celebm thread

>>10612117
She looked better when she was fat desu.

http://mysexycelebs.freeforums.net/

>>10612131
This was when she still had meat on her bones but maybe wasn't as fat as her first nude scene.

The absolute last I saw her was years ago in an ad for Jenny Craig or something where she was skinny. She went blonde, lost the weight, looked like a million other bitches and may as well have dropped off the face of the earth.

>>10612678
Per Mr. Skin she was 58 in this scene. Jesus! Dem titties holding together remarkably well!

>>10612678
thicc old bird

>>10612983
>>10612497
post more

>>10612983
Source please

>>10613566
Thursday

>>10613155
>>10613566

The movie is named Thursday

>>10613616>>10613641
Thanks

Where are the nasty Mailey?

>>10612117
>>10612445
is that sara rue?

>>10614000
Yeah

>>10614262
sauce please

>>10614262
Source please

>>10614324
Weeds, one of the later seasons

>>10614376
I mean, the girl's name sir?

>>10612117
Better than expected tits.

>>10614418
david bowie?

>>10614607
can't be unseen

>>10612983
I can't fap to this

>>10614607
oO"... nope.

>>10614369
Weeds

Worst /celeb/ in a while.

>>10615045
me on shrooms
so fucking great

>>10615086
I cam here to fap not faplaugh

>>10612496
>>10612497
wtf I love lazy town now

>>10615045
The face you make when you realize you've spent months working with people only to find out they're batshit crazy at the worst possible time.

>>10615134
Lets not kid ourselves. Safer to just assume she agrees with them.

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>>10615128

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>>10612496
>>10612497
>>10615115
> Oh look at me! I'm such an artiste but I never get naked...

Natalie Portman is lame.

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>>10615777

>>10614607
god damnit. im using this now anon. hope you dont mind

>>10613858
what is this from?

>>10615063
foam Popsicle. weird cut.

>>10612678
helen would probably fuck hard enough you'd wake up with sheets up your ass...

>>10613692
she looks a bit like miley cyrus and some other actress i can't remember

>>10615095
No matter how cute a celebrity looks, they always have that "I've been raped by 10.000 Jewish men" look.

>>10615078
droggy style

>>10615853

Trance. An... odd movie. Her shaving her pubes was actually a lot point weirdly enough.

http://mysexywrestlingdivas.freeforums.net/

>>10616002
Cause she's her aunt ?

>>10616582
she's not miley's aunt, she's her Godmother

>>10616012
Thanks for expressing your antisemitism in an appropriately illogical way.

>>10616154
underrated

>>10613284
So what, the dudes dick goes instantly soft when he finishes? I can't fap to this unrealistic bullshit.

>>10614324
It's from the show Weeds. One of the later seasons.

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Anyone got the longer webm of this? where they are like "What would you call it?"..DANGEROUS

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The guy who gets to fuck her hard. Damn...

>>10613852
probably best celebrity pussy until paris hilton

>>10614906
>I can't fap to this
Do it.

Dave would be proud.

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>>10617278

>>10617163
>not including the part where she says "you wanna fuck me?"

you had one job

>>10614324

Should be Weeds. The later seasons.

>>10614418
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>10615045
There's a gif of her with pizza flying around that sums up that face well.

>>10615758
Kind of this.

Nobody who's had as many films and scripts edited to suit their own inhibitions as she has had deserves respect as an actor.

>>10612983
fuck i remember seeing this when i was young and it freaking me out. first time ive seen it again in about 20 years

>>10617542
That's a stripper they hired for the dance and they superimposed Jamie's face on later

>>10617368
i wanne smash her face with rock
what a fucked up stupid little white spoiled brat
so ANGRYY

>>10615106
Yeah dude you are so fucking cool.

>>10612117
I really dont dig tits that big if they have such ugly shape. shape>>>>>size

>>10612709
No kids actually keeps a woman very good.

>>10616002
miss piggy?

>>10615758
If this girls waist was just a little smaller, she would be perfection. I wanted to fuck her when i watched her in legion. So gorgeous

>>10612983
I want what's in the safe! We want what is in the goddamn safe, in the goddamn master bedroom on the fuckin' floor in the goddamn fuckin' floor safe, that's all!

>>10615045
Kek how drunk was she here

>>10615097
Why don't I remember this scene?

>>10616012
>10.000
>.
If you're even 0.001% Jew, this guy'll know, and then blame you for everything.

>>10612678
Which film is this? Thanks

>>10613284
RIP reeks dick

>>10616938
source?

>>10614418
dayum, I remember always pausing and rewinding the VHS on this movie. shit was hot when it came out (on tv where I had to record it from).

>>10618649
Deleted scene.

There was a whole subplot about her fucking that copilot douche which was removed too

>>10615750
Is this Donald Trump looking at her?

>>10619017
Damn... Well I'm bummed they cut out the scene with Johnny but I'm glad they cut out the scene with that other asshole. Fuck that guy. I remember when I was a kid and first watched that movie....fucking guy pissed me off kek

>>10616988
Lold

>>10616988
He might have been slug dicking her for a bit

>>10614397
Kat Foster

>>10617842
>spoiled brat
I believe that webm is from a movie, "neon demon"

>>10612117
hnnnghh that second one

makes me wish Rebel Wilson had nudes

>>10617813
>Its a meme you dip

>>10619126
I might be wrong but I think she starts fucking that guy before she dumps Rico so it makes her out to be a slut.

Either way it doesn't show her in a great light when someone she's sleeping with, despite what a prick he was, is killed by the brain bug and she seems to get over it right away.

>>10615118
heh

>>10619568
Bet she would've folded in half if her boyfriend had've had the balls to kick her in the stomach for her shit

>>10619572
Just gotta wait till she's realised the "Fat Amy" hype has died

>>10620262
So am I supposed to be pissed at her or not? I mean it didn't make the movie but obviously almost did. Man what the heck now I'll never watch Buenos Aires get destroyed the same again =/

>>10614341
Sauce???

>>10616154
kek

>>10617338
Did we even see hers?

>>10620384
Just sayin I see why it was deleted. I guess the film was supposed to equally follow Rico & Carmen but test audiences probably hated her and convinced them to delete half her shit.

>>10621800
without a chod in it I mean

>>10621804
They made a wise decision. She's a terrible actress. God damn she was sexy as fuck though. Btw I get buzz notifications when someone replies and I just happened to be up to piss. Means nothing just trippy timing.

>>10621705
>I don't want to do nudity as my children might be teased about it
>close ups of my face while I'm getting drilled through a wall are fine

>>10612983
stay away from te aqua...

>>10615758
?

Portman did a topless scene in Hotel Chevalier. Or at least I thought she did.

>>10616002
Jayne Mansfield?

>>10617542
While this is one of the shittier replies I've read in recent history, it's also one of the funniest replies I've ever read.

>>10617813
Not only do you not understand the reference, what you're saying isn't even true, dumbass.

>>10614341
sauce?

>>10621742
I bet he messed up that line a dozen times to get reshoots hahaha

>>10615045
>TFW an award show producer tells you to make strange faces at an inappropriate time to garner more attention to the award show

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>>10617813
Haha. nope. That's all her before her male hormones got the best of her and she has to eat yogurt to poop.

>>10616501
>>10616507
Sauce please

>>10621826
oh shit! I didn't recognise him

>>10614324

probably Weeds, the later seasons

>>10615045

fuking cocaine/heroin fried brain

>>10615061

id slide my meat dowh that throat jeez

>>10615116
>Modine's literally holding her in place so she doesn't go wandering off in the middle of it.

>>10612792
>what can I say, except "you're welcome"

>>10624700
whats this actress' name?

>>10622442
>proud to be replying to pasta

well, I guess...

>>10622442
>"How do you do fellow four channers?"

>>10615063
I'm more interested in the Asian chick to the right.

>>10621858
She only showed butt and she was posed so awkwardly in another shot as to avoid showing anything that it's as laughably bad a the L-shaped sheets trope.

Most she ever did was a nipslip in Closer. She had filmed nude scenes for that movie but had the director remove them when she retroactively decided she didn't want to do them. The nipslip is a remnant of that deleted nudity I assume the director couldn't or possibly forgot to delete as it was actually years after the film's release before somebody realised you could see anything.

>>10613858
damn she's built like a brick shithouse

>>10626100
which movie?

>>10624776
Nichole Bloom

I don't know the movie but Natalie Dormer is so hot !

>>10615097
>>10619017

thanks, my life is complete now.

>>10624511
Paulina Porizkova - Thursday

>>10619568
She would have made the best damn Harley Quinn.

>>10612496
>Terrible People: The Movie

That movie is fucking awful

>>10614324
Weeds

>>10617542
Lost my shit.

>>10626141
Kill yourself

>>10626665
one of the later seasons, right?

>>10617338
what about kim k.?

>>10626932
I believe so

>>10626124
Fuck oath cunt makes me wanna smash a dogs eye with some dead horse from the servo as

>>10615103
lol what the fuck

>>10626479
said no one ever

>>10616886
Jews own Hollywood, actresses sleep or are forced to sleep with rich Hollywood people. Seems logical to me.

>>10612983
who dat ho

>>10624700
she's not that hot desu

>>10617542
truly one of the greatest pasta of our time

>>10624485
hahahah this is golden kek

>>10627465
Just keep on fantasizing there buddy.

>>10628126
so

>>10630085
Different anon here. Not even an anti Semite and I don't really understand why people hate jews as much as they do.

But Jews are overrepresented behind the scenes in show business and the casting couch IS a thing in Hollywood just like pedophillia.

>>10616573
Which Mummy movie is this?

>>10627234
Me, myself and Irene, great movie. Guy gets cucked so hard eh developes split personalities and he raised 3 hood black boys after his wife dumps him. They end up being geniuses and they really love their dad and follow behind and fix shit for him.

10/10 would watch again.

>>10615045
I hate the bullshit that asshole was spewing, but I love watching hot ass Wynona making those faces. God, if I was a god, that pussy would be so blasted.

>>10615103
Remember, Jim Carrey was getting paid to do this.

>>10615116
Considering the mental shape she is in right there, Modine should have grabbed those amazing tits and squeezed them for good luck.

>>10616012
lol wut

>>10630530
I can't remember the specifics but I read he cried or some shit after doing this scene because he felt it was so disrespectful.

FYI she was a quite popular softcore porn actress back then and it's doubtful this was the only time that week she was filmed while some dude was sucking on her tit.

>>10615758
That episode broke a month-long nofap streak for me when I watched it. Dunno why, it wasn't particularly spicy.

>>10626232
who is the girl? What's the movie anon? don't leave us dripping wet... lol

>>10632040
Mary Elizabeth Winstead in the Fargo show.

>>10615061
is there anything sluttier than glitter on the tongue?

>>10618864
Armageddon

>>10615758
wtf is wrong with that bitches ankle?

>>10628078
The ONE good thing about her dad getting his dick put inside out, it that it brought his daughter to the spotlight.
What does she even do, though?

>>10613847
More?

>>10613692
Dolly Parton used to be quite an attractive lady

>>10635311
Looks like Dodger

>>10635311
I'd like to plow that satan worshipping cunt from behind

>>10615996
kek

>>10624660

literally the only reason I'm going to go watch that movie

>>10621826
beltaloda

>>10618642
>>10624616
it was more likely pills

she was high either way

>>10624768
underrated post

>>10613284
Ros was the best pair of tits

>>10612983
>smoking

>>10626232
Some salsa over here please

>>10615758
Oh no, whatever will we do without seeing her tiny tits?

>>10626232
Got it Mary Elisabeth Wanstead fargo season 3

>>10628126
Derp

>>10619682
I just cannot get over the stunning face of barbara palvin...

>>10612117
Ohshit it's the lesbian chick from Rules of Engagement!

>>10615854
The webm maker cut out the shot of the other guy from the middle, dumb fuck.

>>10616582
No she isn't, but she is her Godmother, they looking alike is just coincidental

>>10624700

great nips!

>>10619332
WRONG

>>10614324
I forgot what show that was, but the actor is noticeably older than when show started, so this episode must be in one of the later seasons.

>>10626106
Has she ever been in a film/play and NOT got her tits out?

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>>10641819
dat judge dread filename. nice

>>10634066
VS model. one of the lucky ones that her jew mom kris jenner didn't get to blanda up and become a useless waste of space.

>>10641875
more keira knightley

>>10617813
>he hasn't seen the non-tv version of Trading Places

>>10614341
that dog killed my boner :/

>>10615245
How are they crazy?

>>10632040
some body double people this is MEW

>>10630207
>overrepresented

Not the correct use of the term. But there is a stereotype of Jews "running" Hollywood, basically because Jewish business in New York found antisemitism kept them out of gentile businesses (and golf clubs, private-members clubs etc.), so many moved to LA and started Hollywood to not have those type of prejudices upon them.

>>10627465
You're sound very suggestible.

>>10642761
>jew mom kris jenner

It's almost as if you don't know what the word "Jew" means.

Oh wait, that is true. Because you're a fool.

>>10614324
Dude weed lmao ladder seasoning

>>10641816
why did she ruin her body with tattoos?

>>10642714
I see what you did there...

>>10644482
No it's the correct use of the term if referring to the percentage of actors who are Jewish compared to the percentage of Jews in the population.

>>10644989
Why does anyone? I think Noelle Dubois with her "eyes looking at you" tramp stamp is the only exception.

Maybe Asia Argento too and even then she fucked herself up by getting them "removed" so now her whole body looks like when you draw something in pencil then rub it out with an eraser but the image is clearly still there.

>>10617542
Dude
Go see a shrink

>>10627244
>jamie pressley would have been a great Harley Quinn

>>10616012
very true

>>10616886
thanks for expressing your ignorance

>>10624768
My sides!

>>10616002
Cameron Diaz

>>10613284
Bianco has the perfect body

>>10617542
Holy kek dude
sometimes autism can be really funny

>>10644488
rich and horny people do things like that and always have for all of our human history

>>10619126
When it came out, some critic titled their review "Archie and Friends vs. the Martians"
Johnny=Archie
Carmen=Veronica
Dizzy=Betty
Ace=Jughead
whatsisname pilot=Reggie
Carl doesn't fit as well, but he's hardly in the movie, so it doesn't really matter.

>>10619126

What I found amusing was the asshole co-pilot guy is the same one who stole Kelly Kapowski from Zack in Saved by the Bell, then cheated on Kelly too. Dude was smashing pussy across several genres/mediums.

>>10641839
Great filename.

>>10612792
movie?

>>10635911
lol
which part?
you blind faggot

>>10641779
who is this?

>>10615075

underrated movie

>>10650254
She has exactly the same eyes you fucking mong

>>10651614
It was a funny movie that needed actual nudity from her but going by the commentary she was too much of a prude and the director wasn't talented enough to actually make her believable as a porn actress so all you get is her being a bit slutty like something from an SNL sketch.

>>10627306
God i wish there was more then just 1 pic with a dick in her mouth

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>>10617542

>ARRRRRNOLDD

>>10641779
Put the name on your post, especially if we can't see face. Lazyass

>>10650212
the HBO show "ballers"

>>10651859
1. No
2. thats like 2% of the body, retard

>>10613858
>I never wanted to see Becky from Clerks 2 like this

>>10649269
stop it violet, go kill Count Olaf

>>10653817
Different anon here.
1. It does kinda look like her in that video
2. How autistic are you?

>>10616507

joffrey face at the start puts me off

>>10614324
Pretty sure it's from Weeds; later season.

>>10642761
The ideology is strong with this one.

>>10616573
Belladonna looks good.

>>10615075
that shit editing wtf

>>10642714
first thing i thought of top kek

>>10614324
Seeds, the letter reason

>>10615086
>>10615078
By far one of the worst actresses in a tv show ever.

>>10614262
Weeds

Dubs checked

Shameless.

>>10624700
dubs checked

Shameless

>>10657050
But what season?

>>10614324
Mr Deeds, one of the later remakes

>>10624700
Superstore looking good.

>>10641779
>>10650979
>>10653225
Isn't it supposed to be Audrey Tautou ?

>>10656948
the only decent movie of his.

>>10660581
Yes from A Very Long Engagement unless I'm mistaken.

However the director had made a point of not confirming one way or another if it was her or a body double.

>>10647269
It's not ignorance if they're stating a fact.