Turkish webms thread

>>10448763
what a pretentious wanker

>>10448763
I don't know how to make webm's
https://youtu.be/ZCQ-s4g-OO0

>>10448790

>I don't know what the word pretentious means but I know it means something bad so I'm gonna use it. That will definitely make me seem like a pragmatic genius for criticizing somebody for having fun. Praise me.

>>10448818
>i don't know what the word pragmatic means but I know it means something specific so I'm gonna use it. That will definitely make me seem like a pretentious wanker for criticizing somebody for using words correctly. Praise me.

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>>10448870
is this a guro thread?

>>10448763
remove Kebab REEEEEEEEE

>>10448870
>no salt sprinkle
This must be what it feels like to get cucked.

>>10448878
No, it's an "op is a faggot that never cooked anything besides boiled water thread" because otherwise I have no idea how somebody could be interested in another faggot that homosexually cuts meat.

>>10448763
that knife is sharp af

>>10448856
btfo

>>10448856
>My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest man alive. To the outside world, I'm an ordinary forensic scientist, but secretly, with the help of my friends at S.T.A.R. Labs, I fight crime and find other meta-humans like me. I hunted the man who killed my mother, but in doing so, I opened up our world to new threats. And I am the only one fast enough to stop them. I am... The Flash!

>le turkish Blade

inb4 someone posts a dog being beaten to death

>>10448763
why i am fapping to this

>>10448818
>>10448856
>I like sucking big black cocks - fuck me daddy

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>>10448898
Vegan detected

>>10448944
Your fapping to pure skill

>>10448993
>Touching the salt and herbs with sauce and oil all over his hands

I'm mad

>>10448997
exactly like in my hentai

>>10448790
How autistic do you have to be to not realize it's tongue in cheek?

>rape babies thread

that salt pitch tho

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>>10449194

Raindrops, droptop, sprinkle a little salt on the top of your lamb chop.

That mother fucker is rich cooking up lamb.

>>10448763
i drool every time he has a perfectly cooked steak

>>10448900
Losing its edge everytime he bangs it against the cutting board like a retard.

>>10449002
Morto, pensare che ero venuto per segarmi

Gotta question some of these methods. Cutting all the fat off before cooking a lot of this, and using rock salt for post seasoning.

>>10449307
Rock salt's actually pretty nice, especially on a t-bone

>>10449307
You don't have to know cooking
when you're this good looking.

>>10448763
I hate how pretentiously this fag is cutting meat and doing shit, fuck

>>10449335
That's the joke, you dumb cunt.

>>10448898
Lets not pretend we know anything about cooking just because we make our ramen on the stove top instead of the microwave, k?

>>10448763
I can fap to everything this man does

>>10448763
I bet you find this guy by the salt he leaves on the ground

>>10449016
No it's not. After watching him do all this nonsense over a year it's definitely his legitimate technique, doesn't make it any less shitty

>>10449335
Found the bosnian.

>>10448763
Seriously thought this guys can cook but can't cut meat for shit. Waste's so much meat when he cuts out the tendons wouldn't let him touch a knife in my kitchen.

https://www.instagram.com/nusr_et/

>>10449440
Oh I bet you don't let anyyyy meat to go to waste ;)

>>10449216
Wtf I'm literally white now?!?! :^)

>>10449264
That dude looks weird

>>10449395
Or the salt he gets on his forearm because of that retarded hand bend.

I can't lie op. I like this guy and I like this thread

>>10449264
That's accute autism

>>10449477
That's not a history of Turks. That's a history of Turkic peoples.

>>10448768
I came here to see some food videos, not how to handle my first date.

>>10448763
The way he sprinkles that salt is so magnificient

>>10449416
He's being funny get over yourself

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>Turkish webms

>>10449700

it goes all over his arm, he is literally retarded

>>10449725
whats going on here

>>10448763

You son of a bitch. Now I'm hungry. Someone get me a kilo of steak!

>>10449733
During the turkish coup this tank broke a road barrier which cut some Roach civilians in half

>>10449198
she says she is scared of butterflies because butterflies may get in her eyes.

>>10448763
Jesus Christ i get so triggered every time he touches the food with his bare hands

>>10448763
This made me more horny than any other webm on this board

>>10448763
>that first cut he makes with the blade facing his hand
shit made me nervous, but I guess he knows what he's doing

>>10449328
Yeah, but most of the time you use it before because few people enjoy biting in to a solid chunk of salt.

>>10449719
Okay I wasn't going to but I'll bite, go ahead and explain the ways in which this ass bag is 'funny'.

>>10448763
>no roach webm

>>10449006
hehehehehehehe

>>10449382
Ouch. Being so poor to eat ramen unironically must suck.

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>>10448843 everytime he slaps the knife against the cutting board i cringe a little
>>10448993 the bare hands is killing me
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>>10449194
does he not understand that you can sprinkle salt without cascading it down your forearm/elbow?

>>10449988
Its a fucking bit.
Its something he does intentionally because it's entertaining. Clearly he knows how to use a knife and butcher an animal -- When you've got the technique down all there is left is to add flavor.

Dig your heels in and hate like a petulant fucking child if you have to, that wont change that this guy figured out how to make a job slicing meat into something people want to watch.

>>10450229
So are you gonna answer my question on how it's funny? I only said it was his technique which you just reinforced, I said it's shitty because it can be borderline unsafe and unsanitary. Insult me all you want you're still just as big a dick head as this guy and most other foodies

>>10450210
...thats the point of the meme

Turks are truly the lowest of the lowest scum of all humanity.

>>10448763
what is so awesome about this guy? I'll never understand.

>>10450515
>what is so awesome about this guy? I'll never understand.

Yes, you clearly never will.

>>10450371
No, nigger are the lowest of the lowest u fucking dumb shit jew.

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>>10449440
Why are you so edgy?

>>10448768

Is this supposed to be impressive?

Only fucking autistic cunts on 4chan could hate this guy everyone else fucking loves him

>>10450731
he is making millions while you are rotting on your neet bux

>>10448790
Ate the food he cooked... It was bad. He actually hires cooks...

>>10449854
what kind of faggot are you that you have a problem with that?

>>10450308

No serious "foodie" who knows anything about cooking thinks this guy is serious or any good.

Only the trendy hipsters "foodies" and fans of dancing with the stars think that this guy is any good.


I mean he only cooks meat, with salt. How fucking hard is that? And he uses his knife in ways that are unsafe and prematurely dulls the blade. Then of course there is the unsanitary LACK OF A GODDAMN HAIR NET, as well as the running salt down your forearm onto someone else's food...

I ate at his restaurant in Istanbul.

It was the best food I've eaten in my life.

He obviously takes the absolute piss with his social media videos. But he's actually a very talented restaurateur.

>>10450613
Never seen this hunting technique

>>10448768
>shit's literally in flames
>sprinke some salt on top of it

>>10449382
If you'd tasted a single dish made by me you'd suck my cock for the next.

>>10448772
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>>10448763
>Not a single stain anywhere on his white shirt
I'm impressed.

>>10448905
Underrated post

This thread makes me want to learn how to be a butcher.

>>10448843
cocked meat on same surface as raw

>>10448763
great, now i'm horny and hungry...

>>10448898
I work at a meat and fish counter at a store and we love this guy. also it's nice to understand why he is doing what he is doing, it's not really complicated at all in any of the videos as far as I know and I think I have seen most of them. he just makes it look cool.

>>10448768
is that like a dog or something

>>10448843
>doesn't let the steak rest
what a newfag

>>10449603
turkic means turks retard. turkey turks has name of "turk" because of atatürk. we're diverse and mixed as fuck but atatürk went full nationalist and threw away all ottoman shit and replaced it with a turkish doctrin. even atatürk looks like an european.

>>10451359
Lamb.
Everything he's been cooking has been lamb

>>10448772
at 0.27, dafuckouttamyway!

>>10448763

Thats where that comes from?!

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>>10448870
Stupid flesh eaters, VEGANISM FTW!!

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im disappointed this one hasnt been posted yet

>>10451311
can you not tell it was washed?

>>10451071
>No serious "foodie"
kill me

>>10449264
would look less wierd if he didn't keep opening his eyes so far. just looks... uncomfortable

>>10448843
Why does he keep banging his knife on the chopping board?

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>>10449264
PITOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>10452272
it's characteristic but the person she's imitating is a god damned cartoon

>>10451604
gr8 b8 m8

>>10452265
Sorry, friend. While those are indeed Turks, that is not a webm.

turkroach geyiği muazzam geyik bu arada. sevmeyeni sikiyim.

>>10451156
Yeah to wash the taste out of my mouth.

Wouldn't this belong on /wsg/?

>>10451277
this man gets it

>>10451604
You and your kind are too loud and obnoxious. Kill yourself, retard.

>>10448763
Should ban faggot OP for posting this here instead of on /wsg/ which is the containment board for this boring ass shit.

>>10449733
Cultural enrichment.

>>10450210
>does he not understand that you can sprinkle salt without cascading it down your forearm/elbow?
Its just showmenship anon.

>>10449185
Boner achieved

>>10448790
why do you feel the need to be like this? honest question. if you had a bad day, that's fine. but why take it out on others? slitting your wrists is an easy alternative

dude is a fucking awesome butcher, yes, sometimes he waste a bit here and there, but its for the show, he does it so easily that its cool to watch

>>10450515
he makes ridiculously tender, tasty and perfectly cooked stakes, he also does it really easily

>>10449185
this is retarded, why not just 2 patties? nobodies gonna eat this shit

>>10448905
kek

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>>10449382
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>>10452544
Absolute top bantz you guys

>>10452853
Have you heard of a place called Wisconsin?

>>10452877
i would eat it gratefully

>>10450610
stop alien abductions

>>10450731
ya, he cut's that up pretty fast and pretty well....

>>10453061
>*muffled WIIISCONSIIIIIIIN in the distance¨*

>>10450610
it's obvious that's not a turkish car. check the license plate.

>>10453000
>degenerate turkroaches huff glue
how unexpected

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typical turk.

>>10449272

Your rhyme doesnt match the cadence of the song, dipshit.

>>10448870
Making a kabob is rather difficult, even for a small one. To make one that big with an excellent presentation is very skillful on his part. Kudos to you.

>proceeds back to sucking dick

>>10453392
that's a muslim in downtown Rome, Italy I'd say, as I live there and recognize those fountains, the tiles/stones (san pietrini) and that type of trash bin that they just put in here

>>10450210
Hes tapping it against the board to get anythings on it, off

You can always just sharpen the knife again

>>10451344
That guy used to work at a meat counter. Now he sells the most expensive food in Turkey.
Fuck.

>>10448790
t. gordon ramsay

>>10448763
This asshole is worse than Trump and needs to die.

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>>10453471
it is also similar to what blacksmiths used to do, drop/tap the hammer on the anvil to flaten the head and allow them to change the orientation of the handle in their hand.

Makes it easy to quickly alter your grip to always swing/slice straight.

>>10449761
We must burn all butterflies

>>10450210
most of the top chefs don't use gloves

>>10448763
Kek this guy think he Hannibal Lector

>>10451277
Halal animals must be slaughtered by a Muslim, who says a blessing, and by hand, not by machine (which is the way many chickens in the U.S. are killed. Once killed, the animal's blood must drain completely, since Muslims who eat Halal do not consume the fresh blood of animals.

This guy is triggered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wyp7lWG4gRg

>>10453725

/b/'s face when it realises Nusr-Et steakhouse is in Dubai and all meat served is Halal, slaughtered under Sharia :D

I've actually been to Nusr-Et as I live in Dubai, before 'saltbae' was a thing. It was okay? I've cooked just as fresh, tasty meat on my own charcoal grill. You pay more for the drama and show...

>>10452969
>obviously kurdish
>turkoroach

>>10453392
trust me. a turk wouldnt show his ass in the middle of the street because of homophobia

>>10453558
>worse than Trump

nice trump meme

>>10453749
>Nusr-Et steakhouse is in the Dubai

Beshiktash/Istanbul, Turkey

if u wanna see Nusret's himself of course.

>>10453725
>must be slaughtered by a Muslim
no it's not. it just needs to slaughter properly. A christian can make halal meat if he wants too. only problem is Kalima-i Shahadat

>>10450210
t. buttmad culinary school fag

>>10450210
>cringe
you keep using that word. i don't think it means what you think it means

>>10449988
i don't know if he's funny. but if something is stupid but it work's, it aint stupid. this guy is now famous around the globe because of that "stupid" salt-bae thingy

>>10450210
real chiefs dont use gloves

>>10451071
>serious foodie
>upset about hair nets
>not a casual

>>10449264
Neferpitou

>>10448768
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>>10448993
Call me uneducated but why does he keep slapping the meat?

>>10449264
Weebs to the stake

this thread smells like cheap cologne

>>10453393
That really ruined your day didn't it? Lol

>>10451071
watching the cooking channel doesn't make you a serious "foodie"

>>10448763
That was all well and good until sprinkling salt down his elbow. That meme has to fucking die, not even world class chefs do that shit.

Chill you fucking homos, it's just theatrics. Other cultures' chefs do it all the time in particular restaurants, like how japanese chefs can cook in front of you at the table.

>>10449264
Its official 4chin can no longer distinguish females from traps

>>10454137
Literally no reason. If anything, it just bruises the meat.

>>10453008
What is going on here? Who is this? King of the jews?

>>10449622
underrated

>>10452853
>>>10450515
>he makes ridiculously tender, tasty and perfectly cooked stakes, he also does it really easily

That's because, if you even the most rudimentary of cooking skills and an understanding of the different cuts of meat, it is incredibly easy to make perfectly tender, tasty and cooked stakes.

And yes, it is really easy.

But I guess to the uninformed, running salt down your sweaty forearm onto the food is "manly" and impresses teenage girls as well as beta males...

>>10449419
What do you have against bosnians?

>>10448763
yeah, go ahead, hit your board with the sharp of your blade and fuck it up like a retard

>>10451390
>Turkic peoples, any of various peoples whose members speak languages belonging to the Turkic subfamily of the Altaic family of languages.

>The Turkish people (Turkish Türk milleti), or Turks (Turkish: Türkler), are a nation and Turkic ethnic group who are primarily living in Republic of Turkey

>>10448772
when he flicks that piece away i cant stop laughing

>>10452290
to clear it of debris and also to make french fuckers mad

>>10454440
He's the richest and wisest man in Turkey

>>10454609
nice wikipedia copy/pasting skills retard.
go to fucking /his/, they will educate you

>>10451019
>Ate the food he cooked... It was bad. He actually hires cooks...
Why do people feel the need to lie on the internet?

>>10453890
>>10453749
he has restaurants all over the world. even in L.A.

>>10454656
Not an argument.

>>10450573
Hit a nerve there, Mehmet?

>>10453332
Turk, Arab... same thing really..

>>10449198
slav rape baby

>>10453877
Same thing

>>10454440
Sultan Erdogan

>>10454609
Turks are the epitome of cultural appropriation. Genetic studies on their population reveals that the Central Asian contribution to their gene pool is less than 20%.

They are mostly the descendants of Anatolians, Greeks, Kurds and Jews that got cucked into adopting their overlords' culture.

>>10454664
Oh so you also ate his food and it was good, but you're not a liar as well?

>>10454776
>Why do people feel the need to lie on the internet?

>>10454771
The point I was trying to make was that designations Turks and Turkic mean different groups of people. Turks are Turkic but not all Turkic groups are Turks.

>>10450603
It's a trap.

>>10454146
What the Actual Fuck.

>>10450603
>Venusangelic wannabe

REALLY TURKEY?! uck man just let ISIS have em

>>10454956
really? she is my friend in univercity

>>10454645
french butcher here i'm mad

>>10448997
WASTING SO MUCH MEAT IM FUCKING MAD

>>10449194
T-Bone steak, Disgusting amerifat meme

>>10449733
Militiary doing what they were supposed to do but unfortunately failing.

>>10452969
Is this from that new commercial for "Autism Speaks"?

>>10450610
thats no even turkish scumbag

>>10450582
It's the failure

>>10454151
kekeke

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>>10448763

>>10452496
google translate is not good enough i guess

>>10454137
for the lulz

>>10450570
that's what real beef looks like.

>>10448768
spank dat lil piggy! make her squeeeeeeeeel

>>10449002
he's not too smart about using that blade, he cuts moving the blade towards him and it's so sharp that it can slice his guts. Always cut moving the blade away from you.

>>10450371
I personally hate arabs more than I hate us, but hey, you do you, Miroslav.

>>10448763
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQxcUK-jCH_/

>>10455659
>good old days
>turkey

what?

>life without bacon

>>10450210
>culinary school

>>10455659
fuck I wish that the coup didnt fail

>>10455659
Homosexuality isn't as overt in Turkey as it is in the West and you can't go back to the days when you were killing Kurds because those days never ended.

>>10451344
Kroger?

>>10452496
Çok bayat,komik de gelmiyor

>>10450603
(male)

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>>10452544
Fucking lost. Best comment on the boards all day.

>>10448878
Are you a lamb?

>>10452290
Better his grip. Atleast thats why blacksmiths bsng their hammers

>>10454137
So that all the ladies and beta males can imagine it's their ass and moisten themselves a bit.

>>10455597
Clearly he only started doing this yesterday.

>>10457070
most importantly, does he find it arousing?

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>>10448763
I'm a vegetarian and even I admit this looks a juicy, perfectly cooked piece.

Okay, clearly you all know nothing about him. Dudes blind.

>>10452290
I thought it was like more of a rhythm and timing thing

>>10457145
ayy lmao

>>10454381
it would only bruise if it was living

>>10448776
>ketchup

Fucking ruined

>>10448763
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>>10448870

What happened to Johny Depp?

>>10454151
What the fuck was his problem?

>>10455597
Okay dad, thanks for the advice.

>>10454440
>not knowing Koksal Baba

Just how new you are?

Why does he beat the knife on the fucking cutting board like a nigger?

>>10450210
Nigger, do you think Chefs don't use their bare hands?

>they do

Source my father-in-law is a chef

>>10454743
nah kurds are way more retarded

>>10455597
theres always one motherfucker ...

'oh actually I happen to be the grandest master on this subject....'

stop being a faggot the guy is redciulously skillfull

>>10452969
not naming kavamabumbo

>>10452329
scary gon is best gon

>>10449198
>mehmet my son

>>10450610
Lost.

>>10454846
that fucking desk throw

>>10454956
she is not a trap it is a r9k fantasy cause they are all gay over there

>>10449471
> 1220
>Everything is gone

Fucking Gengis Khan, man.

I'm a cook/souschef and this is funny. Sure it might be unsanitary but who says they're serving it to customers? Whatever AMA.

>>10452969
https://youtu.be/rCQJmB3jdB0?t=120

>>10452383
>she
ok bud

>>10448763
>cutting towards yourself
what a fuckin boyscout

>>10451604
> Stupid flesh eaters, VEGANISM FTW!!
This
>>>10452290
>Why does he keep banging his knife on the chopping board?
obsessive-compulsive disorder. Also the same way he usesaid the salt points to OCD

>>10448843
>piercing the beef before and after cooking it
where did this fairy learn his trade

>>10458346

she was being a bitch, why is she pulling that bullshit just give the fucking cake and stop acting like a spastic, it's not cute.

>>10454481

so easy and yet so many restaurants fuck it up daily.

>>10454510

oh no i'm a poor cunt and can only afford one knife and can't use a knife for demonstrations boo hoo.

>>10459352

are you autistic? the one fucking cut he makes from picking it up with the knife? surely you can't be that retarded.

You understand he's putting on a show? and that one cut in the meat isn't going to do shit to the meat.

>>10449185

> It's flowing (x2), [like a] waterfall (x3), this is the world's best burger!

t. Turk

>>10449198

I wish I have a daughter as cute as her at some point.

>>10459375
lmao good luck man

Anyone who takes the salt chef serious is a fucking idiot and doesn't understand satire it it fucked his mom in the ass.

>>10459426
>hurr durr i can't cook a steak daddy please pick up tampons while you're at the store

>>10450371

Says the Serbian, for the 700th time today.

>>10452496

Benim de komigime gidiyor. Referandumdan sonra resmen roach olduk zaten; tecavuz kacinilmazsa zevk almaya bakmak lazim

>>10448763

I came here to fap, and fap I will

>>10454743

Go tell Circassians that; I'm sure they'll love your acute investigative skills.

>>10454381
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>>10457090
Thanks for the explanaiton Anons.

>>10449517
GOLD

>>10449546
twitch chat

>>10449733
what >>10455265
said

The Turkish Military is suppose to remove those in charge if they try to make the country non secular which is what the current president is trying to do, After this attempted coup he started to remove secular individuals from the government.

>>10452631
You and your kind are destroying this planet, kill yourself cunt

>>10454146
WHat's going on here??????????????????

>>10455065

Timestamped pic of her feminine penis or you're lying

>>10454977
>>10459743
>being this young

>>10460162
That's your final answer?

>>10452631
Enjoy your colon cancer you fat fucking unexpressed anal gland of a person.

>>10459375
Shush, Virgins may not speak of experiences they do not know of.

>>10455369
This is what i was expecting from this thread.
Well done.

>>10449198
:3

>>10448993
>Ruins whole branch of spice and sault with his saucy hands.
STOP shilling this faggot. Please.