/brit/

>>10449102
shes not wearing a seat belt and the scene is fake, just like the name already says "fake taxi"

>>10449128
you don't wear seatbelts in UK cabs

>>10449128
No fucking shit sherlock...

>>10449102
Anyone got any Chloe Toy?

Meant to be a blowjob video of her, but I can't find a free source anywhere :'(

>>10449224
>Chloe "i hate men" Toy

>>10449270
made me lose my boner but made me laught 6/9

>>10449265
Ye that one...

I thought she was a lesbian?

She's got that one video with that fat old geezer though.

I just wanna watch her get plowed, shes the spitting image of my school crush as an adult.

>>10449270
>that neck flop

Enjoy the 16 diseases you caught from that flying rat, luv.

>>10449102
source on this? who's the girl?

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>/brit/ thread
>wembs with no sound

as a brit I need girls with strong british accents to get hard

>>10449315
feel free to dump whatever you have lad

>>10449256
kaz b is a cute bundle of filth

>>10449313
elite sienna day

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>>10449333
I only have a couple :( most of them are british-indian

I have some good videos I might make into webms later if I have time

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>>10449347
technically welsh, but oh well

>>10449357
wtf is wrong with Welsh people man.

I hate anglos.

ill make some Kaz B, Paige Turnah and Katie K webms soon
Who is the ultimate brit slut?

Josephine James is the definition of a British milf

>>10449527
she looks just like my mom. sauce now.

>>10449540
PascalsSubSluts.17.03.02.Laura.Louise

>>10449347
This is some old quality porn here.

none of these girls are as hot as the british escort i saw the other day

>>10449364
No idea, but they're great company.

>>10449348
>>10449352
>>10449406
>>10449515
>>10449519
>>10449527
would

>>10449611
>british escort
that's impossible, they're all Romanian these days.

>>10449695
Unless you live in a shitty town like I do and there's literally no hookers about.
I've messaged at least 50 on various websites, this place is fucking barren

>>10449699
You may have already tried this but if you haven't try that adultwork, site? you can search slags by distance

>>10449712
and most brit pornstars escort on there too

>>10449521
Lena Leigh always had me diamonds but think she quit

>>10449315

I like them, they look britishy.

>>10449128
>She's not wearing a seatbelt

Hands off Brussels!

>>10449521
Ava Dalush

>>10449315

>need girls with strong british accents
>posts webm where girl just fucking mumbles

*slow clap*

>>10449270
>Blowing that hard into a birb
You just burst it's lungs darlin

>>10449270
kek

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Samantha Bentley as featured on Game of Thrones

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>>10449812

>>10449812
Oh damn, I haven't thought about her in a long, long time. I know who I'm fapping to later.

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>>10449820

>>10449777
Wtf lol

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the queen of brit porn, still annoyed missed the chance with her when she was escorting

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>>10449840

>>10449201
Who is she?

>>10449757
as I said anon, I dont have many. /brit/ threads arent common enough to build a collection

>>10449840
I just re-downloaded a shit load of her stuff for a nostalgia wank recently. She's great.

>>10449863
she is great, and her mother is strapon jane, whole family is porn royalty

>>10449870
Oh wow, shame they never did a scene together

>>10449886
you heard her accent, lad? she's ain't from the UK anymore.... ;^)

>>10449877
they did, there are photoshoots and did a few cfnm vids

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>>10449908
Her welsh accent and tooth gap lives on because the internet forgets nothing.

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>>10449908

>>10449270
shawty give me neck till i pass out

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quintessentially british

>>10449812
>accomplishedblaringcockatoo
holy shit lol

>>10449840
Anyone have sauce on this specific video?

>>10449201
>>10449853
Willy's Mom u whale fucker

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>>10449918

>>10449102
>no seatbelt
fucking triggered

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jessica rabbit like legs and arse

its not porn if theres no dick

>>10449744
underrated

>>10449357
that's lancs/yorks you foolish man.

>>10450011
SAUCE?

>>10449315
Name ?

>>10450027
u wot mate

>>10450047
looks like Leah Jaye

>>10449853
Cherry Blush

>>10450052
anyone have access to ashleys scene in public pissing 5? seems its only available on dvd

member hannah uk?

>>10450044
Paige Turnah

>>10449938
kek

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>>10449777
>>10449835

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>>10450179

>>10450134
I still watch Studio 66, 2bh.

>>10450179
>>10450185
is that michelle moist?

>>10450241
yep

>>10449347
MORE BRITISH-INDIAN

>>10450306
her name? I like flabby Brit slags.

>>10449128
I hope ur trolling

>>10449270
so this is why we catch aids and all stds?

>>10449833
source ?

>>10450312
ashley ryder, scottish sexpot

>>10450338
ty, lad

>>10449102
>>10449201
>>10449256
>>10449315

you do know (as an amerifag) that the sexiest part of british ladies is the fact they have a wicked naughty accent right?

also, any britfags have any advice on how to pick up british women? going in a month and wanna taste some chav pussy

>>10450354
you want chav pussy? get them a bottle of cheap vodka and you're golden

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>>10449357

>>10449347
source blease my freng

>>10449347
Man just bust a frube all over her face

>>10450354
Just use your accent and say you're related to Robert Downey Jr

>>10449571
Georgie Lyall is available as a call girl

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>>10450163

I'm gonna need some sauce on this....

>>10450358

I have heard that they love a drink. I don't even really drink myself, but I'm planning on nursing a few beers to give the appearance. obviously gonna wrap it up. any general things americans do that get them going?

>>10450388

is he some sort of pussy god there? people here seem to think he's a bit of a "prat" or "wanker" or "fucking full of himself even though he should be grateful we gave that junkie fuck another chance at acting"

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Anyone got any Ella Hughes webms?

Or even better, Ava Dalush?I used to work with her in a bar in Nottingham, absolute trollope so porn was a natural progression

Lurk

>>10450422

Tell them that you solicit hook-up advice from 4chan porn boards yeah works every time

I never knew there was such a thing as an attractive british person.

>>10449102
sause

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>>10450422

op here, another queston: just in case since I'm an 7/10 looking guy, what's the deal with escorts, services, etc in the london area?

>>10450163
>>10450404
http://spankbang.com/mtua/video/lolly+s+sex+bet+cfnm

>>10450404
https://www.xvideos.com/video18504971/lolly_badcock_s_sex_bet

>>10450363
its audio only you mong

>>10450556
she is czech

>>10449765
name?

>>10449347
British-indian is best indian

>>10450068
who?

>>10449270
When she is trying hard but there is no power left.

>>10449938
underrated

>>10450556
is this bayonetta

>>10449102
without hearing her talk what is the fucking point of her being british?
that's like posting webms where you can't see the asshole in an anal thread

>>10449201
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58d7ed67c3e49

I used to fucking love Renee Richards.

>>10450354
>taste some chav pussy
>is a virgin

>>10450234
Same, Claire Richards is gorgeous

>>10450871
not if ur actually british...

>>10450354
>any britfags have any advice on how to pick up british women? going in a month and wanna taste some chav pussy

Yeah, don't go for the chavs.

>>10449315
>Some arab
uwot8?

>>10450924
nothing wrong with a bit of chav gash, m8

>>10449922

she kinda reminds me of gen. p. even tho the accent is different

>>10449712
None of them will even consider meeting someone who hasn't got any feedback on their profile, but in order to get feedback you need to meet someone.
It's a closed loop of idiocy, I'll just go to P'boro or Boston some day when I'm real tired of this shit and fuck some skank's throat.

>>10451061
some of them have their numbers on their profile

>>10451061
this >>10451178
also, they're generally more open to it if you go to them, rather than them coming to you
if they're independant it's generally not so bad, they'll live on some shit hole council estate 9 times out of 10, but who hasn't seen one of those?

>>10449699
Register in UK punting and uk escorting
UK punting had proper reviews and you can ask members for recommendations

>>10451315
>fat.webm

>>10451310
this is also something I would recommend

>>10450898

lol I'm not exactly a ladykiller, but I've fucked 5-6 girls in my life, and I recently lost almost 100 lbs and grew a beard (heard Londoners can't grow proper dark ones) and I could definitely snag some chav pussy. don't get butthurt and project your insecurities, ya dick. say what you want, I know how much pussy I get.

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>>10450432
got more stories about ava?

>>10451581
name?

>>10450134
Sauce

>>10449357
Sauce:
https://soundgasm.net/u/BadGirlUK

>>10451671
it's something they have on UK TV, it's basically a call in phone sex show, they show tits and ass but that's about it
it's something to watch at 3am while drunk on a weekend

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Do you like bimbo types?

>>10451461
You sound like a delusional cunt yourself and clearly suffering from Paris syndrome. The only pussy you got was from your mother's disease infested hole.

>>10451743
Sure, got any Leigh Darby

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>>10451763
i wouldnt say leigh is bumbo, more hot milf

>>10451786
she's definitely a [m]imbo

>>10450163

I think it is funny that when he blows it on her face, some of the girls look like they didn't know what came out of a penis.

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Chessie Kay cosplaying as Margot Robbie cosplaying as Harley Quinn

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>>10451799
michelle thorne is for sure a mimbo

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>>10449744

>>10450354
Buy them cheap booze and be okay with contracting gonorrhea.

>>10449922
Wait till he raises the black guys kid for him. Then he'll be a true cuck.

>>10449347

Nadia Nyce, FYI

>>10452123
Holy fuck.

>>10451315
delete this

>>10449128

THIS IS WHY MUST LEAVE EU

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>>10449527
She's like a chubbier and redheaded version of my ex who I am not over. Damn you.

Fukken saved

>>10450000
>50000

>>10452266
sauce?

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>>10452298

>>10452298
sauce?

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everyone forgets about Jess West :(

>>10451609
Name?

>tfw British
>tfw can never watch British pornstars because they're always ugly and/or have obnoxiously exaggerated accents

>>10452363
sauce for the love of god

>>10452363
sauce

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>>10450234
>>10450909

>>10450556
Sauce!!!!!!!

Does anyone have the video or the sauce of that girl laying on her back getting fucked by two black dudes, ones ramming her pussy and shes sucking the other one, shes pretty chubby i think

>>10449357
Wales is part of Britain you cunt

Why are brits so stupid? Genuine question, no troll. Canadians are stupid too (I'm Canadian) but only when they come from small towns. Generally if you meet someone who was raised in a city, they are a little bit worldly and know life outside their little box.

On the other hand, a lot of brits who come here (like on exchange for example) don't know a single goddamn thing about anything. Even the ones from like London or manchester. They don't even know their own colonial history aside from HAHA FUCK INDIA AND MOST OF AFRICA, and theyre culturally blind, like maybe they have stereotypes of people from around the world? But they don't actually know anything worthwhile about them.

Like I'm not trying to be holier than thou, I'm a fucking idiot desu. But this still confuses me. Is the british education system really bad or did i end up w a poor sample?

fuck americans too btw dont think ur safe

>>10452429
>>10452432
richard hammond

>>10452363
sauce

>>10449777
kek

>>10451061
>None of them will even consider meeting someone who hasn't got any feedback on their profile, but in order to get feedback you need to meet someone.
bullshit, i met several girls (20+) from aw and only like 2-3 ever bothered to ask me to go through the site booking bullshit, let alone caring about your feedback
99/100 of the times is just you phoning the number and that's it

>>10452550

sauce

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anyone know who this is?

>>10449102
Who is she? Or source

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that awkward moment when you are enjoying a holly kiss video and realize she looks like your aunt

>>10449918
sauce?

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>>10450909

>>10452547
Cos we don't give a shit about the colonies?
Tho the education is pretty wank up til uni.

>>10449521
Ava no question

>>10449102
https://www.xvideos.com/video10712776/supert_sexy_blonde_sienna_flashes_her_tits_and_gets_fucked_in_the_taxi

>>10449754
This

>>10451548
Sauce on this one?

>>10450556
Emylia argan

>>10449840
Fucking sauce?

>>10449201
that's a fake dick

>>10452400
Man, I could really go for a Coke right now.

>>10452608
Tanya Tate
>>10452584
This one too.

No Harmony Reigns makes my dick sad.

>>10453216
look through the thread again

>>10450068
source?

>>10451913
how the fuck do you have a dick that big and plastic looking

>>10450083
sauce

>>10449938
FREE ROWDY FREE BOBBY

>>10453279

Step one is extensive surgery
step two is the glossy makeup they put on cocks for porn shoots
step three is literally injecting saline to make them veiny and overly thick

>>10451189
sauce

For the longest, I've been looking for more videos of Miss Louise Jackson. Anybody got any of her?

>All these British porn stars
>Not a single mention of Alyssa Divine

I'm so disappointed in all of you.

>>10450068
fucking kek

>>10450068
haHAA

>>10450068
where the name at

>>10450393
Her only active profile is adult work under 'GeorgieLyallXXX', she doesn't escort according to there. She only cams now after failing to quit porn and become a nurse.

>>10449833
god source please

>>10449918
who dis?

>>10452298
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5748517b04c47

>>10450364
Nadia Nice

>>10452621
bamp on dis

>>10452621
sauce?

>>10453979
>>10454004
longer version, still haven't found source

http://webm.land/w/leHJ/

>>10449128
I never wear a seatbelt in the back seat personally.

>>10449918
>Naughty America

can't tell if trolling or not...

>>10450783
Guy is danny d, no idea who the chick is. He's got a lot of hilarious shit.

>>10451760
Paris syndrome. Had to look that one up. And who says 4chan can't be educational?

>>10451828
She's also a tom.

>>10454122
thanks for the help

>>10450925
Britain is a muslim country you stupid fat hamburglar

>>10449270
Damn it Glasgow...

>Ctrl+F
>No savannah gold

D: her legacy already lost to time

>>10453608
>Alyssa Divine
crackhead looking washed up degenerate

>>10449270
lol I was where this was shot about 5 mins before this woman, three or four pigeons flew into the window of a large storefront of TK Maxx in Leeds and were just lying on the concrete. Fucking morons started picking them up trying to save them when their necks and ribs were completely fucked.

>>10452445
mah man

somebody needs to get some of the babeshow sluts into porn

>>10454878
it's always the munters that do, never the ones you wanna see, it's sad
I mean, come on:
>>10452722
>>10452445
>>10452519
These girls need to

>>10454292
That's pretty gay if you're able to recognize the male porn actor like that.

>>10453246
>>10453833
search danny d window watcher

>>10453862
sauce

>>10450334
>>10453862
>>10455149

She is Samantha Bentley. Dont know about scene tho.

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>>10449840
>queen of brit porn
>not Sophie Dee

Sophies a true veteran.

>>10449964
What anime?

Looks interesting.

>>10449812
The bloke is Craig Chalmers, who was on the BBC show Any Dream Will Do, and doing the Panto circuit when it was discovered he was also fucking on film...

>>10452330
Bambi Black's

>>10455210
She's obnoxious.

>>10449794
salsa?

>>10449852
>>10449918
>>10453866
Paige Turnah

>>10455221
bad b8

>>10452123
if i didn't know any better i would think fake taxi is completely... fake...

>>10455291
How is asking for sauce b8?

You're too paranoid.

The explosion sequence reminded me of terminator, where they see the future holocaust planned by skynet.

>>10452547
Mainly cause we don't learn that much about the colonies in school. We're more important in your history than you are in ours.

>>10452547
Colonial legacy and British imperialism is mentioned almost universally in a good light here, "we brought the trains to India" kinda bullshit. Which is why there's still this nonsensical adoration and false-memory of Empire. The UK still believes itself to be a significant part of global affairs (it's not, it's a small insignificant country with little to offer) and the majority of this is because of how Empire is fetishised here, it's pretty disgusting.

>>10452547

if it weren't for the krauts, the british would be the bad guys in every movie

>>10452547

When you use the word "desu", how do you imagine the rest of us perceive you?

more babeshow slags, pls

>>10455234
wasnt it the scene of him with girlfriend jasmine jae fucking on paige turnahs site?

>>10449922

Doesn't Sophie Dee have HIV? I thought I read that somewhere.

>>10450872
Fucking based anon

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>>10451760

try harder edgelord. I fucked my gf last night. nerdy bbw. don't even care. keep on livin this kinda life

>>10452414
They're always from shitholes like Essex or Cardiff

>>10452547
That's because only massive cunts do poverty/grief/white guilt tourism, they treat it as cultural enrichment prior to working for a massive corporation as a glorified administrator 'project manager' when in reality they'd struggle to run a hot bath.

>>10453147
10/10

>>10454912

this might be my favorite 4chan comment of all time. it's just so to the fucking point

>>10454490
HAW SEE YOU MATE AYE MATE JIST FUCK OFF MATE ELSE AL FUCKIN DO YE IN CUNT

>>10456457

Both wrong. The working holiday brits are sheltered kids, never made their own money, never lived on their own and know what they need to know. Why know about history?

Sad part is alot of the WHS crowd are tomorrows doctors and lawyers for the UK.

>>10449938
>shawty give me neck till i pass out
dumb shit

>>10452427

Sauce please

I'm just gonna hang out here, cos the United game is shit

>>10449270
I won a quid because of that beautiful bird.
Fuck you Lewis

>>10452722
>>10452445
anymore claire?
>>10452519
or ella?

>>10450068
This guy is the savior of porn.

>>10450404
I am so concerned I know who that is right now..

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>>10456773

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>>10456773
>>10456782

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>>10456773
>>10456782
>>10456798

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>>10456773
>>10456782
>>10456798
>>10456802

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>>10456809
>>10456802
>>10456798
>>10456782
>>10456773

>>10449348
Sauce?

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>>10456833
>>10456809
>>10456802
>>10456798
>>10456782
>>10456773

hitler did nuffin wong

>>10456725

weird seeing your sister on /gif/ huh?

we need another one of these

can we get a part 2 thread, with more rare girls, less sophie dee and the typical ones?

>>10456973
>>10456997
>>10456997
new

Gifs and webms are no longer loading for me on Chrome, any tips?

>>10449102
Brits truly are the best subhumans

>>10452427
sauce?

>>10454229
what because you don't care about crushing the person driving you but if you were going to go out the window you would? what a fucking retard go to hell

>>10454229
I hope the next time you're in the front seat of a car you get your back crushed by your dickhead friend behind you

>>10449777
didnt know cat slater had gone into porn

>>10455589
its an autocorrect filter of t b h (without the spaces).

try typing it newfag

>>10452787
Bless you Anon.

>>10449201
What an ugly whale