toys

>>10468167
>>10468171
I need a video of someone fucking this thing.

>>10468252
seconded

>>10468252
theyre IMPOSSIBLE to find. its super annoying because this particular gif has been around forever

>>10468252
Agreed

>>10468189
Wtf is she even trying to do?

>>10468329
rip open the hatch of a tank

>>10468264
source?

>>10468502
I'll go out on a limb and say it's a deleted scene from Black Christmas featuring Lacey Chabert, because I'm fucking psychic like that.

https://ii.yuki.la/9/f9/213de777682bf76f24dc6904e82a66b2081e42be50515b00493c05375a55ff99.webm

>>10469010
based anon

>>10468252
>>10468322
>>10468321
>>10468315
isn't the thing like 900 bucks?

>>10469175
i think so also i think the same company is putting out a tits version someone had a webm of it but i can't find it

>>10468171
Whats the ass toy called. W2c

>>10469256
Name of the toy and the company are literally the file name.

>>10469010
jesus christ, i want to give that a try.

>>10468167
>>10468171
Seriously even better then the real thing

>>10469231
oh god, does anyone have it? I need to see this shit.

>>10468234
anyone remember than weird german instrumental music webm with like a bionic hand on each of the sons in the shown dynasty of bionic family?

>>10468372
imho the shot from SAC when hse was trying to beat that guy out of the mech suit and ripped off an arm, demanded a 50cal from Saito and then one handed fucked the mech dudes shit with said 50 cal to the face.

>>10468167

lol this is litteraly called "Fuck Me Silly". There's been a meme made out of this stupid shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_xtFfiL1oc

>>10468189
Highly advanced, intelligent futuristic entity doesn't even know how to use leverage and a wedge to force open a container. Lame.

>>10470734
Women are obsolete lol

>>10470734
I need moar like this.

>>10470108
The new toy story is looking pretty good

>>10470734
Why is he talking to a plastic whore ?

>>10469010
Any more?

>>10470759
women are just walking talking fuckmeat for men to impregnate

>>10470768
>>10471409
Now we only need sex-dolls that clean themselves up afterwards.

>>10470610
Its a human brain in a robot body, so technically still as stupid as a human.

>>10470610
you realise if she tried to use a piece of metal like a crowbar it would bend like pipe cleaner on that "container" (its the lid to an AI controlled tank)

>>10468167
>>10468171
not gonna lie, would love to try that out jsut for the heck of it.

>>10470856
haha ikr

>>10471409
Five bucks says it's the same anon behind the "how do i get girls to like me" threads on /adv/.

>>10470734
That is the saddest, cringiest thing ever.

>>10470108
whats the song?

>>10472156
Robot Rock

>>10470856
The same reason he's filming it I guess...

>>10470734
autism

No gif or webm but here's some oc I made a while ago:

http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/fucking-fake-ass-29746681

>>10471860
t.roastie

>>10472607
How many humps to the center of a rubber ass? 3. 1. 2. 3. Sploosh.

>>10468186
that cum is fake

>>10472672
no shit sherlock she has tits

>>10472672
no fucking shit

>>10470734
>last 28 seconds
>talking to a fleshlight
I wanna kill him out of pity desu

>>10472728
>Times a guy using a sextoy.
Who's the loser here?

>>10473948
I think you need to re-evaluate your definition of loser, if that's your idea of a virile alpha male.

>>10473999
Never said the guy wasn't a loser, but you timing him makes you one too

>>10470585
You are wrong and a faggot.

It is the 25 inch Fantasia made by seductivemidnightcandyshop. Cost around $1,000.

>>10472672
you're just not eating enough protein

>>10470801
kek

>>10470108
the future is now

>>10470734
Holy shit, more.

>>10470108
ARISE RODIMUS PRIME!

>>10470734
"fuck you"

>>10469010
So it's just a fleshlight at the core, they suck. You have to keep lubing them while you fuck otherwise it dries out. It's just as messy as sex, but you aren't having sex. So have fun washing your sheets after you masturbate.

Also a pain to keep clean, the inside is an always moist environment that's perfect for mold growth.

>>10470734
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

>>10475166
ROFL. i havent laughed this strong in such a long time

>>10468560
you are a god amongst men, anon I am not worthy of your presence

>>10470734
Ummm, sause?

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>>10468252
Got u

>>10475416
You're the real mvp

>>10468167
>>10468171
the ass was fat

Anyone have the videos of some JAV girls finger fucking and licking the junior Onaholes?
Asking for a friend...

>>10470585
>pipedream
need I say more

>>10470108
This is how Robot AIDS was created.

>>10470734
She looks retarded until his penis is in her face, then they both look retarded

so guys, whats the best onahole? i was told that fleshlight is trash and i should buy a venus real.
is there some secret new tech out thats gonna blow my mind?

>>10470610
>Highly unintelligent current day life-form talks shit about something it knows nothing about
What a time to be alive

>>10476189
Not really, just the nips have been doing it longer and use better quality materials.
This means it feels better, is easier to clean, easier to lubricate and won't contain carcinogens.

Spend the extra, get an Onahole from a reputable company.

>>10472672
do tell

>>10471812
I lost

>>10475016
That's a lot of egg whites

>>10472156
Robot rock/oh yeah by daft punk

>>10475975
>balls slap against the plastic-casing
PAIN
but then that's a twink, so meh.

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>>10471812
>

>>10468167
Looking for a shemale version of this

>>10471416
and cook

>>10472672
big if true

>>10468167
nice ballsack

>>10476675
>PAIN
not really. they're not exactly slamming into them.

desu, with that light of a tap it probably feels good.

>>10475416
what is this? I need one

>>10476675

could you be any more vanilla?

>>10470610
If you actually watched the movie, she was in a really big rush to kill the tank and then do another thing before the cops got there. She probably didn't have time to find something to pry with.

>>10471812
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!

I've always wanted to see a girl eating out one of these rubber butts. No idea why

also, buy one. Seriously, some arent that pricey on amazon and its awesome, especially if you're super into facesitting. just remember to powder it with talc every now and then otherwise it turns into one of those sticky hands that come in vending machines

>>10468189
God damn this is my all time favorite GitS scene.

>>10475416
that actually looks fucking real damn

>>10470734
has never fail to make me gut laugh mid stroke~

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>>10468167
>>10468171
>>10475416
Got another clip to add to these. Been wondering if there was a longer version of this webm.

>>10470734
>
shit the vietnam flashbacks must be tough

>>10468167
im so horny right now that i would fuck the shit out of this piece of silicon and rubber

>>10475111
Source???

>>10475416
what is this thing called?

>>10475416
Literally exactly the only kind of person who buys an RGB keyboard. Finally I have proof.

>>10480340
don't bother. They're about $2,500 now IF you can find one.

>>10468252
I think the reason why a lot of people don't post videos of them fucking them or even having them is because they're so expensive and also because they are extremely fucking fragile. You can't be too rough with them. Not really worth having imo

>>10480316
>Anonymous 04/23/17(Sun)21:38:41 No.10475111▶>>10480316
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Anonymous 04/23/17(Sun)21:38:41 No.10475111▶>>10480316
File: megan fox this is 40.webm (2.17 MB, 1496x1080)-[Close] Anonymous 04/23/17(Sun)21:38:41 No.10475111▶>>10480316
File: megan fox this is 40.webm (2.17 MB, 1496x1080)-[Close] Anonymous 04/23/17(Sun)21:38:41 No.10475111▶>>10480316
File: megan fox this is 40.webm (2.17 MB, 1496x1080)-[Close] Anonymous 04/23/17(Sun)21:38:41 No.10475111▶>>10480316
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>>10480563
what are they called

>>10480563
>>10480588
They are still $1000, You get them from seductivemidnightcandyshop. Called 25inch fantasia

More videos are not posted because they are heavy as fuck. Not fragile in the least bit.

Ive ripped every single toy I have bought
I understand that its expensive, but thats because there is over 50 pounds of materials.

The material is going to rip just as easily as a smaller toy. What are you going to do with it when you rip the tunnels up?

>>10472672

i fucking lol'd

>>10481021
continue fucking it until it is unusable

>>10468189

Was this deliberately animated to be ridiculously fucking hot?

Jesus, muh dick.

>>10472672
i came here to see toys, not laugh my ass off

>>10470108
That's a fake dick

>>10478934
That would be fucking hot.

Also
>>10476135
Pls

>>10478934

>I've always wanted to see a girl eating out one of these rubber butts.

Huh. Creative idea.

Now what I want to see is a girl eating out one of these rubber butts immediately AFTER it's been freshly creamed by a guy. WEW

>>10470856
He is imagining that this is your mom

>>10470734
>even the sex doll has a look of despair

>>10471812

>Caitlyn's transformation is finally complete

>>10482005
Kek

this shit is depraved, do any of you ever get laid?

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>>10482233
where do you think you are?

>>10470734
>the way the eyes bulge when he thrusts

>>10480588
I'll film myself Fucking one if you guys pay for it. The only hard part would be finding a place to hide the thing.

>>10468167
What's the best bang for my buck toy that is a doggy style one
I'm new to this.

>>10482233
No more depraved than female sex toys

>>10482388

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.

>>10470734

>>10482436
As opposed to the violent porn like that with real women commonly posted here and on porn sites all over the world?

>>10482504

A cute girl innocently pleasuring herself with a dildo in her soft fluffy pink bedroom and generously sharing her gift with the world via Chaturbate isn't even remotely comparable to what you're alluding to here.

>>10482511
Different people using sex toys in different ways based on sexual taste, what a shocker, plus, you're making an assumption about a thread based on a single webm.

>>10481249
it's shirow massamune, guy has been doing hentai for at least as long as actual anime now. GITs manga has some full on doujin scenes

>>10482535

My original "you keep telling yourself that" post was tongue-in-cheek, I clearly cited the most extreme post in the thread as a counterexample in an attempt to be funny.

But it is true that male sex toys are perceived as more depraved than female sex toys. That's just the way (American) society is and it's not going to change any time soon, unfortunately.

>>10482384
>i make dicks for a living
or
>i work at a cock factory

Are things that i would love to tell people about if they asked were i worked at.

>>10482131
source plz

>>10482233
I get laid like 3-4 times every weekend
>i also dont buy $800 rubber asses sp i mean....
Yall motherfuckers need to just go gay already

>>10475111
she´s been so fucking hot from 2004 to 2010

>>10482005
I lost. tell me the pitch has been altered

>>10468234
:(

When will our robot slaves get here? It's the year 2012+5 and we STILL do not have robot waifus.

>>10468329
Try to pry open the control panel for a spider-mech in order for it not to crush and destroy a sentient AI software inside a mass-produced humanoid-shaped full prosthetic body in order to secure it for pseudo-KGB Japanese government entity and falling into the wrong hands

>>10468234
What movie is this from?

>>10482680
It's literally in the webm filename.

>>10478934
>>10481634
>>10481656
customfetishvideos does...well...custom fetish videos. you could get a quote from them on a video

>>10482274
>>10468167
>>10468171
someday i will have enough money to buy both of these and combine them

>>10482233
guess how i know you're a womyn

>>10484357

guess how i know you're a dumbass

>>10482274
What toy is this? It looks way bigger than the Busty Aichan.

>>10485766
Guess how i know you are dumb americunt.

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the hell is this toy? cant find this shit anywhere

>>10485907

Because you're on an English-speaking American imageboard and statistics are overwhelmingly in your favor for an obvious guess like that?

you're truly a psychic man

>>10485948
There are thousands if not millions of different types of vibrators numb-nuts. The standard bunny moves like that, your best choice is visiting a sex shop.

>>10478934

Also,

>I've always wanted to see a girl eating out one of these rubber butts.

the phrasing of this makes me laugh.

but yeah i totally want to see a hot girl eat one that's just been stuffed full of a fresh load

that would be rad

>>10482243
always wondered how to clean one of those.

>>10482233
Yes, multiple times. I do enjoy this page a lot though. Most of my irl friends who surf thos page are married or have GFs.

>>10485966
I think a special cleaner is sold with them and then you use a rag or something.

>>10485819
ヤれる子!電車エッチ あかりちゃんのおっぱい

>>10480244
Hope blowing all your bar mitzvah money on some fuck dolls was worth it.

>>10485948
Its called an Asian woman, anon.

>>10486105
As much as I'd like to say I own two of those and that it's me in the video, neither would be true.

>>10485966
You have to buy a special cleaner. You then have to wash with luke warm water and to dry you use a towel to pat it down lightly to prevent tearing.Paper towels are nice as the material gets fibers on it from anything cloth related.

>>10471812
>when the estrogen pills kick in

>>10486476
I just want a toy I can throw in the dishwasher like women can.

>>10486105

lmao

>>10482566
>im a factory technician at a silicone production facility, basically a guy who moves parts from one machine to another on an assembly line.
its easy as fuck to make a job sound professional.

oh youre a janitor?
>custodian

oh your an usher?
>crowd control

oh your a slave?
>secretary

oh youre a maid?
>upkeep specialist

oh youre a garbage man?
>waste management service driver

oh your a prostitute?
>stay at home mom

oh youre an easter bunny?
>confectionary delivery man

oh youre a simple cook?
>food production technician

oh youre a plumber?
>water transportation mechanic

you change tires for a living?
>vehicle upkeep specialist

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>>10471812

>>10482504

I just realized that I completely misread your post.

You're taking about that damn facial abuse bullshit, right?

I fucking hate that idiotic fetish. I think it's so damn stupid and i hate how miserable the poor women always look in those retarded videos.

That's why I'm so disgusted by that facial abuse with the sex doll posted above. it's legitimately depressing to watch.

But who am I to judge people for having stupid fetishes as long as it's all consensual, right? Fuck it.

>>10482233
Literally every MRA is a virgin.

>>10486593
Don't give up your day job.

>>10469708
Gesaffelstein - Pursuit, but also totally irrelevant.

>>10486593

>oh your a slave?
>>secretary

>oh your a prostitute?
>>stay at home mom

>oh youre an easter bunny?
>>confectionary delivery man

these are great keep up the good work

also it's spelled confectionEry

>>10486334

lol

>>10487467
Jesus is there anymore like this

>>10490496
>£230

Absolutely insane. Then again it has to be really REALLY good to be worth that much

>>10470108
i fucking lost it after the drop jesus holy fuck

>>10486593
>oh your a prostitute?
>>stay at home mom
Unexpected kek.

>>10470108
A W E A P O N T O S U R P A S S M E T A L G E A R

>>10491626

Oh god, the slapping noises as he's giving the presentation... I don't know why I'm laughing so hard.

>and then he said Fuck My Big Black Ass

and now I'm fucking gone!

>>10491626
>hell, you can get at it with a friend.
kek.

>>10482274
Price?

>>10482233
ya know this is just a fetish for some people

I'm gonna buy myself a Tenga flip hole. can anyone give me an idea of what the differences between the black or white ones?

>>10490496
why would you want a spinning vagina?

>>10490880
it's literaly overstimulating

you will loose your erection with rubber on your dick after that thing

>>10490496
Does anyone notice when it says like
"Works with all kinds of videos"
It shows shit like, baseball games, skateboarding, a fucking bird?

>>10482005
>psychicpebbles loses his virginity

>>10470734
Jokes on him it's haunted with the souls of a thousand fox demon thing and is going to stare at him all night long until he dies.

>>10486105
that's all anyone does with barmitzfa ,money.

>>10485766
How toastie is your roastie? I like 'em feisty.

>>10492190
>baseball games
A homerun has never been so exciting

>>10494897

I'm a dude

Watching videos of guys fucking toys and seeing all these cool toys makes me wish I had a dick. Seeing a guy cum in a toy is easily one of the hottest things to me. I keep asking my bf to let me buy him some toys like these but he doesn't want me spending the money on that stuff. Boo.

>>10468167
>>10468171

>$930

Yea, if I had that much money I wouldn't need a silicon ass to bang.

>>10495522
your bf is a loser...

>>10478934

You know talc powder causes cancer right?

>>10470734
greatest laugh this year so far

>>10495655

my favorite scene in zootopia

>>10495902
Lol, no he's not. He's a normal guy. Who the fuck wants to spend money on a synthetic vagina when you have a gf?

>>10492190
>>10490496
First thing I noticed was the anime (was already thinking it) and THEN I saw the pottery :p

>>10495655
more of this toy?

>>10495522
Girl same here lmao he thinks toys like these are weird.

>>10487467
whats this called?

>>10496079
I travel a lot for work so I have one for the road.

>>10491824
black and white have same design but the black is firmer.

If you want more realistic, go for white.
If you want to fuck a toy, get the black.

The red and silver ones are also pretty firm.

>>10496406
A penis

Someone has to buy >>10482274
>>10480244
>>10470734

And put them together like fuck voltron

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>>10496302

>>10483545
someday I will have enough money to buy both and WEAR THEM

>>10470734
Her nose moving up like that looks too weird, it's almost as if the facial bones were broken ... I guess this would actually turn this sicko up ...

>>10497768
Don't know the one you're talking about, but look at Mylene and Emma's Secret Life - they have the best horse/dog dildo content.

>>10475276

Behold the power of reading, fucktard.

>>10468186
You can see she actually laughs when it first cums. They have to cut shot

>>10471812
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

STRAIGHT DOWN THE PIPE

AHAHAH

>>10496079
I didn't say I wanted him to buy them I said I wanted to buy them for him and use them on him when we play with our other toys.

>>10499977

you sound like a nice gf

i hope your bf doesn't take you for granted

>>10486593

Oh you're a drug dealer?
>Pharmaceutical Sales Associate

>>10482233

Amen, brother.

jesus this thread is incredible.

>>10480340

Corsair k70

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>me halfway the thread

>>10482274
I need more of these huge tits.

>>10495655
>>10497861
what is that shape supposed to be?

>>10507185
A tail and judging by the lack of vagina a male butthole.

>>10507185
>>10507226

it's a bunny and a fox

it's a zootopia reenactment

>>10475244

Its nice to see the camera man taking a peek just at the beginning when he turns. Shows all men are just about the same, even when trying to be professional.

>>10482384
that bit at the end where theyre all hanging tied together. omg my sides

>>10482233
>heh I'm so badass I called them virgins, THAT'll make people think I'm not a virgin!

>>10482511
Holy shit the delusion is real.

>>10490496
>>10492190
LOL. Just noticed... Also the kids in the 2. row all the way to the right... wtf :D

>>10470585
"hell you can even go at it with a friend"
kekkels

>>10482706
Watched it last night, it's not from Prometheus.

>>10507185
oh honey

>>10486476>>10485976
>>10485966

>special cleaner

huh? i just run water through it and set in on a towel to dry. the special cleaner is just baking soda or some shit like that. i forget.

>>10509208
cornstarch

>>10480476
i have an rgb keyboard, the macro functionality is great. [spoiler]kill yourself poorfag[/spoiler]

>>10482274
Just ordered these from a Japanese retailer. Who wants to see me fugg 'em?

>>10485948
new and improved asian, now with three buttcheeks

>>10508929
It's literally David the android from Prometheus.

>>10482680
>>10508929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BkV2aFXzYY

>>10496027
fucking kek

/7FF5015

Good vid

>>10505924
fuck, more please.

>>10485966
Take the sleeve out of the case

Wash with cold water through both ends, inside and out repeat with warm water, dry outside with a towel

Pour in a gentle amount of 70% or 91% isopropyl alcohol, close the back hole with a finger and shake the alcohol around

Pour everything out, optionally you can drag a lint free towel through it afterwards

Let it aerate in an open room or have a fan blowing through it until it is completely dry.

Put it back in the case and store it in a dry and cool place. You dont have to use the alcohol after every use but every week or so you should. What some people do after drying it is they powder it with corn starch to prolong its texture or something

>>10509896
how did you even find them?

>>10482274
source!?

>>10475416
That looks like it feels so good to fuck. The day we get perfect fuckbots cannot come soon enough.

I use to own a fleshlight while living with my parents. Eventually tossed it because I was afraid my parents would find it at some point.

>>10475975
Desu
Traps fucking things or people is hot too.

>>10482005
Is that the 25 inch fantasia? If not, then which butt toy is that?

>>10491726
From this site:
http://www.hotpowers.jp/goods/1-1877.html
I'd say $485

>>10475975
Any sauce on this?

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>>10468167

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>>10515575

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>>10515585

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>>10515605

>>10515575
Where can I find those kids of videos?

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>>10480244

>>10495522
interested in swapping pics/vids?

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>>10468167 (OP)
>>10468171
>>10475416
>>10480244
Of course there were more webms of these in the archive.
It's not me. Really.

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>>10518832

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>>10518837
Caligula approves.

>>10518291
Fap hero.

>>10518623
kek dude

>>10487161
>facial abuse
>sex doll
>doll

>>10471812
dude thank you.. haven't had a laugh like that in a few months

>>10491626
"If-.. Uh when you wash it out."

Fuck xD

>>10518291
go to pornhub and search for Cock Hero, you will get video compilations of porn with a "beatbar" to stroke your dick to.

try Cock Hero;
- Mix
- 1 Hour Madness
- Fail

or anything by Awseomex, he made about a dozen quality videos.

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>>10523411

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>>10523426

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>>10523437

>>10482384
>entertainment 720

>>10518844
i want one where someone fucks it and you can actually see it.
that arm is too damn hairy to imagine as a phallus.

>>10524882
41 btw

>>10525040
free ice Cx

>>10525040
No...

>>10525284
free ice Cx

>>10480563
Damn. Why so expensive?

>>10470856
>>10472728
Its hot, and I wish men would talk/make more noise during videos like this. Watching a man silently cum is so fucking dull, I like to know hes enjoying himself and letting go.

>>10525284
Cx

>>10487161
white knight trash.

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Guess this counts?

>>10482131
Sauce?

>>10495655
I hate furries but this is so hot for some fucking reason.

>>10470108
C O C K
R O B O T C O C K

>>10482274

YOUR NAME IS THE SPLINTER INSIDE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE