Anti-temperance thread.

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>>10455183

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>>10455193

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>>10455213

Wow, those beer games look fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P6_bCpHMP0.

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This thread has potential

>>10455990

That was fucking hilarious

>>10455990
fucking lost hard here

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>>10455160
I approve of this thread

>>10456860

Fuck you people and this green shit. Fuck you.

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>>10455160

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>>10455160

Alcohol was a mistake.

>>10456917
this woman is a trainwreck

>>10459759
alcohol is just an object. It's the responsibility of oneself to control it.

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>>10459759

>>10455160
This honestly seems more like a pro-temperance thread.
Wouldn't an anti-temperance thread feature people enjoying alcohol?

>>10459545
ugh

>>10459545
wtf is that

>>10456860
travista

>>10456917
>>10459783
I guess you could say she is pissdrunk x)

>>10455990
i feel better about my webcamming career now. never had anything this embarrassing happen for the internet to see. thanks guys!

>>10459783
oh it's hot af and you know it

>>10459545
is it weird that to say if i found her in her puke I would probably rape her?

>>10460190
nope, not here

>>10456917
I used to party hard with bitches like that, they get fucking wild.

>>10459855
>the irony that Penn is a teetotaller

>>10455226
With friends like these who needs enemas.

>>10459615
>>10459545
>>10456594
I had a cousin who died choking on his own puke.

>>10459545
what is that, tar?

>>10459615
It's spanish, they don't say anything interesting, if anyone is wondeing

>>10456594
that pathetic head slap and tilt holy shit.

Never leave very drunk people alone lying on their back. Roll them onto their side.

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>>10461402
>>10460138

to me it looks like the puke people produce when they're given charcoal. She probably drank herself stupid, cause that's what pukin charcoal does.

Prevents her from drinking her retarded ass to death.

>>10460190
yes dude. if you're serious i really hope you're able to control yourself if the situation ever arises

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>>10461688

>>10460190
Yes. Go kill yourself now, the world is better without you

>>10462541
what a bunch of idiots staying around

>>10455160
I played beer pong few nights ago and I ended up just like this guy. I actually don't mind puking beer though, usually comes out pretty smooth.

>>10459862

Ehhh, whatever. If you like alcohol, just drink it. I did make webms of hot women drinking. I posted them or most of them on the last anti-temperance, or well, it was a get drunk thread. I'll post them later.

>>10456917
they're going to have to power wash this apartment

>>10461402
>>10460138
black vodka

>>10464803
she'll die. that is so stupid if real.

>>10455226
im fucking lost my shit

>>10464803
What the fuck

>>10461123
classic

>>10460190
Brock turner is that you?

>>10464803
shoenice!

>>10464803
Holy Christ. Guess she puked it all back up or died not long after

>>10464803
>>10465614
>>10465619
>>10465632
>>10465649
>>10465682

Here's the original youtube video, it's actually the same thing:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gMUFCGh04M

>>10455183

did the nigger really drink dog piss

>>10466235

I don't know, does Albert "The Sissy" Perez suck on unfermented beancurd balls?

Also:
http://www.4chan.org/rules

You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.

>>10461757
Guy I lived with last year said he's thrown up black before, said when he went to the hospital he was told that it's the lining of your stomach

>>10466267

"I take this japanese cartoon forum... VERY seriously"

>>10466267

...is this bait?

Or are you just a faggot

>>10466739

I'm not the 28 year old liberal who wears pantyhose, skirts, high heels, and suffocates himself with a plastic bag. That would be Albert "The Sissy" Perez, who works out at the YMCA and really likes eating kiwis and sucking on unfermented beancurd balls.

>>10456860
I made this gif, and I sincerely wish I could find the source video so I could make a webm and we can stop using this 240x200 ancient ass gif I made with gifcam

>>10464830
Isn't that what she's doing?

>>10456917
She has a pretty good looking asshole, despite being disgusting for the most part.

>>10461123
fucking ashamed to be norwegian at this point

>>10467363
what a fantastic machine the human body is

>>10466866
is that Buschemi's son

>>10456917
How did she not die of alcohol poisoning

>>10467812

Here's the whole video if any of you want to watch it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV313ZhHdxY

>>10467965
>>10467962
Got a sauce there boss?

In this thread: 14 years olds, chronologically or mentally.

>zomg alcohol so grown up! am i cool yet?

Kill yourselves you little shits. You can use your shitty little pleb drug to do it.

>>10467363
drinking more that what youre able to handle is such a waste of booze. only assholes do shit like this.

>>10468084

Dude, teens drinking alcohol, abusing and misusing drugs, and using tobacco, have gone down.

https://www.drugabuse.gov/news-events/news-releases/2016/12/teen-substance-use-shows-promising-decline

https://consumer.healthday.com/kids-health-information-23/adolescents-and-teen-health-news-719/drug-use-by-u-s-teens-drops-to-all-time-low-717728.html

I don't know about college students abusing alcohol, tobacco and drugs. That's probably still high.

>>10468097

There's a lot of booze, it's okay to waste it. Also, there are teetotalers who don't drink, so there's more than enough alcohol for people who want to get drunk many times over.

>>10467962

On the table, is that a can of Red Bull? I think people still get drunk if they mix in Red Bull with their alcohol. It just makes them think that they're sober, but really the alcohol and booze is still going to affect them negatively.

>>10467965

I think the booze appears to have made those women act like they're children or something. I don't know, it's like they've got the mannerisms of infants or babies. Of course that may be because the webm has no sound.

>>10470802

Check out this article: https://www.drinkaware.co.uk/alcohol-facts/health-effects-of-alcohol/effects-on-the-body/alcohol-and-energy-drinks/

>>10466714

You can't post racism outside of /b/.

http://www.4chan.org/rules

>>10456917

From 1:10 - 1:15, she's wearing opaque tights.

>>10456499

Maybe that guy who fell needs a web redemption or something?

>>10461688

http://www.houstonpress.com/music/a-survivors-guide-to-death-by-vomit-6773209

Apparently you can asphyxiate/choke on your own booze induced vomit. I wonder if stuff like this will show up in movies? Probably not, since drinking lots of booze is part of mainstream American culture.

>>10465649
topkek

>>10459545
>>10459615

I try playing the videos in firefox, but it says the files are corrupt. Does anyone have the source of the webms.

>>10459615
He's got a good friend at least.

>>10462634
This. Nobody put him upside down.

>>10471758
on his side is what is best, up against a wall so they can't turn over.

>>10467438
kek

true though

>>10470794
HAH

>>10464803
>Arab music
Then she was gang raped by 10 guys.

>>10473057
This is what Batman and Catwoman got up to after Dark Knight Rises

>>10474254

>Then she was gang raped by 10 guys.
Then you get thrown into prison for participating in the rape. Then you get knifed or your beaten to death in prison, because that's what happens to rapists in prison.

>>10471751
It's his dad

>>10468033
mydrunkenstar.com

>>10470870
I dunno, always seemed to be common knowledge at the parties I'd been to. At least on college campuses. Even the frattiest dudebros or the dumbest gals knew to do that with people who ended up passing out.

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>>10476640

What are the mornings or the days after the frat parties like? I've never been to a campus party on the mainland USA. Hell, I've never really been to a party where there were lots of heavy drinking on the tiny island in the South Pacific where I live. But over here, there's lots of nightclubs and bars and lots of partying out at night, I just don't hang out at places like those or with people who drink a lot.

Also, people think this is a pro-temperance thread instead of an anti-temperance thread. Can you guys post more webms of hot women drinking? If you need to, you can post liberal sissies like Albert Perez, who wears skirts, high heels and pantyhose, getting drunk, just to be more progressive.

>>10455990
Oh my fucking god I'm dying. And I never laugh at anything

>>10468678

Is this in Europe or something? Why does the toilet look like a square, instead of an oval?

Oh wait, she sounds like she's speaking an European language.

Maybe she should go see the doctor or something since all the puking doesn't look healthy.

>>10470837
STFU and go back to 9gag you little rule bitch
this is fuking 4chan no freaking bichting

>>10476120
i thought that was a chick wtf... O.o

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>>10480254

>>10466872
>>10456860
Literally 15 seconds googling eggnog vomit:
https://youtu.be/7HYO0naOjiE

>>10476768
theyre like anything else, terrible hangover and nausea that consumes your entire day if you really went hard. You can have just as good of a time if you don't drink like a maniac but still get hammered enough to join in. Then the older you get, the less fun alcohol becomes. Being blackout drunk sucks, you don't even have cognizant ability of what you're doing.

>>10468678
puking looks okay

>>10467363
I fucked this girl. I need to know the fucking sauce.

>>10480540
*tips

>>10478237
There is a single cut right after he opens the bottle. Think it's just water.

>>10470870
It's very common. Not just in drunk people but people who suffer head trauma as well.

>>10470794
I really hate a drunk who knows he's going to vomit but doesn't walk to a toilet or garbage bag.

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I'll post the rest later.

>>10462541
Fucking idiots. He could have chocked to death

>>10461651
its chilean, its chilean country parties

>>10482746

But he's still alive, right? He lives to drink another day, just like most people.

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>>10484425

>>10467363
Best 4 second loop i've ever seen.

>>10467828
Because some people arnt pussies like you and can take large quantities of liquor.

>>10484425
this is taken at a cabin in pigeon forge tennesse that i stayed at.

>>10459855
Hate this faggot

>>10455990
>lost at that guys laugh and 'almost vomit cough'.

>>10466235
>>10466267
>>10466739
>>10466834
>>10466714
>>10470837
>>10479099
>>10466572
>>I take this japanese cartoon forum... VERY seriously
yeah, they do. I got shadowbanned, kek

>>10485194
proof: i.imgur.com/R5WoURW.jpg
It's imgur because I tried to convert it to a .gif and it still wouldn't let me post it.

>>10485194
>>10485214
That's not what a shadow ban is, you retard.

>>10485359
woops, my bad, had a bit of the drink tonight ironically.

>>10485486
I didn't mean to be so aggressive, I'm sorry.

>>10484989
thanks bro. after seeing the vid all i could think about was where this fine establishment is located. Now I won't lose sleep

>>10485441
video where she gets fucked?

>>10485495
thanks babe

>>10460138
Probably Eristoff Black Vodka, common beverage in that country

>>10459545
>>10459615
Chilean people

>>10465649
>
nice

>>10484439
topkek

>>10470870
it's common knowledge. they even did it on the jersey shore tv series

>>10484434
>>10484425
whats the point of chugging a pitcher of beer and then immediately inducing yourself to throw up? could just drink a pitcher of water if you wanna do that.

>>10459545
CATA CATA CATA CATA CATA

>>10459545
I came

>>10485803

She looks like she should stay away from the bottle for a while.

>>10460207
Im sure you did, anon.

>>10485803
I hope she dies

>>10455990
Best payoff ever

>>10485441
Her body is trying so hard to keep her alive. I respect her as an organism. Not as a person though.

>>10455160
shuld have seen me spew 2 days ago, it was mad dog

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I'll post the rest later.

>>10478237
>the cut right after breaks the seal
too obvious, try again

>>10464803
Fake..its icetea

>>10455160
hey look someone thought of something original

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>>10488758

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>>10491239

>>10471747

There you go m8

http://finofilipino.org/post/154045614290/pota-negra-wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feheDTridnI

Why did I choose to come here. I fucking hate people who get near-deathly drunk, and I hate the retarded laughing bystanders even more.

>>10467588
She's in the kitchen why didn't she find the fucking sink

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>>10492471

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>>10459545

>>10492476

I'll post the last video of all the drunk swimmers dying later.

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>>10492497

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>>10455160
losing a drinking game

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>>10494658

>>10460401
this is from wdgirls . com, I checked today, but seems offline

>>10467361
Those tits tho.

Jesus.

>>10464803
Fuck man when did kids become so fucking stupid? When I was a teen nobody dared drink an entire bottle of liquor but you see it all over social media today.

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>>10495625

>>10495625

Check with what I had posted here: >>10470130

>>10456917
this is the only gif I actually liked, especially the 10 second mark where she starts masturbating. but after that it goes wayyyyy downhill and gross.
why is this thread full of men, people vomiting, and pissing? drunk chicks are hot, why dont we have any of those?

>>10485019
You're a faggot, you faggot.

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>>10498148

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>>10459545
That bitch is fucking dead, either she dies due to internal bleeding (dark vomit means blood in the gastro system) and/or she chokes on his own vomit becausw her shit friends are jackhammered and dont know what to do

This is why i stopped drinking like a fucking pirate

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>>10498232

You should continue drinking a lot, it looks like fun. You shouldn't miss out on all the booze and the fun because other people drink too much. You need to drink just as much as they do.

>>10498283
Yeah, i dont drink that much either, i get sleepy but i already know how much can i take, then i just stick to my last drink for the rest of the night

Its funnier to see fucked up people than being the fucked up person

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Here's the original youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adS59zdtLKw

>>10498379

I don't drink at all, if other people want to drink, then they should if they want to drink a lot of booze. I'm just posting these videos because I have one enemy who has criticized or made fun of me in his poetry because I don't drink alcohol.

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Check out the longer video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQkOAozKnjE

>>10460772
>>10460772
yeah and I bet all he did was drink alcohol and not at all did heroin, right?

>>10498518
Anyone can chug american "beer". Its basically water with colorant

>>10466872
Skippy62Able

There's a video out there of a porn shoot where it was supposed to be 2 dudes and 5 girls. One of the girls shows up completely smashed off her ass. During the shoot she starts shitting herself and being belligerent calling the other girls cunts and eventually gets thrown out of the shoot.

I'll see if I can't find it again but it's been a while.

>>10498532
>I have one enemy who has criticized or made fun of me in his poetry because I don't drink alcohol.
Are you autistic?

>>10498518
dont lie its a trap

>>10499133

Isn't beer just water that was grains like wheat or barley that has been mixed into it and gone spoiled or fermented because of yeast and bacteria?

I don't drink alcohol, but I have listened to podcasts by booze enthusiasts and specialist who talk about alcoholic beverages and how craft beer is made and they keep talking about something called IPA.

>>10501110

What do you mean by "its a trap?"

>>10456917
are there any live download links of this? it seems they're all dead

>>10485803
sauce

>>10503410
You're wrong m8, a quick google search will fix tgat shit up

>>10499133
You're literally fucking retarded. I emplore you to google "common beers from X". Compare them all. I did U.S, Australia, and Germany. Guess what, they all had 5%apv. Please fucking kill yourself, only retard degenerates pride themselves in their nations """beer""".

>>10464803
>>10465614
>>10465619
>>10465632
There's a reason people tend to show them peeling the seal off the bottle. There's zero validity because the bottle was opened before the vid started.

>>10464803
fake as fuck.

>>10498232
That's just black vodka retard

>>10474254
Its romanian

>>10511305

Then why don't you post a video clip of you drinking a whole bottle of hard liquor and show everyone how it's really done?

>>10503444
enjoy your tetanus

>>10461123
wtf us there a guy hiding behind a blanket on the background

>>10456594
That's how you die from booze, you fall asleep on your back and then drown in your own vomit.

Chuck is lucky people are there.

>>10517690

Whoa, I didn't notice that.

>>10517763

I don't think it's that common, for people to die from their own alcohol induced vomit. I hope this doesn't scare people away from imbibing alcohol.

>>10459855
>white power

>>10485441
why is he being so rough with her? isn't this what you wanted? ISN"T IT?

I remember this being posted in a thread like this a while back, worth another look:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsHDQc8uAPE

>>10481353
>3
You was in that gangbang too?

>>10491513
Whores.

man this thread is fuckin gross
there are some real sad sacks in these webums
>this is what normies do for fun

>>10459855
Just realized that this is the soundclip used in the FIlthy Frank video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo

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>>10491342
Not that guy but thanks.
Have this in return

>>10485441
What a pretty failure....

>>10494658
that's 15 shots if I ever saw it

>>10488758
I can only imagine what's going through that cleaning woman's mind.

>>10503410
Means it's a dude with a dick with boobs enlarged by estrogen. This is a 18+ board so please refrain from being as retarded as a four year old. Much love faggot-san

>>10500689
I'm surprised no one ran him over.

>>10505148
really niggga? Just sayin, if i was the bitch i'd smite a whore for the side effects

>>10506960
Mid-road fucker I hope he's baked

>>10511795
No way is this chick hot. She's monstrously ugly

>>10476597
you need an account for that fucking idiot

>>10460138

Leaked footage from the Prometheus sequel

>>10470802

It's a porno. The whole thing's scripted.

>>10511281
are you feeling okay? what the fuck does alcohol content have to do with the taste?

I sense butthurt burger.

>>10461123
is this an attempt at a shotgun?

>>10455226

Well, that's just not gentlemanly

>>10476120

Deena is not fuckable, but id sure as fuck hang out with the bitch :)

>>10524898

It probably starts with "these motherfucking kids" in a demonic tone of spanish

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Here's the original youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HDHJQjRq9g

I'll post the rest later.

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>>10529605
>>10530526

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>>10529605
>>10530526
>>10530573

>>10525266

I don't think the woman is faking being drunk at all, even if it is a porno.

Or well, I don't know if she is faking it or not, I haven't been around that many drunk people.

>>10455226
Honestly pretty funny. It'd only be truly fucked if it was another person pooping on him.

>>10519094
Yes it is very common be careful

>>10456917
Why anyone should get this drunk?

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>>10533537

>>10533464

I don't think it's that common, I mean, how often do you hear of people dying because they choked on their own alcohol induced vomit. It's not like it's on the news a lot. Drunk driving accidents get more coverage than people who were drunk and choke on their own vomit.

>>10533480

Getting drunk is part of modern day culture.

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>>10533552

>>10467361
alyssa west

All of you are fucking disgusting.

>>10456917
beautiful

Why the fuck do people mix strong drinks, you know you're gonna pass out eventually and get sick

>>10533480
People that are deluded and think you need to consume alcohol to have fun

Nothing against it either, as I once got so wasted that I took a piss in my closet, sounds funny, but then you realise the day after that your clothes reek of piss

Seriously though, nothing glorious about drinking so much,

>>10456917
sauce?