Cheesiest porn premise

>>10647523
Kek

>>10647523
Sauce lmao

This vid is pure gold lol

>It's 2 feet deep lady, what are you doin here?

>>10647559
don't be so retarded son

>>10647627
sauce ?

>>10647806
Sauce

this is a great idea for a thread. sorry i have nothing to contribute.

>>10647806
not now signit

>>10647523

Shame her tits are so horrific

>>10647559

http://www.gosexpod.com/videos/Lifeguard-milf-Lisa-Ann-looking-for-some-cock--48626.html#

>>10647559
>>10648592

EDIT: complete video: https://pornylust.com/video/36399/lisa-ann-fucked-hard-in-the-bathroom

>>10647806
That webm has more story than the entirety of Phantom Pain

I love how some of the porno premises are self aware of how silly they are and just go over the top

>>10648652
I hope porn continues to hang onto the absurdity instead of being turned into overproduced bullshit like Blacked or Tushy

>>10647806
Sauce pls

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>>10647523

>>10648596
>she's running in slow motion

max kek

>>10648676
This desu. Shit like Blacked and Tushy that takes itself way too seriously is mediocre at best, plus all the videos are the same. At least The stuoid self aware shitty is unique, and sometimes funny.

>>10647685
Sause

>>10647627
>that unenthusiastic "ow"

>>10647685
>
Sos plesx

>>10647826
>>10648679
Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen

Never thought I would have a reason to link this here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxq_HUUCNXc

>>10648736
Just for one night - Jodi West

that was adorable for some reason

anybody got the lemon-stealing whore clip?

>>10649350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5mI407Uks4

>>10647523
Cannot unhear that neck crack at 0:08

>>10649355
that'll do pig.

>>10647627
I need to know if Dr. Dean saves that man's life.

>>10647523
basically Scout from TF2

>>10647806
>Diamond Dongs
>"SNAKE EATER HUH?"
My fucking sides

>>10649356
GODDDDAAAAAAMN JUST NOTICED LMAOOOOOOO

>>10647627
Kek

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The only thing I could find on my computer

>>10647523
I love how reasonable he is about all this

"There's no need for you to be here!"

>>10647685
Is this what married life is like

>>10649546
>filename isn't "man does a hard equation"

>>10647627
i can fix this

>>10647806
>"exscape"
fuck you.

>>10648684
perfect

>>10649587
Source please

>>10649666
Madison Ivy and Aletta Ocean, the name probably has London in it, i think it's the only one with them together.

>>10649688
I didn't realize Madison ivy was still working.

>>10647523
I think this genuinely works as a Monty Python-esque sketch.

Is this a ylyl thread

>>10649702
That's from like 2012

>>10651173
>
soss?

>>10651173
saucen?

>>10647523
wut

>>10649574
pls

>>10651173

FTLOG, sauce!

>>10649587
big guy is on the work..

>>10651173
>>10651310
>>10651350
>>10651441
http://hornbunny.com/videos/son-humps-mom-in-kitchen-9395.html
motherless /915D634

Good lord, is the cringe high!

Don't have the webm, so have a youtubelink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLQEi62oqsY

>>10647685
Damnit, now I want to watch this.

>>10651495
>http://hornbunny.com/videos/son-humps-mom-in-kitchen-9395.html
Surprisingly hot

>>10647523

There was one hilarious one I saw fucking forever ago and I haven't been able to find it since.

I think it's Sasha Grey. The premise is something like some fat NEET wins a lifetime supply of mac and cheese(this is the main part that sticks out). Sasha has some beautiful lines like "God, I just want to fuck a total loser right now". She does something like wants to fuck him for his mac and cheese. I can't remember how the scene plays out, just that it was the dumbest storyline I've ever seen in porn.

>>10647523
>I'm not at the beach, sizza bath tub!

Great thread premise.

>>10648736
>Just for one night - Jodi West

http://fapbase.com/video/jodi-west-just-for-one-26.html
In case anyone's too lazy to google

>>10649573
no. she's way too patient and understanding

>>10651495

GOD BLESS YOU, MY FRIEND!

>>10651495
>>10652179
god bless you and your beloved ones my child

>>10648684
do you think anyone has ever recreated a whole porn movie with sfm characters?

>>10652910
Yes. I don't doubt it for a second.

>>10647523
is that the guy from birdemic

>>10649356
>>10649534
sorry buddy, its just her shoe hitting the floor after repositioning her leg

>>10649546
Guess who found a new fetish

>>10649587
This god damn webm sent me on an hour long internet-tanget doing research on the Queen's Gaurd. I read a reddit AMA that was really interesting...

>>10647523
Holy fuck I'm dying

LOGJAMMIN

>>10647523
This is way funnier when you realize his voice sounds like Luke in the original Star Wars movies

>>10649477

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0G8znfy_hs

>>10649546
sauce?

Came to jerk off. Stayed for the laughs.

Anyone have that one where a girls trying to study and her "brother" trying to do something with her, and when she refuses he threatens he's going to tell on her to mom, then mom yells "Do what your brother says!" and he gets his sister to eat his ass?

>>10647627
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!"

>>10647806
KEK. sauce

>>10649587
"soldier! Get that hand off that tit!"
my sides

>>10647523
He sounds like jim parson

>>10647627
Holy shit, this is the single greatest thing I have ever seen in porn

>>10647806

I have never needed to see more of a porn clip than I do of this one!

>>10649587

Who knew Madison Ivy had a sense of humour? Normally she's all

>I'm an expertly slutty bitch

>>10647523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0G8znfy_hs

>>10647523
Hey that's some decent acting. He really does sound genuinely confused.

>>10647806
This is art.

>>10647685

Jodi West.. hnnnngg

>>10647627
>searched dr. dean porn
>only gay shit
wheresss theeee source?!?!?!??

>>10649666
https://fapxl.com/video/3233881/jasmine-jae-ft-madison-ivy-tour-of-london

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>>10659874

File: The power of cock.webm (3MB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 480x360px

>>10659877

File: sword of justice.webm (2MB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 480x360px

>>10659883

No lemon stealing whore webms?

>>10659925
Fucking lol, they got her with the ol wiggly mirror trick

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>>10647523

>>10647685
I remember fapping to this video kek

>>10649587
God bless Brazzers.

>>10649355
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haley_Paige

>>10649355
It's crazy that she's been dead for 10 years. I miss how /b/ was back then.

>>10660125
souce please

>>10647523
She looks better in clothes to be honest.

where the vid of the brother helping his sister with her homework while she eats his ass. so good damn funny :-D :-D

where are the brazzers bane scenes?

>>10661059
second this. the vid is super funny

>>10647523
gimme some more man. have that one where mother tells sister to lick brothers anüs?

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>>10649350
>>10649355

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( 1 / 3 )

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( 2 / 3 )

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( 3 / 3 )

>>10648684
saved

>>10649546
They couldn't even get a guy who has taken a college math class before?

>>10649587
>Oh, it's dick o'clock.

>>10661376
WTF I love Sandy now!

>>10661264
holy shit that line delivery. lmao

>>10661382
Holu shit, is this baneporning?

>>10647685
This is is literally how 40-60 percent of all the sex I have begins - minus the exact dialogue of course.
I am checking my room for nanny cams NOW

>>10647685
>>10648736
>>10648762
It is called one night with mom on xvideos, not sure what the origin film is

>>10659874
>if my mothers in there then why dont you tell me her maiden name?

>>10659925
hahahahahahah fuckin what

>>10661382
you were just in time to see memes turn into budget porn. God bless us

>>10661262
>well...idk about takin out the trash but i know uh...i know one thing i need you to take out......take them melons outta that....tight little top you got there....

mr hobbs is smooth as fuck

>>10661382
>the mask on his dick

i fucking lost

>>10648676
To be fair, Tushy is fucking amazing. Especially the ones with two girls who lick each other's assholes as they get fucked.

>>10662599
Love Annie Howe!

>>10661382
/tv/ was fun that day.
The sticky Q&A was wonderful.

>>10659874
>>10659877
>>10659883
>>10659884
>Semen demon

>>10652280
Underrated post

>>10649546
>she is into it
I'm hard AND I'M LAFFIN

>>10649587
>>10661459

Should have been Cock o'clock

>>10652910
no, nobody has
and I haven't downloaded it and fapped either
it's never happened

>>10651495
Actual Name???

>>10647685
Timeless classic

>>10661382
>Not posting the part where while he comes he sprays his mouth with chrome while screaming 'Witness Me!"
Everyone always forgets that part.

>>10661376
that sandy actrice is adorable in her mannerisms

>>10662599
>pee pee

shes a trap?

>>10666008
Skin Diamond

>>10647806
>Doesn't turn the thumb skyward while applying an armbar

Absolutely Disgusting

>>10661382
I DIED XD

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>>10647523
40,000 hours in windows movie maker

>>10647627
"ow"
KEK!

>>10653175
>>10665883

not a whole movie from an real porno, no it hasn't been done to my knowledge

but they have made full length original porn movies like studio fow

>>10666929
came buckets lol

>>10647523
>this will literally never happen to you IRL

meh

>>10666387
i kekked. but you should've looped the staredown part so the music could keep going

>>10661815
sauce
?

>>10667303
Nvm found it
https://spankbang.com/dscd/video/dorothy+ass+bounces+with+the+witch

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>>10647806

>>10647806
>snake eater, huh?
Holy shit, kek

>>10661810
the audio quality

>>10648684
I'm having a hard time believing this.
>Tracer is a lesbian.

>>10661264
WHO IS THIS MAN. He's smooth as fuck

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>>10661382
This is still the most glorious intro I've watched

>>10668789
This was made before that info was revealed

>>10647806
B r a v o

>>10649587
>>10661382
Danny D is a fucking legend.

>>10649573
underrated post

>>10661810
>PornPros

>>10647523
Why is it that men are often this clueless to you hitting on them?

>>10669369
maybe you is ugly as fuck and they would rather fuck a rotting corpse than you

>>10647616
I'm dumb lol

>>10660125
creepy as fuck

>>10661242
KEK. Joanna angel makes the cheezyest shit.

>>10661810
THIS IS WHAT PERFECTION LOOKS LIKE

>>10648684
What would miss pauling say...

>>10669369
You're usually too subtle with your hints. That, and men don't have girls come onto them enough to recognise sexual interest.

>>10659874
Sounds like the same bitch from the one porno where its a couple of niggers tied up and the girl is wearing a kkk hood

>>10661382
legit fell out of my chair laughing to this vid.

never done that before in my life.

>>10648394
>>10647523
Holy fucking shit i lold so hard.

>>10647806

Fucking kino

>>10648684

Behold, the true power of autism

>>10668931
wait, so it is official? when it became official? i always thought it was a community meme

>>10666929
this is amazing

>>10671231

No, Zarya having a dick was a community meme, Tracer being actually gay as opposed to just being generic porn bisexual came completely out of left field.

>>10647523
Lisa Ann is my favorite porn star

>>10648684
What exactly is it that compels TF2 autists into making everything they've ever seen into an animation? It's pretty fucking autistic.

>>10659877
The power of cock compels you!

>>10659883
"No one sucks dick like my mother"

>>10651981
I miss Sasha

>>10649587
>"Solider! Get your hand off that tit!"

>>10673543

Lol, gonna need sauce about this.

>>10673580
Veruca James - Confidence Booster

>>10673595

Goodo thanks.

Anyone have the one where the guy start singing to the girl what he's going to do to her?

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>>10668278

>>10673766
I wish someone would do this for me.

>>10662599
nearly waterboarding to eat pussy

>>10648684
have to admit, the voice of the women and Tracer doe fit

>>10673814
sauce

>>10673791
Post your address and I'll send an anon over...

>>10673942
"Porn logic" with Angela White, Lena Paul

>>10673569
i fucking died
how can I fap to this

>>10673954
thanks m8

>>10647685
HOly shit i saw a video that had this exact script but with different actors just yesterday

>>10666929
first porn video i ever saw

>>10673870
That's pretty fuckin meta.

>>10673878
Sauce me up here pal

>>10649356
O fuck is she gonna be ok?

>>10671461
I agree that it's autistic, but it's because he sounds like the scout.

>>10647523
KEK
the guy is actually hilariously good. He says exactly what we are all thinking.

>>10647806
>>10649497

i can't actually breathe this is so funny

>>10649587
Rule Britannia in the background really makes this amazing.

>>10647523
holy shit he's actually pretty good at acting. I could imagine him being an extra in friends or something. Or maybe he just reminds me of joey tribianni

>>10647806
she looks like the girl from avengers. the one who's sisters with the speedster

>>10674724
They just need a guy in a hawiian shirt standing on the couch.

>>10647627
>"...ow"

my sides

>>10675143
jade jantzen vice city vacation part three

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>>10661264
I miss Haley Paige. She died too soon :(

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Who's nailin Palin?

>>10675645
holy fucking kek i remember this

>>10675645

this is amazing

>>10647523
Why doesn't this guy have an actual acting career?

>>10659925
need sauce

>>10659925
>>10679207

Perverted Stories 22: Visual Vulgarity, scene 4

>>10670882
>>10668789
Why can't overwatch fans take a joke unless it comes from tumblr?

>>10649546
KeK
kEk
loooooooooool

>>10647627
lol being in medical school... this is hilarious. I hope this is my career

>>10673878

That guy looks like the bastard child of Mickey Rourke and Jim Carrey

>>10673791

Just do it yourself it isnt that hard. Wont cost too much either...

>>10673878
cersei on the left

>>10649546
MOAR I find this actually educational....

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>>10661382
Part 1.

>>10661242
god i fucking love this shit

>>10661242
That "HEY WHAT THE FUCK" is so genuine compared to the rest.

>>10680195
where the fuck can i watch this?

>>10661810
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Batty batty batty is here to save you

>>10662599
Is this what Chris Angel is doing now

>>10668278
Kekked at movie referance

>>10669149
He really is a national treasure

>>10680195
>what did she m
wow brazzers

>>10673870
Can I have the sauce anon ?

>>10651173
she's not on a hurry. She's not trying to get dinner ready at all

>>10661376
Holy fuck

Fucking quality

>>10669149
He's a homo.

Jesus christ this thread. My sides will never recover

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>>10673766
APPROVED

>>10661242
classic

>>10652179
Omg that was the worst ever. Time to start beating it with sand paper.

>>10661695
>ugh, why don't you just put your dick up against my ass and think of something else, okay?

Explain how this happens IRL

>>10649355
>I only hope those whores aren't stealing our lemons
I kek every time

>>10673569
I want this on my tombstone

>>10668789
>lesbians are incapable of wanting dick from time to time

Somebody doesn't get out much.

>>10673878
Ok I need the name of the girl he is fucking.

>>10669491
ms pauling is gay

>>10647806
is that a less fat casey calvert?

>>10682938
Everyone is gay

>>10647523
top fucking kek

>>10659884
>Aх ты блядь cyкa

LOST SO FUCKING HARD

>>10647685
watch her stuck under bed video

>>10661382
Has anyone ever found out who plays bane mom?

>>10647685
>Why don't you just put it up my damn rear end, up against my panties, and just stay still, and just think about something else, OK?

Perfect solution

>>10655145
Clearly you're not a golfer

>>10659874
>>10659877
>>10659883
>>10659884
Dave Hardman always seemed like the most unlikely guy to be a porn star to me. Inb4 that's irrelevant.

>>10669149
YEAH he is. Dude's made me crack up many a time.

>>10661382
I lose every fucking time

>>10659925
So spooky I found ectoplasm on my crotch!

>>10661242
I miss hailey

>>10682687
Sauce?

>>10647523
His buck teeth distract me.

>>10684651
Nurse is Thora Birch's mom, for those not in the know. Go figure she was down for letting her daughter go topless in a major Hollywood film at age 16. Always wondered if that makes for an instant ban if a still from that was posted here. I mean, it DID win Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor (for Kevin Spacey), Best Original Screenplay, and Best Cinematography, plus a bunch of other nominations...

>Not gonna test it

>>10647523
Where's the Seinfeld version of this???

>>10647685
fapped super hard thanks

>>10647806
>The Phantom Painus

>>10661242
I was hoping lemon stealing whites would pop up

>>10685559
Shit this seriously freaked me out.

>>10659874
>>10659877
>>10659883
>>10659884
I saw that guy in some other strange porn flick...hmm

>>10685559
i have a window to the left of me. that was weird

>>10685559
Motherfucker...

>>10649546

loved this.. ahaha.. would watch more.

>>10661376

shit.. I gotta watch this one. LOL

>>10685559
For fucks's sake
SHIIIIIIT

>>10685761
>>10685795
>>10685818
>>10685865
Samefag

>>10685777
FYI both of those guys are famous porn stars who've been in like a million flicks each, Junior. Pre-internet age.

>>10685936
Dur. Hope he's impressed with himself.

>Also irrelevant

>>10682687
Yes, I'll take sauce on that, please.

>>10659884
Лoл.

>>10686156
>>10684440
>>10682687

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=122536195

Found it myself after requesting sauce. Sharing to you faggots for glorious jizz-ropes. You're welcome

>>10661262
>>10661264
>>10673814
>>10673878
These are great 8)

>>10675645
oblivion music fucking kek

>>10673870
Sauce pls

>>10669572
Hah, I was just going to say this.

>>10685559

The fucking Rugrats music. kek

>>10684651
>we have the problem solved all we have to do now is find a solution
what did he mean by this?

>>10680316
Right!? MY SIDES xD

>>10686231
"MIGHT AS WELL KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY"

lul

>>10681071
>>10686873
https://pornohub.su/pornstarslikeitbig-brazzers-rachel-roxxx-jessy-jones-hold-that-shot-06-05-2015/

>>10647806
Sauce is Brazzers-Metal Rear Solid The Phantom Peen

Starting Casey Calvert. I have brazzers account, downlaoding as I'm typing this.

>>10675645
I cry everytiem

>>10649587
>mfw when his soft dick is bigger than my leg

>>10659874
>my mother!

>>10659774
it's probably spelled "Deen"

>>10649587
Is his dick fully flaccid there? It's fuckin impossible...

>>10680195
>do you feel in charge
i'm dead

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>>10647523

>>10648684
Serious question. How the hell do people get such good mocaps with these amatuer things. These lips are 10x better than ME:A

>>10685559
>>10690098
>Cheesiest porn premise
>Intro scenes that setup a ridiculous plot, just so we can have our porn scene

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Idk what the fuck this is but

>>10668858
Is that guy from an efukt video that fucks a goth chick in a beasement and twist his dick in a very painful way

>>10690313
Link

>>10690184
It's something completely off topic is what it is. The fuck's wrong with you?

>Great thread nosediving

>>10647806

http://streamporn4k.com/metal-rear-solid-the-phantom-peen-a-xxx-parody/

>>10647806

>Diamond Dongs

KEK

>>10648684
no just fucking no