor of his laptop only, but that's irrelevant.

>>10715539
You are an imbecile.

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Honestly.. guys like you who categorize girls based on a imaginary score o grade should never EVER fuck. But heck... we all know you live in fantasy land. So keep believing your lies. In the end there is only that bottle of hand cream.. those tissues next to the monitor and you sorry folder of bookmarks. Now tell us how you graduated top of your class and all about those al-Qaeda raids you faggot.

>>10715403
She could poke someone's eye out

>>10715259
You at ft hood op? I'm here now for xctc

>>10716675
Its funny how mad you are that youre not getting laid. Its overrated anyway.

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>>10715259
Sorry to hear that annon, really am. Here's some comfort

>>10716371
bella thorne,

aka the worst bitch of them all,

>>10716675
Chill dude, even girls do that.
Back in highschool (last year) they rolled around a sheet with all the guys names and a score by every girl, apparently my average was a solid 2.

>>10715309
Who dis?

I went through a phase a couple years ago on college where I slept with several fuglies, land whales, and a few women up to 20+ years older than me. Im young and in shape, and letting them have their way with me while we both know i was way out of their league was a huge rush. Eventually i got disgusted with myself and stopped, but it was the best way to get it out of my system.

>>10715769
That's Lily Ivy, as well

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>>10716873
>literal south park episode shit

I'm kind of glad I was such a non-option in highschool I literally didn't know about anything in terms of popularity rankings or anything like that. I could make friends with pretty much any guy but women were always dumb cunts that had nothing in common with me. I graduated in 2011. I've never kissed a girl before and my school timeline basically went like this.

>middle school was runescape/everquest
>high school was FFXI/WoW/Chromehounds/Call of Duty/Dwarf Fortress/D&D and Warhammer 40k tabletop.

My friends girlfriends hated me because of Warhammer Night. I basically had no shame in highschool and brought my Orks to school with me because I took the bus/walked to games workshop sometimes after school. Turns out guys are guys and even popular hipster guys (I live in washington so the tops of our school were more newmales than jocks even in 2011), anyways I basically got a bunch of them addicted to 40k and we'd play every single weekend instead of going to parties and their girlfriends were pissed they were playing with plastic models instead of buying them shit and taking them on dates.

>tfw cockblocked hot chicks with the power of the GOD EMPEROR AND THE ADEPTUS ASTARTES

webm related, eventually they started coming to warhammer night and pretended to be interested out of fear of getting dumped.

>>10717050
Sorry I meant to say that even popular guys think plastic Orks are cool. Especially when they hear there's a wargame attached to it and you make model terrain and shit.

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>>10715360
Beer goggles are a Hell of a thing.

>>10716847
Because shes a cunt or because shes a slut ?

>>10717050
Christ, I'd forgotten how cringey these GoT reactions are. Why do they do this.

>>10717081
sauce?

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>>10717050
Damn that's a solid story anon haha
I was in highschool in the same days and it reminds me of some stuff...
Though I was always lowkey about being a gamer because I knew it would get me negative pussy

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>>10717081
If only it was beer googles
Would mean she was alright to my eyes at some point in the night.
If only it was beer googles
Maybe my consciousness could have been spared the fright.

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>>10717120
Damn. Sorry dude. I went home with a couple of girls I shouldn't have when I first got to Carson. Was in a Trans company, so there were females on the unit. I finally ended up getting cornered by this kinda cute bulldyke sergeant who basically dared me to fuck her. I knew nothing, but she taught me all kind of shit. Funny thing is, she called herself a lesbian, and I knew she had fucked girls, but she was insanely jealous of any other girls that got near me and was pretty much exclusive with me for about a year until she went to Korea.

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>>10715259
I'm sorry to hear that OP. So enjoy the cure

>>10716142
I don't know man, any port in a storm. Would you be happy dying a virgin and saying, "At least I didn't fuck any fat chicks."?

Given the choice between dying alone as a virgin and having sex with fat/ugly girls, I'd take the latter.

>>10717217
>Would you be happy dying a virgin and saying, "At least I didn't fuck any fat chicks."?
Well, yes.
>Given the choice between dying alone as a virgin and having sex with fat/ugly girls, I'd take the latter.
I mean I would fuck a ugly chick with a hot body but a fatso is a no-no so in that case I would prefer staying virgin

>>10716768
not rly, doesnt mean it's overrated if you came in 3 seconds

Let me tell you where you fucked up op, it's an easy mistake most guys make. You used the imaginary 10 point scale to grade women, there is no 10 point scale, only a 1 point scale

1 point = would fuck

0 points= would not fuck

I hope hope this helps you make better decisions in the future

>>10715259
>waaaah i didn't get to have sex with a hot girl
holy shit half of 4chan would rape you in the eyesocket

>>10717278
This is actually fucking accurate man!
Will take in consideration in the future

>>10717283
You must be fucking cool
Everyone just look at him
I wish I could be you dude

>>10717163
God damn, who is that goddess

>>10715360
I fucked an ugly and fat friend of mine one night when I was blacked out. It's not that big of a deal. You'll feel better after you fuck a hot girl again.

>>10715259
lel what are you complaining about??
I'm sure more than enough guys here never had sex with anybody; low standards or not.

>>10717120
who is that beautiful chick is there more?

>>10717641
Sindy1111

A short and true story. I got head from abby spencer. I grew up in Pensacola, FL and she was from a suburb across the bay called Gulf Breeze. Her family owns the largest surf shop in the area. Anyways to get to the beach you have to drive through gulf breeze, and if my friends and i would sometimes go in the shop on the way. Saw her in there once and we both gave each other a little look. She was obviously wealthy and had that "rich bitch" look mixed with a little bit of hippy. So, fast forward about two weeks later and i see her at a party during spring break (senior year of high school). Im just drunk enough to approach her and we started talking. She remembered me and we hung out the rest of the night...more drinking led to us making out and an eventual blowjob in my 1997 mustang. Wasnt bad, but it was high school so anything was good to a 17 yo guy! Saw each other a few times when we were out with mutual friends, but nothing ever happened again. Then we both moved for college and havent spoken to her since. But i can say a semi famous person blew me!

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>>10715260
Memory of this gif ruins your post for me...

>>10715259
Roger that soldier, mine have recently been creeping down so will bare that in mind

>>10717163
So you were in the same unit as Bradley/Chelsea Manning then?

>>10716752
I volunteer for this experiment.

>>10715341
Source on this one?

>>10715369
>>10715444
Sauce?

>>10715259
Maple resolve?

>>10717050
Watching that webm makes me happy that I dont go outside.

>>10715478
WHOMST

>>10719209
Floods in Qc...

>>10715259
>1 month dry spell
cry me a fuckin river, my IET was 9 months long. The wife and i were both limping that day after i got back home.

not to mention 2, 18 month deployments.

push the earth Pri, 1 push for every starving kid in Africa. And on your way back to your rack, you will apologize to every tree you pass for stealing the oxygen it worked so hard to make.

Limp dick piece of shit, your weakness makes me sick. Your whore of a mother should have swallowed you, you over developed cumshot.

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>>10715259

Bullshit. A man's behavior is his great tell-all.

You may regret it now, but you wanted to fuck her badly enough that you did it, and that's a fact.

It's nothing to regret. Women can sense sexlessness and desperation in a man, and there is no avoiding it. Even if you dont think you were showing perceptible cues; women can just tell. Not having had sex for a few months lowers your attractiveness to women substantially.

You put yourself in a situation where you were desperate enough to do what you did, but it was necessary. If you wouldn't have fucked that gross chick, you'd still be desperate to get laid until you took one for Team You and got it out of the way.

Trust me, I've see it a thousand times (and done it more than a few).

>>10720544
I don't give a shit about 1 month, I'm saying fucking a ugly fat chick isn't a good idea.

It's disturbing how hard you try to sound hard dude.
And don't play that violin shit with me, if you hate it so much, get a civilian job.

>>10720544
is this ironic, can't tell

>>10716262

The absolute last thing women want is an easy score.
Women are absolutely terrible at evaluating men by any standard except for what other people think of them and who has sex with them.

>>10719231
fuck off faggot

>>10717050
source?

>>10720531
i have i dream i will someday find source on this girl

>>10720544
Fucking drill sgts are the best

>>10715403
why is her right nipple a pentagon?

>>10717090
sauce

>>10720529
Thanks helping us out. Floods in Mtl/laval?

>>10716675
wut lol?

>>10715360

I remember boot camp. Several weeks of no women except the bare faced Navy Issued Ass recruits going through the same sleep deprivation and ITE as you are. Your standards nose dive. My grandfather died during boot camp so I got a few days of Emergency leave to go to the funeral, while I was home I checked in on some friends and bagged a high school senior that wouldn't give me the time of day when I was still going to high school. Uniform and getting in better shape changed that.

But before then I'd forgotten what good looking women looked like, though I did have my eyes on one recruit girl that seemed cute but comparing her to a girl still in the civilian life I was like "what was I thinking".

Then that recruit girl ended up in my A school, sat right behind me, and after a few weeks of no longer living the boot camp lifestyle and being able to wear makeup and get her hair done outside of a Navy express barber chopping it to regulation length... she was legitimately an 8, so I felt a little bit better being able to judge a decent looking girl without makeup that was sleep deprived. and had fucked up hair.

Hospital Corps school was alright. They don't call them "Corps Whores" for nothing.

Now deployment... that's even worse than boot camp when it comes to that. But you just think of all the pussy you'll get when you come home

>>10715403

I recognize those nipples, that's Julia.

>>10716768
Not getting laid.. news flash beavis. Once you get married is not about scoring anymore, but how innovative you both are to each other in bed.

>>10717050
Well.. you were one sorry nerd. And still the point is relevant. Is that grading mentality what keeps people away from good and decent sex. In high school i had great sex with the girls i dated and even keep having intercourse with most of them while dating others because I didn't had that scoring or grading mindse. It was fun clean sex. I could go out one night with the geeky math club girl or with the model to be valley bimbo.I treat them both good and eqequally. And guess what? Girls like that type of no bs dudes. No need for them to be defensive with a guy that won't gossip about them after sex.

>>10715360
>>10715259

I put women that I don't find attractive in what I call the blowjob zone.

> successfully put 4/10 in blowjob zone
> one night she starts crying about how a man like me would never have sex with a girl like her
> don't want to lose amazing blowjobs so give her pity dick
> horrified with myself but she hypes up the next time that she gonna suck me off
> we go see silent hill 2, it's shit but I don't mind due to the bj I'm about to receive
> we get back to her place, she starts crying again about me not fucking her
> get pissed ask whether she is gonna suck me off or should I leave
> tells me to stay
> mid blowjob she starts sobbing on my dick
> nutted, never spoke to her again

>>10717278
important and underrated comment
10/10

>>10715360
Are you retarded?

>>10722159

ahaha : - 0 AHAHAHA GOOD STUFF

>>10719249
Because you don't have friends to hang out and have a good time with?

>>10715259

nigga you bitch made

>>10717242
well, good luck becoming a wizard

>>10715260
Haha classic Amy Schumer

>>10722159
This is the shit I was hoping to see in the thread holy shit.
We're probably not the same, anon, but we're definitely alike.

so many retards in here, if you don't want to fuck ugly girls then don't. Don't be crying that others will if sex is all you have in mind for them anyways.

>>10722159
hope you find a woman that puts you in the blowjob zone

>>10717278
Blessed are the binary minds

>>10715259
Was dry for 2 years, recently got hammered at a party and had an easy fuck with an ugly chick, instantly regretted it. I physically cringe every time I think about it
IT'S NOT WORTH IT

>>10717050
Idk what's worse; being ugly and totally unattractive as a teen and then improving in adulthood, or being chad thundercock as a teen and then getting ugly in adulthood. The latter was me for a time, as I broke out with horrendous acne for a good while in college and in the army. It has since improved, so I atleast have a bit of my confidence back.

>>10718426
i have the weirdest boner...

>>10724916

then that wouldn't be a woman now then would it.. You paste eater.

>>10725667
My point exactly
It's crazy how on the moment you do it, but as soon as you cum, it revulses you.

>>10720529
Thats less gay, good on ya

>>10724916
>hope you find a woman that puts you in the blowjob zone

found the ugly fat bitch

>>10725691
invited a chick from highschool that I used to fuck, as soon as she opened the door she asks me what happened. She made fun of the weight I gained so I did not try any move that night (it felt like I was catfishing her). I re-invited her to my place and she accepted, I fucked her the shit out of her.

>>10724916
I would accept being in a 69 zone with a girl I find attractive. I just want my dick sucked and the under 5 put so much work in their bj

>>10715279
poo in loo

>>10716873
>last year
Fuck u

>>10717242
>fatso is a no-no
Fucking grow up. You're probably 50 pounds more than any poster here.

>>10720578

Looks like a baby with no eyeball opening their eyelids.

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>>10726481
>Whitekniting this hard

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>>10727693

Can relate op. Had a friend that was personality wise like the perfect girl for me and also was super into me. Sadly she was a solid 3/10, like even with lowered standards not attractive at all. You know the girls that make you think "she just needs to lose weight and put in more effort and would look great" ? Yeah that wouldn't really work for her.

Then one night i was really drunk and horny and fucked her and it was just so awful and not worth it at all and on top of that its super awkward now so i recommend at least not fuck ugly friends lmao

>>10715484
It kills me cause she's a hotter version of my ex

>>10715331
sauce

>>10715591
All I can think during this video is "Come to Butthead."

>>10727698
That dude has a vagina?

>>10715259
I feel ya...
>Be moderately attractive male introvert with nerdy interests in mid 20's
>Start talking to girl online
>Girl shares a lot of the same interests and looks pretty attractive on her pictures
>Start getting interested
>Agree to meet up in person
>Girl turns out to be overweight
>Never trust a girl who only shows pictures zoomed in on face
>Try to look past it and have a good time talking about nerdy shit
>At apartment, girl starts to get grabby
>help
>Too awkward to stop it
>She starts undressing
>Thinking that if I can get her off without sex she'll be satisfied
>Takes of panties and starts eating pussy
>NOT SHAVED
>NOT WASHED
>STINKS OF SWEAT
>Before this, I had no idea overweight people's sweat smelled a billion times worse than the average person
>Hold breath
>Get girl off
>She says I was amazing
>Lie and tell her a friend is coming over so she can't stay
>Get her to the train station and say goodbye
>Go home and scrub my skin off for 6 hours
>Never feel clean again

>>10727955
>Be moderately attractive male introvert with nerdy interests in mid 20's


AND ON 4CHAN?!?!?!?!?!
No fucking way! There has never been anyone like that here before.

>>10715706
Not that guy, but tits can indeed be unattractive. The feeling when you're with a cute girl and she takes off her shirt to reveal disappointing tits, man. Shit's a downer.

>>10715591
damn son, I fuckin loved it

>>10719231
b/ros don't look at it

>>10717217
i will die a virgin precisely because I turned down obese desperate girls and it was absolutely the correct decision

>>10726481
projecting much?

>>10715316
Came here for the eye bleach, not for a fucking pink eye.

>>10722159
I can definitely relate. I also think Silent Hill 2 was a shit movie

>>10727955
>>10727736
Y'all describe my situation perfectly except 2 things.
-She wasn't my friend
-I didn't eat pussy are you crazy I would have had fucking ptsd from that!

>>10718363
It could have been literally anything but a 90's mustang BONER KILLED WHY

>>10717278
Truth.

>>10728558
I was mad because I really liked the 1st one.

> get added by a girl on fb
> tell her hi and try to remember where I know her from
> she tells me i don't know her but she liked the way I look
> she's very sympathetic and is into nerdy shit, so we have good convos
> one day asks me to be fuckfriend
> open new tab, dump.com try to masturbate to chubby porn
> noe.avi
> politely decline her request
> she keeps asking why
> tell her I am not attracted to her physically
> she asks what she can do to make it work
> tell her maybe iif she hits the gym and lost weight
> she gets upset and start whining about me being artificial
> explain how its bullshit since she added me because of how I look
> she calms down and says she'd do anything for me

She's the first girl I put in the blowjob zone

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>>10716675
using an Al Bundy gif along with that shit comment, i hope you die the worst of deaths. i don't even know what the worst of deaths would be but i hope you die it.

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>>10725691
the third option is obviously the worst
being chad thunder cock in highschool
then continuing to be chad thundercock until you die

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>>10727683
she better watch out or those skeltons will get her, they got snakes too. im outta here, 5spoot7me

>>10722159
>>10731323
Alpha af.

>>10727955
i think you all will appreciate my fall into humility after i split with my fiancee of two years, together total for seven.

>be split up with mother of child
>life is ruin
>friend tells me "cheer up chum, there are these new apps for dating"
>gets me on badoo, zoosk, tinder, etc
>at first im only swiping on 7+
>months go by, still no vagina
>depression is at all time low
>dick is just a bruise at this point from all the fapping
>lower standards to ANYTHING GOES
>tell myself first bitch to respond gets 100% dick attention
>korean girl answers my lame ass 'hi' message
>cute as fuck
>rev up that dick lad, yer gettin laid
>agree to meet at bar with friends
>holy korean land whale, ya dun goofed son
>no backing down, umma get some puss no matter the cost
>we all get wasted
>sing at karaoke bar
>sitting at bar and audibly say to my friend and little bro 'don't ruin this for me faggots, im fucking this whale'
>every girl in a ten mile radius heard that shit
>play it off and buy some pink pussy shots
>everyone starts peeling off later that night
>i peeled off the land whales clothes at her house and fucked raunchy brown sideways pussy all night

confidence went up, i fucked a couple more fatties that progressively got better looking and now im getting married to a freaky ass 26yr old, im 33 and i can honestly say if your in a drought don't go without. get out there and go hoggin. shit will blow your head up. literally

>>10731416
>'don't ruin this for me faggots, im fucking this whale'

Well done anon

>>10715484
went to school with her

>>10731416
>>10731464
don't ruin this for me faggots, im fucking this whale

-anon 2017
Fucking good, Im 22 and I'll try to remember this story.

Btw, the gross girl I fucked texted me that I used her and broke her heart and shit.
I was just trying to hit that and never alluded to anything else, but aight, sorry thst I won't fuck you again because your jiggly ass revulses me

>>10727955

fucking cringe

you basically let yourself get raped, that goes beyond introversion.

>>10727981

describes most guys really.

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>>10732164
I'm not that person, I'm OP, and I gotta say it feels kinda true, but at the same time, it kinda sounds like bitches who say they were raped because they have remorse when they sober up or some shit... It's hard to call it rape if you faked liking it for no good reason

>>10732203
that church in the background makes me think it's MTL?

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>>10732214
I'm from around mtl and I thought the same, but idk for sure

>>10732221
Gotta be because of the Scotiabank

>>10715484
Suuuuuper hot, but utterly useless without a director.

She goes on MFC sometimes and somehow gets outshined by half the eastern european girls because she doesn't know how to turn up the heat.

>>10715591
I was with a woman this hot with voice/dirty talk game this good.

Craziest woman I ever put my dick in, but by the gods she could fuck.

>>10716675
lmfao so much projection.

P.S. veteran ham pipe wankers don't use lotion

Couple stories to share. (TINDER & POF NOT RECOMMENDED)

1. House sitting at buddies pad for a month: Fucked my cousins GF while he was in jail (she told me they broke up) Banged on couch and bed, cousing found out 3 dudes slept w/ her while in jail he knows for sure who the other two are ;) She was a Iowa 8 (California 5 i live near LA so prime ass is everywhere)

2. House sitting same house, smoked a blunt with a half black chick, told her she was cute to see how she'd respond, she said she was faded and wanted to suck my dick, so i let her. came after 20 min. I'm not into black chicks, 2/10 would not recommend

3. Drunk with chick I knew, and my cousin (out of jail now). She was 38 i was 21. Getting late my cousin popped a norco and passed out. Chick too late to drive home so she gets in my bed. I get in my bed, cousin sleeping on LoveSac in same room. Chick grinds up and down on my dick, i get hard, slide inside and cum after 10 second out of fear my cousin would wake up. I was embarrased, she came over 2 days later and we banged again. She was a 6-7 @ 38 years old.

4. POF date, chick was fatter than photo. Pro Tip: Beware of high angle shots, always look at the elbow creases. We hang out i take to lunch, get back to my place after a short walk, proceed to smoke some ganja, i toke pipe and ask "tell me something i dont know" bitch proceeded to pull up a stump instead of a second hand. I didn't notice the whole day, felt duped, she hid her stump behind her purse, speachless i helped her smoke her bowl since obviously she cant do it one handed, did not bang, drove home. Bitch lied to me. 3/10 only because i got high.

5. POF Date, bitch was heavier than expected/photographed. Went to local drive in, did not touch her other than cuddle for 1st movie, i wasnt feelin it. During 2nd movie we start making out, grabs my dick, shocked at size, i suggest we fuck she says i dont fuck on the first date. I said why not? she said QUOTE, "Because im a Lady!" continued..

>>10720531
Tit-dar

>>10732667

5. (cont'd) the chick who thinks she is a lady proceedes to sucking and gagging on my dick. How lady like. 4/10 cuz i came in back of her throat.

6. Was working at job, bosses awkward daughter liked me. I had a GF kinda at the time not labeled tho. This chick takes me to her place on lunch, couldnt fuck (no condom, fuck you guys im safe when i want) i say lemme eat you out? she says only way i have ever cum is from grinding. I'm like wtf ok, pics or it didnt happen bitch. She mounts up on my dick and dry humps me back and forth clothes on and cums. 7/10 because i did no work, she did yoga and had a nice ass.

7. Ate one chick out in the AM she bucked so hard on orgasm i dug my teeth into my inner lip she sucked me off, same evening i had a diff chick suck me off and fuck me. That was cool. 8/10 both chicks were hot. 2 in 24 club.

All the girls i've dated tho have been solid 8-10's not sure what it is about search and destroying beta pussy. Probably because they are easy. Fellow anons, hit it and quit it. The stories are worth it. Never know when you are gonna meet a undercover pirate..

>>10732710
I too am in the 2 in 24 club

>2 in 24... years

>>10732710
Hey I remember when i joined that.

Girlfriend currently broke up with me for a week, i knew she would come back but I got a hallpass out of it.

Friend came over, 5'2" tiny blonde chick with a great ass, just skip the process and ask her to suck my cock because I'm horny.

Shit actually worked, ended up fucking her pretty hard and sent her home then showered to go see my girlfriend, talk to her, agree to date still then plow her on her couch.

And thats all i wrote.

>>10732203
I'm the dude who wrote it, and I was NOT raped. She didn't force herself on me, I could easily have stopped it if I just said no and wasn't such a pussy. I did stop it eventually, but y'know... Damage already done. I'm not asking anyone to feel sorry for me here. If anything, I'm happy if you guys get a laugh out of the awkward, shitty situation I got myself into. What's done is done, and I'm not doing it again.

>>10715260
What a fuckin retard

>>10715279
>thinks Indian women are ugly
>has sexual realtions with brother with lipstick and a wig on


kys

>>10715259
Hey, OP. I had one hit on tinder after the whole 'lowering my standards' for partners at one point. Got a hit with a butterface, at most 3/10, really fucking overweight.
>Fast Forward to bedroom
>Not that bad with beer goggles
>She mentions i'm not the first guy she's had that week
>umwhat.jpg
>Mentions i'm her 4th or 5th in the past two days
>Oh fuck no
>She tries to ninja her way onto my dick as she mentions she 'miiiiight' have an STD, but there's no symptoms so 'it's chill'
>Kick her off of me, throw on underwear
>Kick her out of the house
>Immediately purge self with rubbing alchohol and 3 showers, do laundry on clothes, sheets, pillow cases, everything she fucking touched
Never again, man. Never again.

>>10728041
>choice-supportive bias

>>10715576
died xD

>>10722198
I think you mean 1/1

>>10715259

I got you beat OP-
>Start new job serving at shitty popular restaurant that thanks the lord for the day after Thursday
>Be me after 3 months of not getting laid. A chubby 5/10 co-server with HUGE tits keeps hitting on me. Keep ignoring her.
>Finally give in one drunken night cause tits and let her suck my dick. She's alright. Not nearly as good as she bragged about, but alright.
>Rinse and repeat next week, manage to drunkenly fuck her. (Surprisingly easy to fuck 5's when all you care about is getting a nut and they're willing, I don't know what guys in this thread are on about...)
>A few days later at work she introduces me to her group of girlfriends who come in to eat
>mfw EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF THEM IS A GODDAMN 9 OR BETTER AND NOW THAT I FUCKED THIS GODDAMN COW I'M COMPLETELY OFF LIMITS AND THEY'RE ALL SECRETLY JUDGING ME FOR FUCKING HER FAT ASS FML FML FML FML FML
>PRO- TIP: It's not worth it, even if you're able to get off and enjoy it, fucking ugly/fat chicks ruins your shot with hotter chicks in the future. Girls don't judge you based on your looks, etc., nearly as much as they judge you on the girls you've been with. Learn from my pain.

>>10716675
off topic but who uses lotion? i'm not american, is it a circumcision thing?

>>10722536
That's not amy schumer...

>>10715259
Faggot ass mother fucker, the light switch exists

>>10732259
grade AAA german pussy*

>>10715348
that filename

>>10733635
Probably gross bitches fuck the most because
-Nobody expects them to be sluts
-They never know when they're gonna run out of opportunities
-Men aren't cautious about fucking it up so they go straight for the fuck and if it doesn't work, whatever, right?

>>10733704
That's the spirit

>>10731378
this desu, more stories?

>>10733749
Yes it's a workaround to not having a foreskin. Those poor bastards.

>>10734019
yeah

> find bitch on POF
> she's physically 7/10 but her personality makes her a 5/10
> she invites me twice to her place but she doesn't give me anything
> the day after she texts me in the morning and it wakes me up
> I snap, I start whining
> "why should i come, you didnt give me shit last time"
> she capitulates and says if I come, I'll get something
> couldn't bj zone her at first
> fucked her twice, wants me to come by next week
> tell her I can't
> she says and i quote "if you don't come, I will have somebody else"
> tell her I understand since I would look somewhere else too if you didn't give me what I wanted
>bitch actually did it
> see her the next week, tell her I'm not comfortable fucking her since she fucked somebody else but I'd be cool if you only sucked my dick
>successfully bjzone her

>>10734019
I have a couple of stories but most girl I bjzoned where docile, my first time having sex has got to be one of the funniest shit ever.

> all I know of sex was by watching porn
>keep in mind I always watched porn muted
>good looking girl in highschool invites me to her place
> we start making out
> do like the porns I've watched, start leating her out
> then pounding in missionary for a while
> switch it up to doggystyle
> she queefs (in my head I think she farted)
>I say nothing but then it happens again and it kills my boner
> I snap
> "Yo what the fuck"
> she says it's normal I reply no it"s not fucking normal, it's disgusting"
> I pack my shit and leave as she is crying
> day after she begs me not to tell anyone
> tell her I won't
> learn from my cousin what queefing is when I tell him the stories
> missed out on some good pussy because I'm retarded

>>10733720
With confidence and a bit of not-giving-a-fuck you can still fuck her friends or at least one
Woman aren't as morally balanced as they pretend to be

>>10734037
its lubrication to prevent chafing or damaging the skin on your penis
friction can be very painful or you can cause sores on your penis, same is true with banging a dry vagina

>>10731351
Says the 10yr old with a ren img hoho.you need to stop sucking on your mom's or (dad's) dildos boi.

>>10734244
>>10734251
>balloon tits
>goddess
???

>>10733749
I believe the lotion thing was conceived by virgins who thought that applying a portion to the palm of the hand while masturbating would kinda recreate the feeling of actually fucking a vagina.

>>10734235
If you had a foreskin you wouldn't need that shit

>>10715259
Luxury problems

>>10734851
Even with foreskin dickies get dry... maybe that's all the reason for lotion.

I feel your pain. Hooked up with a 64 year-old woman a while back without a face pic. There was not a single part of her that was pleasant; face like an old purse, pussy with gray hair that smelled terrible, and a body that was weathered and covered in deep brown freckles. I actually kissed her, and she had old person tongue. I fucked her for a while out of courtesy for her and her hubby getting the room, made her cum a half dozen times, and went home to take two baths back to back. I never even finished, and I have no idea why I even went through with it; might be time to admit I have a problem.

>>10725691
thundercock as a teen is way better for sure
you will never get to fuck anything as tight and fresh as those 16-17 year old qts once you leave high school without being considered a pedo

I'd much rather fuck that literal prime pussy as a teen for a few years than get fat expired divorcee mothers wearing 5/8" of makeup with silicone saggers at 35

>>10732259

Who's this?

>>10732259
>grade AAA
why tf are you giving pussy a debt rating?
If anything, it should be a meat rating, like "prime" or "USDA choice"

>>10735015
64 years old? get help!
I laughed hard though thx anon
>>10735586
AAA is actually a meat rating in Canada Haha

>>10715259
yougay

>>10733687
>implying it's not choice-supportive bias the other way around

>>10715259
>army with low standards
Fatbody no shit, should have sewn shut that gash between your legs and joined the Marines.
You lowered your standards the moment you got weekend liberty fag.

>>10735043
>5/8 "
Most of the tards here just struggled to understand

>>10735161
Young Devotion. Or Chloe something.

>>10732325
Up and down not front to back. Stop trying to rip the dick off.

>>10734966
Nope.

>>10735015
Lol. Eff is old person tongue like?

>>10735015
The things we do out of kindness... Praise kek.

>>10715539
Keep impregnating your toilet dude.

>>10736394
>Muh ships

why not just fuck dudes

>>10737138
wouldn't that be a little gay?

>>10737183
>not fucking guys

What are you, a faggot?

>>10732667
>POF date, chick was fatter than photo
Every fucking time

>>10737183
I bet you kiss girls faggot

>>10717081
Yes, I tried diligently to find out who this chick is, including going through the 61 pages of scenes and models on the tickleabuse site. Came up with jack shit. If anyone knows her name please tell us. Thanks.

>>10718546
Underrated post.

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>>10715309
can we get sauce on this? She's fucking perfect

>>10717278

Dude, that's actually a two point scale...

>>10717050
>Chromehounds

Morskoj shall rise again.

>>10715348
Who is this?

>>10738079
This is...

Correct...

>>10720544
wow sounds like youre winning in life
post pics of your fat ugly wife

>>10731351
>>10734261
you two queers are probably the same age, posting ancient bullshit no one gives two fucks about and then arguing over said ancient bullshit

>>10736401
and yet no one said anything about it except your retarded ass, faggot

>>10732881
fantastic my friend

>>10737542
dude its like they have a skinny filter on

>>10734165
> "Yo what the fuck"
kekd hard xD

>>10715360
Chick in the webm is hot as fuck

>>10735043
Plenty of girls up in their mid 30's that are hot as fuck & are a great fuck.

That prime pussy is still there in your mid 20's at least.

>>10736633
Virgin spotted

>>10742739
he is right though, that grinding shit only feels good to the girl.... I'm grateful for it because it allows me to last longer

>>10715316
name?

>>10715260
Is that what's her name from Hungry games?

>>10715430
MY GOD WHO BE THIS

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All of the virgin anons in this thread, take the advice you've been given. Don't lower your standards. A single nut in a fat chick isn't worth the shame you will feel and everyone else will give to you if they find out.

You'll learn soon enough, it's not PUA/MRA bullshit but go for what you want. And what you want is solid good looking women. Unless you're obese, a creep or a poorfag you'll eventually get it.

Believe me if that 3/10 you're thinking of fucking was a 10/10 she wouldn't give you the time of day. So why should you do any favors for them?

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>>10743981
Wise words.
Also I love a vascular woman damn she's hot

>>10743981

Aside from the butt chin, that's fucking hot, and looks a lot like the body of the girl I'm on and off with currently. Skinny with the same size tits, feminine hips and healthy thighs. I thought she might be on meth when we first started hanging out, but when I saw her naked she looked healthy as fuck. I'm not into /fit/ grills or skelatas, but a girl who is for whatever reason skinny enough to have a belly like that is fucking hot. She eats more than I do when we go out together, so I don't know what's really going on.

On a side note, I'd add to your post that girls really come into sexual maturity around their late 20's, and by that time they know what they like and aren't concerned or ashamed about anything regarding sex other than diseases and pregnancy. What I'm saying is that when you get older girls your own age will be thinking about sex the same way you did as a teenager, and the stress of feeling like your're trying to "get in their panties" is no longer there; it's just two adults who want some action.

>>10715539
You appear emotionally damaged.

>>10715267
Meghan Markle

>GF dumps me
>2 fucking years without vagina
>meet an old high school crush
>Spend like almost 5 months stalking her
>She tells me on a private chat that she left her boyfriend
>finally shaggin her after an exhausting full time pussy campaign
>She begins to fuck other guys
>Friendzones me in 12 days
>Realising that we live in a totally overpriced pussy market
>Huge low self steem. Depressing views of life.
>Seeking for prostitutes on the internet
>Finding out that there are some really HOT chics out there, just a click and a few bucks away from hoaving some pussy action
>Self steem restored
>Back to the pussy relationship market knowing that anytime that a girl says no, there are hundreds of escorts out there that will say yes
>Fuck Feminists

>>10726481
I stay fit and I don't even put any effort into it, why would I lower myself to some stupid whale? It's not like I'm asking a whole lot here, just have some fucking self respect. Fat people are fat because they're stupid and lazy, not whatever tumblrite "muh genetics" bullshit you believe in.

Fucking someone too stupid to control themselves is not only boring, it's bestiality.

>thick=/=fat

This is literally the cringiest thread Ive ever read on /gif/. None of you are fucking hotties. Go back to jerking off to BBC porn.

>>10745575
>Fucking someone too stupid to control themselves is not only boring, it's bestiality.

Right!? I'm wit cha on dis bro!

>>10715444
any source/name for this?

>>10715267
>>10715549
Fuuuuuck I need more!

>>10715409
Fuck she's so hot and skinny

>>10745575
My dude, you're a not-putting-the-pussy-on-a-pedestal ass dude and I like it.

>>10715259
lol ntc. gotem

>>10727683
sayce?

>>10745337
You're just fueling the pussy market by paying for sex.

>>10715348
>when the randomized 3-part filename is 2/3 accurate

>>10732221
Saltatio Mortis ?

>>10715769
http://sendvid.com/0mxym7zu

>>10717081
coco, apparently.

>>10717120
Damn, her tits are so firm, they didn't even move when she took her bra off!

>>10715259

I have the opposite issue. I'm fat and ugly, so I've pretty much always only gotten to fuck 4s or 5s. However, I was getting really close to this actual 9 in my stats class for a few months, and we'd become really good friends. We were studying for an exam and finished, and I started working my magic. One thing led to another, and I got to fuck my first girl over a 5. It was fucking magical. Unfortunately we had a falling-out and we don't talk anymore, but I still daydream about that insane blowjob and her fucking masterpiece of a pussy all day. Help, I've been spoiled.

>>10715259
>the chan

>>10748982
>>10748982
Dude, you're fat and ugly and still manage to fuck.
What's your secret? Teach me master

>>10750074
Probably makes up for it with his personality. Funny and charismatic traits go a long way.

>>10715539
Edgy teenager.
Have fun working for drugs.

>>10732264
Their face while crying "Daddyyyy, DADDYYYY, fuck meeeeeeeee", the gratitude towards you when you slap them so many times their lips and nose bleed, the times you make them scream from the top of their lungs...
I've been living the dream.

>>10736633
ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!?!?
STOP WATCHING HENTAI YOU IDIOT!!!

>>10736633
lol and now we all know you've never had sex

>>10715259
Ugly chicks make for good practice. Also since they are ugly they will let you do anything you want to them.

>>10738289
>not understanding standard measurements
>butthurt eurofag

>>10717216
>Squeezing bags of plastic dr. Shekeljew put in
So hot... -.-'

>>10715259
This is a 3-4? No, it's a normal girl. In some fat countries which shall remain nameless, she's even above average. You're a troll.

>>10747013
nah he's bypassing the pussy market with the financial one

>>10744083
>Aside from the butt chin

"Pointy elbow" tier virgin here. I bet you couldn't even look at her straight IRL

>>10715478
Name please
shes's gorgeous

>>10750089
Yeah, a dead end to me.
I gave up dating some time ago.
Callgirls for the win.
Have accepted it but when I See ugly people getting layed I somehow start questioning my fucking existence

>>10715539
wow what good advice

>>10715279
this isnt a sub-human thread

>>10750582
Boy,
That's allegedly Emma Watson

>>10750089
Well, than I'm fucked forever

>>10750794
Let's think about the pussy economy. Women (esp pretty ones) know that there's a huge portion of guys desperate for sex, so much so that men will pay for sex. That's why we have prostitutes, strippers, and sugar babies -- there is an incentive for women to sell their bodies.

Don't forget the huge number of female models that appear on TV just to make us men watch, or the female hostesses and waitresses that are used to draw in customers. I see right through it

You might argue that women in the sex industry consist only a small portion of the total females, which is true but besides the point. What I'm saying is that there are social repercussions: women expect something in exchange for her body, even if they are 3/10s.

It makes sex harder for the rest of us. Now if you're extremely attractive, funny, or have money (see above in this case), you have no issues.

>>10752209
What I'm saying is don't put pussy on a pedestal.

There are plenty of girls that don't submit to this idea of selling themselves, but they are incredibly weary of men just using them for sex, when all they want is male company.

>>10747595
And I looked and saw that it was good. Thanks m8.