Birb thread

>>10541058
fuckin kek

birds are fucking insane

>>10541049
these were good,the one who freaks out on a pot did it for me.

cheers

Fuck man I had a lovebird who bit me in my fingers but loved chilling on my head schreeking shit, I loved when he sometimes went nuts and started flipping out for no reason sometimes

I loved that lil cunt, it's been 4 years since he died of old age, but these videos really make me happy and brings back some good memories

Birds are so fucking stupid sheesh

>>10541168
that t-rex

>>10541181
It's like a live audio feed of /pol/

>>10541049
I lost, please give music source.

Also, birbs are pretty cool... I guess.

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I am now out of birbs.

Birds are the funniest animals I've ever seen.
Every weird thing they do is comedy gold.

>>10541055
This one got me.

>>10541049
whos got the pic of the large bird standing on the dudes dick

>>10541291
"Look, my foot."
"Are you a pretty girl?"
"Maybe."
(woman laughs)
"What's your favorite food?"
"I want to poop."
(woman laughs)

>>10541264
fucking lost it.

>>10541049
So this post really made my whole day... Best thing I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot

>>10541060
Fucking cockatiels... So retarded. So cute.

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>>10541271

>>10541236
He looks mean.

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>>10541264
gotta upload the full thing, the ending was the best part

>>10541049
This thread was surprisingly entertaining.

This was a nice thread

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>>10541049
BANTI

>>10541088
reminds me of those things in half life

>>10541271
the fuck bird is this

>>10541404
Shoebill.

If I ever get a budgie, I'll teach him to chatter like R2D2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q6utsksoFY

>>10541267
Lemme smash

>>10541085
wow

>>10541058
haha wtf

>>10541236
>Who threw this?
>Jeremy, did you throw this?
>Don't lie to me Jeremy

>>10541092
How do birds have such excellent comedic timing?

>>10541271
>>10541343
damn, i dont know anything about that bird but i think i like it

>>10541085
3D world

>>10541088
lmfao i really wonder what goes on in their tiny heads

>>10541293
Is it singing Chocobo Theme?

>>10541258
Rob Hubbard - Monty on the Run Theme [C64]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EcgruWlXnQ

This had been a great thread.

>>10541083
My absolute favourite vid on the internet. Melts me every time.

>>10541083
what song is this?

>>10541620
My Neighbor Totoro's theme

Op visit us again with your birdie collection
Gave me lots of smiles

I came for shemale porn and stood for this.
I think there's always should be a thread like this on /gif/ who struggle with their porn addiction
I mean really

>>10541192
Well, they do say that you need to cover your cock if you want to play.....

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i fucking love birds
bavi

>>10541276
>>10541276
Fukin. Lost. It. HARD

>>10541083
That's the sweetest thing I've ever seen

>>10541707
Did you, lose your
shit?

>>10541717
>Triggered.

>>10541166
I had no idea you could tame zebra finches

>>10541404
Dodo

>>10541094
Bring it aroouuuund town

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>>10541704
Name of track?

>>10541349
>filename
kek

>>10541866
YESS

>>10541194
KYS YOU PIECE OF SHIT, Birds are perfect

>>10541236
holy shit, this guy has a fucking owl. That's crazy

>>10541083
Sorry about your dog.

>>10541397
The tentacle?

>>10541798
robodobo?

https://youtu.be/3wB3BKHmxZ4?t=40s

>>10541271
this bird were used to killing beavers, what have you done?

>>10541094
Isn't that a lilac breasted roller?

>>10541055
>Everythingaccordingtokeikaku.webm

Great thread, thumbs up

>>10542155
OMG is that R2D2, awesome

>>10542155
Optimus, you've gotten smaller...

>>10541262
:')

Thanks OP! First time I entered this board and didn't jerk off. Birbs made me happier than masturbation. This is my first comment as well. Cheers!

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>>10542212

>>10542212
>>10542214
>>10542216
>>10542219
>>10542221
>>10542222
Why do you hate birds, anon?

>>10542155
>R2D2

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>>10541717

>>10542168
"Did you bash up the dog?"
"REEE, FUCKIN LEGEND, REEE!"
Every time I lose my shit

>>10542239
Christ.
Member when Comedy Central was good?
>Comedy Central being good.

>>10542338
that's the parrots I wanted, but not the song I expected.

>>10541192
I want to say... denim chicken

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>>10541236
TRANSFORMERS

>>10541271
>>10541343
bird looks like something out of sesame street

>>10541088

"Shave and a haircut, two bits! Eh? EH?!"

>>10541100
adorable!

>>10541203

See in America that dude would've been shot. He'd also be yelling 'suck my balls' but that's another thing entirely.

>>10542168
That's Eric the Legend

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOlcMtU6vwDztWha-2xs5lg

>>10541083
awwwwww

This thread has convinced me I need a parrot, anyone know which breed i should go for?

>>10541286
that' music

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I FUCKING HATE BIRDS. FUCKERS ARE THE RATS OF THE SKYS. FUCK BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7CE65E16B050C578

>>10541704

I know it's been forever since I played G/S but I never realized that the park was shaped like a pokeball

Fuck I'm daft

>>10542157
Underrated post, made me kek hard

MOAR SINGING COCKATOO

>>10542168
because of the way birds work, any attention is seen as good attention. The bird is just doing what gives him attention.

Knew someone who owned a bird that would scream when anyone talked because in its previous home it would get yelled at when it made noise

>>10541083
Came to /gif/ to fap. Instead a bird melted my heart.

>>10541166
>On the internet, nobody knows you're just a bunch of finches

>>10542825
thats a map in battlefield 1

>>10541186
fucking underrated.

>>10541271
Is that a terror bird?

>>10541100
My little birb used to do same thing with all sorts of objects. He used to fall in love with them and talk to them all the time. Some of them were tennis ball, orange, stuffed birb and soo on. Brings back memories. You are still missed Čiči

>>10541051
Omg not a bird fan but that was just one of the most adorable things I have seen yet

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>>10542939

>>10541049
10:23 AM
https://strawpoll.com/37b1g21

>>10542781
African Grey are by far the best parrot if you can get it. They're a long-term commitment, though. If you're in your thirties there's a good chance it will outlive you.

Otherwise any old cocka-whatever will do for a few years of light entertainment.

>>10542924
omg
this is the cutest thing ever!

>>10542924
SKRITCHIES! SKRITCHIES! I FUCKING LOVE SKRITCHIES!

>>10542960
gets me everytime

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Experience true sadness

THIS THREAD IS PERFECT I HAVE A SHITTON OF WORK TO DO BUT I CAN'T STOP WATCHING BIRDS SEND HELP

>>10542914
haha lol

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>>10541267

I hope you all enjoyed my birbs.

birds seem really intelligent tobequitehonest
why do you never hear about this

>>10543170
Some bird are and some aren't.

Crows for example are not only capable of remembering who you are and how you've treated them, but can also relay that information to other crows who will treat you accordingly.

But then there are birds who can't figure out how to get out of your garage even with the garage door, and any other doors and windows, open.

>>10543255
I heard crows also learned to browse /gif/

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>>10542927

>>10542489
I switch my owl knight to attack mode

>>10542160
Awww

>>10542923

>Represent

>>10541508

Holy shit

>>10542927

...Just ignore him.. maybe he will go away..

>>10541166
>when you heard reeeee
>i heard bird song

>>10542940
Probably trying to protect it's babies :(

>>10543082
these are the newfags we browse with, people

>>10543337
Yes, but it's more of a territory thing.

>>10542933
f

>>10541060
What ever I do, where ever I am, no matter the time I must always fucking PECK

>>10541704
>playing pokemon silver as a kid
>getting soul silver and playing with the old music on
feels good man

>>10542922
hi max

fucking love that bird

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had to edit this one

>>10541049
This is the nice, Christian content I needed in my life.

>>10542947
Is this a real snek?
And why does birb step on snek?

>>10543454
Birbs kills snek.

snek is natural predator to birb egg.

stomp snek.

>>10542225
Hes probably black.

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>>10541166

Best thread

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I love this thread.

>>10542016
Pokemon Gold/Silver National Park theme

>>10543417
good edit anon

>>10542930
this is the best

>>10543454
No thats a fake snek. And in the wild that birb is a specialised snek hunting birb. (Its called a Secretary Bird)

>>10542914
The filename enhances the experience

>>10541060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0

>>10543287
Much better

>>10541415
This bird even has the right colors!

>>10541771
only in japan

>>10542544
"Oh no! What happened here?.. Sir, have you thrown that rat there?"

I can fap to this thread

>>10541771
There really smart

>>10541262
Waluigi birb

>>10543483

I never knew Weeabird was a thing.

>>10541194
Do you go onto KISS forums and talk about how KISS sucks?

>>10541083
What song is this

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destroying this thread

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>>10543683

destroying this thread

>>10541058
me irl

>>10541397
the combine?

>>10542929
>not a bird fan

what the fuck is wrong with you my dude?

>>10541094
swiggity swooty

shouldnt this go on /wsg/

>>10543690
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... the feeeeels

>>10541051
ferocious raptors

>>10543721
Fuck off, my birbs go where they please.

>>10543469
*Mexican

>>10542933
>Not naming the gif unexpected friendship.

damn it, I love this thread

>>10543483
Can we get a week or a nip with a translation.

>>10542927
<look at filename
<see fear in cat's eyes
<KEK

>>10543683
>>10543690
f

>>10543690
you bastard! how could you do this to me?!

>>10542930
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>10543690
>dat low voice in which he talks
>dem feels
>dat projection
>dat cruel beauty of nature
Fuck you anon, now I gotta get drunk or I'll get suicidal again

BiS Birb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUNECHCKWBc

easily the funniest birb

>>10542927
Cat wants to claw the fucker so badly

>>10541092
>The Goodfeathers

amirite?

>>10542922
I love this spoken word

>>10541271
>maybe if I bow to it we'll get some fucking heating

>>10543123
I did.

>>10541508
yea <3 :D

>>10541166
Oh my that's a big chance of shit on the keyboard. Cutest thong i've seen here tho.

>>10541250
underrated lmao

>>10543775
She's training the bird to answer the phone when it rings but it starts saying "Hello, this is the owner" when it sees the camera instead. The bird asks "what's wrong?" after the phone rings, and the owner says that he was too fast. The bird then says " I understand". To which she replies" do you really understand?" and repeats what she wants the bird to say.

>>10543690
I went here to be happy. I want to be happy. This is not happy. Now I am sad. I don't like you.

>>10543683
Damn, right to the feels... so sad

>>10541181
This is fucking stupid. I hate when dude bro normies buy birds and teach them stupid fucking shit.

>>10541186
kek

>>10542939
fucking god damn birbmun

>>10543922
kek

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i have birbs

>>10543922
btw, https://www.geneticrescue.science/projects/genome-sequencing/kakapo

>>10543910
It's an adopted bird, the behaviors are learned from a previous owner. This was just supposed be a video about how round cages are bad.

>>10541085
selfie stork
Ill kill myself now

Birds are cunts. How did this thread make it this long?

>>10543922
The flightless parrot thrived for centuries w/o predation. Fucking settlers nearly wiped them out with the introduction of cats.

>>10541094

This looks like some kind of Garry's Mod shit.

>>10544022

I think your dog has autism....

>>10543690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x0-EYfwP-c

>>10542832
I mean yeah, it's pretty clear the woman in the video isn't ACTUALLY pissed off at the bird.

>>10542967
This.

My old African Grey would take baths with us, and we'd bundle him up like a baby afterward to dry off. I fucking loved that bird.

>>10541271

And then they ate it.

>>10542843
who faps to .webms?

>>10543682
Totoro theme song

>>10541168
I swear these parrots are like at least half sentient

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Surprised this wasn't posted yet

>>10542927

Indoor cats are such bitches.

>>10544239
this was posted you bakajin

>>10544239
>>10543537

>>10541166
these little fuckers will actually tear eachother to pieces in confined captivity, especially in pet stores where they just toss new finches into the display tank with 15 birds of another "flock"

>>10542889
Monte Grapa!

>>10544272
toss a bunch of literally any social animal into a confined space and that will happen.

turns out confined spaces suck for everyone.

>>10544078

>love_is_over.webm

Shout out whoever has been dumping the birds, I've enjoyed this thread.

>>10541162
He goes by "Coo" on Twitter. https://twitter.com/S_Coochan

>>10542168
What a fucking legend

>>10541704
>pokemon silver/red music

dont make me feel these feels

>>10541186
Completely lost my shit.

>>10541058
the absolute madbird!!!

>>10544022
what an ugly cat.

>>10544060
Song makes me think of happy doggo though.

>>10543483
cute :3c

>>10544432
Can someone get that black dude screaming orgasm sound into this bird's mouth?

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>>10544436

>>10544103
Fucking velociraptors are goofing around again.

>>10541376
sauce

>>10541181
>al qaida BIRD
Lost

>>10544463
man this is so fucking adorable

>>10542825
Closest thing to riding Eagles in Middle-earth

>>10542274
>detroiters is pretty good

>>10544009
never seen one of those birds before. huh.

>>10542962
They are indeed gay, but I love em all the same.

>>10543537
superior edit

>>10544255
source?

>>10541085
cool

>>10544255
That's like an actual army.

>>10544567
Laughing Kookaburra

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoaEBb4IN4Q

>>10541055
>Tidus.Webm

>>10541083
fucking bird has better rhythm than I do

>>10541271
Sounds like an idling two stroke at the beginning

>>10543690
Fuck off you autist

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>>10543683
>>10543690
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TURN IT INTO A FEELS THREAD! WHY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10541415
r2b2*

>>10542924
sounds like a blow-off valve

>>10542175
Optimus? How idiot can you be

>>10541058
My sides

>>10544998
Do you even cartoon network, bro?

>>10541437
kek

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>>10544838

boomp

>>10544695
lmfao spot on

>>10542489
That's it's bull mode, you should see it's cuck mode

eat a low meat diet. save the reefs!

>>10542889
>Today I saw an eagle, flying high above the mountains

>>10542223
are the base of these things just surrounded by dead birds?

>>10545820
In Australia it's common enough for the companies who own the windfarms to have the on-site staff collect any dead birds around the windmills and freeze them. They're then reviewed by a vet to confirm if the cause of death was by the windmill and whether the number of birds killed are within an 'acceptable range'. If the windmill is responsible for too many deaths (like for example, they're in a migration path that wasn't identified during the surveying) the companies will move them.

>>10543661

lol

>>10543690
>white people responsible for yet another species going extinct

>>10541049
kek. song?

>>10541528

This is perfect.

>>10542160
Victory Fanfare for the winning of hide and seek.
kek

>>10541376
Sauce needed.

>>10542489
I need this as a gif

I never expected to find such a quality thread in /gif/. Gotta love the contributing anons.

>>10544051
I wish water cured my scoliosis

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>>10546287

This is probably the most sincerely entertaining thread on all of 4chan right now

>>10541181
>>10543910
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3461779/Video-captures-Pebble-cockatoo-s-swear-laden-tirade-against-round-cage-crushed-parrot-rescuer.html

Thank you so much for this.

>>10544255
>Pikmin Cstick

>>10541055
>this thing starts cackling in the middle of the night while staring at you
NOPE

>>10542914
That taunt never ends.

>>10541192
>Behold! A Man!

>>10541479
You have to introduce yourself to a shoebill by bowing to it or else it'll bite you. Once it knows you're cool, it's cuddly af.

>>10543661
Edit:Red Luigi

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>>10541267

>>10546879
10/10

>>10541210
dat filename.
kek

>>10543417
>"What have I created"