Face Fucking Machine

sauce?

I'd like to hook my ex up to that thing. Keep her out in the barn and use her a couple of times a week. Wouldn't take a lot of work, just change the straw once a week and spoon some baby food in her hole once a day.

this guy is a genius, he should get a nobel prize. best invention since the fleshlight

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this one is not as good cause without the ring gag slave could close her mouth

source plz?

You guys need a good psychiatrist.

>>10474029
lol, this is pretty vanilla compared to a lot of fetishes

>>10474029
to figure out why I'm crazy about face fucking?

>>10474029
Fggot

>>10471137
The barn would be a PERFECT place to keep my mouth slave. My wife never goes in the barn, I could keep slave out there for years. How much baby food would a 5'7" 120 pound slut need per day?

Fucking sick pieces of shit. You've outdone yourselves anon.

>>10471018
best invention of all time

>>10474301
>>10474029
This isn't even that bad.

You do realize the most common complaint that women have about giving men blowjobs is their neck and jaw getting sore right? Not to mention a lot of women tend to finger themselves so they get a little pleasure in return.

This machine literally fixes all of that so they can relax too.

>>10474260
You are gonna have to sound proof that barn. All the gagging, choking and gasping for breath will alert your wife.

>>10474403
Oh yeah, she is totally relaxed.

>>10474260
She will start to stink after a week or two. Every time you change the straw you will need to hose her down. A horse grooming kit, a bucket and a garden hose should keep her smelling palatable.

>>10474260
you're going to need about 15 jars of baby food per day. that and all the semen should keep her well fed

you should leave he machine running overnight once in a while to keep the slave exercised

>>10471137
>>10474260
>>10474411
>>10474495
>>10474526
Are you guys for real?

Fatass Hollywood sluts like Lena Dunham are actually using the baby food diet to lose weight. Your plan should work.

>>10474260
With the constant drooling your slave will get dehydrated quickly. You will probably want to set up saline IV drip

When you clean out the barn, put all of the soiled straw out behind the barn and cover the pile with a dark tarp. In 6 months your slave will have produced a lot of rich compost for your garden and flower beds.

>>10474637
some real psychos around here

>>10474029
Do they? Or the chicks who enjoy it?

it would be nice to have a mouth slave

>>10474526

Implying that someone would spend so much per day, A 6 pack of eggs, A random assortment of veg and fruit smoothie and maybe even some random meat based food items liquidized should work.

Your only trying to make up around 1400 calories per day for a immobilized women of that weight. It should not cost £30 per day but instead around £7.

>>10471018
Bump

>>10476320
He is right. There is no reason to spend money on baby food. I fed my old dog off of nothing but table scraps for years. Puree all your table scraps add a couple of vitamins and you will have a healthy blow job machine for years to come.

The guy in the video knows his stuff. You do want to keep your blow job machine under a tarp when not in use. That open mouth is likely to attract insects, especially with filthy straw in the floor. The tarp should help keep insect infestations to a minimum

>>10471137
Holy Shit! You're going to clean the barn once a week? It would be like throat fucking some bitch in an outhouse by the end of the week. I don't even like to shit in an outhouse. You have to change the straw daily

>>10476700
i would use hay not straw. hay compost faster and is more absorbent. if you changed it daily you would make a ton more compost. so much you could sell it to your neighbors and profit

>>10476742
If you want to make a profit, load your blow job machine into a van and drive to the sketchiest part of town. Pimping her out you could probably make $800-$1000 per day

>>10476799
Some nigger would steal your blow job machine the first week and you would never see her again

>>10476854
he would probably see videos of her on worldstar

>>10474260
You know how much that baby food costs? Are you trying to treat her like a princess? She's a tool, a machine. You don't baby a machine. I don't put premium gas in my work truck and I'm not putting baby food in my blow job machine!

This thread got derailed so hard, Pity its literal gold.

Anyone got some god teir webm's with sound?

>>10471106
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph563ef303766a1

>>10471052
The audio on this one is great! It sounds like she's trying to tell him to stop. But he just keeps going till he gets his nut

>>10471018
whats up with tying her tits like that? when i skull fucking some thot, i want to see thos tits swinging and jiggling

>>10478123
hot

>>10477989
the poor soul gains his living selling raping machines and raping machines accessories, let him use them fully

>>10471106
Don't know the girl but I saw it here before: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57b9afeca127d

>>10477205
Ya' beat me to it.

>>10477989
I hate it when the tits look like that too. It looks like it hurts unnecessarily, and possibly restricting blood flow.

>>10474362
>>>10471018 (OP)
>best invention of all time

Not so much. Her mouth is pried open so she cant suck. Like getting a blow job from a mason jar.

Any tips on how to build a basic model of these machines on your own like >>10475048 ?

>>10471018
He's turned her into a cyborg cock sucker. Part human part machine. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel shame, or remorse, or disgust. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you cum.

>>10480067
Is this an Evil Dead 2 porn parody?

>>10474637
Looking at what the girls in here let do yo themselves, I'd say yes.

>>10474036
sauce on this one?

>>10478498
Sauce?

What no asians cyborg face fuckers?

>>10478839
Google scotch yoke

>>10475048
>>10480072
>>10480079
>>10480091

Does anyone have a link to the vid where she has one fucking machine fuck her throat and one her ass? I cant find it anymore

>>10471018
Thread had potential but ruined by gifs, needs more webms

>>10478169
He needs to sell a full body mechanical raping machine. One with an app so you can control your slave with your phone. It could have preloaded positions and movements you select from a menu. If your slave is in throat fucking mode you touch one button and she goes into face down ass up position with hips thrusting backwards. Better than a sexbot

>>10474029
>>10474301
>>10474449
>>10474637
>>10475491

These guys get grossed out as soon as you tie a girl's hands behind her back but they'll go get diamonds in a foot licking or scat eating.

Niggas gonna nig. ,

God I want to get put in one of these

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old timey face fucking machine

>>10485020
who is this slut?

>>10485304
Why does anon need sauce on the most vague sluts? The woman in that video looks like your standard amateur porno sloot. Tan skin saggy tits. It could be one of millions of whores.are you such a porn aficionado that when you see a grill you dont immediately recognize it gets you curious?

>>10485304
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1204472097

>>10486724
thanks anon you are the greatest!

>>10471210
the wood the machine is on seems kinda wobbly too but thats just me being nitpicky

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>>10483209
An exoskeleton would be perfect for that. At the end of the night you could put your slave into any position before you power her down and throw the tarp over her.