Alex Jones YLYL

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I got one more I think somewhere, but that's it after that unfortunately.

>>10615028
he has a point in this video though. not sure why its memed.

>>10615028
kek. so much for his male vitality pills.

>>10615046
This
>>10615350
Jej this too

>>10615030
yfw this is actually true though

>>10615046
Not really. Jar could have been opened previously and thus no more vacuum seal. Clearly some dishonesty in implying the jar was brand new, but no grand conspiracy.

>>10615033
What was the story behind this?

>>10615584
Alex Jones sometimes emulates "liberals" as he sees them(gay cultists who want to murder Christians). This is probably one such moment.

>>10615046
because who the fuck cares about a jar of pickles on a fucking talk show

>>10615033
This, before him admitting to being a fake persona, actually made me think he was faking it all.

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>>10615676
Kill yourself you unapreteative faggot

>>10615538
It is true.
Bisphenol Alpha (BPA) found in a shit load of plastics and eventually the watershed of municipal water supplies is what's known as an estrogen-mimicker.

Estrogen-mimickers cause all kinds of crazy illnesses.

Anyone have the pickle jar?

>>10615028
greatest entertainer of our time

>>10616539
Disinformation agent!

>>10615752
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP!

>>10615676
Apparently you libcucks do cause you spam it all over this place

does anyone have the
>I'm a patriot
>I'm human
>AND I'M CUMMIN'

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>>10615033

>>10615573
But that is the entire fucking point.

>>10615038
ahahaha

>>10616975
>libcucks

sup retard hows that con you voted in that's about to be impeached?

>>10615046
Meh I can see it

>>10615046

Yeah he has a point, I can't imagine Clintons advisers would be okay with her attempting to open a jar on national TV just in case she couldn't do it, it would make her look weak and that's not good publicity in an election.

>>10615584
He was pretending to be a Hillary supporter. The scene starts with him worshipping her on the big screen. When his coworkers try to talk sense into him he rips off his shirt and the scene you just saw plays out. The entire thing was an ad for his Hillary for Prison shirt.

Anyone got the webm where his face is all squashed?

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>>10615028

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>>10617283

>con
Nah, in your head maybe
>about to be impeached
Nah, all that impeach thingy is cancelled; keep with the times man
nytimes.com/2017/05/18/us/politics/democrats-trump-impeachment.amp.html

>>10618195
Im high af and that scares the living shit out of me

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>>10618218
>scares the living shit out of me
As you should be rothschilds

>>10617283
How's that corrupt whore you guys voted in?

Oh wait she's still not president.

and she never will be.

>>10615038
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>10616446
Nigger it was literally the OP

Someone post the super saiyan one.

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>>10617847
Yeah I know right? Wouldn't want to be publicly humiliated

>>10615028
>>10615046
>>10615046
>>10615573
>>10617847

This was the dumbest fucking conspiracy theory you fucktards/Alex shat out until pizzagate happened.

Continue with the Alex Jones memes.

>>10615028
I love this dude. He's bat shit crazy, but sometimes he makes good points. He's not wrong, she clearly already had the can of pickles open before the attempt. It's for sure fake. But the amount of depth he goes to prove it is just... wow.

>>10618499
This guy ate paint chips as a child. I'm convinced.

>>10618160
sauce

>>10618517
Topkek. I wonder what actually happened to this bitch. Man that really destroyed her chances lel

>>10618523
>jar clearly was opened previously
>conspiracy

w e w l a d

>>10618524
>can

kek

As dumb as he is.

>>10618517
Yeah that was bad but it was unavoidable.

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>>10617283

>>10615028
i couldn't even open this

>>10617194
It's a nonstarter. Like a previous anon wrote, who cares about a jar of pickles in a talk show?

There's plenty wrong with Hillary, and Trump. None of it is related to pickles or the jars they come in.

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cant believe this one hasnt been posted yet

>>10615584
The Fappening

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I've been kekking at this one hard for the last couple of days

>>10615054
this is gold

>>10615676
>proof she's 100% healthy!
>twists a pre-opened jar

>>10615584
He was playing a character.

>>10615038
Thank you for that I haven't laughed so much in years

>>10618195
you wake up with these two standing over you, what do you do?

>>10620806
but it has.... better quelity one too....

>>10615766
yet environmental protection is a zionist conspiracy to butt-fuck coal miners and chem plant workers.

>>10615028
that pan down to aj's hands at the start always gets me for some reason

>>10615046
no reason he can't have a point and be a hilarious meme at the same time senpai

anyone have next level demon summoning?

>>10622277
demand the name of their hair dresser.
Tunnel Snakes Rule.

>>10615752

The last part should be ANNIHILATE ISRAEL

>>10615752

>unapreteative

We have the best words.

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no idea how this one hasnt been posted

>>10615028

I love Alex Jones. He never fails to make me smile. And I don't mean it in a way "lol this guy's retarded I'm a smart libtard!", he's genuinely entertaining.

>>10618523
>pizzagate
>dumb
It's real though. The Jews and other elites in Washington DC absolutely, 100% do have a worldwide pedo ring where they not only abuse but sacrifice children to Moloch. This much has been confirmed.

>>10622334
No, it's a conspiracy to indoctrinate whites to have less children dumbass. That's why always in global warming propaganda and the like the establishment makes sure to mention "overpopulation" and that the only way to combat global warming is by not having children. Even though Europe is not highly populated nor does it contribute in any meaningful amount to pollution, it's China and Africa that are overpopulated and are polluting the atmosphere.

>>10618566
>Topkek. I wonder what actually happened to this bitch. Man that really destroyed her chances lel
Who knows. I can't even imagine the stress and workload candidates are under, it would be insane. Giving a talk at a conference is hard enough, imagine having to be "on" 24/7 for over a year, constantly preparing and hiding your weaknesses and pretending to be happy etc. It would be gruelling.

It's not surprising that a cold could turn into something bigger under these circumstances. She and her team were idiots for trying to sweep everything under the carpet and not acknowledge anything, it gave the "Hillary is too sick to serve" conspiracy some credence.

>>10620935
Jesus Christ this is amazing

>>10615733
>This, before him admitting to being a fake persona, actually made me think he was faking it all.
I don't know how anyone could have thought otherwise. These guys are basically fringe pundits who cultivate an entertaining persona to increase their net worth. The sad thing is that people believe in the persona, think he is genuine, and thus believe almost whatever he says. It shows how retarded people are.

>>10615054
Motherfucking lost, man

>>10622499

He could have a good career as a voice actor if he ever wanted too those fucked up snarling monster voices he can do are great.

>>10622869
this was kinda cool

haha best thread in a long time, dont let this die

>>10618218
>>10618195
Same here. The fuckin Rothschilds, m8.

>>10624622
Wait, those are Rotschilds? Oh thank Christ, those fuckers are finally getting cursed by retarded offspring, in a generation or two they're finally gonna get rekt.

>>10618249
>>10618195
Who are these madmen?

>>10615028
he have dem trump soft hands

>>10615046
That entire thing with Hillary opening a jar on a comedy TV-show because people said she was sick and weak was hilarious. So was Alex Jones response to her actually opened a jar of pickles.

The fact that she and her team planned that shit was just.. ugh.

>>10618555
Because you watch compilations of the craziest and funniest shit he says completely out of context? It's hilarious content, but you might want to google the term "confirmation bias".

>>10622572
Oh come the fuck on. It was obviously not a cold. Why the fuck else would they even try to cover it?

She's ill with something, watching her speeches at rallies made it obvious. She kept them short and she always started to look like she would faint any second at the end of the rallies. Not to mention the stretches being rushed behind the stage after one of her rallies.
Meanwhile, there's fucking Trump, running around with the voters, screaming at people trying to get to him, prepping his voters by chanting catchphrases 24/7, etc etc.

I'm still kind of shocked that the democratic voters accepted Hillary as their frontrunner, I think Sanders would had some problems to gather the more casual voters.. but he would still have had a larger chance than Hillary to win.. that's for sure.
I put a bet on Trump the second it was obvious that it would be Trump VS Hillary. Since Trump would obviously win.

I heard some crazy shit about chobani and pizza gate from alex jones. its scary how this man sees the truth that no one else can see happening. you can lean 10 time as much fron him than i can in any classroom. the way he talks and how he presents himself makes me want to leave my life and become a follower and help his cause.

>>10615028
hehehehheheheheheheheheheeheheheheheheheeeeheehehehehehehehehehehe i loled so hard to this

>>10615752
hahahahahahahhaha
I am crying these are awesome

>>10618499
he's right though - it's the weak cunts who are dangerous, who fail their way into politics

>>10624929
This guy is a lunatic. I hope you're just arguing for the sake of arguing and don't actually believe this guy is normal by any means.

>>10615028
most important alex jones video in existence:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODZE5peUfWQ

>>10615028
It's a jar
not a can
retard

>>10620806
Literally 6 posts above
And it isnt remotely funny

>>10618160
I lost so fucking hard to this and I can't even begin to explain why

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>>10620935
Holy fuck amazing

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Who knew Colbert was Canadian

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>>10625254
>t. Rothschilds

>>10615733
you are retarded

>>10618249
what the fuck is wrong with their faces, did both just get stung by 600 bees each?

>>10625951
They injected their redpills instead of swallowing with water.

>>10618195
hey /pol/ can you give me a run down on these two?

>>10616975
pretty sure ive never seen the hillary video posted in a "go her!' fashion

>>10624969
HEAR HEAR!

>>10625302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30

wrong, its this one

literally HOW can one man be this redpilled

>>10627091
oops, meant for this >>10625290

killing myself now

>>10626147
I thought redpills were taken with Mountain Dew.

>>10622559
relax friend

ask yourself why would anyone waste their time doing that.

>>10622559
But you know the "real" story somehow.

>>10627147
redpills are taken with loneliness

>>10624970
You sound very sad.

>>10618467
And how's that working out for America?

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>>10618517

>>10616975
>Libcuck

Le free kekistani armee XD