Animals rekt Animals vs animals only No animal abuse please.

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>>10504485

Damnit I came on here looking for the old thread, guess it got shut down :(

>>10504490
what the fuck is that thing

>>10504557
lol "wtf dude, my arm"

>>10504581
Leech

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>>10504485

>>10504541
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES GUILLOTINE

Jesus fking christ

>>10504638

The last lion going in for the cheap kill, hm?

>>10504557
R.I.P DUMBASS CROCODILE...

>>10504557
Are crocs the most retarded animals on the planet?

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>>10504485

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>>10504485
here's another

>>10504717
no abuse

>>10504717
What part if "NO ANIMAL ABUSE" do you not understand?

>>10504717
i wanna see that dude in the pot

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>>10504737
>>10504740
hahaha triggered little bitches it's a dog calm the fuck down

>>10504702
Nah the whole arm thing happens alot in the wild.
Thier brain is able to detect when a limb is gone and almost immediately stop the body from sending blood there and possibly stop it from sending signals to the brain so it only hurts for a quick instant if at all.

>>10504638
>>10504719

I thought male lions didn't hunt? Are those cats cucks?

>>10504638
>Lion attacks
>checks up on mom instead of GTFO
>????
>ded

>>10504743
LOL

>>10504748
Rather see animals and nature than humans torturing shit

>>10504755
There have been growing numbers of lions branching off and doing their own thing, I think this clip is 3 male brothers who banded together if I'm not wrong
They kept trying to find lionesses and getting chased off so basically yeah

>>10504757

He was fucked one way or another. This isn't some socialist european welfare state, where the weak are propped up by the government.

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>>10504755
one last one

>>10504775
Based bees. Look at them pull their bro back in. That's awesome.

>>10504775
wow bees are fucking cool

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>>10504557
Audio ver.

>>10504485
Does anyone have some about big apes tearing small monkeys apart and eating them alive? I think I saw a docu about it. Shit was awesome.

>>10504719
>>10504755
>"I'm hungry. I don't wanna go there. I already ate fast food. I'm not in the mood for Indian. Mexican gives me gas."
Male lion just got fed up with this shit and pulled into Outback is all.

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>>10504785
sadly despite the bravery bees, get fucking rekt by those giant wasp assholes

it's a big problem

>webm kind of thread related

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>>10504801
Here ya go

>>10504719
>Asking your girlfriend where she wants to eat.

>>10504810
Are those baboons? Doesn't surprise me, they're the orks of the primate world. Overgrown stomachs with teeth.

>>10504829

Those fucking things.

>>10504717
LMAO

>>10504717
retard, gtfo

>>10504702
I've seen other people say those particular ones are blind.

>>10504557
>aw fuck, I can't believe you done this

>>10504821
Yup.

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>>10504755
Lone males without a pack do hunt, they need to suvive somehow

>>10504638
literally scared the shit out of the mother

>>10504903
thats fucking badass. I dont care if you kick or squirm im just going to eat you while staring you in your big ass eyes

>>10504923
braaaainnns

anyone has the webm of the croc eating a boar?

>>10504748
are you retarded?

>>10504485
Hey OP can you post some of this on /pol/ now and then. Need to trigger the normies for a while.

>>10504748
Bogo is not happy.

>>10504748
>Being this edgy.

>>10504829
these things are savage dude

>>10504936
That's afterbirth, anon. Look at how wet that calf is. It was probably less than an hour old.

>>10504748
>no animal abuse
>posts animal abuse

Please don't procreate.

>>10504829
What's the name of the track?

>>10504717
My dog doesn't like to take a bath either.

>>10504934
I remember hearing that a male hired on by females will rarely hunt, not that he never hunts. And when he does, on those rare occasions, it's rare that he'll share his kill, even with his own kids.

>>10504829
Seen the vid of a guy who's ripped the bottom jaw off a snapping turtle and rape's its face ?

>>10504755
Males lions hunt the big shit for the females. This is perfect example the females waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike and the males just like fuck it i am hungry now and can take what i want

>>10504802
> Underrated

>>10504717
Kid you need to stop using the internet if you can't read the damn title, it says "No abuse" Fuckwit

>>10505044
lost

>>10504775
MEDIC! WE NEED A GODDAMN MEDIC UP HERE, NOW!

>>10504581
Alaskan Bull Worm

>>10504903
It's not a bee, it's a fly that looks like a bee

>>10504717
can you read

Damn nature, you scary

>>10504775
That's actually cool. I hate wasps

>>10505354
hornets

>>10504485
damn, that was more cringy than I'd thought it'd be. Can't imagine a turtle being a very nice meal tbf

>>10504541
holy ragdoll physics

>>10504638
>Run you fool!
>nah

>>10504793
Well that was fast

>>10504485
I can fap to this

>>10504924
>>10504928
even more reason to hate those disgusting behemoths

>>10505402
[squeaks internally]

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>>10504717
>ohhhhhh u wan da fry rai?

>>10504821

No they're from detroit.

>>10505427
what kind of sick freak would want this thing as a pet? jesus

>>10505451
The real question is what kind of sick freak feeds his animal on a floor like that.

>>10505458
>Implying this wouldn't happen in the wild anyway

>>10505451
I sure do

>>10505461
I'm talking about the idiot owner fucking his floor up.

I dont give a shit about a rat.

>>10504490
would place on diccc

>>10504793
fuck everything.

>>10504923
fucking nature tho

>>10504793
That fucking amazes me
Predators come in all shapes and sizes

>>10504717
it's just a hot bath to clean the dog, it's filthy

>>10504923
This one doesn't have the ending where the mom comes back 0/10

>>10505496
I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and we're doing a story on Mollusk Predators.

>>10505360
Turtles are FULL of meat. Turtle soup is delicious. Quite the catch for the croc, and probably an easy meal.

>>10505402
I don't know why I love this so much

>>10505466
Seriously. It's nice wood and the claws and impact are ruining the finish.

>>10505569
Still, surely all those cracked shell pieces could've cut up that croc's throat or stomach and if not, what about digestion?

>>10505451
It's pretty cool desu

>>10505586
Crocodiles have some of the strongest stomach acid in the world. They will dissolve the bones/shell

>>10505426
fucking kek

>>10505605
huh, but that still leaves the question of the sharp broken shell pieces cutting up their throat or stomach lining

>>10504717
Asians everybody.

>>10504793

Thought that only existed in Japanese horror cartoons

>>10504541
>Grabs rodent.
>BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' MAKES ME FEEEEEEEL GOO- oops.

>>10504829
These tanks would get pretty dirty quickly.

>>10504728
That;s fucking great.

>>10504793
That's it. I'm never eating snails ever again.

>>10504829
source?

>>10504810
Taking "eat the booty" to the next level

>>10504921
song is Ted by Clark

>>10504541
>Shake_it_off.webm

>>10504748
>haha they said not do thing but i DID THING, gOTEYM. im so funny

>>10505726
http://www.killsometime.com/videos/7669/Snapping-Turtle-vs-Rats

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>>10504581
some fucked up shit

>>10504737
>>10504740
>>10505262
Cooking isn't abuse. Stop being culturally insensitive or I'll report you all for racism!

>>10504719
>all those people parked DIRECTLY off to the side
This bothers me more than anything else in this thread. Has the entire world become Disneyland? This reminds me of that time Karl Pilkington went to the Great Pyramids and sat inside a pizza hut next to them.

>>10504829
This is pure kino.

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>>10505872
Seems legit.

>>10504770
You just described MGTOW.

>>10504541
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>CANT WAKE UP

>>10505872
that's normal
this motherfucker spits it's brain out to feel the surroundings

>>10505553
please show us

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>>10504717
>>10505900
I unironically think eating dog is fine, but boiling them alive (like they always tend do in Asia because they believe it makes them taste better) is fucking degenerate.

>>10504810
Yet another one of God's wonders :)

>>10505970
>spawn kill

>>10504829
Is this MGS music?

>>10504755
Male lions hunt as juveniles and if they aren't managing a pride. Pride males have to spend their time keeping other males from killing the kids and fucking the wives.

>>10504804
Tarzan didn't kill that in the hole.

>>10505427
Good thing he has hardwood

>>10505044
kek
also cheked

>>10505972
>I unironically think eating dog is fine,
China should be IP range banned.

>>10504829
>going from a fun careless existence to pure horror to drowning to dead while watching your bottom half float by

>>10506031
Not Asian, I've never eaten dog and never will. I'm not a vegetarian or anything, but there's no difference between eating a dog or a cow to me.

I like dogs btw. But they're still animals.

>>10505451
I hate rats, so it will be an orgasm for me to feed this motherfucker.

>>10504775
>>10504775
LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME!

>>10504490
Mom's Spaghetti

>>10506040
Having an American passport doesn't mean you're not an Asian subhuman.

>>10505427
Oh come on the floor is a mahogany at least put some newspaper it down

>>10506059
I'm Western European, was born here, raised here, my parents are too, my grandparents are too, etc... I have a white skin, blond hair and blue eyes. Happy now?

Explain to me why eating dogs is inherently bad compared to -let's say- eating pigs, without resorting to subjective emotional rhetoric.

>>10504775
Hornet are just fucking scavenger scum the bees do one of the most important jobs in nature and those mother fuckers kill them all and nick there honey.

>>10506091
Dogs were domesticated to be companion and work animals, pigs were domesticated to be food.

You will never be white, filthy little chinaman.

>>10504775
that bee is a hero he sacrificed his own life for his bros

>>10504748
that gif is pretty satisfying

>>10504717
>even though i know they just animals
chinks?

>>10505972
>(like they always tend do in Asia because they believe it makes them taste better)
i reckon they've done the blind taste tests.

>>10506110
Mmm, that's actually not a bad argument. I can see why you think that way.

The white thing is getting pretty insane though, but whatever, you don't have to believe me.

Funny story, my gf actually ate dog once on accident in a Korean restaurant while she was on holiday in some central Asian country. I think it was Kazachstan or something. Didn't know what it was until she was done. She said it tasted alright.

Still not gonna try though, because of the boiling alive thing.

>>10506133
I reckon not.

>>10504748
Why are people freaking out about this being animal abuse. This is clearly animal on animal and interesting to watch.

>>10506002
HAHAHA, shiiit dude

>>10504810
No animal cruelty. Why would we want to watch a black man rip up a poor defenseless deer.

>>10504829
Imagine a giant one of these. It would be the worst thing to run into in the sky.

>>10506055
A T-Rex in action

>>10505087
No, post it.

>>10506055
>dinosaursaintextinctforeverbitch.webm

>>10504728
such a fucking trap. look at that!

>>10506148
They are addressing the poster, not the webm.

>>10504921
wew nice music for the vid

>>10505626
I'm pretty sure crocs are tough enough on the inside to handle that kinds shit, especially given that they eat most of their food whole

>>10505900
cooking =/= cooking alive

>>10504821
das rayycist, white boi

>>10506299
Shut up nigger.

>>10504775
source on video? wanna share that with my brothers, shits dope

>>10506255
Ohhhhh. I've never understood why people will tag everything from a poster in reference to certain clips. If they take the time to figure it out why not take the time to pick and choose?

>>10506350
They don't. Read the damn post.

>>10504928
welp theres another thing we need to make extinct

>>10504702
>>10504754
Plus, they regrow limbs.

>>10504775
Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends

>>10505970
Fucking keked.

>>10504755
male lions do hunt but their manes give them away, females are stealthier

>>10504717
I would definitely push that chink into that water

>>10506470
Alligators dont need your fucking help

>>10504541
puny god

>>10504485
is that scream coming from the turtle?

>>10506470
that gator would be torn that pig to shreads without the dude

>>10506031
They effectively are already. Can't access google there so you can't fill out a captcha. Need a VPN in which case an IP range ban wouldn't do fuck all

>>10504760

wtf i hate Trump now
no human is illegal

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>>10504638
that half ass tackle by the 3rd lion

>>10505426
10/10

>>10504793
I didn't expect this

>>10506523
Sounds like a bird mating call

>>10506641
what the fuck is that

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>>10506660
capybara

>>10506665
Oh my ;)

>>10504638
Feel bad for the baby tho, watching his mother get eaten to death.

>>10505872
Akira

>>10506047

Beat me to it.

>>10506665
This one is not a capybara, but a Paca.

>>10504772
>This isn't some socialist european welfare state, where the weak are propped up by the government.

I don't get this hatred of weakness. What would the point of society be if we didn't protect each other? Why not just degenerate to tribal warfare if that wasn't at least some of the reason for society?

>>10506641
jesus christ man that is disgusting

>>10504485
god damn pure power

>>10506110
The dogs they eat in China are bred as food as well. They don't just pull random dogs from the street and eat them, there's a specific breed purely made for eating.

>>10506523
its a bird

>>10504702
no i think horses are pretty fucking stupid

There's some chinese guy that does animal fighting streams, forgot the link though.

If anyone has it please give it

>>10504717

what the goddamn fuck

I get that dogs are no different from pigs/cattle/other animals westerners eat but jesus christ do they have to torture them before killing them?

>>10504717
>get in the god damn bath

>>10504719

leeroyjenkins.webm

>>10504485
croc jaw's so fucking strong, wow

>>10504728
nice camera work fuckface

>>10504820
Fucking seriously. Came here to post this.

>>10504804
bad kitty!

>>10505360
>>10505569
Is that not a tortoise?

>>10504661
nah he was providing rear security and saw a task that was more important.

>>10504921
>CGI edited bugs
I didn't know I wanted or needed this.

>>10505402
I think your dog has aspergers

>>10506002
Kek

>>10506772
There is a difference between centruries of domestication and one specific animal. Humans have trained and bred dogs for hundreds of years to be obedient, and to be hunting dogs.

>>10506796
Humans can bite down with a force of about 200 psi, crocodiles can bite down with 3700 psi.
However their opening strength is significantly less, so you could hold their jaws shut with your hands, but it probably won't end up well for you in the long run

>>10504820
>>Asking your girlfriend where she wants to eat.
Kek

>>10506538
>>10506509
did the guy help or something?

>>10505402
>>10506826
You can see because of the virgin walk.

>>10506854
dude throws food in front of the pig next to the alligator, luring it forwards

>>10506815
im amazed the croc crunched him up so fast.

>>10506747
I don't thing it's the hatred of weakness.
More a dislike of too much "carebear" solidarity, where one is never expected to pull his own weight.

Solidarity as a value is great when it comes from our own moral impulses.
It pushes us to extend a hand to those in need so they can get back on their feet and contribute to the wellness of society, the same way we would love to receive such timely help when we fall.
It doesn't prevent us from accepting that life, much as nature, is harsh. And for the weak, the dumb or the slow, it is even harsher.

Solidarity is however the worst of trap when it comes from rules and laws.
For then the knowledge that a State is paid to solve everyone's problems reduces our empathy for each other. It makes us forget that tragedies are the normality, not the exception.
And that sometime, some tragedies are for the best of all.

>>10504786
kek underrated

>>10506863
Crocs can apparently go 3 years without eating, so I guess whenever they find something no sense in savoring it, might not get another meal for a while

>>10504485
dat crack sound, wonderful

>>10505007
Clark - Ted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymh13G8YgQE

>>10504638
The mother can't do anything but watch as her kid gets its neck crushed.

>>10506345

Here you go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ1eAM8CChc

>>10506848
>psi
>using mass as if it's the same as weight
disgusting

>>10506872
yea i'm just surprised he crunched all the way through it in like two hard chomps. so much for the shell protecting it.

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>>10505970
>filename

>>10506887
Okay then fag, humans bite with 890 newtons and crocs bite with 16,460 newtons, happy?

>>10506887
>The pound per square inch or, more accurately, pound-force per square inch is a unit of pressure or of stress based on avoirdupois units.
What the shitpost, my dude?

>>10506894
See
>>10506907
>>10506848

>>10506705
Underrated.

>>10506907
>>10506915
yep

>>10506641
we actually eat those in colombia

>>10506932
capybara are a delicacy there? no shit how are they?

>>10506846
And they're also bred to be food. I'm not sure what your argument is.

>>10504775
All the bees get fucked up in the end. 25 hornets can destroy a bee colony

>>10506641
Thanks for the traumatism

>>10504958
Plz this

>>10506641
border collies are the best dogs. it's just unfortunate that they are such a pain in the ass unless you have a lot of land for them to play. we had one when I was little but I'd never consider it again unless I lived on a farm or something. too high energy.

>GO INTO ANIMAL WRECKED THREAD
>GOES APESHIT OVER ANIMAL BEING WRECKED

>>10506861
the video with sound is even worse because the tourists act horrified when the pig gets grabbed. as if they didn't fucking realize the consequences of luring an animal to it's death??

>>10504810
It must be a Chinese Baboon. Gotta have it fresh

>>10504490
A forskin eat worm

>>10505972
>they believe it makes them taste better
you release like some fuckload amounts of endorphins and other chemicals from your brain into the bloodstream whenever you are dying / in extreeme pain
who knows, maybe the gooks are right

>>10506907
Newton is force. You mean pascal.

>>10506913
psi is a (bad) unit of pressure.

Pressure is defined to be FORCE (Newton) over area
psi gives you MASS (kg/pounds) over area

Weight (f.e. 200N) is just a force. When most people say weight in every day live, they mean mass (f.e. 100kg or 100 pounds), but this is not the same as the scientific meaning of "weight", which again, is a FORCE.

The mass of an object is something that doesn't change when you move it to another place (like space or another planet). Weight however, does change by location (like on a high mountain or on the moon).

So when you say "psi", it's like I would say "kg per m^2". Which would denote density in 2D, NOT pressure.

The only way to use psi as if it denotes pressure, is to assume a constant gravitational field, which is a massive oversimplification of reality. That's why many Americans falsely believe weight and mass are the same thing, which is honestly a very fundamental thing to get wrong in physics.

>>10504829
We would have been fucked if dinosaurs still roamed

>>10504717
Vietnamese traditional cooking

>>10504748
le triggrd xdxddddd so edgy

>>10506987
Meh, maybe it's true, maybe it's not. But I still think boiling a dog alive is pretty degenerate.

>>10504638
it was a perfect ambush. the little cub was doomed from the beggining. see how 2 lions assault from the sides and there is a last one from where the kid was supposed to run off to. might have even got bored from not needing to savagely jump on it

>>10504717
>someone violates thread's rules
>morality army kicks in

my sides... all the time

>>10506142
>my gf

Your story fell apart there

>>10506995
no, it gives you pound-force over area
like it says in the fucking greentext

>>10505972
hope you don't eat lobster

>>10507041
F=m*a

So in this case, weight = mass * g

So if you assume g to be constant at 9.81 m/s^2 then you can convert mass into weight. That's what Americans mean by "pound-force". It's just notational way to get around the fact that mass isn't actually weight, like you pretend it to be.

>>10504581
kinabalu giant red leech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fGGz6d3vC4

>>10506091
Doggos are mans best friend

>>10507046
Fuck lobsters.

>>10507040
no u

>>10507040
She's a nutcase desu. She has some bigass pitbull that she treats like it's a puppy. But at the same time she didn't really mind finding out she ate dog that day.

Wouldn't surprise me if she actually knew.

>>10507082
your gf fucks her pitbull

>>10504810
read title it said no animal abuse. that black dude should goto jail fucking ape

>>10504541
BAH GAWD THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY DAMMIT

>>10506803
i wonder why/how the fuck there is this tendency to move the camera down on videos like these

>>10507086
Y-you too.

>animals kill other animals
>"this is okay!"
>humans kill other animals
>"ABUSE!! ABUSE!!!!"
you are like an SJW of nature.

>>10504638
The birds were probably like
"Man fuck flying shit is tiring, why didn'twe think of this befor OH SHIT NIGGA DIP"

>>10507050
>like you pretend it to be
No, that's a presupposition justifying your autismal crusade. Read your posts again, and take responsibility for misrepresenting what a psi is in order to have a measuring system fight on a chinese animal snuff repository.

>>10506995
Not an American but hey,, psi and newtons were what came up after my 3 second google search on something interesting, who really gives a shit if it wasn't quite the correct measure of units, you and everyone else clearly got the point that crocodiles have crazy strong biting down strength, chill out pal.

>>10506409
Not reptiles bro

>>10506768
These strange birds are uper common in brazil. They are called capybara

>>10506641
dude wtf can you fucking read? IT SAYS NO ANIMAL ABUSE. thats fucked up you make asian people who boil dogs alive look like fucking peta jesus fucking christ.

>>10504651

kekekekek

>>10504810
hownottoeatpussy.avi

>>10507144
Meh, you're right. They sure are.

If you're fascinated by that stuff, look up biting force of a hippo or the huge (extinct) dunkleosteus that would slice right through you.

>>10504775
Fucking wood hornets, all over the Appalachian area. You know when one's nearby because it sounds like a god damn chopper flying over.

>>10504719

It' like my wife at a restaurant.

Just hurry up and choose something, bitch!

>>10505872

WHAT THE FUCK
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>>10504717
chinese style hot dog

>>10507172
Nature sure is scary, the whole ability to open their mouths to 150 degrees thing is just ridiculous. It makes sense for snakes and the like to unhinge their jaws to swallow stuff whole, but hippos just do that shit to fight things.

>>10506705
>>10506916
I don't get it

>>10504490
This is how the gays reproduce.

>>10506470

Hogs are invasive so I don't feel too bad about it, ultimately

>>10504557
THE BEST
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THE BEST
THE BEST

>>10505323
I guess the tough guy act didn't work for it

>>10507206

Then watch the movie motherfucker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxJ8iOgaCHA

>>10507204
Didn't know it was that wide. I saw a few videos of some fighting and they went pretty wide, but never realized that much.

Those fat fuckers are fast too! They can catch up to a speedboat swimming. They're so fucking aggressive, I would shit my pants instantly if I ever came across one.

>>10504921
that was oddly pleasing to watch

>>10507235
Why am I watching a webm of a frog getting head?

>>10505872
sea cucumber if I remember correctly. It's ejecting its stomach as a defense mechanism. Normally that would tangle up around the attacker and form a sticky net.

>>10507248
How stupid are you

>>10506055
>the moment a bird shows a cat how to kill a mouse

kys cuckfag stupid ass cat

>>10507232
It's why they're one of the most dangerous creature in Africa, the adults don't really have natural predators per say. Generally predators like lions or Nile crocodiles go for the young, but will be fucked up if caught by the mother or bull.

>>10506665
>being this thirsty

>>10504485
It's weird. In nature shows on TV, when they show, say, a croc or a big cat taking down a water buffalo, there's barely any blood. The only blood you see is on the cat's face after they start eating, and it doesn't gush out or always look so dry.

>>10507256
You know cats do play with mice right?

>>10504923
some birds just want to watch the world burn

>>10507269
You watched a lot of Tom and Jerry kiddo

>>10504903
>>10504921
>>10504924
>>10504928
>>10504829
>>10504810


thank the fucking gods we live in a reality we are bigger or live in different habitats than these things

>>10507175
"his troubles are over, ours are just beginning"

>>10507163
>dude wtf can you fucking read? IT SAYS NO ANIMAL ABUSE
yeah, because people posting shit outside of what OP wants the thread to be never fucking happens on 4chan

>>10504490
I shouldn't masturbate to this

>>10504717
Not deep enough water. the dogs coat keeps the water off the skin, this is a slow death.

>>10507266
Different kind of biology really, on a fleshy creature like a water buffalo there's nothing to 'crack open' as it were. Turtles and tortoises have a hard shell to protect their soft bodies, plus if you crush something it's all coming out in a quick fashion, I imagine there's not much give in a shell.
Or to bypass all of that, nature documentaries might want to keep it pg, or they didn't want to disturb and/or get close enough to a feeding big cat to see all the blood.

>>10505580
this. plus the fucking bloodstains man. that little fucker was spraying everywhere

>>10504728
AWESOME

>>10505451
is based af faggot

>>10505461
its not about ground wreckage dumbfuck its about to have to clean this fucking mess and letting the lizzards nail scratch all the wood

>>10506665
whiteGirlVisitsIndia.png

>>10507279
Or, and bear with me here, I've watched cats 'play' with mice. It's a learning thing, it's how they practice and learn to catch prey.

>>10507248
It's a giant water bug (literally the name). Their front claws are basically giant spikes for spearing prey. While it took a moment to do it, what it did was stab the frog with it's needle-like mouthpiece, inject the frog with toxins or something to reduce its organs to a fleshy soup, and then drink it out. They're aggressive as fuck, and will eat anything they can hold down. Though that doesn't stop them from attacking people either.

>>10507133
animals kill eachother for food. humans toy with animals for fun. when humans kill animals for food they do it as quick as possible

>>10507235
howpepelosthisvirginity.avi

>>10507179
>your wife
>on 4chan
>definitely not 12 years old

>>10507255
>>10507362
Guys.. I was just joking.

Cool creature though.

>>10507175
Are these monitor Lizards?

>>10507243

>getting face eaten while still alive

Man, fuck that

>>10504829
Yeah snapping turtles are no joke.

>>10507284
>being this retarded

>>10507177

>know when one's nearby
>sounds like a god damn chopper flying over

How big are you?

>>10506660
Capybara, the world's largest rodent

>>10507235
>>10504928
Bugs hunting non-bugs feels so wrong, yet I can't turn away. Creepy goddamn chitin bastards.

>>10507423
I know, you really need to sort your shit out

>>10504924
Dammit. Now how am I going to save 15% on my car insurance?

>>10507542
>continued fail

>>10504717
damn youre edgy, how old were you when you were diagnosed with autism?

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3MB, 658x800px

>>10507243
>>10507235
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING ? WHERE DOES IT LIVE ? DOES IT BITE HUMAN FEET TOO ?

>>10507137
LOST IT

>>10506641
very good.

>>10507362
What happens when they inject their toxin into a human?

>>10507576
Similar effect, but the thing is it works best on softer materials like organs as opposed to skin or muscle. It's also a pretty localized effect (it might be some form of stomach acid or equivalent too, it's been a while since I last read up on it), so it has to keep spitting the stuff up and keep slurping up that meatsoup.

And generally speaking, I don't think people generally allow themselves to get eaten.

>>10507563
In order:
Giant water bug.
Lives in lakes.
Occasionally.

>>10504702
I was sure of it until you showed up

>>10504661
>that guy on the group that always wants the easiest part of the assignment

>>10504748
lions are like niggers, they can only successfully attack you when you are outnumbered

>>10507429

kek

>>10507106
OH MAH GOD JR, PUPPIES

>>10505987
seeing that, god clearly doesn't exist

>>10504923
Hannibal Woodpecker

>>10506641
thats a weird lookin dog

>>10506772

like cows and sheep. Your point?

Either go full vegan or suck it up

>>10506041
>it will be an orgasm for me to feed
you cum rats? no wonder you don't have a gf

>>10505630
ISIS taught me that human eyes do the same thing

>>10507783
spore.webm

>>10506470
This is better with sound.
>>10506509
Gators are native, hogs are invasive. Fuck hogs, your priorities are out of line.

>>10504743
Oh no, I thought it was a cat, but it was a poor doggo :(
A cat dying would have made me happy. Literally the shittiest species on this planet

>>10506995

lbf and lbm. Learn the difference shitwit

The point of units is clarity. Psi is universally understood as a pressure, and if you are *confused* by people saying "x number of newtons" when you think they mean pascals, you're either an idiot or an asshole.

Did you understand what was said? Yeah?
Then fuck you, move on.

>>10507250
INCORRECT. I think it's one of those peanut worms that ejects sticky threads from its mouth to feed.

>>10507363
animals toy with animals for fun too. felines, dolphins, monkeys, apes all exhibit this behavior often.

quit being such a fucking baby.

>>10504786
good job anon

>>10507363
>animals don't torture each other
>cat's don't torture the fuck out of mice
>dolphins don't do crazy fucked up shit
>lions don't kill for fun

here's a thought, trying growing up and moving past the Disney induced "animals are furry friends who protect the forest" mentality. You're not 12 years old anymore

Animals have zero moral standing, their only value is the worth humans give them

>>10507559
how old were you when you got this trigger?

my guess is 12

>>10504923
bird hitman

>>10504702
Croc wanted food and now he got some. I don't see the retardation?

>>10504557
god created this

>>10506953
brazilian here, a friend that hunts said their meat tastes like fart

>>10504485
bump

>>10506665
don't fuck with nature or nature will fuck with you