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Animal rekt

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Webms or gifs of animals being dicks.
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>>10565021
rko outta nowhere
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>>10565029
Oh fuck. Ouch? Fuck its too early for the internet.
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>>10565039
This reminds me of Simone, the son of Killface.
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>>10565044
hahaha get rekt
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>>10565039
I don't understand why people get such fat ugly pets
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>>10565029
File name kek
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>>10565035
that's a nice cock
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These animals are real jerks.
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>>10565240
what a good doggo
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>>10565054
expected a snake
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>>10565240
Damn,now i gotta watch some Frisky Dingo
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>>10565035
>not naming this 'cock tames feisty pussy'
you had your chance and you blew it
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>>10565044
that's a smart ass bird
> get this food fucker
>I dare you
>double dare
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>>10565029
poor rhino
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>>10565240
That was adorable anon, Not exactly thread relevant, but I'm glad it was posted regardless.
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>>10565044
jesus that fucker is fast
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>>10565029
Jesus Christ
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>>10565783
You gotta love how he baits the fucker too. birds of prey are some of the most dickish mother fuckers around, but they do it in such a cool way you can't even be mad at them. anyone have the webm of a falcon beheading a duck so fast you can't even see it without slow motion?
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>>10565039
Well technically OP asked for animals bein dicks
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>>10565810
Second this request. I want to see what cant be unseen.
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>>10565029
that's clearly a zebra
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>>10565044
wow
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>>10565865
i want joe rogan to voice over this webm
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>>10565252
ask your parents
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>>10565865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73OvZ_l35Sw
I've got the youtube link
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>>10565054
eugh
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>>10566168

goddamn what an awful situation

this world is fucked
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>>10566236
are you a fucktard or a vegan anon ?
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>>10566168
that casual stroll up to the little nigger
"eh the microwave dinner will do"
*plop*
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>>10566279
most likely neither. Just a normal human being, not a psycho / special noflake / liberal nignog niggering niggery nigger like you bitch kek'd
> moron
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>>10566287
In what way pointing that we eat those things everyday and that only those lame ass vegetarian are allowed to complain when seeing an amimal getting hunted down makes me a liberal ?
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>>10566194
>horn to the balls
>horn to the neck
Your da man pablo, you sure showed everybody what a badass you are.
were
whatever.
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>>10566299
Same way you think me or the other dude replying are vegans smartass
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>>10565021
I can't find the one where the gazelle gives birth and runs off leaving a confused leopard staring at the camera
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>>10565888
Oh yeah you're right.
>Zebra attacks Rhino.mp4
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>>10565029
Fuck, man. That's really brutal.
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>>10566194
could you imagine being violently gored by a bull and then having the crowd pour beer on you?
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>>10566349
kek
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>>10566168
anyone else notice it literally shit itself?
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>>10565991
Holy shit I think that cracking noise might be its bones

Metal as fuck
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searching a gif where a Turtle bites a mouse in a halft, someone have it?
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Cattle gore is best gore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2CGGp9EWFQ
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>>10565029
Worst part is, the gator probably didn't eat it.
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>>10566373
Where did you think the expression comes from? Animals usually do it in desperate times
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>>10566373
Actually I think the mother had literally just finished giving birth to the calf and that's the afterbirth.

>spawn camping
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>>10566472
Not just animals, people too, if it's really bad enough. The sphincter muscle down there takes a surprising amount of effort to keep your shit in, and if the body really thinks it needs that tiny extra bit of concentration to other muscles to get your ass to safety then sacrifices must be made.
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>>10566483
>>10566483
i think you are right, no wonder why the calf was specially retarded, probably thought mom was playing
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>>10566168
It's weird because I'd always heard male lions don't hunt.
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>>10565865
fuckin roos
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>>10566440
but something else will eat it. There are lions, hyenas, wild dogs or vultures or just the maggots that will feast on the cadaver. Still sucks to be the zebra
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>>10565924
"He might be going for the Kimura!"
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>>10566503
young ones do. Because they do not have their bitches to hunt for them yet
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>>10566517
fucking millennials always filming every shit while not enjoying the real life experience
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>>10566320
GOT IT!
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>>10566194
I wish a thousand, maybe two thousand people a year got killed by bulls while doing this stupid senseless shit. I wish the bulls charged into the stands and killed children and young, attractive women. Then maybe they'd stop putting on bullfights and these "running with" events. And if you disagree, I hope a bull kills YOUR kids and then shits on your head while you're bending over the little brat's body.
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>>10566503
>feminists
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>>10566403
The more fear and pain they endure, the tastier the beef.
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>>10566517
Retards strung up the wrong end. Are they even trying to bleed the animal or is this pure edge?
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>>10565044
Whomever stopped filming should put their hands in the same cage. Would've loved to see it eat and defend
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>>10566060
he died
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>>10566503

for territorial defence, and for food, after maturing but before they have their own pride
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>>10566594
ummm what do you think
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Post some bugs fucking each other up please
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>>10566562
*so edgy*!!
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>>10566562
t. furfag
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>>10566545
>spawn killing
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>>10566329
underrated post
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>>10565991
kek
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>>10566194
>oi fuk u carlos eat horn
>white shit rains down upon alberto the angry bull
>understandable have a nice day
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>>10566403

These fuckers will shout Snackbar over goddamned everything wont they?
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>>10566060
Did that elephant get anal?
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>>10566594
m8 they cut the fucking head off.
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>>10565240
i came to 4chan not to cry
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>>10565991
this is psychotic. reminds me of jabba the hutt.
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>>10566545
Does anyone know of the Leopard ends up eating it?
>>10566646
This.
Lmao
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>>10566562

Well that wouldnt really be an argument for ending the bullrun so much as an argment for finding out who built shitty barricades.

Why are you abloo-bloo-blooing over people risking their own lives for their own enjoyment? If it harmed other people, sure! Go nuts! Get pissed! But it doesnt. It harms people who knew the risks and accepted them anyway.

Sure its stupid, but everyone dies sometime. Might as well go out doing something interesting.

What are you gonna be remembered for buddy, that time you fapped ten times in a day and got friction burns on your dick?
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>>10566735
Yes they did, but from the wrong side.
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>>10566646
topkek m8

underrated comment
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>our system thinks your post is spam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1vJQyV8lMI
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>>10566717
I've seen an elephant reach into the ass of another elefant with its trunk, take shit out and eat it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2y_LEbdEVE
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>>10565039
savage
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>>10566562
peta you're not welcome here
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>>10566961
Elephants are fucking degenerates.
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>>10565991
lol is that a monitor lizard?
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>>10565029
How comes it's still standing while his guts are spreading all over the ground?
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>>10566562
i've never seen someone so butthurt. take your meds
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>>10567053
it lies down shortly after the webm ends here
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>>10566961
>>10567007
damn, dumbo is really messed up after he grew up. wonder what that circus mouse did to him...
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>>10565021
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>>10567053
It's a dumb animal, it has no concept of what it's intestines are, it's responses are limited.
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>>10565991
What kinda lizard is this? I kinda want to get a beardie but this thing is fucking awesome
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>>10567108
I wonder if it instinctually turned back onto it's attacker, accidentally turned the wrong way but got lucky or that's a learnt behaviour.
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>>10566194
>People pelting him with beer cans for being such a pussy

savage
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>>10565865
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>>10565044
out-fucking-skilled
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>>10567141
monitor.
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>>10567053
People do that too. The responding police saw it during the Bataclan massacre. Disembowled women staggering around.
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>>10565044
Thats so fucking smart, literally bait
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>>10566517
i guess she was caught cheating on muhammed
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>>10566853
but anon....they cut off it's head....
clean off....
there are only so many ways to cut a head off.
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>>10565029
i think its 2soon4internet4me
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>>10567170
ah yes, the majestic fight between two shitposters.
one of nature, and the other of image boards.
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>>10566562
i agree but its better to keep quiet about it.
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>>10566403
It's all about cultural relativity and being sensitive to the traditional life-ways of other peoples.
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>>10567170
If you square up with a kangaroo you better kick that shitter.
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>>10567108
>ywn leap 5 times your own height in an adrenaline fueled feat of strength
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>>10567248
have you ever tired?
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>>10567229
He's lucky the roo didn't disembowel him with it's feet.
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>>10567108
>Does a fucking barrel roll at the same time

badass bunny
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>>10567188

and here it is. it's absolutely the worst fucking thing I have ever seen on the internet in my life. The guy cutting part of his eyeball was close second.
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>>10567344
A horse getting disemboweled is the worst thing you've ever seen? You either love horses or you're new here.
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>>10567360

ymmv
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>>10567202
Are you soft in the head? Not that guy but obviously if you're trying to get the blood out of animal you should let gravity do the work for you. Tying it up by the head is retarded.
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>>10567170
ahahahahaha
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>>10566403
Fucking sand niggers.
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>>10567188
I wonder why they didn't shoot the horse to make its death less painful
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>>10566594
>using a samurai sword
>what do you think
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>>10566168
When you sacrifice yourself so your ADC won't die but he's a dumbass
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>>10566517
>SUPERIOR NIPONESE BLADE DESU BAKA SEMPAI
Fucking weebs
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>>10566562
Back to 9gag you fucking faggot
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>>10565054
Stuff of nightmares.
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>>10567447
A calf that young isn't realistically going to survive without it's mother, and the cow had no real chance against multiple male lions. Even one would stand a good chance of killing her, they're significantly stronger than the females.

There's a reason a lot of animals will abandon or even eat their young if threatened by predators.
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>>10566562
How does it feel knowing you're one person who will never influence a mass of people. Knowing your own existence is so meaningless it hurts the very fiber of your being.
You will never stop the violence.
here's a (you) though
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>>10566194
Kek this video makes me so happy
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>>10565240

:')
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>>10567108
OUT FUCKING SKILLED
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>>10567433
Because they are fucking Mexican. Mud people worth less than nothing. They should not even be enslaved but rather put down.
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>>10567188
Something about horses dying gets to me.
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>lions
Lmaoing
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>>10567690
What kind of sick faggot lets this happen?
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>>10567196
kek'd hard
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>>10567700
What kind of sick faggot would deprive a snek of his meal?
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>>10565035
Funny enough that's actually less painful than if it was raped by a cat.
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>>10567733
You get it a feeding rat, not a puppy that hardly looks 2 weeks old.
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>>10566194
>Chicago Bulls shirt
Like pottery
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>>10567714
Oh my fucking god i'm laughing so hard
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>>10567487
Well fucking said
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>>10567733
dogs aren't natural prey for snakes.

Adopting a puppy and feeding it to a snake is something only a sick psychopath would get enjoyment from.
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>>10567743
Would it be better to feed the snake an older puppy?

It would be cruel to torment the snake with food as small as rats.
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>>10567763
All small mammals are natural prey of snakes. The snake wouldn't have eaten the dog if it didn't want to.
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>>10566763
It does, sticks around for a while tho
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>>10567784
You are actually retarded.
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>>10565054
TOP NOPE
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>>10565240
Lifeguard doggo
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>>10566236
faggot detected.
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>>10567805
I'm not the asshole who wants to starve a snake.
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>>10566060
The real reason theyre called poo-jeets
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>>10567822
If you're too poor to afford enough feeder rats, you shouldn't own a large snake.
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>>10566236
Interesting that you imagine yourself in the place of the lazy cows that get eaten, rather than seeing yourself in the place of the lions that get a tasty meal.
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>>10567835
lmao dogs cost more than rats dude. That snake is far too large for tiny little rats, it needs a proper meal. Like a puppy.
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>>10567053
this faggot doesnt understand how death happens..
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>>10566517
*Teleports behind goat*
Nothing personnel kid
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>>10567846
You're clearly trying to be edgy, so I'll leave you to it. But we both know it's both inhumane and non-ideal for the snake's diet to feed it dogs.
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>>10567170
"Shit, I was being a cunt, I deserved it m8"
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>>10567861

>When you forget to reload before rushing in.
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>>10567400
The point was to behead in in 1 swing... doubt they give a fuck about bleeding it out.

Oh, and your a fucking moron.
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>>10567861
>Hanzo mains
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>>10566819
What get people mad, is the disrespect towards the animals
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>>10567861
Well, that's one way to use a bow
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>>10565888
did you just assume it's species?
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>>10567763
weak faggot detected.
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>>10565805
You said it.
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>>10567877
>disrespect
>animals
The fuck you on about m8

They're letting bulls run in the streets and some retards run with them for shits and giggles and sometimes get horribly mutilated if they fuck up

I hardly think that this is bothering the bulls all that much.
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>>10567888
Edgy 12 year old detected
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>>10567898
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>>10567857
He's baiting you by acting like a faggot. Leave him to it.
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>>10565054
Run Samwise, Run!
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>>10567857
>inhumane
indoge?

Snakes eat many kinds of animals. A dog is a perfectly nutritious meal.
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>>10566517
They look like a bunch of fucking morons trynna record it.
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>>10567898
>>10567904
gay as fuck
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>>10567700
Where do you think all those "free" kittens end up going to on craigslist?
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>>10567763
>Adopting a puppy and feeding it to a snake is something only a sick psychopath would get enjoyment from.
Snek owners use craigslist for free food.
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>>10565230
weak pussy detected
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>>10567007

The plumber is here.
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>>10567433
it's fucking spics, you think they give a fuck what animals feel?
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>>10567960
nevermind i just cried
>>10567188
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>>10567165
are you stupid?
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>>10567784
you're trying to act all philosophical and shit as if you don't understand basic human emotions. kill yourself you fucking pleb.
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>>10565039
REKT
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>>10565029
sauce?
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>>10567108
iframes are op, fromsoft pls nerf
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>>10567857

So you're saying that it's only okay to eat animals that aren't cute?
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>>10567108
>
upvoted xd
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>>10567857
Hold on. How is it non ideal for the snake's diet? Other than the portion size it seems perfect for a snake.
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>>10568047
soft melon got ram rodded
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>>10568047
lmao what the fug
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>>10566403
Why did they specifically kill Australian cows?
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>>10566403

Homekill butcher in New Zealand. Very interesting how it is done and so quick too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8TBvkcSeFk
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>>10566403
Always fucking preaching how Halal is the most humane way to slaughter an animal.

Expected as much coming from the religion of peace.
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>>10566194

I grew up on a cattle farm....so I kind of get bullfights.

I mean, seriously, fuck cows. They're a real piece of shit animal. No sympathy for them.

Still....I love watching them injure and kill these dumb spaniards.
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>>10567400
>Are you soft in the head?

The goat was
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>>10566373
Yeah, what a fucking loser
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>>10568041
thought that was a fucking bullet
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>>10566517
I thought it was a dog,
I was angry
But it was a goat,
Now I'm happy.
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>>10566503

Also, there is a territory in Kenya called Tsavo where there are only larger, more dangerous prey such as buffalo and elephants. In this region, the adult males have become specially socialized to hunt with the rest of the pride to help kill these larger animals. They are also notorious man-eaters.
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>>10566310
If you're not a vegan, you're clearly a fucktard then.
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>>10567898
I can't remember where I heard it, but if a horse does that, it's because something's seriously wrong- something that causes it to lash out like that. Poor living conditions, always in an agitated state, shit like that.
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>>10565029
fuck, i hate sharks
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>>10567696
nice to see those assholes getting their asses kicked for once
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>>10565035
is that a fucking dragon?
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>>10568047
Goats are the fucking niggers of animals
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>>10566194
nothing makes me happier than watching ppl get absolutely FUCKING DESTROYED to shreds by a bull
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>>10567400
>muh bleedin' animals
it's almost as degenerate as fucking goats
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>>10568041
holyshit
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>>10567188
>runs around dropping his entrails and splattering them on the arena
>"~I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle~"
you can't make this shit up
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>>10565715
say what one more god damn time
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>>10566060
So how was work today?
...(grunt)...
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>>10567784
autism at it's finest.
unlike the chinese we aren't cruel inhumane bastards who eat dogs and cats.
nor should we feed them to snakes.

>muh it's all the same

go tip your fedora elsewhere faggot
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post more
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>>10567714
designated shitting peguin
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>>10567714
looks like it happens to him a lot
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>>10565039
Wow what an asshole
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>>10567977
Philosophy? Dude, snake keeping isn't rocket science!
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>>10567787
that's one of the dumbest arguments i've ever heard.
snakes regularly eat things too big for it and choke.
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>>10567188
thats so fucking sad to watch
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>>10568047
The cow started it.
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>>10568204
>shitskins in the background
there's your poor living conditions answer
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>>10566440
It will get eaten if not soon at night when the Crocs leave the water. Just sucks it has to die slow.
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>>10568041
to answer this, no the bird did not take it's head off
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>>10568240
Who are you to impose your human morality on snakes?
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>>10568059
rams are built for.... ramming.

cows are not.
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>>10568255
The snake is fine. It enjoyed that puppy.
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>>10565865
The weak should fear the strong.
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>>10565927
Holy fucking shit.
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>>10568278
since i have the mental power to cage a snake, therefore i decide how it lives.

kinda like you in your parents basement
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>>10567690

This guy got like 12 years in prison, if I recall. He did worse things than this and forced little kids, like 10 year old kids, to feed puppies to snaked and shit.

Its been a while, but I think he started screaming and crying in the courtroom when he he was sentenced.

I honestly wish we had gallows in todays society. Prison is too good for people who do this. DEATH is too good for people who do this. The man responsible for this should be slowly, methodically tortured, and kept in a dark, 5'x5'x5' concrete cage with nothing but a hole to shit in. Every year, men with masks drag him into a room where they strap him face down to a gurney. They then lay a rag doused in kerosine across his bare back, carefully laying it out so there are no wrinkles to ensure maximum surface area contact.

Then they light it.

And they let it burn. They ignore his screams, his furious wails and twisted cries. And when the rag finally stops burning, they use gloves to grab the corner of the charred remains of the fabric. And they RIP IT OFF AS HARD AS THEY CAN, TAKING ALL OF THE BURNT FLESH COVERING HIS BODY WITH IT.

And then they treat him medically, refusing to acknowledge his pleas and cries for mercy. And then back to his 5'x5'x5' cell, and when his back is finally healed, they do it all over again.

That's what should happen to this guy.
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>>10565991
Holy fucking shit m8 what a savage
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>>10568294
>inb4 edgefags defend animal cruelty
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>>10565991
Fucked up part is that monitors are intelligent enough to do this for sport.
They like to hunt and play with their prey.
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>>10568302
Meat is meat dude, you're the one imposing your arbitrary morals onto a fucking animal.
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>>10567344
what is that?
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>>10565039
pussy being a dick WOW
what's next huh? Peeing on the pillow faget?
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>>10566194
Yung niqqa got fucked real good
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>>10568314
>meat is meat
>one set of meat has higher brain functions and is capable of complex though processes
>other set of meat has limited reference capabilities

you're the one implying we have no say in the nature we live in.
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>>10568294
then run a rape train on him with no lube and only the biggest cocks
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>>10568095
>piece of shit animal.
why? they give meat and milk
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>>10567696
what a noble beast
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>>10567874
>doubt they give a fuck about bleeding it out
Irrelevant. The other dude's point was that this is the wrong way to restrain it if you intended to bleed it out and you were somehow too dumb to realise what he was saying when you replied to him. I have no interest in this webm or what they were trying to do, I merely wanted to point out how stupid you were for not having basic reading comprehension. Thanks for demonstrating it again though.
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>>10568293
How would you like it if a snake told you how to live? Don't be such an asshole man.
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>>10567108
>Not today bitch bird, not tofuckingday.
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>>10568345
huh, i didn't know 5th grade logic usable.
in this hypothetical earth where snakes can think like humans, and cage us.
yes it would tell me how to live, would i like it? i probably wouldnt even be able to comprehend liking or disliking shit.

now go coddle your exotic pet because it's the only thing that makes you feel special

just remember, it only hugs back because you're warm.
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>>10568228
Not that it's really relevant to the point i was making with that post but what exactly is wrong with wanting to get the blood out of an animal? I feel sorry for you if you don't know the deliciousness of black pudding or other blood based foods.
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>>10566194
That dude was DEAD when his head hit the ground. The rest is just REKT
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>>10567188
Holy fuck somebody shoot that horse, put it out of it's obvious misery
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>>10568041
BREAKNECK SPEED
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>>10568355
if i want to pretend like im a mudshit and drink the blood of a goat, well i wont.

you've answered my question on how much of a degenerate you are.
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>>10566194
when watching this all i am hearing is jeremy clarkson saying "pour beer on it"
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>>10567188
The horse just looks like it can't believe what's happening to it.
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>>10568359
>spics
>having enough compassion for animals to mercy kill
if anything they probably thought it made it more entertaining.
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>>10568262
Cow was warning the ram not stay away, you can see it get defensive in the beginning, ram didn't give a fuck and got closer which is a challenge in the animal world.
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>>10568316

That is a Felis catus. A common domestic pet, but also sometimes used in oriental cuisine.
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>>10568372
Most likely, it usually makes for an exciting show. But still.
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>>10567898
A mule's sexual awakening
rip my fucking sides
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>>10568353
Would you insult a dog like that?
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>>10568386
Ram only charged after the cow was already lowering itself for a charge. The innocent ram responded to the cows aggression.
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>>10568401
no, because doggos are loyal.
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>>10568407
So are snakes. It's obvious your moral compass is completely scrambled.
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>>10565054
My butthole puckered as soon as I saw the spider. I'm on the toilet midpoop, that was not what I needed to see.
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>>10565054
Faggots who keep spiders are worse than niggers. I would happily kill those faggots while looking them dead in the eyes.
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>>10568417
and it's obvious you're a troll.
>inb4 no shit
i just like arguing
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>>10568423
same goes for snake owners
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>>10566562
I never understood bullfighting and the running of the bulls until I read Hemingway.
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>>10568332
And rawhide, which has several great uses.
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>>10568424
I think it's obvious that you have some strong biases against snakes. Are you a christian or something? Did a snake fuck your woman?
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>>10565054
Amazing animal!
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>>10568441
i've always hated snakes, hell i prefer iguanas over snakes.

and there are very real reasons to dislike snakes.
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>>10568250
This.
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>>10567784
fuck you.
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>>10568449
Iguanas are cool. There is no reason to dislike snakes. You have ophidiophobia.
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>>10568469
snakes don't know companionship, nor do any reptiles.
dogs and other animals may turn on you at some point but less likely.
and usually snake owners are the biggest tools in the world.
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>>10568475
A snake is always true to itself, it will always be a snake. Snakes are very admirable and graceful creatures.
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>>10567898
>>10567904
The Mule honestly looks like he likes it. The second video looks like he backs into it.
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>>10568484
>what is basic instinct
i prefer animals that can function past that.
i.e. mammals
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>>10568485
Mules are fucking faggots.
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>>10568485
it's only gay if you push back
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>>10568370
i mean fuck man you would too
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>>10566562
t. peta
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>>10568041
Fucking bird watches way to much anime.
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>>10568491
That statement reveals that you have a very derogatory outlook on instinct.
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>>10568294
the video of the puppy getting eaten is so fucking funny.
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>>10568505
this whole argument shows you have a lack of self awareness
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>>10568041
>>10568503
*teleports behind you*
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>>10568517
This entire conversation shows you have no empathy for snakes.
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>>10566403
>restrain the cow
>cut its throat
>it passes out in seconds
>dies in like a minute
literally what's wrong with this?
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>>10568047
One was built for smashing its skull against something, the other was not.
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>>10568447
christ that was tense
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>>10568517
>Lack of self awareness
>Arguing with shitposter on 4chan

You need to take a break.
Besides, invertebrates > reptiles and mammals.
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>>10568541
Snakes are the best at sneaking missions.
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>>10567690
oh stfu you little pussies, can't handle a rekt thread, fucking niggers, get the fuck outta here
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>>10567170
that's one brave motherfucker
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>>10567700
chinks
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>>10565991
DYING OMFG
this shit could totally be dubbed into a metal song
>>10566385
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>>10567007
>Not naming it indianplumber.gif
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>>10568469

That scared the fuck out of me. Is there more to the video? Story? Was that just a trick of the camera/a prop?

Fuck.
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>>10567714
BUT WHY?
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>>10567053
Seriously, why didn't he seek medical attention?
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>>10567696
Seriously. These fucking wildebeest outweigh by 4x and outnumber by 10x the lions. If they would just turn and kill the lions when one goes down there would be no lions. I think that's why humans succeeded: Revenge when your former predator sleeps.
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>>10567888
go back to /b/ please and dont leave it until you're at least 18 years old.
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>>10568584
>wildebeest
Buffalo.
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>>10568228
You have to bleed an animal if you're slaughtering it for meat. Otherwise it tastes weird. This is Standard operating procedure for going from animal to meat. How do people not know this?
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>>10568447
Hey little mama lemme whisper in your ear
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>>10568278
The vet with the blue juice that got to destroy it by court order?
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>>10567852
maximum kek.
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>>10567170
This is why we don't get Roger Jr. in Tekken 7
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>>10568365
Blood Pudding is one of the whitest fucking foods there is. They eat it in ENGLAND! Home of the white!
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>>10565991
this is fucking crazy...
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>>10568584
Because while they could, collectively, overwhelm and slaughter the lions, they neither communicate well enough to orchestrate an organized counteroffensive nor does any single one want to risk death or injury by being at the front (whether solo or the whole herd) or breaking from the herd and risking attack by another, unnoticed pride of lions. When the lions take down one, it sucks for that one, but the other 999999999999999999etc of them are perfectly safe while the lions gorge themselves retarded.

Same thing happens with humans when confronted by an armed aggressor; a guy with a revolver may have 6 bullets but can subdue a crowd of a hundred because no single person wants to be one of the ones who gets shot for their bravery.
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>>10568365
Confirmed for being a colonial savage. Enjoy whatever tripe you consider food. At least this guy >>10568637 knows something, even if he can't correctly name black pudding despite my saying it above.
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>>10567433
>>10567661
>>10567963
>>10568359
>>10568372
I know that looks like the united states but maybe they didn't have a gun to put the horse down.
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>>10567690
People who make shit like this should be at least raped by a nigger
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>>10568729
Reasonably argued.
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>>10566562
nah they should just kill all the men and boys since its men, as usual, responsible for it all
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>>10565927
More brutal then that zebra gif
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>>10565029
I've never cried from something on /gif/ before.
But now I have.
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>>10565044
egret got away. saw on youtube.
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>>10567170
My fucking sides
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>>10568526
I'm pretty sure it show's that you're a raging fucking idiot.
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>>10566562
I want you to know that the next time I go hunting and am about to shoot an animal that I'll be thinking of you.
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>>10568873
pussy redditor fucking drown in nigger smegma
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>>10567839
damn straight
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>>10565230
this is a pretty old video
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>>10568247
MY SIDES BAKA DESU
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>>10565054
eeeeeeeeeeek
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>>10566562
spoken like a potential school shooter. Maybe I should tip off your guidance counselor?
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>>10567053
what the fuck do you expect it to do? Check WebMD?
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>>10567700
responsible snake owners
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>>10568950
There is no reason to hate snakes. You must have a very sad life to harbor such hatred for an animal.
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>>10567714
delete this
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>>10566349
They're trying to sterilize his wounds. How kind of them.
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>>10567700
Go ahead and stop it. Just jump right in. We'll be here watching with popcorn.
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>>10567196
Holy fuck man, now help me to catch my sides...
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>>10567714
rofl

It's funny coz he's stained from the other times it's happened
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>>10567170
upvoted
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>>10567170
Oi! Get yer hands offa me fookin' dog, ya cunt!
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>>10568041
oh
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>>10568041
upboated
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>>10565924
I think he has
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>>10568047
cow should have done the milk attack!
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>>10568573
>implying Indians have plumbing in the first place
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>>10567447
Better build Rabadon's as a support instead.
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>>10566282
Top fucking kek
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>>10568247
Holy fucking top kek! My sides!
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>>10566545

Probably confused by the smell at first, then the person filming it.
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>>10568447

I was too busy watching and didn't notice the (audio). I think I broke my patella on the desk. Fuck.
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>>10568552

Don't you mean sneking missions?
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>>10568736

>Enjoy whatever tripe you consider food.

Tripe tacos are fucking dope, nigga.
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>>10569894
Tripe tacos are dog food.
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>>10568294

lol wut

the animals die in like 5 seconds, and the only reason you empathize with a puppy over a rat is due to social conditioning.

so let's say he fed 100 puppies to snakes. thats like, 500 seconds of suffering he caused. yet you want to torture him for years for causing 8 minutes of suffering to dopey ass animals who barely know up from down.

based on your long description seems like you almost get some kind of sexual satisfaction from your torture fantasies. maybe youre the one who should go in the box.
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>>10567857
>yet more faggots not being able to handle threads like these
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>>10569936
The difference is a dog is way more intelligent than a rat. A dog can be loyal, display emotion, etc.

Even horses are said to have the intelligence of a small child.

Social conditioning is only part of it. I'm sure everyone would feel something for a monkey being tortured too.
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>>10567188
When it started running after the gutting I nearly died laughing. Horribly sad to watch but that fucking initial run got me by surprise.
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>>10567714
Still more civilised than poo in loos. They choose one member of the tribe to shit on instead of a street.
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>>10569936
i agree to a certain extent but I do believe that social conditioning came from somewhere. Dogs are so fucking awesome man. Especially to humans. They have all the positive aspects of human nature that we adore (loyalty, unconditional love, affection) . Obviously not all dogs are like that but most are.
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>>10569972
I wasn't torchured you faggot. it died in like 2 seconds. why the fuck is everyone so sensitive. Not like you caring changes the fact that puppy just got face fucked by that snek
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>>10568204
Same with humans bro. All this degeneracy is only natural in a Godless world with no Christian brotherhood and love between people.
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>>10565044
kono speedo?!
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>>10566562
ouch i just cut myself
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>>10568206
bahahahahaha
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>>10565991
holy shit
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>>10568484
lol looks like >>10568475 was right on the money
>>
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>>10566517
Retard here. How is it moving if its head is cut off? Does the brain give off a final (fight or flight) signal before death when it comes to decapitation?
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>>10570834
I wonder if this guy takes requests... or if you have to pay him. Like, imagine if this guy is making bank off of people requesting this shit.

Song: You Spin Me Right Round
Idea: Spin the mouse to death
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>>10570834
Jeffery Dahmer's son
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>>10566168
Well, the calf would've starved regardless
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>>10570834
or wrap one up in tin foil and put it in the microwave.
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>>10570807
It's sad that you have such bigotry against snakes.
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>>10570867
Muscle tissue twitching
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